Going Through My Unread Emails (they wanted to sponsor his proposal lmao)

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  • @brittneynr96
    @brittneynr96 5 років тому +11361

    I love how Ben is just casually throwing shade at everyone

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 5 років тому +114

      As a Ben does

    • @mystiqueivy
      @mystiqueivy 5 років тому +98

      Business as usual in the simply household 😂

    • @92-gremlin
      @92-gremlin 5 років тому +30

      Casually? 😂

    • @elise4026
      @elise4026 5 років тому +23

      It's casual cos that's Ben in his natural state

    • @jakyllz
      @jakyllz 5 років тому +4

      Beyn

  • @fzzypurpleturtle
    @fzzypurpleturtle 5 років тому +6440

    This is actually a tutorial from Mom and Dad on how to avoid sponsorship scams while building your brand. Thanks for all the love and devotion you show us

    • @angelsimpson8235
      @angelsimpson8235 5 років тому +11

      This should be the top comment tbh

    • @alyssaax
      @alyssaax 5 років тому +8

      Alexandria Pearce it is for me lol

    • @pelosuelto70
      @pelosuelto70 5 років тому +11

      I love how educational this is and it's just a "nail art" channel.

    • @lri828
      @lri828 5 років тому +1

      Bella Blossom Me 2

  • @GerriElder
    @GerriElder 5 років тому +2542

    When I get something that says "LAST CHANCE" I always say to myself, "HOPE SO" as I trash it.

    • @kristyrussell1748
      @kristyrussell1748 5 років тому +2

      Gerri 😂😂

    • @abbreviatedalex2418
      @abbreviatedalex2418 4 роки тому +1

      Ughhhh I get multiple warnings every day that "my car's warranty is about to expire" and "it's my last chance to renew" and "if they don't hear from me they will close my file" and all I can do is press X to doubt

  • @cierra7246
    @cierra7246 5 років тому +5254

    I wanna hear Ben's thoughts on Jake and Tana's fake marriage. I feel like he would have a lot of insight. Lol.

    • @j.v.r.1981-
      @j.v.r.1981- 5 років тому +136

      He would throw them under the bus! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessiclara809
      @jessiclara809 4 роки тому +2

      africkso same

    • @Chloe-kc7gt
      @Chloe-kc7gt 4 роки тому +47

      i know he should have a internet podcast

    • @lilaclore
      @lilaclore 4 роки тому +28

      Chloe Behrens well I bet you’re glad now

    • @Chloe-kc7gt
      @Chloe-kc7gt 4 роки тому +19

      @@lilaclore OMG i have a fortune teller

  • @saragray1487
    @saragray1487 5 років тому +9858

    My favorite game is finding which youtuber they’re shading

    • @Seffica
      @Seffica 5 років тому +110

      Wanted to like your post, but I love the 666 amount of likes :D

    • @bottombagfrenchfry7127
      @bottombagfrenchfry7127 5 років тому +461

      The brushes one sounded like Gabbie Hanna and the last one with the retirement seemed like it was James Charles.

    • @seraphimseptimus6984
      @seraphimseptimus6984 5 років тому +66

      'We will send you some of your brethren. Please promote those who remain for sale.'

    • @CarlosBananos
      @CarlosBananos 5 років тому +125

      The brushes was definitely Gabbie

    • @gerardoancayan
      @gerardoancayan 5 років тому +80

      I thought the brushes was Tana

  • @sampie4489
    @sampie4489 5 років тому +7635

    The only sponsorship that ben would agree with is with TripAdvisor

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 5 років тому +208

      It would be very fitting, but we all know Cristine is not ready to go on vacation for at least 5 years.

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 роки тому +68

      Alena S. “that *Ben* would agree on “

    • @miab4143
      @miab4143 4 роки тому +18

      sampie44 lmao

    • @breesparks3644
      @breesparks3644 4 роки тому +18

      sampie44 no with Kroger for bananas 🍌

    • @kaekaecosplay1503
      @kaekaecosplay1503 4 роки тому +20

      TripAdvisor and any brand that sells bananas 🍌

  • @jieunkim7499
    @jieunkim7499 5 років тому +688

    *Them Most Relatable Thing*
    “Everyday I open my e-mail and then I close it ”
    -SimplyNotLogical 2019

  • @veellia
    @veellia 4 роки тому +1435

    *gets down on one leg* “Will you marry me?”
    “YES YES YES!!”
    “where’d you get this ring??”
    “speaking of this ring, i’d like to thank our sponsor-“

  • @CuccoTheCoo
    @CuccoTheCoo 5 років тому +4748

    I low key really want Ben to start his own channel where he just stay spilling tea xD

    • @heidimcdonough378
      @heidimcdonough378 5 років тому +210

      Ari B “Ben Brings The Tea”
      It writes itself

    • @iv2929
      @iv2929 5 років тому +14

      Oh my gosh yes!

    • @ajchowdhury3540
      @ajchowdhury3540 5 років тому +60

      He does! It’s call Bentendo

    • @Frefoy
      @Frefoy 5 років тому +5

      YES!!!!(that would be so funny)

    • @negasonic1344
      @negasonic1344 5 років тому +65

      LOL Ben sitting in an arm chair giving his dad wisdom while petting menchie

  • @dedchannel4510
    @dedchannel4510 5 років тому +6249

    You should get the engagement sponsorship..
    He asks and you say no
    Never said it had to be successful :p

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +229

      @@jessiemiller2576 plenty of people have unsuccessful proposals but stay together??

