I Googled Myself and found the tea

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  • @neutralman9124
    @neutralman9124 4 роки тому +4507

    This is the first time I've ever seen a UA-camr say they're a millionaire and it doesn't come across as bragging or flexing. Such a likable person, it's crazy.

    • @clairedelunefleurs
      @clairedelunefleurs 4 роки тому +166

      I feel like is many UA-camrs are like "afraid" to say they are because they don't want people to know but that's kinda stupid. People want to know how much you can make from UA-cam.

    • @lexusfranks8787
      @lexusfranks8787 4 роки тому +98

      yeah, like a lot of youtuber I feel like want to seem more relatable and by telling the world that they have extra money will hurt that, also its hard to talk about your wealth without people viewing it as bagging or putting others down. I love how Christine just said it insted of beating around the bush because for me it makes her more likable because of her honestness

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 4 роки тому +45

      @@lexusfranks8787 100%. It's the bluntness of it all. "I've made a lot of money" vs. " I'm a millionaire"

    • @Niya.B649
      @Niya.B649 4 роки тому +3

      Right!

    • @gracee234
      @gracee234 4 роки тому +40

      Not only that, but she's been very willing to give that money back and do good things with it through giveaways or charity work. She's genuinely a really great person !!

  • @Charlotte-uw5re
    @Charlotte-uw5re 5 років тому +3579

    and this is the type of person who deserves to be rich, she’s rich with kindness

    • @miasand5270
      @miasand5270 5 років тому +17

      Charlotte Harry styles vibes

    • @crescentmp3
      @crescentmp3 5 років тому +8

      More like holo, but okay

    • @challengemeneo
      @challengemeneo 5 років тому +2

      Charlotte Yeaaaaa UwU

    • @katekeable3499
      @katekeable3499 5 років тому +4

      Charlotte she is already rich... with kindness

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 3 роки тому +3

      And got rich by her own hard work

  • @Standardhumanbeing
    @Standardhumanbeing 5 років тому +2909

    Allstarbio: When will they marry?
    Everyone else: lol you must be new here.

    • @showtimesb7069
      @showtimesb7069 5 років тому +1

      m.ua-cam.com/video/mVG1kSR6eHA/v-deo.html

    • @alyceanubis8959
      @alyceanubis8959 5 років тому +1

      😂 soooo true!

    • @juliabennett7843
      @juliabennett7843 5 років тому +1

      wait i’m a lil confused

    • @c.h.-j.5165
      @c.h.-j.5165 5 років тому +12

      Anyone who is new would ask this question and I bet everyone is laughing when they see this question.
      Welcome to our unique family.

    • @puffletimes
      @puffletimes 5 років тому +8

      @@showtimesb7069 you're pathetic

  • @quintecence
    @quintecence 5 років тому +2600

    I don't think it's physically possible to dislike Cristine.. she's too nice and down to earth, the worst she'd get is an apathetic response... Literally, purely neutral response..

    • @yusukekitagawa2834
      @yusukekitagawa2834 4 роки тому +13

      I was just getting ready to comment something like this, she is such a good person

    • @mimmz19
      @mimmz19 4 роки тому +5

      I agree

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +32

      There's nothing about her to rlly hate on or sth. The worst that could happen is just people not understanding her sense of humor, being apathethic etc. As for the stuff she says it is funny n her advice are usually true, helpful n she considers all perspective on it? Idk 😂 just nothing to hate on abt her

    • @CameronQX
      @CameronQX 4 роки тому +6

      nah parents might hate her cuz she swears

    • @yashironene5170
      @yashironene5170 4 роки тому +2

      Down to earth - PookieSenpai. A webtoon

  • @melissawilliams0422
    @melissawilliams0422 5 років тому +1824

    Cristine: maybe don’t show this to Ben
    Everyone: immediately tells Ben to check that website out

    • @berlyn3014
      @berlyn3014 5 років тому +21

      I was just thinking that I'd love to see Ben's face when he read that article.

    • @yzabeIa
      @yzabeIa 5 років тому +3

      he pre edits her videos, so he's seen it all hdlkjdklsak

  • @lovavila4091
    @lovavila4091 5 років тому +2777

    Alternative video title: Cristine Rotenberg giving herself a wired interview

    • @路威-x8e
      @路威-x8e 5 років тому

      你好

    • @MurdaInky
      @MurdaInky 5 років тому +1

      Lovavila 💕
      Come watch my show
      www.twitch.tv/yay_inky
      Chat with me lovely 😊

    • @bobbobbyson4503
      @bobbobbyson4503 5 років тому +3

      Yay Inky kinda creepy but ok

    • @scornify
      @scornify 5 років тому +2

      *weird

    • @ameliarose2864
      @ameliarose2864 5 років тому

      @@路威-x8e 你好 你多大?

  • @oguy3359
    @oguy3359 5 років тому +1968

    I just looked up “beeyyn” on urban dictionary and the definition was “Cristine’s drink slave aka dad”...😂

  • @Rileyw239
    @Rileyw239 4 роки тому +532

    Honestly I really respect how she is open about money and her finances. She isn’t a youtuber who is bragging about how much she makes but she also isn’t trying to down play it and act like she doesn’t make money off it. It’s really refreshing to see.

    • @corinnegordon2999
      @corinnegordon2999 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like Ben and Julien are on the opposite ends of the Aries spectrum

  • @navi7296
    @navi7296 5 років тому +17449

    I feel like Cristine doesn't understand that she is famous on the internet

    • @seannanana84
      @seannanana84 5 років тому +901

      I think because she has a career outside of UA-cam that she worked very hard for she's not taking the UA-cam job as seriously as others (in a very good way) she's still very down to earth about it all and is having fun. I love her for that.

    • @peebz-342
      @peebz-342 5 років тому +80

      TayTay Productions
      Too*
      ..sorry

    • @dianab9884
      @dianab9884 5 років тому +129

      I love how humble she is

    • @dina5579
      @dina5579 5 років тому +81

      i mean she is a 30 yr old cat mum

    • @JordanLink1
      @JordanLink1 5 років тому +16

      uh i'm sure she does.

