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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  3 роки тому +15408

    The screwdriver is back!

  • @shazz5612
    @shazz5612 3 роки тому +739

    *video starts*
    Me: "wait for it..."
    Sean: "LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY"
    Me: "There it is"

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @Nickles_on_the_sidewalk
      @Nickles_on_the_sidewalk 3 роки тому +2

      I literally thought the same thingg😂😂

  • @LunaWolf3232
    @LunaWolf3232 3 роки тому +2952

    Jack: in awe "can you see it?"
    Stranger: immediately "can you SMELL it?!"

  • @curlyfries1013
    @curlyfries1013 3 роки тому +2400

    Jack: *Kills everyone in sight*
    Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

    • @onism9050
      @onism9050 3 роки тому +42

      Singular Camera: You shitten me

  • @disgaeajean13
    @disgaeajean13 3 роки тому +1007

    ‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +2

      1 impostor remains

    • @caydenbrown5654
      @caydenbrown5654 2 роки тому +5

      Anyone else ever miss amongus back before it sucked

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +3

      @@caydenbrown5654 I do.

    • @caydenbrown5654
      @caydenbrown5654 2 роки тому +1

      @@loki4807really sucks that it died

    • @Takejiro24
      @Takejiro24 2 роки тому

      Jack being a sussy baka

  • @jedi81311
    @jedi81311 3 роки тому +2951

    Worst security ever
    Security: Don't do it
    Jack: Have a knife to face.

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому +5

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 3 роки тому +13

      @@Kyx368 Shut up.

    • @musical_info3931
      @musical_info3931 3 роки тому

      @@Kyx368 hello person:)🌝🌝😑👽🌚🤳🛌👌🙃👌😂🌝

    • @elliejohnson6256
      @elliejohnson6256 3 роки тому +9

      @@Kyx368 Stop asking people for views and stop self promoting like a greedy bastard ok, like asking people for views wont do shit just make good content and just do what you like. Ask people what game they like instead of going into comments and begging for views.

    • @Janeetour
      @Janeetour 3 роки тому +1

      @@elliejohnson6256 you don’t have to

  • @skignaL
    @skignaL 3 роки тому +2636

    Game: _Stealth is an option_
    Jack: *NO WITNESSES*

    • @liamtaylor5122
      @liamtaylor5122 3 роки тому +4

      when he said that i thought of noreiga from black ops 2 campaign if you remember when he says that

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 3 роки тому +10

      hitman Jack kills people with a news paper,muffins and a fish.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +10

      It's still stealthy if nobody lives to tell the tale

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb 3 роки тому +1

      But he lives

    • @dominicmorin8077
      @dominicmorin8077 2 роки тому +1

      @@TinyDeskEngineer but 47 is still alive

  • @xquare6209
    @xquare6209 3 роки тому +1854

    Game: Stealth is optional
    Jack: Yeets everything throwable
    Also Jack: Kills target in front of crowd

    • @isdisgudnam
      @isdisgudnam 3 роки тому +50

      Stealth was an option. But peace wasn't.

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 роки тому +22

      @@isdisgudnam Peace was never an option.

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 3 роки тому +3

      Yolo, right?
      I just cringed at myself

    • @RU_HKR
      @RU_HKR 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Yeah we got it XD

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 роки тому +2

      @@RU_HKR lmao yea
      I don't even know why I commented that hahaha

  • @dhirentevatia
    @dhirentevatia 3 роки тому +224

    Everybody: Hitman is all about stealth.
    Sean: NO WITNESSES!

    • @parafaust6201
      @parafaust6201 3 роки тому +7

      If everyone is dead then there are no witnesses

    • @dhirentevatia
      @dhirentevatia 3 роки тому +2

      @@parafaust6201 You just blew my mind.

  • @krim9434
    @krim9434 3 роки тому +1183

    Security: "Now leave it to the pros!"
    Jack: *SHARPENS SCISSORS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*

    • @MalakSmalak
      @MalakSmalak 3 роки тому +17

      i fucking died laughing holy shit

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +2

      Me: *creates mistletoe dart with murderous intent*

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 3 роки тому +5383

    I was confused as to why he was freaking out at the beginning but then I remembered Sean has a fear of heights lol

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 роки тому +193

      correction: a CHRONIC fear of heights. and i also feel nauseous when im at any height

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 3 роки тому +48

      I have a fear of heights, but it’s not as bad as him.

