I feel bad bc most hear the person calling getting shot or hurt. Just hearing someone scared or frantic makes me wanna cry let alone someone in a very scary situation
A username is useless and Christine drags the doll everywhere, with a stock photo she found of a random guy and named it Ben. Ben doesn’t exist, he is simply a doll. If anyone has seen/met him irl then one of simply’s friends wore a really convincing mask
@@kiwi1947 If you're triggered because someone's comment got likes (more than what I assume your own comment got) you need to get a life. People, please find his comment and like it. I typed it to show I found it funny and clearly other people found Ben's comment funny too. Calm yourself bruh.
I love how people freak out that Cristine and Ben aren’t married, but aren’t the least bit alarmed that Cristine bought a mannequin, painted its face green, and talked to it for probably an hour, pretending it was a bunch of different youtubers.
@@LoveNeko64 that's because they probably saw it in a movie or on the internet.. Kids these days are able to see anything but don't understand the reality of it. Lol most think porn is realistic or drama shows.. sad expectations xd oh well.. they'll learn the hard way as they grow up. Not my problem
I still can't get over how much Ben laughed at that one letter. I don't think I've seen him laugh more than at this little girl's doing 🤣🤣 not even at Christine's jokes.
man it's weird when they call out 12/13 year-olds and I'm sitting here laughing because i'm gonna be 18 in a few days but i just now realised that i started watching her when i was 13 😶
I think they should have a "wedding". An over dramatic, totally holo, wedding that's purely for a UA-cam video and has some of their UA-cam friends there. I don't think they need to go through all the paperwork to legalize them as a married couple but with her sense of humor and threadbanger as a few of their friends I think a wedding for a UA-cam video could be hilarious.
Do you know what this means? Everyone is going to send you ball gags from now on. And then one day someone is going to open a closet and 462 ball gags are going to fall out.
Ben: Windows XP ha ha ha Cristine: But look how pretty it is. That’s fucking incredible. Ben: You know like her Dads at home like 'I can’t find the fucking disc.' ha ha ha ha ha ha Cristine: Her Dad and his tower computer…cause he refuses to upgrade to a Mac. Ben: Her Dad’s name is Ben and 'he attends to my needs.’ ha ha ha ha Should we ship this back? Yeah I’m Betsy and I’m 12 yo. Yeah Ben, tea please. The CD has nothing on it. ha ha ha ha Cristine: How does it have nothing on it? It’s clearly a Windows Xp cd. ha ha ha ha Ben: See it does have something on it that someone other than you might need. ha ha ha ha I searched my room for everything HOLO. Cristine: Thank you Betsy and I’m sorry to your Dad Ben. @@sicka5255
In retrospect marriage was actually really creepy, because one day someone decided that, I love you so much,,, I wanna get the governmemt involved so you can never legally leave me.
Um, you are specifically talking about legal marriage certificates... the practice of marriage is much older than that. Marriage was traditionally used to; Make vows to your significant other in front of friends and family that you will remain faithful to each other in sickness and health, to move up in society by marrying up with a man of higher social status, to acquire a woman's dowry and land like a buisness merger, to create a peace contract between countries by sending princes or princesses to marry a king or queen
I watched this video when it was uploaded and I come back to watch it again just to hear Ben say "you know there's a dad somewhere going WHERE'S MY DISK?!?!?!" Cracks me up every time hahaha
Ben and Cristine in a large group of people 👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤🍌📀👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤
I am 12 and I accidentally said what the fuck in front of my grandma when my father randomly showed up and she told me I was grounded and my mum popped out of the other room and said “your my mum, not Alex’s, so shut the hell up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
After the question, “how much of your nail polish do you really use?” Got me thinking. What if you did a polish mountain with every color on your wall.
Ben: This mail is getting weirder and weirder. Pulls out a ball gag and puts it around his neck. Mic drop. Later ball gag#2 letter:Dear customer thank you for buying this product. 😅😅☕☕
No one is going to say anything about Cristine drinking 730 cups of tea a year.Thats's 45 gallons of tea.If she started drinking 2 day at ten she has drank 912 gallons of tea
Ben does seem to be naughty by the comments he sometimes makes on the videos...so I wouldn't be so surprised, but again, they could of just cut that from the recordings they did? It's not like this was a live mail opening.
