Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post

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  • Опубліковано 30 кві 2024
  • Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise visit from our pal John Stamos.
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  • @evanwest4751
    @evanwest4751 13 днів тому +3478

    The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing

    • @bigcity2085
      @bigcity2085 13 днів тому +165

      The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.

    • @theresamariegoesplaces9688
      @theresamariegoesplaces9688 13 днів тому +181

      A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure

    • @user-up6mn8cp8u
      @user-up6mn8cp8u 13 днів тому +23

      I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 13 днів тому +125

      ​@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...

    • @racheltaylor185
      @racheltaylor185 13 днів тому +16

      FOREVER!!!

  • @hallowen
    @hallowen 13 днів тому +717

    Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑

    •  13 днів тому +31

      He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.

    • @traviswilliams3034
      @traviswilliams3034 13 днів тому +44

      Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.

    • @robertbryant4485
      @robertbryant4485 13 днів тому +16

      sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself

    • @candicedelancey3246
      @candicedelancey3246 13 днів тому +40

      And "like no one has ever seen before"

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 13 днів тому +15

      His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.

  • @Alan-NoCo
    @Alan-NoCo 12 днів тому +659

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂

    • @robfer5370
      @robfer5370 12 днів тому +34

      100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!

    • @kanutethegreat2908
      @kanutethegreat2908 12 днів тому +1

      💀

    • @gailjoshua1477
      @gailjoshua1477 12 днів тому +10

      "Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).

    • @dh5380
      @dh5380 11 днів тому

      Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies

    • @saltfarmer4008
      @saltfarmer4008 11 днів тому +4

      8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU 12 днів тому +364

    "in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @TC-fx5zu
      @TC-fx5zu 11 днів тому +18

      Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it

    • @lucianahurduc9383
      @lucianahurduc9383 11 днів тому +3

      🎯👌

    • @lucianahurduc9383
      @lucianahurduc9383 11 днів тому +5

      Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!

    • @CharlieS-yt3gt
      @CharlieS-yt3gt 10 днів тому

      So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred.
      This is it?
      This is the best you?
      Sleep well..

    • @CharlieS-yt3gt
      @CharlieS-yt3gt 10 днів тому

      ​@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it?
      Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become.
      He owns your thoughts and emotions.
      Who won?
      What's the electoral college vote?
      What is the definition of Dense?

  • @spacelemur7955
    @spacelemur7955 13 днів тому +914

    Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦

    • @Who_amI57
      @Who_amI57 13 днів тому +54

      Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold!
      Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 13 днів тому +57

      I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.

    • @spacelemur7955
      @spacelemur7955 13 днів тому

      @@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.

    • @steverogers2603
      @steverogers2603 13 днів тому +11

      Or a child

    • @marcosefling3847
      @marcosefling3847 13 днів тому +14

      Facts

  • @janelacher9234
    @janelacher9234 13 днів тому +918

    “Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!

    • @DennyDupuis
      @DennyDupuis 13 днів тому +11

      You can get the TShirt now…:)

    • @lindarobinson2104
      @lindarobinson2104 13 днів тому +9

      CLASSIC!!

    • @cherylclifton1198
      @cherylclifton1198 13 днів тому +5

      👏👏👏👏

    • @divadee9579
      @divadee9579 13 днів тому +7

      CLASSIC!!

    • @punnymoney3692
      @punnymoney3692 12 днів тому

      @@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!

  • @buddhacat422
    @buddhacat422 12 днів тому +199

    Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!

    • @lariosi
      @lariosi 12 днів тому +7

      His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣

    • @saltfarmer4008
      @saltfarmer4008 11 днів тому +2

      Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......

    • @roelanddirker7620
      @roelanddirker7620 10 днів тому

      Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 8 днів тому

      Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏

  • @thebigz3909
    @thebigz3909 12 днів тому +109

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.

    • @alwaysgr8fl
      @alwaysgr8fl 11 днів тому

      Good God
      Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.

  • @jasonmullins7115
    @jasonmullins7115 13 днів тому +642

    Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers.
    Keep giving him hell, sir!

    • @ravenwolf7128
      @ravenwolf7128 13 днів тому +13

      LOL!

    • @user-ih1ux1vc9v
      @user-ih1ux1vc9v 13 днів тому

      Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."

    • @mariagoode5903
      @mariagoode5903 13 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂❤

    • @sharon4951
      @sharon4951 13 днів тому +3

      Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!

