MSSP - An Observation Of Foreign Cultures, By Matt And Shane
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 68 85 41 43
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Please respect this peer reviewed study by Matt and Shane, foreword by Gerbies
If it isnt queer reviewed then we arent slay queening
Hey Peepop I'm sure you've been made aware of the channel ripping off your videos, just flagging just in case. I can't report the Fat Trickster but maybe you can do something. Thanks for all your effort x
14: 15:07
Whoever photoshops this shit a goat. Got Shane Jong Un on point 😂🔥
Agreed! And MedicineManMatt is a wiener also!
@@ElkinsEric Saddam Husshane is pretty wicked
@@bdbdkdfotbrveiw lmao good one
@@bdbdkdfotbrveiwO’Gillis Bin Ladin himself!
@@jgray1831 O'shanea bin laden*
“Egypts pretty chill”
“Egypt isn’t chill at all”
Zero chill
They actually advise you to bring extra money when you go to egypt because you Will need to bribe, and you Will be robbed
Especially for women like damn what happened to that Dutch reporter? 70 guys? That’s fucked
I remember the Arab Spring... Good times.
@@Whystling_Byrd man, those times still half on the go lol
Shane describing his arab brother in law as "nomadic" is just beautiful
I said that out loud to myself, one second before he said it on the pod, haha. So I’m basically just as funny as Shane it what I’m saying
Ooof, coal burning sister 😂
@@BikingVikingHH isn't that for black people?
@@Naltddesha aaa as w were w
@@Alex-tx2em it’s for any miseginating white
Only the shaman can broker peace between the nuclear powers of the world
Brilliant idea for a film. 432hz baby
With a fat bag of shrooms peace can be brought to any nation 😉🤣
Truth!
@AnxiousStacker you want to give all the devious evil people with access to nukes shrooms? Lol their bad trips will kill us all
In Apocalypto there’s a slight nod to the priests knowing the eclipse is coming, and using that knowledge to hold power over the massss
Just like Columbus did
Sounds familiar
I love how a good joke forces you to look at things from a different perspective. You get a good laugh and a more well rounded view of life. It is pretty much the polar opposite of the news.
"Literally this guy was so, he was so Chinese" blessed line
This thumbnail is a different class of elite. Please release a vintage style bootleg graphic tee of Shane as world leaders.
I meed gillisdafi, fidel mattsro and benito shanilini
@@etangbose4755 not saying he should be on there but Shanedolf…
@@hossbonaventure he absolutely needs to be there just very small, maybe on the tag
@@etangbose4755 nah dude shanedolf gilltler is a must have centre piece of the t shirt, I want Mattjim McCuskanyahu right next to him too on some generational world peace vibe. We also need Matt as osama.
Seconded
Apocalypto is even more awesome when you know that many priestly-ruling classes in meso-america could predict some eclipses. I think the implication in that movie is that it is showing a theocracy sacrificing to the sun god with the knowledge of an upcoming eclipse that most of the people have no idea about. That it was timed to coincide with a celestial event....it's awesome and like James Earl Jones said in Conan, that is power!
Krom....
What is best in life?
@@negativeindustrial to to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and ti hear the lamination of the women and children
Was thinking exactly this.
Mongolians obliterating Baghdad was a pretty good one. Stacked up 2 mil in just a few days with No ballistics
No way that's real. Cus that's gotta ve top 3 at least
Mongowians
@@Cheesusrice69222 Mongorians!
100% real the boys ended the golden age of Islam.