For some reason, here in the US not really sure about Canada though, every one judges you poorly if you aren’t engaged after dating someone for two flippin years. I got ridiculed by family members, co-workers and random judgy people all the time. I once had a co-worker tell me that my now husband must not really love me or want me since we had been dating for six years and he hadn’t proposed yet. My brothers told me to leave him because we weren’t engaged after the first year... 🤦🏻♀️ People are stupid, the reasons we got married are; health insurance, tax break for him and his parents said we couldn’t live together if we weren’t at least engaged (we did anyway, but he wasn’t super happy about upsetting them, fair). Side note: we are high school sweet hearts, who the fuck can afford a wedding at 19? Or even 20? 🤷🏻♀️Started dating in 2008 and got married in 2017, happy we waited. Honestly, I would have spent the money we spent on our wedding on our house hands down. Would have been a much better use of it, but his family is very traditional so fine... If you guys are happy the way you are that is all that matters, marriage literally does nothing to keep you together. *Ahem* I realized that this could come off wrong. I love my husband, I just wish there wasn’t social pressure telling us what we HAD to marry and more of just letting us be together in our own way. I don’t view marriage as adding anything to our actual relationship, it just makes it easier for us in some aspects if we are. Those ways should already be available to us, but aren’t for some reason.
Frodin527 so much YES. Don’t have any desire to be married, have been with the boy for almost 4 years. We’ve built a very happy life together and if we ever get married it’ll be for something stupid and practical like health insurance benefits 😂
I’ve been with my boyfriend for 10 years and we have an 8 year old son and no desire to get married in the near future. I don’t know why it’s so important to people that you get married if you’ve been together more than 2 years.
Sometimes I forget you guys are Canadian and just have health insurance, as an American I have to say that's one big reason people here get married. I think it's mostly American kids wondering why you aren't married since so many people here are for legal reasons (and love etc.) Props to you for not being pressured into an extravagant wedding (though imagine ben in a holo tux? just saying)
Right? I'm disabled and rely on my husband's job for health insurance because getting disability SSI/SSDI is nearly impossible. There are a lot of legal benefits to be married in the USA.
I wanted to marry my wife anyway, but yeah I do need me dem benefits And kids you don't need an expensive wedding. I wore a thrift store dress and got married in my friend's back yard while she officiated
It's been a year and I still quote Ben,
"Today on SimplyMailLogical we got Bible and a Ballgag"😂
Kara Animates lmaoo
PLEASE TIME STAMP lol
Logan: Female With a Boys Name 21:26
@@amandarivera25 Thank you. Now I got it 😂
the comments are at 666
Stop pressuring them into getting married
Pressure them into taking a vacation
Best comment💯
That's gotta be "Ben Approved" !!!
Yes, tell them to take a week off and go somewhere tropical to have some fun while it’s cold af in Canada xD
Ben:See this person understands me..
Cristine:BEN!!!I NEED SOME TEA!!!
Ben:*Whispers*help me...
Apollo ikr lol
Pretty sure the reason they want u and Ben to get married is so we can appreciate the first ever holo wedding dress.
thsts my reason
Haha Yes. I wanna see a Holo wedding dress... I don't wanna be the first
910 Pusheen The Cat *BYEEENNN
Even tho i 12 i want that wedding with tea and holo
Omg, and a holo cake!
anyone just started binge watching cristine’s videos during quarantine?
Yes me
Was it that obvious?😂😭
Wait sorry who are you talking to?
Because I sure did find this and start watching this every day in quarantine
I've always been binge watching her
I was a fan before but I kinda forgot about her... until quarantine that is
"it would be illegal for me to agree" ben is lawful good dad
Yessss
Neutral Good ftw
“Bibles and Ball-gags” sounds like a Post Malone song lol
Ok... I'm laugh so hard at this that I can't breathe... 👏👏👏👏
beerbongs & bentleys? i only know bibles & ball gags
Tristan Reeves same lmao I Stan him hahaa
Id listen to that
I'm dying! 😂
I have so much respect for that fan that works as a 911 operator. I've heard some creepy 911 calls and I can't imagine being the one on the other end.
What time is it at?
7:33
I feel bad bc most hear the person calling getting shot or hurt. Just hearing someone scared or frantic makes me wanna cry let alone someone in a very scary situation
@Charming Billy or you know, they just have feelings 😊
I was The 665th like. Congrats
Theory: Ben was never actually in this video, Cristine just really carefully green-screened him in using the doll
A username is useless and Christine drags the doll everywhere, with a stock photo she found of a random guy and named it Ben. Ben doesn’t exist, he is simply a doll. If anyone has seen/met him irl then one of simply’s friends wore a really convincing mask
OMG AaAaA
@@melol9404 That's CLEARLY the only reasonable explanation! We've cracked it.
