The Acolyte Episode 2 Review - Lackluster Crap
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- The Acolyte Episode 2 Review - Lackluster Crap
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Fat Jedi: there is no emotion, only piece….of chocolate
Lol funny
Fat Yoda: "eat cake you must"
@@TheRevan1231 we all know hunger leads to the dark side
"Healthy at any size, I am"
There's fat jedi in legends long before this show.
Mr. H, nobody seems to be touching on this but did you notice there are no actual locations in the show? Its a cutscene back to a set piece everytime. No wideshots of characters walking around with landscapes or outside anywhere. When a ship lands, nobody gets out and walks around, its a cutscene and were back on another set. Im also not buying the 90lb girl beating up everybody with kung fu.
There is absolutely no set development. It's like they flash the name of the planet we're on now, but do we care? Does it matter? NO. It's just the next scene for the sake of it being the next scene. This could all have taken place on a single planet. This show ranks just above Book of Booba Frett... barely.
Whaaat? A sex pest's up-jumped, self-involved coffee intern *isn't* good at worldbuilding???
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Whaaat? You mean to tell me a coffee intern with a chip on her shoulder is bad at worldbuilding?
Madness, I say!
These Star Wars shows are insanely lazy
Who did she beat up? She loses to every man she fights lmao. Sol absolutely destroyed her. Even Qimir manhandled her in seconds.
Why does Disney Star Wars always appear in murky muddy looking lighting? 180 million dollars and they still can’t get some descent lighting!
Easier to hide bad cgi
Turns out Leslie's "stories" are the exact same self-aggrandizing (heavily edited/embellished) stories she tells all day every day on social media.
Specifically? The story of a joyless woman who never got over the fact that other people don't automatically find her interesting, funny, or worth celebrating on any level.
(Heaven forefend, right?)
Heaven Forehead 🤣
A tubby Jedi? Maybe he's from "Fatties for the Force"?
Trademark of a Grade A narcissist, incapable of distancing themselves from their own perpetual navel gazing.
Meybe Lester Headland should knock-off the unconvincing woman-facing act, stop lying and trying being 'Original Flavor'. As-is, the current career trajectory leads to suicide by over-use of pills and boooze.
aka; Death By Natural Causes in Hollywood.
Don't forget her heavy emphasis on "moral relativism" that whole way of questioning if the good guys are really good, while suggesting there isn't anything really Evil about being bad either, its all relative, just personal lifestyle choices to be respected by all.
People like her know they aren't capable of being morally good, so they want to change to conversation in society to make their vileness acceptable.
When Yoda said to the fat Jedi, "Size matters not," he seems to have misunderstood.
I said the same to a one night stand, she never returned my texts after that
Do or do not have a second plate of food
No wonder the force was unbalanced.
Yoda in the acolyte episode 3 : " Fat you are not, Weight enjoyer, perhaps you identity as"💀
We need new Jedi masters like fat Jedi, drunken Jedi, monkey Jedi to fight with new styles to supercharge this franchise again. Yoda says Force matters not. Do or do not. There is no try so do yes.
This show is insanely terrible. It feels like a high school play. It’s cheesy, terrible dialogues, terrible costumes, and terrible plot.
Who WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?! OH RIGHT, EVERYONE!
That Master Torbin took me out. Looked like the cringiest cosplayer
You can see Mr H is regretting the time he has wasted watching this, poor chap.
It's the Leslie headland show!! 300 lesbians in space😂
The only thing murdered here is *Star Wars*
The aim isnt to make money, the aim is to have inflated budgets, its the same thing in the video game industry
I really don't get it at all. How is burning money a good thing.
Please don't do the Joker meme reply 😂
@@budgiecat9039 it's a very common thing to have over inflated budgets for things, I live in a 3rd world country so this isn't new to me, a lot of people can gain from it especially CEOs.
Also they keep producing flops without changing strategy so it is safe to assume that profit isn't actually their concern?
No interest in this show personally. Just putting a lightsaber on screen isn't enough to get my view(a lot of my favorite SW stories aren't even Jedi/Sith focused). Add that to the behind the scenes stuff with the makers and the track record with Star Wars and this isn't even something I'll watch plastered on one of my self destructive benders. You're a real one for suffering for us H.
I'm betting the "good" sister sacrifices herself & the "Evil" one takes her place as a Jedi at the end.
There is no Good or Evil..only Binary & Transvestite
If there’s no such thing as gender…how can the force be female?
*Liberal mind blown*
I stopped watching Shit shows like Starwars since last JEDI.
The Last Jedi not only destroyed the sequel trilogy, but the ENTIRE Star Wars saga itself. Star Wars was never the same for me after December 2017.
I remember I left the theater in complete shock & disbelief.
