I think you hit the nail on the head. This is a sequel to Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. This whole time we thought those movies were about Nazis and the Schutzstaffel, but it was really Ilsa, She Wolf of the Star Slammer.
Of all the bad movies I've seen, I can't remember ever seeing a clapperboard accidentally left in the released cut before. That's kind of a milestone of badness.
Manos the Hands of Fate. Especially puzzling, since Manos had no synchronized sound, hence the clapboard was unnecessary. The director must have thought "that's how they make movies".
I've been sober for 8 months now. I've never attempted to quit drinking alcohol before, never really had a problem with it until my mother got sick. But for the better part of 8 months, this channel is one of the handful of channels that really helped me. Thank you Cecil, for everything over the last 4 years since I've discovered your channel. P.s. I do miss your gameplay throughs!! They're awsome and I know why you stopped, bit if you ever do it again, I am so for it! - Shea
You are very welcome! Quitting drinking isn't easy, its something I had to do myself a long time ago. I know some days can seem hard but stick with it and you'll be much better in the long run. Glad I could help in my own little way. :) The game videos may return one day. In the meantime I do have a Twitch channel if you want to see me failing at some games lol
Considering how much he "borrows", Fred Olen Ray has all the directorial expertise of a man spotting a $20 bill on the sidewalk and putting his foot over it.
The 80's produced a lot of sci fi movies that are perfect for your channel: Runaway (1984), Future Force (1989), Moontrap (1989), Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983), Android (1983)...
Bloody Hell Wim! Takes me back to when my dad took me up to my uncle's and I'd get dumped in a room with whatever the hell sci-fi they had going at the time while they did their adult thing in the other room... Totally forgot about Android and Runaway - Tom Selleck? I really miss those days!
To that outstanding list I would add Charles Band's Metal Storm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983), featuring Michael Preston (as the titular villain), Tim Thomerson and Richard Moll (and like Space Hunter originally released in 3D), along with Forbidden World, Roger Corman's follow up to Galaxy of Terror (later remade, poorly, as Dead Space), Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966)--not to be confused with Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Planet, and... well, anything made by Ted V. Mikels or Ray Dennis Steckler (both of whom make ole Fred look like Spieiberg).
@@kennethholland9021 wasn't Tim Thomerson Jack Deth? Same guy who played the 3 inch (or so) guy, or am I mixing my stuff up again - literally getting too old for this shit, but it's good to keep in touch with it.
@@g1zm02k You're thinking of Dollman (1991) in which Thomerson played an alien cop who's 13 inches tall. Thomerson also played the role of Jack Deth, a time travelling policeman, in the Trancers movies.
So amazing to see. I worked with a lot of people on this film. Sandy Brooke is terrific as is Michael Sonye... or Dukey Flyswatter. I even worked on a couple of the films they borrowed clips from. Thank you so much for this.
Or hers is white because she's just got there so it's new. They've been there for ages and so have become grey after multiple washes. We already know from the changing of the top after getting blood on it the producers are sticklers for continuity. Anybody can have millions spent on CGI but that kind of attention to detail makes them the best.
I’ve asked another movie channel, that’s similar to this one, about Ice Pirates, and they said that it’s one of those movies that claim copyright infringement if almost any content from the film is shown. Cecil May have addressed it before, I just don’t remember.
The bounce of the suspension on the space car,reminds me of the old 70's land yachts called country squire.big 454 station wagons that could seat 9+ humans.i used to haul a 500gallon water tank with 1 and there was power to spare.HAR!!!
As someone who's probably watched all of your videos ever - I dont know why, like I care about Filixploitation - I've just always been a #1 quiet fan. But C, you have topped yourself with this one. It is line-by-line your funniest, punniest, dry and 'hey your costume is murdering your labia" review ever. (And you're right. I'm a lady. This is serial killing.) You're one of the best and brightest by far! Bravo!
@@GoodBadFlicks Oh my gosh, I've never learned so much as I did from your Eyes Of Laura Mars review. Thanks for letting me sound cool for awhile there! Always looking forward to more!
