Trump Claims He Does Not Support a National Abortion Ban
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, April 9, then welcomes Late Night writer Jeff Wright to illustrate how the United States government is handling citizens' concerns.
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"I can't believe people are comparing Trump to satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Trump." -Ice T
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Love it!💖
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Proud to be Canadian. We figured out how Trudeau and Biden are just messengers for the UN agenda! In another year Trudeau despite all his sponsored media will be sent back to the UN to devise their next plan for their unelected dictatorship, NWO! Climate Change Morons!
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Jeff's government bit was so accurate it's scary.
Nah, not enough bickering or conspiracy theories
That was a BRILLIANT skit on the government: give your writer a raise, Seth!
Unh uh ! To quote Redd Foxx "gimme back my Jews!"
Is this [gulp] _DEI_ comedy??? I hope this isn't.
@@ttacking_you Do you even know what DEI is?
😂
@@michaelmccluskey1155 I didn't say DEI, I said _DEI COMEDY..._ A most crucial distinction. That was not late night quality. That's not a "racist comment" because there's definitely better black writers ( Glover, Peele or Peterson off the top of my head...and Ruffin)
@@ttacking_you digging a racist hole I see.
The Jeff Wright bit was pure gold
Fools gold
@@WorldWarIVXX you are obvious
@@azae00Vids ...ok?
Unlike those fake azz shoes.
Kinda want to see him do something with Ryan George now.
Says The man constantly taking Victory Laps for Killing Roe v Wade. 🙄
Killing roe v wade returned the decision to the states. He has consistently side with states rights over national mandates. Hell, during covid, he let states decide lockdown/opening up rather than dictating national mandates.
Trump never took a lap. Sounds too much like exercise.
He claims ownership of anything he thinks looks like a success, whether or not he was responsible for it. He's pathetically insecure and tries to make himself look better, but fails spectacularly in the eyes of any moderately intelligent person.
CORRECTION: The eclipse was not visible (to any degree) in Ireland so they wouldn't have eclipse glasses there.
#corrections
They are required in Irish courts, just like those white wigs they make the lawyers wear.
Thanks, space jackal 🤓
@sherinameless1618 Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Remember when that prosecutor tried to fool the court with 3D glasses? Kicked out of court, never to be seen again.
COUNTER-CORRECTION Part of Ireland got a partial eclipse. 0.314 magnitude.
@@jb888888888 Would that be a pi-tial eclipse? Or maybe a pi-over-ten-tial eclipse.
Jeff Wright sketch was excellent, more please!
No way Trump signs a dead bird. He'd instantly go into a rant about how we need to dismantle the windmills.
And then he signs the dead bird ^^
Trump hates windmills because he lost his lawsuit against windmills next by his Scotland golf course.
Trump would say: I never met the bird,the bird may have brought me a diet coke,my golf ball didn't hit that bird,my club did.
Even America's bird... the Eagle thinks tRumps an idiot.
He'd come in, announce he wa going to sign the bird, say it would be the greatest bird who ever died, and then leave, forgetting to sign it. Then blame Obama for all of it.
Jeff needs more airtime!!!
Jeff Wright Government sketch was one of the best I have seen in a while. More please!
I love the show when Jeff Wright is featured! His multi-role shorts are the best.
He stands like because its difficult for a snake to stand upright for long. Trump proudly proclaiming for months. "I am single handed responsible for over turning Roe V Wade!!" ...... "However I do not support a national abortion ban!" Switches faces so much, it is a miracle his head does not spin off.
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I'd pay good money to see that.
If you look closely, sometimes you can see the spin doctors hand up his ass, moving his mouth.
Hey now, let's not disparage snakes. 🐍
@@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Whoops! I apologize to all species of the order squamatus! 😂
Bravo, Jeff!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Jeff’s segment was brilliant, incredibly funny and probably more truth in 3 mins than I have ever heard.
Oh my, that Jeff Wright was GOOD!😅
The boots joke got me more than it should’ve 😂
Been asking the same question of the entire corporate media for going on 9 years: why is it so fricking hard to call a lie a lie? misinformation....disinformation...mistruth...alternate fact...unverified allegation. Three little letters: L and I and E......
I'm guessing it has something to do with trying to avoid being sued.
@@immortalfrieza didn't the washington post spend 4 years documenting all of trump's lies without being sued once? they also won't call racism racism ("racially-charged," "racially-tinged," "racially insensitive" etc)
@@immortalfrieza nothing to do with being sued
yes, thanks to Seth + writer's for that!
Because calling something point blank a 'lie' opens you to libel suits, so even anti-Trump groups that aren't comics won't usually do it.
Lol that Tiffany Trump Juror joke was savage.
