PKA 652 W/Vito:! What Tentacles Are Used For, How Important Is A Woman's Career
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors
0:00:10 - Civil rights & big people: What’s the biggest problem in the universe?
0:02:39 - There’s only one group that can get away with blackening their faces…
0:05:47 - Vito’s issues with “anti-woke” advertising & conservative comic books
0:20:00 - Vito explains the creative process behind his comic series “StarkiIIer”
0:28:24 - The Swedish athlete who’s too attractive to play ice hockey
0:31:41 - The SECRET history behind tentacles in the adult industry…
0:39:38 - Why pogs & Mario lunchboxes are making a comeback thanks to Vito
0:42:50 - Vito’s explicit Q-tip experiences with his feline friend
0:46:36 - Movie talk: Avatar 2, Buzz Lightyear & Tim Allan’s best/worst movies
0:57:17 - The creepy problem with young stars (Britney Spears & Emma Watson)
1:02:06 - Why the Harry Potter universe is anti-human & could’ve stopped Adolf
1:09:27 - Magical Jewish goblins & Vito’s experience of living with 5 Jewish guys
1:11:37 - PKA debates the cost/benefit of getting snipped as an adult vs a baby
1:15:51 - North Carolina’s gerrymandering hijinx & why Camden, NJ is a dump
1:20:35 - If Robocop existed IRL, futuristic robodogs & Ukrainian drones
1:24:49 - PKA school stories: Korean dancers, witch songs & bleacher creatures
1:32:56 - Ultimate frisbee, MotoGP accidents & the world’s most extreme sports
1:36:36 - Would PKA donate their organs for medical research purposes?
1:40:43 - Vito’s experience with taking “DIY” weight loss medication
1:45:47 - Freezing your swimmy boys & Woody gets leg-lengthening surgery?
1:49:24 - Taylor’s controversial gym gear & how Adolf managed to stay in shape
1:52:42 - Larry Bird’s terrible ‘tache & how Magic Johnson’s AIDS changed the NBA
1:56:26 - Bug chasing escapades, fish odor syndrome & living with HIV in 2023
2:01:46 - Elephant seal 1v1s, dinosaurs & the largest animal to EVER live is…?
2:06:02 - When whale oil ran the world & why Orcas are attacking the Spanish
2:09:07 - Ad reads: Freeze Pipe Real DBG & Lock and Load
2:14:21 - TV show/movie talk: Succession, The Covenant, John Wick 4 & more
2:20:33 - Margot Robbie’s full-frontal scenes & Taylor’s badly bruised booty
2:26:02 - Frank Hassle’s outrageous tattoo that even KYLE finds offensive
2:33:00 - Mr Rogers’ secret service career & Dr Disrespect’s mysterious ban
2:37:29 - TV talk: Succession SUCKS, second season syndrome, Mindhunter & more
2:45:21 - These NBA jokes about Kobe were so dark even Kyle was shocked!
2:49:23 - Ukraine talk: Motivational Russian speeches gone wrong, munitions & more
2:53:42 - Iran’s curious quantum computer & why the world is becoming Wall-E
2:58:10 - Why “No Country For Old Men” is a Hollywood masterpiece
3:02:11 - Bojack Horseman, Invincible, Oz: TVs most depressing shows
3:08:16 - The Wire, For All Mankind & why Apple+ is taking over television
3:13:54 - Movie talk: Victorious villains, Silence of the Lambs & Million Dollar Baby
3:20:16 - The diabetic tragedies of Richard Jewel & Kyle’s grandmother
3:25:03 - Is it better to be small and well-endowed or tall with a small pecker?
3:28:21 - Would the guys care about their height if women didn’t care either?
3:29:51 - Blue collar jobs, substance tests & the crazy effects of kratom
3:35:01 - Does a woman’s career affect her attractiveness? PKA discusses
3:41:41 - Linda Hamilton, Captain Planet’s power rings & thresher sharks
3:47:49 - Kyle explains why dating a girl with 1 leg is actually a 200 IQ move
3:50:04 - The deeply unsettling storylines of Pulp Fiction and Deliverance
3:54:58 - The wild world of Chris Chan & why “Fear Factor” clones are TERRIBLE
4:01:53 - The guys call it a show
Thanks for having me!
