DAYLIGHT ROBBERY | Sneak Thief #1

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  • @damonirvine8910
    @damonirvine8910 8 років тому +680

    Breaks into someone's house, says he needs a self defense weapon.

    • @mirhaque9857
      @mirhaque9857 8 років тому +13

      Lmao Jacksepticeye quote 2016! :D XD

    • @extal6896
      @extal6896 8 років тому +4

      +Mir Haque Xd :D :P ROFL LOL LMAO

    • @jonahsodergren8682
      @jonahsodergren8682 8 років тому +7

      Oh geez he is a dork isn't he?

    • @isuck1759
      @isuck1759 2 роки тому +5

      @@mirhaque9857 hello people in 2016

    • @isuck1759
      @isuck1759 2 роки тому +5

      @@extal6896 hello people in 2016

  • @ktownperp
    @ktownperp 5 років тому +1690

    Jack: There’s no trace that I was ever here...
    Also jack: *steals tv*

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +40

      *Whoosh*
      "WHERE DID I EVEN PUT THAT TV?!" -- 2016 Jack

    • @randomhuman5714
      @randomhuman5714 5 років тому +17

      he must have the pockets of Link from Legend of Zelda to fit that TV in his pants

    • @avanboy5426
      @avanboy5426 4 роки тому +7

      and everything that was gold ever existed

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 4 роки тому +2

      But if it’s not there now, was it ever really there?

    • @Mimzrz
      @Mimzrz 3 роки тому

      big funny such cool

  • @TanyaSapienVintage
    @TanyaSapienVintage 8 років тому +1503

    "you need to collect at least $500,000"
    >Collects 1.3 million
    "I wonder if I have enough yet."

    • @vsernqme
      @vsernqme 8 років тому +8

      Lmao I just noticed that. 😂

    • @panzerkampfbigboy6319
      @panzerkampfbigboy6319 8 років тому +16

      +Potato Queen You were in Markiplier's video 'Try,Die,Repeat'. The one who said about your mom smashing your forehead or something into the keyboard that was funny af xD

    • @vsernqme
      @vsernqme 8 років тому +12

      +Maus Tanker +Maus Tanker IM FAMOUS!!!! And thanks. 😂 That comment is very unoriginal so I decided to add something to it. I usually don't post comments like that but I just thought about it and posted it. I didn't think anyone made that joke before.

    • @sashoandonovski3512
      @sashoandonovski3512 8 років тому +3

      Tanya Sapien oooooooooooő shit

    • @allancuthbertson1299
      @allancuthbertson1299 8 років тому +8

      the boss

  • @fawnfever418
    @fawnfever418 6 років тому +1009

    **runs into bank with gun**
    “THIS IS A STICK UP!!”
    **immediately gets shot** 😂😂

  • @yodumb5864
    @yodumb5864 6 років тому +439

    5:32 Jack: "nobody will ever know i was here"
    2 seconds later the realisation kicks in
    Jack:'OH CRAP SOMEONE'S HOME!'

  • @DrumlineKid
    @DrumlineKid 8 років тому +198

    Im going to be completely honest in this. I used to watch jack when he had around 2 mil subs and i watched him for the longest time until i started to watch other people (dont watch him anymore.) Well i came back today to see how hes doing and i would like to say something. It honestly seems like to me that jack is the nicest and most sincere person on this entire website. Even though i dont watch him if i could see one youtuber in public it would probs be him. Hes a huge inspiration in the fact that he came this far in his career and still continued to be the nicest, coolest, and most sincere guy i have ever seen. Amazing work and lots of respect to him for that. I remember when i would come home sometimes after maybe having a bad day at school looking forward to his videos. When i watched his videos i felt like i was in the room with him, talking to him. Thanks jack. Eternal respect and love to you even though your probably wont see this.

  • @josephgobble3393
    @josephgobble3393 8 років тому +263

    The fact that when I yelled he stopped made my day.

    • @toph0333
      @toph0333 8 років тому +6

      SAME THING FOR ME I FELT LIKE WE WERE TALKING! I was happy :D.