    • @kizzirodriguez9153
      @kizzirodriguez9153 5 років тому +27

      @@CoRLex-jh5vx yea

    • @madison5831
      @madison5831 5 років тому +45

      C.o.R (Lex) i feel relationships like that are really awkward for a long time

    • @kizzirodriguez9153
      @kizzirodriguez9153 5 років тому +43

      @@madison5831 it depends on how much the person is affected by it

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +187

      @@madison5831 not in the case of a healthy relationship, I don't think. For example, when one of my brothers proposed to a girl he'd been with for a couple years, she said no, explained her reasoning, and he went "Oh, seems fair. That's fine, don't worry about it." _She_ was a bit awkward at first, but only because she thought he was upset by it. They started joking about it after a while. So yea, it can be awkward, but it should never be awkward enough to diminish you wanting to be with them. Not to mention, you shouldn't really propose unless you know they're going to say yes. Talk about it before hand, all that. Communication is key to any healthy relationship. Sorry for the lecture but I wanted to get across the point

  • @anni1270
    @anni1270 5 років тому +3089

    Why does any sock brand did not sponsor Cristine
    Hmmm
    She would be great at that

    • @Jadeskorpion
      @Jadeskorpion 5 років тому +40

      Roots did reach out and sponsor her.

    • @ariark56
      @ariark56 5 років тому +3

      420th like

    • @JusMehhh
      @JusMehhh 5 років тому +2

      @@Jadeskorpion you serious ?!

    • @judochicky
      @judochicky 5 років тому +3

      @@JusMehhh yeah it was around this past Christmas.

  • @Aleula
    @Aleula 4 роки тому +1782

    Ben: Why are you clapping?
    Cristine: That's 👏what👏 people👏 do👏 these👏 days👏
    *_meme review intensifies_*

    • @julianpalacio4058
      @julianpalacio4058 4 роки тому +4

      Lol😂🤣👁👅👁

    • @safjeh
      @safjeh 4 роки тому +9

      Wait was that in the video? Did I miss something?

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 4 роки тому +6

      meme👏review👏

    • @safjeh
      @safjeh 4 роки тому +2

      Momina oh I’m stupid

    • @avocado8137
      @avocado8137 4 роки тому

      Julian Palacio hello love your name.

  • @izzy-xo8zo
    @izzy-xo8zo 5 років тому +2125

    One of the only youtubers still keeping it real. Thanks mom and dad!

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 5 років тому +19

      I have the outmost respect for Cristine's choice to keep her dayjob and not accepting brand deals. That takes a lot of heart and willpower to do, and I love her for it.

  • @plyvex3019
    @plyvex3019 5 років тому +4753

    cristine: *has 70,422 unread emails*
    me: *cristine and my mom would get along well.*
    my mom: *HAS 102,923 UNREAD EMAILS*

  • @moustacheandnisi
    @moustacheandnisi 5 років тому +1975

    Uh I really loved this video, I wouldn't complain if you made a part 2!👏👏

    • @hannax2c498
      @hannax2c498 5 років тому +4

      li rp I agree

    • @razzirae5536
      @razzirae5536 5 років тому +14

      I think she should make this a series. It would be interesting to see what other offers she's gonna get.

    • @moustacheandnisi
      @moustacheandnisi 5 років тому +5

      @@razzirae5536 and that would help her to stay on top of her inbox too😂

    • @i.a.m.g.1862
      @i.a.m.g.1862 5 років тому +1

      Omg yesss

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 5 років тому +1

      They can make part 700 with how many emails she has

  • @oliviathomas4504
    @oliviathomas4504 5 років тому +2695

    “everyday i open my emails, and then i close it”
    *if that ain’t me*

    • @panicghost4756
      @panicghost4756 5 років тому +23

      *then I don't know what is*

    • @BTSarmy-wj3vk
      @BTSarmy-wj3vk 5 років тому +18

      *I don’t even open my emails lmao*

    • @missjul8
      @missjul8 5 років тому +6

      I wish i could post the screenshot here of my 90,000 "unread" emails. It finally caught up to me and i had to make a Yahoo mail cause my Google is full!

    • @heyyitstiff
      @heyyitstiff 4 роки тому +4

      I'm the opposite I read every email when I get the notification lol.

    • @shyamalijoadder975
      @shyamalijoadder975 4 роки тому +2

      @Becky Doyle that's alot of emails, you good?

  • @maersial
    @maersial 5 років тому +1605

    the only email Ben would respond to is a vacation 😂

  • @loladejonge8147
    @loladejonge8147 5 років тому +1293

    If Cristine accepted the wedding ring sponsorship she would probably say: "What's on my other haaandddd?" and show the wedding ring

    • @diidii_9686
      @diidii_9686 5 років тому +8

      Lola de Jonge would love that

    • @kennag3151
      @kennag3151 5 років тому +1

      DiamondWolf0811 no actually they didn’t lol

    • @diidii_9686
      @diidii_9686 5 років тому

      DiamondWolf0811 no i didn‘t

    • @dariateodora8943
      @dariateodora8943 5 років тому +8

      That is kinda wrong
      Wedding rings go on THE LEFT hand
      Her other hand is THE RIGHT hand
      So it wouldn't be her other hand

    • @bruhhelp7396
      @bruhhelp7396 5 років тому +2

      @@dariateodora8943 My mom is left handed

  • @leilaf1123
    @leilaf1123 5 років тому +830

    *realises a filter*
    *uses it once*
    *fiLtEr oVeRlOaD*
    lmao no hate to cristine

  • @renee2705
    @renee2705 5 років тому +3939

    Ben LITERALLY called out thegabbieshow LMAO

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 5 років тому +65

      Renée Hicks for what? I don’t watch her so I’m curious 👀

    • @lucyhagan232
      @lucyhagan232 5 років тому +7

      I noticed that too!😂

    • @hoangtranduchuy370
      @hoangtranduchuy370 5 років тому +63

      maybe tana tho, but gabbie did a story time lol

    • @emorejtrinity5788
      @emorejtrinity5788 5 років тому +648

      @@Beebz29 gabbie promoted kenza cosmetics and made them seem like they were the best brushes in the world, and her fans got them and received shitty brushes and some didn't even receive them. then when she got called out, she made it seem like the fans were at fault for thinking the brushes were even good at such a low price, even though she promoted them and commented on them saying they were really good. she just was in it for the money and turned the blame on the brand and her fans even though she was in the wrong. tea time over.

