PKA 675 W/ Harley: Boogies Teeth Repo, Woody OD's, Immortal Kombat
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors
0:00:12 - Harley’s Thanksgiving plans, BBQ hot takes & why turkey meats SUCKS
0:04:22 - The dark history of mac and cheese & Chef Rush’s phony physique
0:09:49 - Donald Trump’s 2024 chances & Gavin McInnes’ dirty deed (gross)
0:18:44 - Haryley’s berry cleanse & the disgusting secret behind raspberry flavoring
0:22:32 - Immortal Kombat - Which of the Gods would do best in a street duel?
0:29:31 - Woody and Harley talk everyday carry and pocket multitools
0:38:14 - Is jumping into a public swimming pool the grossest thing on earth?
0:44:18 - Harley’s Invisalign experience & ‘fingernail toothpick’ guilty pleasure
0:49:04 - What would it take for the guys to try the ‘girlfriend experience’ w/ Boogie2988?
0:55:15 - Boogie2988 vs Keemstar beef & Harley’s love of petty internet drama
1:07:45 - The downward spiral of Boogie2988 & why EVERYONE is getting veneers
1:12:07 - PKA talks Israel/Palestine: Harley’s views, misinformation campaigns & more
1:32:14 - Politics talk: Taylor’s isolationist beliefs, Healthcare vs military spending & more
1:41:36 - Project warpspeed & Trump’s greatest moments as President
1:45:15 - Why the US needs to borrow more cultural from the Romans
1:49:26 - PKA’s experiences with the pandemic vaccine, boosters & side effects
1:56:32 - Food talk: Protein bars, Kyle’s super strict diet and Taylor’s fiber feast
2:03:45 - Connor Murphy’s insane physique & why a dad bod is the new 6 pack
2:16:32 - Connor Murphy’s crazy descent into UA-cam madness & criminal conspiracy
2:22:48 - Ad reads: Freeze Pipe, Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue
2:34:46 - Harley’s recalls his most 420-inspired EpicMealTime video ideas
2:36:54 - Would Kyle ever return to making FPSRussia videos if Trump allowed him?
2:42:14 - PKA talks Russia/Ukraine, Israel & crazy military drone footage
2:57:31 - Are we getting closer to IRL Terminators being used in modern combat?
3:04:47 - JFK, aliens & God: What mysteries would the guys want the REAL truth behind?
3:17:30 - The Fermi Paradox & humanity’s future in space exploration
3:23:22 - Kyle and Harley go bananas over the Planet of the Apes movie series
3:26:40 - Would the guys rather be VERY rich or uncover a great societal mystery?
3:29:28 - Jesus vs Moses, Bible magic & Wendigoon’s expert knowledge of the bible
3:33:29 - The sasquatch, dragons & more mysteries the guys would like to uncover
3:37:00 - Gaming talk: Robocop, Alan Wake 2, Ghosts of Tabor & Kyle’s VR adventures
3:42:06 - Kyle’s Thanksgiving plans & his turkey deep frying disasters
3:48:50 - Woody has accidentally gotten too high whilst enjoying this PKA sponsor…
3:51:27 - Goon caves & why trying to watch adult videos in the 90s was so hard
3:59:14 - The $10,000 MrBeast video with a dark, yet hilarious, backstory…
4:03:07 - The guys call it a show
Does kyle know after 5 years of a felony you can apply for a "pardon" which isn't actually a real pardon but it does allow you to own guns again? Someone should tell him, it's just paperwork and staying out of trouble for 5 years
That requires effort
For distributing too?
I think it depends on the state
Kyle has no motivation to do anything. He will find another excuse on why that won’t work for he exact situation and continue frying is brain cells on Δ 8
Paperwork, and thousands for a lawyer and to submit them.
PKA is like saturday morning kid cartoons but for adults
Ya exactly
I woke up on Thursday bummed bc I thought it was Saturday
@TV93412nc MEN MEN MEN
Dude, this describes it perfectly
Yeah but this episode equates to our version of the view. Absolute garbage.
Woody thinks every military movement is a "pincer" ever since he learned that word from the movie 'Tenet'
*IF WOODY COULD STOP YAWNING RIGHT INTO THE MIC I'D APPRECIATE IT!*
makes me yawn
Is this thing even on?
Man his deep breaths are awful. Throat rattling everytime
Harley not getting the 6Millions joke is a true thing of beauty....
a certain Mr Hyde would have gotten it
@@ZYZZinVR😮😊15kg 3 1
;)@@ZYZZinVR
Petition to ban Woody from Harley episodes sign here
“Is this thing on?”
@@SillacSaurfangJesus I knew I wasn’t the only one who picked up on that
Signed
@@SillacSaurfangno way he did it again?