    • @j0hnyp0pr0cket6
      @j0hnyp0pr0cket6 8 років тому +2

      ME TOO! I FEEL LIKE I CAN CRUSH A MOUNTAIN!

    • @bluelunakitty5775
      @bluelunakitty5775 8 років тому +1

      HOLY SHIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAAH

    • @LexiLite02
      @LexiLite02 8 років тому +1

      FRIKIN SAMMMEEEE LIKE HOLY COW

    • @henrygurich9306
      @henrygurich9306 8 років тому +1

      Same here

  • @brockbucher6377
    @brockbucher6377 5 років тому +689

    “I need something for self defense!”
    Jack, you robbed them

    • @roananolson5295
      @roananolson5295 5 років тому +6

      No shit

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +7

      @@roananolson5295 *Sherlock*

    • @gaff00123
      @gaff00123 4 роки тому +2

      Here no shit Sherlock

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 роки тому +3

      Roanan Olson
      There is this thing on earth don’t get too excited but it was a JOKE DUMBASS

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 роки тому +1

      Voiduss no shit Sherlock

  • @BTheEPIC
    @BTheEPIC 6 років тому +646

    Jacksepticeye: "I don't think I have enough money."
    Me: "YOU HAVE 1 MILLLION DOLLLARS!!!"

  • @nikka9484
    @nikka9484 5 років тому +129

    jack : *leave no trace i was here*
    also jack : **steals a whole flat screen tv**

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 роки тому +2

      nikka stolen comment

    • @dawg4857
      @dawg4857 4 роки тому +1

      @@voiduss7563 stfu

    • @spring1242
      @spring1242 4 роки тому

      Voiduss stfu

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 роки тому +1

      @Nikka
      Jokes are meant to be shared, also, they have different wording. If anything, Every comment with a word the Seán has said could be considered “Stolen”

  • @MAX-ky3ik
    @MAX-ky3ik 4 роки тому +152

    Jack: *sets of tiny alarm*
    Guy: *”So you have chosen death”*

    • @Tairafan
      @Tairafan 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome to America

  • @Ihrtshntii
    @Ihrtshntii 5 років тому +365

    Jack: "quick, hide in the tub and think about life choices!"
    Me: "what? Okay." 😂

  • @SW-fb1wh
    @SW-fb1wh 4 роки тому +125

    Jack: "No one will ever know I was hear."
    *Owner, unlocks the door*

  • @downtownjbl
    @downtownjbl 3 роки тому +34

    This was my favourite series of Jack's. I remember being so excited for the next Sneak Thief video as the series was going on nearly 5 videos. Re-watching them all for nostalgia.

  • @iNeon-03
    @iNeon-03 5 років тому +66

    Jack: Man, this is a very nice house
    Also Jack: he doesn’t even have $50,000 worth of items

  • @josh_joestar
    @josh_joestar 8 років тому +260

    "Do you like my car?" "I'm gonna wait for the bus." Nope. Nothing strange here.

  • @doragonsoruja
    @doragonsoruja 8 років тому +270

    Is it me or does anyone else get a horror game feel when he was hiding from the house owner?

  • @etiennecharbonneau3592
    @etiennecharbonneau3592 8 років тому +123

    Oh my god, I already can't wait for an animated video of Jack playing this game XD

    • @miguellopez1543
      @miguellopez1543 8 років тому +1

      hi. go to

    • @caelenjenks
      @caelenjenks 8 років тому +1

      its going to be amazing

    • @lndrnmomof3
      @lndrnmomof3 8 років тому

      No I like you more then pews

    • @xkalekpx
      @xkalekpx 8 років тому

      Holy fuck yes...PIXLPIT GET TO IT!!!

    • @marshallliu9894
      @marshallliu9894 8 років тому +1

      it would be awesome for Jack to make an animations for this!