  • @Pettyjutebox
    @Pettyjutebox 5 років тому +4544

    I actually really appreciate her be honest that's she's made millions doing UA-cam... So many UA-camrs try to act like they don't make as much as they do to seem more relatable...

    • @LetsBiiny
      @LetsBiiny 5 років тому +18

      Rowan Quinn yeah, I was thinking that too!

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 5 років тому +16

      Or for some other reason.

    • @charlieg.804
      @charlieg.804 5 років тому +204

      COUGH shane dawson COUGH

    • @luisamattos2677
      @luisamattos2677 5 років тому +189

      And yet by doing so she did seem so relatable... I, too, would be confused and a little guilty if I made millions with my silly hobby and not my serious job I studied hard for lol

    • @narutotrickzxtv3D
      @narutotrickzxtv3D 5 років тому +18

      Well UA-cam is a very open, popular and easy to access platform, with competition around everyone corner because let's be real everyone wants to be able to have the success big UA-camrs have, doing what they love to do and not have to be forced to live out there days doing regular 9-5 jobs, so not to say that Cristine does, but I feel like when bigger youtubers down play their success or finances it's not only to seem more relatable so I guess that they don't lose support from people who feel they connect to them and their content but that they are also trying to control the hype and narrative of getting rich from UA-cam to keep people from pursuing it even further. Because honestly you could be hot today and gone tomorrow if someone better/younger and fresher comes along with content just as good if not better.

  • @Jfrijoleeeees
    @Jfrijoleeeees 5 років тому +1304

    I mean, I’ll admit to googling “where the hell is Cristine Rotenberg’s mom?” Lol

    • @paandora
      @paandora 5 років тому +86

      right? no one ever talks about her... maybe it’s a difficult topic(?)

    • @tarakennedy707
      @tarakennedy707 5 років тому +255

      She has stated her parents divorced when she was in college and she has a good relationship with but has always been more of a daddy's girl. Both of her grandma's have appeared on her channel so maybe her mom just doesn't want to.

    • @shitnotagain9492
      @shitnotagain9492 5 років тому +61

      Tara Kennedy maybe just for privacy?

    • @hibaahmed7001
      @hibaahmed7001 5 років тому +80

      she has said in one of her videos that the only reason her mom hasn't appeared in videos is coz she likes privacy so she doesn't prefer to be in their videos

    • @lily-annbarrett5580
      @lily-annbarrett5580 5 років тому +4

      Showtime Sb um wot

  • @scarlettcornwell3904
    @scarlettcornwell3904 5 років тому +4347

    I love how it says 1909 like she’s 100+ years old

  • @madisonhonaker1570
    @madisonhonaker1570 5 років тому +1603

    “she does Harry Potter nails with no real knowledge of franchise”

  • @somebody4242
    @somebody4242 5 років тому +1931

    She looks like she’s being held hostage in that famous birthdays profile pic

    • @Marcock000
      @Marcock000 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHAHA YESS

    • @mayamulford9103
      @mayamulford9103 5 років тому +5

      Rosalie She does tho lmao, she looks like she’s internally screaming for help.
      THE TROOM TROOM GIRLS

    • @somebody4242
      @somebody4242 5 років тому +2

      Haha yes IT WAS TROOM TROOM

  • @anishinaabae
    @anishinaabae 5 років тому +860

    lmao i went to check the tvtropes page on cristine and saw this:
    "Cristine has also read and reacted to this page in one of her videos."

  • @ratqueenbee
    @ratqueenbee 5 років тому +1859

    I feel like Ben and Julien are on the opposite ends of the Aries spectrum

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 5 років тому +89

      I wonder what Jenna would think if she finds out that Ben is an Aries. She watches Cristine's videos so I'm assuming she's familiar with BEYYYN

    • @Winter_Blood
      @Winter_Blood 5 років тому +42

      ​@@nowandaround312 Ben, Christine, Jenna, and Julian all went to Safiya Nygaard's wedding, so they are actually all friends. Didn't you see Christine's vlog? They're all friends irl

    • @cadenschmidt6877
      @cadenschmidt6877 4 роки тому +8

      and i am somewhere in between that lmao. i act like Julien a bitch more though. ITS ALSO ARIES SZN BBY

    • @cadenschmidt6877
      @cadenschmidt6877 4 роки тому +8

      Hedgehog HAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT AUTOCORRECTED TO THAT

    • @elyseraphwillow268
      @elyseraphwillow268 4 роки тому +7

      Nah quarantine unleashed some of Ben’s inner Aries XD

  • @KM-vi5eu
    @KM-vi5eu 5 років тому +8701

    Cristine is the only person who can talk about how much money she makes and not piss me off. She does so much good with her money and that’s really admirable!

    • @lesap8889
      @lesap8889 5 років тому +90

      Does anyone know if Ben gets part of the website's profits?

    • @Drea_A
      @Drea_A 5 років тому +244

      @@lesap8889 I know she's mentioned before that he's in charge of some of the business side of things, so I imagine he gets a decent salary as well

    • @kyla_art4736
      @kyla_art4736 5 років тому +160

      @@lesap8889 thay share the funds because they both live under the same roof. It's like a marriage so they share it. They use the money for things like the house that thare in and the nail polish. 😊

    • @Firsona
      @Firsona 5 років тому +201

      What I like is she's not counting on making a fortune off it. She has her normal job she still does every week. Yes, they've used the money on their videos and other things, but I don't think they're counting on it. Too many people on youtube do that, and end of desperately promoting products they don't even like, or creating drama to get views.

    • @Elle-5187
      @Elle-5187 5 років тому +123

      Plus she donated to organizations like the cat Cafe & college scholarships. I respect that about her as well ❤️

  • @LizTiddington
    @LizTiddington 5 років тому +1909

    Best part of that article on Maclens: "Her long-term partner, Ben Mazowita, makes cameos in her videos and has gained a social media following of his own. “If you had told me five years ago that I would be making money uploading videos of my girlfriend and I to the internet, I would have pictured something pretty different,” says Mazowita" XD

  • @chloebavaro8606
    @chloebavaro8606 5 років тому +5139

    I’ve never seen bens last name before and I feel like I’ve violated his privacy

    • @broesmelly
      @broesmelly 5 років тому +64

      same!!!

