“Nigel” “Yes?” “Boil the kettle” “Why?” “Squire just uploaded ‘The War Thunder Experience 3’, and I want some tea to drink whilst I enjoy the video” “Roger that!”
“You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!” Ah yes, where would we be without that film, you know, the one Robert Shaw was in.... “taka, taka taka taka taka!”
Swedish airplanes are.... quite Swedish I'd say. They have excellent firepower, moderate maneuverability, relatively fast, but their bombers are beyond rubbish. Deeper into the tree you don't even get bombs anymore, only rockets. Oh, and more importantly, they have 3 premium Finnish planes. Not sure how to feel about having to fly Swedish planes together with my Finnish ones, but I'll take what I can get.
@@Caldera01 I still find it odd why add Sweden into the game like this. They didn't fight in any of the two wars. Yea they have a lot of unique vehicles but why not add a minor axis and a minor allied tree before a Swedish tree?
@@alinalexandru2466 Swedish tree IS a minor axis ally tree. IMO they should just rename the tree as a Nordic tree. I believe they added Sweden not because of any major wars, but more because of their modern output of planes. Afterall, the Swedes are flying up there with the other big names, Eurofighters and F-32's. Meanwhile Finland adds the interest of war participation, so it really should be a Nordic tree rather than a Swedish specific tree. Just happens that Sweden is the only Nordic nation manufacturing and designing their own planes.
@@Caldera01 yeah, that would make sense. Are Finish planes in the regular tree as well? Because I remember them only doing other nations planes only as premiums.
6:46 No, that brings back bad memories of me trying to land when I was still new and I see 'asymmetric flap extension' and before I can figure out what that means my plane spirals into the ground
That world of warplanes joke hit too close to home. I used to (and sometimes still do) play that game. The most people ive had in a server is about 4 on each team.
"Landing ain't easy," yes especially when you are using a biplane and for some reason your wheels magnetize to the floor like the road vehicles in the Ghost Recon Wildlands Beta, whether or not this is just an arcade issue I wouldn't know.
I cracked up when PhlyDaily "crashed". When I was playing my tempest mk2 stock I ended up in a game with Phly on my team and he became an impromptu battering ram while we were doubleteaming some poor bastard.
Ah, yes. Air forces. Where everyone complains that the Yak is overpowered, so I try it, and every single time, it is like I am firing sparkle-rounds from the cannon. As in, sparkles is all it produces on impact.
@@FilmTheAntR11 Wouldnt be able to tell you. Havent played air battles in years. Every year or so, the urge to play again gets strong enough to reinstall the game, and every single time, within a week I go "Ah, i remember now" and delete it again.
Man, I can't stop watching these videos XDDDD. As a person who has been playing War thunder for 8 years, I find these videos so relevant and fancy. Great job SQUIRE.
8:20 Well that sums up most of my experiences in game, Yeah Australian internet is hellish to use. As example out of 78 deaths in a certain aircraft 64 were to the finest Australian internet, Yeah I sucks I actually counted my deaths to this terrible internet...
I loved that bit with the Australian and French planes. As an Australian I have had a ping spike to 999 with 45% packet loss in wt and it made me crash into the ground just like that
I remember when I first got Warthunder I knew nothing about playing, got in a match and after some games got frustrated being killed. I was using a do 217 and trying to turn fight Japanese planes lmao It got to about rank 5 before I was reflexively memorising turn time and other characteristics of every single plane and could win regularly.
The first one is why I gave up on air. Space climbing in a spitfire leaves you alone in the upper atmosphere with zeros. Another depressingly accurate War Thunder experience.
True Fact, THIS is the only channel i stay around to watch the ads :D You guys crack me up every vid, Keep them coming guys, maybe one day ill see you in game!
I must say, the delivery on that “oh shit!” was Oscar worthy, it really immersed me. Felt like I was gallivanting about in China in a Hurricane myself.
Been a couple years since playing War Thunder and I must say too much of this is too true: the wait times, the vultures attacking low bombers, stealing kills, getting assists because of kill stealers, having "a whole in your left wing", the matchmaking, and especially the grind (dear god why must I remember), all of it culminates to the realization that the most fun you had in the game were the earlier tiers where epic dogfights transpired, wait times were a couple minutes at worst, and maps were smaller leading to quicker action and less UFO climbers....good times, good times
(Day 2 of playing war thunder) skipper: Jesus I cant get one kill. (1 year later) skipper: are you kidding you son of a b!|ۤ that was meant to be my kill. (10 years later) skipper: ya my first kill.