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 5 років тому +33

      Emorej Hunter ooh I have heard about that. I didn’t know Gabbie got caught up in that too

  • @graysthegray
    @graysthegray 5 років тому +2070

    "Well you have made a lot of reports on prostitution."
    "Do you think they know that?"
    😂
    Edit: SIMPLY NOTICED ME OH DEAR GOD

    • @angelsimpson8235
      @angelsimpson8235 5 років тому +68

      "You have published research on prositution laws" is what he said. Although, I agree it was funny.

    • @SimplyNotLogical
      @SimplyNotLogical  5 років тому +35

      does anyone even believe me www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/en/pub/85-002-x/2016001/article/14670-eng.pdf?st=YSpIDOc9

    • @graysthegray
      @graysthegray 5 років тому

      @@angelsimpson8235 true I didn't wanna edit it xD

    • @angelsimpson8235
      @angelsimpson8235 5 років тому +3

      @@SimplyNotLogical This was actually a very interesting report. I did check out a few of your sources as well and they seem to agree with your assessment.
      Although, I seem to have the random research bug now. Sigh.

  • @paige-od1pi
    @paige-od1pi 5 років тому +972

    me: notices Ben in the thumbnail
    TEA ABOUT TO BE SPILT

  • @cazfarri
    @cazfarri 5 років тому +5117

    Cristine: I wouldn't feel right taking money from my fans for a hello.
    James Charles: Has left the chat

    • @lucy-zy5wy
      @lucy-zy5wy 5 років тому +17

      Lmao

    • @emily_-bz4mp
      @emily_-bz4mp 5 років тому +10

      What a m00d

    • @alvinedgardtoding572
      @alvinedgardtoding572 5 років тому +23

      OHOHOHOHO THE SHADE IS REAL 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @L_Maris
      @L_Maris 5 років тому +9

      What did he do? I want to know

    • @celinez3924
      @celinez3924 5 років тому +34

      @@L_Maris James Charles was selling tickets for a meet and greet and the VIP was 200-500 dollars. But he cancelled it.

  • @blaise6218
    @blaise6218 5 років тому +1810

    Ben should just start a tea channel he’d be bigger than here for the tea or tea spill

    • @IqraKhan-ku5hk
      @IqraKhan-ku5hk 4 роки тому +13

      he has a channel its called bentendo

    • @lavenderhazel5125
      @lavenderhazel5125 4 роки тому +17

      Imagine if he is secretly tea spill? He’s using auto tune to make his voice sound more feminine 🤭😂

    • @emma7478
      @emma7478 3 роки тому +1

      @@lavenderhazel5125 no Ben is tea spill

  • @wolfis244
    @wolfis244 5 років тому +1948

    Next Video: Our Engagement Party in a brand new Tesla

    • @allisonselman9175
      @allisonselman9175 5 років тому +29

      Wolfsblut LP “Will send personalized videos on my wedding day while at my actual wedding for the low price of $200! Start saving guys! You’ve got time! You’ll be the first of my fans to see the wedding dress that (this company) gifted me! They have beautiful options and we’re doing a giveaway for your perfect wedding!”

    • @kshmatafulzele5013
      @kshmatafulzele5013 5 років тому

      I love your profile!!!!

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 5 років тому +18

      Wolfsblut LP wearing swimsuits over sweatpants, and accessories for men and women

    • @itsanya4356
      @itsanya4356 5 років тому +14

      * with our brand new baby from johnsons and johnsons

    • @JjMmCc_123
      @JjMmCc_123 5 років тому

      Wrong UA-camr

  • @suzyaneinnej
    @suzyaneinnej 5 років тому +534

    This is more like straight up 17 minutes of business advice from Ben and Cristine 😂

  • @jeanelleloiseau438
    @jeanelleloiseau438 5 років тому +811

    The engagement email reminded me of how many influencers had their pregnancy announcements sponsored by ClearBlue pregnancy test lol

  • @anonymousclownface7762
    @anonymousclownface7762 5 років тому +685

    Do you think jake and tana got the same email for engagement rings

  • @ackibeau
    @ackibeau 5 років тому +6031

    Future video title: BeEYyN PrOpOSeS!!?!?!??!!
    Content: Ben gets down on one knee, pulls out a small box, and says, "I propose... that we continue to live together and take care of our cats. That's it. There's no ring, this was just for show." He opens the box and reveals a tiny picture of Menchie. The audience lets out an "awwwww"' of approval. The end.
    Edit: everyone keeps asking about Zyler. First of all, I wrote this 10 months ago, so I have no clue why I didn't include him, but here is an explanation.
    Cristine already had Zyler when they started dating, so since they got Menchie *together*, she is a symbol of their love and that is why she was alone in the picture.
    Like I said, it doesn't matter because it is a silly video idea and they could include him if they want to. It would be up to them.

    • @madiskorey
      @madiskorey 5 років тому +28

      Yes yes yes yes.

