Can You Beat a Hitman Level as a VAMPIRE?
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- After media backlash, agent 47 has hired an underling to do his bidding. Turns out his new minion was none other than dracula himself (real). I try to complete the Hitman 3 Dubai level while adhering to the vampire code.
Special thanks to Shemcat for voicing the news reporter in the intro :) / @shemcat - Ігри
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This video took a while, i've had a lot of things go wrong the past few months... but its a relief to have a new upload :)
How is this comment been 3 min ago and the video is only 15s ago?
@@FUNNY-VALANTIN_34 before it came out he commented the video
What's that video where 47 saves that victim?
Reframing it as no trespassing creates this interesting situation where vampires in the Hitman universe aren't limited to where they've been invited, but instead adhere to dress code so severely that they cannot physically violate it. Therefore, if you suspect somebody of being a vampire, the best way to prove it is to follow them to their work and then tear their clothes off. If they proceed to explode they were probably a vampire.
An absolutely consequence-free method of checking for vampire in the real world!
One small problem, friendo: this falsely assumes that there's only one reason someone might want to tear the clothes off a vampire.
PROBABLY!?
@@VexWerewolf See, that's why vampires usually enter careers where it's a really bad idea to take their clothes off. Or ones where it's mandatory. Swimming instructor didn't seem like a good idea for a few centuries, fun fact.
this sounds like a premise for fanfiction
Variation of this: fair folk, AKA fairy. They have their own rules.
- Can't tell a lie
- Can't leave any location in worse condition than it already was if it enters uninvited
- Will not attack location's owner within location itself
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@@vksasdgaming9472 that oj the bank level would be fun
"Can't leave any location in worse condition than it already was", to me, means three things:
- Can't pick up items that aren't reasonably classified as either trash or out of place.
- Can't sabotage anything.
- Can't put bullet holes in anything, so no gun battles or even distraction shots.
Well, that's just hospitality law. fair folk get quite a *lot* more convoluted, ultimately.
Just not the sort of complicated that would affect hitman. mostly.
If you throw someone out of a window they aren't in the location. I'd love to see that
Glad you got the silent assassin. Without it, the village mob surely would’ve set upon you and burned your house and copy of COD Wii.
Not the WII😭😭😭
7:10 If it helps, in Bram Stoker's Dracula, the count was spotted skittering along his castle walls at night. This was in his "household", so the invitation rule might not apply, but it was enough to arouse the suspicions of the book's protagonist. This would support your argument of hostile areas being areas where your presence is unusual, but not explicitly disallowed.
Maybe a super powerful vampire can easily jump that height but the game doesn't have that programmed in?
The funniest thing is, I am pretty sure there are like 10 other levels he could have done that would have been way easier, but he did this one just for the added challenge. Respect.
"Hi, I'm Dracula," had me in stitches.
"I was gonna do a voice but couldn't be bothered" is a mood too
I like how this trilogy is playing out. Agent 47 tries to forgo his violent tendencies in the first video but the ridicule of the masses pushes him to undergo his villain arc in the second video. Then in the third video, he realises the weight of his actions and steps down to let his vampire protege take over. Excited to see how this cinematic universe progresses; 10/10 absolute peak cinema.
I love how the seemingly inconsequential garlic rule suddenly returns to be an actual obstacle during the last part of this challenge
the mr.frog intro was so good I gasped
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fantastic addition to the series!! the 46 second time dilemma and garlic reveal made for a nail biting finale... well done, dracula
@@cyberheaven777 especially since there is 1 second wait time before the timer starts so technically it's 47 sekonds
4:20 technically speaking another vampire weakness is, that they have a urge to count everything, a compulsion.
Thats why people used to have rice infront of their dorostep, so the vampires need to count every grain of rice first before entering
Also thats the reason behind count chocola
Edit: As a reply has pointed out he counted all his victims throughout the level
Perfect, a running joke in this was to count his victims! Well done all around
Probably The Count from Sesame Street too!
@@AutumnReel4444 true, he unintentionally fulfilled even that rule
@@brendanbalasko7634 yeah that's the one I mean
I love how he can't go somewhere inivncited, but suddenly he gets an invite just by changing the costume 5:45
Dracula loved scampering along walls like a lizard so climbing the vines actually earned you extra vampire points
You missed some of my favorite folklore vampire weaknesses, such as being confused at a crossroad and being unable to pass, and having a compulsion to count small objects (such as rice or beans). Often times, people who died what was considered an unclean death would be buried at a crossroad with a coffin full of beans, in order to distract them if they came back as an undead vampire.