Iris Parker Simply doesn’t have any friends
@@ee-jm8uv ooh don't think I've ever gotten a thousand like on a comment before, I feel all powerful!
Someone's dad sitting at home going "Where's my Windows CD????" XD
@Gacha Life Star why
Eyyyyy I made it 1K
Xd
Cant believe how many likes this comment got, its just someone copying what was said in the video. Nothing witty or original.
@@kiwi1947 If you're triggered because someone's comment got likes (more than what I assume your own comment got) you need to get a life. People, please find his comment and like it. I typed it to show I found it funny and clearly other people found Ben's comment funny too. Calm yourself bruh.
I love how people freak out that Cristine and Ben aren’t married, but aren’t the least bit alarmed that Cristine bought a mannequin, painted its face green, and talked to it for probably an hour, pretending it was a bunch of different youtubers.
Draw And sing and we wonder why they’re not getting married
Draw And sing keeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttthhhhhh
Draw And sing an hour more like 1 week
KEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICCC
Ben getting that Donkey Kong DVD was everything. Hahahah
Love you so much you help me a lot
Oooh I didn't expect to see you hear when I was rewatching
Oh heck, I love your videos!
Hi jen
“My dad’s name is Ben and he attends to my needs”
Me: “note to self find a guy name Ben”
That's what ran through my head as I was rofl
Yesss
I think there’s an available one at troom troom
My brothers name is Ben and he is a pretty great guy.
@@Lucares Just saying Bens are good dudes.
"Today on simplymaillogical, we got a bible and a ball gag"
I can't. So funny!
Ikr
WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING THEM BALL GAGS?!
Idk
12 year olds man. Two kids in my ministry group talked about fuzzy handcuffs for an hour.
KittyKake 44 I mean. We don’t know what they are into.
@@LoveNeko64 that's because they probably saw it in a movie or on the internet.. Kids these days are able to see anything but don't understand the reality of it. Lol most think porn is realistic or drama shows.. sad expectations xd oh well.. they'll learn the hard way as they grow up. Not my problem
It was the neighbors. Apparently Cristine likes to scream BEYYN at all hours
Cristine: *gets hurt*
Cristine: *picks up her h💿l💿 bandages* It’S nOt A PrObLeM aNyMoRe
Best
Yessss
😂😂😂😂
Omg hahahaha
Oooooo
ben: *gets a book*
ben’s first instinct: let me hit my girlfriend with this
that would be mine too
A bible & 2 ball gags! I’m crying 🤣
are the ball gags a inside joke i missed or something? 😂😂😂
They should try to read the bible while being ball gagged lol.
@@pvic6959 We all missed that one lnao
im concerned for who ever sent them
What the f*ck was that all about
4:06 Cristine : I'm awkward on all types of floor.
Except maybe *holo floor*
Nope even more awkward😂
She would fully show her holosexuality and make everyone else awkward
I guess it's debAtable ❤
@@queermus Teabatable
**carpet
So like if the first ballgag has a return address, you may want to send them the bible..
OMG they should!!
Wtf(what the fudge) is a ball gag literly I am so confused
@@london4840 Oh, sweet summer child, you really don't want to know.
@@london4840 oh to be this innocent once more
I'm literally crying you poor baby
When you realise you're here in 2020, questioning your sanity; while still loving the video.
“I CAN’T FIND THE DISK!!!”
FIRST COMMENT ON YOUR COMMENT (what's wrong with me?)
WELL IM THE 1OOTH LIKE
💿this?
I have an IPod so you go to your emoji
Section ten the light bulb. And go to the left slowly looking for it.
"Dad you're not gonna find it its in Canada"
You made me laugh so hard I was crying about the Windows XP disc! I'm so glad that You Tube suggested your channel to me. You are hilarious.
“Dear customer we thank you for your order”
*”We dIdN’t OrDeR tHaT”*
I still can't get over how much Ben laughed at that one letter. I don't think I've seen him laugh more than at this little girl's doing 🤣🤣 not even at Christine's jokes.
which letter? what time?
Think Menchie was just still feeling down from being fat shamed at the dr's.