  • @Latinkila0421
    @Latinkila0421 7 місяців тому +8

    Seven years ago when the sneak thief series started I was 9 years old and when I come home from school I would get a sandwich and apple juice and chips and just watch these videos non stop on my moms computer. Now I pretty much do the same with my own laptop

  • @saikiscoffeejelly1141
    @saikiscoffeejelly1141 8 років тому +98

    OMFG I DIED WHEN I YELLED DOGS AND HE STOPPED AND SAID "dogs? Okay." WTF JACK OMFG MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST RN

  • @aramomafia
    @aramomafia 5 років тому +51

    “You Have To Open it was with a door thingy”
    - Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @SiggokART
    @SiggokART 8 років тому +160

    Im waiting for the day this is animated

    • @mirhaque9857
      @mirhaque9857 8 років тому

      same

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 8 років тому +3

      I'm on it but it will take a long while because of school.

    • @Chluffles
      @Chluffles 8 років тому +2

      I've animated 20 seconds so far XD but I'm planning to do a full one :) before school starts

    • @dexterado3344
      @dexterado3344 8 років тому +1

      YASS

    • @chanman1764
      @chanman1764 8 років тому

      Yes

  • @King_of_Gotham
    @King_of_Gotham 5 років тому +16

    "I'm taking this for safe keeping...Idiots" 😂
    When Jack was tempted by the shotgun I felt that on a sprititual level

  • @johnnygat1956
    @johnnygat1956 4 роки тому +43

    “This is a stickup”
    Cop: ima do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @elizabethbailey4914
      @elizabethbailey4914 3 роки тому

      Saw the comment right after I watched that part, it made it even better lmao

  • @linneaskoglund9769
    @linneaskoglund9769 8 років тому +107

    who likes jacks videos before even watching it coz you know it is going to be awsome and you are going to have the best time coz you are on jacksepticeyes channel and he is the best youtuber ever and you always scream his intro and outro with him and you accually feel like a part of the video and wish to be in it and dream about it and then waking up and feeling really sad coz it was only a dream and realize that you are obsessed and have a problem?
    I DOOO!!

  • @keganferdinand4121
    @keganferdinand4121 8 років тому +553

    4:57 "leave no trace that I was here" *steals huge TV*

  • @sirwyattt
    @sirwyattt Рік тому +6

    This series is one of my favorites, as short and obscure as it is.

  • @N8tvWildcat
    @N8tvWildcat 8 років тому +911

    "Get in the bath and think about life descisions!" -Jacksepticeye, 2016
    I ACTUALLY do that by the way, except I prefer showers.
    Anybody else?

  • @ordinary1924
    @ordinary1924 7 років тому +226

    Jack "This Is A Stickup"
    Gets Shot Instantly....

    • @vickeymckinney6735
      @vickeymckinney6735 7 років тому

      Ordinary lkk

    • @sinileksophi3174
      @sinileksophi3174 7 років тому

      Ordinaryu753

    • @sophiavictoria4017
      @sophiavictoria4017 6 років тому

      Ordinary ike

    • @adasalazar1436
      @adasalazar1436 6 років тому

      ary 7wu
      Sksk2spp the best of the most part of my favorite part of a sudden death of passengers and I will have the right to your 2nd. the first 8 the best way

  • @lotusoftheyear9502
    @lotusoftheyear9502 6 років тому +162

    Jack: “THIS IS A STICK UP!”
    Cop: Pulls shotgun “OH HELL NAW”

  • @themoe1405
    @themoe1405 6 років тому +18

    10:05 "THIS IS A STICKUP" *gets killed immediately *

  • @melozanob
    @melozanob 8 років тому +40

    am i the only one who gets extremely anxious with this and the very organised thief games? i still watch tho because of jack but I FEEL SO ANXIOUS

    • @algamation5101
      @algamation5101 8 років тому +2

      You're not alone.

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 7 років тому

      Melissa Lozano dang home onwer nearly gave me a heart attack.

  • @JaysBlue
    @JaysBlue 8 років тому +276

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    He Neverlands
    I like this joke because it never gets old!

  • @yonkhjonk9164
    @yonkhjonk9164 8 років тому +55

    "Okay okay ssshhhhh GOOD GOD THIS IS A NICE HOUSE!"jacksepticeye 2016

    • @yonkhjonk9164
      @yonkhjonk9164 8 років тому +1

      I'm not wrong and you know that

    • @captainmega6310
      @captainmega6310 8 років тому

      +Starlight the Goddess of Beaty I hate admit things, but.........yes

  • @kar6635
    @kar6635 4 роки тому +21

    Jack: kills someone *instantly laughs*
    Me: laughs along but still kinda concerned

  • @blooperss
    @blooperss 6 років тому +214

    Jack be like, “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, cops like you... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G
    I N H E L L . . .

