To answer a couple questions Joe has during the beginning of the video 1: The term SEAL comes from SEa Air and Land, hence the SEAL teams 2: Ringing the bell is something instructors use in the program to firmly cement a student quitting BUD/S, it’s a “final decision” rather than a student just saying “I quit”. It’s also used as a last embarrassment for the student for quitting.
UA-cam thoroughly scrubs the beginning of the video but doesn’t care ab the rest, so he censores the beginning but the rest is fine, so he can get monetized
15K is while you're training 400K is for the officers who're in DEVGRU which is the elite part of SEALs. SEAL Team 2 is specialized in artic warfare so skiing is a huge part of that
I know a seal, he is a really good swimmer, I think the best out of all of them, and he is really experienced, but he gets paid nothing at all... Granted, he is an actual seal, as in, the animal
@@pantsimprovcomedy1hater627 Yeah anyone in the military gets shit pay, it's because you pretty much have zero expenses as a solider so if you make 20k a year you can end up saving 80-90% of it depending on your spending habbits
joes comment be like “hey joe my entire family just died but i saw you posted so i didn’t go to the funeral you make my day better everytime ♥️ keep up the good work”
Story time: My dad was in training and ripped something and they told him either get the shitty doctor or go back home, get a good doctor, and then go back. Of course, he went home and got the good doctor, but when he tried to go back, they didn’t let him. Soooooo
7:07 it’s a mini series in WWII called Band of Brothers based on a true story and yes that is Ross from Friends, he is basically in only the first episode and is the strict mean drill Sargent and it’s halrious cause I can’t take him seriously
Hey joe, imma tell u rn i hope this doesn’t end with you saying you’d make it lmfao. My best friend made it through, he’s an orphan, guy can do 37 pull ups at 220 pound body weight, he can run 3 miles in 17 minutes, hold his breath for like 4 minutes, he can do over 100 push ups in a minute, guy is a literal physical specimen and he is also one of the most hardworking young men I’ve ever known. And let me tell you, they fucking broke him. He barley made it, and he killed himself 3 months after getting through. Your a fit guy, I’m a fit guy, but some of the best of the best of us still can’t fuckin make it though deals training. It’s no joke.
My mother wanted to be in the Navy she wanted to be a diver but she now tells me she's so glad but she didn't do it because after watching and seeing what the divers had to go through she wouldn't have made it 💀
My uncle was a navy seal and he said one of his bunk mates was like not listening and doing stuff on purpose to get everyone in trouble and one night they got tired of it so they put soap in bags and they would beat him with them and the Sargents didn’t care or do anything about it
To answer a couple questions Joe has during the beginning of the video
1: The term SEAL comes from SEa Air and Land, hence the SEAL teams
2: Ringing the bell is something instructors use in the program to firmly cement a student quitting BUD/S, it’s a “final decision” rather than a student just saying “I quit”. It’s also used as a last embarrassment for the student for quitting.
Everyone forgets about SWCC, the SEALS that don’t do the push-ups
When the editors just give up on blaring out the cursing i just laugh
They blur out first minute so they dont get demonitized or make more money i forget
Well known fact about Joe
@@splerix it's so they make more money
Ik
UA-cam thoroughly scrubs the beginning of the video but doesn’t care ab the rest, so he censores the beginning but the rest is fine, so he can get monetized
Hey joe I’ve been feeling sick but your streams make me feel a whole lot better keep up the good work
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Keep up the good ratio
Joe :
I refuse to watch anything that’s in 480p
Also Joe:
* camera quality in 480p
Ratio thats only when its zoomed on a clip where my camera is in the corner not full cam
@@JoeBartolozzi lmao bro said “ratio” 😂
@@JoeBartolozzi oh lmao
I don’t watch tiktok anymore but Joe is the only “tiktoker” I watch he’s funny and it’s entertaining
15K is while you're training 400K is for the officers who're in DEVGRU which is the elite part of SEALs. SEAL Team 2 is specialized in artic warfare so skiing is a huge part of that
I know a seal, he is a really good swimmer, I think the best out of all of them, and he is really experienced, but he gets paid nothing at all...
Granted, he is an actual seal, as in, the animal
@@pantsimprovcomedy1hater627 Yeah anyone in the military gets shit pay, it's because you pretty much have zero expenses as a solider so if you make 20k a year you can end up saving 80-90% of it depending on your spending habbits
@@antmitch78 Read everything I said
@@pantsimprovcomedy1hater627 😂
More or less the same with the Marine Corps. You start off at like around 15k, then if you stay in and get promoted enough, you can make 100k plus
Ayo whenever Joe posts you already know it's gonna be a good day
Gayy
I agree but bruhh i hate these comments
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@@ryanyavny7103 yeah they getting annoying now with the spam like bro we get it
People getting annoyed by comments that don't impact their lives whatsoever. Cringe
Love your content Jonathan Keep up the good work ♥️
I love how joe is so calm
he is never calm
*jonathan*
@@achillariouss5698 who is jonathan?