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 років тому +359

      It makes me deeply uncomfortable. I’m gonna just pretend I never saw it.

    • @leahlilly4916
      @leahlilly4916 5 років тому +74

      I feel like either he or his brother have said it before. The name sounded familiar

    • @BhavnaM
      @BhavnaM 5 років тому +224

      His name is BEYYYYN and that’s that

    • @Cat-xm6id
      @Cat-xm6id 5 років тому +49

      17:20

  • @rachelbrookes4806
    @rachelbrookes4806 5 років тому +476

    Cristine: "maybe im just not famous enough to have that many people hate me."
    Also Cristine: has 7.49 million subscribers.
    Love you Cristine

    • @samanthabrooks7789
      @samanthabrooks7789 4 роки тому +9

      Cristine and Jenna Marbles are the unproblematic queens of UA-cam

    • @sangshri24
      @sangshri24 4 роки тому +3

      @@samanthabrooks7789 Safiya and Rosanna Pansino too

  • @Irrelephant73
    @Irrelephant73 5 років тому +856

    “Self depreciation” (rather than deprecation) lol cristine your statistical analysis is showing

    • @allisonh2340
      @allisonh2340 5 років тому +19

      Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that lol

    • @annahimmel
      @annahimmel 5 років тому

      lmao

    • @aina3387
      @aina3387 5 років тому +6

      I had to think for a moment "wait, are those the same word?" because they kind of mean similar things.

    • @goddos
      @goddos 5 років тому +1

      if she's worth less i guess it did depreciate

    • @personreviewslife
      @personreviewslife 5 років тому +1

      Looked for this 😉

  • @1Dharry1Dstyles
    @1Dharry1Dstyles 5 років тому +1054

    I love how she’s so open about everything including her salaries. QUEEN

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 5 років тому +7

      Well, she doesn't give numbers, so…

    • @lulusinner
      @lulusinner 5 років тому +9

      @@NovaLaMason doesnt she literally show her anayltics in the video?

    • @showtimesb7069
      @showtimesb7069 5 років тому

      Find out how much I make off youtube m.ua-cam.com/video/mVG1kSR6eHA/v-deo.html
      NONE

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 років тому

      @@lulusinner she does plus it's really easy to find out what people in her industry make.

    • @marselsidbskd4503
      @marselsidbskd4503 5 років тому +1

      NovaLaMason but at least she doesn’t pretend to be broke to be “relatable” unlike oThEr YoUtUbErS

  • @niamhneeve5900
    @niamhneeve5900 5 років тому +1551

    I like how Cristine’s targeted ads are for cosy boots and backpacks

    • @anaferrao_
      @anaferrao_ 5 років тому +11

      Niamh B mine are for pet moms 😂

    • @funnypoopy8290
      @funnypoopy8290 5 років тому +8

      Bruh I got an ad about diapers lmao

    • @meganstubbs04
      @meganstubbs04 5 років тому +11

      I got an ad about menopause (and I'm 15 tf)

    • @capiebary
      @capiebary 5 років тому +4

      I got a ad for a movie lmao

    • @rr-my3yr
      @rr-my3yr 5 років тому +2

      I keep getting them about medicine. Maybe it knows how accident prone I am.

  • @Im_Fi
    @Im_Fi 4 роки тому +87

    I appreciate her being honest about the fact that she has made millions, obviously it’s no ones business how much anyone earns but sometimes it’s a little frustrating watching youtubers skirt around the subject obviously hinting that they have/have made a lot of money but trying to keep a very thin and fake veil of modesty over it.

  • @jmdio740
    @jmdio740 5 років тому +1320

    I personally like that “Child Hater” was a category on the wiki page. I was unaware this is a common category name.

    • @JackOllie4
      @JackOllie4 5 років тому +74

      As a 56 year old female who chose not to bear children, I'm very familiar with the "child hater" category that people carry in their heads. Either that, or "Awww, so sad, you've really missed out."

    • @BloxiaWorld
      @BloxiaWorld 5 років тому +61

      @@JackOllie4 sad that people don't understand how to respect someones decisions.

    • @MissChase86
      @MissChase86 5 років тому +36

      33, child free, single, off to buy more indi nail polish
      *dabbs*

    • @Jtalleytn
      @Jtalleytn 5 років тому +41

      That was TV tropes. It's meant to be a compilation of tropes for media such as tv shows or film written in a humorous and often self referencing way. A trope is similar to a stereotype. Where it differs is that it's purpose is to be easily understood so as to allow the audience to expect something, which can then be subverted, modified, or played straight for entertainment purposes. Tropes can be specific to medium, genre, setting, character, even sex. So don't take tropes like Alpha Bitch, Tsundere, or Ethical Slut offensively. In the context of tv tropes they are simply narrative devices. And a thing to remember, every gendered trope has a Distaff Counterpart.

    • @mollywhiteman8956
      @mollywhiteman8956 5 років тому +9

      Arbitrary Darkness there was also something like ‘implies incest’ lmao what

  • @Mira-yo4sh
    @Mira-yo4sh 5 років тому +622

    No one has anything against Canadian lady who just wants her tea.

    • @johncrowerdoe5527
      @johncrowerdoe5527 5 років тому +2

      Maybe the rebel group who threatened to poison their national tea harvest because the lost exports would hurt the government they rebelled against. I don't recall them actually doing it though.

    • @simoney3001
      @simoney3001 5 років тому +3

      I sneezed when I read this

  • @Menkuna
    @Menkuna 5 років тому +2787

    Cristine: quits acting for school
    Kids in 2019: quit school for acting

    • @shuntricebonita
      @shuntricebonita 5 років тому

      Hello can you please support me by subscribing to my UA-cam channel

    • @jadawilson292
      @jadawilson292 5 років тому +15

      Both are valid. We need actors and actresses or the film industry will die. You are very ignorant.

