"LALALA." "Cheese!" "She loves cheese." "Cheese!" "What you wanna eat?" "Cheese! Hey-" "What you like in your sandwich?" "Cheese! Chee- Cheese!" "What you like in your fondue?" "Ch-Cheese!" "Pam- What goes well with wine and crackers?" "Cheese!"
@@ishigami4622 Challenger: "So you think you can defeat me winemaker? Im the greatest dancer ever to exist!" Jack: "Ohohoho.. you thought it was the winemaker... BUT IT IS I! SEÁN MICCLUCKLIN"
@@KieranPoundall yeah true, I havent seen any brits recently because I'm living in the middle of a field and were still on level 5 lockdown here in ireland😂
@@grotesquepoppy because shrubbery isnt a thing like hedges. Shrubbery is just decorative plants in general. Hedges here are what we use to divide fields from roads, or separate people's gardens. But he literally called an area of flowers "the hedges" which is something people say here. Now like Kie pointed out, I forgot he lives in England. They say that there too.
Hey Jack! Just wanted to recommend a game I think you'd really like called Omori. The story is a dark RPG maker game that tackles themes of anxiety and depression, BUT the game is also very sweet and imaginative and fun! It came out only a few months ago, and I believe it would be right up your alley!
22:27 I'd like to imagine that all the dudes in the room just hear a muffled voice saying "I saw my bald life flash before my eye's. An icicle!" and then a bald ass dude comes in and immediately run out.
Something about an assassin operative getting smacked down by another assassin operative and having to steal a guy's clothes just to talk to a winemaker, combined with Jack's casual air and really enjoying the party, just makes me think of some assassin-party where backstabbing and sneakery is just casual politeness.
Anyone else concerned about the fact that Diana's making moves on someone who shares her DNA? (If you missed the original games: Diana was the mother of 47 before he was converted and eventually cloned twice)
Lmao I'm imagining the assassination through that woman who watched a soldier walk in moving like a weirdo then yells "TIME TO PEEL!!" Before he throws a banana at her colleague then he throws a hobby knife at her 🤣
7:21 here's a fun fact: The difference between white wine is made without the grape skin, and red wine is made with the grape skin. As far as I'm aware, the color of the grape does not affect if a wine is red or white. I'm not a wine expert so if I'm wrong please correct me.
@Mo Nikhil True and it’s especially sad that jacks father is just laying dead and unconscious forever. Sorry religion/mythology is bullshit. Science has won. And Logan Roof is right. Even though he’s being an ass he still isn’t scientifically wrong.
CHEESE
CHEESE
cheese 😎
cheese 🧀 😎
CHEESE
Yeah 🧀
“I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off” then the music IMMEDIATELY kicking up is so perfectly timed I thought it was a cheesy dance movie
CHEESy dance movie?
I love how I scrolled to this comment as soon as he said that 😂
Easy as banana
CHEESE
3:27 for anybody just cruising through, btw.
Vino Humano
You have taught him well
A comment from RTGame yet there's only 7 likes after 41 minutes?
Wow, I guess I'm a part of history now.
@@serv3384 Yes yes he have the manic did it
@@yes.2875 we are a part of history
VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO
"LALALA."
"Cheese!"
"She loves cheese."
"Cheese!"
"What you wanna eat?"
"Cheese! Hey-"
"What you like in your sandwich?"
"Cheese! Chee- Cheese!"
"What you like in your fondue?"
"Ch-Cheese!"
"Pam- What goes well with wine and crackers?"
"Cheese!"
yes that happened
@Lemon Grab you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that your smartass reply actually happened, are you OK with that?
Lemon Grab oh no I’m doomed
Lmao the way she says it was unreal.
yes we watched the video
"I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off"
The pianist: *It's Showtime*
Lmaoooo 😆
*Jack's challenger approaching him*
@@ishigami4622
Challenger: "So you think you can defeat me winemaker? Im the greatest dancer ever to exist!"
