Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @austinarcala4525
    @austinarcala4525 10 місяців тому +23746

    The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.

    • @TheSchnozGobbler
      @TheSchnozGobbler 10 місяців тому +1356

      just as the prophecy has foretold

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN 10 місяців тому +136

      Shane and Daniel Carver

    • @DeemMalicious
      @DeemMalicious 10 місяців тому +316

      Legends even.

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 10 місяців тому +157

      these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.

    • @HOWBAZARY
      @HOWBAZARY 10 місяців тому +47

      Shane and Soder!

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 10 місяців тому +8405

    It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 10 місяців тому +354

      Pair of down to earth syndromes more like

    • @nathankluttz7314
      @nathankluttz7314 10 місяців тому +66

      they are down for anything. like young joc its going down

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 10 місяців тому +97

      They barely beat the syndrome bruh

    • @dangbruhskyy
      @dangbruhskyy 10 місяців тому +74

      nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes

    • @Toreju7240
      @Toreju7240 10 місяців тому +68

      Their syndrome is down but their money is up

  • @andrewwalker208
    @andrewwalker208 10 місяців тому +3450

    “Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.

    • @jeskah8zy0u
      @jeskah8zy0u 10 місяців тому +54

      I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears

    • @junkyardbaby5814
      @junkyardbaby5814 10 місяців тому +30

      “I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling

    • @duanedes1gn
      @duanedes1gn 10 місяців тому +35

      Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.

    • @KennyRooks
      @KennyRooks 10 місяців тому +6

      I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 10 місяців тому +7

      Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)

  • @marcoperez6210
    @marcoperez6210 6 місяців тому +767

    “Getting tased feels like somebody from the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn’t know was connected to you” 😂😂

    • @pane36
      @pane36 5 місяців тому +20

      Can confirm. My brother brought his taser over the other day and I zapped my left calf. Somehow it hurt like a bitch up in my right shoulder, and it felt like my OS got reset. That shit is wild.

    • @AndrewDriver-e5u
      @AndrewDriver-e5u 5 місяців тому

      ​@@pane36 taser or stun gun?

    • @pane36
      @pane36 5 місяців тому +1

      @@AndrewDriver-e5u Taser, I think. It looked like a flashlight with spikes coming out around the glass up front. It would arc between the spikes when you turned it on. I was also surprised by how loud those things are.

    • @AndrewDriver-e5u
      @AndrewDriver-e5u 5 місяців тому +6

      @pane36 That's a stun gun. Tasers are the little yellow guns that fire barbs into the target and are more powerful.

    • @FuzzyV
      @FuzzyV 4 місяці тому +3

      Got buzzed a couple of times during my lifetime, from changing a simple lightbulb or trying a taser on me.. I can say honestly that’s the best description I’ve heard so far 🫣🫣😂

  • @coolasscolb
    @coolasscolb 10 місяців тому +3173

    Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 10 місяців тому +46

      One of the best parts!

    • @sergeantnuke
      @sergeantnuke 10 місяців тому +64

      Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol

    • @smoothjiminal4509
      @smoothjiminal4509 10 місяців тому +7

      Loved that

    • @jorgemunoz2065
      @jorgemunoz2065 10 місяців тому +57

      It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 10 місяців тому +10

      Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro 10 місяців тому +1645

    Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.

    • @katiechatelain4209
      @katiechatelain4209 10 місяців тому +28

      Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 10 місяців тому +127

      "Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."

    • @dbsuper2928
      @dbsuper2928 10 місяців тому +58

      That’s not a my little pony
      That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂

    • @thisrsrsnamect5599
      @thisrsrsnamect5599 10 місяців тому +36

      you thought you was howling
      But you check under the tongue here
      Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 10 місяців тому +40

      @@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes

  • @ejzmudapersonal3212
    @ejzmudapersonal3212 10 місяців тому +1096

    Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂

    • @rosariocastorena9103
      @rosariocastorena9103 10 місяців тому +8

      🤣🤣

    • @tr702
      @tr702 10 місяців тому +65

      Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.

    • @sterlin9tv849
      @sterlin9tv849 10 місяців тому +9

      @@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie

    • @Zeus-rw7df
      @Zeus-rw7df 10 місяців тому +2

      Yoo 🤣🤣

    • @user-zm6wk5zx2d
      @user-zm6wk5zx2d 25 днів тому

      Lololololo....the penthouse is under the mattress!!😮😂😅 as simple as...secreatin round up in hura.

  • @mohamedbhorat6007
    @mohamedbhorat6007 5 місяців тому +136

    Shane's knowledge of American history is highly underated

    • @johnford9070
      @johnford9070 5 місяців тому +18

      Well he’s got a bachelor’s degree in American history lol

    • @shlosher
      @shlosher 5 місяців тому +19

      He's got early-onset Republican.

    • @TDD_Drums
      @TDD_Drums 3 місяці тому

      ​@@shlosherYou have to be a Republican to know history?

    • @M.ds87
      @M.ds87 3 місяці тому

      ​@@TDD_DrumsThat's actually contraindicated.
      This does not replace medical advice, and I am not a doctor.

    • @Dob_Ogurt
      @Dob_Ogurt 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes ​@@TDD_Drums

  • @MichaelEarl-d1d
    @MichaelEarl-d1d 10 місяців тому +1247

    The amount of times Shane says "Yeah" while either disagreeing or having no clue what Theo is saying so he will keep going is so damn classic LMAO 🤣😂

    • @tr702
      @tr702 10 місяців тому +70

      Yeah.

