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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  Рік тому +22406

    this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA

    • @beansterW
      @beansterW Рік тому +436

      next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

    • @d.cmorgan7276
      @d.cmorgan7276 Рік тому +786

      Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Рік тому +27

      Cool

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Рік тому +89

      We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

    • @frozencascade
      @frozencascade Рік тому +50

      This is a great series!

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 Рік тому +5738

    The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying

    • @mrbloxer5364
      @mrbloxer5364 Рік тому +486

      The chat literally dominated the game lol

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 Рік тому +229

      This is a great quote to use out of context

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Рік тому +17

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

    • @absurddive
      @absurddive Рік тому +191

      Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested?
      Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Рік тому +78

      @@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor
      God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Рік тому +15045

    I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому +1124

      And that piano sound effect killed me.

    • @agayelephant
      @agayelephant Рік тому +645

      I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu Рік тому +654

      @@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business

    • @TemplarWarden
      @TemplarWarden Рік тому +354

      Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

    • @theocooper9047
      @theocooper9047 Рік тому +214

      popes are like deer

  • @leaf_up
    @leaf_up Рік тому +2746

    That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 Рік тому +284

      Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

    • @dorchcorporation7578
      @dorchcorporation7578 Рік тому +100

      I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie Рік тому +28

      Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

    • @frankfranksen7467
      @frankfranksen7467 Рік тому +60

      France is already in though?

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Рік тому +42

      what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 Рік тому +1298

    Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg"
    Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense"
    *3 videos later*
    Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign

    • @dragonic4239
      @dragonic4239 10 місяців тому +26

      I see no problem with this

    • @johnoh.5906
      @johnoh.5906 9 місяців тому +10

      Must’ve meant logistical sense

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 9 місяців тому +16

      the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 8 місяців тому +3

      As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!

  • @jaredduncan8495
    @jaredduncan8495 Рік тому +7187

    I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.

    • @thrawncaedusl717
      @thrawncaedusl717 Рік тому +4

      Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +754

      The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 Рік тому +324

      Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe.
      We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Рік тому +161

      @@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy.
      Wait…

    • @pylotlight
      @pylotlight Рік тому

      Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.

  • @stefanorarinsson5360
    @stefanorarinsson5360 Рік тому +5600

    Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder"
    AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix Рік тому

      @Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you

    • @peakay5769
      @peakay5769 Рік тому +45

      @Joshua Roehl what is it?

    • @Junipart
      @Junipart Рік тому +264

      @@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it

    • @rshardex
      @rshardex Рік тому +357

      Twitch chat: can we get guns?
      Ai: Well, horse canons it is

    • @4Nulla
      @4Nulla Рік тому +227

      The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

  • @wesbrown18
    @wesbrown18 8 місяців тому +422

    NovelAI dev here: There's a much better model than Clio, Kayra. Thanks for using us!

  • @janajanuar
    @janajanuar Рік тому +533

    I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Рік тому +114

      Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 9 місяців тому +96

      That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 місяці тому +4

      @@spidey1100Mein-Got!

  • @Super_Pizzaman5
    @Super_Pizzaman5 Рік тому +7968

    I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Рік тому +555

      Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

    • @abd_h5121
      @abd_h5121 Рік тому +51

      LMFAO

    • @modulusshift
      @modulusshift Рік тому +268

      I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Рік тому +156

      @@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

    • @paralixis4500
      @paralixis4500 Рік тому +149

      How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng Рік тому +8211

    the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai

    • @zedmercury2605
      @zedmercury2605 Рік тому +681

      RIGGED?

    • @namelessworm1879
      @namelessworm1879 Рік тому +384

      @@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Рік тому +333

      @@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 Рік тому +351

      I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

    • @riverquest3239
      @riverquest3239 Рік тому +471

      We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

  • @lucinda_null
    @lucinda_null Рік тому +605

    Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 Рік тому +281

    The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.

  • @Latska
    @Latska Рік тому +6993

    Twitch chat starting in Vatican City and ending with marrying Satan is such a classic Twitch chat move.

