Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes
Is it just me or is this podcast just not as entertaining anymore? I listen to the new episodes and I'm like "meh", but these older ones are gold. It's like listening to old Opie and Anthony clips before they "broke up".
@@Mannydamon I've read more about what a Rhodes Scholar is since my comment. It's just an old international scholarship from Oxford founded under Cecil J. Rhodes.
Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude” Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house” That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated
Hey do any dawgz know where I can find the story about Matt’s Korean boss talking about his random business ideas? Specifically when he talks about how “brack apeepo ruv uhspen money ona pitbuurr”
Dude I'm so mad I just found these podcast clips 1 year late. I'm fucking crying from laughing so hard at work, I have to constantly stop what I'm doing to regain my composure 😂
My first job was at Burger King with a giant black dude that worked there named Burger. No shit that was his birth name. I guess when he was born the doctor said “that thing looks like a hamburger” and mom thought he was talking about the baby.
Lmao I know I’m late but the Mexican lunches thing is spot on. I work with a Mexican husband and wife and they go hard during their lunch break. They bring so much food and pray for the first like 15 minutes of their 30 minute break 😂
I had a job in HS in the summers doing grounds work for a slightly above avg condo company on B-level golf course and during my work there I remember refusing to do certain jobs like operating a chainsaw to trim trees (I was literally 16 with zero experience wtf?) another time I went around the complex killing weeds with this spray and destroyed the curb side lawn all along the entrance of the place lol then my parens friends went out of town for 2 weeks and stocked their fridge up with alcohol & food and left some money and I no called no showed the entire time because I was like well I'm going back to school a few weeks later anyways who cares? After that 2 week party ended I went back to work really just to pick up my last check and they acted like nothing whatsoever happened, show goes on lol I was like errr alright then lol They knew I was always leaving at the end of the summer to go back to school and I remember one of the years while I was in college they called me to ask to recommend a friend to them LOL. I couldn't possibly be a worse worker, just goes to show ya lol
I worked with a lad for years. His name was Wayne lol. He was a good guy he ran haul truck and I ran loader in a open pit mine Anyways ya I can definitely back up what they are saying. On the weekends ol Wayne would get fuckin dressed up. He would have snake skin boots on some kind of badazzled jeans a snazzy western button up and like a 10 gallon cowboy hat. He drove a dodge 1500 on like 24” in rims 😂. He would always bring home cooked food too it could be middle of December and we’re in bum fuck no where and here comes Wayne with some home made tamales his wife made us.
Love this bullshit. It’s great. You guys are the shit for real. It’s bullshit. But it’s awesome bullshit. No one else does bullshit the true real way. Keep up the good work.
Has Shane ever gone in depth on his time teaching English in Spain? He discussed it a bit on Barstool when he got hammered a few months back but it was clear he was holding back. As a 10 year ESL loser still in the game I'd like to hear that. These early episode clips are wild.
Being on a lift isn't that scary at all. It's a different sensation than like a cliff or even a tall ass ladder. I know exactly what Matt is talking about "getting acrobatic", you can stand up on the 4" metal band that goes around the perimeter of the basket floor to get a little bit more reach. If you're a real crazy bastard you could stand up on the bars of the basket.
We wrote notes to read after highschool graduation in first grade and mine said: Will be in the NBA draft. In reality what happened is I woke up from my 132 day coma mid senior year and it blew major dick because last time I was awake I was having a great time with the Boyz first week of summer but I died lmao
My boss at my current job told me I did a good job when he found out I hid in a box and flashed a bunch of my co workers when they came on shift. So yeah definitely won’t be leaving here ever unless things change.
I always just disappeared when I quit lol or stopped showing up all together. One time i just left a forklift job. Clocked out and dipped. I had moved a stack of boxes that like 6000kg of plastic pellets were resting against once. Shit went everywhere and I just casually clocked out and left.
Shane as the dad in Matilda would have been hilarious! For real tho he’s more like the brother in that movie, just got his Matilda powers and smarts later in life when he started listening to audio books 😂
26:00 I remember until I was like 13 my plan was just to become famous whenever I decided I was ready, because I was convinced being a professional athlete, actor, etc. was as simple as just doing a "really good job" and boom - you were making millions and on the cover of Forbes
I’m a cumtown refugee this was the video that got me into mssp thank you for getting me hooked on this podcast
Cum podcast
I'm also gay
Hell yeah, dude.
It's the natural transition dude. Gay dawgz
Me too
getting $2500 for communion, trying to flip that by selling percocets, and getting robbed by your first customer is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
Almost as funny as Matt trying to become a realtor in 2008
HA@@Patrick.Weightman
@@Patrick.Weightman😂😂😂😭
Meanwhile, somewhere in central PA I was a child and my parents needed a house sold.