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola 10 місяців тому +55

      I liked how he believed that theo had a buddy that had an air balloon and when he said that the lady refused the proposal it snapped him back to logic and hes like.. this is ALL horseshit CAKEPOP NOOOO

    • @RickSanchez-pk4fw
      @RickSanchez-pk4fw 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah

    • @30MILcash
      @30MILcash 10 місяців тому +2

      Great improv. Yeah and….

    • @Kestheba
      @Kestheba 10 місяців тому +4

      What do you mean it was fake? @@drinkmorecocacola

  • @adm69420
    @adm69420 10 місяців тому +735

    "Look up if I jinxed him or not"
    is one of the best moments I've ever had watching this.

    • @Guy-itsMeOK
      @Guy-itsMeOK 10 місяців тому +18

      "Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😅😂😂 33:49

    • @Lazepay
      @Lazepay 10 місяців тому +4

      LMFAO i lost it

    • @logmaster27
      @logmaster27 10 місяців тому +4

      That was pretty good.

    • @jorgemunoz2065
      @jorgemunoz2065 10 місяців тому +5

      “Jayme can you pull up some help” lol

    • @Disconnected66
      @Disconnected66 10 місяців тому +4

      lmao it's like a combination of how he actually uses his screen for that stuff and also the general internet mocking "jamie pull that up"

  • @shouldaboughtahonda
    @shouldaboughtahonda 10 місяців тому +2613

    In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂

    • @rudyj8948
      @rudyj8948 10 місяців тому +72

      Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂

    • @grumpymonkey5994
      @grumpymonkey5994 10 місяців тому +85

      Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 10 місяців тому +11

      Would be a great show

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 10 місяців тому

      @@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling 10 місяців тому +30

      Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol

  • @AshleyKopituk
    @AshleyKopituk 5 місяців тому +32

    “A 12 Gauge and some Tramadol” Ahahahaha!!! That one got me!🤣

  • @dundermifflinity
    @dundermifflinity 9 місяців тому +1073

    “Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes”
    Fucking hell Theo 😂

    • @vinceg1094
      @vinceg1094 9 місяців тому +20

      Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL

    • @nickkerr5714
      @nickkerr5714 8 місяців тому +23

      Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl
      😂

    • @peterpemrich6962
      @peterpemrich6962 8 місяців тому

      ​@nickkerr5714 LMAO

    • @PierzStyx
      @PierzStyx 8 місяців тому +11

      I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.

    • @markmusial7708
      @markmusial7708 7 місяців тому +1

      How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?

  • @DepthFromAbove
    @DepthFromAbove 10 місяців тому +998

    Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.

    • @toneloke454
      @toneloke454 10 місяців тому +12

      seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.

    • @aycuh7873
      @aycuh7873 10 місяців тому +33

      @@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.

    • @norm77
      @norm77 10 місяців тому +22

      Amy schumer is better

    • @rdp430
      @rdp430 10 місяців тому +31

      @@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for

    • @elemer2089
      @elemer2089 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!

  • @VichyAlways
    @VichyAlways 10 місяців тому +541

    I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 10 місяців тому +1

      When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it

    • @rottingpotatoes2483
      @rottingpotatoes2483 10 місяців тому +11

      @@crakhaed1:40:54

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 10 місяців тому +20

      @@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊

    • @Adam_S4
      @Adam_S4 10 місяців тому +33

      And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly

    • @user-kq8dg9op7f
      @user-kq8dg9op7f 10 місяців тому +4

      @@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha

  • @Wilson7924
    @Wilson7924 3 місяці тому +20

    I laughed way more than I should have at the line "Cakepop no."

  • @davidrabe9415
    @davidrabe9415 10 місяців тому +612

    Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 9 місяців тому +12

      Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.

    • @BeG00dT0Y0urSelf
      @BeG00dT0Y0urSelf 9 місяців тому +2

      🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎

    • @Jonathanmm7
      @Jonathanmm7 9 місяців тому +6

      @@i8764theKevassitant matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia 8 місяців тому +3

      You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.

  • @FoxIslandRailroadCo
    @FoxIslandRailroadCo 10 місяців тому +564

    Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂

    • @dmtisgod4206
      @dmtisgod4206 10 місяців тому +17

      Was searching for this comment 😂

    • @Sideway-Sammy
      @Sideway-Sammy 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 10 місяців тому +9

      Wild to come up with that on the spot lol

    • @goodlifegreenscapesbrecken5928
      @goodlifegreenscapesbrecken5928 2 місяці тому

      Bro i redd this comment at the EXACT MOMENT Theo said it 😂

    • @jwrailve3615
      @jwrailve3615 18 днів тому

      1st grade name drop Dustin canales mf projectile vomited on my “where’s David?” Book and my lower shirt and pants I think it was page 42 or something was covered the rest of the year it was horrible the entire class ended up getting sick too 😂😂😂 cracked barrel baptism I guess

  • @ashercooper4017
    @ashercooper4017 10 місяців тому +2835

    The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro 10 місяців тому +334

      And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo

    • @thomassomething6613
      @thomassomething6613 10 місяців тому +20

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @PozzaPizz
      @PozzaPizz 10 місяців тому +145

      The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real

    • @ashercooper4017
      @ashercooper4017 10 місяців тому +98

      @@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭

    • @boiledegginterested
      @boiledegginterested 10 місяців тому +2

      @ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol

  • @redsoxfox
    @redsoxfox 29 днів тому +7

    1:54 nah Shane is a governor and Theo is a President in comparison. Theo has natural abilities, charm, and whatever else that will never be seen again but Shane is just a high end comedian.