    • @ResaChiic
      @ResaChiic 5 років тому +51

      well in the tinder video, cristine kinda does a drink slave proposal

    • @sugastractor1750
      @sugastractor1750 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @DollhouseKR
      @DollhouseKR 5 років тому +69

      There better be a tea bag in the box. 😏

    • @deeznutz1711
      @deeznutz1711 5 років тому +2

      *y e s*

  • @imcrazydaisy8052
    @imcrazydaisy8052 5 років тому +355

    "Every day I open my email, then I close it." - Cristine 2019

    • @sarab6580
      @sarab6580 5 років тому +1

      Im Crazy Daisy well she had to close it some time 😂

  • @Xmurdermittenx
    @Xmurdermittenx 5 років тому +644

    I actually want Cristine to take the bathing suit sponsorship just to see her try them on over sweatpants XD

  • @vlvchii
    @vlvchii 5 років тому +414

    That engagement video sponsor would be a great April fool's video

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 4 роки тому +6

      Not with them lol no one would believe it.. they both never want to get married so everyone would see through it

    • @nox71377
      @nox71377 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah I just wanna see a clickbait thumbnail ‘Ben Proposed?!?!?!’ Then just a 30 sec video saying ‘what’s on my other hand? Nothing. You moron. What the heck did you expect? Do you not listen to our podcast?’

    • @marihove
      @marihove 3 роки тому +2

      I actually watched a UA-camr who had the ring sponsored for his proposal. I thought it was really really strange

  • @shiho15
    @shiho15 5 років тому +1102

    Came here for the nail art (?),
    Stayed for the realness, clear boundaries and the TEA ☕

  • @shae290
    @shae290 5 років тому +616

    I love that I always know who BEYN is spillin tea about 😂 YOU THE REAL MVP BEYYYNNN

  • @mayankamahajan
    @mayankamahajan 5 років тому +1188

    I want Safiya and Cristine back together!

    • @emilymaxwell9115
      @emilymaxwell9115 5 років тому +18

      They live in different countries

    • @mayankamahajan
      @mayankamahajan 5 років тому +27

      No distance can stop the nail queennn!😅

    • @raquelwatdahell
      @raquelwatdahell 5 років тому +39

      I though they just shaded Safiya and Tyler for their proposal 😂

    • @sofiapolydorou2588
      @sofiapolydorou2588 5 років тому +3

      Samee also 390th liker

    • @MDMD-rm4sw
      @MDMD-rm4sw 5 років тому +8

      I'm Canadian and I live in a big family and we drive down to Florida instead of celebrating Christmas it really proves that you can do anything if you put your mind to it

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 роки тому +256

    Dude, imagine a sponsored baby.
    Woman giving birth: AHHHH THIS BABY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

  • @savag3ry
    @savag3ry 5 років тому +1711

    Guess who’s back back back
    Back again
    It’s simplyshadelogical aka BEYNN

  • @rajvishukla458
    @rajvishukla458 5 років тому +2119

    Access to you should not be dependent on whether your fans have money
    *Cough* James Charles *cough* 👁️

    • @zurij444
      @zurij444 5 років тому +6

      Right in Beauty Tati lied.

    • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249
      @petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249 5 років тому +27

      @@zurij444 I think they (Right in Beauty) mean his tour prices, which many people thought were overpriced.

    • @duckcluck7879
      @duckcluck7879 5 років тому +5

      Zudabu Winn not what she meant sweetie.

    • @제현-v9l
      @제현-v9l 5 років тому +1

      Right in Beauty no you have right in beauty

    • @rajvishukla458
      @rajvishukla458 5 років тому

      @@petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249 exactly.

  • @who4e189
    @who4e189 5 років тому +1513

    You guys should have a podcast
    I would love to hear you guys talk about random things❣🥺

  • @galghoul3042
    @galghoul3042 5 років тому +266

    Oh, the nameless shading... Delicious. Cristine keeps it so real. I'm glad she's so different from all those "beauty" youtubers who might be good with a brush, but have awful personalities, mentalities, etc. Love you four, Simply, Ben, Menchie, Zyler.

  • @vocasoti
    @vocasoti 5 років тому +755

    Email from Cristine's boss
    *Cristine why is there holo in my tea?*

    • @raicrush
      @raicrush 5 років тому +8

      *Cristine your cubical smells so strongly of nail polish we have to clear out the office for the weekend*

    • @jaden-rs9vt
      @jaden-rs9vt 5 років тому +2

      @@anitaj5901 thats what they put

    • @vocasoti
      @vocasoti 5 років тому

      @@anitaj5901 I think you might need to get your eyes checked

  • @BrittanyComeaux
    @BrittanyComeaux 5 років тому +395

    What if troom troom has been sending you collab emails all this time and you’ve been missing out!!! 😂

    • @rhubarbspatula
      @rhubarbspatula 5 років тому +18

      "The long haired girl is in desperate need of a toy cactus. Here is just the hack for her."

    • @BrittanyComeaux
      @BrittanyComeaux 5 років тому +1

      Jenn S 😂😂😂

  • @aoifemc3882
    @aoifemc3882 5 років тому +974

    Every day I open my inbox then I close it
    - Simplynailogical 2019

    • @MDMD-rm4sw
      @MDMD-rm4sw 5 років тому

      Yess

    • @juliabennett7843
      @juliabennett7843 5 років тому +5

      Excuse me it is simplynotlogical thank you very much *sassy hair flip*

    • @MDMD-rm4sw
      @MDMD-rm4sw 5 років тому

      @@juliabennett7843 yes Queen slay I love how you don't take everything so seriously everybody takes everything so seriously these days and gets very offended

    • @jjniez
      @jjniez 5 років тому +1

      Me everyday-

    • @letssuitcase
      @letssuitcase 5 років тому +1

      you didnt put quotation marks

  • @madiskorey
    @madiskorey 5 років тому +968

    My mom
    Has
    1,749,848
    Unread
    Emails.
    I
    Am
    Scared.

  • @nativetigers9310
    @nativetigers9310 5 років тому +1556

    "I would feel dirty taking your money."
    JAMES CHARLES, TAKE NOTES!!!!!!!!

    • @rosielikesfood4371
      @rosielikesfood4371 5 років тому +33

      Native Tigers and i oop-

    • @nicolasroqe
      @nicolasroqe 5 років тому +19

      You mean Tati right? 🤔

    • @bellebernales232
      @bellebernales232 5 років тому +3

      Native Tigers I was looking for this comment...