Everything about "Star Slammer" ... is ... awesome! One of the neatest things about Ray's use of so much borrowed material/footage is that we can now tie all of the individual movies and shows together ("Battle Beyond the Stars" ties into "Deadly Spawn" ties into "Buck Rogers," etc.), using "Star Slammer" as an "Avengers"-esque anchor film. Now, the possibilities are endless! I see remakes of all these movies, set firmly in the "Star Slammer Universe," featuring run-on cameo appearances by Douglas McKeown (who would have no idea why he's even in the movies), explosive Blender-generated special effects, incredible character development, copious amounts of nudity, a huge "Deadly Spawn" invasion subplot (which then could be tied directly into "Slither" and "Night of the Creeps"), cryptic post-credit sequences, shameless merchandising, TV tie-ins, graphic novels ... and all of it culminating in the final, mind-bending, 37th film installment (est. budget $2.6 million), where all of the disparate heroes unite to defeat the Spawn's super-mother character (before she can snap her fingers and phase-shift the audience into a better movie franchise), entitled "The Star Slammers: Endtime" ... ... ... I'm just sayin' ...
The cameo of the monster from Deadly Spawn was freaking AWESOME!!! :D THAT'S what I call a hell of a cameo! Anyway, Star Slammer....gotta check it out! Keep up the good work! :)
Fascinating look into such a fun genre where everyone, anyone can be a movie star. I enjoy your synapses immensely. A welcomed addition to my subscribed to list.
All this for $200K, it's hard to imagine, no, really, I can see about a buck-fifty went on SFX and the rest (presumably) went on the wrap party- it's awesome!
I love that a movie that includes part of the clapper board cared about continuity enough that they added a seen to explain going from bloody to clean.
Hey man, thanks again for an amazing video. You have one of my favorit UA-cam Channel ever, any one said that you have an amazing voice? :) I´m realy realy looking forward to see the video Exploring Mortal Kombat soon. Thanks for all the hard work man.
I've been listening for a while now, really enjoy your Vids. I know you put a lot of research into them. You make them interesting and entertaining. Keep up the hard work.
I remember this movie I seen it down of your Avenue when it was still up tore down now so it's now Dollar Store it's such a shame memories Misty Holt Avenue Theater well keep up the good work thanks
Little known fact: John Carradine died two weeks before filming started but being the old trooper that he was, never missed a scene. If John signed a contract, he...
I'm not sure why the vehicles and setting on that initial planet remind me so much of the now-obscure early Woody Allen film *Sleeper*. But it's probably mental illness on someone's part. I will now go fetch a mirror and look into it.
FUCKING A!knew i had seen that Rover somewhere else.would have been stuck in my head until I remembered.kinda like if you get concussed and can't remember what happened just before getting your bell rung.its all there, you just can't quite grasp it.
I remember a quote about science fiction films from the 50's. It was that science fiction films often have scantily clad women in them because for the boys who watch these films things like aliens, spacecraft, robots, other worlds and girls are all things that can be put in the same category of things that you will never, ever get anywhere near. This film is nearly soft porn. A lot of horror movies were the same with sexy witches or vampires.
Buckaroo Banzai taught me that if a movie tells you to look for a sequel you should not bother.
Sadly.
“In B movies, female prison wardens must wear bondage gear.”
There. It is now a *written* rule.
I'm wondering why he was complaining about it to begin with =)
I hope Hollywood is taking notes...
@@jamesanthony8438 I certainly wouldn’t be complaining
My dad directed this, it's always fun to watch these when you do them on one of his movies. Love the channel dude keep up the good work!!
Awesome, thanks! Next time you talk to him tell him I love his work as well. :)
@@GoodBadFlicks will do brotha!
That’s very cool
Tell your father that this movie didn't remove enough of my brains because my mouth is still getting my ass into trouble. (teeth chatter)
They had a lot of fun with a budget of near zero It’s in fact a very entertaining flick
I think you hit the nail on the head. This is a sequel to Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. This whole time we thought those movies were about Nazis and the Schutzstaffel, but it was really Ilsa, She Wolf of the Star Slammer.
"That bosom is being held in with spirit gum and hope." Funniest thing I've heard all day.
Unohdettu funniest thing was, I was hoping the OPPOSITE of the actresses!
Of all the bad movies I've seen, I can't remember ever seeing a clapperboard accidentally left in the released cut before. That's kind of a milestone of badness.
Manos the Hands of Fate. Especially puzzling, since Manos had no synchronized sound, hence the clapboard was unnecessary. The director must have thought "that's how they make movies".
"this scene is very important" thank you ! :)
I talk my wife into watching this movie with me years ago. She spent the whole time playing candy crush on her phone LOL.
How could you ever date, Let alone marry, A person that plays candy crush...
*Listening to opening theme* "I see what you did there!" rofl
I've been sober for 8 months now. I've never attempted to quit drinking alcohol before, never really had a problem with it until my mother got sick. But for the better part of 8 months, this channel is one of the handful of channels that really helped me. Thank you Cecil, for everything over the last 4 years since I've discovered your channel.