    • @weaouw
      @weaouw 5 років тому +55

      @@jadawilson292 many just don't do it for the right reasons

    • @nil-8026
      @nil-8026 5 років тому +51

      Jada Wilson Your statement is more ignorant lol, you know how few people end up making it? And people like Danielle Bregoli become really rich but entirely uneducated and lacking common sense

    • @superduper.cooper
      @superduper.cooper 5 років тому +7

      Jada Wilson I don’t think anyone ment to be offensive to the industry

  • @mikkurzhal7390
    @mikkurzhal7390 4 роки тому +205

    "I bet 99% of you haven't even seen one of the commercials."
    Incorrect. Those Furby and Fib Finder commercials are seared into my memory, and "the 'your brother' girl in the blue" is a person from my childhood that I remember to this day.
    To be honest I was kinda shocked when I found out that was you.

  • @Ambroos
    @Ambroos 5 років тому +787

    "UA-camr with too much time on their hands"
    Soon: Simply does clock nail art on all her fingers. You know, time, on her hands.

    • @paulakaye2108
      @paulakaye2108 5 років тому +3

      😲😖😂😂😂😂

    • @tomomishore5738
      @tomomishore5738 5 років тому +4

      Omg she should do this

    • @katangel115
      @katangel115 5 років тому +1

      "Welcome to the UA-cam host club where youtubers with too much time on their hands entertain viewers that also have too much time on their hands"

    • @laurenmlee19
      @laurenmlee19 5 років тому +3

      bold of you to assume she's ever gonna do nail art again

    • @Bella-sx9og
      @Bella-sx9og 5 років тому

      What about the cat clock? 👀

  • @williamh2607
    @williamh2607 5 років тому +791

    Cristine: Not many people hate me
    Troom troom: * flips a table and starts a riot

  • @kathywathy8147
    @kathywathy8147 5 років тому +328

    "If it isn't obvious from my appearance
    I'M TIRED"
    me everytime someone asks if I'm okay

  • @taro2805
    @taro2805 5 років тому +590

    *simply nailogical looks the same as she did when she was a child, so I'm scared of how I'm gonna look when I'm an adult*

    • @tigerlove5102
      @tigerlove5102 4 роки тому +10

      Mangø tea you don't need to worry, everyone is Beautiful, including you
      😊

    • @taro2805
      @taro2805 4 роки тому +7

      @@tigerlove5102 you clearly haven't seen me -w-'

    • @linastissuebox
      @linastissuebox 4 роки тому

      I’ll be a rat adult

  • @sofialyao240
    @sofialyao240 5 років тому +602

    “I only do sponsorships when they appeal to me”
    Me: *cough cough* DAVIDS TEA *cough cough*

  • @maddiem1182
    @maddiem1182 5 років тому +645

    the one thing i didn’t learn about you and still
    have questions about is your credit card number, expiration date and the 3 special digits on the back :)

    • @hanumamthareddy7466
      @hanumamthareddy7466 5 років тому +15

      Good try

    • @KeyOfTheTwilight
      @KeyOfTheTwilight 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @cupcakemonster1132
      @cupcakemonster1132 5 років тому +21

      I love how she liked it herself

    • @abcw114
      @abcw114 5 років тому +20

      She probably has Visa flag all of her purchases that aren't nail polish, David's Tea, Starbucks, and Roots.

    • @bagandbroad
      @bagandbroad 5 років тому +6

      I also wish I knew the street she grew up on, her mother’s maiden name... maybe her first pet

  • @mary5203
    @mary5203 5 років тому +244

    Normies: "Ben is taller"
    Allstarbio.com: "Ben stands longer"

    • @johncrowerdoe5527
      @johncrowerdoe5527 5 років тому +9

      Probably part of their writing robot that generates thousands or millions of biographies from statistical data points.

    • @chameleon7037
      @chameleon7037 5 років тому +4

      When you gotta do an essay but don't want the teacher to find out you copied from wikipedia

  • @imsleepdeprived8987
    @imsleepdeprived8987 5 років тому +866

    Cristine will never get a sponshership from Davids tea because she basically does it for free

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 роки тому +33

      she did for her birthday I think. When she baked a tea cake with no nail polish.

    • @Trish0978
      @Trish0978 4 роки тому +16

      But like...I think she did before you even wrote this comment? Didn't she get one last year for her birthday?

    • @cmissshelleymichelle
      @cmissshelleymichelle 4 роки тому +9

      I remember for her birthday she saying that Ben got her a sponsorship from her favorite tea making company so yeah.

    • @freddiecheriee
      @freddiecheriee 4 роки тому +4

      Aliza Tariq she had a sponsorship with them she talked about it on her podcast

    • @whosnatchedmyweave6213
      @whosnatchedmyweave6213 4 роки тому +4

      Ahahahnshe just uploaded a video sponsored

  • @cierbear26
    @cierbear26 5 років тому +2473

    Anyone else notice that her sweater is almost the exact color scheme of her holodays collection?

    • @annabri007
      @annabri007 5 років тому +140

      I legit thought it was new merch 😂

    • @drdrdrk
      @drdrdrk 5 років тому +26

      Does anyone know where I can buy one? It’s amazing.

    • @Liajdunn
      @Liajdunn 5 років тому +2

      Omg

    • @kassbrookmusic
      @kassbrookmusic 5 років тому +23

      @@drdrdrk I think it's teddy fresh (queen hila klein) but I could be wrong

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 5 років тому +4

      I commented that! I was like: is that merch? It's really cool

  • @tabyw336
    @tabyw336 5 років тому +1080

    I’m shooked they didn’t say “Cristine is also Famous for being a giant Sock”

    • @yukikaenthusiast5164
      @yukikaenthusiast5164 5 років тому

      IT'S CRISTINE- (no hate)

    • @jillm6239
      @jillm6239 5 років тому +3

      OMG giant SOCK 😂 .. If you have a platform like THIS, why not use it to create humorous content? Laughter is the best!!!Christine (not sure if I'm spelling it correctly, if I AM NOT -correct me!!)