Vote up "taking too long to get Vito on shows" cause you made it a banger.
You were honestly one of the most engaging guests I've seen in a while great stuff. 👍
You did great, Vito. A lot of guests just sit there quietly. This almost felt like an older PKA
Great job Vito!
You crushed it. I hope you join the stable of rotating guests, because this is probably the best episode in a while.
Vito you killed it. You were more engaging than most of their other guests.
3:57:37 Kyle randomly giving this submersible plot days before the Titan one went missing is absurd
Zacs been purposely hiding the fact you can share screens to keep his job, back to working at subway zac
😂😂😂
That's my theory too 😂
He has kids to support 😢
@@1CE. nice burner account buddy
@@prisma250he’s not your buddy, guy.
Woody’s face when he finds out he pays this guy 2k a month to screen share
Haha, right? I wonder if Zach was pretending like only he can do it
Time stamp?
@@dreamman5588 0:31:42
His eyebrows
Why does bleks have high crime low iq
I can just picture zach SWEATING when they realise they can just screenshare them selves
😂
You don't understand, he has to google stuff too it's hard😂
Literally that meme of the sweaty guy from Airplane lol.
@@DeltaPKA I think the bulk of his jobs lining up guests actually
Thought chiz did that?
Thats the longest a guest has ever spoken without a woody interruption, wow.
Yeah, woodys off his game. To much TV with the wife
Cause vitos audio was on point TBF
Unfortunately. I was waiting for an interruption cause this guy just doesn’t shut up
Sadly it happened when this pdf was a guest
kyle calling the submarine thing is wild dude
was looking for a comment like this, almost same thing happens within days of them recording this lol minus the reality TV part lol
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!
We’re back
Big ups tron apostle
One of the better episodes in a while. It’s nice to see a guest included and fit in well.
Pka reminds me of that line in fight club. "You determine your own level of involvement"
The boys are going to do their show, if you want to get in, get in. If you want to be a spectator, you can do that too. No one's going to hold your hand. Unless you're a femboy of course.
@@69nitesthis is the best description I’ve seen. The guests that don’t get involved are the problem just look at all the guests the fans love. They got involved Harley is the best example he even pokes at woody and interrupts a lot, it creates a better dynamic.
@@69nitesyeah I love wendigoon for this as well, and a couple other guests. Where when they mention something they can comment on or talk about, they do it almost every single time
@@69nitescouldn't of said it better!
The guest is a self proclaimed pdf file
Lol the fact that woody labeled vito's comic part as "starkiller" is peak
It's literally on his hat 😭
and has his website under his name for the entire episode 💀
woody goated
@@jebniusjebnius3872 never misses
I thought the timeline was done by a fan
I appreciate Vito refuses to get bullied when hosts talk over him.
Vito finally getting on pka. Shoutout to my favorite cat diddler.
Kitty diddler
Q-Tip squad in the house
Had no idea who he was before this episode but he’s great. Who would’ve thought a cat diddler would be such a great guest
@@DefinitionsUnknown - you need to check out biggest problem in the universe
@@unifiedrobin6742 there it is
This felt like a PKA podcast, slowly going back to how they used to be
Its because Vito stops Kyle from going on huge monologues
@@xKrypto98x no he didnt, and he didn't have anything to say about them usually either
Yea some guests dont bound well off them. Like i find sam hyde funny, but you can tell kyle and woody are not into his lack of concern for the show😂😂
Kyle’s submarine idea didn’t age well😮
kyle being a huge harry potter guy is hilarious to me
vito single handed took over an entire pka episode if he became a host and replaced woody or kyle it would change everything
New lore that Woody never knew people used whale oil years ago
VITO's comic actually sounds like a great idea for a marvel character.