Head canon is that Stuyvesant vampire-proofed the penthouse for himself and Ingram on account of him being Dutch and *probably* related to Van Helsing as all Dutch people *probably* are.
So glad to see you upload again, your humor is really good and your ideas are always creative. Hope to see more from you in the future :)
I think a clever way to get around the sun is to wear and outfit that covers your skin. The "Super Fan" outfit can be unlocked through a challenge on The Author in Sapienza. This cloak and mask are also white, which is the color that reflects all light, and thus is the coldest color, if you wanna get really specific. The neck is exposed, but so long as you keep your back to the sun, you should be fine.
In vampire lore, vampires are either weakened/not affected by sunlight, its only in Nosferatu that sunlight kills them.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, vampires only traditionally burn in daylight in modern vampire stories, in Dracula they are merely majorly inconvenienced by it
Now, of course, that makes for a far less fun video, but I still must correct the disinformation
Vampire apologist
@michaelawesome1864 listen, we can't have people being wrong about our limitations. It wouldn't be fair if they were
In what way are the “merely majorly” inconvenienced?
@someone8007 it's not 100% clear, but it's something like they're physically weakened (Dracula is only killable during the day) and can't use their powers like turning into a bat
"I really wanna do this bit but it wont fit in any video... Oh I know! I make it the intro!"
10/10 start to the video
wow I just witnessed someone handling salmon in suspicious circumstances....
"Also his name's dracula" I laughed out loud 💀
1:29 I legitimately just went "*A*" at that part, lmao
Funny young man posts video to UA-cam and we all like it
I would argue that a timer should start or you take damage while in sunlight, so you can still work with it. In most films and stories, vampires don't immediately turn to dust when in direct sunlight.
21:53 damn, glad this isn't agent 24
Having only 23s for that would've been a bummer
I feel especially bad for agent 2
I really like this idea and would love to see if it's possible on all maps. Certain maps like Paris and Berlin would be relatively easy but Marrakech and The Dartmoor garden party would seem impossible. Either way great video would love to see more.
agent 47 wearing Astarions outfit from BG3 in the thumbnail lol, just woke up and I was so confused when I clicked on the video and was like "this doesnt look like bg3"
I love these so much. More funny window hitman always makes my day!
Also... were those coins silver coins? Because if they were...... you're in trouble, vampire man!
Silver is the weakness of werewolves moreso than vampires
@@ManuCarrotman312 I'd say vampires too since silver often stands for purity and holiness and also it hurts to hold in V Rising so clearly because one single game told me silver hurts it has to be the truth. (this is a joke)
Lmao I really liked the reporter's name at the start, a fun spin in the usual gag
I really love the touch of you starting in the Atrium. Given you're being a vampire and that's a part of the heart and all
saving private jones was a highlight of the last video
This videos so good I’m gonna put it on a normal sized disk and watch it on my little tv
Can you beat a Hitman Level by only Hitting Man?
Cannot do anything that is not DIRECTLY contributing to causing a Man to be Hit.
was not expecting the Smiling Friends reference, but i do very much appreciate it
Honestly this makes me want a Hitman-esque Vampire game, where you play as a vampire who must find a way to a certain target to feed on them. Obviously you'd follow similar rules to these, you take damage in sunlight, you have to get permission to enter a building, and if a room has a cross or garlic, you lose access to your vampiric abilities. You'd be able to turn into a bat to traverse around the area, so it'd be more similar to the Arkham games or Assassin's Creed, but you'd have the multiple options to take out your target like in Hitman.
New Windowledge Hitman vid lets goooooooo
been waiting for this one let’s gooo
Nintendo dropping the switch 2 on windowledge video day actually DESPERATE for attention
Looks like rent was due for window ledge
I cant believe how underrated you are man
VAMPIRE!!! , castlevania?
looking forward to this tbh, nice.
be conking out to this.
sooo is this going to becoem a series? i was on the edge of my seat the whole time
24:50 unbelievably desperate for the song used during that timer 😭😭😭
Me too Shazam won’t work
it's from Hades 2 boss fight with Chronos
Great to see you back, been looking forward to your vids!
this was so entertaining and impressive, i loved it!! would love to see this challenge on some other maps if you can be bothered to go through it all again lol
19:51 you got me. i cheated.
