### **Super Macho Man’s “Top 10 Reasons Why Social Darwinism is, Like, Totally Awesome”** Under the bright Hollywood sun, Super Macho Man stands atop a glamorous stage, surrounded by flashy lights and a giant billboard with his shirtless image flexing. The crowd is a mix of classic *Punch-Out!!* boxers, reluctantly gathered for what they were told would be a “motivational seminar.” The audience includes Great Tiger, Bald Bull, Glass Joe, Don Flamenco, Doc Louis, Mad Clown, King Hippo, Dragon Chan, Disco Kid, and Soda Popinski, all looking either bored or confused. Super Macho Man struts onto the stage, shirtless, oiled up, and wearing sunglasses. He grabs the mic with a cocky grin. Super Macho Man: “Listen up, you plebs, ‘cause I’m about to drop some knowledge bombs on why Social Darwinism is, like, *totally* the best way to live! Survival of the fittest, baby! Let’s gooooo!” --- #### **Reason #1: Only the Strong Survive, Bro!** Super Macho Man strikes a flexing pose, muscles glistening. “If you can’t handle a little competition, then you’re just, like, weak sauce, ya know? The cream rises to the top, just like my biceps!” Great Tiger rolls his eyes, unimpressed. “Strength isn’t everything.” #### **Reason #2: It Makes Life a Constant Workout!** Super Macho Man does a set of rapid bicep curls with invisible dumbbells. “Every day’s a new chance to flex on the losers. If you’re not first, you’re last, dudes! That’s just science!” Glass Joe nervously takes notes, wondering if he should start lifting weights instead of baguettes. #### **Reason #3: Losers Get Left Behind, and That’s Their Fault!** He points at the crowd, singling out Bald Bull. “If you’re not winning, you’re whining! Losers like you don’t deserve the spotlight, big guy!” Bald Bull stands up, fists clenched. “Watch your mouth, you walking tanning bed!” #### **Reason #4: It’s, Like, Natural Selection, Dude!** Super Macho Man flips his hair dramatically. “Nature’s way of saying ‘you suck’ to everyone who can’t keep up. If you’re not hot and fit like me, it’s your problem!” Don Flamenco nods, agreeing, “Si, si, beauty is power!” He starts adjusting his hair in a pocket mirror. #### **Reason #5: No Room for Weaklings!** He turns to Glass Joe with a smirk. “Guys like you? Yeah, you’re just here to make guys like me look even better! Thanks for the boost, little man!” Glass Joe looks crestfallen, muttering, “I try my best…” #### **Reason #6: It’s All About the Survival of the Sexiest!** Super Macho Man flexes his pecs rhythmically. “Beauty and power, baby! If you don’t look like a Greek god, you might as well quit while you’re ahead!” Disco Kid claps enthusiastically, shouting, “Yaaas! Werk it, honey!” as he does a twirl. #### **Reason #7: Only Winners Get the Spoils!** He gestures to the crowd with a smug grin. “Ever notice how the richest and hottest get all the attention? That’s, like, totally fair, bro! If you ain’t winning, you’re missing out!” Soda Popinski takes a swig of his flask, nodding. “Da, da, you speak truth! Winning is everything!” #### **Reason #8: It’s the Circle of Life, Bro!** Super Macho Man starts singing an off-key version of “Circle of Life,” but quickly stops. “Why waste time helping the weak? They’re just slowing down the rest of us!” Doc Louis shakes his head, whispering, “Man, this kid doesn’t know what life’s really about…” #### **Reason #9: It’s, Like, Totally Empowering!** He flexes his abs, turning around for a rear view. “When you’re on top, you’re untouchable, baby! Everyone else is just background noise. Be the alpha, or be a nobody!” Dragon Chan looks unimpressed, meditating through the nonsense. “True strength comes from within, not from vanity.” #### **Reason #10: Because I Said So, Bro!** He finishes by pointing both fingers at himself. “If you don’t agree, that just proves you’re one of the weaklings who can’t handle the truth!” Mad Clown suddenly honks his nose, throwing a pie at Super Macho Man’s face. “You’re a clown, just like me, but without the humor!” --- ### **The Punch-Out!! Characters React** - **Great Tiger**: He shakes his head in disbelief. “You rely too much on brute strength and looks. True greatness lies beyond physicality.” - **Bald Bull**: Bald Bull is fuming, ready to charge at Super Macho Man. “I’ll show you who’s the real winner around here, pretty boy!” He starts stomping the ground, preparing his signature Bull Charge. - **Glass Joe**: Glass Joe, still hurt from the