The Best Advice From Bill Burr Ep. 2

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
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    0:00 Cute Girl At Coffee Shop
    5:11 Pregnant Woman Smoking
    8:27 Advice To A Viewer That Lost Everything
    20:06 Crazy Ex
    24:50 Crazy Ex #2
    31:59 Girlfriend's Daughter Causing Breakup
    35:26 Caught With _______
    39:24 How To Break The Ice With Woman
    43:32 Christian Wife. I'm Atheist.
    50:28 New Job Asked To Track Me
    52:23 Real Jobs
    55:31 Public Rejection
    1:05:33 Evil Sister-in-law
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  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 3 місяці тому +37

    How is it that Bill gives better advice on everything than anyone with a PhD in psychology?

    • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
      @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 3 місяці тому +2

      yes but very blue pill advice lately

    • @coltonknowles1314
      @coltonknowles1314 3 місяці тому +6

      Dr. Bill

    • @peterhaaima8432
      @peterhaaima8432 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 what does blue pill mean? Is it right wing left wing related?

    • @Sparton830
      @Sparton830 3 місяці тому +3

      Comedy is technically working with brains to get the reaction you want

    • @gustavvaip1600
      @gustavvaip1600 3 місяці тому

      @@peterhaaima8432 Blue pill advice is the type of advice people with PhDs in psychology give

  • @Donut_Sprinkle
    @Donut_Sprinkle 3 місяці тому +6

    "I thought you said you didn't lie" so damn funny ahahahaha

  • @tuckernevel
    @tuckernevel 3 місяці тому +3

    “were just smart enough to be fucking morons” fantastic

  • @peterj.fallon4327
    @peterj.fallon4327 3 місяці тому +4

    Got to disagree w/ ex-gf’s calling & ‘fcuking w/ your head’ answer the phone. Don’t say a word for a count of 3. Calmly, politely say ‘we’re not together anymore, don’t call again’ hang up. Block her #. Not challenging

  • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
    @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 3 місяці тому +2

    One line that would have worked for me if I pursued to talk to her again when we saw each other in a different isle in the grocery store..I beat myself up to for this as I have self conscious issues...she was looking at me for eye contact with her and I got nervous but what I said as I seen her in the yogurt isle and my favorite orange and cream is usually gone I walked up and said your not taking all the oranges and cream are you...she laughed than started talking about other flavors of yogurt to start some kind of conversation. But it totally worked it cought off guard... She looked really cute to..

  • @adamalker71
    @adamalker71 3 місяці тому +17

    This is a great Video! I really appreciate the dedication in each video you post, I would be glad if anyone here can explain a few things to me about investment, I believe it's my time to shine for a better future

    • @Ricgibs
      @Ricgibs 3 місяці тому

      I'll advise you to work with a financial advisor.....Building a good investment portfolio is more complex so I would recommend you seek Fergus Waylen's support. This way you can get strategies designed to address your unique long/short-term goals and financial dreams .

    • @KamranKhalil-br6dk
      @KamranKhalil-br6dk 3 місяці тому

      YES! that's exactly his name (Mr Fergus Waylen) I watched his interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about him and his trading skills, he's an expert and I'm just starting with him....From Brisbane Australia

    • @WelseyWalker
      @WelseyWalker 3 місяці тому

      This Man has really change the life of many people from different countries and am a testimony of his trading platform .

    • @josehenry7205
      @josehenry7205 3 місяці тому

      Well, you are saying the fact. I invested $4,000 with fergus Waylen. and earned $12,000 .

    • @AIIG-zd5dx
      @AIIG-zd5dx 3 місяці тому

      Investing has proven to be an incredibly beneficial decision. My cryptocurrency profits continue to play a substantial role in growing my overall wealth, reducing my reliance on my salary

  • @frobertray1991
    @frobertray1991 3 місяці тому +2

    Is the second clip not in part 1 already?

  • @rustedromeo
    @rustedromeo Місяць тому

    lol Bill says please tell you didn't get into bitcoin, meanwhile that would have been the best move.

  • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
    @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 3 місяці тому +2

    At 34:38 the one with the prostitute problem which should be legal it is in California proposition k got passed. What damn city is this charging that ridiculous amount for that minor offense to nobody 10 grand that's so messed up. They trying to play people.😡

  • @smartchip
    @smartchip 3 місяці тому +2

    Billy blueballs has gone blue pill,

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 18 днів тому

    Why did he have to pay 2 grand to get his car back?

  • @jollyroger7817
    @jollyroger7817 2 місяці тому +1

    The Athiest should call up "The Line" or "The Athiest Expierence" and ask them. I have listened to these guys for years and they give great advice fir this situation.

  • @Jay-fx4tx
    @Jay-fx4tx 3 місяці тому +2

    Dude, so youre ok with killing the kid but not the mother smoking?

    • @acidxreptile5081
      @acidxreptile5081 Місяць тому

      Yeah cause nobody ever takes an iffy stance to avoid being roped into social issues