Intro is fucking great
You could legitimately write for Smiling Friends
I thought there was no way you were gonna make that in time, I was wrong. That was quite impressive and actually tense lol, good job
YOOO another windowledge video, been a subscriber fir ages, great vid btw it was hilarious 🤣
The stakes have never been higher
That's so complicated but I love it ❤
that thumbnail is AWESOME.
New windowledge hitman sillyness!🐦⬛🦇
We love a good Mr frog reference lesgooooo
In the og dracula book, sunlight just depowers a vampire.
It doesn't kill them
Well, one of the superpowers of Agent 47 is the ability to blend in so well that people don't even question the _frikkin barcode_ on his _bald head._
So in combination with the "no trespassing" rule (for which you have to blend in - and which is independent of actually being seen by anyone), losing his disguised status would mean that he'd be breaking the trespassing rule. So with a "sun depowers 47" rule, he would allowed on public property, but not on private property.
i was caught off guard when you suddenly say dont peak at the time while im looking at it lol
Honestly, banger of a video, would be cool to see other missions done like this
the chronos music for the time crunch was GENIUS lmfao
the fact that it was *46* seconds... just one second more, oh it would have been so perfect lol
So funny that you used astarion for the sunlight demo, a vampire spawn notable for his lack of burning in sunlight
haha, this was so much fun to watch, well done!
This is such a creative challenge. I would really like to see more of it, if at all possible.
I do believe being invited in just means an open door or window
If you don't close your window or lock your door, you invited the vampire in
so happy for another vid! great work
This is peak Hitman content.
you had me at "Hi, I'm Dracula"
"Is this the end of the run? Don't cheat by looking at how long's left in the video"
I had just moused over the video to check, stop reading my mind
This was quite the interesting challenge, didn't know there was even garlic in the game lol.
I would've personally used the Arkian Tuxedo suit, it'd be really fitting for this sort of challenge. (Tip: look at featured contracts track 1)
Was not expecting a smiling freinds bit when i clicked on 😂. Very clever
The Location scouts did a great job with this one!!
Good one! I was laughing tears at one point!
I really enjoyed this video, great concept for a challenge run
i love these hitman videos. pushing game design to do insane and wacky things is always such a delight. I
Technically the party floor is _only_ mans land since vampires _can't_ go there.
Thank god someone is finally asking the important questions
what is the darkest Hitman story that any person has ever seen ?
going beyond the typical agent seeking and killing targets like putting in monsters and famous evil killers in it this would be interesting to see happen for such a game series .
For a second there I thought you conspired to invite Grim Beard for a voice over 😂😂😂
what an intro
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!
Trying to think what a Werewolf run would be like. Trying to work out how you could do it while still maintaining Silent Assassin.
Play basketball?
- when in dark area's, only use loud weapons (unsilencensed, no silent attacks, etc)
- only use sharp melee weapons (claws)
- idk about the environmental rules but something with light and dark like this video
@sacrificiallamb4568 No rule that says they can't
@@VexWerewolf Oh, and no silver.
The problem with this entire run is I don't think any of these residents owners invited a globally renowned assassin.
Here's an idea for a run:
Historically Accurate Ninja!
You must:
Kill only targets, while disguised, using only poison and/or accidents, never be seen not have anyone suspect a Ninja is there and...
Wait, that's just a regular Accident Kill Only Silent Assassin run! 47 IS A NINJA!
Amazing concept and beautifully executed 47.
Just found you this is just amazing creep up the unbelievable work 🔥🔥🔥
i was waiting for you my boy 😭 🙏
I don't think you need our forgiveness for climbing a, cough, windowledge
I'm not the only one who noticed the use of the Blood-Starved Beast's boss battle music during the 47 thing in the first minute... Right?
This is a blessing thank you !!!!!!
Depression been whooping my ass but these vids help thank you
the most unhinged one yet king
If you think about it, 47 is technically Romanian. Dracula 47 is just way more patriotic... in a way.
0:02 Smiling Friends reference nice.
This is insane, I love it.
4:18 what a fucking minute vampires are scared by running water, I didnt know that was a thing
That was the tensest 46 seconds of my life
Incredible challenge, funny and well done
You are such an underrated youtuber
So its basically can you beat hitman like its 2020 again…