    • @cynimonry5919
      @cynimonry5919 13 днів тому +4

      👍👍👍👍

  • @KPVFarmer
    @KPVFarmer 13 днів тому +1909

    Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 13 днів тому +79

      and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 13 днів тому +8

      It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny

    • @deviouskris3012
      @deviouskris3012 13 днів тому +89

      @@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 13 днів тому +3

      @@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire

    • @Jan-se1nd
      @Jan-se1nd 13 днів тому +10

      Spacious accommodations.

  • @aviatrix1947.8
    @aviatrix1947.8 12 днів тому +112

    Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!

    • @roelanddirker7620
      @roelanddirker7620 10 днів тому

      Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 8 днів тому

      @roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁)
      I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz 12 днів тому +163

    Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!

    • @roelanddirker7620
      @roelanddirker7620 10 днів тому

      Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.

  • @thefeldgeister2961
    @thefeldgeister2961 13 днів тому +449

    Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.

    • @yourconnection9303
      @yourconnection9303 12 днів тому +10

      👍

    • @503leafy
      @503leafy 12 днів тому +15

      If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.

    • @yourconnection9303
      @yourconnection9303 12 днів тому +26

      @@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.

    • @jim6025
      @jim6025 12 днів тому +22

      Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino

    • @melvinjamerson1920
      @melvinjamerson1920 12 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂💙👍

  • @marymcsweeny8488
    @marymcsweeny8488 13 днів тому +396

    You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.

    • @intelligencia-co2fu
      @intelligencia-co2fu 13 днів тому +18

      Indeed, even outside the US.

    • @KramerMC5
      @KramerMC5 13 днів тому +6

      Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 13 днів тому +5

      I got the Tee Shirt to prove it

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 13 днів тому +18

      One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history

    • @marknewman8368
      @marknewman8368 13 днів тому +4

      DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL

  • @michaelj3385
    @michaelj3385 12 днів тому +11

    Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.

  • @whocares5114
    @whocares5114 12 днів тому +42

    This was just savage 😂
    Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂

  • @Anonymouse85
    @Anonymouse85 13 днів тому +287

    Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 13 днів тому +23

      A million of us are using that line 😅

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 13 днів тому +10

      Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure

    • @Ludivine664
      @Ludivine664 13 днів тому +2

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 13 днів тому +7

      5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.

  • @4deleDaz33m
    @4deleDaz33m 13 днів тому +3066

    You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂

    • @truebluedigit6570
      @truebluedigit6570 13 днів тому +2

      This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.

    • @medde655
      @medde655 13 днів тому +16

      😂😂😂 ditto

    • @1584283
      @1584283 13 днів тому +40

      You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo

    • @garmar704
      @garmar704 13 днів тому +15

      google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments

    • @dyent
      @dyent 13 днів тому +65

      It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed.
      Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.

  • @persiablu
    @persiablu 12 днів тому +55

    That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩

  • @dianeshover1465
    @dianeshover1465 12 днів тому +54

    With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂

    • @jhwygirl
      @jhwygirl 12 днів тому +2

      This one was a gem.

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 13 днів тому +2067

    Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.

    • @thegoatudontknow
      @thegoatudontknow 13 днів тому +9

      when did that happen

    • @somkit9102
      @somkit9102 13 днів тому +47

      Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.

    • @jessemacias2
      @jessemacias2 13 днів тому +117

      January 6th

    • @danielgloverpiano7693
      @danielgloverpiano7693 13 днів тому +1

      @@thegoatudontknow
      It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 13 днів тому +115

      ​@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.

  • @eminence_front6043
    @eminence_front6043 13 днів тому +703

    The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...

  • @petercranitch9302
    @petercranitch9302 12 днів тому +31

    Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing

  • @leemccauley3317
    @leemccauley3317 12 днів тому +39

    Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂

  • @user-kl6ef1tn5g
    @user-kl6ef1tn5g 13 днів тому +1221

    Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 днів тому +8

      But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 13 днів тому +47

      ​@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side

    • @DebbieOnTheSpot
      @DebbieOnTheSpot 13 днів тому +2

      TDS
      Find the cure

    • @MrDLW2010
      @MrDLW2010 13 днів тому +29

      This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 13 днів тому

      @@DebbieOnTheSpot
      We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.

  • @divadee9579
    @divadee9579 13 днів тому +599

    Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!

    • @kcjd8659
      @kcjd8659 13 днів тому +10

      Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 13 днів тому +9

      Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is.
      I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.

    • @mitrasookram851
      @mitrasookram851 13 днів тому +9

      So true! Oh God you are so correct!