The huns also obliterate rome few years before that the stacked 2 mil is bs and most of the Turkic tribes became muslims in the yhe end a big W for arabs they survived and converted millions croos Central and south asia on the other side rome .... Crickets gone 😂
One of the best damn times i ever had singing karaoke was at a dive bar deep in Alabama. Plastered cigarette ladies of unknown age, Grandpa passed out on the bar next to a 22 year old deadbeat who lives in the attached motel.. You know the type. 4 black guys sporting full gang colors (crisp red t-shirts, bandanas in the pocket, the works) walk in and the whole place goes quiet.. Within 2 hours we were all shooting pool, buying eachother drinks, and singing David Allen Coe. One of the songs has a line that goes "..workin' like a n****r.." We all sang it, there was about a half a second pause and everyone kinda glanced around at eachother, before busting out laughing and going on like nothing had ever happened.
The confidence in which shane will state something as fact that is objectively false is the confidence that i aspire to have
It's almost like they host a comedy podcast
@@burst_ch.indeed the commenter was saying that it’s funny to him. which is good for a comedy podcast
Shane, yea...but I think Matt is the king of saying absolute BS with absolute confidence lmao. Its like he'll read something, understand 10% of it and misunderstand 90% of it then add a dash of 40% misremembering when he retells it 🤣
@@MattH-wg7ou As we all do
@@TheRhino2719they hate to see a dawg thriving
“Remember when your people got fuckin pwned?” 😂
Duuude 😂😂😂
Shane Jong Un still has me dying of laughter. Look at that guy.
As an Egyptian, this is so funny 😂
You dork
The shaman in that headdress makes me want to go do a large rain dance
Matt is definitely a fan of "futanaria"
He overcame that trap
@@T_D_B_He moved on to traps? Good man.
He definitely explained it to shane with immense detail
I saw shane at a Applebee's and he ate the whole thing with no apple sauce
Wth
That's genuinely so good.
Matt doing the off the boat Asian guy’s reaction sent me
“Huahhhhh?” 😂
Gotta use that rain dance joke on stage 😂😂😂
Prepping for a huge interview right now and this is what I need. Thanks peepop 😘
good luck to the dawg
@@johncee you sound like a douche
For all the new people who dont know, this is where it all began.
I do not know. What does that mean?
@@Guy-qs5nz you’re listening to the invention of humor as a concept
Thank you for your service Peepop
Another banger, thanks Peepop
Yo yo yo thank you broooo needed another grand daddy clip
Photoshop always so fire lol Shane Gil un is the funniest thing ever
The thing about the southern fratboys was so accurate lmao
God bless Kim Jong Gillis
Just in time for lunch. Blessed is this day
The shaman had to have been given a Cherokee blood infusion at least once in his storied life
Good Catholic boys doing good catholic things
The rendition of Shane Dong Un is incredible
I bet people with arthritis were the ones doing rain dances they knew when it would rain 😅
It might not go over well with a lot of people, but I feel like there's some sketch potential with the "future white civil rights" bit 😆
I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes. I thought it was a hilarious concept like 3 years ago, still do, but its like listening to stairway or free bird for the 50000th time at this point.
i’m black and that part had be rolling.
@@scumbaggowhose done it?
@@DragonZombie2000 Nobody has done it. If you read my comment, I said "I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes". In other words, I seems like the bit isn't even worth doing because so many people have talked about the subject for so long without actually doing a bit, you already know every possible punchline and its just a waste of time.
🤙
Native tribes would start a rain dance and just dance until it rains. It was a miracle every time it rained. Fucking just dancing until the thunderstorm hits.
"Hold my cup while I shit" is my favorite country jam 😂 Matt rules
was blackout drunk doing karaoke in savannah- big group of black people go on and do alright by kendrick lamar- followed by me and another white dude singing cotton fields by CCR- amazingly racist
Arab's LOOK way cooler, but Asian's are cooler to hang out and talk with.
Noooo, they aren't. 😂
Matt being so racist that he doesn’t like chinee foo is hilarious.
Its not even chinee foo tho, they knock off so many things they started doing it to them selves
Shane's 25 talk about foreign cultures ending with Kim Jon-Un being the man is a classic
I went to Duke, and I'm sitting here in my pastel salmon short shorts and button up shirt thinking about how I'm definitely nothing like those guys Shane is talking about.