No one got Taylor's left hand only artist joke and that makes me sad
Best show in a while. Never heard of vito before this but he was an S tier guest who i'll actually check out. Comic actually seemed pretty promising too.
Bro watch The Biggest Problem in the Universe. It's D. Masterson and Vito. Insane energy the whole time. It's better than PKA imo
Vito is a proud and self admitted p3do.
This is one of the best episodes in a while. It's cool to see Vito make it on finally, he meshes well with the boys.
He literally claimed to be attracted to children, he should be curb stomped
@@redbullsauberpetronas - ok now you're just hating on him for really nothing. Go buy Eric's new comic and get outta here
@@sheldonjplanktonn why are you defending someone who's openly said they're attracted to children?
@@redbullsauberpetronas - where did he say that. Present it and I will retract my defense
@@sheldonjplanktonn All the best creators are lol
"I'm a grown man cryin on the internet" vito's rap 😂😂
Honestly this was one of the best episodes in a long time
This was a fun episode, Vito brought the energy this show has so desperately been needing lately
Super killer sounds pretty cool. Never bought a comic before. If i was gonna by a one itd be vitos
BUY IT BUY IT
@@vitolmfao
Haha talk over kyle as much as possible. Love it
Vitophiles rise up
Yeah, rise up so I can see where to shoot.
Fantastic episode! I thought Vito was a great fit and hope he'll be on again in the future.
You do know he's a self proclaimed pdf file right?
@@redbullsauberpetronas Yes. 😎
@@redbullsauberpetronaswait really? That’s insane, when did he say it? I’ve watched him off and on and never saw it
Imagine buying new pc’s but not cameras lol
Fr I always wanted to watch grown men talk into a microphone in 4k.
@@spencer9488 i want to see every pore
It's an insecurity thing.
He will get a benefit from a new pc. He gets zero benefit from buying a new camera. It isn’t rocket science
@@ak47fan0notice how no one agreed w you
Top 5% episode, Veto needs to be a recurring guest!
110%
Yeah I like veto, he integrates into the episode well, knows when to speak
@@Blartflart2234 - and he roasted eggy all nasty with his premier freestyle
@Whale Poacher - when did Vito say he was a PDF
Have to appreciate Taylor’s reference to Al Jolson. That’s some deep Borscht Belt stuff right there!
Vito fits in perfectly, he can take Woody's spot when he decides to call it quits.
Why wait til he calls it quits, lets just switch them now.
I haven’t been this excited for a guest in awhile!!!
Super killer does sound interesting
The trading cards are amazing😊 I made one of em 😅 -mint
Blackface joke taken from Andrew Shultz
Best episode in a while, Vito was great.
You do know he's sexually attracted to children right?
@@redbullsauberpetronasthat's why he got along so well with woody
Ah, this guy is a map.
Taylor’s Japanese bit was gold
All black isn’t ideal for concealing, it’s more about shading
Basically nothing in nature is BLACK black.
Greys and dark earthy tones are better.
Vito looks like slushpuppy got stung by bees
Vito needed to be on for so long, rip Zach's grift though
when he was going over starkiller i thought he was summarizing the plot of across the spiderverse.... lul
Vito fits in with the boys perfectly, definitely one of the top tier guests you've had in a while. The guest rotation was getting pretty stale, so its nice to see some new blood that vibes with you guys, I hope you bring him back on again
Loved this episode Vito is a great fit. Would love to see him as a regular
3:58:00 bro did kyle predict the submarine crash😂😂
Every time they come back from the AD break Kyle or woody go right into TV talk or Ukraine Talk because it’s clearly the only two topics they both feel like they’ve “prepared” for and are ready to discuss
Vito was a great guest! Love the usual guests, but definitely think he should be in the rotation
Vito was a great guest, definitely want to see him back!