    • @patrickl8943
      @patrickl8943 29 днів тому +2

      I get what you're saying but I think history will show that Shane is actually a genuine freak talent comic

  • @JoshWithoutLeave
    @JoshWithoutLeave 10 місяців тому +772

    I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable

  • @Opti
    @Opti 10 місяців тому +3364

    Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!

    • @nikkimelay5293
      @nikkimelay5293 10 місяців тому +131

      Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman

    • @justinalexander5959
      @justinalexander5959 10 місяців тому +41

      Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 10 місяців тому +15

      Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 10 місяців тому +3

      Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show.
      His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored.
      (LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)

    • @ryanm7615
      @ryanm7615 10 місяців тому

      @@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something

  • @barahng
    @barahng 10 місяців тому +302

    "An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find

    • @zackarialundy
      @zackarialundy 10 місяців тому +5

      This shit killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth 10 місяців тому

      😂😂.

    • @27thcolossus
      @27thcolossus 10 місяців тому +20

      One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol

    • @martinlouis911
      @martinlouis911 10 місяців тому +8

      That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand

    • @kezp8114
      @kezp8114 10 місяців тому

      I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general

  • @therealsaintlucifer777
    @therealsaintlucifer777 3 місяці тому +14

    Theo looks like that cool auntie that gives you weed and a beer

    • @Bre2751
      @Bre2751 2 місяці тому

      “Let me hit ya fuckin weed pen”

  • @chris-johnson
    @chris-johnson 10 місяців тому +367

    Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!

    • @SusieQZee
      @SusieQZee 10 місяців тому +10

      He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂

    • @JHERI493
      @JHERI493 10 місяців тому +2

      Lmao, perfect timing

    • @QuinlanVoss.
      @QuinlanVoss. 10 місяців тому +9

      Stolen top comment

    • @chris-johnson
      @chris-johnson 10 місяців тому +9

      @@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on UA-cam? How much are you getting paid to do that?

    • @QuinlanVoss.
      @QuinlanVoss. 10 місяців тому

      @@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓

  • @Grodstark
    @Grodstark 9 місяців тому +877

    If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.

    • @sebastianwhalin743
      @sebastianwhalin743 9 місяців тому +33

      Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us

    • @domcamp3313
      @domcamp3313 8 місяців тому +23

      @@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao

    • @davelangford2439
      @davelangford2439 8 місяців тому +18

      Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not

    • @Frandaman84
      @Frandaman84 8 місяців тому +18

      Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂

    • @kenmalave5438
      @kenmalave5438 8 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao ​@davelangford2439

  • @marshallcopley7542
    @marshallcopley7542 10 місяців тому +523

    It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.

    • @shyloscharn
      @shyloscharn 10 місяців тому +2

      Damn way to beat around the bush lmao

    • @krisztiankorosi7752
      @krisztiankorosi7752 10 місяців тому +6

      Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.

    • @frankievaldez6816
      @frankievaldez6816 9 місяців тому +4

      They participated, but your comment wins gold

    • @ReggieWHUFC
      @ReggieWHUFC 9 місяців тому

      😂

  • @athenaargyropoulos5988
    @athenaargyropoulos5988 5 місяців тому +9

    GET IT DONE CAKE POP! Is the motivation I didn’t know I needed

  • @Kell_aka_Mr.Motion
    @Kell_aka_Mr.Motion 10 місяців тому +1100

    Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 10 місяців тому +33

      Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.

    • @sickofyou4408
      @sickofyou4408 10 місяців тому +49

      ​@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂

    • @bradyburnham4967
      @bradyburnham4967 10 місяців тому +19

      @@sickofyou4408no one mad

    • @itsnotthatserious9102
      @itsnotthatserious9102 10 місяців тому +29

      @@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”

    • @K.R.20
      @K.R.20 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬

  • @jdgunckle6770
    @jdgunckle6770 10 місяців тому +312

    The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…

    • @laurenherda2415
      @laurenherda2415 10 місяців тому +7

      Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂

    • @hadesmusic1175
      @hadesmusic1175 10 місяців тому +3

      Get well soon 🙏

    • @KCNicole
      @KCNicole 10 місяців тому +1

      I damn near choked! 😂

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 10 місяців тому

      Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO

    • @nateauld
      @nateauld 10 місяців тому +2

      12:37 He was so quick to it too

  • @BooshkiiBomb123
    @BooshkiiBomb123 7 місяців тому +272

    Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other

  • @jamesmick8653
    @jamesmick8653 25 днів тому +6

    The bum army talk is making me cry laughing.

  • @xannypacquiao1792
    @xannypacquiao1792 9 місяців тому +433

    "A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂

    • @DstrtdMnd
      @DstrtdMnd 9 місяців тому +20

      It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power

    • @kristiriley7158
      @kristiriley7158 9 місяців тому +10

      I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!

