Turning People Into Wine

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 роки тому +10108

    CHEESE

  • @moonethealien
    @moonethealien 3 роки тому +2578

    “I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off” then the music IMMEDIATELY kicking up is so perfectly timed I thought it was a cheesy dance movie

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 роки тому +4132

    Vino Humano

    • @serv3384
      @serv3384 3 роки тому +133

      You have taught him well

    • @yes.2875
      @yes.2875 3 роки тому +57

      A comment from RTGame yet there's only 7 likes after 41 minutes?
      Wow, I guess I'm a part of history now.

    • @TinyAlison
      @TinyAlison 3 роки тому +8

      @@serv3384 Yes yes he have the manic did it

    • @Nobody-jd4fn
      @Nobody-jd4fn 3 роки тому +11

      @@yes.2875 we are a part of history

    • @beck2682
      @beck2682 3 роки тому +25

      VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO

  • @AssassinRockxz
    @AssassinRockxz 3 роки тому +6210

    Lmaoooo the cheese part got me. That whole area around that cheese part killed me lmao

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому +26

      Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

    • @Galaxy-ke9mf
      @Galaxy-ke9mf 3 роки тому +10

      That 2nd guy who replied probably lives in his mother's basement. (His comment is now deleted I was talking about WickedSoul)

    • @tungabunga4107
      @tungabunga4107 3 роки тому +27

      Damn 5 replies in a row are bots thats sad

    • @FireBunBunNerd
      @FireBunBunNerd 3 роки тому +7

      @WickedSoul so is your brain because thats all you know what to say

    • @frankcastle1862
      @frankcastle1862 3 роки тому +4

      E

  • @judesliggoo
    @judesliggoo 3 роки тому +2102

    "I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off"
    The pianist: *It's Showtime*

    • @mariaangel6073
      @mariaangel6073 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooo 😆

    • @ishigami4622
      @ishigami4622 3 роки тому +3

      *Jack's challenger approaching him*

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 3 роки тому +11

      @@ishigami4622
      Challenger: "So you think you can defeat me winemaker? Im the greatest dancer ever to exist!"
      Jack: "Ohohoho.. you thought it was the winemaker... BUT IT IS I! SEÁN MICCLUCKLIN"

    • @Luke-mq7nj
      @Luke-mq7nj 3 роки тому +2

      Why do I hear boss music

    • @The_4_Tailed_Therian
      @The_4_Tailed_Therian 3 роки тому

      LM@OO

  • @viviwexler8937
    @viviwexler8937 3 роки тому +617

    imagine getting poisoned by someone and your last words are “i cant be dead, theres another level”

  • @photographicdisaster2134
    @photographicdisaster2134 3 роки тому +568

    “You’d make a terrible door.”
    my favorite quote;

  • @DeEnDubleyoo
    @DeEnDubleyoo 3 роки тому +532

    "That last level was pretty linear."
    I would ask, how many non-linear trains have you been on and why?

    • @RoamingPlayer
      @RoamingPlayer 3 роки тому +38

      you havent rode the spaghetti train yet? Kinda cringe not gonna lie

    • @mr.novoice3435
      @mr.novoice3435 3 роки тому +14

      @@RoamingPlayer Wait did you get the meatball carriage? I was all the way back at the cheese carriage!

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 3 роки тому +11

      @@mr.novoice3435 Dude why are you complaining? The cheese carraige was a party! So many people were throwing cheese it was crazy!

    • @circularnectarine1439
      @circularnectarine1439 5 місяців тому +1

      bro hasn’t ridden the maze train

  • @abraxisardynt961
    @abraxisardynt961 3 роки тому +498

    They were dead for 15 minutes and nobody came to arrest Jack. That means he's legally allowed to leave.

    • @Rogue_Sniper
      @Rogue_Sniper 10 місяців тому +1

      Is that how it works?

  • @aleeya00
    @aleeya00 3 роки тому +352

    The fact that he knows what Alice’s power is * chef kiss *

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +3540

    Ah Jack your commentaries are better than sweet wine.

  • @ssoliix
    @ssoliix 3 роки тому +360

    People: *having serious conversation*
    Seán: “Nice pants!”

