Ep 319- CBDhab
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- Опубліковано 26 січ 2025
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00:00:20 -Matt is salt life
00:06:20 -King of good times
00:08:55 -Bridgeport Wilin'
00:13:00 -Book life
0017:00 -Indian billioanaires
00:18:20 -Homerun
00:20:00 -Shanes day of rest
00:21:30 -Adam Sandler Rules
00:27:10 -How to get pussy
00:28:20 -CBDhab
00:40:00 -'Denial of Death'
00:43:00 -Wealth
00:46:10 -LeMaires COVID facts
00:52:00 -Hotdog LeMaire
01:03:00 -Ant venom
01:07:00 -Celebrity Knockout game
01:16:00 -Mall zoo
01:30:00 -TOUR DATES SEE THE BOYS IN PHILLY, TEXAS, NASHVILLE AND ALABAMA
01:32:00 -Bae runner
Going through a breakup, and boy do these old pods put a smile on your face. Makes me say wow what a good podcast
here's a guarantee - you WILL wake up one day, and it won't hurt. it's like lifting weights, so long as you show up every day, it'll work
@@FRM101 nice 🤙🏼
Hope your doing well mate
“I asked her if she was tryna get on the Hogwarts express…not a big deal, I mean that’s the type of stuff I riff, no big deal”
Respect to my man Matt going with that simple Jack cut.
P p p please don't hurt me
Now I can't unsee it
"I am a rooster illusion"
Yo, Matt isn't simple! He just listened to a podcast about an audiobook that explains how picking your left nostril 12/day opens up your lungs so that you can breathe underwater for 9 minutes
well established last week
The best MSSP guests don't talk at all. Get this guy back.
More enjoyable than gay guy and autist beater
"You probably got rammed by a horned caterpillar" 😂 Matt comes up with the craziest shit like it's nothing
They’ll fuck ur ass up
I'm not sure who said it but someone in the back was like "Are you guys talking about Pokemon or what?" and that made me laugh my ass off.
He definitely got done by a Pokémon
@@JM-wt5wn The Weedle got him good
@@ZeranZeran 💀
Matt and Shane have the best chemistry of any podcast out there, they’re legends.
Love your expertise!!! You're the guy who rates all podcasts right? Thought I recognized your name!!!!!
@@jimmyjunk8498 what a nasty evil hippie thing to say
Come on now
I am ashamed that I just found the this pod a few weeks ago. Best pod out now. The shaman is world changing.
@@jimmyjunk8498well he wasnt lying
Zoom rehab for CBD is comedy gold
😂😂 30:30
As someone who has been to multiple rehabs, I can confirm there is always 1 person and only 1 for some reason who is totally out of place and shouldn't be there and is because of some dumb bureaucratic policy wasting tens of thousands of dollars for treatment they don't need lol
@@NativeOfTheLand97 I abuse alcohol. Knuckles bleeding daily from punching liquor bottles
@@rickymassey so sad, I wish you a speedy recovery lol
@@rickymasseyWhat a great joke
Matt: My brother is in rehab for CBD
Shane: Why... did he get too relaxed?
The least funny interaction between them unless you were born after 2000.
@@jimmyjunk8498are you seriously trying to big boy someone in the UA-cam comments on a podcast episode?
@@jimmyjunk8498this is junk
@@jimmyjunk8498 a month and zero likes 😬
@@jimmyjunk8498 get your head checked, it’s ok to be gay.
GIRLFRIEND ASTRONAUT TRAINING!! holy shit what a great premise that killed me
Had me in tears dude, had to pause so i didnt miss anything
These guys are so fun to listen to. I never miss this podcast.
I feel like I dodged a bullet. Good looking out.
"I've gotten drunk enough to be that kind of racist"
14:17 😂
It’s so nice they brought that make a wish kid in half way through
Shane is the John Cena of central Pennsylvania
Zoom rehab for CBD so you can drive a bus is the most depressing damn thing I've heard in a while lmao
Land of the free!
Land of the free
I never get tired of hearing Matt try to convince Shane of some stupid bullshit, Shane calling him out, then Matt switching the subject.
Idk what youre talking about, Matt only speaks of brilliance
Lol the theme of this cast 🤣
😊
It’ll be great to listen to the eventual 10 hour compilation of Matt presenting and disproving all of his theories back to back. Shane’s neck should be more jacked from nodding
Lol the best was when Matt told Shane about the lumenate app that supposedly gives you a psychoactive experience flashing the iPhone lights at you
Holy shit. Shout out to the wood pile. Looking like a turtle scientist.
😂😂
I know this is a full 2 years later, and I hate making anyone feel too good about a UA-cam comment, but this legitimately just made me laugh to the point of tears.
@@musiclifelove thank you for seeing through my eyes.
@@jaygatsby4012 real eyes realize real lies 😮
cannot unsee it. hysterical 😂
Shane has lunch lady that bullies students face
That lunch lady would be Spud's best friend
Lmfao, this is accurate. Special needs female louis Anderson.