    • @zachdaley5215
      @zachdaley5215 9 місяців тому +7

      The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane

    • @DstrtdMnd
      @DstrtdMnd 9 місяців тому +9

      @@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.

    • @christianauldridge1264
      @christianauldridge1264 9 місяців тому +9

      @@xahstit’s specifically related to only one thing: Shawshank redemption, that’s what specific means?

  • @Agawa91
    @Agawa91 10 місяців тому +335

    Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy

    • @BMABEEEE
      @BMABEEEE 10 місяців тому +11

      Look at you getting all parasocial.

    • @AlexZeBeast
      @AlexZeBeast 10 місяців тому +4

      It would make you depressed

    • @BMABEEEE
      @BMABEEEE 10 місяців тому +2

      @MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 9 місяців тому

      this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.

    • @leacipurr
      @leacipurr 9 місяців тому

      "Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.

  • @logankowalyk2580
    @logankowalyk2580 10 місяців тому +975

    Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao

    • @KrispyKruiser
      @KrispyKruiser 10 місяців тому +23

      Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

    • @KrispyKruiser
      @KrispyKruiser 10 місяців тому +1

      Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

    • @thisistheway3456
      @thisistheway3456 10 місяців тому +26

      U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well

    • @TheLostDude7
      @TheLostDude7 9 місяців тому +5

      ​​@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu
      They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs.
      So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol

  • @scottdiggler794
    @scottdiggler794 25 днів тому +2

    “Probably just hunting square footage dude.” Lolololol

  • @charlesbetts8396
    @charlesbetts8396 10 місяців тому +217

    Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.

    • @stylo8845
      @stylo8845 10 місяців тому +7

      And Shane keeps growing...

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 10 місяців тому +10

      They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy

    • @charlesbetts8396
      @charlesbetts8396 10 місяців тому

      ​@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin

    • @aboveSubparBallAnalysis
      @aboveSubparBallAnalysis 10 місяців тому +1

      goated

    • @norm77
      @norm77 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Azoria4 good idea

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 10 місяців тому +190

    The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂

    • @adamashby2244
      @adamashby2244 10 місяців тому +9

      Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger 9 місяців тому +84

    "Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.

  • @healthhabits79
    @healthhabits79 6 місяців тому +5

    “Look up if I jinxed him or not” might be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard!

  • @trunksgaming44
    @trunksgaming44 10 місяців тому +116

    These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo

    • @thefighterdoc.343
      @thefighterdoc.343 9 місяців тому

      I know.... Hairy asses😂

    • @bobbowie9350
      @bobbowie9350 9 місяців тому +2

      Theos act is so boring.

    • @Bre2751
      @Bre2751 2 місяці тому

      I don’t think they know either tbh

  • @salampapi
    @salampapi 10 місяців тому +167

    "I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao

    • @Sparsedood
      @Sparsedood 10 місяців тому +48

      "Look up if I jinxed him real quick"

    • @PartiallyC0rrect
      @PartiallyC0rrect 10 місяців тому +18

      I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha

    • @dr5920
      @dr5920 10 місяців тому +1

      obviously shane was joking 😂

    • @KwanLorb1966
      @KwanLorb1966 10 місяців тому +1

      What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it

  • @user-lr6ze7dg2k
    @user-lr6ze7dg2k 10 місяців тому +106

    The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll

  • @cozmonauts932
    @cozmonauts932 13 днів тому +2

    The gods of skit comedy and standup have blessed us with this podcast, here’s to the 9 month anniversary of watching this video every single day

  • @KingNiros
    @KingNiros 9 місяців тому +209

    What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.

  • @WhereIsSchmitty
    @WhereIsSchmitty 10 місяців тому +67

    33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂

  • @christophermelillo9847
    @christophermelillo9847 9 місяців тому +139

    “And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂
    I fucking burst out laughing.

    • @charliep4680
      @charliep4680 2 місяці тому

      My favorite line of the whole thing

  • @michaelblash8860
    @michaelblash8860 6 місяців тому +10

    The backpeddle from Shane at 23:54 is the funniest bit of this whole podcast LMAOOOOOO He knew exactly what he said

    • @mem7806
      @mem7806 3 місяці тому

      abt his wife? 😭

  • @jakefromstatefarm8010
    @jakefromstatefarm8010 10 місяців тому +367

    Theo and Shane is an unbeatable combo. You guys both really give me hope for the comedy world

    • @nickadkins7765
      @nickadkins7765 10 місяців тому +4

      All facts! Not many other comedic pairs that can do it better than these guys!

    • @BryanPopeProductions
      @BryanPopeProductions 10 місяців тому +6

      We're in a sad comedic state lately it seems, outside of these two I can't think of anyone really rocking the scene. You can tell they're kind of drained in a lot of their guest appearances because they have to put up with fake comedians that just aren't on the same level, it must be lonely for them.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 10 місяців тому +5

      @@BryanPopeProductionsShort sighted and jaded comment.

    • @BryanPopeProductions
      @BryanPopeProductions 10 місяців тому +4

      @@ETAisNOW I'm of course open to suggestions. Who else entering mainstream stand-up or comedy podcasting is at their level?