    • @theaquaticz
      @theaquaticz Рік тому +1

      "I could kill for some clothes like yours rn"

  • @BettinaLevyUT
    @BettinaLevyUT 3 роки тому +1429

    Hey Jack! Just wanted to recommend a game I think you'd really like called Omori. The story is a dark RPG maker game that tackles themes of anxiety and depression, BUT the game is also very sweet and imaginative and fun! It came out only a few months ago, and I believe it would be right up your alley!

    • @chickencola8583
      @chickencola8583 3 роки тому +11

      Omg yes I love Omori

    • @atlas1102
      @atlas1102 3 роки тому +11

      That would be really entertaining

    • @igiveup5585
      @igiveup5585 3 роки тому +8

      I just heard about omori today im gonna play it and I hope sean plays it too because from what I heard its good

    • @takeme2urleader589
      @takeme2urleader589 3 роки тому +9

      I'm surprised he hasn't played it yet honestly. It's certainly the type of game that Jack would enjoy.

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 роки тому +7

      Wait, Omori's _out?_ God, I've been waiting for that game for _years._ I'd love to see Jack play it.

  • @PositiveLBo
    @PositiveLBo 3 роки тому +976

    People: *exist*
    Hitman Jack: So you've chosen wine...

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +1097

    Some random person: “I’m dying for some wine right now”
    Jack: “I know just the thing for you...”

  • @xeropulse5745
    @xeropulse5745 3 роки тому +479

    Proof that Jack is still Irish: He calls any shrubbery "the hedges"

    • @KieranPoundall
      @KieranPoundall 3 роки тому +17

      british people too? probably every other english speaking country. american is like a completely different language

    • @xeropulse5745
      @xeropulse5745 3 роки тому +7

      @@KieranPoundall yeah true, I havent seen any brits recently because I'm living in the middle of a field and were still on level 5 lockdown here in ireland😂

    • @grotesquepoppy
      @grotesquepoppy 3 роки тому +7

      I live in America, I've never called that shrubbery-
      It doesn't depend on the country, more who you grow up with.^^

    • @xeropulse5745
      @xeropulse5745 3 роки тому +5

      @@grotesquepoppy because shrubbery isnt a thing like hedges. Shrubbery is just decorative plants in general. Hedges here are what we use to divide fields from roads, or separate people's gardens. But he literally called an area of flowers "the hedges" which is something people say here.
      Now like Kie pointed out, I forgot he lives in England. They say that there too.

    • @othnielmcfarlane3612
      @othnielmcfarlane3612 2 роки тому +4

      @@grotesquepoppy im in america and i call them bushes

  • @vdq
    @vdq 3 роки тому +224

    "Taste breifcase" - *hits the dude straight in the nose*
    The comedy in that part is next level

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +2133

    It is hard to know if this game is comedy or action

  • @koala4210
    @koala4210 3 роки тому +885

    jack: "is she good? is she bad? what the hell is going on?"
    Agent 47: same dude same

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 роки тому +14

      Gotta love their "I trust you wholeheartedly to keep my best interests in mind while betraying me" relationship

  • @theclickbaithub5285
    @theclickbaithub5285 3 роки тому +31

    Jack : Pushes "Captain Briefcase" over a short wall.
    The Game : Instant Chaos

  • @khaoscorbeau7694
    @khaoscorbeau7694 3 роки тому +429

    "LALALA."
    "Cheese!"
    "She loves cheese."
    "Cheese!"
    "What you wanna eat?"
    "Cheese! Hey-"
    "What you like in your sandwich?"
    "Cheese! Chee- Cheese!"
    "What you like in your fondue?"
    "Ch-Cheese!"
    "Pam- What goes well with wine and crackers?"
    "Cheese!"

    • @william_ok
      @william_ok 3 роки тому +7

      yes that happened

    • @mikedavis5328
      @mikedavis5328 3 роки тому +4

      @Lemon Grab you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that your smartass reply actually happened, are you OK with that?

    • @william_ok
      @william_ok 3 роки тому

      Lemon Grab oh no I’m doomed

    • @general7190
      @general7190 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao the way she says it was unreal.