And again, I wanna applaud Roz Weston, an ET Canada reporter, who was really among the first to give an honest review of The Last Jedi.
"then she makes a potion..."
what?
wth even is this? a potion?
Ah... and I thought Obi-Wan and Book of Boba Fett were bad but this show is WAY worse!
Atleast Obi-Wan is still a fan favorite and the show had redeemable moments lol
@@CaptainCreatureI will not forgive the writers of Obi-Wan for not showing Vader’s power. When he force smashes people into the buildings in that city from anger he could have been walking while force-choking them behind him in mid-air. Or crumpling their bodies mid-air.
This show is better than both.
🤡bait @@jimmyhyun8546
It's GAI. Not even worth downloading ILLEGALLY.
Its carrie ann moss behind the mask calling it now
When each offering is more expensive and yet less popular than the last, how can the franchise sustain? Money doesn't produce numbers nor create fans. Given this course, what do they see in five years, a $500 million series with no audience and more attacks to the once-devoted fan base that no longer exists? It's a train wreck of a business model from which I can't look away.
It's Murder She Wrote in space, using Force Fu.😂
Easy plot prediction: The 4 Jedi are responsible for the fire and the death of the parents while attempting to steal away the good twin, then left the bad twin behind to rot. You have two options for the big baddie, either he's just a random big bad using the grief of the twins as a weapon or it's the dad using the grief of the twins as a weapon.
Bonus plot: the good twin will sacrifice to save the bad one turning the bad one good. Or the good twin will be about to die and the bad twin will jump and die saving her good sister, completing a circle jerk of a redemption sub plot/story.
Saw somewhere it's the mom, so yeah you are on point
F- Star Wars. F' k.K F- the shrills. I'm going to burn all my Star Wars merch.
I feel for all the people that invested in Starwars only to have this being turned into the Abomination it is now.
Burning plastics can create toxic fumes so be careful
Dont torch it bro, just dont care about Diseny SW, OG still rules
Sell it, there's another sucker born every minute...
What a liar. No you're not. You're gonna continue to hate watch Star Wars and then hate watch these Star Wars hate channels.
Interesting how they included the Barash vows but they did it wrong. It’s a vow that excludes oneself from anything related to the Jedi. Sitting in a temple with other Jedi doesn’t make sense. It’s the reason why some Jedi survived order 66 because they completely excluded themselves from the temple and its activities. It’s lore break after lore break.
Also Wookie goes BRRRR
That’s not lore breaking this is a long time ago
@@oXRaptorzXo That is lore breaking. To take part in the Barash vows means one has to abstain from anything relating to the Jedi and focus completely on the force away. Meditating in a Jedi temple with other Jedi around you as body guards defeats that purpose. This is a Disney addition as well and they already broke their own canon. The story group is a complete joke.
That is a perfect description of the entire Disney Corporation. "A whole lot of nothing."😂
STOP WATCHING DISNEY!!!!!!!!!
clearly no one is watching Disney. Its most likely the cast themselves watching because theyre all narcissists
Trinity will be the masked Sith or some shit like that ...
Too good of a plot twist for these writers
Force Fu is technically cultural appropriation, which is a sin in Leslye Headland's left wing universe. On the other hand, caring about that pointless issue is like whining about the interior design onboard the Titanic.
Still touching grass, thank you for suffering through this for us!
Stfu. Nobody has to watch or suffer through shit media. He's nit a martyr
Suffering for our sins as fans. Gods work Mr H. I am skipping this.
Yea this review isn't biased at all because he was really looking forward to it. The show isn't that great and not terrible either. I'm in the middle so far. There's things I like and things I dislike. It's a build up episode, they only released 2 so far. It's not a movie. lol.
God's work my ass
Im sure they said he hasnt spoke in 10 years so hes been floating for 10 years but then she says a few words and he wakes and kills himself wtf 🤣🤣
Wait until episode three. SHIT is going to hit the fan AFTER a plane smashes through the building it's in.
Hint: LWEFtG
It officially kills Star Wars. Keep in mind the word "Mothers"
There's nothing left to kill, Star Wars died a while back, now its corpse just gets dragged down the street every now and then by Disney.
"LWEFtG" great, another crypto scam bot.
Spoiler? Not if you stopped watching Disney Star Wars post-Carano!
'A lot of money but no heart' is the perfect description for all of Disney Star Wars!
Episode 3 is supposed to be the quintessential shitshow that "officially" kills Star Wars!
they should just go all in. Ncuti Gatwa can be a Time Sith Lord with a rainbow lightsaber who twerks the Jedi to death and then calls us racist
And then he pulls up his kilt and shows everyone his blaster…🤮
I want there to be scissoring. An intimacy coach worked on the show. When do we get to see scissoring?