Pffthahahahaah
Nope Ninja pffhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaahhahahaha hahahaahhahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
Yea......
lol that windows disk... I lost it 😂😂😂😂
SAME IM currently dying from laughter
I was literally crying 😭😂
I'M CRYING WITH THE BALL GAG
no literally same
Omg, I lost it when she wrote there's nothing on it!
" a bible and a ball gag" omfG
jimindaisies love ur name and profile pic ❤️
Omg jimin 😍😍
AJEHDISMSD THEYRE LIKE THE OPPOSITE THINGS THO
They cancel each other out.
Alahna what if they actually bought the other one and didn’t realize it was in that mail pile😂😂
Honestly, cristine and Ben dont even need to get married, they’re already the mom and dad of UA-cam. Let’s be honest.
Along with Jenna and Julian 😂
Being married doesn't make you a mom/dad having a child does ( not hating or anything. Or I getting this comment wrong but...)
@@lillycolvin8641 ever heard of a joke?
Lilly Colvin they do have children, 7.5 million of them.
@@august-tw2cl did Christine birth them, did she asopt them?
10:52 this is literally the funniest conversation on UA-cam
my sides hurt I laughed so hard
i rewatched that ten times in a row and it’s still funny
Kat Williams same
Agreed! XD
i like ur profile pic :)
Just Effie ikr
PAINT SAFIYAS NAILS FOR HER WEDDING
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
YES YES YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSS💞
No I'm your mum
You’re a genius!!
this video is proof that ben is turning into cristine
Hi
True
man it's weird when they call out 12/13 year-olds and I'm sitting here laughing because i'm gonna be 18 in a few days
but i just now realised that i started watching her when i was 13 😶
Happy almost 19th birthday
Ben: do kids still like stickers?
Me (not a kid): yes
Stan monsta x uglies
HOL UP WHY DID I THINK THE MANNEQUIN WAS BEN WEARING A MASK AJAKSJAOAJKAKAJK
same
SAME HAHAHAHA
Almost too dark she should do that one video just to f$&@ with us 😂😂😂😂
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT AT FIRST
also hello Army
I think they should have a "wedding". An over dramatic, totally holo, wedding that's purely for a UA-cam video and has some of their UA-cam friends there. I don't think they need to go through all the paperwork to legalize them as a married couple but with her sense of humor and threadbanger as a few of their friends I think a wedding for a UA-cam video could be hilarious.
Ben could wear the dress x)
Yes, that would be so cool If they did
Savinzra yaaassss they could bring up Corrine and have her help Cristine make a holo wedding dress
Ben needs to be dressed as a banana
It would be them trolling the world
Love how caring ben is especially when he was like," who hurt you"
Do you know what this means? Everyone is going to send you ball gags from now on. And then one day someone is going to open a closet and 462 ball gags are going to fall out.
Daisy Cooper omg lol
Laughed so hard at this bc I know it's going to be the truth.
WILL IT WATER MARBLE???
Bethany Campbell 50 shades HOLO-er
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two ball gags and a bible under the tree!
🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol XD
Jenny VanderPas OH MY GOD 👏 that’s the best thing i’ve ever heard lmao
This is true beauty
OMFG the Windows XP...I was crying/laughing right along with you.
TheJanfu ben’s reaction killed me 😂😂😂
What does Ben say? I can't really understand! 😅
Me too i woke the whole house up i believe...😩😬😬😬
IKR! @@catiegrace7957
Ben: Windows XP ha ha ha
Cristine: But look how pretty it is. That’s fucking incredible.
Ben: You know like her Dads at home like 'I can’t find the fucking disc.' ha ha ha ha ha ha
Cristine: Her Dad and his tower computer…cause he refuses to upgrade to a Mac.
Ben: Her Dad’s name is Ben and 'he attends to my needs.’ ha ha ha ha Should we ship this back? Yeah I’m Betsy and I’m 12 yo. Yeah Ben, tea please. The CD has nothing on it. ha ha ha ha
Cristine: How does it have nothing on it? It’s clearly a Windows Xp cd. ha ha ha ha
Ben: See it does have something on it that someone other than you might need. ha ha ha ha I searched my room for everything HOLO.
Cristine: Thank you Betsy and I’m sorry to your Dad Ben.
@@sicka5255
I watched this a year ago when I didn't know what the hell a ballgag was but then life wasn't innocent
Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You've heard of panic at the Disco.... Now get ready for...... *Awkward on the carpet*
Do I see a fellow Army?
