How I Would Survive A Draft
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- Опубліковано 14 бер 2022
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It’s crazy how fast Joe can just switch topics in like 5 seconds
ADHD be like:
Exactly
what part
@@shadowmoonlordvoid5185 idk he just switches from world war to being drafted and I forgot what else
@@bigwayne4607 oh
I like how he's just vibin' in the beginning.
What is that music by the way
@@mq4723 I don't know, isn't it music?
@@scarlettwho1819 Eins Zwei Unmet Ozcan is the original one
@@jumbocrunchh Thanks
@@scarlettwho1819 your welcome
Joe must be a speedruner on switching topics
The chat is his aim bot
Fr
Joe: “We’re fucked”
Also Joe: proceeds to get sturdy with it
i love the way joe just says everything that comes to his mind
Do it for the country Joe. Make us proud...
joe: guys we're phucked
[ *starts breakdancing* ]
00:20
6:21 joe looks like he’s shooting something other than bullets
LMFAO
I hope I get drafted just so I can prove to myself that Russians are real, because of the shit I've heard of them doing they sound like some sort of rare mythical creature
Edit: almost as elusive as America's own Florida man...
Username checks out
They are real bud, and we are also
🤦
@@MrSpaceMadness well I know we are real
can't you just ray gun them?
As a Russian I'm just laughing at the the part where Joe said chat what's a good song for them to not kill me
The part of Joe trying to pronounce russian 😂😂😂
Lol
joe really needs to start a podcast
He has to
8:20 when he said he’d actually kill him I could not stop laughing
i love how this video is so chaotic with joe's new thought every second
forging a license might actually be better than going to the DMV
I would trust Joe to lead me into battle
Facts he has a plan for everything
Sometimes not a very good one but hey, it's still a plan
Joe always makes my day better even when I’ve seen his video 3 times today.
The make the ground shake song is called Surface by Aero Chord
You know it’s a good day when joe uploads
Ong
Honestly
i got covid a rewatch all of joes vids they are so good, keep up the amazing work
Can’t we appreciate joe making our day
Sure
dog you havent even watched the video yet
@@ianchris8663 I know who he is sooo
@@ianchris8663 That true but it brings a smile to my face when it uploads 😃
@@Yk_Keys same
Джо, не волнуйся, отсюда тоже следят за твоим контентом
Is that a good thing? xD
Bro the Russians see you charging at them and the Russian be like:почему играет музыка босса
“ANYONE GOTTA A BIG SHEILD” had me dying lmao🤣
I like sincerely hope that Ukraine survives. If it doesn’t, I’m sure that Putin would want to conquer more. It’s a possibility. You make it better Joe, all the time. My days have always been better after your posts :)
Agree and I also think that nato should just step in and finish this because we have the power to
@@skyrod0862 yah I agree. Though some countries stay neutral, some really should at least send supplies to Ukraine
@@skyrod0862 that would make Russia attack the usa
@@Randomcowlol idk man we gotta be a bit selfless even if it puts us at a bit of a risk :/ we have a strong ass army and Ukraine rlly needs help and I feel like we’re kinda obligated just my opinion tho I’m not trying to start anything war is scary I get that :)
@@skyrod0862 why do you think Russia is invading Ukraine
Wraith mains: “ setting a portal.”
You make my day better after a crappy day at school
"Ay anyone got a med vat" is how it would go down tbh
Broke my femur this weekend but by Joe uploading, its basically healed.
Absolutely perfect explanation of the dmv😭😭😭
I remember joining the stream and instantly start vibing with joe
lovin these vibe talks
Honestly Man Joe Is the Best You Changed my life but i know your just a youtuber reacting and playing but you made me succesful
Tbh this is one of the funniest videos I've EVER SEEN LMAOOOOO
I was cackling at it 💀
It's always a great day when joe posts.
Imagine a Joe war vlog/review series would be insane
I just love that the first song was just counting and a little rhythms
Dude your videos are amazing I love your video so much
Ay joe this video gonna pop off I seen it like 6 times in my youtube reccommendation
watched this on stream and still gonna watch this full video
its a good night when joe posts
Joe vibing made my whole 2022
When joe posts it’s a good day.
istg joe is the funniest man ever 😭
I’m not joking I come to this video like twice a month. Probably best video on his channel.
great vid joe
I got mad Déjà vu because I watched this part on his live stream. I said “ oh here comes the DMV rant”😂
We need more Joe Bartolozzi gaming ngl
the switch in topic is indeed a chefs kiss
Joes vibin
6:46 then all of a sudden BANG!
Joe the dancer
Love the dancing joe
Hope you will be a huge UA-camr
DMV is so great now. At least in Louisiana. We have to make appointments now, so now you just show up and wait like 10 minutes. When I went to get my new license since I turned 21 last month, I was in and out in 15 minutes, if even that long.
It’s crazy how Joe can switch from world war to the draft to solitaire confinement to liking beef stoginof to bass
Might be my favorite vid yet!
Joe will simply mog his way out of the draft.
Imagine just going on UA-cam or Twitch one afternoon or night and just seeing a video “I got drafted” and it’s just Joe playing make the ground shake.
thank you for the information joe
The beginning is so great
im watching this from school thats how much i love his content
I love joe barto looks like a chad
Joe just switching topics is insane
the song at the end of your vids is so good 😩
Going with you dad to the DMV was such pain
The dance In the beginning🤣
nice moves joe
Fire as always
These videos are so great I can just put them on in the background well I’m doing stuff
love your vids man
Best content out there
YEAHHH HE POSTED
Thanks for the advice Uncle Joe 👍🏽. I’m in Canada we don’t get drafted, *squares up*.
My man's just vibin in the beginning
It’s a vibe when he uploads
Yeah :))))
United may have lost, but ur joes videos put the biggest smile on face no matter what
Joe talking about nuclear bombs...5 seconds later "im gonna be a problem once i step on Ukraine's soil against russia *dances*"
Joe posted this on my birthday lol
Мы придем за тобой Джо...
LMAOO BROO THE MAKE THE GROUND THING HAS ME DEAD BRO
“Anybody got a big shied better get a reboot card this buddy’s a goner😆” 💀
YESS A NEW VIDEO
The intro is fresh bro it’s the best bro
No worries he can just give melee kills with that sharp ass jawline. Like fr he built like mineceaft Steve
Joe hittin a jig
i come back to this video often it is SO funny
HELL is siting in the hospital while your bleeding out in a wheel chair
4:10 Joe trying to tell them he likes beef stroganoff
Bro I was just watching your TikTok’s lol
As a person that lives on NJ the DMV is the only place that we will talk to random people
Nice intro love the little shoulder dance
Big vibe at the start
this was hilarious
His dmv rant is why I'm not changing my living location bc I want to live with my dad but I live with My mom
9:46 this is an absolute unit
Bro I was on this stream something like a month ago and now my guy is releasing the highlights a month after, must've been #100 in queue.
Joe=Best Streamer Best Tiktoker Best UA-camr
Bro the song in the beginning is top g
Joe is hilarious
Joe walking up the hill with the make the ground shake song on like 💪😠
hes in war preparing for an ambush and hes like "oh chesslover910 thanks for the 500 bits"
Every Joe post day is a good day. Keep up the good work dude.