    • @charlietolley3901
      @charlietolley3901 5 років тому +11

      Nico Las How is Tati taking her fans money? I’m confused

    • @stick6261
      @stick6261 5 років тому +23

      Charlie Tolley In that her video she “exposed” James, she put her brand in the description and the link and she made 19.6 million off that video alone. Who puts their brand link in the description with that kind of video? That’s basically saying “all you who turned on James, but my brand now” like tf. Tati is a snake Fr fr. And everyone was praising her for having no ads but little did they know. Also, no one praised James when his vid had no ads lol. Trust me, I don’t like James and barely watch him, but what happened to him to the point where he wanted to take his own life is unnecessary and I will always hate Tati for doing that to a 19 year old because of stupid gummies.

  • @kharisma8388
    @kharisma8388 5 років тому +2106

    Is this the start of simpl-email-ogical?
    I'll see myself out now.
    Edit: 1.5k likes? I wasn't expecting that

    • @ellastephens6079
      @ellastephens6079 5 років тому +18

      Kharisma ur a genius

    • @TheFarah2b
      @TheFarah2b 5 років тому +13

      that was impressive

    • @megxmeg33
      @megxmeg33 5 років тому +36

      no see yourself back in that was great

    • @ellieh4260
      @ellieh4260 5 років тому +3

      👏 👏 👏

    • @de4830
      @de4830 5 років тому +1

      Kharisma simple maological

  • @lindseyburridge4101
    @lindseyburridge4101 5 років тому +837

    Every day I open my email then I close it.
    - simplynailogical

  • @haleymills7282
    @haleymills7282 5 років тому +656

    I almost emailed Cristine about a project I was doing on teen dating violence stats but I'm kind of glad I didnt bc she probably wouldn't have read it lmao

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 5 років тому +21

      Haley Mills
      Maybe in 20 yrs lmao

    • @aurorakirkham3240
      @aurorakirkham3240 4 роки тому

      What's her email

    • @ladystardust6562
      @ladystardust6562 4 роки тому +22

      That’s probably one of the few things she would take seriously

    • @averagechannelname9969
      @averagechannelname9969 4 роки тому +14

      Regardless it's bad practice to email a UA-camrs business email

    • @shinomemeakito
      @shinomemeakito 4 роки тому +3

      There’s 420 like what do I do

  • @thediynetwork11
    @thediynetwork11 5 років тому +352

    I almost spilled my drink!! when she said "will u marry me ? sponsored by...."😂😂😂

    • @bunnycakes_2555
      @bunnycakes_2555 5 років тому +7

      I really feel that they need to make a video about this it would be so funny. I can imagine her turning to the camera really dramatic like saying sponsored by blah blah blah. lol

    • @thediynetwork11
      @thediynetwork11 5 років тому +2

      @@bunnycakes_2555 yes they should! 😂

  • @beepbooppeeppoop
    @beepbooppeeppoop 5 років тому +693

    After the merch email I was thinking you should make menchie and zyler mugs for tea/coffee😍😍

    • @Tired_Panda_Zzz
      @Tired_Panda_Zzz 5 років тому +9

      omg I'd totally buy that!!

    • @ToriC524
      @ToriC524 5 років тому

      teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Grootchk13
      @Grootchk13 5 років тому +1

      Yes!

    • @Rosadeacx
      @Rosadeacx 5 років тому

      I'd buy it

    • @Luu-luu
      @Luu-luu 5 років тому

      YESSSS! Would definitely buy tea mugs with menchie and zyler.

  • @melissarodriguez21
    @melissarodriguez21 5 років тому +460

    5:17 I love when Ben is being shady 🍵👏🤣

  • @MangakaCentral
    @MangakaCentral 5 років тому +301

    Darn, totally wanted a part 2 lol. Actually learned a lot about the youtuber’s side with all these emails.

  • @lucyyavant
    @lucyyavant 5 років тому +629

    Next video: following troom troom engagement ring hacks

    • @sillystringeater
      @sillystringeater 5 років тому +17

      Plot twist:
      These are all e mails from troom troom

    • @lucyyavant
      @lucyyavant 5 років тому +5

      That would be the best, like cristine said they are trying to communicate

    • @lillyfiscus6947
      @lillyfiscus6947 5 років тому +1

      👏🏻👏🏻

    • @emmaw7073
      @emmaw7073 5 років тому

      I'm just wondering is your pfp Pixie? Lol I can't tell

    • @lucyyavant
      @lucyyavant 5 років тому

      My profile pic is of pixie, you are correct!

  • @benj9380
    @benj9380 5 років тому +507

    Love that you actually explained the behind the scenes stuff, and BEN WENT OFF on the Kenza cosmetics girls hahahah

  • @thenailpolishbottle7267
    @thenailpolishbottle7267 5 років тому +498

    Video idea: Let a nail salon recreate one of your nail designs on your own nails😈

    • @someonegm
      @someonegm 5 років тому +10

      This sounds like a frickin good idea 😍

    • @carm2296
      @carm2296 5 років тому +4

      Great idea!! 💡

    • @cattabyss
      @cattabyss 5 років тому +4

      commenting because WOW this is a great idea! good thinking! and i really want it to happen lol

    • @123Juissi123
      @123Juissi123 5 років тому +2

      The Nailpolishbottle She will run out yelling at them when they start buffing and filing her natural nails 😂

    • @TamaNegi-el9yd
      @TamaNegi-el9yd 5 років тому +1

      She should bring her peelie bag for this

  • @alexa3585
    @alexa3585 5 років тому +79

    Man these two have the smartest most genuine heads on their shoulders

  • @jandyskant990
    @jandyskant990 5 років тому +443

    What if sponsor is hotel trivago? If they say they will give you free vacation, woud Ben accept?

