MSSP - Levels Of Black Culture
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 74 34 33 65 69 28
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I'm kinda tempted to make Shane Biggie my profile pic
Yes.
Doit
do it or I will
It's money
The *PeePop Notification High Council* has agreed.
The change is permitted and endorsed.
For matt to say there is 3 levels of black and 5 levels of white totally arbitrarily is a hilarious accident
Literally the worst 2 numbers you could choose in that situation lmao
The ole 3/5 compromise razzle dazzle revival
i’m glad someone else caught that
trust the asian to factor this out
Holy shit that's great. Surprised Shane didn't catch that
Tombstone-ing your kids at Wal-Mart, being lvl. 5 black is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard 2:39
I was trying to sleep to this then that part hit me like a ton of bricks
I'm pretty high atm. I dont get this one
@@SmokeytheBear66 Tombstoning is a Pro Wrestling move. He's talking about hitting kids in public.
Love the avi. And ur comment made me lol
Have you see the version with the merchant as the brain and the sheeeeeeiitt guy as body he’s controlling?
Like, the movie Tombstone? With Kurt Russel? And Val Kilmer? And Billy Bob Thornton?
Being black I love seeing Matt and Shane’s take on the black community from their perspective they are some hilarious guys.
It's absolutely hilarious! 🤣
Good try Shane
My life was falling apart before I listened to this video, and now I'm the head of multi level marketing about the levels of blackness.
6:11 "I went to my girlfriends hairdressers friends party..." 🤣🤣🤣 Shane just lets that go like a real dawg.
Yeah for blacks they’ll build a 10 year plus relationship with their barber
@@bencas9288yeah but it's not even the barber. It's their friend! Lmfao way worse.
"I got attacked by a black red neck guy, first time I've ever seen it"
"A black red neck guy? That's sick"
Bruh claimed he got "attached" then went on to explain how he chased their truck in a fit of road rage 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
Ngl…Shane looks clean af in that Coogi sweater 😂
Validated
Matt is seriously the funniest guy on podcasts... i listen to a lot and no one hits me like Matt. He was so good in Season 2 of Gilly and Keeves.
Where is season 2 of G&K?
"No one's ever gotten this far before!" 😂
Now I understand micro aggressions and white privilege! Thanks Matt and Shane! 🙏🏿🫅🏿
Matt’s mortal combat, street fighters, and wrestling references are unmatched
Saying the white to black level ration is 3/5 is wild
"American political activist... how about murderer?"😂😂
“Chill with the white power “ Lmao
“Is it e i by Nelly?” Lmao
As if this podcast couldn’t get any better the fact that Shane also loves NCFOM just makes my day
"They look like horses that just got born" 😂😂😂 So true. Not an OUNCE of athleticism or simple body awareness. Just an overthinking and anxious brain with a body for a vehicle...and a shit vehicle at that.
"they look like horses that just been born" killed me
Gaddafi also gave guns to the IRA, it wasnt a race thing for him. More western imperialism in general.
girlfriends hairdressers friend
Matt randomly throwin out “White Power” mid sentence just made shit real awkward for me at break on lunch with the dawgs 😂😂😂
🎵 I miss my cousin 🎵
Omfg @13:25 ! Matt says to Shane, "did you know that there's a black national anthem?" And then when Shane says, "what?.... Is it E.I. by Nelly? I had literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. GD 😂
Shout out northeast Philly 🙌🏻🙌🏻 215 🙌🏻🙌🏻
He slept in a bodega for three days like a Puerto Rican's cat
Stacey Dash is so fine. Childhood crush since Mo Money.
The more I learn about Matt, the more I realize he's more black than Obama.
I grew up in Philly and when I was in 6th grade I got on a Neighborhood Football Squad and we were mixed with whites and black kids and Ricans but our coaches stunk and we sucked. We went winless and had to play all the black neighborhoods and they just destroyed us. They stuck my ass at LB and my white ass was just not quick enough and I just whiffed on tackles constantly. Couldn't cover a RB or TE to save my life. There was like 2 games left and I just quit..Baseball season was starting and I was so much better at Baseball. I never played organized football again.