    • @stregalilith
      @stregalilith 13 днів тому

      Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.

    • @christianhoffman7407
      @christianhoffman7407 12 днів тому +5

      @@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.

  • @CelesteKnowles
    @CelesteKnowles 12 днів тому +18

    Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!

  • @barbaragalliera9846
    @barbaragalliera9846 12 днів тому +39

    Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @SeonghwaffleJem
    @SeonghwaffleJem 13 днів тому +618

    “Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂

  • @juliaellis2046
    @juliaellis2046 13 днів тому +219

    Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 13 днів тому

      There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it.
      It appears he still is at it.

    • @Sweettooth25
      @Sweettooth25 13 днів тому +4

      Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂

  • @Adogslife54
    @Adogslife54 12 днів тому +194

    Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 11 днів тому +6

      Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 9 днів тому +2

      AMEN TO THAT!!!

    • @Denuine
      @Denuine 7 днів тому

      The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.

  • @daniellind1165
    @daniellind1165 12 днів тому +28

    This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...

  • @luishumbertovega3900
    @luishumbertovega3900 13 днів тому +176

    "And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @AZtea4UnME
      @AZtea4UnME 13 днів тому +12

      And you know he meant it

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 13 днів тому +7

      No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”

    • @gloriaf6971
      @gloriaf6971 13 днів тому +4

      That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!

    • @AZtea4UnME
      @AZtea4UnME 13 днів тому +2

      @@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉

    • @lolilollolilol7773
      @lolilollolilol7773 9 днів тому

      Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.

  • @Eyeball_Heroin
    @Eyeball_Heroin 13 днів тому +392

    It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 13 днів тому

      Less talk, more action

    • @reverendkafka4178
      @reverendkafka4178 13 днів тому +3

      And past your drinking age

    • @lowrider96
      @lowrider96 13 днів тому +3

      ​@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄

    • @anniemain7670
      @anniemain7670 13 днів тому

      Bit trumpy ummmm?​@@reverendkafka4178

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 13 днів тому +5

      Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..

  • @B1ibrab3aUty
    @B1ibrab3aUty 12 днів тому +22

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏

  • @yourconnection9303
    @yourconnection9303 12 днів тому +46

    Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @knoxjr4977
    @knoxjr4977 13 днів тому +131

    I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!

    • @ElroyMcDuff
      @ElroyMcDuff 12 днів тому +6

      BIGLY

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 12 днів тому

      Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.

    • @YesItsReallyKeith
      @YesItsReallyKeith 12 днів тому

      watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!

    • @CelesteKnowles
      @CelesteKnowles 12 днів тому +8

      Just let's not let it happen again!

    • @andrewdowdall2690
      @andrewdowdall2690 12 днів тому +2

      It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.

  • @kelleydavis100
    @kelleydavis100 13 днів тому +384

    “Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 12 днів тому +13

    This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!

  • @scottfitzpatrick1939
    @scottfitzpatrick1939 12 днів тому +37

    Isn't it past your jail time.
    I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂

  • @pjimmbojimmbo1990
    @pjimmbojimmbo1990 13 днів тому +4474

    I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...

  • @allenjalaligmail
    @allenjalaligmail 13 днів тому +133

    🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂

    • @radagastbrown9001
      @radagastbrown9001 13 днів тому +4

      It's why I come here 😂

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 13 днів тому +1

      I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on UA-cam the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me

  • @elliechristie2498
    @elliechristie2498 12 днів тому +14

    “Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️

  • @LeeJillian
    @LeeJillian 12 днів тому +15

    😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!

  • @godisgood5118
    @godisgood5118 13 днів тому +214

    “Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂

    • @iamfreebgm8856
      @iamfreebgm8856 12 днів тому +17

      Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 12 днів тому +10

      Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown 13 днів тому +245

    Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone.
    This is gold !
    I'm going to be laughing all day !

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 13 днів тому +8

      I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.

    • @markclipsham9199
      @markclipsham9199 13 днів тому +3

      Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 13 днів тому

      Who's the comedian? 😁

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 днів тому +2

      @@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 13 днів тому

      @@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆

  • @dianecraighead428
    @dianecraighead428 12 днів тому +35

    I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.

    • @kathleen0303
      @kathleen0303 6 днів тому

      You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.

  • @el7jake
    @el7jake 11 днів тому +5

    Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?

  • @gnrdontcry
    @gnrdontcry 13 днів тому +194

    "Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sabbadabba
    @sabbadabba 13 днів тому +283

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!