    • @Slambot-iw9po
      @Slambot-iw9po 3 роки тому +14

      *jack

    • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
      @jureigeeksoutoccasionally 3 роки тому +117

      @@Slambot-iw9po no, his name is Seán. Jack is just a nickname

    • @lexmcdufflepants4332
      @lexmcdufflepants4332 3 роки тому +14

      *flashbacks to The Last of Us II*

  • @KleptoKane
    @KleptoKane 3 роки тому +894

    everyone: YES HITMAN GAMEPLAY
    Jack: LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS

    • @Deadpool-gq2ks
      @Deadpool-gq2ks 3 роки тому +19

      Those were good reflections

    • @ionvop
      @ionvop 3 роки тому +19

      ngl those reflections were pretty poggers

    • @NukeRadius
      @NukeRadius 3 роки тому +4

      "THERE WERE NO RAY TRACING"

    • @bimmybeutron3729
      @bimmybeutron3729 3 роки тому +1

      the only way to rate games. no raytracing vs raytracing

  • @sweatyrie-rie5241
    @sweatyrie-rie5241 3 роки тому +260

    “This man has done more damage to the world than you can ever dream of”
    Let’s not forget that time Jack killed an entire neighborhood full of people.

  • @tijmendeclercq4737
    @tijmendeclercq4737 3 роки тому +475

    averyone: You are without a doubt the
    worst assassin I have ever heard of.
    Jack: Ah, but you have heard of me.

    • @emptylnms5393
      @emptylnms5393 3 роки тому +12

      Little do they know he is Patty Fitz Patrick

    • @onglogman
      @onglogman 3 роки тому +8

      he really is bad lol

    • @pancakelover5680
      @pancakelover5680 3 роки тому

      Averyone excluding u knows how to spell everyone

    • @DinorexDRago
      @DinorexDRago 3 роки тому +6

      An assassin that is well known has definitely blown their cover. Or is just really good and has a calling card

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb 3 роки тому

      @@DinorexDRago then im a murder in a game

  • @mousetrap.p.gulligan
    @mousetrap.p.gulligan 3 роки тому +983

    Jack's morning routine:
    - Get up
    - Take shower
    - Brush teeth
    - Fix hai-LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS!

    • @EC-ms1jr
      @EC-ms1jr 3 роки тому +33

      WOAH! RTX! RAY TRACING!

    • @SkimBee
      @SkimBee 3 роки тому +14

      Then gets some of that dirty bean water from his brand top of the morning

    • @mihirsimha1096
      @mihirsimha1096 3 роки тому +4

      same when he was playing spider-man ps5 lol

    • @HayilCrowz
      @HayilCrowz 3 роки тому +1

      @Toxic Butch why wouldn't he? His job is to literally just to sit Infront of a camera and record himself playing a game
      If he took his work even slightly seriously he would brush his teeth

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 3 роки тому +2920

    Jack is the embodiment of when the game says “stealth is optional”

    • @RobKaper
      @RobKaper 3 роки тому +30

      It does weaken the game though if you rush to the end with guns blazing and scissors flying. But I understand why he plays like this, going through the motions to complete challenges or doing a suit only, silent assassin run would be a very slow-paced stream or video.

    • @perhapsawhitemale8144
      @perhapsawhitemale8144 3 роки тому +32

      @@RobKaper Bro just enjoy it. Jack is sooo stealthy.

    • @tahitiandfaith1962
      @tahitiandfaith1962 3 роки тому +3

      You haven’t met RTGame or CallMeKevin have you?

    • @Liamzilla4777
      @Liamzilla4777 3 роки тому +14

      eh, more like "stealth was never an option"

    • @makeouthill666_
      @makeouthill666_ 3 роки тому +2

      Well you haven’t met Xqc I take😂😂😂

  • @blake2697
    @blake2697 3 роки тому +1484

    can't wait for the dating game spin off: Hit on Men

    • @ninjalivesmatterprogod1144
      @ninjalivesmatterprogod1144 3 роки тому +26

      Underrated comment

    • @rad3575
      @rad3575 3 роки тому +24

      A wise man once said “underrated comment”

    • @RazerJaguar6
      @RazerJaguar6 3 роки тому +11

      This is a very much iq joke👌🏻

    • @criticalsir514
      @criticalsir514 3 роки тому +7

      then hit or man

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 3 роки тому +7

      And then some developers think the spinoff is the original so they make one called men hit on

  • @BearBrother
    @BearBrother 3 роки тому +777

    Jack: a man who isn’t fond of heights
    First level of Hitman: HEIGHTS

    • @BearBrother
      @BearBrother 3 роки тому

      @@lilnass6891 one of my favorite videos from back in the day

  • @enzoclark241
    @enzoclark241 3 роки тому +292

    The agent guy: *coming up with a plan to carefully kill the targets*
    Jack: *going on a murder spree and making a big scene*

    • @sufficientphrase7769
      @sufficientphrase7769 3 роки тому +9

      At least there were no witnesses.

