The War Thunder Experience 2
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2020
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Engines get ripped off the plane.
"Sir, the engines are overheating"
hmm I guess it is
Entire Wing ripped off:
Game: "You have a hole in your right wing!"
*You got a hole in the left of your engine*
“I think you’re leaking something!”
Crashes into another plane.
Somebody: "Stall warning!!!"
"The engines are over heating sir!"
" Not if they're detached :)"
Ah, clever.
@@SquireComedy I serve the Squidonian empire :)
Yessssssssd
They could be detached... and overheating
@@SquireComedy sir I've spotted enemy german or possibly the red barron (meanwhile in a German trench hans are drunk nien i don't have unn schnapps sir ) what should we do sir
Games played: *YES*
y e s
Ha what a game it is it's about as bad as siege...😪
Dedication: Yes
Patience: Yes
The will to live after an avoidable crash : No
Yes
Yet another Matsimus sighting
It's over 9000
I love the bike bell noise with 162. Poor thing is trying it’s best.
I love you
First comment I’ve seen of yours that’s not at the top
The 162 pilot’s reaction to finally getting a kill hit me in the feels
I aced my 162 lol. Can't say this is a good endorsement of my mental state
His first kill!
And all it took was to bully the worst bomber in the game!
The amount of effort that goes into the adds alone is worth it's own video
Hahaha! Thanks Steve!
indeed!
Indeed!
indeed
Indeed
that "i want go back to tier 1" feeling as applicable in the greater manchester area as is it in war thunder
That made me chuckle.
Ah yes, I see your situation is similar to mine... :(
In Cambridgeshire we only have tier 2, which is annoying when it means you still can't meet people inside, even though its bloody cold.
I've said this SO many times...
@@davidlow8104 Yes it seems unnecessarily harsh considering it was snowing this morning and it's a fairly low infection rate area...
The good news is squash courts are back open so you don't have to exercise in the cold and snow... The bad part is you're apparently not even allowed to play with someone from your household.
Ah the kamikazi joke never gets old, just like kamikazi pilots
That is a oof & half
@@emilbt7588 that’s what the ships said
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
kamikaze
Tennoheikabanzai!!
As a dedicated B-17 player, I can say this is way to realistic
B17 should be more stronger to handle a single cannon bullet from a 109
@@jotarokujo4787 Minengeschoss go Pow.
As a b-25 bomber I don't know how to answer this or i don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
Same here.
War thunder should really start making the b-17s out of anything but toothpicks and glue
same
I often wonder what our neighbors must think, when they hear us screaming "Take that, you bosch bastard" out into the garden at the top of our lungs.
*Edit - I should mention that this video was meant to be filmed inside some real bombers, but lockdown saw to our museum escapades. So, the garden with a greenscreen it was. Also, I forgot to shout out the brilliant voice actors in this video. Go check out MikeGoesBoom and Rob (The Intrepid VA) below!
Mike: ua-cam.com/channels/MW6y4wDLyhD-vreGIRjwYw.html
Rob: www.artstation.com/theintrepid3dguy
Squire, I love your videos 😊. They make me so happy
Perhaps they're used to it by now.
Seems fairly normal accept we just curse less politely here in Texas
They would have thought: Did the wars really end?
You should make one more bfv video
_Bill never reminded the Skipper that there's a hole in the left and/or right wing._ 0/10
YOUR LEAKING SOMETHING
Yeah, that's a classic
the game said your leaking something and at that moment i was losing coolant oil from all 3 of my engines and fuel because i was missing the tip and engine of my wing. i was like no shit sherlock
“Are we still, yes then it’s just general flak”
-squire
Great bit
You ruined it.
General Flak o>
Plane: going down
Crew: where in the bloody hell is that damn Stuka I keep hearing?
twice! And me too didn't see one, once!
“Machine guns! - you mean machine gun.”
"How many of the team are left alive?"
"About half"
"Ah well we must be close..."
I see no fault with this perfect analysis
I disagree, usually it’s WAY less
Nah there is a fault, its that I see nobody on the sky except for them
Ground battles:
I play my vehicle, have a decent game, then die.
Oh, cool, match looks about even. Should be fine to bring out a plane and have some fun.
_Spawns plane_
_Reach the ground battlefield_
_Everyone on the team is now dead and lost all caps, all in the matter of a minute_
7:59 F for the HE162 pilot
Nah
I love how much fun they have with their love/hate relationship with this game.