P.s. I do miss your gameplay throughs!! They're awsome and I know why you stopped, bit if you ever do it again, I am so for it!
- Shea
You are very welcome! Quitting drinking isn't easy, its something I had to do myself a long time ago. I know some days can seem hard but stick with it and you'll be much better in the long run. Glad I could help in my own little way. :)
The game videos may return one day. In the meantime I do have a Twitch channel if you want to see me failing at some games lol
@@GoodBadFlicks so awesome. Thank you, man. I'll check it out for sure. Your narrations are always f*cking great.
Not sure if ANYONE could ever out-overact the lady who was Creedence Gielgud in Troll 2 LOL.
Don't think we didn't notice that search for Nicole Sheridan's IMDb page...
Considering how much he "borrows", Fred Olen Ray has all the directorial expertise of a man spotting a $20 bill on the sidewalk and putting his foot over it.
Meh. If that’s all the effort you’re gonna give, why even bother?
The 80's produced a lot of sci fi movies that are perfect for your channel: Runaway (1984), Future Force (1989), Moontrap (1989), Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983), Android (1983)...
Bloody Hell Wim! Takes me back to when my dad took me up to my uncle's and I'd get dumped in a room with whatever the hell sci-fi they had going at the time while they did their adult thing in the other room... Totally forgot about Android and Runaway - Tom Selleck? I really miss those days!
To that outstanding list I would add Charles Band's Metal Storm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983), featuring Michael Preston (as the titular villain), Tim Thomerson and Richard Moll (and like Space Hunter originally released in 3D), along with Forbidden World, Roger Corman's follow up to Galaxy of Terror (later remade, poorly, as Dead Space), Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966)--not to be confused with Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Planet, and... well, anything made by Ted V. Mikels or Ray Dennis Steckler (both of whom make ole Fred look like Spieiberg).
@@kennethholland9021 wasn't Tim Thomerson Jack Deth? Same guy who played the 3 inch (or so) guy, or am I mixing my stuff up again - literally getting too old for this shit, but it's good to keep in touch with it.
@@g1zm02k You're thinking of Dollman (1991) in which Thomerson played an alien cop who's 13 inches tall. Thomerson also played the role of Jack Deth, a time travelling policeman, in the Trancers movies.
So amazing to see. I worked with a lot of people on this film. Sandy Brooke is terrific as is Michael Sonye... or Dukey Flyswatter. I even worked on a couple of the films they borrowed clips from. Thank you so much for this.
It was a simpler time back then, when people didn't get offended by everything! I miss those days 😥
Is that the vehicle from the Logan's Run Television Series?
11:40 Well, that answers that question.
I got it! Her uniform is white because they left it out of the wash, but accidentally put a black sock in with the rest of them!
Or hers is white because she's just got there so it's new. They've been there for ages and so have become grey after multiple washes. We already know from the changing of the top after getting blood on it the producers are sticklers for continuity. Anybody can have millions spent on CGI but that kind of attention to detail makes them the best.
Quite a catchy title for a silly & fun R rated movie. Be interesting to see a video for The Ice Pirates or Galaxy Terror.
The R rated Barbarella reboot.
The ice pirates was one of my favorites when I was a kid
I’ve asked another movie channel, that’s similar to this one, about Ice Pirates, and they said that it’s one of those movies that claim copyright infringement if almost any content from the film is shown.
Cecil May have addressed it before, I just don’t remember.
Almost forgot.
Check out Cecil’s website, where he has some videos not On UA-cam. Maybe it’s on there if he ever did it.
@@CorbCorbin man that sucks
You keep saying “full bondage gear” like it’s a bad thing
It isn't, although in B movies, that is kinda funny 😏😂
Momma Washington in space....possible Lobo origin story
👏👏👏😂😂!!! Mama Lobo!!
Smile, dipstick
I love it when you review a movie I've never hear of before. It's rare, because we seem to have watched the same obscure horror and sci-fi movies.
Thanx for the Dark Star referance.... started to hear "Benson Arizona" playing in the back of my mind.
CHeers
The bounce of the suspension on the space car,reminds me of the old 70's land yachts called country squire.big 454 station wagons that could seat 9+ humans.i used to haul a 500gallon water tank with 1 and there was power to spare.HAR!!!
Thanks for the new video. It Always makes Monday’s better. How about a Rutger Hauer tribute review.?
'This scene is very important'
That's Fred Olen Ray's trademark right there!