Hush
Immortal Kombat is genuinely a great idea
It's already a game tho
They already made a fighting game. It’s called Fight of Gods
we need fight of the gods 2
@@rhysddp1
Strawberries being overrated might be the hottest take to ever appear on PKA.
It’s because hydroponics strawberries are garbage, June barring strawberries are always better tasting than ever barring.
Woody's favorite snack is trail mix. The guys has no taste.
Trail mix is delicious @@michaelriggs6550
@michaelriggs6550 Based/Blessed Kate Hikes
That and the melon thing are takes made by people who have never eaten a home grown fruit/vegetable.
Woody needs to get high more often, so he stops talking
NC banned delta 8
@@2hillsinbetween that's too bad 😞
@@2hillsinbetweenwoody said that in a episode just a few weeks ago but I googled it and couldn’t find anything so I’m not sure
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!!!
Nahhh big ups to you my friend
My UA-cam: this video uploaded 6minutes ago
This comment: 2 days ago…
@@capatheistI do it for Richard.
@@capatheistthe video might be private when they first upload it.
@@capatheistpartition gets episodes early 😂
sounds like woody’s only ever had store bought strawberries. absolute treason.
This. Gardening Is Based/Blessed AF.
Was thinking the same, the ones in my garden are not those watery no flavour strawberries!
Guess he also doesn’t know strawberries have seasons when they taste better or worse
Where else would you get them? I'll leave the farming to the experts. Same reason i don't grow my own herb.
@@kevind1980you just plant them and eat them. Strawberries grow like weeds even in the great white north. Or get a potted strawberry plant from the store. IF you want to taste the difference
Yes get Gavin Mcinnes on the show
Woody citing CNN is top tier commedy
Yooooo woodys eye brows stop freaking out when he's high! Did anyone else notice that?
I'm Gavin's producer / sidekick, and a loyal PKA viewer
And yes, the poo was real. I had to drive it from his freezer to the studio.
Make it happen chief
How tall does the grass grow
Use asian persuasion and get the boss on pka.
Get. Him. On. PKA. Make him an RSK boy.
Ryan im a ryan too. but I never drop off poo 💩 poo. Japanese Ryan an Greek greasy Ryan.
Harley: you spoke for 15 seconds? Hold on, I need 5 minutes to ramble.
I think he spoke for a solid 5 minutes straight during the part about Palestine.
New drinking game. Take a shot any time Harley/Wood interrupts someone.
I’m already hammered
Smashed 4 minutes in
Man I couldn't wait for someone to tell Harley to shut up before 1:30:00
I call it the OnlyUseMeBlade Tranformation.
So kyle is just waiting 5 years for the statute of limitations to be up before he " remembers his password " right?
Woody's entire personality is based on the last Kurzgesagt video he watched
How can woody even have a bad take on strawberries. I thought that was the one thing you can’t have a bad opinion on
He’s right…
@@realrichlake buy better strawberries
He hates them because they're red obviously.
@@WELLZY_ the trick is to grow them yourself. You'll notice that they are berry sized, and not the third of the size of an apple. Also, they actually have a flavour! and they are, indeed, the king of all fruits. Woody stays getting things wrong 24/7
@@WELLZY_its almost like everyone doesnt have your taste in food. Remember you are just an npc not the main character
Nothing would make me happier than Gavin and Woody on the same podcast. Please make this happen 🙏
How tall does the grass grow
@@andrewgaxiola4944this high
woody would have 10 tabs ready to 'disprove' gavin an still would get frustrated
I’m surprised Woody didn’t ask Harley if Canadians celebrate the 4th of July.
Don't they have something similar to it on the first?
Yeah Canada Day is on the first of the July and its basically the same, with fireworks and bbqs@@rjw4149
isn’t july 3rd canada day?
@@king1446 ?
Canada is an imaginary country that South Park invented so technically they don't celebrate anything
Woody should be on drugs for every episode
Woody - “Give me the floor for a second.”
Woody is crazy strawberries are 100x better than blueberries
Wrong, and that pains me to say considering I never agree with Woody.
Strawberries >>>
You just gotta find the right ones
Both are great, idk why people have to slander other fruits to make theirs look better
@@kdog350 A perfect fruit tier list exists my friend. Every fruit in its place... The placement of which we may disagree with but the FACT that fruits have a place in respect to each other is non-negotiable.
Just when I thought I'd heard the very worst takes a human could possibly have come out of Woodys mouth he mentions strawberries.
I miss the time stamps it’s a great way to restart where I left off if I fall asleep watching at night and was in and out
Maybe you commented before they put the timestamps but there are time stamps
@@stevef4930 I did lol
Harley constantly making mouth noises the whole show lol
The show would be nothing without mouth noises
Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, and mulberries aren't actually berries. Bananas, pumpkins, avocados, and cucumbers are.