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame 3 роки тому

      yes we watched the video

  • @CommonCommiestudios
    @CommonCommiestudios 3 роки тому +1670

    Jesus when he learns people are 72% water:

  • @brandon6485
    @brandon6485 3 роки тому +85

    Imagine hearing a strange sound, going over to investigate, and the last thing you ever hear is "Lawyer Attack!" before getting knocked the hell out

    • @chattyotter3300
      @chattyotter3300 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @outcastforever1876
      @outcastforever1876 3 роки тому

      Ghost be like how did you die
      Some random dude throwing around bananas and screaming
      LAWYER ATTACK
      Pffft
      That's one hell of a way to go

  • @irish9766
    @irish9766 3 роки тому +919

    There’s a secret ending where if you pick up the serum and wait about a minute something happens

  • @sb810
    @sb810 3 роки тому +441

    "You'd make a terrible door"
    He just ruined this man's whole career

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +386

    Jack : "I'm gonna load a save and throw a serum at him"
    *_*Casually ignores his own advice*_*

    • @o__o.6212
      @o__o.6212 Рік тому +7

      As amazing as that would've been it seems from when he tried to throw it out the back of the train that he can't actually throw it

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +566

    Jack : "we tango'd together, man"
    Diana : "the poison is administered by touch"
    _You put two and two together, Jack..._

    • @irish9766
      @irish9766 3 роки тому +21

      It was actually when Diana put her hand on his at the start

    • @tristanraine
      @tristanraine Рік тому +1

      @@irish9766 it could have been both.

  • @madelineslough6168
    @madelineslough6168 3 роки тому +131

    When Jack walked past everyone on the train and they all said “Sir.” It reminded me of that one Star Wars meme

  • @CoffeeGamer03
    @CoffeeGamer03 3 роки тому +314

    "Talking out your problems works so much better than killing everyone"
    *Sees tank*
    "Can I shoot everyone?"

  • @archonmage2486
    @archonmage2486 3 роки тому +333

    Jack: see talking out your problems is way better than shooting everyone.
    Him literally two seconds later: can I get in the tank and kill everyone?

    • @kooky20
      @kooky20 3 роки тому +2

      Made me laugh so hard🤣

    • @rayneclouds223
      @rayneclouds223 3 роки тому +2

      @logan roof dude, WTF!?

    • @Dudette222
      @Dudette222 3 роки тому +3

      @@rayneclouds223 don’t give him attention, within a few years he’s gonna be ashamed of himself

  • @kelseywu3723
    @kelseywu3723 3 роки тому +184

    "I sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off...."
    **music starts** **people start walking closer on the dance floor**
    Jack: **visibly sweating**

  • @brownmexi3087
    @brownmexi3087 3 роки тому +20

    BROO Jacks face when he said “i sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off” and the music started playing had me dead if you want the time 3:30

  • @thehauntedhive
    @thehauntedhive 3 роки тому +2310

    Don't worry, it's grape juice

  • @rinqueen
    @rinqueen 3 роки тому +347

    Jack: “GASP! Human contact!”
    Everyone: cries in pandemic

    • @miel_m251
      @miel_m251 3 роки тому +3

      understandable😥

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому

      Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

    • @rinqueen
      @rinqueen 3 роки тому +2

      @WickedSoul honestly what compelled you to say that?? Please delete this, it’s not funny it’s just disrespectful.

    • @dux3644
      @dux3644 3 роки тому +1

      Agent 47: *Actually dies from human contact* 17:12

    • @failedfairytales22
      @failedfairytales22 3 роки тому +2

      @@rinqueen it’s extremely fucked up. I just reported them

  • @fuego5350
    @fuego5350 3 роки тому +173

    "And then we tango with Diana with an axe in our hand"
    *gently stabs the back of her head*
    What a gentleman

  • @spoot3613
    @spoot3613 3 роки тому +566

    jesus turned water into wine. people are 60% water. therefore jack is 60% jesus

    • @cookie8954
      @cookie8954 3 роки тому +8

      Hes more than 60%

    • @explicationfc2713
      @explicationfc2713 3 роки тому +6

      %70

    • @spoot3613
      @spoot3613 3 роки тому +15

      @@cookie8954 scientifically, no. but according to my cult, yes

    • @spoot3613
      @spoot3613 3 роки тому +3

      @@explicationfc2713 60 because stience

    • @duck_dabs6618
      @duck_dabs6618 3 роки тому +12

      it wasnt jesus, it was cheesus

  • @okcoda5685
    @okcoda5685 3 роки тому +191

    Jack: “ she banana backstabbed me..”
    also jack: * 2 seconds before backstabbing her*

    • @solowmute7735
      @solowmute7735 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao If ppl don't get it remember when he stabbed her with a axe 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @trinabean
      @trinabean 3 роки тому +1

      2 seconds before banana backstabbing her

  • @okiedokie.sophie
    @okiedokie.sophie 3 роки тому +552

    “Turning people into wine”
    Attack on Titan fans: *sweats nervously*

    • @pk42069
      @pk42069 3 роки тому +5

      Oh no

    • @EuleChaotic
      @EuleChaotic 3 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @levi0394
      @levi0394 3 роки тому +4

      OMG 😂 well really it would be the opposite, right?