    • @lootjunior
      @lootjunior Рік тому +390

      True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Рік тому +209

      This is why twitch chat is the main character

    • @SnuggsMcDuff
      @SnuggsMcDuff Рік тому

      The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom

    • @telph3223
      @telph3223 Рік тому +119

      There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.

    • @mal0gen
      @mal0gen Рік тому +2

      @our hero ok

  • @dazcar2203
    @dazcar2203 Рік тому +1919

    Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s

    • @thelqualomee1040
      @thelqualomee1040 Рік тому +148

      this is insanely accurate

    • @IconicDuckling489
      @IconicDuckling489 Рік тому +72

      Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 Рік тому +12

      Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

    • @physix6180
      @physix6180 Рік тому +1

      Nah bro chat has max wisdom

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 Рік тому +5

      @@physix6180 but no intelligence

  • @Swuiddy0086
    @Swuiddy0086 Рік тому +229

    I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon Рік тому +265

    The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.

  • @BlueLiminality
    @BlueLiminality Рік тому +2553

    "The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.

    • @bonegloveGG
      @bonegloveGG Рік тому +24

      I'd love to hear that conversation.

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson Рік тому +41

      Popess Joan.

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv Рік тому

      lol

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Рік тому +2

      Pope juana

    • @MaddeningFly
      @MaddeningFly Рік тому +1

      There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...

  • @citrusmaximus7379
    @citrusmaximus7379 Рік тому +1741

    I love chat spamming "RIGGED" when anything even remotely good happens for Dougtopia

    • @WeirdDog18
      @WeirdDog18 Рік тому +84

      And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor

    • @mr.dr.kaiser4912
      @mr.dr.kaiser4912 Рік тому +79

      Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE."
      It checks out, though.

  • @TheCommandiestBro
    @TheCommandiestBro Рік тому +381

    Congrats to the guy at 17:47 who said let’s make a pope cloning machine

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack Рік тому +857

    Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure."
    DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries*
    Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Рік тому +82

      And of course his first target was Switzerland.

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Рік тому +37

      @@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 10 місяців тому +3

      I mean, he needs the beer. So…

    • @alextinsley574
      @alextinsley574 7 місяців тому +1

      @@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 3 місяці тому +3

      @@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000

  • @thatguynamedgeorge9218
    @thatguynamedgeorge9218 Рік тому +1884

    The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Рік тому +107

      its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

    • @JustSomePleb
      @JustSomePleb Рік тому +8

      @@funnynameforme4091 what the hell

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 Рік тому +4

      @@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Рік тому +11

      @@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Рік тому +25

      @@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Рік тому +5378

    i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere

  • @themarked2820
    @themarked2820 Рік тому +332

    Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"

  • @Dubyahh
    @Dubyahh Рік тому +195

    Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L Рік тому +1621

    Finest example of German diplomacy:
    "Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Рік тому +29

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @Charlys787
      @Charlys787 Рік тому +32

      Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

    • @prismaticc_abyss
      @prismaticc_abyss Рік тому +69

      as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

    • @arti2901deer
      @arti2901deer Рік тому

      And then expands to east ...

    • @riccardocalosso5688
      @riccardocalosso5688 Рік тому +3

      And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.

  • @daily_prophecies
    @daily_prophecies Рік тому +1101

    Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army

    • @cocopops7945
      @cocopops7945 Рік тому

      Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger Рік тому +72

      That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Рік тому +56

      Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Рік тому +2

      Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

  • @stiLLa2000
    @stiLLa2000 Рік тому +169

    this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!