Read this comment as he told the story the timing is impeccable
happened to like three people i know. just with weed 😂
Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes
The dawgs 🫡✊
Is it just me or is this podcast just not as entertaining anymore? I listen to the new episodes and I'm like "meh", but these older ones are gold. It's like listening to old Opie and Anthony clips before they "broke up".
Matt’s Korean loudspeaker voice can lift someone out of a deep depressive state
Laughed my ass off
That shit was way too funny
its insane, i just had the worst day in a long time and that part of the video brought back some life in me like magic
Shitty apaparuuu!!!
I can’t get “Tom’s brother come to the office” out of my head
Shout out to all the rogue scholars
It's equally stupid to scholars that specialize in roads.
I would have loved to see Shane's face when Matt said that.
@@Moloch187 what about city planners and public servants in transportation. Those roman roads were good for their time.
@@Mannydamon I've read more about what a Rhodes Scholar is since my comment. It's just an old international scholarship from Oxford founded under Cecil J. Rhodes.
@@Moloch187 Now I know whats up. This is why I like the comment section. I'm on my way to being a road's scholar 👍🏼
"If your husband found out about that.. he'd beat that guy to death with a vacuum" one of the funniest lines I've heard on a pod in years
I was literally uncontrollably laughing at that line for a solid 5 minutes 😂😂😂
@Sh4tterdL0g1c the shit they can say on the fly is top tier comedy only theo can hang honestly
@@alec6948 literally just off the top lol all of these guys are hilarious. I haven’t listened to a single other comedian on here in a while
@@alec6948 Mark normand and Nick mullen too
It was such a good callback , I had to pause it to stop laughing
I witnessed a schizophrenic kid beat another kid to death at work today. I deliver cabinets
Real ass dude.
@@obi-wanshinobi2353 He got a Schiz attitoo-ood
Please tell the whole story
@@johngoldsworthy7135 I watched Matt’s recording
Sweet man
This was the most Matt episode, fake Korean singing, Rogue Scholar, getting rich by buying assets and running away from home at 22. It's perfect.
Running away from home at 22? That's called moving out
Unless he ran away from a wife and kids
@@FrikoSounds no he ran away from his childhood home
Lollll rogue scholar
Matt's saga from real estate mogul to robbed drug dealer was hilarious
The hair reveal lmao
few things make me laugh as hard as i do listening to matt's life story
Terry Tate the office linebacker! Throwbaaaaaaack baby
"Don't they have Mexicans for this" no fucking way😂
My godfather told me this once
No fucking guey
As a Mexican, I approve 👍🏾 😂
@@noeazy818 Job security is a blessed thing
Real talk
Matt doing drunk Korean karaoke with coworkers should’ve gotten him a raise
“I continuously write about being high on Linkedin and it’s not helping” 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😭😭
Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude”
Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house”
That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated
1:07 "I dont know do you have mild downs? ... Me?"
Proud of the dawgz, they go from these jobs to making me giggle alone in bed on a nightly basis. Thanks for these videos Peepop.
Alone by choice obviously! Lmao
Get outta here bbg, this is for the boys.
Baby girl, I'll make you giggle in your bedroom every night.
Don't listen to these hating cunts Abbi. You support the dawgz, you're part of the dawgz.
Dude, such a service. Thanks so much for your clipping work
Hey do any dawgz know where I can find the story about Matt’s Korean boss talking about his random business ideas? Specifically when he talks about how “brack apeepo ruv uhspen money ona pitbuurr”
Bartleby the Scrivner might have been the best quickest reference I've heard in a long time.
Archer did a Bartleby reference once, I was super impressed.
@@paulfroelich1024archer has such good deep references. I forgot that’s where I last heard a Bartleby reference.
Im in the same boat as Shane, Irish and scared of heights. I wish i could fulfill my calling of being a coke head roofer.
That's The Secret dude.
Snowy roofs coming your way.
Lol! I started doin coke 2 months after becoming a roofer. It's great!
@@joeyboloney1489 it’s the dream. Never wanted anything more
Holy shit Matt’s karaoke story 😆😂
Dude I'm so mad I just found these podcast clips 1 year late. I'm fucking crying from laughing so hard at work, I have to constantly stop what I'm doing to regain my composure 😂
The hardest part is not being able to repeat what you just heard to normal people.
Me too bro shits so good
the humor of these two is timeless
Aren't these clips from 5/6 years ago?
Bro same I’ve been at work going to the back room because I’m laughing too hard around customers😂
30:21 From Shane not knowing what Patreon is called... to being the biggest cast on it.
I think Matt is on the spectrum in the best way.
Ma is definitely Ooooan the cheeseburgehs
*Tom's Brother
So I’ve been paying my 10$ for a while and still haven’t gotten the invite to Shane’s house. This is getting out of hand
Tell him you'll bring a new game.
