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Can You Beat a Hitman Level as a VAMPIRE?
After media backlash, agent 47 has hired an underling to do his bidding. Turns out his new minion was none other than dracula himself (real). I try to complete the Hitman 3 Dubai level while adhering to the vampire code.
Special thanks to Shemcat for voicing the news reporter in the intro :) www.youtube.com/@Shemcat
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Відео

Games On Platforms They (probably) Shouldn't Be On
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this one sucks im not gonna lie I talk about Resident Evil 4, Asphalt 8, Call of Duty Black Ops, Cyberpunk 2077, and a fifth more sinister game
Could Link Win the Olympic Decathlon?
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Today i answer the age old question of whether or not Link from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom could win the olympic decathlon. this is a real video music used: 0:02 - The Rebel Path, Cyberpunk 2077 0:08 - Parasail, Zelda BOTW 0:42 - Steam Gardens, Mario Odyssey 2:40 - Run, Stray (used multiple times in the running events) 3:42 - Aspertia City, Pokemon Black and White 5:20 - Ideal and the Real (End...
Zelda Tears of The Kingdom is Insane
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild was my favourite game ever, so now that the sequel Tears of the Kingdom is out, how can it compare? Be sure to check out GREAT BIG STEVE to get your own GREAT BIG STEVE The wonderful art of link and ganon was made by st-hedge st-hedge.tumblr.com Music Used: 0:01 - Marda, Cat Bird 0:03 - Multimoon, Mario Odyssey 0:12 - Gaur Plains (Night), Xenoblade Chroni...
Elden Ring DLC: An Amateur's Perspective
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Elden Ring just recieved a major DLC in Shadow of the Erdtree; I'm not too familiar with the Souls-like games, so here's my review on the game's DLC, from the perspctive of a beginner :) Songs Used: 0:01 - Survive the Fall, Fall Guys 0:48 - How Much, Persona 4 2:07 - Realm Overworld, Zelda Spirit Tracks 3:53 - 7AM, Animal Crossing New Horizons 4:37 - Starscourge Radahn, Elden Ring 5:40 - My Hom...
"Relaxing" Video Games
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Today i try some games that are supposed to be relaxing. I will not scream. i won't. I talk about games including Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Powerwash Simulator, Unpacking, Hitman, and Goat Simulator. Also Chronos from Hades 2 is in this i guess
Hitman, but Agent 47 BREAKS EVERY LAW
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Last time i played Hitman 3 I did my best not to break ANY LAWS... but apparently me trespassing for half a second just so i could get a good shot of Carl Ingram slipping off the building proved too evil. So, this time i'm breaking as many laws as possible. Enjoy :)
Era of the Video Game Remake
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I talk about video game remakes (RE4, Persona 3 Reload, TLOU2, Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth etc.) and why there are so many nowadays. And i definitely don't compare remakes to the resurrection of jesus
Low IQ Lethal Company
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Worth it for the 8 dollar hair brush
Dead by Daylight, but 2 PLAYERS control 1 KILLER... ft @Shemcat
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Maybe the real killer was the friends we made along the way Check out Shemcat's video for more Dead By Daylight! ua-cam.com/video/X-vscNBYEt0/v-deo.htmlsi=P596b0C7JCfhp_9b
Baldur's Gate 3 is Very Important to me
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I played Baldur's Gate 3 at a fairly low point in my life, and it really helped as a form of escapism and immersion. Here are my thoughts on the game :) Clips Used: 'How i got Immersed in Baldur's Gate 3' by Mo Mo O'Brien ua-cam.com/video/JB850eEy7sc/v-deo.html&t Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 1 ua-cam.com/video/P8pLvV3FjPc/v-deo.html&t BG3 Voice Lines: Astarion by Chubblot ua-cam.com/video/T...
Can You Beat Hitman 3 Without Breaking ANY Laws?
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The deplorable acts i've committed in my years as a hitman seem to have caught up to me, so i'm gonna try to beat Hitman 3 without breaking the law, or at least by breaking as few as possible. Enjoy :) OnionButter did this idea first; his video and channel is awesome and if you like hitman content you should definitely check him out! OnionButter Video : ua-cam.com/video/51_YiVvoWhk/v-deo.html
Graphical Fidelity vs. Art Style in Video Games
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As technology is advancing, games are starting to look more like real life... but do they need to? At what point is the effort to make a game look slightly better not worth it? And why aren't games like Hi Fi Rush and Signalis praised for their visuals as much as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3? Hope you enjoy :3
Spider-Man 2: The PS5 has Arrived (Review)
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Spider-Man 2 might be the PS5's biggest release so far, and it has a lot to live up to from the first game. Here is my review of the game, hope you enjoy :D (no spoilers for story). Songs Used: 0:01 - How Much, Persona 4 0:58 - Driftveil City, Pokemon Black and White 2:08 - The Great Sea, Zelda Windwaker 2:31 - Parasail, Zelda BOTW 3:41 - Dragon Roost Island, Zelda Windwaker 4:03 - Butterfly Ki...
Bloodborne: A Beginner's Perspective
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In my quest to win gamer of the year for the third year in a row, i decide to play Bloodborne for the first time. This is the second Souls Like game i've played, after Elden Ring. Hope you Enjoy :)
Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 Phantom Liberty is a Game Changer
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Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 Phantom Liberty is a Game Changer
What Makes Horror Games Scary?
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What Makes Horror Games Scary?
Low IQ Hitman 3
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Low IQ Hitman 3
Cyberpunk 2077 in 2023
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Cyberpunk 2077 in 2023
Elden Ring: A Beginner's Perspective
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Elden Ring: A Beginner's Perspective