Episode two was Aco-shite!
Lightsaber > Kung fu.
Not since Filoni. Now a lightsaber is like getting pricked with a toothpick.
@@kevinfisher5492 George was the one that decided Maul could come back from getting cut in half from a lightsaber.
You know, I really hope this sinks it..I do hope so.
If the spoilers for episode 3 are true then they are going to fully kill the franchise...
Thank you for watching this disaster so that the rest of us don’t have to
Stfu. That is the laziest most overused bullshit statement ever made for review channels like this. Nobody HAS to watch this or any other recent shit show being put out.
Shouldn't you watch it so you know for yourself what you think of it though?
I Don't necessarily think you're getting the best insight from this guy, even people like Star Wars theory say the show is okay, that's basically like high praise
So it kind of feels like the hate is being a little manufactured for views if lots of people not normally happy with Disney Star Wars are giving it 6-7.
Judge it for yourself and get your own thoughts clear on it, then if you want to see what others think you can see if they're being honest about it.
Is this the one where singer Lezzo plays the first black overweight Jedi?
The Fat Jedi, is Master Quesadilla.🤣
😂
Gotta love that chainmail armor Mae is wearing. It's so Star Wars.
This seems like every other show these days where its 90% filler with the final 10% adding anything to the story, so glad I chose to touch grass over watching it
4:55 so basically how current day, real life, bureaucratic governments operate? More projection by these people as usual
But, just like with the DEI writing illustrating a character getting a position they didn't earn, write what you know, right? 🙄😮💨
Have you read the f-ING interview with the director and how she accuses George Lucas of failing to represent her and her friends and how episode 3 will redefine Star Wars - probs a gay kiss - always a gay kiss - it’s like a car crash in slow motion this
You keep calling her OSHA and as a former union worker, I keep thinking of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
Once I saw Jedi using Kung Fu, they lost me
Visual effects are good, some good actors, a lot of pedestrian actors, l some bad actors, and poor writing. They’ll make a lot of mistakes, you bring the witness on the plane to meet the killer face-to-face. Why? You take a Jenna and a Padawan to get the killer of a Jedi master. Why? Ifif the Jedi were this incompetent, would they really be running anything?
The other person is probably a triplet lol
Disney should have sent out their best weed to everyone that buys the streaming service. That way we will still watch scooby doo from the 70s. 😊
So the only white character in the entire show is Trinity from the Matrix...and she DIES in the first episode.
Seems legit.
Apparently the third episode is where it really starts to get shit
I can't even be bothered to hate watch this one, looks like boring shite from the trailers.
It is. I fell asleep early into second episode, because there's nothing relatable about the characters or the story. It's just a blender mishmash of things you've seen in other movies, with a SW label slapped on top of it. I won't be going back, because there is nothing to go back for.
The should be no fat Jedi’s because it shows a lack of discipline.
How can so many shows, The Bear for example, have so much character development happen within 30 minutes, while Disney Star Wars can't seem to accomplish much of anything in the same time with larger budgets?
Green lady is the sith. She opens automatic doors with the force.
Occupational Safety and Health Administration is a very compelling main character. 1000%
Shows like this make Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare look like the high bar when it comes to entertaining content - which Tbf it is as it’s awesome
I watched Episode 1 and 2 last night. They were better than I expected but that's not saying much. They were more boring than cringeworthy.
The body positivity Jedi took me right out of the scene. A Jedi wouldn't treat a child like that either.
No more “alimony” for franchises that seek to divorce themselves from the male fanbase.
Now...unless im mistaken,theres two people standing in the vacuum of space where a fire breaks out and the girl puts it out with a fire extinguisher...yep..let that sink in and thats all you need to know about this show.
I just gave my Star Wars Episode X: The Empire Strikes Again script a big pat on the back for being the best Star Wars story at the moment. I screen recorded me scrolling through it then uploaded it onto my UA-cam channel if you want good Star Wars.
The real twist will be everybody has a twin. 😄
Star war rest of peace 1977-2024.
It died years ago..
I think the Asian accomplice that’s helping May is the Seth Lord.
There's nothing compelling about the story that draws viewers into a characters story arc that makes you want to keep watching.
First time we get a Jedi Knight suicide and no warning at beginning WTF disney.
The choreography was awesome. I think you're letting your own bias influence your judgement
This show isn't doing it for me: gave it two episodes, but the only character I care about is the guy from Squid Games.
I actually enjoyed the first episode. Haven't watched ep2 yet. My expectations were so low before going in. I liked the music and the visuals. I like the Asian Jedi master but the rest of the characters haven't grown on me yet.
Thought the story was the twins were separated because the parents agreed to give one up that was force sensitive in exchange for protecting the village but then the jedi never came back and the village was destroyed? Or am I thinking of something else?