    • @TalentedTiger
      @TalentedTiger 3 роки тому

      Master of drama.

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +2

      There's no *Jackieboi Man* to save the day
      Plot twist *Agent 47* is *Jackieboi Man* 😮

  • @hyattzz
    @hyattzz 3 роки тому +112

    "Can you see it?"
    "Can you smell it?"
    My God I almost died laughing XD

  • @lucas_lipp
    @lucas_lipp 3 роки тому +615

    "If there's no witnesses, it's stealth."
    I think Sean is the perfect example for that.

  • @marella154
    @marella154 3 роки тому +766

    Jack: This could be anybody's drink, I don't wanna poison just anybody!
    Also Jack: *goes on to kill just anybody*

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 роки тому +1

      sry but i had to keep the likes as is ;)

    • @marella154
      @marella154 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thtaoy1029 I respect that

    • @rmanolila5235
      @rmanolila5235 3 роки тому +4

      NO WITNESSES

    • @zackthewolf8898
      @zackthewolf8898 3 роки тому +5

      Not just anybody
      EVERYBODY

    • @mannynoneya7143
      @mannynoneya7143 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thtaoy1029 this joke will never work, yet every body always does it. NO ONE KNOWS THE NUMBER YOUR TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE LIKES UPDATE EVERY COUPLE MINUTES

  • @4nn13h7
    @4nn13h7 3 роки тому +1859

    Demonstrated here: The only right and natural response to every glass floor, ever.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +67

      Also bad for those in dresses

    • @Abyss4933
      @Abyss4933 3 роки тому +26

      @@rhyscallinan4402 very bad

    • @andrewcoon3807
      @andrewcoon3807 3 роки тому +26

      I went a a cruise and they had a glass floor outside that went off the side of the ship with the ocean directly under. I couldn’t even put one foot one it 👎🏻

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +13

      @@linkkraft3358 yeah. All it takes is a single crack and everyone falls.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewcoon3807 I wouldn't even step on the boat. Sure if it breaks the boat won't sink but he'll no would I be anywhere near the ocean. That said, at least there's water underneath to catch you. In a building high above the ground that shit breaks, you're gonna fall to your death

  • @Kz-ji9vj
    @Kz-ji9vj 3 роки тому +99

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Jack: The connoisseur's drink CHAM-PAGAN

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 3 роки тому +728

    "How do rich, fancy people talk?"
    They _don't_ -- they have _people_ for that.

  • @neKross_6
    @neKross_6 3 роки тому +496

    “It’s a game about hitting men” Later in the video...” Hitting women and children too” I will live by these two inspiring quotes

    • @daneezy1793
      @daneezy1793 3 роки тому +2

      @SHOOTER GAMER I gotchu

    • @alexwolfplush7523
      @alexwolfplush7523 3 роки тому

      ikr LMAOOO

    • @k3nfr0st39
      @k3nfr0st39 3 роки тому +1

      And then proceeds to hit one 🤣

    • @Hawishh
      @Hawishh 3 роки тому +1

      @SHOOTER GAMER 1,2k? You arleady have 5k. 1 and 2 is less than 5.

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 3 роки тому +2

      "But not just the men but the women and the children too they were like sand bag and i hit them like sand bag i HATE THEM !!"
      I had to 😅

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 3 роки тому +744

    "Like candy from a baby!"
    He said after he killed an unnecessary amount of people.

    • @5geeseinabucket
      @5geeseinabucket 3 роки тому +21

      If you don’t go on a killing spree in hitman, are you even playing hitman

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer 3 роки тому +2

      Bah, unnecessary, bleshmisary.

    • @poppa8814
      @poppa8814 3 роки тому +2

      im sure jack likes killing babies, why wouldn't he?

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 роки тому

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @InktheImpassive
      @InktheImpassive 3 роки тому +2

      @@technoraver99 no one gives a shit.

