hope you enjoy :) follow me on twitter for literally no benefits whatsoever twitter.com/windoledge?s=11&t=pNndbT3sGM2KOVyqBwUVBA I know pretty much all of my subscribers are from my previous hitman video, but i'd suggest only subscribing if you like my other stuff :) I love hitman and will do more videos on it in the future but probably not for another few uploads. I promise my other stuff will make you exhale through the nose occasionally
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Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.
The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.
@@ryanpayne7707 "There appears to have been foul play in the room. Also, the defendant claims to have woken up in the closet with the body of the victum. I've never heard such an absurd lie in my XX years as a Prosecutor!". Yeah, that guy is cooked.
4:15 "Ooh yeah no destroying that virus is actually a really good thing, and it balances out of your sin points, you're back at zero." - It's him, the Devil
I'm dying, man. But not from laughter, the rats have surrounded me! They won't stop biting me! The empress said she would end this accursed plague! HEEEEELP M- *Nonstop squeaks*
Assuming the briefcase is either from the ICA or from Sapienza, and it seemed pretty expensive, around ~$300 maybe? Maybe more since it can carry full sniper rifles (some fully built sniper rifles too) so you'd definitely have to pay for some property damage by throwing it into the ocean
@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.
If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.
17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy
You know, the part about how the crowds of npcs don't actually alert and ruin your silent assassin rating feels oddly somewhat realistic to how people may have trouble identifying a crime that occurs in a dense crowd of people. It'd be tough to say who pulled out the gun and shot the food stand if you were quick about it! Or at least, that's what I would say if you weren't wearing a clown costume while doing it 😂
10:52 “Alright, now you must choose. Do you throw up, or do you challenge me to a best of 3 in rock paper scissors?” Now this is the kind of Saw movie I’d like to see 😂😂
24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.
not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.
I’m so glad jones was saved and started a family after escaping with the shop owner. Adopting 4 kids together and moving in to another country. Brought a tear to my eye
Even if the game didn't randomly kill Jones when his body is spotted, moving a body that's been knocked out via poison or accident (or a target killed by them) still invalidates SA if it's discovered. Even if the person who finds it should have no reason to think it's been tampered with. Also, Jone's real in-game name is Sayid Laham. Constantly calling him by a different name probably counts for something involving the dignity of POWs.
holy cow, no dollar amount of property damage could ever hope to compare to the emotional damage you did to Silvio by yeeting his dead mom's flowers into the ocean
20:53 *8* articles of the geneva convention. an enimies uniform may not be used to act against them. since you used the enemies uniform to disguise yourself and kill their general you infact broke that article.
Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom. If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.
Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames. Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.
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The sentence "the Geneva convention DLC which comes with the Digital Deluxe Edition" would probably be enough to give Henri Dunant multiple strokes, breaking Convention IV, Article 32 - Prohibition of Torture
Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil
0:50 Almost every red state in the US operates at a net loss and blue states end up making up the losses for red states. This was just some weird denial of reality cringe on that Hylian's part. lmfao
7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.
note: everything i'm about to say comes from my understanding of US law, which does not apply to any country that is not the US. i'm also not a lawyer and this is not legal advice i'm also only doing sapienza because jesus fucking christ 3:32 the way the camera system sparks means it's probably been damaged, which is destruction of property 3:40 owning a suppressed firearm, i guarantee Agent 47 does not have the proper permits for that 3:42 might be illegal to discharge that firearm in an unsafe manner (you don't know how far that bullet went) depending on local laws 5:18 possession of explosives without a permit 5:33 detonating explosives in city limits, check with your local fire marshal (or EU equivalent) first. probably a noise complaint too 5:55 possibly impersonating a medical worker? 6:55 tampering with fire protective equipment (yes that is a specific law) 7:17 definitely illegal to discharge a firearm in a populated public area 7:21 once again, call your local fire marshal before setting off explosives in public 7:52 dumping organic material in the ocean, definitely a violation of laws around waste disposal 8:23 pretty sure attacking someone from behind is battery, assault is about showing intent to harm (the classic example: drawing my fist back is assault, actually punching you is battery). also using a hammer would probably upgrade this to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon 9:04 preventing unlawful burial of a body (admittedly this is only UK law, and it isn't even on the books in scotland, but i like bringing it up) 9:13 more fun with discharging firearms in an unsafe manner and violating fire ordinances 9:57 might qualify as kidnapping, definitely counts as sexual assault to disrobe him 11:04 once again, handling/using explosives without a permit and within municipal limits 11:15 not sure how FAA regulations transfer to the EU, but it'd take a solid stack of permits and licenses to allow 47 to fly that plane
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I know pretty much all of my subscribers are from my previous hitman video, but i'd suggest only subscribing if you like my other stuff :) I love hitman and will do more videos on it in the future but probably not for another few uploads. I promise my other stuff will make you exhale through the nose occasionally
Yes, I came from the Hitman Video too, I watched it 3 times, started playing Hitman myself again and it is great, I had to subscribe to you.