Anyway, not gonna watch this.
7:09 you just described all of Disney right there not just the show
It amazes me how they spend so much money on just sets and literally no one actresses, gotta be dodgy money going on
It doesn’t feel cinematic at all!
How can you deal in balance with the force when they can balance their belt line
This show feels like Sci-fi that's only using a template of Star Wars. Maybe it's because of the lack of the dark side being fully established, but it just has a different feeling then what Star Wars has generally felt like in it's atmosphere.
“Trivial politicking” = filler stretching it out
So im at this stage where i want nothing to with anything starwars including listening to people talk about it. Starting next week i will be unsubbing from anyone who talks about starwars. Hate watching is the only thing keeping them going and i want no part of that.
I'm guessing there are no characters with blue or green eyes.
I dont believe you could spoil this for me. Chances I'll ever see this are relatively low.
I'm surprised they went with a Jedi committing suicide to find "peace". Not only does that seem *very* out of line with the Jedi generally, it seems like a message the woke director would have wanted to avoid, considering the target audience.
Then again, perhaps it was more about the symbolism of a white man, a member of the ruling establishment, killing himself to ease his guilt and seek forgiveness from a black woman. Now I think about it, from this director/writer, that sounds likely.
I could lay down sheets of writing paper, then lay out assorted bowls of kid/pet-safe paints, spaghetti sauces, and watercolors...
...then turn our 2 year old daughter and Swarm of Co-Conspiratorial HenchKittiehz loose. (Seriously, since she was born, she's their Qween lol)
In less than a day, they'd come up with VASTLY superior script and story-arc writing than the execrable nonsense in Lester Headland's 'The Asscolyte'.
I hope there is a Jedi that uses the force to control ice like frozen
I think we are to think Yord is from Space High School Musical
Hope you enjoy the show ☺️ i try my best to make sure it's woke and put lesbians in a Star woke show.. look forward to more of my woke show's.. 😂😂😂 it was crap and so much woke... Star wars is definitely dead .. 😊❤
Apparently, Headland took the twin suns story from Star Wars: The Old Republic and Kurasawa's Rashomon and combined them.
ON OUR WAY TO A HUNDRED VIDEOS ON THIS TOPIC NOW!!!KEEP IT UP MR H !GOOD WORK
Dude I gotta be honest if I had a choice for fighting I'd rather have more weight than none or a scrawny jedi.
Lol you've been busy this morning 🤣
Thank you for your sacrifice watching this dumpster fire to save our sanity lol
The visuals are boring they didn't spend the money on special effects, there is nothing here I couldn't do on my PC.
A bit of light sabre, some levitation and moving things around and I expect a lot that could be practical effects they probably just did it on the computer. The backgrounds I assume they tweaked with CGI though it looks so boring.
I am starting to think its purpose is money laundering or some sort of tax issue, how could this have cost 22m per episode. It is all so boring and the acting so B tier.
Disney has got to stop hyping their properties, 2 years of promotion for mediocre is currently why there are complaints. Though I heard the third episode is really going to embrace Kennedy's line "the force is female".
At this point the only people that are still giving Disney views are these "reviewers" with small youtube channels. Everybody should just ignore Disney and stop watching.
Exactly. Be like professor geek, he talks about stories we love
We didn't have fat Jedi before :D :D :D seriously I am done :D
Edit: So is fat Jedi better protected against stabs and cuts by lightsaber? Man, you even need to work harder when force pushing them. Jedi Tank Master.
You watched it so we don't have to. Thankyou Nate. You seem to have recovered quite nicely though & are currently in rehabilitation (Lol) Given that many other reviews are saying pretty much the same or similar & that scenes from it are readily available I can say without hesitation that there's no way in hell I'd even give 1more ounce of ectoplasm to this Disney Wackjob-orientated p.o.s
It was as if they thought RingsOfPower was really really good & just carried on as if they were doing "in the character of StarWars" as a one-off.
Stfu. "So we don't have to" give me a fucking break. Nobody HAS to watch this.. or any other shit show out there
Your reviews are far more entertaining then the show could ever be. I’ll watch the reviews over the show 😂✌🏻
Than*
There is nothing after ROTJ.
I'd take the forced suicide option if i was forced to sit through an entire season of Disney's latest garbage.
Both Mae and Osha think the franchise is dead.
Stop watching the show! They need to lose money on this crap!
Seriously. The only reason it's going is channels like this
This show is a reimagined version of Disney’s handling of Star Wars “let’s just kill everything good while destroying the lore and replace it with idiotic characters and a story a fifth generation inbred can conjure up”
Another twin? I hope its the green woman, can't get enough of her "acting".