  • @ninotenorio6386
    @ninotenorio6386 3 роки тому +105

    "47,Make sure to do the mission quick and silently."
    Sean: haha kill people go *brrrrrrr*

  • @sycaccino8533
    @sycaccino8533 3 роки тому +648

    Jack when he kills someone with a throwing knife: Laughs
    Jack when he is high up: "ew ew gross"

    • @Killswitch1411
      @Killswitch1411 3 роки тому +6

      I walked out the room and came back and seen it happen, I through it was a scissors he throw at his head lol

    • @yellowant4011
      @yellowant4011 3 роки тому +1

      reasonable reaction

    • @nuryanialaydrus7964
      @nuryanialaydrus7964 3 роки тому +1

      Why is Jack saying ew ew gross when he's high up of course he has a phobia of heights

    • @sycaccino8533
      @sycaccino8533 3 роки тому +2

      @@nuryanialaydrus7964 bruh

  • @mellow9489
    @mellow9489 3 роки тому +412

    Security: "you've done your part, now leave it to the pros"
    **Dies**

  • @renovr5183
    @renovr5183 3 роки тому +536

    “That chopper is as high as I am!” I can’t stop laughing at that line Lol

  • @ChrisUnlimitedGames
    @ChrisUnlimitedGames 3 роки тому +441

    Jack: "I must hit men"
    First person he hits is a woman. . . . .

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 3 роки тому +2

      He didn't really hit her tho

    • @humoroushydra5881
      @humoroushydra5881 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sub-Atomic he meant his first target

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 3 роки тому +4

      @@humoroushydra5881 his first targets were both Men. The woman he attacked, he didn't hit, he just subdued her.

    • @humoroushydra5881
      @humoroushydra5881 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sub-Atomic yes, I’ve played Hitman 2. I know that. Sean presumed she was the key target to KILL his target.

    • @Phantom_Shiba
      @Phantom_Shiba 3 роки тому +1

      I have failed. My life is pointless

  • @triedboi.1598
    @triedboi.1598 3 роки тому +617

    Game: *has internet problems*
    Jack: imma do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @jaxsondav9546
      @jaxsondav9546 3 роки тому +11

      *leaves computer*

    • @atpray
      @atpray 3 роки тому +3

      Turn off wifi

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +2

      Because his is a Irish pro gamer
      Jack:😎

    • @zenovia1004
      @zenovia1004 3 роки тому +3

      Destroyed the whole entire set up 👍

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

  • @saracarrasquillo4205
    @saracarrasquillo4205 3 роки тому +490

    Game: Stealth is optional
    Jack: I cant be noticed if theres no one to notice.

  • @EnterpriseEagleUnion
    @EnterpriseEagleUnion 3 роки тому +342

    "We Have A Man Punching People Left And Right" Jack Holding A Sword, Hammer, Knife, Rifle, Camera, Pistol, Crowbar

    • @Mrarmybarmy
      @Mrarmybarmy 3 роки тому

      I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
      I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
      It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
      I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks 🙏

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 3 роки тому

      @@Mrarmybarmy no

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 3 роки тому

      i see he's a man of weapons.

    • @pixxlated_
      @pixxlated_ 3 роки тому

      @@Mrarmybarmy you're literally asking for subs

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 3 роки тому

      @@Mrarmybarmy you say that you're not begging for subs but you pretty much well are. Dont beg. If your channel is flopping, then that means you're not meant to be a youtuber.

  • @theofficemaniac7906
    @theofficemaniac7906 3 роки тому +51

    Guy: leave it to the pros
    Jack: are you sure about that

  • @Gokuslilman
    @Gokuslilman 3 роки тому +299

    Agent 47: Calculated assassin, stealth, precision
    Jack: throws any and everything at people when the plan fails
    Me watching: This works better....

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 3 роки тому +617

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Bystander: "Can you smell it? I had BEANS, and I think they were off. Sorry."

    • @hippiecreation
      @hippiecreation 3 роки тому +8

      🤣

    • @franticpanda2008
      @franticpanda2008 3 роки тому +7

      CRYING

    • @Iexcon
      @Iexcon 3 роки тому +45

      I thought this was a serious game until this moment

    • @ThePieFairy91
      @ThePieFairy91 3 роки тому +24

      100% what I'm going to start saying to people ignoring social distancing to be all up on me while standing in line at Target.

    • @jahanarahgraham8003
      @jahanarahgraham8003 3 роки тому +9

      I thought he had put it in and I was so confused 💀😭😭

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 3 роки тому +543

    “I must Hit Men..”
    Jack realizing that he’s a man himself: What have I done..

