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wait why is red card *all the way at the top?* sure it scales fast but the cost is way high. my worldview is being shattered

I'm convinced learning how to improve on this game will inprove decision making in life

56:50 I'm beginning to think some of these puns are intentional

I feel like a cool addition to the shop would be a "Hold for Later Spot" that you could put a Joker there if you didn't have enough money to purchase it that present round. Every round it gets left in the "Hold" spot would increase it's price in Triangular Fashion (+1, +2, +3) that way when a cool expensive Joker shows up after the first round, it still gives you the opportunity to get it at a later point when you have the money

Funny how they made a personality system based on this deck... must be a really popular deck

When Doc’s facing a wall, it feels like he’s a handyman pointing and saying “Well, there’s your problem.”

his zodiac sign is definitely asparagus

38:00 Murphy's Law, doing it again.

6:55 the man who sold the world:

zodiac day yasssssss lunch break is saved!! eagerly awaiting the new pokermon drop, this will hold me off

Thanks Doc

I’ve just bought my third copy of Balatro. That lack of cross play means I have an excuse to start again from the beginning each time…❤

LETS GO POKERMON SHOUTOUTTTTTTTTTT (sorry for messing up the competition xd)

Shiny Ninetales, deck is full of 9s Nah, sell it for a bug

one thing that wonks me out is, "just x2"??? what? x2 is really good and putting in a lot of work for it seems fine to me considering if you don't score enough chips, you die, and square joker is a *common.* besides, playing 4 cards isn't quite as good as playing 5 cards for digging purposes, but you *already* want to eventually dig a lot for seals and gold cards and stuff if you have stuff to find. something is lost by working with the square, but you're not paying $1 for every 4 chips on the square joker

Good point on the Square Joker I didn't even think about that.

In those stingily long runs with perfect draws, what about adding just one A, K, J, 10 to the deck for a few rounds so that we could get a few saucy seance?

I often hear people say that flushes "don't scale well" but I'm not sure what that means. Is it just that the Jupiter cards give less chips per upgrade than other 5 card hands? On the checkered deck where making flushes is easy, what advantage do pairs have over flushes? What would make you decide to play one over the other? Thanks for the awesome content, super informative for someone new to the game like me.

4:44 I would have never in a million years spent $6 of my $7 on an eternal gift card in this spot. Another card I’ve been underrating, apparently

Is that a typo or can colorless really be used infinite times?

am i going crazy but is doc discarding as if he has 4 consumable slots, not 5? he keeps doing one less purple seal discard than he is able to do. craziness edit: he stopped doing it

50:13 me when the heretics are closing in, my battle brothers are down, and I have a mortal wound

1:12:45 - ok, that's the second nido with an edition - are they forcing editions on them to prevent the 100 steel cards strategy?

I know I'm being /that/ commenter, but...was there any reason not to evolve electabuzz? You held onto that linking cable forever then just.. sold it...

Ninetales just makes the chance 1 in 3 that's kinda boring - especially since at that point you already have all the purple seals you need. - i would prefer something like: 1 in 9 chance to retrigger played 9s, 1 in 99 chance to generate a negative energy card for each scoring 9

I just love that the model keeps evolving over time (pun intended not intended)

I was called out 😅 2:12:23 I’ll go find me some drop bears, though it’s a marsupial…

Return of the King

hastag4gengars in a trenchcoat for president

I just shart mysefl

Why didn't u take the invisible joker over superposition if you said you were going to prioritize the planet card anyways?

I am waiting for the goat Iron Valiant next next next next updates

Wow very early lol. Love the vids, just getting into the game and trying to learn as much as possible

pokermon:3

24:00-24:10 what are the odds?

What would happen if he played against The Psychic in the second run?

1:07:03 lmao shop rerolled into the same thing

I know its just expected that you win on this channel so its to the audience its usually no surprise when you do, but the first run was phenomenally played and a visually difficult one with little margin for error. Also missed the classic “this is how u can tell this is the square joker” 😭😭😭

I know this isn't the best place to put this, but I couldn't think of a significantly better one: I am currently watching the vod of your second Pokermon 2.0 stream and you are complaining about parasect being so bad. What if it scaled with energy cards such that it gains it's +0.6 per two pair played but it doesn't lose 0.6 more per hand w/o 2 pair, instead it loses 0.6 less (so 2.4) per hand w/o 2 pair. Also if parasect is too weak it could also just start at +3/-2 so it's a bit more forgiving.

i AM the one who scales.

I am not skipped, Skyler. I am the skips! A mult joker comes out of the buffoon pack and is supposed to outscale me? No. I am the one who scales!

37:25 why didnt you take brainstorm but opted for a card shark? trading the swashbonkler for brainstorm would have allowed to grow the hologram by .5 each round by copying certificate, and you had 19 base mult of pairs at the moment, which multiplied by 3.25 (value of hologram at the time) 2 times (and again, the scaling of hologram was going to grow bigger faster than the swashbonkler's from that point on) is actually bigger than the swashbonkler + hologram combo. Genuinely curious.

I accidentally discovered that Stencil Joker was really good with this deck. Now imagine having two of those with the help of an spectral card and some roulette into the mix, plus some negatives... I obliterated the stake xD.

Regarding my statements about blue seals, it's getting the first one that poses the biggest challenge. Unless I've missed something, standard/spectral packs and certificate are the only means of getting seals, and I get skunked on packs pretty often. I'll take your advice about using purple seals to get more tarot cards to copy blue seal once I have one.

I have to do like 8 runs in a row in order to get my total money to 400 and unlock Sattelite, and this nerd gets 500 bucks in a single round.

Can confirm that "blue seal OP" is not predicated on any luck or inconsistency in obtaining them. Nor is Doc-level money management required to make it consistent. I regularly throw runs because of poor money management, but usually see a blue seal

Not me just finding out that you could discard multiple cards at a time and it counts as one discard.................. .......

finally won gold stakes on all decks! you need a tutoril on how to win Black deck gold stakes WITHOUT Riffraff Sidenote: is it possible to tell if it's the square joker if you have an eternal one??

24:00 is there some mechanic with the standard packs that the cards are associated with each other? The 1st one had 3 9s and the 2nd one had 3 3s. I don’t really think it’s exploitable if there is something there but seems… suspicious.

are squimbo and grimbo enemies or lovers? odd todd and even steven are canon soo