I knew Shane's comedy but just got into this podcast. This is gold.
Comedians podcast's are usually 120x funnier than their standup
Check him on have a word podcast he was hilarious, my 1st time seeing his work
My first job was at Burger King with a giant black dude that worked there named Burger. No shit that was his birth name. I guess when he was born the doctor said “that thing looks like a hamburger” and mom thought he was talking about the baby.
Might be the best comment I’ve ever read. Satire maybe, believable most definitely.
Did he look like a burger
@@jessicahildebrand9712 looked like grimmace, purple
Arby's we got the pussy MEATS 🍖 🤪
Nah, his parents knew he'd be flippin patties
2:04 you can hear shane start to spin up a joke about schizophrenics killing "themselves"
Selling percs with communion money is amazing.
That's a Delco tradition.
"Nahhhh you can't put them up that high.....you gotta get natives for that"
Mohawk Union Ironworkers are legendary this is not a stereotype
Matt went thru life thinking it was really called "Rogue Scholar" and still doesn't fully understand it today
In his defense it's a useless title
Shout out Shane for revealing his bank account. Fr makes me feel better
Love to see how far he’s come seeing as he’s rolling in it now
Matt’s Korean accent is so fucking good
Shane is too self aware for his own good hahaha always worried about the podcast l0l
Probably his comedian brain subconsciously trying to perfect the set
It was back when they actually put effort into them.
@@bardsamok9221it's from him being one of the first people to get cancelled. Was a snl cast member for one day.
The l0l takes me back to hybridding days😭😭
This has to be the best photoshopped picture of Shane 🤣
The picture with Shane in a blacked video where Matt talks about the porn industry is the new winner
Can they all be the best?
@@cuzinzach4560 Can't avoid the hierarchical power structure dude
Shane wearing his Doug Stanhope costume
Toms Brotha, come a to the office.
These old Testaments are fucking gold.
"They jump off cliffs and do backflips all the time"
As a Native American I can confirm this to be true
Genetic trait
Shane:
Do you have mild downs?
Matt:
Me?
Me:
Yes.
I died dude.
Peepop holding it down for the DAWGS
Matt's stories are the fucking best
So crazy to hear them in the beginning and see where they are now. Proud
@@puckered6036 gilly and keeves is expensive to produce
@@puckered6036 #1
Really? Doesn’t seem that expensive. But regardless, where they are in this pod to where they are now is impressive.
You got to be a special type of white to climb a cell phone tower and change the light bulbs
Peepop is god.
And I’m certain its been said many times before.. but, the thumbnails are always fcking perfect 😄
Lmao I know I’m late but the Mexican lunches thing is spot on. I work with a Mexican husband and wife and they go hard during their lunch break. They bring so much food and pray for the first like 15 minutes of their 30 minute break 😂
Holy shit Matt’s business ventures and ensuing stories are golden
as a hardworking Mexican I agree w everything they said😂
I had a job in HS in the summers doing grounds work for a slightly above avg condo company on B-level golf course and during my work there I remember refusing to do certain jobs like operating a chainsaw to trim trees (I was literally 16 with zero experience wtf?) another time I went around the complex killing weeds with this spray and destroyed the curb side lawn all along the entrance of the place lol then my parens friends went out of town for 2 weeks and stocked their fridge up with alcohol & food and left some money and I no called no showed the entire time because I was like well I'm going back to school a few weeks later anyways who cares? After that 2 week party ended I went back to work really just to pick up my last check and they acted like nothing whatsoever happened, show goes on lol I was like errr alright then lol They knew I was always leaving at the end of the summer to go back to school and I remember one of the years while I was in college they called me to ask to recommend a friend to them LOL. I couldn't possibly be a worse worker, just goes to show ya lol
I worked with a lad for years. His name was Wayne lol. He was a good guy he ran haul truck and I ran loader in a open pit mine Anyways ya I can definitely back up what they are saying. On the weekends ol Wayne would get fuckin dressed up. He would have snake skin boots on some kind of badazzled jeans a snazzy western button up and like a 10 gallon cowboy hat. He drove a dodge 1500 on like 24” in rims 😂. He would always bring home cooked food too it could be middle of December and we’re in bum fuck no where and here comes Wayne with some home made tamales his wife made us.
Wayne rocks, dude
Crazy that they allude to Patreon in passing (not by name) as a possible way to monetise and now they’re the top pod on there for revenue
Matt actually hit that Sarah Mccloughlin song flawlessly
Shane saying "the most I've ever had was $4000" is funny now since the big dawg is the biggest dawg. SODTAOE
I’m gay and I feel incredibly comfortable saying Matt is more than a tad fruity at times
As an Oregonian, I appreciate the “young Ken Keasey” reference from Matt
26:23 I literally lived Matt’s life to a T.. except I’m not best friends with Shane Gillis lmao 😢😅
I’ve seen this schizo cig connection I’m not here to judge just gonna assure everyone it’s real
Love this bullshit. It’s great. You guys are the shit for real. It’s bullshit. But it’s awesome bullshit. No one else does bullshit the true real way. Keep up the good work.