Woody gets so quiet when high. Lol
It's awesome though
We love that over here 😂
THAT'S why the show got better!
I don't know why he isn't just high every episode. He seems to laugh and relax more, and it sounds like he gets high all the time. It's like he thinks he has a responsibility to be more serious and lead the show, when that's obviously not what's needed.
“He didn’t kidnap him; he bought him fair and square”
can’t wait for kyle to tell us what he seen on police activity this week 😁🔫
I actually do like that segment lol
Lol who is forcing you people to watch pka every week. Yall come with the same comments every single week.
Woah woody gets high and pronounces "CALCULATOR" correctly 😂 03:50:51
When does he eat the edible?
Woody:"Israel lies constantly with bold faced lies"
Also woody one year prior:"did you guys hear about the ghost of Kiev and all of Ukraine decimating Russians and they're going to win the war next week?"
He lives on Reddit so what can you expect
The prior experience of Russia/ukraine could have resulted in him becoming more critical, particularly as a significant amount of time has occurred since both events. As such, you have failed to show a genuine contradiction; instead, it seems you have observed that woody can change his perspective based on experience.
@@manuag3886good point, but alas it falls apart as you are CLEARLY a woody alt. . . .
@@manuag3886 shut up woody
@@manuag3886no it’s because he’s an antisemtic cuck
Fight of Gods is a fighting game by Taiwanese indie developer Digital Crafter consisting of a roster of figures pertaining to world religions and mythologies. The game was banned in Malaysia and Singapore due to religious content. It was released in Japan on December 24, 2020.
I’m sure woodys on oestrogen and not TRT. He’s got his meds mixed up with his wife
How is this up for 2 days as an unlisted video but missing from Spotify and the woodysgamertag channel?
Pretty sure people who payed on a different platform got it early
We're on woody channel, dingus
Multitool talk: Some Victorinox swiss army knives comes with toothpicks.
Please get Oompaville as a guest on the podcast pleases!
65 more episodes till Kyle transition 🦄
what are the details on this i must know lol
@@AyeB77Kyle has very low T and he's slowly becoming a woman. Won't be long til he transitions
@@kyleedwards8064what do you mean he has low T? He injects it every day
Streamlight and pelican make tiny flashlights that is meant to clip on a key chain and is right at home on a leatherman. They're just bright enough to find parts that rolled under a cabinet or keep you from falling in a ditch in the middle of the night.
Finally, miniature fle$hlights!! Take that you large membered heathens, it looks like this squirrel finally gets his nut. Send me the link bro, I'm in!!
thanksgiving dinner around grandpa's stain tonite lads
Watching Harley’s jaw and eyes makes me think he’s doing crosswords
"Did you clean the ice pick?"
"I dipped it in the pool!"
🤣
Harleys view of a person with a grenade are just a person is absolutely insane 😂
Missing trivia this week 💔
Ain’t no way woody said a grape is better than a strawberry
1:18:07 whoever added the subtitle to harley with that quick timing deserves a raise or at least a tip
Word
Wouldn't that be Zach?
Woody has not had fresh strawberries, its a sad day
Seriously. He's insane
wild strawberries were some of the best i’ve ever had, never found any again
You can grow them. We had a small plot on a small lot
He probably just has a different sense of taste than you all. Weird how that stuff works
Of course Harley would fall for Keem's fake drama he stirred up for the lolcow podcast
He also fell for a whole load of Israeli propaganda - critical thinking is not his strong suit. He should stick to eating large meals.
Petition to ban eating on the podcast
3:13:26 Harley is enthusiastic about the dumbest things
Guest suggestion!! Tobuscus!!! He’s making a comeback, or trying to, I’ll bet most of us know who he is
Isn't he some lolcow like Chris Chan or something
Harley sharing the leo story brings joy to my heart. R I p buddy. Hope you get justice one day
Woody, your strawberry take is indefensible. Key point, buy small strawberries, not big ones. The big ones are a scam.
Agreed. Tiny little wild strawberries are delicious.
that convo about the neptunians was great
7 Hour long PKA??? LETS GO 🥳
Making my shift today an ease, thanks guys.
Man, Kyle evolved from lying about stuff to straight up stealing a shane Gillis joke from his new special.