    • @yukikaenthusiast5164
      @yukikaenthusiast5164 5 років тому +1

      @@jillm6239 yeah uhm it literally said it in the video when she searched her name up lol- 'Cristine with no H'

    • @tabyw336
      @tabyw336 5 років тому

      cloudii_skyz Ok thank you!

    • @tishinahart3260
      @tishinahart3260 5 років тому +1

      -Shooked-
      *shook*

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 5 років тому +104

    If there are 3 terms you don’t want someone using on your biography is “Child Hater”, “Incest Subtext” and “she was raised poorly”
    They really had to do her like that

    • @KimberlyRyan_a
      @KimberlyRyan_a 5 років тому +5

      Also “Big Ham” 🤣

    • @MiuXiu
      @MiuXiu 5 років тому +1

      Kimberly Ryan big ham isn’t negative though? It’s usually used toward someone you enjoy because they’re adorable or funny

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 5 років тому +343

    Everyone: Cristine is a crime statistics analyst for the Canadian government. UA-cam is just a hobby. Her boyfriend is also her coworker.
    Some people: BEN IS A UA-camR

    • @geministargazer9830
      @geministargazer9830 5 років тому +1

      HawkyPlays I mean he technically is but 3 videos do not a UA-camr make lol

  • @kenzie9220
    @kenzie9220 5 років тому +680

    “i played the role in 1909, revealing my true age” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY WAIT I DONT USUALLY LAUGH AT JOKES LIKE THAT BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • @bellatrixlestrange8309
    @bellatrixlestrange8309 5 років тому +1057

    Finally a youtuber who isn’t lying about money and trying to be relatable. For all my time watching youtube i never heard someone honestly say “Yes i made millions”. 👍🏻💯🤩

    • @danielleswanepoel595
      @danielleswanepoel595 5 років тому +7

      @Cindy Cinders how??

    • @wiivi132
      @wiivi132 5 років тому +3

      Cindy Cinders Hooold up. How?

    • @Hoid.
      @Hoid. 5 років тому +4

      Yep, same! The rest just beats around the bush. It was so refreshing to hear that

    • @dragonixheli5474
      @dragonixheli5474 5 років тому +1

      @Cindy Cinders Is it greed to not buy expensive things all the time or smart?

    • @user-nz4rk9cl9m
      @user-nz4rk9cl9m 5 років тому +2

      pewdiepie? lol

  • @onesimplefeather5948
    @onesimplefeather5948 5 років тому +186

    That hoodie is the colours of the Holo Taco holo Christmas polishes. It’s beautiful.
    (Petition to rename ‘Christmas’ to ‘Crismas’ for the holiday season)

    • @staceycox6702
      @staceycox6702 4 роки тому +3

      Holoday huhhuh 😜

    • @dais_yyejp
      @dais_yyejp 4 роки тому +2

      Excuse me,
      Don't you mean the HoLoDaYs? 🤣

  • @itz_noelle966
    @itz_noelle966 5 років тому +787

    “I quit writing about this sh*t”
    -me every time I have to write an essay at school

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 5 років тому

      Same

    • @aricaa4703
      @aricaa4703 5 років тому

      Omg me

    • @abi1367
      @abi1367 5 років тому +1

      this just reminded me i have an essay due

    • @jamesk6806
      @jamesk6806 5 років тому

      Meee

  • @TheLuluTrue
    @TheLuluTrue 5 років тому +243

    Cristines net worth is all stored in her nail polish shelf.

  • @armyblinkrose4504
    @armyblinkrose4504 5 років тому +621

    Ben Mazowita article sounds like me trying to pass the word count.

    • @milkntomatoes9418
      @milkntomatoes9418 5 років тому +5

      Me doing my thesis paper yes......

    • @showfallen
      @showfallen 5 років тому

      Can We Get 1000 Subscribers For No Reason what's the time stamp? thanks

    • @babyyodaguard4999
      @babyyodaguard4999 4 роки тому +1

      Thankyou you just reminded me about my English essay!

  • @kawaiibagel2154
    @kawaiibagel2154 5 років тому +199

    Bill Nye the science guy?
    Nope
    Cristine the Holo Queen

    • @ivafisher4501
      @ivafisher4501 4 роки тому

      Cristine will never get a sponshership from Davids tea because she basically does it for free

  • @bruhmemes4660
    @bruhmemes4660 5 років тому +1595

    At this point of time, she should be getting Starbucks sponsorship.

    • @oxychim
      @oxychim 5 років тому +12

      6.9k subscribers with 1 video along with David’s tea

    • @ShadowAphro
      @ShadowAphro 5 років тому +8

      Isha Pawar but david’s tea sponsered her

    • @sydneytaylor8128
      @sydneytaylor8128 5 років тому +4

      Why would they? She's been promoting them for free for all these years, why would they pay her when they've been getting free advertisement already?

    • @amberbedford5639
      @amberbedford5639 5 років тому

      You only have 14 subscribers... not 6.9k.......

    • @sydneytaylor8128
      @sydneytaylor8128 5 років тому

      @@amberbedford5639 They mean they're trying to get 6.9k subscribers not that they have them

  • @karolgomes6419
    @karolgomes6419 5 років тому +898

    She's seems to have everything so put together. The brain, the careers, the social and love life. How it works????
    Edit: +300 people wanting to know the secret. Please, share :(

    • @pukvandepetteflet5489
      @pukvandepetteflet5489 5 років тому +13

      @@MrHesdan that doesn't seem to work for you does it?

    • @shuntricebonita
      @shuntricebonita 5 років тому

      Karol Gomes hello can you please support me by subscribing to my UA-cam channel

    • @Hi-vr3kd
      @Hi-vr3kd 5 років тому +11

      Shuntrice Bonita24 no.

    • @MurdaInky
      @MurdaInky 5 років тому

      Karol Gomes 💕
      Come through love
      www.twitch.tv/yay_inky
      It’s totally free

    • @inesepaegle2631
      @inesepaegle2631 5 років тому

      @@shuntricebonita why do you keep on commenting that like no!