    • @msroseafton
      @msroseafton 3 роки тому +4

      And Blood C fans. (๑>◡

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 3 роки тому +5

      What about 7 seeds? You know. Tricking people and giving them hope just to blend them up to turn them into fertilizer?

  • @jeremyb3612
    @jeremyb3612 3 роки тому +155

    “All I did was push a man over for looking to much like me”
    Imagine

  • @ryanborden3492
    @ryanborden3492 3 роки тому +100

    Jack: I liked the last mission, but it was really linear.
    Me: well no shit jack it was on a train.

  • @4644Pops
    @4644Pops 3 роки тому +395

    Jack: Oh no...that’s a human blender
    Also Jack: *Activates blender*

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 3 роки тому +5

      When life gives you humans...

    • @KromusProspectus
      @KromusProspectus 3 роки тому +2

      @@vpirules95 make humanade

    • @loafyu5405
      @loafyu5405 3 роки тому +1

      @@vpirules95 make hummus 😳😳😳

    • @solowmute7735
      @solowmute7735 3 роки тому

      @@loafyu5405 do you not know what hummus is it's a type of food dummy

    • @jakeypowell1831
      @jakeypowell1831 3 роки тому +1

      @@solowmute7735 do you know not know what a joke it’s a type of humour dummy

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up 3 роки тому +281

    guy who looks like 47 minding his business
    Seàn: *YEET*

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +322

    Human wine is delicious

    • @Nobody-jd4fn
      @Nobody-jd4fn 3 роки тому

      Hello, how ya doing

    • @lennonobyrne5769
      @lennonobyrne5769 3 роки тому +10

      Ray, I’ve watched 4 videos before this one and you’ve commented on them all. Please.

    • @doublecypher9885
      @doublecypher9885 3 роки тому +1

      I know it almost taste as good as blood

    • @SteveTheWereWalrus
      @SteveTheWereWalrus 3 роки тому +2

      Hi i find you every where

    • @LumineTalvinen
      @LumineTalvinen 3 роки тому +1

      It tastes great but it's expensive

  • @alexandrescualina9096
    @alexandrescualina9096 3 роки тому +28

    The last level actually takes place in the Carpathian mountain of romania (my homeland :) )

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 3 роки тому +1

      It looks so beautiful there, I can’t believe that’s where you live.

  • @halenhamstead5256
    @halenhamstead5256 3 роки тому +293

    “what goes well with wine and crackers”, guys he’s back

  • @DapperCrap
    @DapperCrap 3 роки тому +130

    Jack: I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance-off!
    *music starts*
    Jack: '0'

  • @SeeMeRowan
    @SeeMeRowan 3 роки тому +30

    As the child of a lawyer, Sean's impression was spot on. He even got the bald head in the game.

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 Рік тому +4

    Something about an assassin operative getting smacked down by another assassin operative and having to steal a guy's clothes just to talk to a winemaker, combined with Jack's casual air and really enjoying the party, just makes me think of some assassin-party where backstabbing and sneakery is just casual politeness.

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 3 роки тому +28

    sneak up from behind someone and whisper “justice served” and incapacitate them with legal documents

  • @Kati_P
    @Kati_P 3 роки тому +48

    The title gives the phrase "full-bodied flavor" a whole new meaning....

  • @knighttime5761
    @knighttime5761 3 роки тому +238

    Jack’s logic: “I’m gonna offer him a muffin and then he’s gonna be my friend.”

    • @brandongorby5444
      @brandongorby5444 3 роки тому +12

      “And THEN I won’t have to kill anyone cuz I have love and friendship”

    • @knighttime5761
      @knighttime5761 3 роки тому +4

      @@brandongorby5444 Yup

    • @leoo1831
      @leoo1831 3 роки тому +19

      If I was offered a muffin I would definitely be that persons friend.