Only difference from reality I found was where you seemed to be getting ok at BR1.0 planes and actually shooting some enemies down occasionally and being bumped from the beginner matches once you hit BR1.3 and being absolutely annihilated by people with 10,000 hours in game.
The first one hits too hard XD 4:17 that hits too hard on the nose.... 6:06 that hits hard too.... 9:46 *Looks at my poor Attacker FB1* Brilliant work mate and also speaking of premiums, anyone here interested in the Sea Vixen in the next update?
that "over" joke had me laughing louder than my neighbours appreciated EDIT nvm there's more perfect jokes than in the british political landscape, one of my favourite vids already
The bombers are either at tree top level, or you need a Saturn V Rocket to reach them because they decided they want to go past jupiter on their way to the target
"Are you sure? I thought that was dirt on my screen" - War Thunder, the best screen cleanliness benchmark program
So true. "Two bogeys high! No its only fly shit. Maybe i need to clean again."
Yeah I went after a small little bug
"Oh, my screen is dirty. wait, why is the dirt gets bigge-"
Every time I play War Thunder, I crash and burn, but my screen is now clean.
Havent played il2 BoS/GB I guess...
2:13 Hey look mum I'm on TV, right there in the bottom right :D
Wow! I’m so proud of you son. I knew ya’d make it!
I didn’t think there were any famous Armenians, you must be the first
Hello iron 3rd comment
I saw phlydaily too
And your school called me AND your grades are shit
*crashes*
“You have a hole in your left wing”
Best part of the whole video
We got crucified in the last experience, for not mentioning it.
You have a hole in your right wing!
@@SquireComedy next experience video, please do thoroughbred ground strike aircraft I hear the brand new Blackburn Firebrand is excellent
Over
@@evepayler1461 over
"Sir, my engine it's overheating."
Relatable
*spitfire in realistic battles*
@@Adam-ui9qj basically every plane now
thats why always bring a backup set of iced tea during cruising altitudes
@@Adam-ui9qj speak for yourself I fly a bearcat I never overheat it is divine American engineering
@@spartanx9293 speak for yourself I fly with mec so nothing is overheating until I am forgetting about it
"Looks like the game is over"
"The game is what? Over?"
Has the same energy as "We're clear for clearance, Clarence" from Airplane!
"Roger, roger!"
What’s our vector victor?
Surely you can't be serious
@@adamlopez5060 surely I can Shirley
More like Stewie from Family Guy
It’s already accurate, also I love how phlydaily is the one who crashes first
Ah, here's the comment I was looking for. Good chap!
Then every other UA-cam after pure gold
Didn't notice Phly, but MikeGoesBoom crashed last.
Probably because phly is about as good as somebody with 100 battles total.
Bruh
“Nigel”
“Yes?”
“Boil the kettle”
“Why?”
“Squire just uploaded ‘The War Thunder Experience 3’, and I want some tea to drink whilst I enjoy the video”
“Roger that!”
‘D’ya want some biscuits to go with yer tea sir?
@@goaway4240 Don’t mind if if do mate
@@Slicelikeice Digestives sir?
@@goaway4240 that would be most agreeable, but how about a rich tea?
i got my kettle full of coffee for this, yes
B-17, the best sleeping pill dispenser in the entire world.
a 12,7 mm pill delivered at 890 m/s speed directly to your head, guaranteed to give you an instant sleep.
@@davidriadi7999 instant and permanent
@@davidriadi7999 yep, shame that mk108's doesnt do the same effect becuase of hitreg
@@davidriadi7999 it certainly gives you some fast relief
Rip PhlyDaily, Mikegoesboom, IronArmenian and all the crew
Rip
And dollar ... _Betty_
phlydaily? he still posts right?
ohh haha you mean the crashing part
and dollarplays (I think he was supposed to be _Betty_)
R.i.p Phlydaily
He crashed in his JU-87 in weird circumstances
rip dollarplays (_betty_)
@@roundstairs2252 Given how quick one after the other fell, I'll assume Betty and Phly tried highfiving.