I watched a few other Videos too from you, great stuff keep up the great work, love this content
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Up@@ohitsMirko
I really want a list of people who sent complaints to "your email" XD
God gives his tastiest beer to his worst drivers
“If you can’t handle me at my best, you deserve me at my worst” is a fire quote
892 likes and no comments? Let me
*S H A T T E R I T T O P E A C E S*
@@Muho_is_me damn, this comment popped off. Weird.
11 and deep
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@@izuminakaruma2005hi trans ally.
Evil 47 be like, im going to indecently expose myself in public
Evil 47 be like:
I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE WHO'S BAD
EVERYONE IS UNTOUCHABLE
oh no woe be me anyway- 🥵
Evil 47 be like “I FUCKING LOVE PROTECTING THE CORRUPT ELITE!!!!!”
Evil Narrator lady be like "Awful job agent 74, now make your way off a bridge"
The Saga of Jones has convinced me Hitman games need an extraction mode.
With Agent Smith being Agent Smith that is an immediate Yes
Helpman
Jones didn't consent, though, so isn't it kidnapping?
@@ryanpayne7707 not if he’s knocked out the whole time and wakes up somewhere objectively better than where he was before
@@ryanpayne7707imagine you are a POW and somebody strangles you, only to then safely bring you out of captivity. I would honestly be fine.
While he was trying to get Jones out safely I forgot the purpose of the video and thought that Jones was the whole video it was really entertaining
Imagine being Jones. You're a POW, you're horribly mistreated for who knows how long, and then somebody knocks you out. When you wake up next, you're in a box with a shop owner in his store. The general who had you is dead, nobody knows who did it. And there's a muffin waiting for you. And you feel loved.
@@thoopsyid go to the news make the big bucks
saving private jones
And then jones realizes that the guards upstairs were found earlier due to the fedora man discovering them and then being immediately captured again
@@thoopsymaybe you notice before, that guards don't come as often, i think he removed es few of them before, but not sure
i love how he goes from boring crimes like corporate sabotage to breaking the geneva conventions
aka the fun crimes
Fun
The golf coach wakes up in a dresser somewhere with a splitting headache, and realized that next to him is the dead body of his friendly acquaintance. Talk about psychological trauma.
Was looking for this comment, that's the type of trauma that would stick with someone.
Think about the court case! I mean, he had a romantic relationship with a person who is now dead and was found in very close proximity to her.
@@ryanpayne7707 "There appears to have been foul play in the room. Also, the defendant claims to have woken up in the closet with the body of the victum. I've never heard such an absurd lie in my XX years as a Prosecutor!".
Yeah, that guy is cooked.
Seeing the briefcase with the flowers in them broke me. I ended up cackling like a madman watching it fly
Sounds like insanity. Like me
It's so unnecessarily petty! I'm actually laughing tears rn.
I laughed out loud whilst alone in the room. The flowers in the briefcase was just perfection.
4:15 "Ooh yeah no destroying that virus is actually a really good thing, and it balances out of your sin points, you're back at zero." - It's him, the Devil
From the bible?!
@@YourPlaywright "The one and only, sweet cheeks!"