@Whale Poacher dont care + shut up
Kyle your Kyle was showing this episode chill out and laugh fr
Kyle doesn't even know who Kyle is anymore. His real personality has been buried hundreds of layers deep due to his sociopathic self-image
Easy top 1% episode 🤟
That Kyle wants a motorcycle episode was also top tier 😂
87 More Episodes Till Kyles Transition 🦄
Bulking with T and cutting with E. Genius
hide the Q-Tips…
He uses his tongue now
I got my liver from a guy on a motorcycle who got hit by a semi and he wasn’t wearing a helmet… blessed for a second chance
Don’t donate your body to science just donate your organs on the license form haha
Kyle’s submarine themed show idea…. Not even a week…
I’m definitely reading superkiller that’s for sure
Great guest. He's a professional communicator as Woody would say.
Kyle wants to fake a submarine sinking at the Titanic and now one is missing at the Titanic?
This is an OG podcast, well done Vito and gents
I love when the bit just reduces to listing things lol
Probably one of the best guests, really kept woody under control.
Finally!!!!!!!! We got him on PKA!
Kyle “blackface really needs to come back, it looks cool” Myers
Kyle say he check out of John wick 4 after 15 minutes is a Felony... send him back!
Vito is a predator
Why do people keep saying this
@@sillyduck123 he defended the movie Cuties and has defended p-philes by saying they're just misunderstood.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
Kyle is one of the most insecure people ik now somehow😂
hide your kids
Only 1h in and this is allready one of the best episodebin recent months
Vitophiles, assemble!
Kyle has a problem with a women killing people with a bow but Keanu killing like 10 armed men with a pencil or a book is somehow more realistic
He’s right
He’s not wrong tbh
He’s got a point.
3:57:53 man Kyle pulled out the crystal ball on that one.
Loved Vito, this episode was dope!
This is one of the best episodes in a long time!
Glad y’all got Vito on
So rich that Woody stopped watching arguably the best show in the world right now hahahahaha I don’t understand him. Glad he lives a happy life
Then just finding out about screen sharing, I hope they use it more 😂
1:54:50 woodE goes nuts with the ticks for 20 seconds straight after Kyle asks his question. And of course basketball “fan” woody doesn’t know any details about a very common knowledge story around the sport.
Edit: defending boogie1488 again smh he dared Frank to come to his house repeatedly.
Woody is more of a stats and stories basketball fan.
At 3:58:00 Kyle called the titanic submarine accident
DONT ASK VITO ABOUT WHAT HE DOES WITH HIS Q-TIPS
Too late.
I had to turn it off for a little while after that story
@@churchfires you must be new here
He uses his tongue now
@@7scrib I've been watching for a couple years and this is the first PDF they've had on.
Woodys severance take was the worst take he's ever had. I could barely sit through it. Great show highly recommend.
Woody and Jackie are simple people, it’s a show with a lot going on. You can’t blame them.
Also love ya woody just my opinion.
@@liltone122remember when he said the economy was red hot and a gallon of milk was like $4
@@oBlackIceo yes actually. 🤣🤣
@@oBlackIceo4$ a gallon doesn't seem so bad as of late
Vito is just Starvos Halkias of at home comedy, unless Vito does stand up
He does it sometimes.
kyle stealing an andrew schulz bit 3min into the show is wack af
Blue shirt woody here to bring the pain.
Happy to see you guys finnaly have Vito on
Great guest! He was killing it
Vito in the PKA rotiation
Vito is a pdf file
One of the best episodes hands down, he flowed with them well
Great episode, Vito is hilarious.
I like how on the google podcast app, the exclamation point at the start of the show title says "CATGASM!" and its only a "!" on youtube.
Kyle need to stream himself reading Harry Potter. With commentary.
I wish this was pinned. I'd listen to that while I work.
The best crossover episode yet
Woody's eyebrows
Igor somewhere in Russia looking THROUGH an engine "Did you really bring this to me?"
I love Vito best episode in awhile well done guys
I feel like the “danger” of kratom is really exaggerated on the internet. I wish more accurate info was easily available.
Vito is an amazing guest!
The fifth timestamp is wrong Vitos comic is called SuperKiller not Starkiller.
Was the titanic submersible on the news when they filmed this? Weird how Kyle mentioned It towards the end of the episode ..
Didn’t expect to like this one so much. Gj