  • @mmushypushy
    @mmushypushy 5 років тому +128

    Cristine’s boss coming for social blade about their error margin is mood

  • @jellyjoll8445
    @jellyjoll8445 5 років тому +105

    “The couple post many pictures on instagram”
    Cristine: **deeply inhales**

  • @shewbert
    @shewbert 5 років тому +113

    I feel like Cristine's peely bag neither grows or shrinks. it just always seems to be that size haha

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan 5 років тому +6

      shewbert as someone with their own peely bag, I can tell you it's because they break. As they break they take up less space than when they are a full peely. It's the whole, .... filling it with ping pong balls, then marbles, then ball bearings, then sand thing lol.

  • @MMHay16
    @MMHay16 5 років тому +2034

    I just want to know what question she got wrong on the quiz...

    • @woman4220
      @woman4220 5 років тому +56

      It might have been the second one, she didnt show it on camera.

    • @calvoekleiden8664
      @calvoekleiden8664 5 років тому +16

      I think it was the unicorn skin one

    • @enchidle
      @enchidle 5 років тому +140

      I did the test and copied Cristine's answers. It's the second one, the one that isn't in the video. The question was "She says Bake Dat Shit for a Minute when she is drying her nails", which is mostly false but the test says it's true.

    • @calvoekleiden8664
      @calvoekleiden8664 5 років тому +5

      @@enchidle oof

    • @MMHay16
      @MMHay16 5 років тому +41

      @@enchidle thank you for doing the test... For Science

  • @ameliawoodman750
    @ameliawoodman750 5 років тому +267

    The h from Christine was stolen to spell holo so now she's Cristine

  • @nikkihirschmann1775
    @nikkihirschmann1775 5 років тому +49

    I like how the jacket she's wearing in this video is basically the Holo Taco holiday collection

  • @420loz
    @420loz 5 років тому +735

    Nobody:
    Cristine: *realising she's a meme*

    • @shuntricebonita
      @shuntricebonita 5 років тому +1

      Lauren Muscat hello can you please support me by subscribing to my UA-cam channel

    • @weaouw
      @weaouw 5 років тому +5

      @@shuntricebonita no

    • @sharahin
      @sharahin 5 років тому +4

      Shuntrice Bonita24 Maybe if you worked for ur subs there would be no need to try and self promote in other ppl’s comment sections.But that’s prolly just me 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 років тому

      @@shuntricebonita Talk about desperate.

  • @sotrue5413
    @sotrue5413 5 років тому +278

    "He holds Canadian nationality and belongs to the white ethnicity." 😂
    This whole video had me dying from laughter. I wish I could have seen Ben's reaction to all this newfound information!

  • @ritaki2758
    @ritaki2758 5 років тому +268

    I like how Cristine was saying let's not be mean to other people when she saw the Jaclyn Hill comment

    • @cass16433
      @cass16433 5 років тому +5

      And yet there was still a commentor saying shane dawson is greedy. :( made me a little sad

  • @phoebec3174
    @phoebec3174 4 роки тому +9

    Cristen, one of the reasons we really love you is because you talk to us like we’re your friends not your customers (even though most of us are holo taco customers) and of course we love your cats 😊and you

  • @cainorev-j4r
    @cainorev-j4r 5 років тому +2381

    cristine is the only person i can stand wearing cat ears.

    • @indi9856
      @indi9856 5 років тому +5

      Lol so tru
      Btw I absolutely disagree with your name
      No hate

    • @lingeringtoxins
      @lingeringtoxins 5 років тому +46

      It's so normal that I dont notice it anymore

    • @hazeldecker622
      @hazeldecker622 5 років тому +3

      Me too, but why???

    • @apasih3781
      @apasih3781 5 років тому +5

      Pewds?

    • @oochywoochy13
      @oochywoochy13 5 років тому

      sefakenox_ was that’s Wut I was thinkin

  • @mothmanatemyson
    @mothmanatemyson 5 років тому +254

    That last article has “does Bruno Mars is gay?” Vibes

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale 5 років тому +5

      The truth come out

    • @marcelinadziedzic6374
      @marcelinadziedzic6374 5 років тому

      I dont know, does he?

    • @angelamontoya8032
      @angelamontoya8032 5 років тому

      My sister has always thought he was I guess because his love life is so private and no partners on the media unlike some other celebrities lol

    • @NovaMarx
      @NovaMarx 5 років тому

      Yes! So much - you could even tell Cristine was having a hard time reading it without laughing xD

  • @jazgomez140
    @jazgomez140 5 років тому +325

    Did anyone else notice that one of the bulletpoints was talking about her and Jens “jokes about incest”

    • @girltwink0
      @girltwink0 5 років тому +14

      Jaz Gomez yes lmao I liked how she didn’t mentioned it

    • @martineboulanger7758
      @martineboulanger7758 5 років тому +3

      First thing I saw 😂

    • @hannahr8206
      @hannahr8206 5 років тому +1

      Ya. I has to pause to read cause I wanted to know what it said about it

  • @LukeDavies12
    @LukeDavies12 4 роки тому +59

    At least she’s honest about how much money she makes.

  • @juliareste
    @juliareste 5 років тому +1558

    maybe there's no hate about cristine because she isn't a terrible person?? idk

    • @sae1019qtpie
      @sae1019qtpie 5 років тому +7

      Julia 100% agree with you.

    • @zamnelna
      @zamnelna 5 років тому +24

      Absolutely agree! She doesn’t feel the need to step on others to make her way to the top

    • @shitnotagain9492
      @shitnotagain9492 5 років тому +3

      Facts

    • @ThatUnfunGuy
      @ThatUnfunGuy 5 років тому +3

      Wanted to write this in the comments. You get back what you throw out!

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +22

      That's not how the internet works. People get hate for existing.

  • @kathryn8467
    @kathryn8467 5 років тому +615

    are we just going to glaze over “incest subtext”?!