@@YourPlaywright (assuming SnapCube reference) "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Wasssssssupp. It'sssssssssss me"
@@ch-animatestudios bing bong hey wahts up ya doin a baed jaab
too tiree to quote words i cant remember so uh:
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An evil man who doesn't harm rats?? Finally, a villain I can get behind. Me and the colon- I mean boys are pleased
hmmm
hmmm
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I'm dying, man.
But not from laughter, the rats have surrounded me! They won't stop biting me! The empress said she would end this accursed plague! HEEEEELP M-
*Nonstop squeaks*
@@mr.mcnerdo the rat king sends his regards
The Jones saving Arc has to be my favourite one in this video
I get that same energy trying to do a renegade playthrough in Mass Effect. Maybe the renegade was the friends I helped along the way?
Briefcase actually accentuates the flower toss.
The absolute panache, I mean that briefcase looked expensive.
Assuming the briefcase is either from the ICA or from Sapienza, and it seemed pretty expensive, around ~$300 maybe? Maybe more since it can carry full sniper rifles (some fully built sniper rifles too) so you'd definitely have to pay for some property damage by throwing it into the ocean
This is exactly the kind of petty behavior you'd canonically expect from an evil mastermind who has been _slightly_ wronged. Keep it up.
The sequel nobody was expecting but everyone needed
Chefs kiss for sitting next to the flaming wreck of a former sports car while casually reading the news paper like it was a normal Tuesday.
certainly this used to be a normal Tuesday in France
@@wiki2014used to be?
I’d argue some of those explosions as terrorism rather than just ”property damage”as those explosions most likly happened in public areas
Terrorism sounds more evil than property damage so...Goal achieved?
Depends on whether you're an enemy of America or not, that's usually what defines property damage or terrorism 😂
It might depend on intent because im pretty sure terrorism is used as a political message
@CasuallyShadow italy
@@CasuallyShadow I feel like the question of whether or not you're an enemy of America has very little bearing on the reasons for blowing up a car in Europe.
If we consider the phrase, "It's only a crime if you get caught", then Window has in fact not done any crimes at all, and is completely innocent, invalidating this entire video.
he just cant win
People sure as heck saw him during Sapienza.
On the plus side, that means the last video was a complete success
17:40 Imagine being that soldier, and seeing the crazy violent war criminal take pity on you, like, he'd remember him as the "Terrorism? yes. bio-weapons? yes. mal-treatment of POWs? THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE F*CKING LINE!" guy
I'm pretty sure putting inconscious people in a freezer in a gelato shop is a health and safety violation. Well done.
I love the fact that this video went from being as evil as possible to saving and freeing a POW
You can't fight your true nature, no matter how hard you try.
16:48 “lucky for us, the Geneva Convention has dlc” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear.
You know, the part about how the crowds of npcs don't actually alert and ruin your silent assassin rating feels oddly somewhat realistic to how people may have trouble identifying a crime that occurs in a dense crowd of people. It'd be tough to say who pulled out the gun and shot the food stand if you were quick about it!
Or at least, that's what I would say if you weren't wearing a clown costume while doing it 😂
An 11/10 for saving the hostage
ate and left no crumbs, absolute slay
16:49 “the geneva convention has DLC” 😭😭😭😭😭
I wasn't expecting this to turn into a romance film but I am not complaining
You just went from breaking the law to saving a POW
I salute you in your contribution
10:52 “Alright, now you must choose. Do you throw up, or do you challenge me to a best of 3 in rock paper scissors?”
Now this is the kind of Saw movie I’d like to see 😂😂
The shot of the flower briefcase sailing down the hill made me laugh my pasta onto my plate. Thanks for that.
Same here . Just with soup
Same here. Just with soup
Same here. Just with soup
Same here. Just with soup
"luckily the geneva convention got a DLC" has got to be the best line in any video, ever
literally started choking i was laughing so hard. the editing in this is SUPREME. thank you for making this
I will be watching your career with great interest tiny penguin
There's only room for one of us to be breaking the laws *unbreaks the General's broken laws* 17:33
24:10 Unless you cause an alert and search, no guards actually go into the alleyway where this guy patrols. Therefore, you can leave him where you knock him out. This fact is likely why this route places an additional guard there in Master difficulty so it's harder to knockout the one guy and get into the school that way.