After getting jets
"Take me back to tier 1, PLEASE!"
I felt that. I felt that so hard. lol
I miss tier 1 and 2. Shame there's nobody playing them anymore.
Well blame Vietnam for that
I'm in tier 3 and I want to go back
@@DarkPsychoMessiah Tier 3 and 4 are my personal favorites. You just need to find the right plane for you.
For me it's nimble fighters with medium speeds.
@@Caldera01 I personally like to go fast and light
"Get ready to open the Bomb bay doors."
*Opens the Bombay doors*
Hahaha!
Yes, yes, had me a laugh, too.
So that's what that joke was! I was wondering where the Indian music played into it
HEY nigel i hope you don't forget to put that 3 second fu.....
OK we acn't afford to do anymore misatkes
“This is literally going to take the rest of my life.”
Even when you die from old age or other natural causes you still wouldn’t have unlocked everything.
4:14 "Not when it dives at 200 knots."
I don't know why, but a squire video is always something special
Thanks mate, that's made me very happy.
You forgot space fires!
Its because he posts atleast only every month
Idk, probs the satire lmao
Because he’s British.
The He162's bicycle bell nearly killed me.
I was eating dinner and choked on my food after hearing that.
I hate how accurate this is..
I just made the goofiest laugh ive ever heard when he said “HOUSTON! WE GOT SPACE JAPS!” 😂😂😂
“Where are the guns”, famous last words
Aha! Proof you watched it the majority of the way through! Thanks mate!
8:00 is my favorite part
How to play bombers in War Thunder:
Step one: Don’t. Just don’t.
Step two: If you really insist on playing bombers, buy Ju-288
Step 2 : Never at low alt 5:09
@@mikkojk83 t18b-1 also works in a pinch
Especially not british ones.
It's not that bad, if the bombing points aren't close to the enemy airfield. Then their fighters usually meet the friendly fighters first. I've had some decent games in a Stirling that way
ITS THE ENGINEER OF Battlefield Friends! I FORGOT HIS NAME BUT I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE AAA 7:19 AAAAAAAAA!!!
7:50 idk why but his reaction is actually heartwarming (for me as a german)
"Help yourselves everybody, there's no fighter escort".
"It's like shooting rats in a barrel"
@@SquireComedy "never let me catch you doing a victory roll over my airfield again"
my best defense is really to just get so high, that they can't bother to climb up to me.
@@livethefuture2492 how? Whenever I play bomber everyone climbs above me somehow
@@livethefuture2492 And suddenly from above: Tennōheika BANZAI!
*Wings rip off*
"The engines sir! They're overheating!"
*Priorities*
I died at that part
“Take me back to tier one” MOOD
"Where are its guns?" Me getting the Arado 234 b-2
I don't want to spoil the gag, for obvious reasons, but that bomb-related musical joke was just splendid.
Hahaha! Thanks mate!
What did the british police say when he saw three holes in the ground?
"Well well well, what do we ave ere"
Hope you got it squire.
The Bombay door.
Or this day they called it the Mumbai door.
@@AdenUnavailable THat joke is so bad its good
I still hate you though
@@chuckbuck5002 look at his name
That perfect inflection of astonished disbelief then shift to glee and then later the tearful joy at the kill made this for me. Props to whoever did the german voice acting.
Mikegoesboom! Give him a UA-cam search!
I knew the German sounded like him
3:40 "Oh my god! Help! Help! Hello team, I am requesting assistance" sums up bomber gameplay perfectly
7:00 ground control to major tom...
Love the part at 6:47
Where the co-pilot slowly proceeds to put the Webley into mouth
In mind: one pull and end all the suffering
A german kommandant will do that
Bill: **choking Squire just to get his wallet**
The audience: "oooohh, kinky."
Wait a minute
@@TheCookie69 name checks out
@@scripe1957 yes
Squire: I've got us a sponsorship, and to advertise it you'll just need to cavort shirtless in the woods and pretend to be Gollum!
Bill: Couldnt I just start an onlyfans?
2:45 pure genius
pilot: gets ripped to shreds by 20 and 37mm aa cannons
war thunder: pilot knocked unconscious
*"unconscious."*
I disagree.
One would get ripped to shreds by anything in between 7.92 mm and 20mm.
From 20mm and up, your seperate bodyparts would be starting their own franchise.
Well I am fairly certain someone hit by a 37mm is usually not concious anymore. Among other things...