insults, timidly raises his hand. “But… but what if we all helped each other instead? Maybe there’s more to life than winning…” The crowd boos him, and he shrinks back. - **Don Flamenco**: Don Flamenco is clapping, loving every word. “Ah, yes! Only the beautiful deserve to rise! Let the ugly and weak perish!” He tosses roses into the crowd dramatically. - **Doc Louis**: Doc Louis shakes his head in disappointment. “Kid, you’re all flash and no substance. Life’s more than just a bodybuilding competition. You’ll see one day when the lights go out.” - **Mad Clown**: Mad Clown is still cackling, throwing pies at Super Macho Man. “Let’s see if you can flex your way out of this, Hollywood hotshot!” Super Macho Man tries to dodge but gets creamed. - **King Hippo**: King Hippo is too busy eating to care. He burps and says, “I’m just here for the food, man. Survival of the fattest, more like!” - **Dragon Chan**: Dragon Chan sits in a meditative pose, ignoring Super Macho Man’s rant. “Your obsession with appearances blinds you to true strength, which comes from the spirit.” - **Disco Kid**: Disco Kid is fully onboard with the vanity. “Yas, honey! Preach it! Only the fabulous deserve to thrive!” He struts around, striking poses. - **Soda Popinski**: Soda Popinski, already tipsy, raises his flask. “To the strongest and the sexiest, comrade! But remember, strength fades, da?” He laughs, stumbling around. --- The chaos reaches its peak when Bald Bull finally charges at Super Macho Man, sending him flying off the stage and into a conveniently placed kiddie pool. Disco Kid starts an impromptu dance-off to lighten the mood, while Dragon Chan peacefully meditates amidst the madness. Glass Joe, as always, gets caught in the crossfire, somehow ending up upside down in the punch bowl. Meanwhile, Doc Louis shakes his head, muttering, “These fools don’t know what real strength is…” and walks off to find Little Mac for some actual training.
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I Remember seeing this game live, was a lot of fun watching you play!
Oh man, watching this live was a treat. I was SO happy that you got to show it off!! Run was fantastic
Never actually seen StarFox 2 played, this was a surprise to see on my feed
Woah that’s crazy; never knew Punch-Out! got a sequel
### **Super Macho Man’s “Top 10 Reasons Why Social Darwinism is, Like, Totally Awesome”**
Under the bright Hollywood sun, Super Macho Man stands atop a glamorous stage, surrounded by flashy lights and a giant billboard with his shirtless image flexing. The crowd is a mix of classic *Punch-Out!!* boxers, reluctantly gathered for what they were told would be a “motivational seminar.” The audience includes Great Tiger, Bald Bull, Glass Joe, Don Flamenco, Doc Louis, Mad Clown, King Hippo, Dragon Chan, Disco Kid, and Soda Popinski, all looking either bored or confused.
Super Macho Man struts onto the stage, shirtless, oiled up, and wearing sunglasses. He grabs the mic with a cocky grin.
Super Macho Man:
“Listen up, you plebs, ‘cause I’m about to drop some knowledge bombs on why Social Darwinism is, like, *totally* the best way to live! Survival of the fittest, baby! Let’s gooooo!”
---
#### **Reason #1: Only the Strong Survive, Bro!**
Super Macho Man strikes a flexing pose, muscles glistening.
“If you can’t handle a little competition, then you’re just, like, weak sauce, ya know? The cream rises to the top, just like my biceps!”
Great Tiger rolls his eyes, unimpressed. “Strength isn’t everything.”
#### **Reason #2: It Makes Life a Constant Workout!**
Super Macho Man does a set of rapid bicep curls with invisible dumbbells.
“Every day’s a new chance to flex on the losers. If you’re not first, you’re last, dudes! That’s just science!”
Glass Joe nervously takes notes, wondering if he should start lifting weights instead of baguettes.
#### **Reason #3: Losers Get Left Behind, and That’s Their Fault!**
He points at the crowd, singling out Bald Bull.
“If you’re not winning, you’re whining! Losers like you don’t deserve the spotlight, big guy!”
Bald Bull stands up, fists clenched. “Watch your mouth, you walking tanning bed!”
#### **Reason #4: It’s, Like, Natural Selection, Dude!**
Super Macho Man flips his hair dramatically.
“Nature’s way of saying ‘you suck’ to everyone who can’t keep up. If you’re not hot and fit like me, it’s your problem!”
Don Flamenco nods, agreeing, “Si, si, beauty is power!” He starts adjusting his hair in a pocket mirror.