    • @issyg3430
      @issyg3430 5 років тому +3

      Jan Dyškant I would!!!

    • @SmileForRianne
      @SmileForRianne 5 років тому +6

      Depends how much would the vacation be worth?

    • @jandyskant990
      @jandyskant990 5 років тому +3

      @@SmileForRianne enough for Ben to like it xdd

    • @shutupstupid9957
      @shutupstupid9957 5 років тому +5

      Nah dude they they just went on vacation, he’s fine for another good 30 years 😂

    • @hellohaiden
      @hellohaiden 5 років тому +1

      Jan Dyškant hell yeah he would

  • @shipperlover44
    @shipperlover44 5 років тому +385

    "Hi Safiya" is the equivalent of using c/p on your college essays and forgetting to change the school names

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +53

      Hi Safiya,
      We are looking for endorsements of our dog products, which I'm sure Marbles will love. We will exchange simple product placement of your dogs using our product while watching your cooking show making movie foods for one of our highly in demand coffee accessories.
      Pls respond immediately this is a limited time offer.

  • @gussyd1000
    @gussyd1000 5 років тому +1412

    "Thank you Susan for monetizing this video!"
    *doesn't see a single ad*
    Well...thanks Susan.
    Edit: thank you guys for the likes omg. Also there is an interesting discussion on ads on UA-cam so please do read the comments below. ❤️💛💚💙💜🦄

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 5 років тому +15

      gussyd1000 not everyone gets ads

    • @bobbie795
      @bobbie795 5 років тому +6

      No!!!! Susan why!!!

    • @gussyd1000
      @gussyd1000 5 років тому +5

      @@kashinimeyo wait seriously? I did not know that.

    • @gussyd1000
      @gussyd1000 5 років тому +1

      @Mira's Moments I did not even have that. That's so weird.

    • @anna-jk99
      @anna-jk99 5 років тому

      gussyd1000 i also didn‘t have one

  • @cassidylouwerens1768
    @cassidylouwerens1768 4 роки тому +407

    The Gabbie Hanna shade aged SUPER well lmfao now she’s even worse.

    • @jakaylabathie7223
      @jakaylabathie7223 4 роки тому +9

      And now even worse lol

    • @MaguizMorochiita
      @MaguizMorochiita 4 роки тому

      What did she do?

    • @bigbat55
      @bigbat55 4 роки тому +1

      @@MaguizMorochiita just search gabbie hanna drama

    • @LalaLux79
      @LalaLux79 3 роки тому +4

      2021 and she just got even worse

    • @bob2458
      @bob2458 2 роки тому

      I can confirm 2022 she’s even worse

  • @Uhhfff
    @Uhhfff 5 років тому +222

    I’m convinced Ben is TeaSpill. TeaSpill is from Canada and Ben is one of the realest people on UA-cam willing to expose everyone (the theme of TeaSpill) 🤔🤔🤔

    • @notfong4351
      @notfong4351 5 років тому +16

      Lauren you just started a conspiracy theory

    • @siddheshgandhi7668
      @siddheshgandhi7668 5 років тому +12

      YES TEASPILL IS FROM ONTARIO TOO

    • @caylee5502
      @caylee5502 5 років тому +6

      He even mentioned them in their video with Tati

    • @helenlibby751
      @helenlibby751 5 років тому

      Conspiracy theory!!!!

    • @lunaxz36
      @lunaxz36 5 років тому

      mei fong lol this has been a theory for a while now!!

  • @MaureenTheTemp
    @MaureenTheTemp 5 років тому +101

    As someone in her sixties who watches you, this was really eye opening. Thank you for the video, and for being so level headed.

  • @mahoushoujocaroline
    @mahoushoujocaroline 5 років тому +317

    Cristine’s Mind-
    “How much thicc content do you want?”
    Menchie-
    yes

  • @amphibifish
    @amphibifish 5 років тому +306

    Cristine : how much shade you wanna throw
    BEEYYYYYYYNNNNN : *yes*

  • @salome1967
    @salome1967 5 років тому +350

    Why do I really want a sock brand to sponsor Cristine???

    • @VelvetShi
      @VelvetShi 5 років тому +5

      Don't worry I want it to (I think she would like it tho!)

    • @de4830
      @de4830 5 років тому

      Salamiii like what?!

    • @dariateodora8943
      @dariateodora8943 5 років тому +8

      Roots we want holo sweatpants and socks, make it happen

    • @maiagroudas4977
      @maiagroudas4977 5 років тому +1

      She should start her own Sock brand

  • @emmshelley
    @emmshelley 5 років тому +102

    I got an engagement ring ad before this video!!!! THAN YOU SUSAN FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!

  • @danikamcleod707
    @danikamcleod707 5 років тому +700

    Ben called out Gabbie like he was callin her for dinner! I live lol

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 5 років тому +19

      For what? Sorry, I live under a rock

    • @thejewelledparrot2818
      @thejewelledparrot2818 5 років тому +61

      @@EchoSappho she's one of the youtubers that promoted that brushes scam

    • @rebekalapina8005
      @rebekalapina8005 5 років тому +69

      When he was like:youtubers who do story times and promoted these brushes. . . "I was like:Did he just call Gabbie Hanna out?SHEET!!!!

    • @keniachavez3916
      @keniachavez3916 5 років тому +30

      @@rebekalapina8005 and tana

    • @iMichelleCR
      @iMichelleCR 5 років тому +7

      Omg I almost bought those brushes

  • @paulinakedzia1814
    @paulinakedzia1814 5 років тому +419

    My cousin asked 'why does she have so much nail polish'
    And I replied with 'she does nail videos...sometimes...'