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 10 місяців тому

      Are**

  • @gutterratshinobi4050
    @gutterratshinobi4050 10 місяців тому +449

    The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today

    • @Fondofmelobster
      @Fondofmelobster 10 місяців тому +88

      Jesus, take it down a notch bud

    • @valentinav1524
      @valentinav1524 10 місяців тому +20

      Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist

    • @aussieaussie4848
      @aussieaussie4848 10 місяців тому +17

      This comment is so fucking funny

    • @wesakejack
      @wesakejack 10 місяців тому +26

      Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy

    • @virtual_balboa
      @virtual_balboa 10 місяців тому +3

      So good I died

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 10 місяців тому +123

    You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.

  • @johnwolf3563
    @johnwolf3563 5 місяців тому +2

    There will never be anything better than these two together talking. This is bliss. ❤

  • @BiiskapsLV
    @BiiskapsLV 10 місяців тому +361

    That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...

    • @Forever.29
      @Forever.29 10 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely!! 😂

    • @latinobandido7471
      @latinobandido7471 10 місяців тому

      You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.

    • @goodboysongs
      @goodboysongs 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.

    • @liamleonard9120
      @liamleonard9120 10 місяців тому

      @@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown

    • @KrimetTStarKiller
      @KrimetTStarKiller 10 місяців тому +9

      In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died?
      Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?

  • @MR-jd1yo
    @MR-jd1yo 10 місяців тому +192

    "this is black clue "is wild lmao

    • @josephrudasill9180
      @josephrudasill9180 10 місяців тому +3

      Had me DEAD 😂

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 10 місяців тому

      Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor

    • @target_finder4318
      @target_finder4318 10 місяців тому +3

      Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅

  • @spfadden082711
    @spfadden082711 10 місяців тому +136

    Shane can keep right up with Theo. These are the best episodes where Theo has someone that gets his humor

    • @beaurohrich2926
      @beaurohrich2926 10 місяців тому +7

      I hope you understand Matt mcusker and go watch that episode because Matt is literally way more outta left field than Theo

    • @28andfun-k1t
      @28andfun-k1t 10 місяців тому +8

      Yeah Bill burr wasn't one of them lol.

    • @jackberdine
      @jackberdine 10 місяців тому

      @@beaurohrich2926 you havent been watching Theo very long if you think that lol

  • @Jimjam86
    @Jimjam86 Місяць тому +1

    Mad respect to shane being sober and raw for this one. Its rare to see him so chill even though we all know hes screaming on the inside "get me a beer"

  • @nolandoesthings
    @nolandoesthings 10 місяців тому +88

    3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 10 місяців тому

      Three minutes in and…
      They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳
      🍻

  • @kenclarke5966
    @kenclarke5966 10 місяців тому +620

    I'd love to see Shane Gillis sweat through a full hour podcast by himself.

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 10 місяців тому +23

      he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣

    • @kenclarke5966
      @kenclarke5966 10 місяців тому +28

      @@Junkhead91 his cultural observations are funny. His first special is the GOAT but yeah he can't bullshit as well as Theo or Tim Dillon.

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 10 місяців тому +4

      @@kenclarke5966 for sure. Shane’s standup is decent. He’s almost unbearable in these situations though

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 10 місяців тому +3

      @@kenclarke5966 I guess we’ll ignore cultural observations such as “there aren’t any black people in Ireland,England or Australia” genius lol

    • @dirtmcgirt8644
      @dirtmcgirt8644 10 місяців тому

      @@Junkhead91jokes dummy

  • @Ryan-qe9cy
    @Ryan-qe9cy 7 місяців тому +374

    I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂

    • @wallacehowellii9682
      @wallacehowellii9682 5 місяців тому +7

      Should have called him “Colonel Mustard Greens”.

    • @crhodes8377
      @crhodes8377 5 місяців тому +4

      Tramadol now laters

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 3 місяці тому +2

      I heard on a podcast the other day that when Candice Owens plays Clue she just yells "IT WAS THE JEWS" on turn two.

    • @zachmueller2912
      @zachmueller2912 2 місяці тому

      ​@@wallacehowellii9682😂😂

  • @warrenarden1681
    @warrenarden1681 19 днів тому +1

    "where's this guy going? to get a rebate" that shit is funny af

  • @indirect977
    @indirect977 10 місяців тому +180

    These two are best two comedians in the game right now IMO

    • @squid_fish
      @squid_fish 10 місяців тому +4

      Realest* and yes I agree

    • @JoeMACofNAC
      @JoeMACofNAC 10 місяців тому +17

      The Normand disrespect is unreal.

    • @Jsizzle6809
      @Jsizzle6809 10 місяців тому +25

      Theo is a great comedian but not the best at stand up. He’s the best at solo podcasting. Shane is terrific at stand up.

    • @gravecrawlerr
      @gravecrawlerr 10 місяців тому +7

      @@JoeMACofNACNormand is great but he needs to do something bigger to get into the public’s eye, at least right now. Theo and Shane have been making huge moves on social media recently and that’s why people are noticing them more

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@JoeMACofNACNormands so corny, he's like 90s Seinfeld

  • @RawbKTA
    @RawbKTA 10 місяців тому +35

    “Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂

  • @jonnybarnard8578
    @jonnybarnard8578 9 місяців тому +119

    Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.