Jack: "Ohohoho.. you thought it was the winemaker... BUT IT IS I! SEÁN MICCLUCKLIN"
Why do I hear boss music
LM@OO
Lmaoooo the cheese part got me. That whole area around that cheese part killed me lmao
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
That 2nd guy who replied probably lives in his mother's basement. (His comment is now deleted I was talking about WickedSoul)
Damn 5 replies in a row are bots thats sad
@WickedSoul so is your brain because thats all you know what to say
E
imagine getting poisoned by someone and your last words are “i cant be dead, theres another level”
“You’d make a terrible door.”
my favorite quote;
lol
"That last level was pretty linear."
I would ask, how many non-linear trains have you been on and why?
you havent rode the spaghetti train yet? Kinda cringe not gonna lie
@@RoamingPlayer Wait did you get the meatball carriage? I was all the way back at the cheese carriage!
@@mr.novoice3435 Dude why are you complaining? The cheese carraige was a party! So many people were throwing cheese it was crazy!
They were dead for 15 minutes and nobody came to arrest Jack. That means he's legally allowed to leave.
Is that how it works?
jack: "is she good? is she bad? what the hell is going on?"
Agent 47: same dude same
Gotta love their "I trust you wholeheartedly to keep my best interests in mind while betraying me" relationship
People: *having serious conversation*
Seán: “Nice pants!”
"I could kill for some clothes like yours rn"
"Taste breifcase" - *hits the dude straight in the nose*
The comedy in that part is next level
People: *exist*
Hitman Jack: So you've chosen wine...
Delicious wine
But which wine goes best with bananas?
@@andrew_owens7680 human
@@rh4723 Indeed, very true.
*Wine them*
Some random person: “I’m dying for some wine right now”
Jack: “I know just the thing for you...”
AHAAAA SHIT
@iamafraidofwomen*banana
Proof that Jack is still Irish: He calls any shrubbery "the hedges"
british people too? probably every other english speaking country. american is like a completely different language
@@KieranPoundall yeah true, I havent seen any brits recently because I'm living in the middle of a field and were still on level 5 lockdown here in ireland😂
I live in America, I've never called that shrubbery-
It doesn't depend on the country, more who you grow up with.^^
@@grotesquepoppy because shrubbery isnt a thing like hedges. Shrubbery is just decorative plants in general. Hedges here are what we use to divide fields from roads, or separate people's gardens. But he literally called an area of flowers "the hedges" which is something people say here.
Now like Kie pointed out, I forgot he lives in England. They say that there too.
@@grotesquepoppy im in america and i call them bushes
The fact that he knows what Alice’s power is * chef kiss *
Jesus when he learns people are 72% water:
Lol
Lol
yUP
LMAOO
Lol
Jack : "we tango'd together, man"
Diana : "the poison is administered by touch"
_You put two and two together, Jack..._
It was actually when Diana put her hand on his at the start
@@irish9766 it could have been both.
Jack : Pushes "Captain Briefcase" over a short wall.
The Game : Instant Chaos
Jack : "I'm gonna load a save and throw a serum at him"
*_*Casually ignores his own advice*_*
As amazing as that would've been it seems from when he tried to throw it out the back of the train that he can't actually throw it
"You'd make a terrible door"
He just ruined this man's whole career
Hodor starts punching the air...
It's ok, even the camera shut him down
Jack: see talking out your problems is way better than shooting everyone.
Him literally two seconds later: can I get in the tank and kill everyone?
Made me laugh so hard🤣
@logan roof dude, WTF!?
@@rayneclouds223 don’t give him attention, within a few years he’s gonna be ashamed of himself
There’s a secret ending where if you pick up the serum and wait about a minute something happens
Theres also an ending where you can stab him with the serum
It’s 47 seconds
@@inflatedrat lol
It’s 47 secs
U can also squish the woman in the grape squisher
Ah Jack your commentaries are better than sweet wine.