As someone who's probably watched all of your videos ever - I dont know why, like I care about Filixploitation - I've just always been a #1 quiet fan. But C, you have topped yourself with this one. It is line-by-line your funniest, punniest, dry and 'hey your costume is murdering your labia" review ever. (And you're right. I'm a lady. This is serial killing.) You're one of the best and brightest by far! Bravo!
Wow, thank you quiet fan! :)
@@GoodBadFlicks Oh my gosh, I've never learned so much as I did from your Eyes Of Laura Mars review. Thanks for letting me sound cool for awhile there! Always looking forward to more!
Good Gods man, if this isn't the first stop for how much you know about films off the bat I don't know what is!
Everything about "Star Slammer" ... is ... awesome! One of the neatest things about Ray's use of so much borrowed material/footage is that we can now tie all of the individual movies and shows together ("Battle Beyond the Stars" ties into "Deadly Spawn" ties into "Buck Rogers," etc.), using "Star Slammer" as an "Avengers"-esque anchor film. Now, the possibilities are endless! I see remakes of all these movies, set firmly in the "Star Slammer Universe," featuring run-on cameo appearances by Douglas McKeown (who would have no idea why he's even in the movies), explosive Blender-generated special effects, incredible character development, copious amounts of nudity, a huge "Deadly Spawn" invasion subplot (which then could be tied directly into "Slither" and "Night of the Creeps"), cryptic post-credit sequences, shameless merchandising, TV tie-ins, graphic novels ... and all of it culminating in the final, mind-bending, 37th film installment (est. budget $2.6 million), where all of the disparate heroes unite to defeat the Spawn's super-mother character (before she can snap her fingers and phase-shift the audience into a better movie franchise), entitled "The Star Slammers: Endtime" ... ... ... I'm just sayin' ...
I've been in a shitty mood and this helped. Thank you for your upload ^_^
You are welcome :)
I didn't realize till you said it that Sandy Brooke was the same from Nightmare Sisters! Another great video, Cecil. :-)
That intromusic! Three notes from a lawsuit ;)
OMG! That was AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing with us, man! :D
This movie could have been improved with two things: Sybil Danning.
I see what ya did there. And you're right!
Or Monique Gabrielle
And the late Lana Clarks
Since this film feels like "Reform School Girls" in space to me, I'd have to agree.
The cameo of the monster from Deadly Spawn was freaking AWESOME!!! :D
THAT'S what I call a hell of a cameo! Anyway, Star Slammer....gotta check it out! Keep up the good work! :)
11:31 Ha! I knew it. That armor with front-and-back abs is one of a kind! :D
Fascinating look into such a fun genre where everyone, anyone can be a movie star. I enjoy your synapses immensely. A welcomed addition to my subscribed to list.
The Monty Python gag was killer.
God i love your channel so much. Keep the good work sir!
All this for $200K, it's hard to imagine, no, really, I can see about a buck-fifty went on SFX and the rest (presumably) went on the wrap party- it's awesome!
Never change cecil... you are one of the youtube greats my brother.
Yes we do need The Tomb on Blu-Ray! As well as many other forgotten classics that still aren't even on DVD yet! Great review as always, Cecil!
This is my favourite movie review related channel. Hilarity and awesomeness. Nothing else to say.
:)
Galaxy of Terror. Hmm I remember that film for some reason. ;)
I'd like to hear your explanation for that, but you'd probably find a way to worm your way out of it...
this has been by far the most entertaining review during a binge.
I love that a movie that includes part of the clapper board cared about continuity enough that they added a seen to explain going from bloody to clean.
3:03, Wayne's world, Wayne's world, Wayne's world, it's party time!!
Hey man, thanks again for an amazing video. You have one of my favorit UA-cam Channel ever, any one said that you have an amazing voice? :)
I´m realy realy looking forward to see the video Exploring Mortal Kombat soon.
Thanks for all the hard work man.
Excellent !!!
Bantor is wearing the exact same outfit as Jared Syn in Metalstorm. I had a good laugh when I saw that.
Spirit Gum and Hope, all that was needed in the 80's
ILSA!!! The Tigress of Siberia! Bless your eyes.
Good ol' times. You don't get movies like that anymore. Stupid but fun.
That picture of Haggis was more disturbing than anything I have seen the past weeks.
Also: you have to make a video about Nightmare Sisters now.
Who needs Orange is the New Black? We have STAR SLAMMER!!!
2:07, space Amish!!😂
mama washington in space! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?