@@Xukti yes
Ah yes the famous book “Mein Easy Time”
Underrated line
Penguin are very interested.
Hopefully It'll be stocked at all good book shops soon.
Squire hopefully so!
8:12 I like how the french plane has a baguette as a steering stick
Seems perfectly fine to me
And then he surrenders and bails out
The French surrender jokes. Can they make anything original?
Anything original? Non!
I don't know what this bread looking thing is but please don't call it a baguette!
I saw this notification and I'm like "yes indeed, jolly good"
Glad to see I'm making a difference.
@@SquireComedy I do enjoy watching your videos, very much so. Keep up the good work! :)
"When this game is over--"
"I'm sorry, this game is what? Over?"
Ah yes, British WWII version of Abbot and Castella's: "Who's on First?"
"Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?"
"We're going down!"
Wait, if he's an Australian, shouldn't he actually be going up though? XD
no...just no
Everyone knows Australia doesn't exist.
@@1wordtroll what's Australia? Sounds like a brand of tampon or something.
...
yeah, this is big brain time
Being a war thunder pilot myself I can tell you this is very true and accurate, one again squire you cease to bore me. Well done old chap
“You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!” Ah yes, where would we be without that film, you know, the one Robert Shaw was in.... “taka, taka taka taka taka!”
"Skipper hates Jerries'"
"Oh god, just don't fly near anything American" painfully accurate to the point it hurts
omg I remember
Good advice in general.
I don't get it, why?
they team kill? they crash?
@@blue_nina_1524 it was an Arabian air force decal
@@meinjunge2605 iranian**
4:25 that was the most energetic "Oh, Shit!" I've ever heard. Another great production chaps!!
"You see the Germans, the Japanese and the Swedish"
And the who? Oh, right Sweden is a thing in War Thunder now, haven't played the game in ages.
Swedish airplanes are.... quite Swedish I'd say.
They have excellent firepower, moderate maneuverability, relatively fast, but their bombers are beyond rubbish. Deeper into the tree you don't even get bombs anymore, only rockets.
Oh, and more importantly, they have 3 premium Finnish planes. Not sure how to feel about having to fly Swedish planes together with my Finnish ones, but I'll take what I can get.
@@Caldera01 I still find it odd why add Sweden into the game like this. They didn't fight in any of the two wars. Yea they have a lot of unique vehicles but why not add a minor axis and a minor allied tree before a Swedish tree?
@@alinalexandru2466 Swedish tree IS a minor axis ally tree. IMO they should just rename the tree as a Nordic tree.
I believe they added Sweden not because of any major wars, but more because of their modern output of planes. Afterall, the Swedes are flying up there with the other big names, Eurofighters and F-32's.
Meanwhile Finland adds the interest of war participation, so it really should be a Nordic tree rather than a Swedish specific tree. Just happens that Sweden is the only Nordic nation manufacturing and designing their own planes.
@@Caldera01 yeah, that would make sense. Are Finish planes in the regular tree as well? Because I remember them only doing other nations planes only as premiums.
@@alinalexandru2466 No, only premiums, for now at least.
The Australian packet loss bit hit too close to home 😂😂
As a new zealander I feel your pain, except our wifi is run of sheep so it's even worse over here.
"Look, An Arab Roundell" "oh my god, Just dont fly near anything American!!!"" Classic :D
It’s not even Arab
@@freshfrozen3035 Thats the joke...
"There's a hole in your left wing"
Most relateable quote on the planet
6:50
6:46 No, that brings back bad memories of me trying to land when I was still new and I see 'asymmetric flap extension' and before I can figure out what that means my plane spirals into the ground
The part with the "The mission is OVER-"
Is just humor pulled straight from the movie Airplane.
Do you know our vector, victor?
*humour
School, my only distraction from warthunder has just ended.
*I PLEGE MY LIFE TO THEE O MIGHTY SNAIL*
That world of warplanes joke hit too close to home. I used to (and sometimes still do) play that game. The most people ive had in a server is about 4 on each team.
It baffles me why they haven't turned it into mobile game? There it would at least have market niche and audience.
Well wot has a playerbase of 1200 per day while war thunder has 24000 per day
@@poland5606 WoT has 1200 players per day? What? You do realize we all can see the stats, right? More like 30-60 thousand per server, lol:D
its almost like they aren't trained pilots in a "realistic enough" combat environment.