    • @Candy_Mandy
      @Candy_Mandy 3 роки тому +11

      I mean...
      I would be his friend if he gave me a muffin

    • @knighttime5761
      @knighttime5761 3 роки тому +1

      @LouisM WHAT?!!

  • @pablinho2882
    @pablinho2882 3 роки тому +36

    "In a winery, no one can hear you smell"
    -Jacksepticeye 2021

  • @barackobama7832
    @barackobama7832 3 роки тому +75

    "Don't worry I found my banana, it was in the bushes" Sounds very wrong lol

  • @yhavinmiles
    @yhavinmiles 3 роки тому +165

    His line should've been "Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Banana" "Banana who" Orange you glad I'm not gonna kill you with an orange?"

    • @jimbothetimbo6790
      @jimbothetimbo6790 3 роки тому +1

      Garfield my female caregiver

    • @rjstackadolla1214
      @rjstackadolla1214 3 роки тому +1

      Or it should have been knock knock whos there? Banana banana who? Orange you glad the last thing u will see is a banana?

  • @iaminevitable3495
    @iaminevitable3495 3 роки тому +34

    When Jack doesn't have a screwdriver on him you know something is wrong

  • @samleidel3162
    @samleidel3162 3 роки тому +29

    Target: saying something actually important that jack should probably listen to
    Jack: *thinking hard on a banana one liner* ITS TIME TO PEEL

  • @doishid
    @doishid 3 роки тому +71

    "Banana!" **throws a knife in someones face** "oh, that wasn't a banana :("

  • @thehauntedhive
    @thehauntedhive 3 роки тому +39

    I'm here for the wine please

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 3 роки тому +32

    Anyone else concerned about the fact that Diana's making moves on someone who shares her DNA?
    (If you missed the original games: Diana was the mother of 47 before he was converted and eventually cloned twice)

    • @crazybl1tz88
      @crazybl1tz88 3 роки тому +5

      oh fu-
      SWEET HOME ALABAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @katemartin113
      @katemartin113 3 роки тому +9

      AND 47 killed her parents... damn their relationship is awkward

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 3 роки тому +8

      I'm confused she was a kid when 47 killed her parents

  • @buckknows2499
    @buckknows2499 3 роки тому +82

    “People are 70% water”
    Jesus jack: I now make you into wine

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому +1

      Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

    • @averagejuicer3913
      @averagejuicer3913 3 роки тому

      Yes and the other 30% are grapes.

    • @kayleaf
      @kayleaf 3 роки тому

      @@milome1532 please stop spamming. this is the third video I've seen this comment on. grow up

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому

      @@kayleaf no

  • @NotForConsumption
    @NotForConsumption 3 роки тому +99

    Jesus when people annoy him: “turning people into wine”

    • @jeffdabr2216
      @jeffdabr2216 3 роки тому

      What a cool and original comment

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 роки тому +11

    I love that no UA-camr can resist walking through the news camera in the beginning of the level.

  • @sweatyrie-rie5241
    @sweatyrie-rie5241 3 роки тому +8

    0:08 Sean makes this so ironic because she actually poisons him with that touch which is later revealed after you complete this mission.

  • @rafivjehian3971
    @rafivjehian3971 3 роки тому +78

    "well i cant be dead because theres another level"
    "well the anime protagonist cant be dead because there's still another 24 episode"

    • @rainyday8484
      @rainyday8484 3 роки тому +3

      attack on titan spoilers
      levi rn 👁👄👁

    • @ki8743
      @ki8743 3 роки тому

      @@rainyday8484 Lmao 😂

  • @jasonpatterson8091
    @jasonpatterson8091 3 роки тому +37

    This guy can kill anyone and instantly wear their clothes perfectly. Meanwhile I can't even find socks that fit me properly.