  • @lucarobert6164
    @lucarobert6164 Рік тому +1299

    Twitch Chat:
    -Literaly kills the Pope
    -Has Gunicorns
    -Brings their God Emperor back from Hell
    -Makes a pact with Satan
    Doug Doug:
    -Beer

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Рік тому +107

      And a girlboss army

    • @ChaoZzBladex
      @ChaoZzBladex Рік тому +126

      dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 Рік тому +40

      Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

    • @lucarobert6164
      @lucarobert6164 Рік тому +8

      @@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

    • @waspennator
      @waspennator Рік тому +25

      @@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

  • @benjaminmatthews9237
    @benjaminmatthews9237 Рік тому +1797

    "Chatistan looking for their God Emporer"
    How the hell did this turn into a warhammer 40k fantasy

  • @limitbreak2966
    @limitbreak2966 7 місяців тому +18

    33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating

  • @tomnovy3476
    @tomnovy3476 Рік тому +129

    "their starting resource is.."
    " *POPE.* "
    damn man i never knew the pope was a resource

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Рік тому +7

      Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 11 місяців тому

      It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 3 місяці тому +1

      @@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession

  • @thekilleravocado3836
    @thekilleravocado3836 Рік тому +1877

    the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark

  • @CaseyLabAnimations
    @CaseyLabAnimations Рік тому +3024

    The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay.
    The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)

    • @Charles-xp2md
      @Charles-xp2md Рік тому +365

      Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor

    • @ahmedtheguy3634
      @ahmedtheguy3634 Рік тому +16

      Gardan Ramsay meme

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 Рік тому +102

      And then the Pope runs away.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 Рік тому +63

      The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Рік тому +46

      @@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +63

    Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest

  • @theshamonk668
    @theshamonk668 Рік тому +30

    38:37 Sealed vessel playing while you try to forge an alliance with the Netherlands by giving them a list is art

    • @N1ghtwolf724
      @N1ghtwolf724 7 місяців тому +1

      I was wondering if someone noticed
      Edit: Just noticed hollow knight theme play every time the pope ran into the forest

  • @Juanthemovie
    @Juanthemovie Рік тому +1568

    Everytime Chat loses a pope into the woods I like to think all the popes formed together to make a pope village in the forest

  • @SaraBerri
    @SaraBerri Рік тому +1199

    not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 Рік тому +80

      How different the story would have been

    • @theaegislash8249
      @theaegislash8249 Рік тому +149

      @@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

  • @friend1609
    @friend1609 Рік тому +27

    Doug: *has any kind of success*
    Chat: RIGGED

    • @DracoSafarius
      @DracoSafarius 4 місяці тому +2

      Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 Рік тому +14

    17:25 Doug This is why you should just take the win when it says “you win” in giant bold letters

  • @MinoriGaming
    @MinoriGaming Рік тому +1501

    the plot twist of the Chatistani Emperor being a ruthless giant god with dragon's breath was so out of left field it just DESTROYED me.

    • @Nathan-wp9cq
      @Nathan-wp9cq Рік тому +134

      I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage
      the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 Рік тому +182

      The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two.
      Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".

    • @dantecase4810
      @dantecase4810 Рік тому +41

      i was cry laughing the whole section

    • @arqueiroXD
      @arqueiroXD Рік тому +110

      The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace Рік тому +1

      @Bully peter ah another bot

  • @thraexgladiator
    @thraexgladiator Рік тому +728

    I love how, unprompted in every battle, the AI decides to have the Girlboss army slaughter all the civilians

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Рік тому +81

      Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ Рік тому +37

      Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?

    • @gaychampagnesocialist7213
      @gaychampagnesocialist7213 Рік тому +5

      Based.

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 Рік тому +3

      @@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Рік тому +1

      @@simonsoupshark8009
      I love being able to make it whenever I can

  • @DengMam
    @DengMam Рік тому +67

    Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Рік тому +2

      I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

  • @lurpsn8260
    @lurpsn8260 Рік тому +27

    I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.

  • @onyun1883
    @onyun1883 Рік тому +695

    the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 Рік тому +80

    Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 6 місяців тому +11

    0:49 "This has the chance to be really entertaining but most likely it's going to be really really stupid." You just summarized the entire internet.

  • @mighty_spirit8532
    @mighty_spirit8532 Рік тому +586

    That invasion of Luxembourg when Doug was trying to take it from chat with the painted horses basically turned into a Monthy Python skit.

    • @f.e.gviper1601
      @f.e.gviper1601 Рік тому +16

      Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Рік тому +10

      That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!