The burn directed at 'World of Warplanes '... "Where is everybody?"
Harsh. But true. 😆
You know things are gonna get intense when the main characters stars aggressively shaking while pulling their stick
This is what we needed
Didnt expect another one, but certainly not disappointed
☕️
A spot of tea in gratitude to you good sir!!
4:24
“Pull up!”
“Oh shit!”
Why did I laugh so hard at this?? 😂
Me too. It's bizarrely chuckleworthy
"look, an Arab roundel"
"just don't fly near anything American"
edit: it's at 5:38
Iranian**
'Its British and boxy' litteraly a description of every British tank ever
Lol
And highly riveted
The Harrier let's you play Ace Combat whilst everyone else is stuck in War Thunder
At that point you may as well play Ace Combat. It's actually fun...
"Landing ain't easy," yes especially when you are using a biplane and for some reason your wheels magnetize to the floor like the road vehicles in the Ghost Recon Wildlands Beta, whether or not this is just an arcade issue I wouldn't know.
That O-shit and his face at 4:24 is the best.
I cracked up when PhlyDaily "crashed". When I was playing my tempest mk2 stock I ended up in a game with Phly on my team and he became an impromptu battering ram while we were doubleteaming some poor bastard.
Ah, yes. Air forces. Where everyone complains that the Yak is overpowered, so I try it, and every single time, it is like I am firing sparkle-rounds from the cannon. As in, sparkles is all it produces on impact.
What belt are you using? I find that the air belts on the cannons just spark while the AP belts rip planes in half in one hit
@@FilmTheAntR11 Wouldnt be able to tell you. Havent played air battles in years.
Every year or so, the urge to play again gets strong enough to reinstall the game, and every single time, within a week I go "Ah, i remember now" and delete it again.
@@nazamroth8427 understandable
@@nazamroth8427 even I can't stand more than 3 air battle at a time, which is a damn shame as I love aviation
What Yak? Jakovlev is a company, so what you're refering to could be anything from a Yak-1, to a Yak-38.
Support them on patreon... that way they can afford coolant and stop those engines from overheating
"Oh btw my engines overhea-" *cuts to him with a pillow* 😂
😂😂
Oh you've been knocked out by the way my engine's overhe-
2:54 when that random bf-109 crashed into the ground, I felt that
Man, I can't stop watching these videos XDDDD. As a person who has been playing War thunder for 8 years, I find these videos so relevant and fancy. Great job SQUIRE.
Thanks, Yusif.
What
8:20 Well that sums up most of my experiences in game, Yeah Australian internet is hellish to use.
As example out of 78 deaths in a certain aircraft 64 were to the finest Australian internet, Yeah I sucks I actually counted my deaths to this terrible internet...
2:14 I guess that’s why dollar prefers ground lol
I loved that bit with the Australian and French planes. As an Australian I have had a ping spike to 999 with 45% packet loss in wt and it made me crash into the ground just like that
Wait, its an Australian plane? I just thought he was doing the accent cause he was upside down lmao
@@EagleVenomUK yes the boomerang was an Australian plane. All Australian vehicles are found in the British tech trees in wt but it was Australian.
6:47 relatable, this has happened to me three times now
Seeing you do War Thunder always makes me nostalgic for your early work dear chap.
Agreed
I remember when I first got Warthunder I knew nothing about playing, got in a match and after some games got frustrated being killed.
I was using a do 217 and trying to turn fight Japanese planes lmao
It got to about rank 5 before I was reflexively memorising turn time and other characteristics of every single plane and could win regularly.
“Games played: yes”
😂
"What here in Shanghai?" "Gesundheit!"
WWII history and War Thunder war logics are accurate
Squire: Lets say our experience of wwii war
"Financialy Invested" shit that got me good. Proof I'm in too deep at this point
Theres a bogey high lets go get him! "i thought that was a smudge on my screen" thanks to war thunder i keep the cleanest screen ever XD
I was drinking water and you said “Pull up!, Oh Sh#t!” Snd i chocked on my water because it was so funny😂
Yes! Finally, one of my favourite series on this channel
The first one is why I gave up on air. Space climbing in a spitfire leaves you alone in the upper atmosphere with zeros.