Thought provoking and hilarous! More Jeff Wright, please!!!
Absolutely. Jeff is awesome!
Ireland also has one of the world's oldest presidents at the same time as having one of the youngest priministers. Biden is like 5 yeas younger than M. D. Higgins and we all love him.
Beloved Miggledy ❤
@@hoozle I voted for him because he's tiny and non-confrontational. The ultimate head of state.
My sister has a book of Irish folklore given by Higgins, which was actually gifted to the leader of Vietnam, who then rudely gave it away to her later on the same night.
I like Presidents that didn't abolish Roe v Wade...
Vote Blue 💙 folks!
The line between Hamas and MAGA is a lot thinner than Republicans will admit
Yeah, for their duct tape policies they use only to say "Do we make your lives better? No. But we aren't Republicans!"
Kennedy is pro-choice, too - AND not the puppet of corporations.
Well then you also like Presidents who didn't abolish slavery. Lol, vote Red for freedom. Vote Blue for higher taxes and more division.
About that. Obama promised to make Roe federal law and then refused to do so publicly, despite having majority democrat control in the House and Senate. Vote Blue because it's the better alternative but remember the democrats aren't on women's side either. If they were we wouldn't be in this situation because Roe would have been federal law instead of supreme court precedent.
Jeff Wright is tight!
(We not done with the 90's)
The whiteboard was great
I'm gonna need you to get alllllllll the way off his back about that.
His skit was indeed really good I decided.
Just wanted to say "hi there, hello" to everyone in this thread.
wow wow wow wow... wow
Jeff Wright is great‼️
"Trump would sign a dead bird, with a quill pen...just to rub it in". ( I can't believe you skipped on that, Seth..it was easy.)
I honestly expected the photo of him with a bucket of KFC.
This is my new favorite bit. Please do this more often, Jeff is hilarious 😂😂😂.
For freedom's sake.
For democracy's sake.
For decency's sake.
For sanity's sake.
For our future's sake.
For our planet's sake.
Please, all you good folks, you rational US citizens, on behalf of yourselves, your children, and all of us:
*⚡️💙⚡️💙VOTE!!!!💙⚡️💙⚡️*
Do NOT give your votes to the one who can't wait to take away your right to vote (and who knows how many other rights!!), and do NOT allow trump/GQP to turn reality into a freaking *HORROR* version of Idiocracy.
Thank you! 😊
🇳🇴 ♥️ 🇺🇸
@@anahata2009, Not really. Trumps CULT is on here too. They LOVE to Troll!! 🗣💯
@@anahata2009, Unfortunately, Trumps trolls live on here too!! 😩His trolls are everywhere.
@@S.Shea2432
That they are, trump trolls & russian bots.
They're particularly fond of MSNBC, where I do post my thoughts now and then. As for it doing any good, seeing as most of them are probably russian bots, well, it's doubtful.
Seth said "berder". I think you owe someone an apology.
@@S.Shea2432what has Biden done for the USA?
As a "Baby Boomer" I can say at one time I was a political appointee in a municipal government (Comptroller). I cannot imagine how the USA manages to carry on after seeing how unqualified, unprepaired, untested elected individuals in charge of huge decisions and large budgets manage to slap enough pork-belly for their constituants to assure reelection on otherwise simple and necessary bills to keep our airports, roads and bridges safe. Oh. Never mind.
I have also been tested Civil Service. THIS makes sense. You have to demonstrate some knowledge or intelligence to qualify for public service. Should apply to elected positions. We need not only term limits but aptitude qualifications. No wonder federal & state capitals are swamps. They spend 80% of their time assuring they win the next election.
You are only talking about Republicans.
Seth said burder…
That was a refreshing change of pace. Solid job, Jeff Wright! 🙌
I know who didn't skip Irish day at Accent Camp!
Damn, Seth! That Jeff Wright sketch was great!
It's been ages since we had a Jeff Wright sketch, always fun to see those.
Really liked the writer's skit.
Jeff is always great!
Let's be honest here folks:
How many businesses in the US who take themselves seriously, yes I'm talking about _any_ & _every_ type of business,
would want to hire trump for _anything_ at all, much less have him running the business!?
I mean, isn't the presidency of the US some pretty darn serious business?
He might make great top soil, but I'd hardly call him a "clean fill"... 🤔
"Contractor Required. Has experience with screwing subs preferred" 🤔🙄😏
@@penelopegreene I van a plot with a better view of more than the roughing endured along the fairway of Rump's shell game...
@@penelopegreeneCompost the Rich!
That might be a good political ad: Trump in a Burger King uniform, "Would you hire this man?"
Trump waddles around like Burgess Meredith did on the 60s Batman show. Give him a top hat and monincle and he'll look like the penguin.