Which bit? I remember he stole Andrew Schulz joke about it being okay for navy seal to do black face
Are your ears okay? Stole? He literally said it was Gillis’a bit right before he says it
bruh....he literally said it was a bit from Gillis...that wasnt stealing
@@mistersonnen848 the one about the Iraqi’s being normal dudes and the us marines being psychopaths, but people said he credited it so I could have been wrong. I was listening at work and didn’t hear him say it
@@bradsnothingspecialya he even said it twice after getting cut off
Woody not liking strawberries is insane. Sounds like hes been eating them out of season his whole life
2:46:50 avdiivka isnt so much strategically important as it is economically important. remember the seige of the steel plant in mariupol? that steel plant needs fuel coke from the avdiivka coke plant to fire its furnaces, or coke would have to be shipped from far away. russia wants avdiivka to run the steel plant, ukraine wants to prevent russia from operating the plant.
Nice! I love getting hot takes from “Woody the unexceptional gamer”!
He should have stuck to unexceptional gaming instead of being an unexceptional podcast host
3 minutes and already a woody take
2:46:47 Return of the pincher movement.
Get Gavin he would be the best guest in years if they can get past the politics for a bit
He might whip it out on stream again like he did a few months ago.
Is woody on modafinil in this one? Very easily excitable 😂
I almost turned off the podcast once Harley said he doesnt like brisket.
Kind of hyped for a hack and slash starring Jesus now ngl
Dude look at woodys dome
I’ll give woody dome
Get Gavin on he is hilarious
How tall does the grass grow
I'd love that, woody would hate it
Woody is against lies? What a twist 😲
Any time stamps?
For watermelon you need it to be perfectly ripe and cold and after you've done a lot of physical activity then it's incredible but just an average room temp watermelon is mid especially if the ripeness is off in either direction
Harley absolutely talks over everyone. I like him as a guest overall but I understand why Woody gets frustrated and asks for quiet sometimes
Where do they get these war videos from?
Can someone timestamp the Pitbull story Harley tells?
Prime fighting age men getting multiple flu vaccines.
A lot of people had no choice bud
“Prime fighting age men” bros still living in caveman times 😂
@@HvacHeathenslimy little rat spotted
@@rogercrane1767 why?
@@HvacHeathen cave times as multiple wars involving fighting age men is happening..
I get the analogy kyle is trying to make, but the military districts in hunger games lose the war.
Love Harley he's def up there on my favorite guests
I'm glad I'm not the only one constantly pounding Quest Cookies and Creme Bars
Microwave the apple pie or smors one for like 9 seconds
Where can I see these guys streaming??
Great episode this week guys!
Harley questioning the palestinian death toll is just … peak irony
He said it could be higher or lower the point was accurately counting bodies takes a very long time. The point was they presented the numbers very quickly and for a poor nation to count bodies faster than we can after a hurricane or natural disaster is kinda suspicious.
woody might actually be the worlds biggest contrarian after calling strawberries mid
this man needs to be stopped
Here we go!
Kyle was all about the vaccine a couple years ago and now he’s totally against it😂
He's a classic redditor.
Thanksgiving is a harvest festival (signaled by the last harvest of the year) and since we're north of the US our last harvest is a month earlier
Except people in southern ontario here are still taking corn or beans off rn lol
They gotta do the show live again
Why
How are there comments from yesterday when the video just came up 20 minutes ago
Patreon Gets PKA early
add chapters to video or GTFU
thx
Quest cookie dough, raspberry cheesecake and cake are awesome
"wait, that's not actually true" is my fav podcast, keep em coming boys
Surprised they’re talking about Leo and tony. RIP Leo
Harley has the best opinion on the war, he seems actually educated on both sides and is rationally skeptical of both sides. Love him as a guest.
That’s your opinion
Yeah for sure he’s the only one among them who know anything 😂
Swiss army multi tool comes w toothpicks lol
Woody interrupting Harley to fact check him when his only source is CNN 😂😂😂😂😂 So weird to pick sources that only fit your narrative.
It's not only that, it's that Woody believes anything CNN says as absolute fact but claims he checks 'all' news sources. Everytime he has a take on anything it's a parroting act from only CNN.
Is the source he cited wrong?
All news sources distribute the same news. The only time you’ll hear something different is when you listen to the opinionated pundits.
Don’t feel embarrassed, most people think the opinion piece is News. You’d be surprised how common it is.
@@MrFineWhiteWine Yes when it was later proven to be untrue
@@adoration_which part?
Funniest part of the video is when Harley (JEW) says he’s seen footage of idf members killing hamas militants then backtracks and says “Well, there’s no footage in the video but the sounds are the worst war footage I’ve ever seen” I didn’t type that sentence incorrectly either it’s actually comical lol
How many levels of video compression has made Woody's door shake with his microphone?
Danm woody that flashlight is bright.
It's like trying to take a pic of mew in Pokemon snap
It looks like Kyle said f@gg*t at the beginning when they told him he's muted 😂
3:06:00 thats such a corny reddit joke. Woody gotta take a break from that site