You should comment one more time to get more self-promotion
It depends on if Jack plays it or not LOL.😎
Holy irish wine
@Logan Roof his dad is burning in hell
L-L-L-L EECCHHH
"Talking out your problems works so much better than killing everyone"
*Sees tank*
"Can I shoot everyone?"
Imagine hearing a strange sound, going over to investigate, and the last thing you ever hear is "Lawyer Attack!" before getting knocked the hell out
😂
Ghost be like how did you die
Some random dude throwing around bananas and screaming
LAWYER ATTACK
Pffft
That's one hell of a way to go
BROO Jacks face when he said “i sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off” and the music started playing had me dead if you want the time 3:30
"I sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off...."
**music starts** **people start walking closer on the dance floor**
Jack: **visibly sweating**
"And then we tango with Diana with an axe in our hand"
*gently stabs the back of her head*
What a gentleman
It seemed she was edging him
He must have AXED her the question. ^^
Hey Jack! Just wanted to recommend a game I think you'd really like called Omori. The story is a dark RPG maker game that tackles themes of anxiety and depression, BUT the game is also very sweet and imaginative and fun! It came out only a few months ago, and I believe it would be right up your alley!
Omg yes I love Omori
That would be really entertaining
I just heard about omori today im gonna play it and I hope sean plays it too because from what I heard its good
I'm surprised he hasn't played it yet honestly. It's certainly the type of game that Jack would enjoy.
Wait, Omori's _out?_ God, I've been waiting for that game for _years._ I'd love to see Jack play it.
jesus turned water into wine. people are 60% water. therefore jack is 60% jesus
Hes more than 60%
%70
@@cookie8954 scientifically, no. but according to my cult, yes
@@explicationfc2713 60 because stience
it wasnt jesus, it was cheesus
Jack: “ she banana backstabbed me..”
also jack: * 2 seconds before backstabbing her*
Lmao If ppl don't get it remember when he stabbed her with a axe 😂🤣😂🤣😂
2 seconds before banana backstabbing her
It is hard to know if this game is comedy or action
Hello
Yes
bruh moment
Both
Y not both?
Don't worry, it's grape juice
Rotted grape juice
Old grape juice. 😎
Human grape juice
Red wine more like it
Has anyone else ever skinned a grape or just me
22:27
I'd like to imagine that all the dudes in the room just hear a muffled voice saying "I saw my bald life flash before my eye's. An icicle!" and then a bald ass dude comes in and immediately run out.
guy who looks like 47 minding his business
Seàn: *YEET*
@Logan Roof that’s not funny
Jack: Oh no...that’s a human blender
Also Jack: *Activates blender*
When life gives you humans...
@@vpirules95 make hummus 😳😳😳
@@loafyu5405 do you not know what hummus is it's a type of food dummy
@@solowmute7735 do you know not know what a joke it’s a type of humour dummy
@@jakeypowell1831 but it's dumb humour I'm mean what were you trying to joke about
“Turning people into wine”
Attack on Titan fans: *sweats nervously*
Oh no
😂
OMG 😂 well really it would be the opposite, right?
And Blood C fans. (๑>◡
What about 7 seeds? You know. Tricking people and giving them hope just to blend them up to turn them into fertilizer?
When Jack walked past everyone on the train and they all said “Sir.” It reminded me of that one Star Wars meme
"My Lord"
My lord
My lord
My Lord
26:25
Just for quick access 👌🏼😂
Human wine is delicious
Hello, how ya doing
Ray, I’ve watched 4 videos before this one and you’ve commented on them all. Please.
I know it almost taste as good as blood
Hi i find you every where
It tastes great but it's expensive
"Don't worry I found my banana, it was in the bushes" Sounds very wrong lol
Jack: I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance-off!
*music starts*
Jack: '0'
Target: saying something actually important that jack should probably listen to
Jack: *thinking hard on a banana one liner* ITS TIME TO PEEL
Jack: “GASP! Human contact!”
Everyone: cries in pandemic
understandable😥
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@WickedSoul honestly what compelled you to say that?? Please delete this, it’s not funny it’s just disrespectful.