Imagine delivering flowers to someone to put on their mother's grave and you get there and just stuff them into a briefcase and chuck it in the ocean
not sure if anyone else said this but in sapienza there is a boat where you can shoot the bells on it in a specific order to cause it to be taken by the kraken, seems appropriately evil.
Actually the first law you broke is entering the Ice cream shop without a shirt
I’m so glad jones was saved and started a family after escaping with the shop owner. Adopting 4 kids together and moving in to another country. Brought a tear to my eye
Even if the game didn't randomly kill Jones when his body is spotted, moving a body that's been knocked out via poison or accident (or a target killed by them) still invalidates SA if it's discovered. Even if the person who finds it should have no reason to think it's been tampered with.
Also, Jone's real in-game name is Sayid Laham. Constantly calling him by a different name probably counts for something involving the dignity of POWs.
I was absolutely sure he'd only extract Jones to use him for the Geneva Checklist, Article 3 himself.
If only this was in the next Saw movie
"If you run you will literally explode. Make your choic- no, don't run." *BOOM!*
The use of Rivers In The Desert for Jones' rescue mission is so peak, this entire video was great from start to finish. We love war crimes here
"The wounded and sick shall be given adequate care" help I'm dying
Prisoners of war doing better than the American healthcare system
holy cow, no dollar amount of property damage could ever hope to compare to the emotional damage you did to Silvio by yeeting his dead mom's flowers into the ocean
"You might say you can't commit any war crimes when there isn't a war"
Well I say if Stardew Valley can do it so can you! Go get'm, champ!
20:53 *8* articles of the geneva convention. an enimies uniform may not be used to act against them. since you used the enemies uniform to disguise yourself and kill their general you infact broke that article.
This video went from breaking all the laws to prison-breaking Jones lmao
Truly the most evil act of this run :D
Schrodinger's Jones was the best part
Could have poisoned Silvio before setting up the trail to his mother's bedroom.
If you get the chef disguise you can attempt to recreate his mom's signature pasta.
"And one accusation of having fine abs, gUiLtY"
Saving jones gave really reminded me of eyezayar series on rdr2, especially jones dying on being seen, and giving the guards nicknames.
Also 10:33 gave off such Jerma energy! All it lacked was Jerma laughing hysterically after she was blown up, and then shooting 10 people in the head.
she didn't see the GYAS
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that thought the same thing
I was expecting the cartoonish hyperviolence, but not the gay romance war drama. Gotta love a plot twist, tho 🤭
Geneva Convention? MORE LIKE GENEVA SUGGEATON
Mustard? How about mustard gas!
“COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS!”
3:40 unlawful discharge of a firearm
Rivers in the desert while freeing jones had me rolling. Have a sub
Seems like it was now that you made your decision.
been waiting for this video ever since the last one lol
Agent 47 has snapped. He felt unappreciated after managing to kill without breaking any laws, and has started his villain arc!
I call it the Geneva Checklist.
The Geneva Suggestion
5:48 this is somehow the joke that made me laugh the hardest
You forgot to knock out the stoner on Sapienza; you also forgot to steal his joint (possession of narcotics is another crime)
That last bit with jones is the best part.
22:03 The Rivers in the Desert beginning here hits hard ngl
.... I found my "guy i would listen to when I want to sleep".
Just so we are on the same page, that was a compliment.
Mark is still staring at the fucking wall
We need a pt. 2 to both these videos so bad 😭😭 they're top tier entertainment
The three muffins, that is where the true danger lurks.
Jones is like an weeping angel, only instead of turning to stone when he's seen, he just dies.
My ribs ached by the 15 minute mark. Two bullets in one cheek and he doesn't know how he got them, lmao
11:08 Could've left with the costume to steal it 😔
14:49 I was literally wheezing at this whole segment. Amazing vid.