    • @noonstar3435
      @noonstar3435 Рік тому +29

      "What about my horse?"
      "It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!"
      Ye I can see it

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Рік тому +15

      @@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?"
      "What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"

  • @BagelsNSyrup
    @BagelsNSyrup Рік тому +1575

    It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster Рік тому +72

      You call giving allies beer "logic"?

    • @McKeelix
      @McKeelix Рік тому +108

      @@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +66

      @@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 Рік тому +27

      @@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Рік тому +2

      @@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks

  • @almost_cozy_corner
    @almost_cozy_corner Рік тому +68

    So, basically the Chatistan Emperor painted himself into a corner. Then he get of his horse and began to persuade the Dougtopian army that he is invincible? This gives me a kid show vibes

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 3 місяці тому +5

    Love the attempt on the AI's part to have a Trojan Horse, and absolutely screwing it up.

  • @xian2themax
    @xian2themax Рік тому +939

    My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol
    Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason

    • @arloolson9385
      @arloolson9385 Рік тому +88

      Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy

    • @thecrazylazer
      @thecrazylazer Рік тому

      the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan

    • @jobb4854
      @jobb4854 Рік тому

      They deserved it. They were fr*nch

    • @asedtf
      @asedtf Рік тому +5

      Chat filibuster

  • @Moonithium
    @Moonithium Рік тому +3640

    I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.

    • @ammarahsan2157
      @ammarahsan2157 Рік тому +468

      Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.

    • @GhostMan407
      @GhostMan407 Рік тому +281

      @@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army

    • @fewwis48
      @fewwis48 Рік тому +196

      the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again

    • @josiahsimmons9866
      @josiahsimmons9866 Рік тому +139

      The unholy trinity of Chatistan

    • @rassivoro9416
      @rassivoro9416 Рік тому +23

      @@josiahsimmons9866 this!!

  • @Lynxium_
    @Lynxium_ Рік тому +101

    Can you make the text file of this available to the public? This is amazing

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Рік тому +23

      Only if you can find the pope

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Pudcup there's multiple.

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Рік тому +2

      @@damiangranner2631 which one tho?

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Рік тому +9

      @@Pudcup there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Рік тому +4

      Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

  • @Kacszu
    @Kacszu Рік тому +10

    As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Рік тому +4

      I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Рік тому +3944

    If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe

  • @thearbadiller9896
    @thearbadiller9896 Рік тому +456

    What’s actually terrifying though is that Twitch Chat actually has a much higher population than Vatican City IRL

  • @R_Scrilla
    @R_Scrilla Рік тому +1

    I love this series I laugh so hard all the time, keep up the good work Doug!

  • @the_chill_man
    @the_chill_man 10 місяців тому +9

    WHY DOES CHAT HAVE A GOD AS EMPEROR WHILE DOUGTOPTIA JUST HAS SOME DRUNK DUDE💀

  • @schpoopl
    @schpoopl Рік тому +1541

    The Pope running into the forest every single time had my crying laughing. Incredible video doug

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Рік тому +2

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

  • @Kitsamiiis
    @Kitsamiiis Рік тому +1479

    The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline

    • @Ht9ehtoom
      @Ht9ehtoom Рік тому +3

      Foiled by the only thing stronger than a list of European leaders, homosexuality.

    • @everhartpetrichor
      @everhartpetrichor Рік тому +66

      As a pansexual Dutch-Australian, I love to see the beautiful representation

    • @wintertales9443
      @wintertales9443 Рік тому +46

      As a dutch I fully support this

    • @proudtiger2538
      @proudtiger2538 Рік тому +37

      finally, some realistic representation for the gays

    • @Goonjaberry
      @Goonjaberry Рік тому

      @@everhartpetrichor ph

  • @pelli1
    @pelli1 Рік тому +18

    AI is quite good, at it seems to remember 26:44 it seems that girl pope ran away WITH the girlboss army.

  • @fgvompat6272
    @fgvompat6272 8 місяців тому

    I really dont comment on yt vids often, but this video made me laugh so hard all the way. Amazing work Doug keep up the good work!