  • @myrosseee
    @myrosseee 3 роки тому +15

    It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

  • @TheRichLeprechaun
    @TheRichLeprechaun 3 роки тому +444

    Jack: *"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY!!!!!!"*
    Me: "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"

    • @Fr05tGh05t
      @Fr05tGh05t 3 роки тому +5

      H did indeed say the thing

    • @susubatukka
      @susubatukka 3 роки тому +3

      And im going to leave the video watching there

    • @Excel-erate-
      @Excel-erate- 3 роки тому +2

      Everyone*

  • @Waauugh
    @Waauugh 3 роки тому +134

    Soldier: "I've found an unconscious soldier, the one who did this must be highly skilled..!"
    Jack: " *HAMMER OF HIDING!* "

  • @lordtachanka7229
    @lordtachanka7229 3 роки тому +3138

    He doesn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too

  • @BoaPython
    @BoaPython 3 роки тому +39

    Jack: "Guys, it's all gone wrong!"
    *A Few Seconds Later*
    Also Jack: "This is going really well."
    lol ^_^

  • @thatonegaygoth4699
    @thatonegaygoth4699 3 роки тому +313

    Game: Kill your targets
    Jack: *how about I kill everyone instead?*

    • @lilithium4183
      @lilithium4183 3 роки тому +12

      There wont be people to notice if there is nobody to notice.

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

    • @person_lk5738
      @person_lk5738 3 роки тому

      ahhh yes... that one ghost town, I remember that episode.

    • @geraldlomena7495
      @geraldlomena7495 3 роки тому

      @@lilithium4183 it's there's nobody to notice if there aren't people to notice

  • @mrdonkeybiscuts4891
    @mrdonkeybiscuts4891 3 роки тому +614

    Jack when he sees a new game “THOSE REFLECTIONS”

  • @default9033
    @default9033 3 роки тому +607

    Game: gives two targets
    Jack: nah we killing everyone lol

  • @theswaggiestofall
    @theswaggiestofall 3 роки тому +15

    12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

  • @wanamirul6382
    @wanamirul6382 3 роки тому +221

    Standing on a glass at high places
    Normal people: Scary, creepy, jumpy
    Jack: disgusting

  • @dorianleka
    @dorianleka 3 роки тому +196

    Hitman: It's obviously a stealth game
    Jacksepticeye's gameplay:

  • @kylejlchen
    @kylejlchen 3 роки тому +492

    Military personnel: *Let the pro handle this*
    Jack: *HOW THE TURN TABLES*

    • @pixxlated_
      @pixxlated_ 3 роки тому +11

      @SHOOTER GAMER your mom doesn't care about your content.

    • @gobsmeck
      @gobsmeck 3 роки тому +1

      mmm yes how the turn tables

    • @gesmazenska2311
      @gesmazenska2311 3 роки тому +1

      @SHOOTER GAMER i got you

    • @ohsirjamesthealmighty1370
      @ohsirjamesthealmighty1370 3 роки тому

      It took me a second to realize what was wrong with this, lol.

    • @theangryhat7113
      @theangryhat7113 3 роки тому

      oh how the turn have tables

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 3 роки тому +52

    “Can’t prove nothing if they all dead” - Nagisa 50% off

  • @ZerekHenderson
    @ZerekHenderson 3 роки тому +421

    Jack having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes and almost dies
    Also Jack: “Like candy from a baby”

  • @rasshxl3875
    @rasshxl3875 3 роки тому +126

    Jack: has to be not suspicious
    Also Jack: kills man in front of everybody

  • @the_unwantedreaper2711
    @the_unwantedreaper2711 3 роки тому +408

    "I'm about to make peoples lives disappear" - Jacksepticeye

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!

    • @the_unwantedreaper2711
      @the_unwantedreaper2711 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kyx368 Please no, if you want subs just go make content that people can enjoy.

    • @MAC-xl5dn
      @MAC-xl5dn 3 роки тому +1

      HE'S A MAGICIAN

    • @okarifox
      @okarifox 3 роки тому

      TA-DA! And... they're gone.

  • @garbz1414
    @garbz1414 3 роки тому +5

    1:10 I love how sean giving 47 motivational pep talks in the mirror has been a thing since the 1st hitman episode on the channel. Some things never change

  • @Andy-rs4qf
    @Andy-rs4qf 3 роки тому +291

    Jack: picks up screwdriver
    The guy he’s going to *hit* : why do hear boss music?