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  • @CoffeeRobin-cs1nf
    @CoffeeRobin-cs1nf 6 годин тому

    I didn't know it could be so exciting to see Link run in a straight line for a while.

  • @RhianaHouse
    @RhianaHouse 15 годин тому

    first time watching this video and seeing your channel and I can easily say I wish I could watch this again for the first time. i was genuinely on the edge of my seat at multiple moments when watching this, especially for the 1500m race. link really pulled through and earned his spot at #1. Such a well thought out and wonderfully edited video

  • @RhianaHouse
    @RhianaHouse 15 годин тому

    first time watching this video and seeing your channel and I can easily say I wish I could watch this again for the first time. i was genuinely on the edge of my seat at multiple moments when watching this, especially for the 1500m race. link really pulled through and earned his spot at #1. Such a well thought out and wonderfully edited video

  • @RhianaHouse
    @RhianaHouse 15 годин тому

    first time watching this video and seeing your channel and I can easily say I wish I could watch this again for the first time. i was genuinely on the edge of my seat at multiple moments when watching this, especially for the 1500m race. link really pulled through and earned his spot at #1. Such a well thought out and wonderfully edited video

  • @BMW-sd6nn
    @BMW-sd6nn 18 годин тому

    This game is better the botw in everyway. I prefer older zelda like Ocarina and Links awakening, but this is way closer to those games in my head than botw.

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice День тому

    14:30

  • @cyzcyt
    @cyzcyt День тому

    1st broken law: tresspassing

  • @marcalcantara1174
    @marcalcantara1174 День тому

    Honestly, banger of a video, would be cool to see other missions done like this

  • @zeldaconnection9945
    @zeldaconnection9945 2 дні тому

    Why you didn't used a bumarang for the discus?