There hard nuts ey, those pilots
@RE K You know what 88 stands for?
When Squire uploaded a video
Me on my online classes: **Just left the meeting**
Yes
Hahah! These videos are plenty educational. I promise.
@@SquireComedy Yesssss. Probably
@@SquireComedy Yessss. Most definitely.
i just leave the World of Tanks blitz
"Watch out for low flying trees" 5:09 ;P
6:47
brilliant power play by the captain
only thwarted by his slightly more sensible co-pilot!
That "Bomb bay doors" joke is underrated.
Cracked me up too 🤣
what is that about, haven't really played bombers that much...
@@livethefuture2492 ; Bomb bay -> Bombay, is joke.
@@livethefuture2492 Bombay is (was?) the name of a city in India, hence the Indian music
@@MrUoutthere Its still a city, just with the name Mumbai now....
Last time I was this early, the Sudetenland was still free.
Oof
Dude!
Last time I was this early, Porsche still made tanks
Last time I was this early Neville Chamberlain wasn't known as a colossal failure.
ROFL
@@owenjones9782 In Roman times?
-"So... how many games did you play?"
Squire: "It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!"
hahahahaha 7:40 Not gonna lie, I Genuinely laughed out loud at this part! HAHAHAHA
My plane: Burning down in flames while flatspinning and slowly falling down to the ground.
WarThunder: Check your oil, I think you're leaking!
It is kinda leaking
*Y O U V E G O T A H O L E I N Y O U R L E F T W I N G*
@@Guy.WhoAsked While your wing is already miles away from the plane
Good old smolspite
@@joshuaolejasz9590 Smolspite never fails! ;)
So.... Literally no matter where you are there is always a Japanese Kamikaze
Yup,sometimes in a licence built F4 Phantom clone...
@@SonsOfLorgar even scarey then
As long as your playing as U.S there always be an WWII Japanese fighter boutta swift manuever your ass, despite it being the 1970s
Plane: totally destroyed and on fire
Virtual Instructor: "Check your oil pression I think you're leaking"
The B29 Pilot sounds like Mr. Torgue. So perfectly fitting for an american.
When you activated the auto pilot you actually activated the crash into a random mountain mode.
It's been a long time since I've turned the autopilot to "keep direction" from "proceed at a slight climb".
Are you guys flying at treetop level or something?
@@vaclav_fejt HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!
@@ammarokla7217 Settings - Main Settings - Air Battles Settings - Autopilot (off)
"help, team I need assistance"
team: I decided on supporting him
*and then i decided not to*
Bloody typical.
@@SquireComedy
ahh... War Thunder!
"good games in the wellington" LMAO
Squire seems to have been raised entirely on old war films, Time Team and Blackadder 👌 That's parenting done right!
The plane is set on fire to keep the tea warm. How kind of the Germans!
"80% of the enemy team wont give up their 2000m altitude advantage over our planes just to kill one bomber will they?"
Famous last words
They will, thats the point of it after all
7:23 that can still fly
Video: *Bomber Crashes*
Video Ad Interrupts at the moment it crashes: "Save Money, Live Better, Walmart"
And
Mustache: "Uh, Nigel, you did remember to put a 3 second fuse on those bombs right?"
Video: *The second you hear the hit marker noise*
Ad: "Save Money, Live Better, Walmart"
3:35 perfect place to quote finding nemo. "MINE, MINE, MINE"
You forgot to mention when you finally drop your 5000kg 1 meter away from a tank “HIT”
I've put HE shells from the P.108A's 102mm cannon next to artillery and didn't even get that.
@@Eman-720 the bombs and shells must have been made in China
Ok but why was Bill's gollum impression unironically really good
Churchill “we will bomb Berlin” squire “how about some farms”
Of all the things making me laugh in this video, Bill's 1 oven mitt is for some reason making me laugh the hardest.
I'll let him know, mate. :)
What is the joke with the oven mitt?
When the german said "this is too easy" he actually said it was "child's play"
Kinderspiele mein Freund
@@luomodiroiano6829 exacly
*Plane gets cut in half by cannon fire*
"YOUR LEFT WING!"
The loading screen kills me more than low altitude 😂
Shouts out to gaijin for inadvertently upping squires production quality with new power update
They've done us a solid!
7:15
Petition to make a full version?
games played: OVER *9000*!!!!
"You've got a hole in your right wing"
"Come on, Almost There" Killed me.