  • @stacytw79
    @stacytw79 3 місяці тому +1

    “You mean like underwriting your mortgage??”
    Gah he’s SHARP!!🤯😂😂❤️

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw 10 місяців тому +241

    it's very joyful seeing theo so relaxed and giggly, having a great time. hope shane feels less depressed some day soon :(

    • @RunsWithGinger
      @RunsWithGinger 10 місяців тому +23

      He just gets hungover scaries like the other 200 million Americans. Dude likes to party

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@RunsWithGinger i suppose, but unlike 200 million other Americans, he has the freedom to do whatever he wants. to say it's purely because of alcohol is a bit naive?

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@RunsWithGingerbrotha, 200 million of us arent alcoholics and blacking out after 25 😂. The majority of us are casual drinkers

    • @RunsWithGinger
      @RunsWithGinger 10 місяців тому

      @@vijaysingh-mg2cw that’s what I got from the clip. He said hungover a few times. But yes I agree, I hope he isn’t depressed. He usually talks a lot about his love to party, doesn’t usually say anything about drinking alone depressed or anything like that

    • @Bleeglesplotch
      @Bleeglesplotch 10 місяців тому +7

      Alcohol is a depressant, so if you already have depression it will make it worse.

  • @dablingreen4691
    @dablingreen4691 10 місяців тому +164

    I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something

    • @norm77
      @norm77 10 місяців тому +3

      Me too

    • @benlincoln7358
      @benlincoln7358 10 місяців тому +37

      and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think

    • @norm77
      @norm77 10 місяців тому +2

      @@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha

    • @renser8635
      @renser8635 10 місяців тому +2

      When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh

    • @Gen7486
      @Gen7486 10 місяців тому +2

      That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.

  • @dylanpalmer3726
    @dylanpalmer3726 6 місяців тому +103

    “God wants us to watch it one more time” is some crazy work 😂

  • @pleasebringmeback
    @pleasebringmeback 3 місяці тому +2

    “Look in that baby doll, it’s a shank and picture of Andy Dufresne” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mickeybreezy
    @mickeybreezy 10 місяців тому +58

    "This is our little ring cam... because a lot of them are really like, perceptive you know but they don't really say much" That shit took me out. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lexierietze8213
      @lexierietze8213 8 місяців тому

      Ya that was one of the best of this episode

  • @EatPrayRunTM
    @EatPrayRunTM 10 місяців тому +165

    This episode had me laughing way way more than the 90% of Netflix specials I've seen. Absolutely epic!

    • @redroom8537
      @redroom8537 10 місяців тому

      BJ Armstrong?

    • @talananiyiyaya8912
      @talananiyiyaya8912 10 місяців тому +2

      No it didn't, no it isn't.

    • @inzombnia616
      @inzombnia616 10 місяців тому +1

      I guess I don't get it 🤷 this was just banter; likeable, but not hilarious

    • @talananiyiyaya8912
      @talananiyiyaya8912 10 місяців тому

      @@inzombnia616 exactly, @EatPrayRunTM is showing clear signs of low IQ and T

  • @smax4895
    @smax4895 10 місяців тому +39

    “What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀

    • @AleXxTM123
      @AleXxTM123 9 місяців тому +1

      Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!

  • @peterlove85
    @peterlove85 24 дні тому +2

    The definition of having nothing planned for a podcast lol

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 10 місяців тому +72

    Theo’s upside down nature genuinely tickles Shane. Love to see it.

  • @obipwnshinobi134
    @obipwnshinobi134 10 місяців тому +251

    So much genuine laughter from both of them. The duo chemistry is solid. Shane looks nervous. Hi Shane.

    • @KevinElderFarts
      @KevinElderFarts 10 місяців тому +10

      He already said, he's hung over.

    • @obipwnshinobi134
      @obipwnshinobi134 10 місяців тому +11

      @@KevinElderFarts if you know Shane, that's his baseline.

    • @golfinguru11
      @golfinguru11 10 місяців тому +6

      He’s an anxious fella. Speaking from experience.

    • @kimberleeponce1665
      @kimberleeponce1665 10 місяців тому +3

      i thought that Shane was just a lil tired on this one. maybe its nerves, butwith theo? you think?

    • @obipwnshinobi134
      @obipwnshinobi134 10 місяців тому +5

      @kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.

  • @hugoragan
    @hugoragan 10 місяців тому +160

    Nice to see Shane genuinely happy to be on a podcast with

    • @reheatedpizza7292
      @reheatedpizza7292 10 місяців тому +15

      Even with nothing to talk about he was sitting there smiling it’s good to see that

  • @Monstor7
    @Monstor7 6 днів тому +1

    😆 this popped up on autoplay, and I hear "Ivory flamingo of a boy." Yeah, Shane Gillis was the last person i'd call a flamingo 🤣

  • @dustinbell6709
    @dustinbell6709 10 місяців тому +234

    Shane and Theo really just have an unbelievable chemistry together. They need to play co gas station managers or something together

    • @EveryoneDiesAnyway
      @EveryoneDiesAnyway 10 місяців тому +24

      Fr these the 2 perfect dudes for a comedy movie bring back the early 2000s feel

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 10 місяців тому +1

      no

    • @MrVirtuezzz
      @MrVirtuezzz 10 місяців тому +1

      yeah they'd be asking eachother what they should talk about all shift

    • @jjjyli686
      @jjjyli686 10 місяців тому +11

      Really? I saw 2 guys tryna force the episode through. Chemistry was hardly there at all

    • @JointsMcdanks
      @JointsMcdanks 10 місяців тому +2

      Shanes used to a renegade like Theo from McCusker. Gimme Matt and Theo for 6 hours.