    • @karlosgarcia9687
      @karlosgarcia9687 6 років тому +5

      U like undertale

    • @frankherrera326
      @frankherrera326 6 років тому +2

      blooperss next time make a pun or said it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on day like these thief like u S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N u know where.

    • @Cryober
      @Cryober 6 років тому +1

      blooperss stop using sans jokes so u can go ahead and try to get likes, stupid moran

    • @ryazortheeyezor1548
      @ryazortheeyezor1548 6 років тому +3

      Wow a joke for a dead game.

    • @rinrin.595
      @rinrin.595 6 років тому +3

      {Input Megalovania here}

  • @sur-surprised6072
    @sur-surprised6072 8 років тому +33

    I didn't know lil potato man had siblings! I hope they get over the death of their brother soon... R.I.P lil potato man

  • @Android18luvsMC
    @Android18luvsMC 8 років тому +220

    "Birds are chirping!"
    Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.... OH, wrong game. Sorry.
    *leaves

  • @m.leniecruz7526
    @m.leniecruz7526 5 років тому +59

    Jack:You like my whip?
    Cop:Yeah dude
    Jack:Ok imma seat right here and wait for the bus
    Cop:You just said you have a car/whip

  • @k-popfanatic9367
    @k-popfanatic9367 8 років тому +155

    If I had one person to rob a bank with I would pick jack

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 7 років тому +14

      Danielle Ladouceur You would get arrested. Jack is waaaayyy too loud to be a thief. XD

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 7 років тому +9

      Danielle Ladouceur BUT, don't get me wrong, so would I! LOL

    • @noelgardner469
      @noelgardner469 7 років тому +1

      Random Account he'd be the alarm

    • @mariavalenzuela9313
      @mariavalenzuela9313 7 років тому

      Random Account But he's fucking loud

    • @ethandelledonne
      @ethandelledonne 7 років тому

      Hi

  • @dudeboykaid
    @dudeboykaid 8 років тому +7

    This is actually incredibly stressful. I'm feeling more scared for when Jack gets caught in this than in a horror game! What is this?!

  • @halliefarrell8551
    @halliefarrell8551 8 років тому +1149

    hey Sean I met you again today in town while in starbucks and I told you I watched your full video of your happy wheels vid and you we're just like "I hope you didn't go deaf " 😂😂😂😂 I love you so much 😂😂😂😂

    • @rileydln
      @rileydln 8 років тому +64

      goals 💚

    • @halliefarrell8551
      @halliefarrell8551 8 років тому +7

      Ahahaha yeh

    • @chailatte8874
      @chailatte8874 8 років тому +19

      omg you are so lucky !!!!!

    • @halliefarrell8551
      @halliefarrell8551 8 років тому +7

      ***** yeh

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 8 років тому +14

      Holy shit you are the luckiest person ever! Look at your profile picture too, nice.

  • @turtlejuice1013
    @turtlejuice1013 4 роки тому +12

    Jack: shout out what ever one sounds right
    Me: *shouts in the middle of the night

  • @StellaBellar
    @StellaBellar 8 років тому +294

    "White Words".... "That's racist." xD Im fucking dying lol

  • @squasxzoqsp
    @squasxzoqsp 8 років тому +876

    If you took your time to read this...
    Your amazing And I hope you have a great day

  • @norabarrow2395
    @norabarrow2395 8 років тому +16

    Who else thinks that Jack would be bad at robbing a house? He would be cursing in the room next to you. The joys of being Irish! I understand your pain.. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 років тому +3

      He'd be waaaay too loud XD "WELL HOW ABOUT I JUST STICK THIS FOOKIN TV UP ME ASS AND THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO CARRY IT?!"