Loved the soundtrack
Never stop making these vids
I come in peace in the name of Towel. Towelie from South Park got himself a religion!
That city footage from Buck Rogers was also re-used in Dollman. I love this movie so much.
I've been listening for a while now, really enjoy your Vids. I know you put a lot of research into them. You make them interesting and entertaining. Keep up the hard work.
This movie has me laughing so hard!
"Hey, this isn't an arena! Those are stocks!"
Actually, they're pillories. Stocks are for your feet, a pillory is for the head and hands.
I like how they put on Hockey gloves on Garth.
I'd love if GBG reviewed Judgment Night. One of my all time faves but not heard of by many. Perfect for a Good Bad Flicks treatment
@Irish Jester That's the one. :)
The evil Muffin...
I'm intrigued....😮
Why is she wearing white when everyone else is wearing grey? Obviously, because shes actually the ships thermometer. Apparently, its cold.
My take was that all the other prisoners uniforms used to be white once. XP
9:43-Am I the only one who is reminded of EMMANUELLE IN SPACE every time that ship pops up instead of BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS ?
Man, that's some hardcore "He-Man" armor...
Lol I watched this way back and was too embarrassed to tell anyone I watched it. 😂😂😂
I always stay for the stinger at the end, in case stan lee makes an appearance with previews for the next MCU blockbuster.
Hilarious, thank you!
Excellent video Cecil can you please review The Hitcher from 1986 staring Rutger Hauer.
Bite your tongue. The Hitcher is not a good bad flick. It's a good flick.
Nick Stadler Even so, think of it as a GoodBadFlicks' Rutger Hauer commemoration; something to remember him by.
I agree. Cecil please review the Hitcher. It receives so little attention. Such a damn shame!
Ooohhhhh yes.
I remember this movie I seen it down of your Avenue when it was still up tore down now so it's now Dollar Store it's such a shame memories Misty Holt Avenue Theater well keep up the good work thanks
Ill have you know Cecil, lobotomy using a XR is relaxing
If it hadn't been for your enthusiam and knowledge about these types of films, Cecil, I don't think I would've shown some interest in them.
:)
This movie looks like a lot of fun
1:46 Aaaaaand I just died!
"Evil dominatrix" is a tautology. Have you ever heard about a "good dominatrix"?
"Is there some unwritten rule that in B movies prison wardens need to wear bondage gear?"
I don't know. But there should be.
New Retro Wave brought me here!
0:50 That haggis is scarier than the movie. Jack H Harris produced The Blob, Equinox, and Dark Star
OY!! Wats wrong with haggis im scottish and i find that offensive god the only haggis joke that makes me react😂
OK. 2:35 in. Its so bad its awesome. will watch. thanks GBF!
9:24 Party on Garth ;-;7
Yes, I remember this. Every costume change was funnier than the last.
You MUST do Werewolf (Arizona Werewolf)., one of the BEST films MST has ever skewered.
I support this comment!
5:35 Starring Zero 2, Dark Matter, Gooey, and Miracle Matter.
Little known fact: John Carradine died two weeks before filming started but being the old trooper that he was, never missed a scene. If John signed a contract, he...
I'm not sure why the vehicles and setting on that initial planet remind me so much of the now-obscure early Woody Allen film *Sleeper*. But it's probably mental illness on someone's part. I will now go fetch a mirror and look into it.
"Sleeper" isn't that obscure.
@7:42....this is an 80's movie?!?! That Warden is packing 21st-century PAWG thickness o_O. Maybe this flick is actually a future-space documentary?!?!
Nice to see one of the hovercars from the Logan's Run series in use. Damn, the prison ship is Cayman's from Battle Beyond the Stars.
"It's...!" 🤣
Lascheque total class, right there. He didn’t even have to go past that one word!
The arena monster looks like a langoleer stuck on the headless horsemen
Holy shit! Bantor is wearing Jered Zin's armor from Metalstorm!
Lol @ the iPhone lobotomy reference.
FUCKING A!knew i had seen that Rover somewhere else.would have been stuck in my head until I remembered.kinda like if you get concussed and can't remember what happened just before getting your bell rung.its all there, you just can't quite grasp it.
The flying circus reference happened just as I noticed he looked like eric idle
I remember a quote about science fiction films from the 50's. It was that science fiction films often have scantily clad women in them because for the boys who watch these films things like aliens, spacecraft, robots, other worlds and girls are all things that can be put in the same category of things that you will never, ever get anywhere near. This film is nearly soft porn. A lot of horror movies were the same with sexy witches or vampires.