I couldn’t stop laughing at this!!! It’s hilarious!!!!!
Thanks, Ethan. Cheers for watching!
@@SquireComedy ;)
4:09 “your not gonna believe this skipper but our engines... are over heating 😂😂😂😂
OK open up the Bombay doors. "funky music engaged"
This video in short: Bombers are Suffering.
We need dedicated escorts for bombers. Long-Range Fighter Escort squadron:
warthunder.com/en/community/claninfo/Long-Range%20Fighter%20Escort
High-alt bombers, maybe, but I've had tons of fun in attackers that use the forward spawn point at low alt.
The British accent and moustache made my day ! It shows his patriotism.
English accent you mean. If you would have heard fellow Scots, your first question's going to be - what part of hell did they just come from?
@@felissilvestris4861 Lmao, technically though he is not wrong, they do have British accents but more specifically English ones. Yees.
@Рамис Карама That is tue but how many times Russia has been sucesfully raided/conquered? Poles (got to Moscow), Swedes in 1700s? Napolleon? But that's only recent centuries and they did not get to far into Russia - and they did not stay there for long so not much impact on the language. England and most if european countries had their population mixed with every another invader every so often. Thus bringing new words into language and also even if trying to learn/speak the language of autochtons it would had sounded different as they were used to other language and different accents etc.
@Рамис Карама Ofc don't think only one ethinicity lives in whole Russia. But for accents you have to get some conditions met no matter the number of ethnicities. It they are coopearing for very long period of time with no intend of replacing neighbouring civilisation with their own it's easier to unify the language in that area. Also russian model of power was slightly different that western europe for centuries.
I have been learning russian in my youth and been in your country quite few times. I actually appreciate everyone speaking in the same manner. No matter if that was St Petersburg, Novosibirsk or Irkutsk. OK bit of exaggeration - there are small differences but not life changing.
In here, in my country i know a guy coming from a village less than 20 miles from my place, and most of his converations start with other people blinking their eyes few times with a following 'What now??' :)
@6:07 Uh hum....they're now called Mumbai doors. 😃
The banzai part is so hilarious, and satisfying, for an Asian like me
7:45 When you expect this war to be like the last one but you hear Panzerlied blasting from the Ardennes
"Games Played: Over 9000"
And you're still flying a bomber? You're either extremely dedicated or exceedingly foolish.
Dunno which.
Is there a difference?
Foolishly Dedicated I must say
Hey! The BV 238 would like to talk with you.
And than there's the one armed masochist that's fmt3 with +20.000 matches in the B-29, 20.000 with the Tu-4 & 7000 in the Ju-288....
I play bomber because I suck at flying fighter and my crew aren’t experienced enough to sustain high g turns
They should honestly add split screen or 2 player vehicles, like a backseat gunner in a bomber or one person drives the tank while the other fires the guns.
“Skipper our engines are overheating”
Me: THEN LET GO OF THE THROTTLE!
7:45 I don’t know why, but that’s the greatest face I have ever scene that face screams I’m a war thunder pilot
It should be a WT profile picture
"The engines sir they''re over heating!" What he should have said was "The wings sire they are non existent!"
Nah, that’s 100% a “you’ve got a hole in your right wing!” Moment
@@MrCoolguy425 seems about right
Laughed to tears. As usual, keep it up folks!
Glad to hear it! Thanks mate!
Pure gold as usual.
Wish Gaijin would put as much love into bombers as you guys put into the sponsor section.
That Bombay joke was so bad it looped back around to being good again
I hate having to wait so long for these (But I know why it takes so long) but it's so fun to watch these
Cheers Fred!
I was gone for 4 years and first time i played i get Sir UK in recommended. Im happy!!!
This is actually the life story of Squire.
that ending ad might be the best ad ive ever seen and ive seen most of the internet historians ads
The B29 was so accurate lmao.
If only you could us that one David Bowie song that goes, “ground control to major Tom”
3:40 had me laughing out loud. So funny:-)
"Ah, so we're busting a dam?"
Nice Dam Buster reference
bill: “MY PRECIOUS!”
9:46 That was one of the best Gollum impressions I have ever seen nice job Steve
Also the video sure is more accurate than my artillery in war thunder
The first clip there at 1:13 he seemed to do a bit of damage to the 109 before losing his wing. If you pause at the right moment you can see that is leaking oil
He's still wearing the oven mitt! "The engines are overheating!" Good thing you got the oven mitt!