I'm trying to figure out how this relates to this clip other than it's loosely about black people.
Their genes are made for chasing antelopes on thr savannahs
Bro... this is my north jersey experience with football lol.
@@seanmatthewking 20 min mark and upward buddy
"Is it E.I. by Nelly?"
💀 💀
13:48 "I don’t like that at all"
Angela Davis also backed Jonestown.
2:01
So, let me get this right...
She's level 3 (out of 5) of black people? 3/5?
Okay."
Out of all this video, matt sayin "check your privellage dude" about having fleas , cracked my shit up the most 😂😂
For your girl to ask how black is she that’s flagrant. I do t think I’ll ever ask that and I’m black.
Yeah that's weird, but American racial politics seems weird.
Yeah, there's no good answer to that I'd feel comfortable giving. Lol
Are they Candace Owen’s or snoop dogg or somewhere in the middle
I'm up for listening Shane talk about anything he has no right talking about 😅
3/5 ths compromise holy howd shane not catch this 😂😂😂
I don't believe any of Matt's stories but God damn they are hilarious
i fully believe everything he says without hesitation
Matts stories are normal black guy life
The math checks out
Funny as fuck def my favorite comedian podcast right now. Also as a white nerd i love the digimon drop even if just by accident when talking about the black nerds lmao
I think the thumb nails should be available as wallpaper, or posters.
I'm Shane Gillis and I approve this message
Ski lodge white people wearing Patagonia 😂 amazing
Coming back after Matt made a joke about this situation in his special
Shout out tantalizer
The black national anthem is actually beautiful, but it shouldnt replace out actual anthem
That would be pretty stupid
This is the funniest most racist shit I’ve ever heard in my life
“Angela Davis was fuckin hot, dude”
She's level 2 dude, you do the math?
Hallelujah! Thanks be to peepop.
E.I by Nelly ???? lol
1 for Blacks is most white,
1 for Whites is also most white?
Nice!
Dope
This is so funny.
There are definitely levels to this racial shit.
Do you think Matt and Shane Relax around them?
Nice
He goes new rap is emo. The new logic song. Yea black guys are emo.
Logic is white. Lol
This is honestly pretty racist
Explain why
Good
Are you guys actual monkeys? You don’t see how this is racist?
It’s clear to me that these guys have met only one type of black person their whole lives, I’ve been black for 30 years and cannot relate to one thing I’ve heard lol
3:22 "Holding up traffic to talk to your friend for 5 minutes" getting bumped to Level 4 to make room for black Israelites at Level 5 😂😭
That holding up traffic in a parking lot to chat is level 1.1 they all do it
Nononono....NOT the parking lot, bro. We're talking about the middle of the street, preferrably on a MAJOR thruway, blocking the flow of traffic on BOTH sides by parking in the dead middle. @@jjdillon1207
“He laid with a black lady, in a convenience store, behind bulletproof glass. He slept in a bodega for 3 days. Like a Puerto Rican’s cat.”
Shane going “ i turned the tupac movie off “ to “ i watched no country for old men, great fucking movie “ in five seconds automatically puts him at level 5 😂
To be fair no country for old men is a masterpiece, and tupacs biography just isn’t as compelling
Shane just immediately pulling out "E.I. by Nelly" was pretty fucking funny.
It’s “whoomp, there it is” though
Definitely made me LOL
I was leg pressing as shane was talking about the dude wearing a scream costume under his football gear and when he said he flapped his arms like wings and said he was a ghost I almost failed to lift the weight back up and nearly died
How tf did you make it pass the E.I. by Nelly part???😂😂
The true most dangerous game is lifting to funny shit.
@@Khan.WrathOfI was bench pressing while listening to Cum town once... Last time I did thst. 😂 almost died
all of you fat
I almost fell into a ravine because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see where I was walking
Level 2 White: You can go on a construction site 😂😂😂
So Mexican?