Fellow emo?
Omg that is the most mood thing I’ve ever read and you know bts? (Intended reference)
I died when they started laughing at 11:00 . I laughed all the way too. It's infectious!
Lisaaaaaa!
Same!!
BLINK🖤💗
me too!
Same😂
i am cryyyyying because the first ball gag was funny but the second omfg I’m weak
Ditto 😂😂
I’m dyin’ here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In retrospect marriage was actually really creepy, because one day someone decided that, I love you so much,,, I wanna get the governmemt involved so you can never legally leave me.
THIS!!!!
ROWA SPEAKING FACTS
I wonder if they lived long enough to see the creation of divorce. Lol
@@MoonMoonTM Oh my god you're right. Can you imagine?
Um, you are specifically talking about legal marriage certificates... the practice of marriage is much older than that. Marriage was traditionally used to; Make vows to your significant other in front of friends and family that you will remain faithful to each other in sickness and health, to move up in society by marrying up with a man of higher social status, to acquire a woman's dowry and land like a buisness merger, to create a peace contract between countries by sending princes or princesses to marry a king or queen
I have slowly watched Ben become cristine over the years. They are now the same person.
Jasmin Kelly dame!
Same * sorry (:
@@SaraNicoleYT I thought ypu misspelled dammmmnnnn!!
@@doubardelas3715 rip
@@jimbojimbus I'm sorry if that offended you in some way
I think lots of people will be telling you and Ben to get married because safiya and tyler are engaged now so have fun
I was just thinking that
Omg I am dying.....WHY THE BALLGAGS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bubbzy72 I think they are to make sure Ben shuts the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"dont use knife towards yourself"
cristine: used knife towards ben
I love Stray Kids!
@@seventeenandshinee5ever omg hiiii! ❤️
@@paul_ynomial Hii!! I wasn't sure if I was being too creepy lol!
"I'm very pretty, arent I?"
"It would be illegal for me to agree" 😂😂😂 only adults will understand what just happened there
Jesus Christ!!! 😂😂😂
Poetic Justice not just adults I get it too....😂😂
Poetic Justice i dont get it....
what
I'm an adult (20), and I don't understand. I didn't realize it was supposed to be a reference???
Two ball gags? Looks like you are both set for an interesting Christmas. 😂 😂
That damn troll "5 year old" XD
I watched this video when it was uploaded and I come back to watch it again just to hear Ben say "you know there's a dad somewhere going WHERE'S MY DISK?!?!?!" Cracks me up every time hahaha
Disc*
Beynnnn: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of Holo?
Cristine: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of me?
I WAS DEADDD AT THAT PART!🤣🤣
And he answered "yes"
Lily omg same XD
Yeah
“We don’t want a party cause we hate people” lol I died there
ARMYY
BTS lover ofc
Army
army! vkook
Elinuh Steenwijk VKOOK FOREVER!
Ben and Cristine in a large group of people
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RIP CRISTINE 2018-2018
Cristine*
Alicia Mackson it’s Cristine
Its Cristine
"My mommy says I have to say 5 swear words a day or no icecream"
Me:wtf who let me be a mom
It's you in an alternate universe
I am 12 and I accidentally said what the fuck in front of my grandma when my father randomly showed up and she told me I was grounded and my mum popped out of the other room and said “your my mum, not Alex’s, so shut the hell up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ben is becoming more comfortable on camera every video
Not one, but TWO ball-gags? What’s going on? Is that a reference to something???
Cate R oh no
@@user-og9zo9hz7j oh sweet summer child
Cate R I’m guessing you are a child? You know there is a age to be able to be on here 😂🤔👌🏻
Cate R google it, i’m not gonna be responsible for ruining your innocence xD
or maybe don’t
I love how Ben got jealous of a dummy and had to remove it and replace it.
10:52 I WAS SENT TO HEAVEN & CAME BACK. Omggg that had me laughing so hard
First reason for not getting married “there’s no tax benefits.”
@babygoaxxxtentacion fan oop-
First reason in a long list...unless apparently you have a Ben? 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Omg I sent the "treasure map" schematic quiz over a year ago... but I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
It was amazing!!
Wooooow you got featured!!!
You should do following a bob ross painting tutorial with nail polish
EDIT:thanks for so much likes❤️
don ross is another famous painter and he came to my school to show us how to paint
jaiden robbins sooooo lucky
she already did
After the question, “how much of your nail polish do you really use?” Got me thinking. What if you did a polish mountain with every color on your wall.