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 10 місяців тому +212

    The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.

    • @wearelightbeings
      @wearelightbeings 10 місяців тому +7

      That’s dark and hilarious. 😂

    • @erixouther
      @erixouther 10 місяців тому +2

      ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE

    • @egodeath5583
      @egodeath5583 10 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rTLpUNhbKYw/v-deo.htmlsi=_9SkC4FHIbOOig5R

    • @bigbelix
      @bigbelix 10 місяців тому +1

      Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.

  • @MundaneRyno
    @MundaneRyno 10 місяців тому +166

    Now this is the energy a comedy pod should be. Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute. Great episode Theo and Shane! 💪

    • @UncommonlyAbrasive
      @UncommonlyAbrasive 10 місяців тому +1

      Two minutes in and I’m already in tears

    • @2BRO2B_jc
      @2BRO2B_jc 10 місяців тому +1

      Two great minds and different styles testing their jokes on each other is funny when they notice the differences in their ways of thinking. Also Theo embracing sobriety and Shane hating it are obvious lol. Been on both sides...I am not judging

  • @AHizo01
    @AHizo01 6 місяців тому +6

    "Theyre kids hate em so they save rare animals" 😂

  • @JegtoDFW504
    @JegtoDFW504 10 місяців тому +72

    Theo is a comedy muse for Shane and Shane is a comedy muse for Theo, this is fun to watch

  • @SunnyDz26
    @SunnyDz26 10 місяців тому +179

    Boys really settled in after about 35 minutes and were killing it for the whole rest of it. Theo saying the elephants were “Artisan Chefs” killed me

    • @JosephScott-ct9sw
      @JosephScott-ct9sw 10 місяців тому +8

      Too much of this was Theo trying to carry Shane on his back. Shane: "Yeah."

    • @lambycorn5253
      @lambycorn5253 10 місяців тому

      this pod was extremely dissapointing honestly@@JosephScott-ct9sw

    • @johndoe-to2hv
      @johndoe-to2hv 10 місяців тому +1

      @@JosephScott-ct9swopposite its theos pod he should be leading the convo and he just says dumb shit where shane cant add to

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 10 місяців тому

      I'm 12 minutes in and watching my neighbors eat supper.

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 10 місяців тому

      ​@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol

  • @davidstaney8765
    @davidstaney8765 10 місяців тому +135

    If these two don't start a podcast together they must hate money. There's no doubt it'd be one of the top podcasts almost immediately. This episode was epic.

    • @beatems
      @beatems 10 місяців тому +6

      MSTSP

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang 10 місяців тому

      I’m not a fan of Shane Gillis.

    • @petrumyndresku9890
      @petrumyndresku9890 10 місяців тому +17

      They really don’t have chemistry. Wouldn’t work, would be torture for Shane

    • @gavincw4195
      @gavincw4195 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@petrumyndresku9890did we watch the same podcast?

    • @IBeHarryP
      @IBeHarryP 10 місяців тому +4

      Would also be torture for Theo. I don't follow his personal life, but from watching his podcasts, Theo seems to be struggling with his Alcohol problem or his prior substance abuse. Shane seems to have no regards and is loving life, but seems drunk all the time. Lol just my opinion

  • @elainedeming4716
    @elainedeming4716 3 місяці тому +3

    The NY Mayor has SNL skit written all over him. 🤭

  • @killerseals
    @killerseals 10 місяців тому +95

    this podcast has that 3am putting off going to bed middle school sleepover energy, could not stop laughing at the absurdities

    • @portlandsamber
      @portlandsamber 10 місяців тому +1

      ☠️

    • @Reclaimer_XB
      @Reclaimer_XB 10 місяців тому +1

      This accurate AF

    • @ryanhebert3022
      @ryanhebert3022 10 місяців тому

      Read this while listening to this at 3am. Except it’s an off day and I’m 26

  • @bhseigel
    @bhseigel 10 місяців тому +52

    Theo reading news headlines and trying to work through what happened is easily one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

    • @atomicstbernard
      @atomicstbernard 10 місяців тому

      Theo reading anything is hilarious.

  • @amarshall2896
    @amarshall2896 10 місяців тому +28

    “Oh you think that’s just your child’s retainer case, but open it up and Bam! It’s an indentured servant and some Quaaludes” 😂

    • @opferzeit
      @opferzeit 10 місяців тому +1

      That whole bit was so fucking good. Theo calling it the black version of Clue😂😂

  • @joshschutz7731
    @joshschutz7731 7 днів тому +1

    Theo in glasses looks exactly like froggy from the 90s little rascals movie and now I can’t unsee it

  • @gut_spiller
    @gut_spiller 10 місяців тому +121

    'It feels like somebody in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn't know about'. This man has unlocked a new level of metaphor in the English language.

    • @soxrule74
      @soxrule74 10 місяців тому

      That was one of my favorite comments

    • @B00NEYdaB0WYER
      @B00NEYdaB0WYER 9 місяців тому

      It’s so true tho, it’s literally like finding out your body is connected to an apartment door buzzer that was installed when the Jews secretly dug those tunnels into your brain.
      lol

  • @Jefferson_Hope
    @Jefferson_Hope 10 місяців тому +150

    This podcast is not for the gym. I almost dropped my weights. Thanks Theo 😂😂😂.