    • @areanne93
      @areanne93 5 років тому +7

      kat d I know right 😂

    • @kaylamichelle4957
      @kaylamichelle4957 5 років тому +17

      Yes!!! Lol I laughed so hard when I read that

    • @kristamilne8693
      @kristamilne8693 5 років тому +31

      I went back and paused the video to read that part 😂

    • @myahbeautiful8461
      @myahbeautiful8461 5 років тому +1

      Krista Milne I did too lol

    • @jinx2873
      @jinx2873 5 років тому

      right?! 😂

  • @sageseef228
    @sageseef228 5 років тому +154

    My mom just said “are you still watching that girl?”
    I’m like “yea”
    And she’s like “she’s cute, out of all the shit you watch, she’s my favourtie”
    Lol

  • @indydelaluz9301
    @indydelaluz9301 5 років тому +195

    Cristine: “Maybe don’t send this link to Ben...”
    Me: *sends immediately*

  • @collegeoffoliage6776
    @collegeoffoliage6776 5 років тому +129

    The article about Ben sounded like it was written by the people who write for troom troom...

  • @lashawn711
    @lashawn711 5 років тому +306

    When you’re actually a good person people can’t hate! The fact that she’s a millionaire, but it makes her uncomfortable so she donates is cute lol.

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 5 років тому

      She has a video of her dad reading her hate comments lol

  • @esmee9545
    @esmee9545 5 років тому +584

    get this woman a davidstea sponsorship goddamnit
    edit: that was aggressive

    • @FanofAlmostEvery
      @FanofAlmostEvery 5 років тому +22

      Esmée - Ben got her one for her birthday

    • @paradoxmo
      @paradoxmo 5 років тому +15

      There is one, code SIMPLY!

    • @cf8738
      @cf8738 5 років тому +1

      She got one

  • @jolinmalfoy7137
    @jolinmalfoy7137 5 років тому +41

    7:58 Ben, you better save that as your lock screen.

  • @rythmicjea
    @rythmicjea 5 років тому +677

    Cristine: "Maybe don't send this link to Ben..."
    Roasters: Challenge Accepted.

    • @MurdaInky
      @MurdaInky 5 років тому +1

      Lea Love ❤️
      Come watch the show
      www.twitch.tv/yay_inky
      Talk to me in chat

    • @randomassorted
      @randomassorted 5 років тому +2

      Basically guaranteeing we all send that link to Beeeyyyn 😂

    • @meiwu7660
      @meiwu7660 5 років тому

      Lea Love 💔

    • @lavnishreesaul5813
      @lavnishreesaul5813 5 років тому

      ෙුම ටරරරසාටහ්යර්ව ටැෙටටඅහ නට. යැරනඅඩ ංැ

  • @mariemorgan224
    @mariemorgan224 5 років тому +607

    No one:
    Cristine: wears a sweatshirt that matches her nail polish line

    • @breezywilsim5131
      @breezywilsim5131 5 років тому +3

      Yep...v suspicious. Merch coming?

    • @sandracal92
      @sandracal92 5 років тому +8

      No it's from H3H3 podcast a UA-cam channel

    • @Biomermaid23
      @Biomermaid23 5 років тому +4

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed lolz

    • @ligaozolina5273
      @ligaozolina5273 5 років тому +6

      It's TeddyFresh

    • @Seeigh
      @Seeigh 5 років тому

      I WANT THIS MERCH SO BAD LOVE THIS FRIGGIN SWEATSHIRT!!! GIMME THAT MERCH CRISTINE

  • @mcchickensmallfries1973
    @mcchickensmallfries1973 5 років тому +393

    Cristine Search : Overnight Oats
    Cristine: I am Chef™️ GordOn RamSAy who? I say I am chef

  • @tarynwallace6155
    @tarynwallace6155 3 роки тому +4

    I feel like she is the most down to earth youtuber. The fact that there are not a million ads on her videos. I also really like that she has not gotten too big for herself.

  • @nicolef9165
    @nicolef9165 5 років тому +625

    So wait, Is Cristine saying that if she does sponsored content then she can *pay for more college* ?? I think we'd all take that one for the team.

    • @rebellavenusian8006
      @rebellavenusian8006 5 років тому +1

      Agreed so hard! 🔥🙏

    • @nmmags
      @nmmags 5 років тому +29

      I think if she were to do that, the content may change to suit the sponsorship. I like how she is somewhere in the middle and can create the content that she wants.

    • @juliaburgers6227
      @juliaburgers6227 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, no. I think what she's doing now is fine. The fact the she even donates at all is amazing. 🌸 no need to fix something that isn't broke.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +1

      Theoretically, yes. But if it changes the content Cristine may get less views.
      Besides, it's not something she's responsible for.

    • @divyasasidharan2960
      @divyasasidharan2960 5 років тому +1

      Nicole Franklin no sponsoring is asking everyone to buy something that’s a big deal u can’t ask ppl to buy random shit..! It must mean something to u n u should feel that other ppl should try it

  • @ladythorofmuffins
    @ladythorofmuffins 5 років тому +278

    Cristine: “don’t send this is Ben”
    Ah yes.... i can’t wait for the flood of twitter replies to Ben with a link of this article

  • @hannahjones9977
    @hannahjones9977 5 років тому +274

    She’s someone who is open about her earning with UA-cam and that’s awesome because a lot of tubers don’t want you to know xoxoxo love her

    • @cobaltclam
      @cobaltclam 5 років тому +10

      As I recall, they're not allowed to discuss their actual earnings. Thus, the "somewhere in there" answers.

    • @TwistyKitty
      @TwistyKitty 5 років тому +4

      @@cobaltclam I know in a previous video she and Ben mentioned that the earnings were higher than some youtubers want the audience to believe (i.e. the bigger channels that start whining about how detrimental it would be for them if they lost ad revenue) and hinted that she could easily live off YT earnings.

    • @cobaltclam
      @cobaltclam 5 років тому +2

      Orlana Helmes That's definitely true. What I recall is that the contract for AdSense says that you can't disclose your earnings.