Another depressingly accurate War Thunder experience.
True Fact, THIS is the only channel i stay around to watch the ads :D
You guys crack me up every vid, Keep them coming guys, maybe one day ill see you in game!
Thanks Keith, that means a lot!
That "over" joke had no right to be that funny to me lmao
I must say, the delivery on that “oh shit!” was Oscar worthy, it really immersed me. Felt like I was gallivanting about in China in a Hurricane myself.
"you've got a hole in your left wing" had me dying bro💀💀
AHH, I Surrender. LMAO XDDDD
Every warthunder player: the grind is getting to me!
I died at "Some French Crap" crashing.
Been a couple years since playing War Thunder and I must say too much of this is too true: the wait times, the vultures attacking low bombers, stealing kills, getting assists because of kill stealers, having "a whole in your left wing", the matchmaking, and especially the grind (dear god why must I remember), all of it culminates to the realization that the most fun you had in the game were the earlier tiers where epic dogfights transpired, wait times were a couple minutes at worst, and maps were smaller leading to quicker action and less UFO climbers....good times, good times
Legends say his engine is STILL, over heating.
2:08 "Phlydaily crashed" lol
Just another day in War Thunder
5:15 best part HAHHA
A English man eating a hotdog that’s the most unrealistic thing in war thunder 0:07
You forgot the part where the whole team decided to pancake after taking off
no what's funnier is the bicycle noises in the jets
Squire videos are always worth the wait!
I love the fact that you used dollarplay's warthunder's username, i love this attention to details
Games played:2000
My mental health: Insanity.
The skipper is me everytime I play as a fighter
Ah yes "Premium Thunder"I also love how you chaps plug the sponsors in, so creative yes quite ♥
(Day 2 of playing war thunder) skipper: Jesus I cant get one kill. (1 year later) skipper: are you kidding you son of a b!|ۤ that was meant to be my kill. (10 years later) skipper: ya my first kill.
Only difference from reality I found was where you seemed to be getting ok at BR1.0 planes and actually shooting some enemies down occasionally and being bumped from the beginner matches once you hit BR1.3 and being absolutely annihilated by people with 10,000 hours in game.
As an Australian squire has captured my experience perfectly
I learned one thing and one thing only, his engine overheated
"Stuck in? Sounds a bit rude!"
this is exactly why i ragequit wt lmao, teammates chasing low level bombers and me going up against most
fighters :(
The first one hits too hard XD
4:17 that hits too hard on the nose....
6:06 that hits hard too....
9:46 *Looks at my poor Attacker FB1*
Brilliant work mate and also speaking of premiums, anyone here interested in the Sea Vixen in the next update?
only thing missing is Squire saying ''going up'' when flying the australian Boomerang towards the ground.
The sneezing joke got me!
As a former WT planes main, this was excruciatingly entertaining!
Love the historical accuracy of the RAF parachute-telephones! Also, don't think I didn't noticed those smashing life jackets, patreon at work!
Hahaha! Quite right, sir.
@@SquireComedy Consider me officially star-struck. Long live the Squidonian Empire :) Cheers good sir!
The b-17 is accurate, it’s got so many guns on the back it’s insane
And the fact many pilots got put to sleep by it.
9:16 that glare to the camera just tells me that was his 12th take n he almost lost it 😂😂😂
Currently watching while side climbing 😂
Brilliant.
6:50 thats about right for a spitfire, too many times ive done that
that "over" joke had me laughing louder than my neighbours appreciated
EDIT
nvm there's more perfect jokes than in the british political landscape, one of my favourite vids already
The pirates of the Caribbean reference got me
Squire as your almost cult like follower i simply must request another sunderland mkv video it was absolutely smashing!
Haha! I'll have a think. Thanks for the cultish following.
Yeees
Yeees
Suuuuuuunnnnnderrrlannnnnnnnd
MMMMMAAARRRRRKKKKK FFFFFIIIIVVVVEEEE
The bombers are either at tree top level, or you need a Saturn V Rocket to reach them because they decided they want to go past jupiter on their way to the target
Got to love war thunders """realism""".
it's always risky being an australian pilot, if you eject then you parachute up straight into the sun
For a day this is good
All of this is so very, very relatable. I'm laughing through my tears. No, no, only the tears are real.
Haha, thanks James.