@@GR-od1tpA White Mexican, perhaps, they still exist about 20 percent of Mexico but they rarely immigrate, because they are richer than the more indigenous Mexicans, they are more Spainard= more money. And they mostly reside in Mexico city, North Mexico, Sinaloa and North East Mexico.
Gaddafi did actually see himself as a champion of Africa. He was a huge proponent for a more integrated African Union and a single gold based currency for all of Africa etc. There were many reasons why the powers at be in the west would want him out of the picture, hun trying to arm radicals in the US really is a footnote in the mf list.
"We came, we saw, he died. Huhahahahahaha!"
-Hildog
Bro was a fuggin nut job dude. He was just a narcissist who thought he was the man of the people, but the people just beat him to death brutally.
Meanwhile unemployment was 33% and widespread poverty was wreaking havoc on the working class. Arab spring wasn’t just a U.S. psyop.
Nah the Arabs aren't Nigg*r rtards (still child fucking dumb Muslims), that currency would have failed miserably.
This version of Matt looks like he’d wear a lot of Carolina blue, rock a thin gold rope chain and drive a busted up impala.
Glorious
And like he’s picking his gf up from high school like “do you have a cigarette babe”
Hey, I know that guy
💯
@@keircampbell9374 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@keircampbell9374 lmao
I googled the bank robbery Shane was talking about, and apparently it was Tupac's step-dad, who was released from prison 3 days ago.
Love how Shane thinks Logic is a big part of youth culture
I mean that 1-800 song was huge in like 2017
He was at the time. This ep is 2017 or 2018
I remember I was gonna kill myself but then logic made suicide corny af with that song so I didn’t
shane kills me with the black Israelites 😂 you just have to know em
If you crush a warhead and then go to sleep you a different breed 😂
Level 1 black is anime fan with black eyeliner.
Level 5 black is using your tax return to buy food stamps then trade those stamps for drugs. Instead of just using the money.
Got a level 5 white that has done that same move
Its called arbitrage. Find a drug addict selling $200 worth of food stamps for $100 cash and you've just curb stomped inflation.
Re-invest that into the drug of choice of your food stamp plug and now you can trade with that instead USD and now you have increased the trade surplus even further in your favor.
No different than buying bitcoin, cashing out, trading that cash for gold or some other stable commodity and cashing out again.
"5 is tombstoning their kids at wallmart" 😂😂😂 bruhhhhh
I as a black dude am now learning a black anthem exists and have no interest in what could it possibly be lol
It’s so funny to me that people are ashamed of growing up with a successful parents
"Sorry, I watch a lot of porn" - man who has totally quit porn
When I was locked up in 06 I use to watch hood fuckin black dudes watch Smallville the super man show that shit was amazing. I figured the only thing that could top it was watch them watch a magic show.
When i was locked up, all the hood black guys watched Charmed every single day. It started because the chicks were hot, but they got way into it
Bro who didn’t watch smallville in 2006?
Malcolm x died in 1965 and Gaddafi took power in Libya in 1969. Jesus Christ Matt
I’m getting a tattoo done and the part where Shane asked if the black anthem was Nelly I jumped laughing and fucked up my tattoo lol.
I was getting tattooed last week, and was laughing so hard listening to MSSP I had to shut it off. My artist was all "Hey, can you please stop moving."
Next time try "completing the circuit" by touching thumb to middle finger, drastically reduces tension and works for dental work, etc.
@@SoBayK80 I’ll give it a shot. I got several appointments over the next 2 months.
@@SoBayK80 nice tip, thanks,man
Shane saying the black national anthem is ei by Nelly has me in tears
The funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
My dad redecorated the front of the house and set up as the focal point 3 diagonally descending pictures of my little brothers football pics and it looks like an evolution from squirtle to warturtle to blastoise
At least one of his sons is straight
I hope Matt's wife actually told him they sang the black national anthem in school 🤣
There were always black dorks, they just hid it better. I mean, jazz? Liking martial arts before the 80s? All the weird hipster songs used for rap beats? Being a fan of DBZ and not being from latin America?