    • @icyrainy4355
      @icyrainy4355 3 роки тому +4

      Correction:Why do i hear Giorno's theme.

    • @loafland2098
      @loafland2098 3 роки тому +4

      @@icyrainy4355 giornos theme played with drills

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

  • @NekohaSnak
    @NekohaSnak 3 роки тому +239

    "No witnesses!"
    *The entire building is now being imfiltracted and everyone knows*

  • @SimpleOn60fps
    @SimpleOn60fps 3 роки тому +489

    ???: Now then lets do this silently.
    Jack: You have an egg to the face, and you have a SWORD to the face!

    • @jeffquinz2118
      @jeffquinz2118 3 роки тому +15

      You get an egg! And you get an egg! And you get a sword! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PineNut91
      @PineNut91 3 роки тому

      His name is grey

    • @qovture
      @qovture 3 роки тому

      Bruh Grey is the most important guy in 47's backstory

    • @JackNick2000
      @JackNick2000 3 роки тому

      You are a saucy boi.
      What, you egg?
      [He stabs him]

  • @zoeysha
    @zoeysha 3 роки тому +8

    I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +4477

    This game makes me have terrible vertigo. Can't wait till this can be a VR game.

    • @lChristl
      @lChristl 3 роки тому +2

      @Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ 25 shut up

    • @leopardchoker5396
      @leopardchoker5396 3 роки тому +5

      Your everywhere

    • @rugbydudedc4216
      @rugbydudedc4216 3 роки тому +58

      It already is on PSVR

    • @Ectionic
      @Ectionic 3 роки тому +5

      @@leopardchoker5396 ikr I see every where I go. EVEN IN THE MUSIC I LISTEN TOO!!!!

    • @muppetman0665
      @muppetman0665 3 роки тому +33

      This game literally is a VR game though

  • @HalosPrime
    @HalosPrime 3 роки тому +297

    “I’m not only a Hitman, but a magician as well.” That would actually explain a lot.

  • @jtheconqueror121
    @jtheconqueror121 3 роки тому +717

    "This man has done more damage to the world than you can dream of."
    Jack: DEM TOES!

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 роки тому +12

      Ugh, and he looks like a dudebro. SUCH EVIL!

    • @eidolicpearl
      @eidolicpearl 3 роки тому +3

      bru the toes are what’s been doing damage

    • @C_D_Productions
      @C_D_Productions 2 роки тому

      @@eidolicpearl 💀💀

  • @haydenelse2502
    @haydenelse2502 3 роки тому +90

    Who's here after hearing the terrible news that Sean's dad has passed? I'm so sorry for him and everyone needs to leave him alone and wait for him to return when he wants

    • @I-Byte
      @I-Byte 3 роки тому +7

      I was wondering why he wasn't up loading i thought he was taking ankthee small break im so sorry for that has to be hard I hope he takes as much time as he needs

    • @blockbenji691
      @blockbenji691 3 роки тому +2

      He should take as long as he needs

    • @xxdarkkingxx7913
      @xxdarkkingxx7913 3 роки тому

      Probably everyone

    • @robloxiscancer3343
      @robloxiscancer3343 3 роки тому

      Exactly I don’t know why he’s acting like nothing happened

  • @brody2171
    @brody2171 3 роки тому +214

    2 minutes into gameplay
    Jack: “LOOK AT THISE REFLECTIONS BABY”

  • @rinqueen
    @rinqueen 3 роки тому +66

    “I’m not only a hit man, I’m a magician as well. Watch, I’m about to make people’s lives...disappear 😀✨”
    Some psychotic energy but I’m here for it

  • @Yetanotherfangirl_jf
    @Yetanotherfangirl_jf 3 роки тому +212

    "It's like when you sh*t your pants and it goes all over the floor, then you try to mop it up with a towel, but you're just spreading it around." -Jacksepticeye 2021

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 3 роки тому +4

      I haven’t reached the context for this yet but idk if I want to

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

    • @mikejameson7678
      @mikejameson7678 3 роки тому

      r/suspiciouslyspecific

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 3 роки тому

      That was...oddly specific. Jack, you got something you want to tell us?

  • @goooce
    @goooce 3 роки тому +10

    13:56 "DON'T EVEN THIN-" **sword in head**

  • @sgetten
    @sgetten 3 роки тому +518

    Jack is a Barracuda, he is attracted to shiny things and reflections.