    • @cesarjimenez991
      @cesarjimenez991 10 місяців тому

      M
      Canò😊

    • @davidfarr9484
      @davidfarr9484 9 місяців тому

      I started cracking up in the middle of a set lol

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 9 місяців тому

      If you can listen to people talking when you are working out, you are not really working out.

    • @jordanbaker719
      @jordanbaker719 9 місяців тому

      ​@@cesarjimenez991 Oscar vallaiue santa moraedo ooh mi cano mi cano😢😢😢 aycarumba A yeah , yeah , oh I can't buy a I a consuela el salvador ocean the danka

    • @Fullrev10
      @Fullrev10 9 місяців тому

      Was cutting up firewood and kept dying laughing... Definatly had to stop😂😂😂

  • @DustinColeman22
    @DustinColeman22 10 місяців тому +84

    I know this won’t get to Theo. But thanks for this podcast man! You have helped with my first two months of sobriety and recovery. Laughing with you guy’s really helps!!

    • @taylorshaw7156
      @taylorshaw7156 10 місяців тому +2

      BIG CONGRATS to u Dustin. that’s a feat, I’m proud of you!!

    • @Owen-C1997
      @Owen-C1997 9 місяців тому

      You got this bro 💪

    • @funnybone107
      @funnybone107 9 місяців тому +2

      Peeps browsing in the comments see it, I see it, that’s no little accomplishment! Congratulations! Keep up the good work!

    • @marcJoel
      @marcJoel 9 місяців тому

      Two months. Respect.

    • @thefeverdream
      @thefeverdream 9 місяців тому +1

      Respect man. You don’t need anyone especially Theo

  • @NathanPitts-l4u
    @NathanPitts-l4u 2 місяці тому +1

    Probably the two funniest people in the world right now. I had the pleasure of seeing Theo in New Orleans. Shane is next on my list.

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor1223 10 місяців тому +123

    Man I genuinely love Matts ascension into the elite comedy scene. The shaman is unstoppable

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 10 місяців тому +13

      Level 2 red god is unstoppable.

    • @johngute8296
      @johngute8296 10 місяців тому +16

      I hope he starts doing full flute sets just messing with the new Texas audience.

    • @Boofski
      @Boofski 10 місяців тому

      I tend to love to see people with raging autism do well

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 10 місяців тому

      The shaman is a sham

    • @baTonkaTruck
      @baTonkaTruck 10 місяців тому +2

      His latest special is phenomenal.

  • @JoeAnklam
    @JoeAnklam 10 місяців тому +109

    My Dad just passed this past Monday… thank you guys for giving me a laugh & putting a smile on my face.

    • @skimmy93
      @skimmy93 10 місяців тому +10

      Much love to you Joe.

    • @clg8568
      @clg8568 10 місяців тому +6

      keep your head up bro i lost my father when i was 18 i get it. no words can relate to your exact situation but i can honestly say please keep your head up. love you bro

    • @bennie.379
      @bennie.379 10 місяців тому +3

      much love brother.. so sorry to hear.

    • @fetts_revenge5535
      @fetts_revenge5535 10 місяців тому +2

      Keep it to your self bud. I cannot recall asking

    • @somethingginterestingg4275
      @somethingginterestingg4275 10 місяців тому +2

      Rest in peace 🙏

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 10 місяців тому +121

    Working in the office today and laughing like a psycho. These two never disappoint.

    • @Connor-sn8cx
      @Connor-sn8cx 10 місяців тому +2

      ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @Whiskey_wayne
      @Whiskey_wayne 10 місяців тому +2

      These two never disappoint ☝️🤓

    • @schweinehund3497
      @schweinehund3497 10 місяців тому +4

      @@luiza1736 true there should be a different word for adult daycare than "work"

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 10 місяців тому +3

      Story about the elephant if anyone is curious - the elephant was being mis treated, if im not mistaken had her daughter taken away from her and one day the "trainer" got aggressive with her and she ended him. The circus kept the elephant and kept touring. Papers and media ran stories calling her the murderous marry and turned the public against her. The circus started getting boycotted and losing tons of money. So one day the circus came and advertised a big show at a certian time. So when the time came they brought the elephant out and he gave em what they wanted. He treated the elephant like a person and did what he did and tricked the public into watching. And it did what he wanted. The story ran abd the ppl finally stopped boycotting his circus. Now im days we would all be ok with an elephant defending itself.

    • @ATL64BR33ZY
      @ATL64BR33ZY 10 місяців тому

      @@TheCollapse410 🧐🧐🧐

  • @thetruthh101
    @thetruthh101 3 місяці тому +2

    I’ve never heard Theo Von laugh this much.

  • @amarshall2896
    @amarshall2896 10 місяців тому +47

    “Keyonte Johnson?”
    “No….don’t just name a black guy..” 😂😂😂

  • @Stewyirish
    @Stewyirish 10 місяців тому +29

    "Vomiting on a kid is so funny" - My favorite comedian.

  • @brendawilhite6690
    @brendawilhite6690 9 місяців тому +34

    Theo is the best, You can tell he has a big heart.

  • @CrashMusicKInc2112
    @CrashMusicKInc2112 Місяць тому +1

    These two guys are living legends I absolutely love their stand up they are incredible comedians I can't wait to see both of these guys live Sunday