Matt and Shane is literally like listening to my old conversations at the high school lunch table lol
30:58 and now they get like 1m a month from it lol
does matt really think that giving calendars of schoolgirls is a korean business custom
My sister lived in south Korea for five years and it literally is
Has Shane ever gone in depth on his time teaching English in Spain? He discussed it a bit on Barstool when he got hammered a few months back but it was clear he was holding back. As a 10 year ESL loser still in the game I'd like to hear that. These early episode clips are wild.
do you know where that clip is
Yeah I would love to hear more about Spain
Yeah I would like to hear more about English
Being on a lift isn't that scary at all. It's a different sensation than like a cliff or even a tall ass ladder. I know exactly what Matt is talking about "getting acrobatic", you can stand up on the 4" metal band that goes around the perimeter of the basket floor to get a little bit more reach. If you're a real crazy bastard you could stand up on the bars of the basket.
Lol I didn't mean to make that comment as a reply to the English teacher in Spain question. My bad
Is this the infamous episode that got Shane cancelled?
9:17 this shit caught me so off guard im fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂
“People are driving staring at things in the road” *me literally staring at things driving*
The Korean Beer Warehouse part has more rewatch value than Goodfellas
We wrote notes to read after highschool graduation in first grade and mine said: Will be in the NBA draft. In reality what happened is I woke up from my 132 day coma mid senior year and it blew major dick because last time I was awake I was having a great time with the Boyz first week of summer but I died lmao
RIP shane G. sucks he died last night in a car crash....he said some Asi ...hole hit him...lol
After cumtown broke apart I have finally found my new home
It would be cool to watch a video of Matt and Shane listening to this episode
Black people
Are dangerous and should be contained
@@how775 Racist
Haha this has aged well. Shane is taking over everything now. It's so gay. And I'm all for it
It’s cool to listen to the boys before they hit it big.
Its crazy Im listening to Shane before the SNL fiasco
My boss at my current job told me I did a good job when he found out I hid in a box and flashed a bunch of my co workers when they came on shift. So yeah definitely won’t be leaving here ever unless things change.
Shame sounds 60lbs lighter in this audio😂
Shout out la raza
This clip is legendary
Hey now...i saw a Mexican window washer today on a skyscraper.
It's so funny and heartwarming to listen to this knowing where these guys are now
8:20 Korean Matt stories
I always just disappeared when I quit lol or stopped showing up all together. One time i just left a forklift job. Clocked out and dipped. I had moved a stack of boxes that like 6000kg of plastic pellets were resting against once. Shit went everywhere and I just casually clocked out and left.
Baller
Shane as the dad in Matilda would have been hilarious! For real tho he’s more like the brother in that movie, just got his Matilda powers and smarts later in life when he started listening to audio books 😂
Shoutout to Bartleby the Scrivener. A real dawg!
You guys crack me up great podcast
Their dreams did come true
Shane. The podcast doesn't suck. It's literally the best.
thanks peepop
🪳 🐶
Thank you peepop for blessing us today
Sick dude I was gona say that you straight dunkem'd on me
I’ve never laughed myself into a cough but “damn dude it smells like shit out here” 😂😂
I’m cough laughing again typing this 💀💀
Shane sounded so shook when he was talking about the retahded who died
Lol. "You can have as many topping slice as you like"
Matt's Korean voice is so fuckin funny
That story about Mexicans taking monster lunch breaks on a job site is SO fucking true
As someone who worked in west Texas i can agree.
when shane said "a lot of my friends listen to this when they shit" im literally taking a shit right now. Im not even joking.
We believe you bro
We're like fkn Rogue Scholars man
The Melville referenced was awesome
Driving in Philly listening to this. Passed by yakitori boy too. This whole city is a gulag.
Yo Peepop you should do "standing on the gravitron" with luis
Great ep
Holly fuck this whole episode killed me. "Are you 40 yet dude",
26:00 I remember until I was like 13 my plan was just to become famous whenever I decided I was ready, because I was convinced being a professional athlete, actor, etc. was as simple as just doing a "really good job" and boom - you were making millions and on the cover of Forbes
"Toms Blotheh. Toms Blotheh come to office" had me rolling....lol good writing.
I was today years old when I learned that it's not rogue scholar but RHODES scholar lmao
I sympathize with u matt
I can say, we lads do exactly what Matt is saying