This is how safiya and Tyler’s engagement should have been
Safiya: why aren’t we married
Tyler: that’s not a problem
anymore
Safiya: okay
“I think it would be illegal for me to say yes.” 😂😂😂
Hey your name is my name without the ke :)))
Ben: This mail is getting weirder and weirder.
Pulls out a ball gag and puts it around his neck.
Mic drop.
Later ball gag#2 letter:Dear customer thank you for buying this product.
😅😅☕☕
Maybe Ben sent also first and trying to hint something
Alžběta Ponková LMAO
why does their tea look like soaked dirt water or something...? Just wondering.....
I was wondering that the whole time! I think it's cuz she puts milk in like herbal teas but idk 🤣
Well how else is it supposed to taste earthy....
A lot of herbal teas are fruity, from a Canadian obsessed with David's tea
Because they're drinking black tea. Black tea is dark brown or black colored.
I know it looks discustin
Please add Tax Return Teal to Ben's nail polish line
OMG I love it!! 😂😂
Y E S
I'm so uncomfortable for the two of them when they opened the ball gag.
Wolfie - Borks stay confused you innocent child. You'll be better off... I think
Wolfie - Borks yes, that is definitely the correct assumption 🙂
Olive Disney *cough* err yeah... definitely
Which one? 😂
@Wolfie - Borks Ball gags are for sex.
No one is going to say anything about Cristine drinking 730 cups of tea a year.Thats's 45 gallons of tea.If she started drinking 2 day at ten she has drank 912 gallons of tea
What’s a lot of math
Me no understand
wow simplymathlogicol over here hahahahaaa... PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!!!
ShippingAvaLance Dang that’s a lot of tea
That's assuming that every "cup" she drinks is a standard 8 oz's and not 12 or 16.
10:57 I don’t know why this is so funny to me. “I can’t find the f*cking disk!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Like Post Malone’s “beerbongs and bentleys” it’s Simplynaillogical’s album “ballgags and bibles”
HAHAHAHA
😂
😂
Omg I laughed so hard ty 😂😂😂🇨🇦
I think ben and Christine are trying to cover up the fact that ordered ball gags and it got mixed into the fan mail.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ben does seem to be naughty by the comments he sometimes makes on the videos...so I wouldn't be so surprised, but again, they could of just cut that from the recordings they did? It's not like this was a live mail opening.
maxie fuqua its Cristine not Christine
extracurricular activities! 😂
You spelt her name wrong!
For some reason, here in the US not really sure about Canada though, every one judges you poorly if you aren’t engaged after dating someone for two flippin years. I got ridiculed by family members, co-workers and random judgy people all the time. I once had a co-worker tell me that my now husband must not really love me or want me since we had been dating for six years and he hadn’t proposed yet.
My brothers told me to leave him because we weren’t engaged after the first year... 🤦🏻♀️ People are stupid, the reasons we got married are; health insurance, tax break for him and his parents said we couldn’t live together if we weren’t at least engaged (we did anyway, but he wasn’t super happy about upsetting them, fair).
Side note: we are high school sweet hearts, who the fuck can afford a wedding at 19? Or even 20? 🤷🏻♀️Started dating in 2008 and got married in 2017, happy we waited. Honestly, I would have spent the money we spent on our wedding on our house hands down. Would have been a much better use of it, but his family is very traditional so fine...
If you guys are happy the way you are that is all that matters, marriage literally does nothing to keep you together.
*Ahem* I realized that this could come off wrong. I love my husband, I just wish there wasn’t social pressure telling us what we HAD to marry and more of just letting us be together in our own way. I don’t view marriage as adding anything to our actual relationship, it just makes it easier for us in some aspects if we are. Those ways should already be available to us, but aren’t for some reason.
Frodin527 so much YES. Don’t have any desire to be married, have been with the boy for almost 4 years. We’ve built a very happy life together and if we ever get married it’ll be for something stupid and practical like health insurance benefits 😂
I just got engaged to my boyfriend after 6 and half years on 12/16/18...
I’ve been with my boyfriend for 10 years and we have an 8 year old son and no desire to get married in the near future. I don’t know why it’s so important to people that you get married if you’ve been together more than 2 years.
I read the whole thing!!!
Funny how a culture that pushes for marriage so fiercely also regularly complains (jokes?) about marriage being miserable.