Agent 47: *Actually dies from human contact* 17:12
@@rinqueen it’s extremely fucked up. I just reported them
"Banana!" **throws a knife in someones face** "oh, that wasn't a banana :("
E
“All I did was push a man over for looking to much like me”
Imagine
Imagine this in a Convention hahaha
Something about an assassin operative getting smacked down by another assassin operative and having to steal a guy's clothes just to talk to a winemaker, combined with Jack's casual air and really enjoying the party, just makes me think of some assassin-party where backstabbing and sneakery is just casual politeness.
His line should've been "Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Banana" "Banana who" Orange you glad I'm not gonna kill you with an orange?"
Garfield my female caregiver
Or it should have been knock knock whos there? Banana banana who? Orange you glad the last thing u will see is a banana?
“what goes well with wine and crackers”, guys he’s back
@WickedSoul how is that funny
@WickedSoul yes we are aware. Anything else you’d like to contribute?
Cheese
CHEESE 🧀😭
Little bit of constructive criticism, you could use a mint
As the child of a lawyer, Sean's impression was spot on. He even got the bald head in the game.
Jack: I liked the last mission, but it was really linear.
Me: well no shit jack it was on a train.
The title gives the phrase "full-bodied flavor" a whole new meaning....
sneak up from behind someone and whisper “justice served” and incapacitate them with legal documents
0:08 Sean makes this so ironic because she actually poisons him with that touch which is later revealed after you complete this mission.
Jack: "I'm 47"
Me: "well sir you're looking good for your age"
You're*
@@snakeeyes9246 thanks for the spell check I'm dyslexic but I've changed the spelling now 😊
@Logan Roof I know, no one here was talking about his dad.
@Logan Roof When your older you'll realize how insensitive you've been
@Logan Roof what is wrong with you
"Turning people into Wine"
*"Is it possible to learn this power"*
Only a spoonful
Not from a Jedi
Yes but not from a cup
'tis possible
Not from a Brit
Jack’s logic: “I’m gonna offer him a muffin and then he’s gonna be my friend.”
“And THEN I won’t have to kill anyone cuz I have love and friendship”
@@brandongorby5444 Yup
If I was offered a muffin I would definitely be that persons friend.
I mean...
I would be his friend if he gave me a muffin
@LouisM WHAT?!!
"In a winery, no one can hear you smell"
-Jacksepticeye 2021
When Jack doesn't have a screwdriver on him you know something is wrong
Turning people into wine
Hmm maybe he’s gonna turn the other 40% of the body into grape juice
Vino Humano.
Jesus when people annoy him: “turning people into wine”
What a cool and original comment
Anyone else concerned about the fact that Diana's making moves on someone who shares her DNA?
(If you missed the original games: Diana was the mother of 47 before he was converted and eventually cloned twice)
oh fu-
SWEET HOME ALABAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND 47 killed her parents... damn their relationship is awkward
Agent 47 .. The ONLY agent who can actually kill someone with a banana
What about John Wick?
@@ren82 john wick doesn't have the sheer power of the banana
@@parade6271 No one does
@@ren82 the potassium is just too powerful
@@parade6271 Not even God himself can handle the potassium.
Jack: This is gonna work i swear
also Jack: *saves immediately*
This guy can kill anyone and instantly wear their clothes perfectly. Meanwhile I can't even find socks that fit me properly.
Yeah you're not a video game character
Jack: sees blood. first thing he thinks of ITs A taste TEST
“People are 70% water”
Jesus jack: I now make you into wine
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
Yes and the other 30% are grapes.
@@milome1532 please stop spamming. this is the third video I've seen this comment on. grow up
@@kayleaf no
Lmao I'm imagining the assassination through that woman who watched a soldier walk in moving like a weirdo then yells "TIME TO PEEL!!" Before he throws a banana at her colleague then he throws a hobby knife at her 🤣
"well i cant be dead because theres another level"
"well the anime protagonist cant be dead because there's still another 24 episode"
attack on titan spoilers
levi rn 👁👄👁
@@rainyday8484 Lmao 😂
1:49 I ALMOST DIED!!! I couldnt see the screen the entire section, I was laughing so hard! Bless your Seán!
