The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 5

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  • @bobwoww8384
    @bobwoww8384 2 місяці тому +16

    Bill+Nia=Gold
    U guys work so well together. Hope the kind of unity y’all shared here lasts forever❤

  • @sebastianm.2901
    @sebastianm.2901 2 місяці тому +55

    We need time stamps like episodes 1-4 had, please!

    • @TheLegendOfLlnk
      @TheLegendOfLlnk 2 місяці тому +7

      or just not a 2 hour non video video.

    • @flowkimontana3120
      @flowkimontana3120 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@TheRealReid35 most these are from his podcast that is/was almost strictly audio only, so bro would just have to find random clips and try make em match. But genuinely asking here, can you think of a video that could go with it. Animations would be cool, but looonnnnngg

    • @nathdonplays2782
      @nathdonplays2782 27 днів тому

      @@flowkimontana3120facts

  • @RealMikeGibbs
    @RealMikeGibbs 2 місяці тому +5

    I love the fact he still makes call backs to his struggles.. that’s why he’s the 🐐

  • @AugustoXRock
    @AugustoXRock 2 місяці тому +11

    "What did you do? Blow them?" - Dude I almost fell off the chair, that was so hilarious.

  • @philipbates9648
    @philipbates9648 2 місяці тому +8

    "I'll just be over eating a cheeseburger" Billy Bystander

  • @rukudzomangwiro6448
    @rukudzomangwiro6448 2 місяці тому +13

    “Those two animals, one was storing away food and the other one was running like a fucking jerk off and then the storm finally hit and the ant’s finally eating and the turtle beat the hare however that fucking story goes”~ Ol Billy Baldilocks

  • @go4damo
    @go4damo 2 місяці тому +2

    1h40m - one of the great parenting advice segments

  • @dawsondudark
    @dawsondudark 2 місяці тому +10

    Ngl Nia’s breakup strategy was comedic genius 😂

  • @Anona_Meows
    @Anona_Meows 2 місяці тому +7

    The first story where the wife quit her job; maybe she is the partner who is doing most of the cleaning, laundry, childcare, and cooking. (Like his lady briefly mentioned.)
    This can be extremely time-consuming and stressful. Especially if she isn't feeling appreciated for her efforts. And has to clean up after him. It can lead to a lot of resentments. Especially if she's working all day.
    Not saying that is the situation here. But since he didn't even bring up who is doing the domestic stuff, I have a feeling she likely is doing the majority of it. That is a big part of a marriage that he omitted from his letter. If he was doing it too, he'd have mentioned it.
    This is a pretty common issue with modern double income households. The wife is still doing most of the house work and child rearing, while also working. Then they get burnt out.
    And unfortunately, if the house is a mess or kids are not put together, people judge the woman more.
    But if they need the money, they need the money. Agree they should down size and have a real discussion. Bill had solid advice in this one imo. In this economy, it's probably a good idea regardless.
    I just don't think we should automatically assume she wants to bleed him dry.🤷🏼‍♀️ two sides to every story, ya know.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    You seem like a very wise person and had a diverse life on maney levels ,your wisdom is recognized.👍

  • @lcg8220
    @lcg8220 Місяць тому +3

    The comment about keeping each other in line at around 22:00 is something i think i really needed to hear, i had a girlfriend once who went nuts on me about 'micromanaging her' when i asked her to stop taking drugs because she was high all the goddamned time (and not just on weed), she ended up ghosting me and when she reappeared in my life she still blamed me but made it sound reasonable somehow, I've lived with that shit for a decade and i think its actually really fucked me up because I've not had a proper relationship since.
    I gotta go to therapy man, more i live the more fucked up i realise my head is.

  • @Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet
    @Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet 17 днів тому +1

    The horror movie mom story, her husband is a wimp. He's afraid and he's projecting it on his kids.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Steve harvey is cool on family fude but YOU are the man ,love it when someone tells it like it is .😂🤣🤪👌👍keep haveing fun with the podcast ,we love it 😁

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Bin there done that

  • @themadcroc8535
    @themadcroc8535 2 місяці тому

    Nice vocals Bill

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Uer awsome 😅🤣😁self disaplin is the way to go man ,exalent ,right friggin on .🙏👍

  • @lt.columbo5919
    @lt.columbo5919 Місяць тому

    Jim Croce "Operator"...Beautiful song...Jim Croce sadly died in a plane crash at age 30 while on tour.