    • @xosharpieloverxo
      @xosharpieloverxo 5 років тому +7

      You mean she used to do nail videos

    • @Idkcatto
      @Idkcatto 4 роки тому

      She used to* do nail vidoes

    • @peacendpola23
      @peacendpola23 3 роки тому

      This is an underrated comment.

  • @brendar4261
    @brendar4261 5 років тому +268

    I loved how respectful they were, especially when the escort spons came up. You’re the best mom and dad ♥️

  • @sensenjo6813
    @sensenjo6813 5 років тому +167

    Ben: why are you clapping?
    Cristine: I 👏 don't 👏 know 👏

  • @anneweisbrodt2068
    @anneweisbrodt2068 5 років тому +5800

    This is how many people love Cristine and BEYYYNNNNN 💕
    👇🏼
    Edit: Thank y’all! I’ve always wanted to be noticed by someone!

    • @sofa-mn6mf
      @sofa-mn6mf 5 років тому

      ØØf

    • @neat24
      @neat24 5 років тому +23

      Stop

    • @bob2458
      @bob2458 5 років тому

      Damn 😂😂😂

    • @janedaniel9326
      @janedaniel9326 5 років тому +24

      y'all lazy looking for likes

    • @FroGoUne
      @FroGoUne 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha 😂 beyyyynnn 👌👍

  • @keelehalbert9201
    @keelehalbert9201 5 років тому +120

    This video just reminded me that I need to hijack my mom’s email and unsubscribe her from every app she’s ever downloaded

  • @alexandraparkinson5191
    @alexandraparkinson5191 5 років тому +267

    thats👏what👏people👏do👏these👏days👏
    ~Cristine-2019

  • @thatgirl298
    @thatgirl298 5 років тому +643

    Ben really just said Cristine has a backup job WHEN UA-cam doesn’t work 😂

    • @cattjohnson1114
      @cattjohnson1114 5 років тому +42

      Well it would be strange if she was 50-60 doing this, but 50-60 working at the government is pretty reasonable

    • @thatgirl298
      @thatgirl298 5 років тому +1

      Catt Johnson Ik it’s just funny lol

    • @lovi6531
      @lovi6531 5 років тому +12

      yeah which is a good backup. others are focused on yt that's why they'll grab on anything

    • @imtired5297
      @imtired5297 5 років тому +3

      I mean at the end of the day, we all know that at some point UA-cam is gonna crash and die so..... it kinda makes sense for him to say that

  • @smolwhitewolfdeer9724
    @smolwhitewolfdeer9724 5 років тому +299

    "As a human don't feel that comfortable with selling my time to the people who love me"
    *nervous James Charles sweating*

    • @aluthenasongsteel
      @aluthenasongsteel 5 років тому +18

      James Charles is quaking in his Chanel socks and Gucci flip flops

    • @PotatoRed148
      @PotatoRed148 5 років тому +14

      "I'll give you 5 second of my time, a sister hug and a sister selfie for only 550$

  • @chrisarmstrong9031
    @chrisarmstrong9031 5 років тому +348

    Cristine: " breast pumps."
    Me: nearly chokes

    • @briannamoon7028
      @briannamoon7028 5 років тому +2

      Pervert

    • @asheiou
      @asheiou 5 років тому +39

      @@briannamoon7028 Breast pumps aren't a perverted thing hon, OP was laughing at the absurdity of a maternal product being offered to Cristine, someone who has often said she doesn't want kids. She all about dat DINK lifestyle

    • @irlbocchi
      @irlbocchi 5 років тому +15

      @@briannamoon7028 you sure aren't lovely when you dont even know what pervert means. you sound like you're 10.

    • @dot805
      @dot805 4 роки тому +1

      Kai Thawley Okay so I might sound dumb, but I still don’t know what OP stands for

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia 4 роки тому +2

      @@dot805 Original Poster. I didn't know for a long time either lol. Just found out what RPG means yesterday

  • @ivanagalabova6519
    @ivanagalabova6519 5 років тому +95

    The way Cristine always looks around while drinking tea 🤣🤣

  • @verashek1103
    @verashek1103 5 років тому +99

    i lost it at the engagement ring one LOL
    and i almost choked when ben said "hi safiya" like HOW WHAT WHY
    also im kinda early for once ehhhhhhh

  • @charlie6512
    @charlie6512 5 років тому +738

    Hey safiya. Wow that's amazing you really know who you are emailing 🤔😂🤦‍♀️

  • @jnd_jnd
    @jnd_jnd 5 років тому +834

    *I LOVE YOUR VIDS SAFIYA*

  • @carissa8254
    @carissa8254 5 років тому +83

    "Everyday, I open my email. Then I close it" -A Cristine Quote of 2019

  • @onemooreperson13
    @onemooreperson13 5 років тому +244

    This was a great video, Safiya! You and Tyler make such great content!

    • @ben1301
      @ben1301 5 років тому +18

      @Gym Life it's a joke because Cristine got card Safiya in one of her mails.

    • @Nick-we6no
      @Nick-we6no 5 років тому +1

      *cough* wrong channel

    • @zedeadbug9995
      @zedeadbug9995 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @angiestraus5100
      @angiestraus5100 5 років тому +18

      did y’all who are saying “wrong channel” even watch the video..... 😂

    • @maddiebrazelton353
      @maddiebrazelton353 5 років тому +1

      Lol 😂

  • @Birdizzz
    @Birdizzz 5 років тому +158

    Cristine (and Ben), thank you for being so brainy and educated ❤ You make my 25 year old heart happy. Love from Norway!

  • @lollipopk7649
    @lollipopk7649 5 років тому +583

    Cristine: I’m not comfortable with the idea of selling my time to fans
    Other UA-camr: sells 2 minute videos for $80

    • @audreynogales
      @audreynogales 5 років тому +18

      *coughcough*onision*cough cough*

    • @Chilcutte
      @Chilcutte 5 років тому +3

      Selling a custom video is okay like Big celebrities do that too. As an actor thats what one does. Selling directly to fans is an extension of that.