#### **Reason #5: No Room for Weaklings!**
He turns to Glass Joe with a smirk.
“Guys like you? Yeah, you’re just here to make guys like me look even better! Thanks for the boost, little man!”
Glass Joe looks crestfallen, muttering, “I try my best…”
#### **Reason #6: It’s All About the Survival of the Sexiest!**
Super Macho Man flexes his pecs rhythmically.
“Beauty and power, baby! If you don’t look like a Greek god, you might as well quit while you’re ahead!”
Disco Kid claps enthusiastically, shouting, “Yaaas! Werk it, honey!” as he does a twirl.
#### **Reason #7: Only Winners Get the Spoils!**
He gestures to the crowd with a smug grin.
“Ever notice how the richest and hottest get all the attention? That’s, like, totally fair, bro! If you ain’t winning, you’re missing out!”
Soda Popinski takes a swig of his flask, nodding. “Da, da, you speak truth! Winning is everything!”
#### **Reason #8: It’s the Circle of Life, Bro!**
Super Macho Man starts singing an off-key version of “Circle of Life,” but quickly stops.
“Why waste time helping the weak? They’re just slowing down the rest of us!”
Doc Louis shakes his head, whispering, “Man, this kid doesn’t know what life’s really about…”
#### **Reason #9: It’s, Like, Totally Empowering!**
He flexes his abs, turning around for a rear view.
“When you’re on top, you’re untouchable, baby! Everyone else is just background noise. Be the alpha, or be a nobody!”
Dragon Chan looks unimpressed, meditating through the nonsense. “True strength comes from within, not from vanity.”
#### **Reason #10: Because I Said So, Bro!**
He finishes by pointing both fingers at himself.
“If you don’t agree, that just proves you’re one of the weaklings who can’t handle the truth!”
Mad Clown suddenly honks his nose, throwing a pie at Super Macho Man’s face. “You’re a clown, just like me, but without the humor!”
---
### **The Punch-Out!! Characters React**
- **Great Tiger**:
He shakes his head in disbelief. “You rely too much on brute strength and looks. True greatness lies beyond physicality.”
- **Bald Bull**:
Bald Bull is fuming, ready to charge at Super Macho Man. “I’ll show you who’s the real winner around here, pretty boy!” He starts stomping the ground, preparing his signature Bull Charge.
- **Glass Joe**:
Glass Joe, still hurt from the insults, timidly raises his hand. “But… but what if we all helped each other instead? Maybe there’s more to life than winning…” The crowd boos him, and he shrinks back.
- **Don Flamenco**:
Don Flamenco is clapping, loving every word. “Ah, yes! Only the beautiful deserve to rise! Let the ugly and weak perish!” He tosses roses into the crowd dramatically.
- **Doc Louis**:
Doc Louis shakes his head in disappointment. “Kid, you’re all flash and no substance. Life’s more than just a bodybuilding competition. You’ll see one day when the lights go out.”
- **Mad Clown**:
Mad Clown is still cackling, throwing pies at Super Macho Man. “Let’s see if you can flex your way out of this, Hollywood hotshot!” Super Macho Man tries to dodge but gets creamed.
- **King Hippo**:
King Hippo is too busy eating to care. He burps and says, “I’m just here for the food, man. Survival of the fattest, more like!”
- **Dragon Chan**:
Dragon Chan sits in a meditative pose, ignoring Super Macho Man’s rant. “Your obsession with appearances blinds you to true strength, which comes from the spirit.”
- **Disco Kid**:
Disco Kid is fully onboard with the vanity. “Yas, honey! Preach it! Only the fabulous deserve to thrive!” He struts around, striking poses.
- **Soda Popinski**:
Soda Popinski, already tipsy, raises his flask. “To the strongest and the sexiest, comrade! But remember, strength fades, da?” He laughs, stumbling around.
---
The chaos reaches its peak when Bald Bull finally charges at Super Macho Man, sending him flying off the stage and into a conveniently placed kiddie pool. Disco Kid starts an impromptu dance-off to lighten the mood, while Dragon Chan peacefully meditates amidst the madness. Glass Joe, as always, gets caught in the crossfire, somehow ending up upside down in the punch bowl.
Meanwhile, Doc Louis shakes his head, muttering, “These fools don’t know what real strength is…” and walks off to find Little Mac for some actual training.
I love your videos zallard1 I beat Donkey Kong in Punch Out Wii just yesterday it was hard though much harder than Sandman
I don't know how you managed with that frame rate, way to go!
shit am i late to this year's agdq?