As long as you don’t still wear those Guy Harvey ocean fish shirts while not owning a rod and reel or even been in a boat.
Why would you say that
What’s going on in your mind as you pick up the salmon colored shorts to buy?
I'm Chinee and I find this great offense!
I always think about this.
I'm 42... the last 40 years seems like it hasn't really been that long... sure that feeling gets stronger as you age. But 40 years before I was born was the beginning of ww2.
40 years before that was even WAY more different....
not 432 so you can shove it old matt
@@byloyuripka9624 what
I’m so happy I found this show! 😂😂😂
This is the funniest podcast 😂😂
As an Asian, i love this. Keep it up guys
Dude these guys are so funny
Very coor
This is probably the most I have ever laughed at a podcast.
Yeah dude, Matt and Shane out of all the comedians with podcasts, actually have a funny podcast.
I'd throw Bill Burr in there too because he really make me laugh too, just rambling away to himself 😂
Shane Jong Un is one of the best things ever
10/10 game of thrones reference. “ No Mongolians, but the Chinese might have some white walkers trying to attack their wall. They’ve always been very dragon-centric.” 🤣
This might be my favorite one
Amen, my brothers
Shane of Arabia and Kim Jong Gillis
My kinga, pro tip -include the names + links to the eps the clips come from
Steven "Was it six though" Geobbels
I’m sorry but that Shane Jong Un is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Shane looking like the minister of recreation 😂😂🤣
Am I the only that actually burst out laughing at " a rain dance is and explicit attempt at weather modification" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane Jong Un gets me everytime
Legendary clip at the end
It is funny to think how this time will be remembered.... A phase of manufactured chaos and a continous wave of moral panics and mass hysteria?
“So no one’s trying to assail their wall?” Lol
The 10s were fantastic. 05 to 2015 was gooated
Shane's description of the southern frat boys with pastel clothes and beiber hair🎯😂🤣
As a southern guy that does country karaoke I’m deeply offended by these Yankees making fun of me. The black folks at the karaoke spot I go to are chill asf bc everybody gets drunk and has a good time.
Go wash your pastel blazers
MSG is harmless. Matt no no he talkin bout'.
MSG is literally in goddamn everything lol. If you eat pre-cooked food, fast food, or anything in a bag (like chips) you’re eating MSG and nobody mentions a thing. But when people eat Chinese food, all of a sudden they can “feel” how the MSG changes the food.
the last 3 minutes of this video quite literally killed me
RIP
Matt doing the Asian girl moans fucking kills me
Flowing people to the Patreon continuously , your work is infallible
A Ballyhooed observation, indeed!
Shane as imperial leader is hilarious 😂😂
"Keep that in Mind"
Shane bringing up Australian colonialism is based. I hope he watches rabbit proof fence and or bran nue dae one day
Bedouin nomad🤣🤣 add that Shane
"I thought they were plump"
Listening to these two attempt to explain the south is incredible
It hurts me knowing Shane is never going to be as unrestrained and funny as he was in these old pre-SNL cancellation podcasts. He was just so relaxed and off-the-cuff. He's still funny now but not even a fraction of what he used to be like, now he always checks himself to make sure the joke isnt going "too far".
Hearing I’m not the one who speaks like this is refreshing.
“Nomadic” 😂
The scholars of our time
Damn Shane described me
Looking at Kim Gillis, Kimmy Gillz, is the best 😂
That Kim Jong-Gillis is spot the F on
I took a few biological anthropology courses at a fancy school. Skin color is made of 16 genes, hair texture and color of 1 each, and eye color is made of 1. Because we all started out as black Africans and because white European skin is the most complex/recessive, obviously visible phenotype we associate with our stupid and wrong conception called "race", the super light skin we associate with white people took the longest to develop in response to very cold climates with low sunlight after populations left Africa.