@@bedwardlid618spud the friendly potato
Matt is soooo susceptible to woo woo myths but I love him
Respect to Cusky rocking the History Hyenas tee
Earlier today I was thinking how much fun the HH chaos was I need yo rewatch
Nobody living Salt Life has family in rehab for CBD!!! Those living Salt Life drink to forget those they've lost ironically living Salt Life! It's really an endless cycle once you commit!!
Lmfao bro ! 😂😂😂
Matt genuinely has the cutest laugh of anyone I've seen.
Zoom rehab for cbd is hilarious
The double entendre on "were his joints not enflamed" at 28:16 might be the best joke i've ever heard
Rehab for CBD is craaaazy 😂 “was he too relaxed?? We’re his joints not inflamed enough?”
Soder saying "Girlfriend astronaut training" is hilarious and spot on lolol
“Sounded like little Wayne about to come on” 😂
Bus drivers can have a little bit of CBD, as a treat 😂
Imagine being at a concert and seeing Matt McCusker getting tackled by security while he’s hyper focused tweaking out on adderall and beer 😂 I’m gonna start going to more concerts
My dad was an air traffic controller wacked out of his fucking mind on perks. He had a script and he was good
Sick dude
As a pilot this is a scary thought lol
Hell yeah brother your old man's a legend
Sounds like your pops is salt life.
Percs and xans give me more percs and xans!!!!
Woodman is too loveable
HUBIE HALLOWEEN IS CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE!!!!!!! I am so happy to hear Matt and Shane say this!
It’s a goddamn great movie, I don’t care what anybody says
"Every nature documentary is just capybaras getting rocked"
Dude.. this was a UA-cam comment that made me bust a gut laughing, of course it came from Shane Rirris
I love Shane rirris
Rirris stan myself
Bless the Patreon. Bless the Boys. Bless the DAWGs.
"You're booklife Dude, Im saltlife"......LOL!
22:08 *Shane* : “Adam Sandler is like white peoples’ Tyler Perry. Every black person must see _Little Nicky_ and be like ‘wtf is this?’ “
“tryna go to hogwarts” “Obvious Muggle” LMFAO
Love that Matt read Roots on the beach. 😂 Shane’s joke about Hogwarts train got me too.
This episode was actually really awesome man. Seriously so funny Shane
I love how this episode always comes up next after I finish an MSSP episode.
"i'm doing fine" "you're a beach boy" "I am salt life"
Discovered this cast a few months ago, after searching ages for a substitute for Chrissy Chaos and Yanni Cyclops with History Hyenas. Matt wearing the shirt is bringing it full circle for me. Glad to have discovered the Shaman and Shane ❤
Glad you upgraded. Hh was fun but there’s a reason it ended and I don’t really keep up with either comic much anymore. I don’t hate them but there are just better versions of them out there. It happens with songs you used to listen to and forgot you even liked cause you just started listening to another one that filled the spot seamlessly. It’s kinda scary if you think about it too much.
Bad Friends!!
Dude state employees be om the perks nodding off at the wheel, crash a state vehicle and still keep their fucking job. It’s wild, one time one of them did get fired and he sued the state. Also I’ve seen about 7 state vehicles in my town get decommissioned because they’re smoking meth in the car and it contaminates the AC unit or something so they have to impound a brand new truck with like 50,000 miles on it. Shit is wild. One of the building the guy got kicked out of his house and moved into the basement of the building with his dog, they found him out and of course they found like 5gs of meth in his lil makeshift house.
The stories I hear from these HR people is fucking crazy! The kicker is it’s damn near impossible to lose a state job so I’m tryna get myself one of these swanky positions, if a meth head can do it why can’t I!
Shane got drilled by a Weedle in the middle of the night.
Shout out Steel Pipe Chrissy and Special-Needs Stamos...
This didn't age well
Man, looking back and hearing Shane’s love of masks is some of highest estrogen talk that I’ve heard on the cast
Fear of illness is the most real fear of all
Shane has always been high Estrogen my guy buddy cried and left military school on the first night lmfaooooo
@@Lucky-sh1dmto be fair, I graduated from West Point and it was dumb as hell
@@Lucky-sh1dmkids with emotional problems being kids with emotional problems haha what a loser
@@MountainPerson you’re High T af my brotha
Matt's hair looks like he cut it himself
This could be the MVP cast.
Matt’s rust belt, coal land way of saying Wuder will never stop being funny.
Lmao 36:40
Matt : "i think you can take it but not take too much"
Followed by shanes chuckle is perfect cast
On cruises I like to drink a coffee at like 10:30 pm while reading my book don’t know why but caffeine never really woke or kept me up
You can be an Ironworker 50 stories up on open beam construction and be on 60mg of percs a day, and be having regular drug tests for the union. Know plenty of people like that. And most supplement with other opiates, and their regular tests don't always test levels, just presence.