    • @norabarrow2395
      @norabarrow2395 8 років тому

      +m;styshadow I'm saying! That's what I would be doing. The Irish just gets to you and then BOOM! You're screwed laying on the ground with holes in you. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 років тому

      Nora Barrow
      XD The curse of the Irish

    • @norabarrow2395
      @norabarrow2395 8 років тому

      +m;styshadow It hits us like a bomb dude. Sometimes I can't control my cursing, and my friends laugh so much when I curse, because I come up with the most weird words every. 😂😂

    • @generalkenobi8591
      @generalkenobi8591 8 років тому

      Nora Barrow
      XDD #supporttheswearingIrish

  • @aquaphoenix-mt2iv
    @aquaphoenix-mt2iv 5 років тому +9

    *closes every door* "nobody will ever know i was here"
    Yes, nobody will notice all the missing TVs, bank documents, tablets, paintings and golden statues

  • @spicy_cheerio5819
    @spicy_cheerio5819 6 років тому +711

    One like = One prayer for Jack and his hospital bill

  • @josephikrackowski9715
    @josephikrackowski9715 7 років тому +99

    The pass word is BA_k jacks reaction is "That means it is.......band!!!" We love you jack!!!

  • @GeeseAreDeadly
    @GeeseAreDeadly 8 років тому +22

    JACK IN THE BANK LEVEL REMEMBER WHERE THE SHOTGUN IS? Move the boxes and you will find EXPLOSIVES AND BLOW THE VAULT OPEN

  • @rickey_rat
    @rickey_rat Рік тому +3

    7 years after and this is still gold

  • @dadd6667
    @dadd6667 8 років тому +190

    "Son of a dick fart!" ~Jacksepticeye 2016

  • @wassuphomeboy6643
    @wassuphomeboy6643 8 років тому +182

    hey Jack did you know a guy in Colorado got arrested for robbery but was confused because he thought you couldn't be arrested for robbery during the day

  • @yumyumtmlostao2775
    @yumyumtmlostao2775 8 років тому +101

    I said dogs and as soon as I said it he said "Dogs?" "Okay" that was the creepiest thing EVER!!!!

  • @joshfoley81
    @joshfoley81 5 років тому +57

    Jack: WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD KILL PEOPLE!
    His neighbors: Call 199

    • @coffelllo
      @coffelllo 5 років тому +2

      911

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid 5 років тому +3

      Haileys life I think that was on purpose. You smart ass.

    • @stephenbennett8831
      @stephenbennett8831 5 років тому +9

      No the emergency number in Britain and Ireland is 199

    • @stephenbennett8831
      @stephenbennett8831 5 років тому +3

      @@MikeyMc4812 ok my mistake

    • @zx_trippz235
      @zx_trippz235 5 років тому +2

      @@stephenbennett8831 did this man just say in Britain and Ireland?

  • @abbyworkman-ertz6155
    @abbyworkman-ertz6155 8 років тому +40

    Jack: when does the 5 come?
    Me: it comes at 5.

    • @CrimsonCrowess
      @CrimsonCrowess 8 років тому +8

      probably referring to the bus NUMBER, not when it stops. -__-

    • @kathrynmft
      @kathrynmft 7 років тому

      yeah he meant the number five bus

  • @gothmommymellowdy
    @gothmommymellowdy 8 років тому +63

    all that gold and they only have party pizzas in the fridge lol

    • @nibba9197
      @nibba9197 8 років тому +6

      Ikr

    • @fang8459
      @fang8459 8 років тому +4

      ikr they could just order some pizza... stupid people xD 😂😂

  • @JesusLopez-zg2jf
    @JesusLopez-zg2jf 6 років тому +37

    I love how he said this a stick up >:) but then dead :O

  • @jensonmcvitty3443
    @jensonmcvitty3443 5 років тому +17

    i loved the bit when jack set off the first house alarm and they guy arrived home and just shot him on the spot xD

    • @shadeindustries2008
      @shadeindustries2008 4 роки тому +1

      ikr how did he know it wasnt just a concerned neighbor coming to check because he heard the alarm go off

    • @Lukewarm_Sushi
      @Lukewarm_Sushi 4 роки тому

      Welcome to the states where the police has been defunded

  • @cozzi.1711
    @cozzi.1711 7 років тому +6

    I WAS DYING BECAUSE JACK SCREAMED "THIS IS A STICKUP!!" HE LOOKS TO HE'S LEFT, BAM!!! SHOT IN THE CHEST AT 10:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋

  • @theleafschannel3340
    @theleafschannel3340 8 років тому +79

    "Son of a dick fart" - Jacksepticeye ------ 2016

    • @agpemasadauti547
      @agpemasadauti547 8 років тому +24

      Yes youre right just copy a topcomment and hope for likes

    • @PlanetTelex00
      @PlanetTelex00 8 років тому +5

      Dude, I legit yelled at my screen right as he said dogs. I was really surprised, I only said that because I like dogs. Illuminati confirmed

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 2 роки тому

      I laughed and snot came out 💀

  • @dvrkfae
    @dvrkfae 8 років тому +62

    I can listen to Jack talk all day. That's not even a joke, I mean, I love hearing people with accents talk. It's just entertaining for me for some reason. I can't be the only one who's like this. The rest of my family can't stand people with accents, but I absolutely love them.

    • @Lily-rg1wr
      @Lily-rg1wr 8 років тому

      Maybe me too... 😉

    • @finnchapman5435
      @finnchapman5435 8 років тому

      I love hearing american accents for whatever reason

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 8 років тому

      I do as well! In fact, I love languages, and I could just listen to Japanese for hours, not understand a thing, and enjoy it.

    • @dosuchiha9994
      @dosuchiha9994 8 років тому +1

      I'm Irish I don't have that strong of an accent

    • @trainableknave9458
      @trainableknave9458 8 років тому

      Me too, makes me wish I was raised somewhere else to have such a cool accent

  • @kriticalkayd
    @kriticalkayd 5 років тому +12

    Jack: You can't open it with you-r-r Hands. You have to open it up with a-a Door ting..
    Me: ... Your not wrong.

  • @sawyerenchura9238
    @sawyerenchura9238 8 років тому +241

    Jack: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are chirping,
    Me: Flowers are blooming.

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 8 років тому +301

    Wow he got shot just for standing on that guys lawn. The game must take place in America.

    • @Juelicks
      @Juelicks 8 років тому +6

      Best comment ever! LOL Btw I am American so I'm joking, but don't bother trying to get freedom in America if your black...

    • @RIPfiNalClouD-
      @RIPfiNalClouD- 7 років тому +2

      MegaNightmare4 Tresspassing. 😊

    • @xxkorinoyukixx6827
      @xxkorinoyukixx6827 7 років тому +1

      MegaNightmare4 ikr

    • @infamousbee1215
      @infamousbee1215 7 років тому +5

      Screw you im Irish 🍀

    • @drava9
      @drava9 7 років тому +3

      Mario89778 Offensive!!! to Jack!! I live in america and YOUR SAYING AMERICAS DUMB AND THAT MAKES DUMB TOO!!

  • @Southrner
    @Southrner 4 роки тому +29

    Sean teasing him about his beard, doesn't even realize he has the same beard...

    • @Southrner
      @Southrner 3 роки тому +1

      @@xxlemonkiaxx610 You're going to complain about punctuation, and not put a period at the end of your sentence? If you're going to be a grammar nazi, be better at grammar.

    • @psycho1k548
      @psycho1k548 3 роки тому +1

      @@xxlemonkiaxx610 since everything has to be perfect around you it's actually seān

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 роки тому +1

      First I don’t even remeber posting this, second, I was actually locked out of my account at the time so I didn’t even write that, third, I don’t give a fuck about your opinion cause u will never meet you. Your just some ignorant pest trying to bully people, and don’t use the word nazi so carelessly. The Holocaust was a bad thing. Oh and, I spent some time of my day doing this, yet I will litterally forget you exist in 2 seconds, so i don’t know why I went to the time of writhing this

  • @exterminator5667
    @exterminator5667 5 років тому +8

    Jack: “This is a stickup!”
    *DEAD*😂

  • @mrkarpaa3520
    @mrkarpaa3520 8 років тому +102

    13:07 son of a dickfart XD !!