Matt is so god damn funny oh my god 3 levels
is it "e.i." by nelly? i cant im fucking dying
Key and Peele being considered funny was the fall of black coolness.
Id blame Weird Al for putting them on in the white n nerdy music video, without that and the i called her a biiiitch/A-A ron sketches they would have been working some office job by now lmao.
@@Garf2O no.
@@Garf2O I mean honestly Peeles movies are really well made and entertaining, a little overrated but definitely entertaining
@@tommybellardineall his movies are just "oh no white man bad and scary" it's not even good
@@OrroHelhammer clearly havent seen nope
Black icon Shane Gillis
Love hearing white ppl talk about black ppl ngl😂
It's cathartic
why? that’s weird..
@@dionwilson9775black people bitch about white people all the time.
@@dionwilson9775 is it weird when it’s the other way round?
Angela Davis went on that Finding your Roots show and it turns out shes descended from someone who came here on the Mayflower. It's pretty hilarious.
Oh, damn?! That was her?!!!
Yeah her slave ancestors probably got raped. Shit ton of black people have slave owner dna. Guess why
"Is it E.I by nelly?"
Level of blackness should be a number corresponding to how late they show up on average
Invited my neighbor to a Sunday BBQ, 2 days before on Friday, he didn't show up, until the following Sunday knocking on my door with food asking when it starts. He showed up a week late 🤣
Level of blackness usually goes hand and hand with what car they drive, if they got a beat to shit 90s/2000s chrysler or GM product theyre high level black easily
@@Garf2Odamn , I’m like a level 5 lol. Also sick profile pic , love the Foundation video.
@@Garf2Owith or without the rims worth more than the car?
matt and shane, the culture writers
Shane is mad insightful, he's able to explain black artists making music that deviates from what's generally seen as the norm for "black music" because they're starting to realize that they can just be themselves whilst making his explanation absolutely fuckin hilarious, this a dope podcast.
How is this simultaneously the most racist and least racist thing I’ve ever heard
It's troof
definitely racist, but he likes black pussy so he thinks that’s his pass.
like the slave master didn’t have the same fetish as them.
clown show
It’s racist like south parks racist. You can tell they’re just stream of consciousness, and go into every sentence equally ready to throw some huge stereotypes out, or to absolutely rip on themeselves
One thumbnail to rule them all
Who's the guy in the cowboy hat?
Idk that One thumbnail with the Charizard and Blue eye white dragon is pretty GOAT tier
I just got back home from a hard blackout+mental breakdown and this notification popped up. Couldn’t have had better timing you’re awesome✌️
That was me a few weeks ago. You'll be alreet lad.
I love you
Take less narcotics, perhaps.
Hang in there bruv! talk therapy literally saved my life, I know not everybody is the same but I kept blacking out along with the mental breakdown/ panic attack hangover. I ain’t no doc bruv!
@@Khathaar he won’t be alright tho 💯
My girl’s black, I’m white, and I know 99% more of the culture than her 😂 so when im around her family I come off more black then her and it’s the funniest fucking shit ever
Jungle fever🤮
I grew up white in Oakland, I definitely know the feeling- my high-school gf was a rare creature,a punk black chick that sang in a hard-core band,while her dad had produced records for master-p in the 90s,had gold records all over his wall from west coast bad boyz and other albums.
He was actually pretty normal,had a fat white wife lol. Her mom was Hella cool but ghetto as they come, my gf used to be embarrassed while we were quoting purple rain back and forth at each other cackling.
Don't be a wigger.
@@Rabbi_Dollarsteinyou can be with someone of another race and not fetishize them lol
The new rap is gay
This is flying close to the sun.
Easy boys
I’m definitely a black level 2
White level 4 over here homie