BILLIBONG CALLED ABOUT MY SICK WIPEOUT
Matt and Adam gotta meet up and hit the waves
1:16:29 SEAQUEST! Haha that’s in the Roseville mall in MN. Took my daughter many times. They had tiny rainbow trout when they opened. And like a year later they were big dawgs because people feed them constantly.
Watching this on good ol’ dirty ass Galveston Beach Tx in the sand I AM SALTLIFE
I had forgotten Pro-masking Shane. The only thing in my life I’ve ever tried to forget about related to him.
It was a different time, can’t judge him through the lens of what we know today
Nevermind just heard the thing about books on the beach, Shane's the champ
Anybody else get excited when Matt didn't know what a Capybara was?
55:50 M: My main point was, again...
S: That was not your main point...
M: What was my main point?
S: It definitely wasn't that...
M: That was my - that was one of my top points
37:35
Shane pumpfakin` to his phone to look up facts about driving on opiates.
Shane could experience salt life in the desert 🏜️
ONLY PODCASTERS YOU CAN TELL ARE TRULY FRIENDS AND LOVE EACH OTHER! DAWGZ UP!
22:00 "Adam Sandler is like white peoples Tyler Perry" is so funny.
That haircut is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen 💀💀
Hands down favorite episode. They spent so much time talking about my favorite animal (capybaras). Matt is so aloof! It's genuinely sweet. Child-like wonder about the intricacies of life.
Anyway.. YES SHANE ANIMALS BASED. bless up dawgiez 💯
Also WOODMAN! One of my favorite characters of the extended MSSP universe
Great ep!
The last 30 mins about the zoo, about the capybaras, is disgustingly funny..
Powerful HIstoryyhyenas shirt cusk dawg!!!
Yaaaaas!
I’ve binged every single episode in the last month. Life is Shrek 1, Matt is Shrek 1, Shane is Shrek 1
as a floridian and master at the art of salt life matt is very salt life and shane is obviously absolute buccaneers
watching smart or funny people debate loosely defined terms like “salt life” is so appealing to me.
37:23
Do I hear rumpus time in the background?
27:05 - Ypu left out two categories:
1) Actually being funny and not having to tell jokes. You just naturally are funny and entertaining without really trying. Telling jokes is so old and corny.
2) Have raw talent (almost zero people have it) - like a naturally talented actor
Matt being absolutely convinced that it's legal to drive busses blasted on Percs is next level Dingus.
"Adam sandler is white people's Tyler Perry" 😂😂😂
I think Shane’s thinking of the Sea Quest in Trumbull which right next to Bridgeport
The stuff Matt spews when he's sober is bananas already, can't even imagine him on addies. Unbearable
That would be a nightmare of a hang lol
Unbearably enlightening 😂😂😂
Matt was way wrong about COVID. Everyone died. What a fool HE was
huh? @@AlphaNumeric123
1:36:51 salt life joke gets me everytime.....Shane has it 100%
Hey Matt! That shirt is ca ca ca cayuuuute! Haha
Some ants have venom-esque acids and enzymes but its via a stinger, like Bullet Ants, Fire Ants etc. for anyone wondering.
So many people thought this video was gonna be about CBD. 1M views. 🎉
Polar seltzer is life 🙏🏼 32 pack from costco is only 8 bucks
I love how the salt life brands main tenant is fishing and these guys have never mentioned it as part of the salt life philosophy 😂
47:12 Shane tells Lamaire he’s, “out of your element”.
Such an underrated unappreciated lil gag
Shoutout to The Big Lebowski
Love going back to old eps and catching stuff I didn't catch before...like Matt's history hyena shirt
Dude exactly! I haven't listened to this for awhile and noticed it real quick this time.
And thus, the pelaton bit was born! ❤❤😂😂
these two should be wearing hats whenever a camera is rolling
"Im the funny one of the group, I do a lot of Anchorman" amen brother
What was the name of Wood's podcast called again?
Oral presentations
Does Matt do comedy or he just a smart funny dude?
Neither
Both
the George Dubya 'Fool me once, shame on - shame on you, fool me can't get fooled again!'
One hour and six minutes in I’m laughing so hard I can’t switch lanes
I love how they joked about death not being real then Bert comes on a few years later and unironically denies death is real.
@hung8969lol i avoided that ep until a couple days ago. It was fine
Hell ya, actively deny death. I’m behind it,,, shit wasn’t happening before I can remember
Matt couldn’t be more wrong on the driving on Percocet lol
Thanks guys
This dawg appreciates you
Back again
Classic ep deserves so many more views
Shits brazy , Matt and Shane are Top G’s
Shane: Lady walked straight into the wall at the hogwarts express. Matt: obvious muggle. Lmao
I feel blessed that our big Kahuna graced the halls of the Trumbull Mall
I gotta say, both dawgz are pretty salt life
Shout out to Matt and that History Hyenas T-shirt!! Wei Zhong Xian! 😂