The genetics of who would become the white Europeans became (slightly) distinct 40,000 years ago in a European population which had black skin, blond hair, and blue eyes. This was the population which migrated into Europe, and who began to adapt to the cold/dark climate by developing light skin/hair which could better absorb vitamin D and eyes which could see better in the dark. In addition, these populations increasingly became taller and more massive to deal with the cold - with slightly shorter fingers/toes, smaller ears/noses, and short/powerful limbs to improve circulation and reduce risk of frost bite. Any animal that exists in different temperatures conforms to Bergman's Rule and Allen's rule: Colder phenotypes have shorter appendages and larger body mass. Europeans and Asians developed flatter faces from having a more VIOLENT CULTURE - people with long jutting facial structures like some Africans (called Prothagmatism), if punched or clubbed in the face, are very prone to severe infections from facial fractures, and may die.
Paler people who migrated into warmer / sunnier climates would slowly begin to adapt back to features we associate with black Africans - over exposure to sunlight without dark skin strips pregnant women of folic acid and easily causes a miscarriage (evolution doesn't care about skin cancer). Body mass would decrease and limbs / bodily projects would become longer to give more bodily surface area which can dissipate heat and stay cool in a hot environment.
Inuits are a fun example as well, because they live in an equally cold environment. They have the exact same body portions (height to arm-span ratio) a Scandinavian, but have darker eyes/skin because sunlight reflected off of snow/ice exposes them to more UV radiation.
Now talk about i.q. differences
@@dustinrisinger1958 Well I typed you about twice as many paragraphs as the OP but youtube couldn't handle it. TL;DR IQ (a measure of only *abstract* intelligence) is NOT "fake" or "made up" like leftists always say, but it is cultural and not genetic, Americans in the 1930's tested with as low of an IQ as rural tribal populations on certain continents often accused of having a "low IQ" i.e. around 70.... abstract intelligence is only useful to modern post-industrial people, and these "low-IQ" tribals also have super powers like an insane capacity for memorization, encylopedic knowledge of their complete environment, and the ability to give unlimited effort / lack of "first world depression".
I recommended the movie "God Grew Tired of Us" about a social experiment with Sudanese tribal refugees being loaned a plane ticket and then followed as they brutally try to live in the USA without public assistance - expected to even pay for their own travel expenses with interest. They work 90 hours a week @ minimum wage while going to night school and learn to read and write, then get a diploma, then an advanced degree. In 10-20 years they are wealthy community leaders who were able to help save their home tribe from genocide.
@@judgeholden6761 IQ is not cultural.
@@judgeholden6761thank you random yt person.
@@arloeikerson3009its both and I'm talking from a perfectly sane objective position. Its biological cause its geneticly passed but it also depends on enviroment and culture. If a low IQ tribe lived in a harsh enviroment in a culture where everyone has sameish IQ there wouldn't be some big diviations generation to generation BUT if suddenly some of them moved and for 3 generations lived in first world countries their IQ would shoot up. Did you get the difference?
Or white because were the our ancestors went underground. 12,000 years ago, we are the survivors of an ancient Apocalypse.
There’s like 30,000 underground bunkers in Turkey alone
that Kim Jong Shane is hilarious
Kim Jong Gillies might be your Magum Opus, your Masterpiece.
“you think they’ll be firehosing white dudes?”
😂
Wanted rain for crops 😂
I need a t shirt of the Shane/Kim Jong photoshop
Gentlemen thank you, we are the best generation. 1986...... everybody's old....and the futures f'n....shit I'm old
The work from home study had to be done by a HR person bahahaha
I need Matt to come up with a country music alter-ego named Burt Williamson
Shane’s face on Kim jong un’s head looks like Phil
I picture Shane's sister as Dee from Always Sunny, I don't want to be corrected.
Bro why tf does Shane as Kim Jung Il look so good lol
Peepop on top baybee
21:00 see! We need each other all the colors lol we keep each other in check lmfao.