  • @go4damo
    @go4damo 2 місяці тому +2

    1h10m - A.D.D., O.C.D. advice

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    The funny thing is ,we know you absolutely love women but have such a fuckn funny sence of comidy about the whole friggin situation and dude you know your the luckyest guy to have a great women in your life that understands your outlook on the whole shit ,im not jelouse ,just happy you found someone that gets it .😇

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Shaved beaver creeps me out too.i like nature as nature is ment to be .trends are what they are but nature is nature ,no polotics,no judgements,it is what it is.🙏shaulin for life.

  • @austincopeland6177
    @austincopeland6177 2 місяці тому +1

    Bill nailed it when it comes to the rude/annoying mother in law. I know how to bug the shit out of her without being too vindictive. 😅 she knows I’m doing it but can’t say shit because she’ll look like a nut. She’s chilled out a lot in the 11yrs I’ve been married to her daughter

  • @zachkennedy9282
    @zachkennedy9282 2 місяці тому +5

    24:15 wow what a cringe bag

  • @clausjuergenwalde7251
    @clausjuergenwalde7251 Місяць тому +1

    I don’t drink often. But when I do, i drink a lot, and often.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Eh ,you were wondering about best fire arm ,well 3030 is my opinion ,thats all .🤷‍♂️

  • @johnnymolten7689
    @johnnymolten7689 Місяць тому

    Wanna buy any paintings before im dead ? 🤔

  • @AllanAdamson
    @AllanAdamson 2 місяці тому +1

    simply, I blame him, he chose the wrong woman

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 14 днів тому

    I don’t think they can afford single income. Most people are dual income Bill, not everyone is a millionaire. Get Nia!

  • @_munkykok_
    @_munkykok_ 2 місяці тому

    respecc

  • @deanlute794
    @deanlute794 Місяць тому

    Tell him.

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    When i was 20 yrs old i took on 5 guys to defend my woman ,and won .thats not a brag ,just a fact .don't care who doesn't believe it .that was half way threw my training .im 68 now ,but i could loose the next battle ,thats just reallity.hardest thing is to defend against is a coward that uses a liethal weapon from behind ....but IT CAN BE DONE .if you see them comeing ,you have the advantage .train.🙏

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Trust me ,when a chick is ( all over the map) unquote...she don't care about you ,she's all about herself and needs to ,( GROW UP)

  • @later7896
    @later7896 Місяць тому

    How can you watch someone steal your stuff . They took what you let them

  • @deanlute794
    @deanlute794 Місяць тому

    I have never checked or touched another guys phone what the hell?

  • @BNedr218
    @BNedr218 2 місяці тому

    🎉

  • @RUSTYdayo
    @RUSTYdayo 2 місяці тому

    why are you dressed for a sport that wouldn't have you? BOOM!

  • @hazsel3
    @hazsel3 2 місяці тому

  • @jimjim-hx6fd
    @jimjim-hx6fd 2 місяці тому +1

    That first one's on the dude. The woman's being shitty, no doubt; but maybe don't have two kids with someone who has a long history of being selfish and irresponsible.

  • @jussysheart
    @jussysheart Місяць тому

    These are old.

  • @jemand8462
    @jemand8462 Місяць тому

    Why do these repeat each other all the time? Heard all of them years ago

  • @chase_like_the_bank
    @chase_like_the_bank 2 місяці тому +1

    Censoring too annoying. Can't watch this one

  • @ramg8901
    @ramg8901 Місяць тому

    It is her right as a wife and mother to stay home, but at the same time it will be her responsibility to have three meals on the table and keep the kids and house immaculate. This is what the women who marched and got our rights to stay home taken away get. Because of them the men’s wages were cut because of the women flooding the work force. It is not right to add financial stress to our men, so Bill is correct and they need to downsize.

    • @NerdySabbath
      @NerdySabbath 8 днів тому

      Started off sane but then ya went off the rails quick

  • @DickButkiss-tc2cu
    @DickButkiss-tc2cu 2 місяці тому +4

    Around 51:00 minutes in , Nia, (Bills wife) introduced THE BEST way EVER for a woman to break up with a man...

  • @handsomefatboy
    @handsomefatboy Місяць тому

    Is there any good advice for a friend who bans another friend from the Patrice O’Neil’s funeral benefit who was actually a friend of his but your wife doesn’t like him so he’s not allowed?

  • @williamadamson6277
    @williamadamson6277 3 дні тому

    Friggin dam strait ,99% of the people you grew up with have NOTHING to do with whatever you will succeed at in your life .your successes are your choice ,take and don't appologize ,you have one life ,own it .period.🙏like yourself but be honest with yourself,don't ignore what it means to have " self respect" but know that we all make mistakes ,we learn sometimes from mistakes ...the only real mistake is makeing the same mistake over and over and over and over .....use your mind to recognize your mistake,use your intentions to correct and learn from the mistake ,then you grow .🫳🫴🤛🤜🙏