  • @russellnelson9400
    @russellnelson9400 12 днів тому +19

    Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤

  • @lkendrix7782
    @lkendrix7782 11 днів тому +3

    That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!

  • @angelad3347
    @angelad3347 13 днів тому +145

    Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo 13 днів тому +773

    1:47 I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.

    • @pjimmbojimmbo1990
      @pjimmbojimmbo1990 13 днів тому +73

      Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull

    • @BrayOfTheDonkey
      @BrayOfTheDonkey 13 днів тому +70

      It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!

    • @outerrealm
      @outerrealm 13 днів тому +18

      Mission accomplished!

    • @tonycotto7106
      @tonycotto7106 13 днів тому +65

      Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 13 днів тому +28

      @@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.

  • @jeannecrowley8383
    @jeannecrowley8383 12 днів тому +3

    "Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.

  • @dorothymasombwe4788
    @dorothymasombwe4788 12 днів тому +13

    This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉

  • @steverogers2603
    @steverogers2603 13 днів тому +924

    Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.

    • @nipponsuxs
      @nipponsuxs 13 днів тому +52

      Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF

    • @KarlaKloppstock
      @KarlaKloppstock 13 днів тому +11

      Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 13 днів тому +23

      Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.

    • @kmi187
      @kmi187 13 днів тому +4

      Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.

    • @JC-tp5lz
      @JC-tp5lz 13 днів тому

      @@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!

  • @w.rowechmura8414
    @w.rowechmura8414 13 днів тому +127

    7:42 there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.

    • @qredqs
      @qredqs 13 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 13 днів тому +11

      Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.

    • @lynelizabeth-kl9dp
      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp 13 днів тому +2

      Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?

    • @retriever19golden55
      @retriever19golden55 13 днів тому +2

      Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.

    • @raenoway
      @raenoway 13 днів тому +1

      Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).

  • @homesweetcasita1032
    @homesweetcasita1032 12 днів тому +13

    God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻

  • @charlieevergreen3514
    @charlieevergreen3514 12 днів тому +6

    Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!

  • @Yairsvida
    @Yairsvida 13 днів тому +546

    The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!

    • @DylanHartwick32
      @DylanHartwick32 13 днів тому +25

      Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 13 днів тому +30

      I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.

    • @carlohenley4044
      @carlohenley4044 13 днів тому +16

      More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!

    • @apollocontestants7384
      @apollocontestants7384 13 днів тому +23

      Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice

    • @syndillucian
      @syndillucian 13 днів тому +23

      It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.

  • @RobertEskuri
    @RobertEskuri 13 днів тому +2588

    I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔

    • @Neti.j
      @Neti.j 13 днів тому +69

      That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!

    • @careymathews5981
      @careymathews5981 13 днів тому +76

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 13 днів тому +57

      Absolutely! That's what got em!

    • @jonjensen2524
      @jonjensen2524 13 днів тому +113

      Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.

    • @deveey
      @deveey 13 днів тому +17

      Biden 2024😂😂

  • @vickie2263
    @vickie2263 12 днів тому +6

    Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!!
    That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆
    I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx 12 днів тому +8

    I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing...
    HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...

  • @robinelizabeth386
    @robinelizabeth386 13 днів тому +123

    So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️
    I LOVE IT!!!

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 13 днів тому +151

    The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂

    • @mastabla3ta684
      @mastabla3ta684 12 днів тому

      Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25

    • @JeffreyGillespie
      @JeffreyGillespie 12 днів тому +1

      @@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 12 днів тому

      Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.

    • @monsterpig3270
      @monsterpig3270 12 днів тому

      @@JW30000 Ok QClown.

    • @catpaladin1
      @catpaladin1 12 днів тому +3

      @@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂

  • @critterscv6870
    @critterscv6870 12 днів тому +10

    Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @philipmanser5791
    @philipmanser5791 12 днів тому +3

    “Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.

  • @plan4life1
    @plan4life1 13 днів тому +134

    throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!

    • @Birdyblue12
      @Birdyblue12 13 днів тому +8

      If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny

    • @joeyxc4
      @joeyxc4 13 днів тому +5

      Me 2

  • @kirbysnortfarts9819
    @kirbysnortfarts9819 13 днів тому +348

    "He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!

  • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
    @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 12 днів тому +4

    One of the greatest moments in TV history.

  • @debbiepeebler1221
    @debbiepeebler1221 12 днів тому +3

    ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!

  • @WaterlooExpat
    @WaterlooExpat 13 днів тому +123

    5:27 That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.