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Рік тому +3846

    Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 Рік тому +360

      And France continues to lose

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎

    • @creepycrupper7731
      @creepycrupper7731 Рік тому +60

      And nobody is attacking Sweden

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock Рік тому +18

      @@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Рік тому +11

      I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

  • @KreativeMystery
    @KreativeMystery Рік тому +1638

    lmao, that bit with the bears was insane.
    "Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with."
    "Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears."
    "Oh well."

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Рік тому +82

      No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому

      E‎ ‎

    • @lolvondgf
      @lolvondgf Рік тому

      ​@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*

    • @Puppylover720
      @Puppylover720 Рік тому +5

      @@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU

    • @Maxy772
      @Maxy772 Рік тому +1

      @@lolvondgf *EEEEE*

  • @aqua3234
    @aqua3234 Рік тому +12

    I like how Twitch owns a city with a pope from the start, whereas Doug starts with an entire country. And in the end, Twitch ends up ruling the entire Europe with the help of Hell and has basically an army and a god emperor.

  • @jaki1876
    @jaki1876 Рік тому

    This is the best video i have ever seen! Brilliant concept.

  • @NorthoftheBorder
    @NorthoftheBorder Рік тому +4337

    I've never been so invested in European history. It makes me wonder what else I missed in grade school. I'm excited to learn about Ohio's invasion of Luxembourg.

    • @plutachrogers8634
      @plutachrogers8634 Рік тому +43

      Oh hey I love your videos! Was not expecting to see you chilling in a DougDoug comment section, but it makes total sense

    • @tylercrockett7273
      @tylercrockett7273 Рік тому +11

      Oh hey, didn't expect to see you down here. I love your videos!

    • @906robot9
      @906robot9 Рік тому +3

      Love your stuff, did not expect to see you on a dougdoug video

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Рік тому +6

      I definitely did not expect this. When are we getting the eldritch abomination diorama of Doug vs. Chat?

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Рік тому +2

      You should do a clay diorama of a giant chat-demon with a thousand faces, each of those faces doing random inputs until they win. A demonic chat hivemind, basically

  • @grant834
    @grant834 Рік тому +1851

    I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Рік тому +105

      When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Рік тому +20

      @@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Рік тому +6

      @@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Рік тому +8

      @@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 Рік тому +1

      @@DamageSix something something Warhammer

  • @knicklichtjedi
    @knicklichtjedi Рік тому +4

    This was incredible. I can't wait to have some more time tomorrow to continue watching the other episodes.
    Bless the God Emperor and his fiery breath!

  • @mikec4390
    @mikec4390 Рік тому +25

    Wasn't your army supposed to be incapacitated for two turns still when you researched battle bears? Yet it rolled into invading Switzerland as soon as they were equipped that same turn. This was definitely highly entertaining overall though. 10/10 will watch more

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Рік тому

      Pretty sure the incapacitation rule just means Doug can't actively go out of his way to attack people. The AI can do whatever it wants, as evidenced by Doug destroying Chatistan's invasion attempt literally the turn after his army got wiped.

  • @CSmyth-
    @CSmyth- Рік тому +1677

    DougDoug: "Are you sure you guys want to do that?"
    Twitch Chat: "Do all our popes shit in the woods?"

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 Рік тому +2

      @@rockcactus5586 thx bro

    • @DemK_Music
      @DemK_Music Рік тому +22

      This is the most underrated comment on this website.

    • @zachgamemaster3329
      @zachgamemaster3329 Рік тому +2

      This gave me the longest laugh I've had in a while.

  • @lifed1533
    @lifed1533 Рік тому +1034

    Imagine if alien historians come across a corrupted version of this video and try to translate it and use this as a human history

    • @idarkstarx6939
      @idarkstarx6939 Рік тому +78

      What's to say they didn't time travel and do that, which is why they haven't shown themselves to us now? They're scared out of their minds.

    • @raylen5232
      @raylen5232 Рік тому +2

      They say the entire history of Rome may or may not have been mythical. The history of Europe may or may not be a dumb UA-cam video.