Wah wah.... I'll get you Biden!
*monocle
Us old guys get that one. Bravo 👏🏼
Jeff Wright! A name to remember! Great sketch
Trump only stands that way because at any moment he's about fill his diapers.
Ah yes..counter balancing in real time..excellent
It’s also the LIFTS in his shoes to make him as tall as he’s lied about his whole existence.
@@thisisit3333 Lifts? But I thought he had bone spurs? Certainly that's how he got out of serving in Vietnam.
That writer is awesome! More please!
I’m so glad to see a Jeff sketch!! It’s been too long!
Way to go Jeff Wright! 👏👏👏👏👏
"Being pushed by a ghost" is the nicest way I've ever heard anyone describe the uncanny feeling we get, when we watch Donnie for any length of time, that he might just be a reanimated corpse.
*barely reanimated corpse
I always thought he was coached into that stupid position by someone who told him it projects domination or some such bullshit 😂
'Half of Americans Do Consider Their Car To Be Part Of The Family'...
*Because 1/2 of Americans Live In Their Cars.
*Not Meant as A Joke-Because Many Americans Are Still Living From The Fallout From Trumps', 'Let's Give Millionares More Tax Break Incentives'...
*The Percentage Of Americans 'Living In Their Cars', Goes UP If Trump gets re-elected..
*Not a Joke...
Desantis boots are the gift that keep giving 😂
Remember when he had his COVID mask on sideways?
@@christopherweise438 No, but I wish I did
"You said you'd forgive my student loans!"
"Did I say that? I gotta stop saying that..."
LOL
Correction: In England and Ireland they pronounce router [rooter]. The formal American pronunciation is rooter but in Merica people forgot that route and routine are derived from the same French word route [root] from the Latin "rupta via" [broken way] so they pronounced it the way it looked to then. Rout is also derived from a homograph and homophone of route with a different history before the French "route" from the Latin "rupta" [broken] by way of the Italian "rotta", break up an army.
Bruh
Even at this stage of life I learn tidbits everyday.
Top jackaling
Now _that's_ good pedantry.
I have never heard anyone in this country say rooter before.
Jeff Wright nails it!
Huh, mention of the prime minister of Ireland, wonder if there's a specific word for that? It's like he's *taunting* the jackals with the setup and then not delivering the Taoiseach we crave.
And to be fair, jackals deserve to be teased and disappointed, it's really what we're here for.
And he just did a callback about this very thing on Corrections 99.5. It feels like a trap. . .
#CORRECTIONS
In Ireland the word “router” is pronounced two different ways depending on context.
Router (ROO-ter) an internet device used to direct (route) internet traffic to a device connected to a home network.
Router (RAU-ter) an electrical tool used to remove (rout) material from an object.
Finally, someone got it right.
"...while the other half do know what words mean." 😂
Reminded me, watched a old SCTV thing last night with John Candy "Half Wits";
"Do you have a family Doug?"
"Well I have a mom and a dad and..."
"No, do you have a family of your own?"
"I don't understand the question.."
"Do you have a wife and kids...?"
"Oh yeah, I have a wife and two boys named Frank" 😂
RIP Joe.
YAY, Jeff!!!
Those boots don't look to be made for walkin
These boots are made for puddle-jumping
The boots are fine, the wearer wasn't made for walkin'
Saw Seth’s stand-up in Philly on Saturday. If you weren’t there, you missed a great time. 🎉
Thanks for making the rest of us feel deprived and jealous. 🙄
Was it a true stand up show or just a long podcast.
@@larrymosher5045 a 3D podcast... 👀😑
@@sherinameless1618 boo hoo. I bought 2 seats! Where were you?
@@askew9976 You had two tickets and you didn't share with us? Now you're just being cruel. 😉
More Jeff Wright please! :D
Flip flop like his gut when he takes off his girdle.
more jeff wright!!!!
CORRECTION 3:55- It is called a burger. Not a birder.
A burger: A type of cooked sandwich
A birder: One who birds
Seth keeps me sane! Ty!
it irks me to no end that people don't realize how important George Washington Carver was to the health of this nation to this day, but every February he is incorrectly acknowledged as the guy who invented peanut butter.
Eddie Murphy did his best.
He says he gonna ban it but immediately says he won’t which got so much flak from both sides of the aisle including taking flak from senator Lindsey graham and other republicans see what happens when he says he gonna do something it gets a not so good response from either party
His supreme court picks said they wouldn't overturn it either. Say anything to get into position seems to be the theme on this issue.
Women know he's lying, and he is gonna lose anti-choice voters over it. It does not help him.
In the end the only people being politically harmed by his decision will be his critics on the right as usual. Republican voters don't tolerate blasphemy, which now refers to criticism of their lord and savior Donald Trump.