    • @DGNYY27
      @DGNYY27 13 днів тому

      I felt that way about the Ivanka joke

  • @juanita_rocksteady2761
    @juanita_rocksteady2761 13 днів тому +91

    He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!

  • @jorgegustavoortiz7717
    @jorgegustavoortiz7717 12 днів тому +4

    LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL

  • @TommyMacLuckie
    @TommyMacLuckie 12 днів тому +4

    Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business 13 днів тому +691

    Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 13 днів тому +26

      19.5 million to be exact 😁

    • @MyboogerwontSurrender
      @MyboogerwontSurrender 13 днів тому +12

      You are correct! 😊

    • @dappppppppt
      @dappppppppt 13 днів тому +24

      International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious

    • @Wayne10219
      @Wayne10219 13 днів тому +12

      Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts 13 днів тому +1

      *Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him.
      🍿

  • @superdog412
    @superdog412 13 днів тому +27

    Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 12 днів тому

      Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 12 днів тому +3

    CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo

  • @onlyname
    @onlyname 12 днів тому +3

    So much joy from this

  • @tamravarda4161
    @tamravarda4161 13 днів тому +144

    Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤

    • @bjs20
      @bjs20 13 днів тому +11

      Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 13 днів тому

      It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024

  • @Joytous
    @Joytous 13 днів тому +113

    I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 13 днів тому +5

      I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢

  • @wnight55
    @wnight55 12 днів тому +2

    I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people

  • @evitamaja0318
    @evitamaja0318 12 днів тому +2

    This is pure gold. 👏👏👏

  • @AtoBoldonNBC
    @AtoBoldonNBC 13 днів тому +127

    This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂

  • @oztez9222
    @oztez9222 13 днів тому +454

    Took Trump 3 hours to write that

    • @annieclaire2348
      @annieclaire2348 13 днів тому +10

      At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @wildouter
      @wildouter 13 днів тому +1

      biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 13 днів тому +3

      Trump had trouble with the word "truth"

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 13 днів тому +8

      That’s actually funny 👍

    • @laura749
      @laura749 13 днів тому +1

      So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴

  • @gloriamaharaj4789
    @gloriamaharaj4789 12 днів тому +3

    This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.

  • @wendymcclelland7943
    @wendymcclelland7943 11 днів тому +2

    Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.

  • @chaiwallah69
    @chaiwallah69 13 днів тому +2474

    Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 13 днів тому +70

      I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.

    • @jochem1986
      @jochem1986 13 днів тому +115

      He looks like a screaming match stick

    • @sanjivat
      @sanjivat 13 днів тому +96

      Josef Goebbel

    • @BGM16
      @BGM16 13 днів тому +109

      Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖

    • @HowardDaniels-uw8tj
      @HowardDaniels-uw8tj 13 днів тому +73

      He's a freak of nature

  • @ll7868
    @ll7868 13 днів тому +130

    Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.

    • @user-yo3vt7ft1p
      @user-yo3vt7ft1p 13 днів тому +7

      Right on! Good cultural reference.

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 13 днів тому

      Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani

    • @edinburghredneck
      @edinburghredneck 13 днів тому +1

      That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 13 днів тому +1

      Spot on!

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 13 днів тому +5

      That is just an insult to vampires everywhere

  • @Markus-London
    @Markus-London 12 днів тому +2

    I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍

  • @teresaquist8820
    @teresaquist8820 13 днів тому +123

    Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙

    • @JC-tp5lz
      @JC-tp5lz 13 днів тому +3

      I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 13 днів тому +1

      I say he's not mean enough lol.

  • @peterfrankhansen1128
    @peterfrankhansen1128 13 днів тому +50

    I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂
    And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊

    • @kiki19822
      @kiki19822 13 днів тому +2

      In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂

  • @AdrianMunch
    @AdrianMunch 12 днів тому +2

    That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.

  • @captainjefferies9047
    @captainjefferies9047 12 днів тому +2

    Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."

  • @rickobrien4025
    @rickobrien4025 13 днів тому +53

    Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !

  • @nancyallen-green8519
    @nancyallen-green8519 13 днів тому +90

    Jimmy you are the best
    You took that to a whole other level
    Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hackjobgarage9289
    @hackjobgarage9289 12 днів тому +3

    Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!

  • @Markus-London
    @Markus-London 12 днів тому +2

    tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂

  • @FrankMuchnok
    @FrankMuchnok 13 днів тому +141

    Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !

    • @xanderprangler8621
      @xanderprangler8621 13 днів тому +6

      Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 13 днів тому +8

      😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 13 днів тому +6

      *THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!