  • @ThomasAlmklov
    @ThomasAlmklov 2 дні тому

    A flip is not allowed in long jump it is band

  • @Swyateg
    @Swyateg 3 дні тому

    No, you are stealing things

  • @Shin-Godzilla75
    @Shin-Godzilla75 3 дні тому

    THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED

  • @JohnsonLabro-h8w
    @JohnsonLabro-h8w 3 дні тому

    I feel like using a spring shield for pole vault is close enough

  • @ArkaneStephanie
    @ArkaneStephanie 3 дні тому

    Its wild that Resident Evil 2, 7 and 8 have native mobile ports but the switch version are cloud only

  • @blossom_generosty-
    @blossom_generosty- 3 дні тому

    How convinient the braindead valley(is it in the us south btw...) where if you critique its farming mining fighting or fishing its suddenly about the"community" where you point how actually ignorantly harmful and shitty and repetitive and counterintuitive (like no one refuses a diamond yet it suddenly hates rabbit foot which are basically magically fall off rabbits like eggs from chicjen because its "unethical" to farm them for meat yet i dont think cows and chicken enjoy being bred to be specifically drained out if their nutrients by constantly producing eggs or milk... and on the topic dogs are basicalyl companions to humans they arent a plant or cat with no brains outside basic instincts you cant just leave them without spending time with them they have much higher mental and physical needs like all higher intelligence social animals do elephants dolphins crows humans...) and then its "just a farming sim" it doesnt do anything good in either yet gets praised from all sides

  • @soupyjr6462
    @soupyjr6462 3 дні тому

    Link cheated, he had a third golden stamina bar during the events which since it’s a 2 day event would be impossible for the rest bonus to provide. Therefore he took other performance enhancing drugs to get that third bar.

  • @iunary
    @iunary 3 дні тому

    weird question .... but why is the staff in Germany speaking English to each other? They did a bunch of localisations anyway? Could have just gotten german voice acting for Germany as well.....

  • @kikitsaou2006
    @kikitsaou2006 4 дні тому

    Smiling friends reference goes crazy

  • @shrike3771
    @shrike3771 4 дні тому

    5:41 called your boss, says their droping your rating.

  • @suzuplaza
    @suzuplaza 4 дні тому

    i had black ops for the wii because it was the only console my parents would let me get so it was the only way i could play cod

  • @MEDZ02
    @MEDZ02 4 дні тому

    Fantastic and humorous video, really well done 👏

  • @kenbaird7454
    @kenbaird7454 4 дні тому

    For all the people saying "But you broke laws", yes, that is true. However, there are a couple caveats. First, aside from a couple cases, it's literally impossible to beat this game without trespassing. Second, aside from the suicide, every single one of these is first degree murder, because it turns out if you do something with the intent of killing someone, that's murder. Even if there's no obvious connection, you intended to kill them, thus you committed murder. Whether you could be convicted in a court is a different matter, but this isn't "beating hitman without being caught", this is "beating hitman without breaking laws" You might say "But what about the times when someone else does the killing?" If they also intended to kill and you knew it, then that's conspiracy to commit murder. If they didn't and you trick them into doing it(like the one with firing people), that's still murder, because you intended to kill the target. The only way to really not commit murder would be to get the target to attack you and retaliate in self-defense, which, as far as I know, is only an option in Berlin. And, of course, he's also guilty of all sorts of destruction of property, tampering, vandalism, criminal mischief, and other such crimes.

  • @silverthelegend1644
    @silverthelegend1644 4 дні тому

    “Hey! Drop the fish” will never not be funny 0:10

  • @bishop4414
    @bishop4414 5 днів тому

    this was a lot of fun :D your commentary is cool either way, improv and scripted

  • @Lucasisnothere
    @Lucasisnothere 5 днів тому

    2:40 i thought i was playing the game wrong when i was not using the abilities outside the shrine and felt like i should be able to use my powers some how i thought it was just me and maybe im a noob or summin but 💯 the powers were of not of much use

  • @Toastboy776
    @Toastboy776 5 днів тому

    Was not expecting a smiling freinds bit when i clicked on 😂. Very clever

  • @RoSoliTaire
    @RoSoliTaire 5 днів тому

    Hey the hydrant is definitely useful against that annoying mucktorock. Attach it to a homing cart and you have a roomba that helps clean up the Mucktorock's shit.