Genuine Looney Tunes
i love the the Software Instability in the top right at 6:06. You have great editing
this and ur lawful video r my comfort vids rn for no disceernable reason, im drunk as hell rn dawg but im begging u on my hands and knees for more hitman content
The guy vomiting for like 10 minutes straight had me dying
9:40 "There is no one I'd rather be than me"
I’m cringe and that’s based
The sentence "the Geneva convention DLC which comes with the Digital Deluxe Edition" would probably be enough to give Henri Dunant multiple strokes, breaking Convention IV, Article 32 - Prohibition of Torture
Saving private Jones would be fire
Jones being savable was absolutely the most evil criminal thing you could have done, don't let the haters win.
18:58 bro just stands there like ‘oh damn… eh too bad I dont get paid enough to help’
21:53 has the best use for Rivers In the Desert. I also like all of the Persona music you used. :)
4:56 great usage of Sayo-nara, though wasn't expecting it lol
Canonically the prisoner in Marrakesh is named Sayid, which you can hear if you let Zaydan talk to him
that saw bit with the plague doc was funny af, definetly subbing now 🤣
1:21 hey look mom it’s me
🤓
@@Epico8161what?
@@Epico8161nigga this is a video where a guy is playing a hit man game while trying to break the law. We are all nerds here😂
I love your humour in these videos. Please keep doing hitman content
If only you had an illegal outfit to put on.
4:34 Oh! Alright then!
Next time try and break the Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law), until then 47 isn't truly evil
Not-a-really-Fun fact: the second one was written into law in 2000 and replealed in 2013.
Talk about doing it for the Memes.
That saw bit was gold 😂
"Mark's staring at the fucking wall again"
i love this man
0:50 Almost every red state in the US operates at a net loss and blue states end up making up the losses for red states. This was just some weird denial of reality cringe on that Hylian's part. lmfao
A look in his pfp later and i think that's a fucking swastika on the shield. I think he's just anotther neo-nazi 'troll' at best.
Hear hear
Rescue Jones Run!!! Hooray!
...could make a whole game of "Jones Dies If Seen".
7:24 Place the briefcase on the ground with the gun inside, get frisked and pick up the briefcase and leave. I don’t think it works if you drop the briefcase, and you have to place it instead.
Skin is the best part of everything fr
4:54 "I gently open the door"
Genuinely top-tier stuff, keep it up and the blessed algorithm may grant you popularity.
note: everything i'm about to say comes from my understanding of US law, which does not apply to any country that is not the US. i'm also not a lawyer and this is not legal advice
i'm also only doing sapienza because jesus fucking christ
3:32 the way the camera system sparks means it's probably been damaged, which is destruction of property
3:40 owning a suppressed firearm, i guarantee Agent 47 does not have the proper permits for that
3:42 might be illegal to discharge that firearm in an unsafe manner (you don't know how far that bullet went) depending on local laws
5:18 possession of explosives without a permit
5:33 detonating explosives in city limits, check with your local fire marshal (or EU equivalent) first. probably a noise complaint too
5:55 possibly impersonating a medical worker?
6:55 tampering with fire protective equipment (yes that is a specific law)
7:17 definitely illegal to discharge a firearm in a populated public area
7:21 once again, call your local fire marshal before setting off explosives in public
7:52 dumping organic material in the ocean, definitely a violation of laws around waste disposal
8:23 pretty sure attacking someone from behind is battery, assault is about showing intent to harm (the classic example: drawing my fist back is assault, actually punching you is battery). also using a hammer would probably upgrade this to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
9:04 preventing unlawful burial of a body (admittedly this is only UK law, and it isn't even on the books in scotland, but i like bringing it up)
9:13 more fun with discharging firearms in an unsafe manner and violating fire ordinances
9:57 might qualify as kidnapping, definitely counts as sexual assault to disrobe him
11:04 once again, handling/using explosives without a permit and within municipal limits
11:15 not sure how FAA regulations transfer to the EU, but it'd take a solid stack of permits and licenses to allow 47 to fly that plane
the Jones extraction was absolutely glorious
This is exactly how i play Hitman. Exept more bodies everywhere. There should not be a single living thing on the map when im done
I can't believe you did the Jerma gas bit
Bro did NOT handle salmon under suspicious circumstances
Very entertaining video, I really liked this one and the first one :3
0:52 dude must’ve let someone borrow his brain before he typed this comment
this was so fuckin funny. so creative and clever and the jones storyline was just absolutely *chefs kiss *