@@SPEECHLEss2641R6 someone called joe jonathan in like the first seconds
its a joke
@@achillariouss5698 i didnt pay attention to that
I love your streams joe❤️
Your videos literally save my boring days, keep up the good work!😄👍
joes comment be like “hey joe my entire family just died but i saw you posted so i didn’t go to the funeral you make my day better everytime ♥️ keep up the good work”
Joe I love ur streaks keep up the good work
Love the vids and streams joe.
bro said "prank em john"
everytime u post my day is a lil brighter
I love your videos and keep up the good work
I just finished your last video in one week I’m so glad you just posted
I love your vids joe they always make my day better
We all love the boy joe
this content is actually good
Love your vids joe
Hey joe marine here, that older seals name is jocko willink, does a podcast and had a line of workout supplements
joe, we said number 2, why is the thumbnail number 1
Story time: My dad was in training and ripped something and they told him either get the shitty doctor or go back home, get a good doctor, and then go back. Of course, he went home and got the good doctor, but when he tried to go back, they didn’t let him. Soooooo
8:34 Joe sounds like a 14 year old boy for a split second.
I heard it
im glad joe is an honest person
Joe acting like a toddler when they can't get something at 0:13
if i was with joe i would pass navy seal training
Love the vids keep it up
Joe we should play Rock Paper Scissors and the winner gets a kiss
ayo
I REMEMBER THIS STREAM
When was it
Wait! Two videos in two days?! It must be Christmas😏
Nothing better than watching Joes new video
Did you know that Navy Seals that are privates can go by (Last name) Seamen. So yours would be Seamen Bartolozzi
I love seamen
@@mattt1291 ayo
I’m sick asf I needed this entertainment
7:07 it’s a mini series in WWII called Band of Brothers based on a true story and yes that is Ross from Friends, he is basically in only the first episode and is the strict mean drill Sargent and it’s halrious cause I can’t take him seriously
Joe has been in the hills
YESAA FINALLY POSTED
Hey joe, imma tell u rn i hope this doesn’t end with you saying you’d make it lmfao. My best friend made it through, he’s an orphan, guy can do 37 pull ups at 220 pound body weight, he can run 3 miles in 17 minutes, hold his breath for like 4 minutes, he can do over 100 push ups in a minute, guy is a literal physical specimen and he is also one of the most hardworking young men I’ve ever known. And let me tell you, they fucking broke him. He barley made it, and he killed himself 3 months after getting through. Your a fit guy, I’m a fit guy, but some of the best of the best of us still can’t fuckin make it though deals training. It’s no joke.
My mother wanted to be in the Navy she wanted to be a diver but she now tells me she's so glad but she didn't do it because after watching and seeing what the divers had to go through she wouldn't have made it 💀
2 days in a row? W
You should watch buds class 234 to get a better look at seal training
The E IS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FACE JOE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe is so funny bro idc
“This is like a UA-cam video” thanks Joey
I love you joe❤️
Me: imma go watch Joe Bartsaloozy
UA-cam: recommends Joe Bart alozzy
hi Joe u one of my favorites content creators❤😂🎉
"some llama art shit"
we all know what it was
You should make an Easter candy tier list
keep up with the great vids
Joe: calling 480 p impossible to watch
Me: watching this video in 480 p 😢
Joe posted, today is a good day
Hi joe ur so funny 😂
I'd fail so fast-
mans dissing sas australia where he would be the first person to give his number
DAILY UPLOADS?!?? 👏👏👏 pog
love the vids joseph
Dad was a navy seal for 26 years and has PTSD and is pretty damn jacked up in his muscles and shit.
@Oscar Rolfe lol?
Wake up at 4 am ever day??? ITS 3:39 RIGHT NOW?
Makes my day
The se in seal stands for one work joe
Happy birthday 🎂 love your streams
"i couldn't watch anything that's 480p" meanwhile me using 360p for my life
Greatest Navy Seal to me is MrBallen
Joe is a pro gamer
I LOVE JOE
Joe the entire video: COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT
Yes I have actually seen and skied with navy seals in spain
0:14 Giga Chad Joe fr, also, the quality isn't that bad bruh-
Joe would survive
JOE WATCHED FRIENDS??!?!?!??!?!? OML HES SO COOL THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:09 push dagger
No way my dad did this bruh, and here I was thinking to join them as well. Bye bruh💀
That’s band of brothers that is way before friends and it’s the best war movie\show ever made
Good point joe
Navy Seals can disclose the fact that they are in Navy Seals. Hell, Seals are known for how much they mention they are a Seal
They used to be quiet operators until rob o Neil came along
David Goggins
Yo love your vids Joe
4:59 that’s literally every 1st grader to there teachers
Common Joe dub
My toxic trait is I 100% think i would be able to do it😭
joe thats not 3 knifes it was one knife and 2 mags for his gun lmao
1 out of 100? Battle royal, huh? I got this.
the people who join the military don’t care about the money amount they just wanna serve
1:05 Joe those are mags not knives
When joes videos are made in 480p
This isn’t the thumbnail we voted on Joe 🥱
Nice vid
Haha good vid joe
“Oh not Georgia” me that lives in Georgia :(
Lol same
What is drafted into the Navy seal program I know that won’t work but you know. What if
I agree
I am Seal team 6 is an insanely good book that talks about this stuff and I don’t read books that often
Bro had a seizure while lying
Play the radio station 💯
bro that show is on i think about 8 or 9 pm (im british) theyre so angry for what 😭
2nd also thanks for the banger
My uncle was a navy seal and he said one of his bunk mates was like not listening and doing stuff on purpose to get everyone in trouble and one night they got tired of it so they put soap in bags and they would beat him with them and the Sargents didn’t care or do anything about it
Me being a Jonathan scared the crap outta me
the money is the secured money they make but they make bonus or about a few 10 to 20 k for missions