  • @ryangoated74
    @ryangoated74 3 роки тому +187

    Hit man “it’s about hitting man”
    Ong I wish teachers can explain things as easy as you😭

    • @jordanisle6128
      @jordanisle6128 3 роки тому +4

      Bro me 2🤣

    • @sarahhughes3726
      @sarahhughes3726 3 роки тому +1

      UA-camRRRRR😃

    • @backendking210
      @backendking210 3 роки тому +2

      @@sarahhughes3726 ????

    • @beepbeep3463
      @beepbeep3463 3 роки тому +2

      Teachers: Hitman: a person who uses their left or right hand to deliver a blow with an increased amount of speed/pressure to a person of the male gender/sex

    • @Kilo_Maybe
      @Kilo_Maybe 3 роки тому +1

      Hopefully your teachers used to be indian youtubers

  • @brax0037
    @brax0037 3 роки тому +46

    "What's your name? Staff? Oh I'll remember you, Staff!" had me crying

  • @ddoge4999
    @ddoge4999 3 роки тому +12

    no one
    literally no one:
    jack when scaling a building: *looks at reflection*

  • @DerekIngoe
    @DerekIngoe 3 роки тому +95

    **Crime Noticed**
    Jack: "An excellent assassin"

  • @neeldas9043
    @neeldas9043 3 роки тому +701

    "Hitman is a game about hitting men"
    *Kills a woman first*

    • @Tavin.Groomes
      @Tavin.Groomes 3 роки тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @nat_the_gnat
      @nat_the_gnat 3 роки тому +9

      No he knocked her unconscious.

    • @antiStrikerS
      @antiStrikerS 3 роки тому +30

      No, he merely just made her close her eyes and never open them, as well as made her heart stop beating and knocked her out to the verge of sleeping and i know this is all nonsense but ye

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 3 роки тому +7

      Well he didn't hit her

    • @alexandergapour1253
      @alexandergapour1253 3 роки тому +14

      Equality

  • @homina1632
    @homina1632 3 роки тому +104

    "You've done your part, now leave it to the pros."
    *Dies immediately*

    • @bman0
      @bman0 3 роки тому +3

      No witnesses

  • @tetrilys
    @tetrilys 3 роки тому +1

    Although I've seen this video before, I felt compelled to revisit it today. The winter blues had a real tough hold on me, and I mean REAL tough, and it's finally starting to ebb off some, but even so I had a tough day today. Lots of anxiety and all that fun jazz. Two minutes into this video, and I'm already starting to feel myself relax. Thanks for keeping us company through your videos Sean, it means more than you know.

  • @skeet7866
    @skeet7866 3 роки тому +183

    Hitman Series: *Is about stealth*
    Jack: *Nobody can know, if there's nobody left to know!*
    Hitman Serires: *No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game!*

    • @natemckenna.
      @natemckenna. 3 роки тому

      Someone already commented this buddy

    • @egdaobregon5816
      @egdaobregon5816 3 роки тому +17

      @@natemckenna. I am so so sorry that one single human being didnt take his fourty eight hours of free time to scroll through an ocean of ten thousand comments just to see if his idea was remotely similar to the one of someone else

    • @cornfield3034
      @cornfield3034 3 роки тому +1

      Rtgame tweeting at ioi: I beg to differ

  • @Kumquat721
    @Kumquat721 3 роки тому +290

    Guard: Leave it to the pros-
    Instantly gets a knife in the neck

    • @Just_Ben_YT
      @Just_Ben_YT 3 роки тому +2

      Spy round here

    • @meatperson
      @meatperson 3 роки тому +1

      @@Just_Ben_YT That engineer's a spy!

    • @Just_Ben_YT
      @Just_Ben_YT 3 роки тому +2

      @@meatperson heavy is spy!