  • @Keebles8
    @Keebles8 5 років тому +229

    Hi Safiya,
    This video was hilarious, but also just good advice! Thank you to both you and Ben for being such honest people.

    • @jessicabosch518
      @jessicabosch518 5 років тому +7

      Safiya?

    • @krystalc5719
      @krystalc5719 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Keebles8
      @Keebles8 5 років тому +61

      jessica pattinson I jokingly said Safiya. One of the emails she mentions in the video started the same way I began my comment. I know she’s actually JennaMarbles

    • @hannahjhonsonlitarnes3237
      @hannahjhonsonlitarnes3237 5 років тому +4

      You mean Tyler not Ben right?

    • @scarlettto7774
      @scarlettto7774 5 років тому +3

      KK it’s Tyler silly 🤣

  • @pinktacoofdoom440
    @pinktacoofdoom440 5 років тому +376

    Hopefully someday someone will offer you a free Tesla in H💿L💿 flakey paint. 👍🤣💿💿💿💿💿🌮
    Holy H💿L💿 Monkeyballz! This is the most likes I've ever gotten, Thanks soo much!!! 😃👍💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

    • @abbyarcade5454
      @abbyarcade5454 5 років тому +1

      With a holo taco

    • @jasonheather6204
      @jasonheather6204 5 років тому +4

      @ElonMusk

    • @daniboy4775
      @daniboy4775 5 років тому +1

      I wanna like this but the number of likes is at such a nice number lok

    • @pinktacoofdoom440
      @pinktacoofdoom440 5 років тому

      @@daniboy4775 hehe no worries, this is the most likes I've gotten.. ever! I'm good either way. 😁

  • @LessThanThree76
    @LessThanThree76 5 років тому +187

    Actually suprised how many of them actually spelled Cristine correctly. 😂😂
    Please make SimplyMailLogical pt 2! 😍😍

  • @juliannaesposito6459
    @juliannaesposito6459 4 роки тому +29

    I love how Cristine won’t sell her time and doesn’t take people’s money. One of the only GOOD and HONEST youtubers.

  • @krisdraper793
    @krisdraper793 5 років тому +1044

    On the topic of merch... is there a chance there will be Simply Nailogical polish line? Not just a limited run. (Cause real holo is hard to find)

    • @emmahwalker3754
      @emmahwalker3754 5 років тому +16

      She did have her nail polish shades with I think F.U.N. Lacquer awhile ago...

    • @jodohnyataehyungrl3740
      @jodohnyataehyungrl3740 5 років тому +4

      www.amazon.com/Color-Club-Halographic-Polish-Heaven/dp/B00A2GRBC2?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_7

    • @krisdraper793
      @krisdraper793 5 років тому +4

      I know she did a limit run of polish, but I mean a total nail care line as in a business venture.

    • @puregabz7243
      @puregabz7243 5 років тому +3

      Kris Draper that would be amazing XDDD I wish this could happen

    • @hollyhales2831
      @hollyhales2831 5 років тому +15

      Theres a six day countdown on her channel for a product drop

  • @classicalheroes8910
    @classicalheroes8910 5 років тому +241

    Company: we love your artwork
    Me: WHERE? WHAT ARTWORK? ITS NOT ON HER NAILS

  • @naviers
    @naviers 5 років тому +365

    The way Ben looks at Cristine. COUPLE GOALS

  • @lizzc94
    @lizzc94 5 років тому +75

    "I wanna see a sponsored baby"
    *Truman show

  • @lynnhough9318
    @lynnhough9318 5 років тому +105

    “Every day, I open my email... and then I close it.” ~ SimplyNotLogical 2019

  • @poes_poems
    @poes_poems 5 років тому +280

    Nobody:
    Me: *looks up sponsored engagements*

  • @anjalipatel4909
    @anjalipatel4909 5 років тому +72

    y'all just spilled the tea while spending qualiTEA time together 😉

  • @aylaelizabeth7669
    @aylaelizabeth7669 5 років тому +68

    Please do multiple parts of this cause this was so funny and I found it entertaining 😂

  • @joycesilva8522
    @joycesilva8522 5 років тому +150

    You mean you wouldn't charge $500 for a meet and greet?!? But you're a celebrity 😂🤣😂😅😍😊🤭

  • @rhiannonlehndorfmoore4640
    @rhiannonlehndorfmoore4640 5 років тому +91

    My initial thoughts when reading the title, was they wanted to sponsor Ben to do a proposal for work (as in a research proposal).
    Not a marriage proposal.

  • @willowchance4790
    @willowchance4790 5 років тому +559

    We hear you’re interested in rubber...
    This video is sponsored by Trojan condoms, Trojan condoms, great for that special nail in your life.

    • @jkletssing
      @jkletssing 5 років тому +2

      Willow Chance holy shot why would that be an ‘amazing’ ad for this tho

    • @TamaNegi-el9yd
      @TamaNegi-el9yd 5 років тому +14

      For that special peel porn

    • @willowchance4790
      @willowchance4790 5 років тому +3

      Jacinta Sings you’re right but this kind of stuff is what always randomly come out of my mouth due to me having no filter.

    • @willowchance4790
      @willowchance4790 5 років тому +4

      Irem Erkan I love it, you just brightened my day! (just woke up)

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise 5 років тому

      Actually the add is for rubber tires, choose language wisely!

  • @ritacaprio8142
    @ritacaprio8142 5 років тому +844

    cristine: unless it’s a Tesla
    companies rush to send emails saying: GIVE US A PROMO AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A TESLA FOR FrEeEeEeEe
    christine: ooooo *agrees*
    *doesn’t get tesla*