  • @zoemoore9401
    @zoemoore9401 5 років тому +92

    Whenever it said “child hater” I laughed SO HARD OMG

  • @EV6CrashCam
    @EV6CrashCam 5 років тому +572

    “I never really do sponsorships, like occasionally.”
    **flashbacks to BestFeinds**

    • @Firsona
      @Firsona 5 років тому +21

      She did say occasionally. =)

    • @Palla148
      @Palla148 5 років тому +16

      And she have a code in a tea shop only because she love tea.

    • @tiasnails3552
      @tiasnails3552 5 років тому +12

      PPP AEO well she didn’t exactly. It was a surprise birthday thing from Ben

    • @Palla148
      @Palla148 5 років тому +3

      Tia's Nails Yeah sorry, my comment sound weird, the point was she have the code because she love tea and she’s not making money on it like some booty guru with makeup codes.

  • @sarcastixfoxdragon6166
    @sarcastixfoxdragon6166 5 років тому +102

    "It's like people are writing a soap opera, they just have nothing to work with"
    Best quote.

  • @yup7021
    @yup7021 5 років тому +259

    I think she’s become more of a everything “tea” channel than a nail channel

    • @amatsukiko
      @amatsukiko 5 років тому +7

      Yes and Ben brings the tea

  • @xT0rn_
    @xT0rn_ 5 років тому +11

    So I told my mum about you and everything, and she said that you’re a pretty good person and that I’ve chosen the proper person to watch on UA-cam. Honestly I’m happy about it now

    • @sagara4e
      @sagara4e 3 роки тому

      U play guitar? 🎸

  • @rachael1118
    @rachael1118 5 років тому +429

    Cristine: I.. I just don’t like talking to people’
    Me: me too, me too

  • @_zayn_
    @_zayn_ 5 років тому +423

    Cristine: Let's be real, you all googled yourself before.
    Me: *SHE KNOWS!*

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +6

      Except nothing popped up ofc... well there is my art acc but it's small

  • @estellax9465
    @estellax9465 5 років тому +257

    internet: child actor
    us: wHaT dO YoU tHiNk

  • @tuttut3
    @tuttut3 5 років тому +14

    I was curious to read the TV tropes page she was looking at and when I pulled it up this was in the first paragraph "Cristine is a self-proclaimed "holosexual", which means that her favorite color/design is holographic patterns. This is important.
    Cristine has also read and reacted to this page in one of her videos."
    ... who runs this page, they are seriously dedicated to continuing detail!

  • @janinebean4276
    @janinebean4276 5 років тому +633

    “Zyler is the executive producer. He’s walking all over me.” 😂
    Also, Zyler autocorrected to Zylberstein

  • @Nightwalker-zk6ce
    @Nightwalker-zk6ce 5 років тому +263

    “Child Hater:... while they don’t HATE CHILDREN”

  • @atomicpudding6482
    @atomicpudding6482 5 років тому +256

    The weirdest part of this video is learning that they have more than one name

  • @camryngrace1
    @camryngrace1 5 років тому +41

    "I have made millions" That's how she affords the tea... palais des thes is EXPENSIVE!!

  • @cielmichaelis8426
    @cielmichaelis8426 5 років тому +220

    the only thing unbelievable about this is that christine is on page five of a google search result

  • @ajestersfork1344
    @ajestersfork1344 5 років тому +167

    Cristine's boss seems like a pretty cool person so yeah.

  • @jolinmalfoy7137
    @jolinmalfoy7137 5 років тому +187

    I love how she's dressed as a table cloth.

    • @paulakaye2108
      @paulakaye2108 5 років тому +3

      Actually, maybe she's the "table" wearing the "cloth"? LoL

  • @ellahosmer5337
    @ellahosmer5337 4 роки тому +111

    Cristine saying she’s wearing her “lounge wear” when she is wearing the most SICKEST thing EVER

  • @alisontaylor8308
    @alisontaylor8308 5 років тому +953

    Is Cristine making clothing now? That hoodie looks a lot like her holoday collection...

    • @KikiBerry99
      @KikiBerry99 5 років тому +48

      I'm pretty sure it's Teddy Fresh

    • @deletedaccount8511
      @deletedaccount8511 5 років тому +19

      Shes been doing tht for a long time, holo its me, holosexual, drink slave etc

    • @clo1288
      @clo1288 5 років тому +13

      Alison Taylor I think it’s Teddy Fresh.

    • @madistrudel
      @madistrudel 5 років тому +19

      While this is teddy fresh, she does have merch.

    • @limabean1384
      @limabean1384 5 років тому +1

      Agreed!!!- It's her holiday collection plus one light (mid) blue

  • @GinaD0726
    @GinaD0726 5 років тому +892

    Polish Mountain: Part 3. One coat of every nail polish on your wall.

    • @ninaramos173
      @ninaramos173 5 років тому +2

      Yesss😂😂😂

    • @marialooksaround
      @marialooksaround 5 років тому +6

      G D more people need to see and like this

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 5 років тому +30

      Idk about that... it took her like 13+ hours just to do 100-ish coats. Can you imagine 1,784 coats!?!? That would be *at the very least* 200 hours. She'd be painting her nails for days at that point lol

    • @nat-gn3cq
      @nat-gn3cq 5 років тому +7

      oh god that'd be hell to do but fun to watch

    • @tearyeyedAnimal
      @tearyeyedAnimal 5 років тому +19

      i read this as painting a whole wall with a coat of each nail polish and i was so confused

  • @azulismentallydrained1778
    @azulismentallydrained1778 5 років тому +228

    "Cristine is not your typical Beauty guru"
    *what instantly went to my head*
    *sHeS nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs*

  • @kexusthomas5696
    @kexusthomas5696 5 років тому +11

    "her drink slave Beyn"and . "He would likea succ" was glossed over in that one article that was so in depth about her jokes and antics

  • @TheAbiCovers
    @TheAbiCovers 5 років тому +63

    "Ben, what extramarital affairs!!??" Ben upstairs just hearing random screaming