I've been with you for 3 years, anyone else remember when she painted the car with nail polish
21:59 To all the annoying commenters who desperatly want them to marry: LISTEN AND LIVE WITH IT.
At least he's not wearing dad jeans 😂
Kid's dad: WHERES THE F***ING DISK?!
KID: uhhhh....it's in Canada.....🙄🤐😬
Sometimes I forget you guys are Canadian and just have health insurance, as an American I have to say that's one big reason people here get married. I think it's mostly American kids wondering why you aren't married since so many people here are for legal reasons (and love etc.) Props to you for not being pressured into an extravagant wedding (though imagine ben in a holo tux? just saying)
Right? I'm disabled and rely on my husband's job for health insurance because getting disability SSI/SSDI is nearly impossible. There are a lot of legal benefits to be married in the USA.
Saf is getting married threadbanger is married heyooooo
I wanted to marry my wife anyway, but yeah I do need me dem benefits
And kids you don't need an expensive wedding. I wore a thrift store dress and got married in my friend's back yard while she officiated
Lauren Brennan yes Ben WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A Tux like Christian just like about it ahhahahahahahs
5:10 Can we just appreciate that someone managed to find a card that has holo on it and says 'Nailed it!'
What are the odds of that...
This might be the best Simplymailogical...bible and ball gags 😂😂😂
ikr but the one with ben's forhead hickey almost killed me laughing
10:57 *_IM WHEEZING_*
Same!! 😂😂😂
Haha they be dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SweeTEA I must have watched it over at least 7 times and I'm crying😂😂😂
It literally almost killed me 😂😂💀
iM DYING OH MY GOD
“Today on simplymailogical, we got a bible and a ballgag.” 😂
NOT JUST ONE BUT TWO BALLGAGS
3:24 did Ben just say “eh” unironically??
it's a very helpful word, it's like yes >;(
Canadians do actually say "eh"
Canadians do actually say "eh"
This is the most I've seen your cat zyler in a video, he's so cute.😂 this video had me wheezing
4:43 ...the cat edits be having me deaddd 😭😭😭
*Today on SimplyMail Logical we got a bible and a ball gag.* - Ben
This wouldn’t be a video without Ben💖🙌🎉
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Alicia Mackson 👏👏👏
Exactly 😂🍌🍌🍌
Christina Eid yeaaaaasss it’s true
What about all the videos without Ben? Hmmm
Why am I watching in October 2019?😂
Kawaii IceCream same!!!
Same lol
Same
Kawaii IceCream same
Idk why?
I get the addiction bible because you make jokes about holo being drugs and getting the good stuff so that joke makes sense, but the ballgags?!?!?!?!
Keesha Fleming I mean she IS holoSEXUAL
Ben if you need help blink twice really fast and we’ll get there as soon as we can
Thank you so much for all the likes it’s the most I’ve ever got❤️
and mouth "iT'S nOt a pRobLem anYMoRe"
lorna walker lol
Yo
My gift to you is that I don't skip the ads on your videos. You're welcome.
Ben: "You okay Ronnie?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 DEAD!!
I enjoy these unboxing videos. *It means that we are supplying Menchie and Zyler with all the boxes they could ever want!*
I haven’t been to this channel in probably over 8 months and boy what have I been missing lol time to binge watch hahahaha
SAME
Ben and Cristine have such an adorable relationship. nothing is fake between them.
Ginny Rose 10:53 - 11:45 is my favorite moment. Seeing them laugh together its adorable ❤️
'Ireland or some tropical island'- two complete opposites 😂
"Menchie got fat shammed by the vet " literally me at the doctor's 🐸🐸🍵🍵🍵😂😂and if u read this tell BENNNNNNNN HE NEEDS TO GET U MORE TEA
not BENNNNNNNNN it is BEYYN THE WAY CRISTINE SAYS IT
@@jeslynkakani591 srry
@@macymcdermott4178 its okay
@@jeslynkakani591 lol
BEYNNN GET CRISTINE MORE TEA
why did they get TWO independent shippings of BALL GAGS
because "shut the fuck up ben"
You need to have a holo themed party with a holo dress & suit requirement.. i'd watch the heck outta that.... a mega collab could happen on this
I would die to see that holo dress omg
Don't let them in if they show up mistaking iridescent or unicorn skin for holo
purplefalls no way
"...giving a piece of them" 21:44
HUH?!
I thought the exact same thing 😂😂😭😭