  • @rp_drawingz1205
    @rp_drawingz1205 3 роки тому +74

    Im already loving this so far😂🙌thanks so much Jack for coming back better than ever, we missed you😎

  • @wyattyxe
    @wyattyxe 3 роки тому +49

    Jack: sees blood. first thing he thinks of ITs A taste TEST

  • @jakeseasman285
    @jakeseasman285 3 роки тому +26

    Jack: oh no that’s a human blender
    *proceeds to turn it on*

  • @makimojimali
    @makimojimali 3 роки тому +42

    Jack: This is gonna work i swear
    also Jack: *saves immediately*

  • @OG_Jam
    @OG_Jam 3 роки тому +96

    Jack: "I'm 47"
    Me: "well sir you're looking good for your age"

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 3 роки тому +1

      You're*

    • @OG_Jam
      @OG_Jam 3 роки тому +5

      @@snakeeyes9246 thanks for the spell check I'm dyslexic but I've changed the spelling now 😊

    • @OG_Jam
      @OG_Jam 3 роки тому +1

      @Logan Roof I know, no one here was talking about his dad.

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 3 роки тому +4

      @Logan Roof When your older you'll realize how insensitive you've been

    • @orchidsarepretty1422
      @orchidsarepretty1422 3 роки тому +1

      @Logan Roof what is wrong with you

  • @reilover69
    @reilover69 Рік тому +4

    22:27
    I'd like to imagine that all the dudes in the room just hear a muffled voice saying "I saw my bald life flash before my eye's. An icicle!" and then a bald ass dude comes in and immediately run out.

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +169

    "Turning people into Wine"
    *"Is it possible to learn this power"*

  • @griffinsummoner
    @griffinsummoner 3 роки тому +70

    "Turning People Into Wine"
    Doesn't use the giant wine press. :(

    • @Laroling
      @Laroling 3 роки тому +7

      Doesn't turn into the giant woman. Seriously I clicked this video thinking of RE village. Still this is hilarious.

    • @seisosimp
      @seisosimp 3 роки тому

      That's something for the Vino Humano Man to do

    • @TonyStark-hb8cu
      @TonyStark-hb8cu 3 роки тому

      No one is untouchable

  • @hakaisuijin
    @hakaisuijin 3 роки тому +47

    Agent 47 .. The ONLY agent who can actually kill someone with a banana

    • @ren82
      @ren82 3 роки тому +1

      What about John Wick?

    • @parade6271
      @parade6271 3 роки тому +1

      @@ren82 john wick doesn't have the sheer power of the banana

    • @ren82
      @ren82 3 роки тому +1

      @@parade6271 No one does

    • @parade6271
      @parade6271 3 роки тому +1

      @@ren82 the potassium is just too powerful

    • @ren82
      @ren82 3 роки тому +1

      @@parade6271 Not even God himself can handle the potassium.

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 3 роки тому +71

    “For justice!”
    *proceeds to swing a briefcase at a vineyard worker*

  • @jaiydenveysey7103
    @jaiydenveysey7103 3 роки тому +89

    Nobody literally Nobody:
    Mr.Jacksepticeye: LAWYER ATAACK!!!! *Hits him with briefcase*

    • @ninetail200
      @ninetail200 3 роки тому +1

      DAMN! (Rolls on ground laughing my ass off) 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaiydenveysey7103
      @jaiydenveysey7103 3 роки тому +1

      Wow this is the most likes ive ever gotten on my comment

  • @katydid-zu3pq
    @katydid-zu3pq 3 роки тому +27

    I've never played Hitman personally, but it just seems like Assassin's Creed with baldness

  • @knighttime5761
    @knighttime5761 3 роки тому +62

    Jack as he’s blowing up a car with people inside: “Wow! So Cool!”

  • @karlrassmann4604
    @karlrassmann4604 3 роки тому +16

    Alternative title: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to kill me?

  • @rkrough6996
    @rkrough6996 3 роки тому +80

    Jack’s Title: ‘turning people into wine’
    No one:
    Jesus: “ and I took that personal”

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому

      Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

    • @Sunny_Ray911
      @Sunny_Ray911 3 роки тому

      @@milome1532 Reported for spam. :)

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому

      @@Sunny_Ray911 who cares

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +83

    “Turning people into wine”
    Me, who’s 70% water: “Are you challenging me?”

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 роки тому +3

      No. Not at all. Not even slightly. How the hell did you even come to that conclusion?

    • @mila3853
      @mila3853 3 роки тому

      @Logan Roof what the f
      get some help💗

    • @huntermarsh4717
      @huntermarsh4717 3 роки тому

      @Mo Nikhil True and it’s especially sad that jacks father is just laying dead and unconscious forever. Sorry religion/mythology is bullshit. Science has won. And Logan Roof is right. Even though he’s being an ass he still isn’t scientifically wrong.