    • @meatperson
      @meatperson 3 роки тому +1

      @@Just_Ben_YT That medic is a spy

    • @Just_Ben_YT
      @Just_Ben_YT 3 роки тому +2

      @@meatperson the engineer, is a spy

  • @Elden_Man
    @Elden_Man 3 роки тому +243

    Jack: kills people with scissors
    My brain: Genocide Jack

    • @ChickChuck
      @ChickChuck 3 роки тому +16

      Very Epic Danganronpa reference 😎👍

    • @meap200
      @meap200 3 роки тому +4

      Yes, just yes

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 роки тому +6

      All thats left is to sneeze

    • @facade11663
      @facade11663 3 роки тому +3

      Quick someone call Bakuya

    • @1nkwels
      @1nkwels 3 роки тому +1

      I agree 😩

  • @StrangeSeat
    @StrangeSeat 3 роки тому +5

    8:28 the way that locker door slammed shut 😆

  • @CreepDestroyer
    @CreepDestroyer 3 роки тому +282

    2019 Jack: *Hires hitman to kill people he hates*
    2021 Jack: *Becomes the hitman*

    • @Numfussle
      @Numfussle 3 роки тому +14

      my hitman fingers are tingling

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 3 роки тому +2

      Illdoitmyself.gif

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 роки тому +706

    Bystander: “someone is punching people left and right!”
    Jack: “PUNCHING PEOPLE?!”

  • @lancemadrazo
    @lancemadrazo 3 роки тому +63

    "Ew, Ew, disgusting why u guys standing there like that freely?!" is the most weird thing to say when people are about to die.

  • @robbiebrownvox
    @robbiebrownvox 3 роки тому +8

    9:35 for one of the best Jack quotes yet

  • @Toadycool
    @Toadycool 3 роки тому +114

    When a youtuber is actually having fun and you can tell, that's when it's entertaining

  • @kircoceanaki3254
    @kircoceanaki3254 3 роки тому +282

    Jack: oh this music is really nice
    Game: mmmm nah fam. *disconnects*

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +5

      I just hearing that meme "Nope"

  • @alhassanqadry
    @alhassanqadry 3 роки тому +68

    Jack: "I must Hit... MEN!"
    Anakin: No, not just the men. But the women and the children too!

  • @kaiya4972
    @kaiya4972 3 роки тому +14

    I was cleaning my room and when he went “ewww ewwww disgusting” I turned around looked at my computer and yelled leave me alone I know I’m gross then realized what was going on

  • @RainEDJ
    @RainEDJ 3 роки тому +89

    It’s like golf. Getting a low score is actually what you’re supposed to do.

  • @SUCHMISH
    @SUCHMISH 3 роки тому +312

    A professional Hitman: Kill the targets... Be discreet...
    Jack: KILL EVERYONE, LEAVE NO WITNESSES!!! DO IT WHILE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!!!
    Edit: Where'd all these likes come from??

  • @wrecktv0
    @wrecktv0 3 роки тому +91

    Jack has hired so many hitmen in bitlife and now he himself has became a hitman

  • @Ember_The_Bee
    @Ember_The_Bee 2 роки тому +5

    5:56
    security guy: looking good!
    jack: Thanks! You too!
    i love this-

  • @hannahbierlein
    @hannahbierlein 3 роки тому +184

    jack: “damn this looks cool!!”
    me: “oh no it’s spider-man all over again”

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 3 роки тому +11

      R E F L E C T I O N S

    • @justfate5912
      @justfate5912 3 роки тому +8

      RAY TRACING BABY

    • @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486
      @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486 3 роки тому +2

      No ray tracing though

    • @scottkendrix6231
      @scottkendrix6231 3 роки тому

      I half expected him to comment or ask about Peter Parker retiring from being Spiderman to become Agent 47.

  • @Xghost1682
    @Xghost1682 3 роки тому +197

    Its funny when Jack makes a straight face at the “disconnected” menu, and then he’s energetic again🤣. 3:45

  • @vloggingwithchen5000
    @vloggingwithchen5000 3 роки тому +65

    Kills 47 people with 3 KO people
    “I’m SO stealthy”

  • @malichicimpher4412
    @malichicimpher4412 3 роки тому +6

    4:44
    "ew ew ew, why are you guys standing there freely......you know below you is death right?" LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 3 роки тому +214

    Sean: "I've been doing much more than punching people!"
    Ironically, that's the one thing he hasn't done.

    • @Kyx368
      @Kyx368 3 роки тому +1

      How many subs can I gain from this comment?
      Current :4,996 awesome people!😂
      You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!??

    • @yeetyourselfofafuckingclif7122
      @yeetyourselfofafuckingclif7122 3 роки тому

      @@Kyx368 just stop

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 3 роки тому +80

    “Oooh! A knife!”
    Antisepticeye has entered the chat.

  • @nooloophoeni8119
    @nooloophoeni8119 3 роки тому +111

    Jack after murdering dozens of people with knives, swords, and hammers “like taking candy from a baby”

  • @Star_bugzZz
    @Star_bugzZz 3 роки тому +3

    My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