  • @gramburglar1680
    @gramburglar1680 Рік тому

    Man your videos are literally the best I subscribe and hit the bell and like all your videos I watched and I love the reactions

  • @kingfisher_mma4567
    @kingfisher_mma4567 Рік тому

    I actually love this and cant wait for more if you do them

  • @nikokuma1087
    @nikokuma1087 Рік тому +928

    i like how chat keep saying "RIGGED" after doug got an good turn, while the AI casually give them an free god emperor

    • @samuelrebelo9301
      @samuelrebelo9301 Рік тому +28

      exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol

    • @pandy3848
      @pandy3848 Рік тому

      They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them

    • @Stormface16
      @Stormface16 Рік тому +26

      That escalated way too hard ngl

    • @girlbossalex8065
      @girlbossalex8065 Рік тому +32

      Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D
      Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D

  • @cyan3714
    @cyan3714 Рік тому +537

    The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...

    • @mrsquid_
      @mrsquid_ Рік тому +6

      oh my god i didn't even notice that

  • @Tech_Marauder
    @Tech_Marauder Рік тому +13

    I would absolutely love if this became like a monthly recurring thing

  • @2551987ezio
    @2551987ezio Рік тому +11

    I freaking lost it when they were arguing about the painted horses 😂

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe Рік тому +8840

    Chatistan: Actually doing battles, treaties, immortal girlboss armies and running Popes.
    Dougtopia: So......have you tasted my beer?

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 Рік тому +256

      @im calling saul the bot's sentient?

    • @gen1136
      @gen1136 Рік тому +72

      @im calling saul wait what

    • @MattJManAlsoKnownAsMe
      @MattJManAlsoKnownAsMe Рік тому +73

      Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Рік тому +46

      @@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Рік тому +38

      @Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Рік тому +658

    I love how all of Doug's turns end up with the AI creating somewhat logical results, or at least results that make sense for the context. Then Chat's turns end up with a random fire-breathing giant Emperor spawning out of nowhere.

    • @ProbsNotABot
      @ProbsNotABot Рік тому +142

      Nah, the God Emperor appeared in Doug's turn; chat's influence invaded his turn.

  • @shakinbacon3959
    @shakinbacon3959 Рік тому +18

    I can't tell if it's the fact that I've been awake almost an entire day or not but the pope in the woods constantly popping up keeps making me lose my ship

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 9 місяців тому +4

      It's been 9 months, have you found your ship yet?

  • @youwantmyname9208
    @youwantmyname9208 Рік тому +5

    This is the best community interaction I ever seen in my entire life

  • @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91
    @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91 Рік тому +2108

    Literally every Leader in History: "The estimated losses from invading Switzerland are HOW MUCH!?"
    Douglas' first action: "I will invade Switzerland."

  • @manueljose8040
    @manueljose8040 11 місяців тому

    I'm loving to watch this, I believe this could be done a game to play with friends if we add some extra rules, like: You gotta develop some sort of resource to do some actions, for example, if they were going to drop a plague, they had to develop Witchcraft before

  • @triPocoPi9576
    @triPocoPi9576 Рік тому +8

    1:53 bro just gave Twitch chat an advantage with “finest swordsmen” vs just “swordsmen”

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Рік тому +1215

    This was an incredible ride, so many twists and turns. You think it's start to slow down them BAM chat is venturing into Hell to find their God Emperor

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan Рік тому +40

      and attempting to get Satan into marriage with him

    • @sqerxfan7828
      @sqerxfan7828 Рік тому

      wtf DougDoug ist so schlecht geworden, das ist viel besser ua-cam.com/video/BtB4FebTSnU/v-deo.html

    • @ksawerx9277
      @ksawerx9277 Рік тому +11

      @@sqerxfan7828 maybe but unlike you i don't speak German

    • @craftingchrissi524
      @craftingchrissi524 Рік тому +1

      @@sqerxfan7828 Jeder geht anders mit der Trennung von Bibi und Julienco um

    • @theshadowthie1
      @theshadowthie1 Рік тому +1

      Bro try to make your own video about this but it's instead you trying to do all the gym leaders and elite 4, it's
      F r e e
      C o n t e n t

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Рік тому +1019

    The Chatistan and Dougtopian Emperor's just yelling at each other about painted horses in armor was great

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio Рік тому +102

      That whole battle was legitimately epic, top 10 anime plot twists

    • @lizzyfredrick2363
      @lizzyfredrick2363 Рік тому +72

      The oldest trick in the book

    • @Supaserrin
      @Supaserrin Рік тому +78

      That could legitimately be in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, and I love it.