"he's not dead... BANANA, oh that* wasn't a banana" made my day
As my cousin Dalton once said "Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your girl into mine."
Jack: 'pushes someone and gets arrested"
Me: This isn't even worthy of a forehead smack
Alternative title: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to kill me?
Agent 47: What would you like to drink
Victim: Water
Agent 47: So you have chosen 🍷
Im already loving this so far😂🙌thanks so much Jack for coming back better than ever, we missed you😎
eh?
Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
@@worldofhighlights4746 How about a Fuck you instead?
@@benfletcher8100that’s gay man
... Uhh what do ya mean subscribers from thus comment. Your channel or jack
Jack’s Title: ‘turning people into wine’
No one:
Jesus: “ and I took that personal”
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@@milome1532 Reported for spam. :)
@@Sunny_Ray911 who cares
“For justice!”
*proceeds to swing a briefcase at a vineyard worker*
7:21 here's a fun fact: The difference between white wine is made without the grape skin, and red wine is made with the grape skin. As far as I'm aware, the color of the grape does not affect if a wine is red or white. I'm not a wine expert so if I'm wrong please correct me.
Nobody literally Nobody:
Mr.Jacksepticeye: LAWYER ATAACK!!!! *Hits him with briefcase*
DAMN! (Rolls on ground laughing my ass off) 🤣🤣🤣
Wow this is the most likes ive ever gotten on my comment
14:06
jack: walks in and has to get a pat down.
random guy in the same uniform: walks right passed the dude
Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”
Jack: oh no that’s a human blender
*proceeds to turn it on*
General Kenobi
Hello there
"She banana backstabbed me."
I'm all about using this line somewhere lmao. Epic!
I'm here for the wine please
I’m here for the people
Aren’t we all
13:43
Jack: What if...banana?
**Intense piano music in the distance**
“Turning people into wine”
Me, who’s 70% water: “Are you challenging me?”
No. Not at all. Not even slightly. How the hell did you even come to that conclusion?
@Logan Roof what the f
get some help💗
@Mo Nikhil True and it’s especially sad that jacks father is just laying dead and unconscious forever. Sorry religion/mythology is bullshit. Science has won. And Logan Roof is right. Even though he’s being an ass he still isn’t scientifically wrong.
@Logan Roof ok?
"Turning People Into Wine"
Doesn't use the giant wine press. :(
Doesn't turn into the giant woman. Seriously I clicked this video thinking of RE village. Still this is hilarious.
That's something for the Vino Humano Man to do
No one is untouchable
Lady at the start: **holds 47’s hand**
The sound effect: **squUiiIsH**
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@WickedSoul Dude stfu
@@Aus_Boss just report them, they’re a terrible person.
@@Aus_Boss It's a bot. Learn to recognize them, report, and move on. All we can do.
jack: where am i again? russia?
me, a romanian: he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
"They don't even know I have a banana in my pocket." favorite line ever.
Jack: 'Turning people into wine'
His Irish ancestors: Pathetic
@LouisM ??
@LouisM Dude, get out of here
@Alex Mocho! what do you mean
Me shaking with anger when jack doesnt kill tamara with the grape crusher: *THIS IS F I N E*
I know, I thought that's what he meant with turning people into wine
9:43 with all this they are saying about this room, they're practically begging for you to trap them in there
Jack as he’s blowing up a car with people inside: “Wow! So Cool!”
I love that no UA-camr can resist walking through the news camera in the beginning of the level.
When you pushed that guy, he didn't die, he got instantly knocked out in a way that if anyone found the body you wouldn't lose silent assassin
26:39 Who knew diplomacy would work so well? *Immediately plots massacre*
The Game: "Carpathian Mountains, Romania"
Jack: "Have fun visiting Russia"
Me: 🥲🇷🇴