  • @CirkusFreak0419
    @CirkusFreak0419 5 днів тому

    "For my American viewers... that's about 0.008 tons" Well played good sir, well played!

  • @Skaiform
    @Skaiform 5 днів тому

    Adrian Monk exposes murderers that try to pull this same ploy

  • @MisterNohbdy
    @MisterNohbdy 5 днів тому

    I don't think you need our forgiveness for climbing a, cough, windowledge

  • @_mooch
    @_mooch 5 днів тому

    LOVED this video! Fantastic work!

  • @VioletOwlz
    @VioletOwlz 5 днів тому

    Jusr saying-theoretically-if you were to do something that involves swimming, you could 100% use the Zora armor bc swimmers wear suits that help their speed

  • @Theone12930
    @Theone12930 5 днів тому

    My friend told me about this challenge got 5 stars and silent assasin really fun challenge you have to plan everything out otherwise the runs done.

  • @theinterneditor945
    @theinterneditor945 6 днів тому

    Hey, just so you know, it’s Wyll with a Y because he has no I

  • @ShoamGabay
    @ShoamGabay 6 днів тому

    the triple banana peel slide is we are number one material

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 6 днів тому

    ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkxNo-4FDo-BK89Gah-hknv8AET7AmxnAi0?si=1yxaIt3fuKb4ihO7

  • @kitakin10
    @kitakin10 6 днів тому

    I see you sigmagrindset stardew like I do XD

  • @kitakin10
    @kitakin10 6 днів тому

    Well this was hilarious

  • @scoutmaccas
    @scoutmaccas 6 днів тому

    This was a really fun watch!!

  • @G_man5
    @G_man5 6 днів тому

    7,200th like!

  • @MegaMark0000
    @MegaMark0000 6 днів тому

    I play tears of the kingdom at 1080p 60 fps

  • @szamii
    @szamii 6 днів тому

    That's Agent 985

  • @NeraBerg13
    @NeraBerg13 7 днів тому

    Legally anything you do that a reasonable person could assume could cause serious harm, even if that's not the intent, can be deemed manslaughter nevermind the very first mission is still illegal as you entered the property with under a flase identity, stole security uniform to get into further restricted areas thats aggrivated tresspass. In the UK you'd get upto 3 months jail or £5k fine for that, in Dubai probably far worse especially given the location and fact someone died in an area you went.

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 7 днів тому

    6:06 even psychopathic professionals have standards yknow.

  • @TyIsreal
    @TyIsreal 7 днів тому

    If only you could change NPC clothes, lol. Then maybe he'd have an even better chance at surviving.

  • @leila13dnd
    @leila13dnd 7 днів тому

    This is insane, I love it.

  • @pauljackson2126
    @pauljackson2126 7 днів тому

    0:57 Wait WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! is Germany serious!! That's popostrous. Here in India, Thrash is collected by Municipal Council and before that, garbage collectors sort that into wet and reusable garbage before hand. They make money by cleaning thrash as well as separating things like Bottles, Glass, Wires, Copper, Metal and sell it to make a profit for themselves. it not only helps these people earn a respectable living but also helps municipal council's City Garbage Collection Department to dispose things properly and economically.

  • @THEEJayHawks
    @THEEJayHawks 7 днів тому

    Doom 2016 is pretty miserable on the switch... most fps games are

    • @S.J.C._Entertainment
      @S.J.C._Entertainment 4 дні тому

      Most non Nintendo games in general are lmao.

    • @THEEJayHawks
      @THEEJayHawks 4 дні тому

      @S.J.C._Entertainment there's a lot of good ones though. Games like isaac, gungeon, moonlighter, party hard 1, deadcells, mostly games that aren't first person or 3d I find. There's been a few games that I decided to specifically get on the switch because it would work good over the years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 7 днів тому

    bruh the opening sence is amazing, how do you have only 50k