    • @HonoraryAperture
      @HonoraryAperture Рік тому +49

      The whole Horse-Painted-Armour-Ruse rant was so good. Especially how it just dragged on and on past its welcome.

    • @ChaseScheller1216
      @ChaseScheller1216 Рік тому +18

      sad its no longer canon

  • @theratwholivesinahome4181
    @theratwholivesinahome4181 8 місяців тому

    this is my favorite doug doug video

  • @sarius103
    @sarius103 Рік тому

    got here from ludwigs bros vs bros, your content is absolutely amazing, subscribed and hooked ! ps your stortelling is great! writer potential fs

  • @Agent_ArcticFox
    @Agent_ArcticFox Рік тому +469

    Fun Drinking Game: take a shot of delicious German beer every time the Pope is in the woods

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 Рік тому +516

    I love how Doug does nothing but offer beer, and then things get super confusing like the rulers are drunk and cant remember where they are or which country to invade.

    • @gaminggladiator06
      @gaminggladiator06 Рік тому +52

      i guess that beer was so good, it made the AI drunk.
      that would explain the giant horses thing.
      and a lot others, really.

  • @4nb197
    @4nb197 Рік тому

    love this series, really funny and entertaining, more pls

  • @dollunthesavag3352
    @dollunthesavag3352 Рік тому

    This is the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time. This is content gold

  • @ArtanBlacknight
    @ArtanBlacknight Рік тому +1188

    12:17 the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is.
    The God Empreror was foreshadowed!

  • @InfernoKing48
    @InfernoKing48 Рік тому +1218

    Holy shit the ai generated images accompanying this one made it so much funnier for some reason. 11/10 Skynet approved.

    • @rockinslugz
      @rockinslugz Рік тому +7

      What program was used?

    • @PhageScope
      @PhageScope Рік тому +13

      @@rockinslugz The style looks a lot like midjourney. Keep in mind thats one of the paid AIs though, I'd suggest looking into Stable Diffusion if you have any interest in that stuff

    • @Okuajub
      @Okuajub Рік тому +1

      the pope walking into the forest flashing on screen had me crying. i love ytp-esque jokes.

    • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
      @natsudragneelthefiredragon Рік тому

      @@rockinslugz Probably Stable Diffusion
      It's completely free and open source, it's able to be ran locally
      Paid options are Dall-E 2 (Although I think you can get it free on a waitlist? Idk), and Midjourney
      So either Stable Diffusion or Midjourney (The style does remind me of midjourney...)

  • @Eco-wx3jd
    @Eco-wx3jd 7 місяців тому +4

    I love how dougtopia fails to invade Luxembourg, whilst chat commits several war crimes and marrys off a God to satan, as well as lose a pipe or two and create a girlies army.

  • @vriquelmerocha
    @vriquelmerocha Рік тому

    This is one of the best videos I ever seen in a while 👏👏👏

  • @xeno4858
    @xeno4858 Рік тому +487

    Doug’s invasion of Luxembourg back fired on him, so hard that the Emperor of Mankind manifested himself.

    • @potatoyes5
      @potatoyes5 Рік тому +78

      It backfired so hard that the emperor of man kind healed himself from near death just to fight boug and marry Satan

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Рік тому +13

      All hail the Man-emperor of Mankind!

    • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
      @natsudragneelthefiredragon Рік тому +7

      I think the AI stuck with the running theme of Doug losing lol

  • @TheWalkingMeme360
    @TheWalkingMeme360 9 місяців тому +1

    Twitch chat knowing they are canonically the villain and loving it
    Doug just trying to make friends