    • @jasonisacone8451
      @jasonisacone8451 3 роки тому

      @Logan Roof ok?

  • @thivirufernando3449
    @thivirufernando3449 3 роки тому +69

    Turning people into wine
    Hmm maybe he’s gonna turn the other 40% of the body into grape juice

  • @theinternetlawyer7126
    @theinternetlawyer7126 3 роки тому +51

    ”This looks like the start of the game, on the training”
    Me: but Sean, thats on a boat!

    • @austinschroeter5978
      @austinschroeter5978 3 роки тому +3

      Before that is a prologue cutscene in snowy mountains in the exact coat he wore after leaving the train, a bit strange tho, as if Arthur Edwards knew he would come and take it...

  • @kepnach6453
    @kepnach6453 3 роки тому +22

    Agent 47: What would you like to drink
    Victim: Water
    Agent 47: So you have chosen 🍷

  • @ZeldamonCWB
    @ZeldamonCWB 3 роки тому +18

    As my cousin Dalton once said "Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your girl into mine."

  • @RamiroBelmaresJr
    @RamiroBelmaresJr 3 роки тому +28

    Lmao I'm imagining the assassination through that woman who watched a soldier walk in moving like a weirdo then yells "TIME TO PEEL!!" Before he throws a banana at her colleague then he throws a hobby knife at her 🤣

  • @stargirl7646
    @stargirl7646 3 роки тому +38

    “This... is a kindness.”
    AMY?! RORY?!!

    • @parade6271
      @parade6271 3 роки тому +1

      I had to search up "doctor who this a kindness" to figure out where in doctor who I heard that before l

  • @abbiesharkey
    @abbiesharkey 3 роки тому +37

    water: exists
    jacksepticeye: no no no, where’s the people?

  • @vee_draws_stuff5300
    @vee_draws_stuff5300 3 роки тому +55

    Lady at the start: **holds 47’s hand**
    The sound effect: **squUiiIsH**

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 3 роки тому

      Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest

    • @Aus_Boss
      @Aus_Boss 3 роки тому

      @WickedSoul Dude stfu

    • @vee_draws_stuff5300
      @vee_draws_stuff5300 3 роки тому

      @@Aus_Boss just report them, they’re a terrible person.

    • @Sunny_Ray911
      @Sunny_Ray911 3 роки тому

      @@Aus_Boss It's a bot. Learn to recognize them, report, and move on. All we can do.

  • @crispycrocs8360
    @crispycrocs8360 3 роки тому +23

    Me shaking with anger when jack doesnt kill tamara with the grape crusher: *THIS IS F I N E*

    • @s0n0fw0lf_9
      @s0n0fw0lf_9 3 роки тому +2

      I know, I thought that's what he meant with turning people into wine

  • @Mihoshika
    @Mihoshika 2 роки тому +4

    Love how hitman always fits perfectly into everyone's clothes.

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 3 роки тому +41

    Jack: 'pushes someone and gets arrested"
    Me: This isn't even worthy of a forehead smack

  • @elliotl1804
    @elliotl1804 3 роки тому +9

    "She banana backstabbed me."
    I'm all about using this line somewhere lmao. Epic!

  • @FewAxis
    @FewAxis 3 роки тому +28

    "he's not dead... BANANA, oh that* wasn't a banana" made my day

  • @Dark_Saibot
    @Dark_Saibot 2 роки тому +1

    Of all the Hitman 3 maps, Mendoza is my favourite. The vibe it gives off is just great in the map is well designed as well as the fact that there are soo many great environmental elements

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie 3 роки тому +6

    When you pushed that guy, he didn't die, he got instantly knocked out in a way that if anyone found the body you wouldn't lose silent assassin

  • @thebluestickboy
    @thebluestickboy 3 роки тому +140

    Jack: 'Turning people into wine'
    His Irish ancestors: Pathetic

  • @laradanan3411
    @laradanan3411 3 роки тому +7

    the title send me back into a flashback of all of RT's massacres in this game

  • @blakehhg4162
    @blakehhg4162 3 роки тому +10

    Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”

  • @LaviniaM.
    @LaviniaM. 3 роки тому +90

    The Game: "Carpathian Mountains, Romania"
    Jack: "Have fun visiting Russia"
    Me: 🥲🇷🇴