"LEGOs"
-Seth Meyers (couple weeks ago {not recanted on Corrections})
As someone who has spent a lot of time looking at random SoundCloud rapper pages, the "All Black men watch anime" fact really made me laugh.
I so love Jeff Wright!
Completely unrelated. My mother was honestly thrilled when I told her she had exhibited Jackal behavior. Someone in a show we were watching said Frankenstein and she immediately shouted "Frankenstein's monster!". I told her I thought she'd get bonus points for correcting someone who couldn't even hear her.
The graphics department is just trying to get mentioned in Corrections now. Forgetting the second T in "mistruth"? That's not a mistake, that's a cry for attention.
He hasn't done his impression of a Graphics scamp during Corrections for months! They must think he doesn't care anymore.
Are you talking about the graphic copying the "Spelling Bee" in the NYTimes? It's always just 7 letters arranged that way and you make words using those letters, and any letter can be used more than once.
@@judylevitt4555 Thanks, Judy. I'll try my jokes elsewhere.
@@robs_bar_n_grill Yeah, you don't want to try them out on jackals. We're a tough audience. (I came to say the same thing about the SB rules.)
@@robs_bar_n_grill Wasn't trying too be mean, Thought maybe you'd never seen the
Spelling Bee configuration
Correction: civil servants in the government don’t work along partisan lines and are legally barred from publicly supporting candidates at work (obvi they can vote and do whatever they want outside of work)
What was that about hamberders, Seth?
Kudos to graphics for the *perfect* font choice on the labels. 🎉
Jeff did well.
The skit was excellent, I hope we see more.
4:20 Every time Corrections gets to 99.5 episodes it'll reset after and we'll get a new podcast.
We'll be stuck in like people in the Matrix, for Seth to feed off
More of this skit PLEASE. Very accurate, love it!❤
SUPPORT UKRAINE
Just them ? Anyone else ? And .. why ?
@@jeremymiller3003one reason is that abandoning an ally in the midst of an existential conflict can only undermine our national security.
The "All Black Men Watch Anime" fact kills me.
So is Andy going to start answering your FaceTime calls now that y’all have a podcast together? 👀👀
CORRECTION! You've now shown Two separate podcasts as records. I've checked my local record store and they say they don't sell podcasts on vinyl.
And i thought the jury was hung...
Correction: think it's pronounced "Rooter" in Ireland
Hunny!!! The neighbours downstairs are doing that thing again!
What thing??
I dunno, meth?
🇨🇦True, eh?
The eclipse didn't go over Ireland.
Rooter, not router
Maybe a Correction: Would the Irish call is a Rooter?
Nope, that's the Canadians!
Seth, it's time to call him "criminal defendant trump".
Jeff nailed it
In Irish, "router" rhymes with "rah-ter". Keep at it, Seth, you'll get it eventually. I suggest practicing the handy phrase "Ah, and will you be connecting the router to the Mac, Tonight?"
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Does ANYBODY in the US hear themselves talking?
We do but the number of people without self awareness is mind numbing.
I ask myself this same question every ducking day. 😊
The dumbest ones are the loudest
WHAT?
Politicians aren't typically very introspective. If they were, they probably wouldn't be politicians.
Correction: Seth, you know the Irish prime Minister is not called the prime minister. You know he is called the Taoiseach. Pronounced teeshock.
FYI A pornbot stole your comment.
BTW, a spambot stole your comment and posted it a couple of minutes ago. You should be flattered, because they only plagiarize the best.
That skit at the end was great. More please.
Two stories about Ireland! I never even heard about the naked guy in court and I live here!
Correction: the court appearance of the “naked man” happened *before* the April 8 eclipse. If the jurors still had their eclipse glasses on, they had been wearing them since October 25, 2022.
3:51 - "We'll also have the chef and owner of Hamburger America and I can't wait to eat what is supposed to be an amazing burger..."
Well, to be polite to your guest you should probably eat one of his burgers in the mean time
Excellent monolouge ❤❤❤🎉Sharon from Ohio 🎉
That last bit was awesome. MORE OF HIM.....PLAYING....DIFFERENT...PEOPLE.
Lost opportunity for an IT Crowd bit
I always tell them to charge by the hour!
love your show!!
Mr. Wright deserves his own show. Brilliant young man.
Wasn't just the jury that was hung in Ireland.
Recently an Irish man showed up to court completely naked. The jury was hung on the decision but the man was not.
I’m mad that for the naked defendant, you didn’t say “and the jury wasn’t the only thing that was hung”
Might show up on surprise inspection 😅
Love love LOVE Jeff Wright!!!
Great job on the end bit. Knocked it out the park.