  • @roxy2836
    @roxy2836 8 років тому +27

    it was so funny when he told us to scream out the password he should type in and I said "DOGS!" And he was like "Dogs? okay" I was so shocked and I was laughing..😊😂🐶

    • @roxy2836
      @roxy2836 8 років тому

      but then he said I was Fucking wrong..😂😳

    • @trashyalphys
      @trashyalphys 8 років тому

      I did the same and I got really shocked when he actually stopped when I said to. XD

    • @tibber9028
      @tibber9028 8 років тому

      I know I was actually surprised because I never do stuff like that XD

    • @sweggyspoder
      @sweggyspoder 8 років тому

      SAME!!!

    • @joandarling3540
      @joandarling3540 8 років тому

      I didn't say anything at dogs XD I was like "wait no go on ,Jack! Dogs can't be right"

  • @BreloomsGarden
    @BreloomsGarden 8 років тому +710

    I dunno about you guys but I want to see more Slime Rancher since it's been updated a bunch!

    • @SpaceBadjur
      @SpaceBadjur 8 років тому

      Same

    • @AlyssaWoodworth
      @AlyssaWoodworth 8 років тому +1

      omg I do I am addicted to it. lets see it more

    • @Misclipss
      @Misclipss 8 років тому

      yea we need some of that good stuff... since he uploads boring games now in my opinion

    • @MathisGerick
      @MathisGerick 8 років тому

      yes i loved that game

    • @MathisGerick
      @MathisGerick 8 років тому

      please Jack

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 4 роки тому +1

    9:58
    Jack: Um, excuse me...
    (Alarm goes off)
    10:00
    Jack: This is a stick up!!!
    (Jack gets shot)

  • @xiomaranoguera951
    @xiomaranoguera951 5 років тому +39

    Jack: this is a stick up
    gets shot in the head

  • @cmpunk1441
    @cmpunk1441 6 років тому +543

    Who else watches this in saturday at dark eating chips

    • @lunarthicclipse8219
      @lunarthicclipse8219 6 років тому +9

      DR RICHTOFEN WHAT U DOING HERE THOUGHT U WERE IN PURGEATORY

    • @cmpunk1441
      @cmpunk1441 6 років тому +5

      @@lunarthicclipse8219 well that's just myths I'm alive

    • @mariayoung1057
      @mariayoung1057 6 років тому +17

      Is it weird that I am legitimately eating chips on a Saturday night

    • @azuredragon5238
      @azuredragon5238 6 років тому +4

      How did you know!?!??not kidding....

    • @okgreatprod
      @okgreatprod 6 років тому +2

      100%me

  • @jahdoublesweet9257
    @jahdoublesweet9257 4 роки тому +3

    16:15 stuck , jack you got $1,182,970, you should be able to go
    Jack: I was stuck in a wall
    Me: oh my bad , i thought you ran out of money to steal

  • @jacobtharp5080
    @jacobtharp5080 5 років тому +19

    Go to 10:44 jack flips the coffee cup Savage level over 9000😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @jacobtharp5080
      @jacobtharp5080 5 років тому +1

      Thanks whoever liked this

    • @penguin6131
      @penguin6131 4 роки тому

      @@jacobtharp5080 dude, you ruined it when you thanked someone for a like, that is just pathetic, thanking someone for likes, to me, is the exact same thing as BEGGING for likes, and it is pure pathetic

    • @colinwade9669
      @colinwade9669 4 роки тому

      Jeez its just apreciation

  • @Kiwi_N
    @Kiwi_N 5 років тому +21

    Jack before: eh cool game...
    Jack when he realizes when you can kill people: OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME!

    • @AT-cm3vr
      @AT-cm3vr 4 роки тому

      It is fun I’m a psycho path hahaahahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Oryptex
    @Oryptex 8 років тому +37

    Haha 4:33 When someone broke into our house they took $50, a 90s computer, and all of our pizza XD

  • @benfaulkner1221
    @benfaulkner1221 8 років тому +5

    This channel has grown so fast I'm glad to see such a great community.

    • @benfaulkner1221
      @benfaulkner1221 8 років тому +2

      Jacksepticeye is by far one of my fravourite youtubers of all time and I wish him all the best for 1,000,000,000 subs.👍Keep up the great work.

  • @KhaosSyndrome
    @KhaosSyndrome 3 місяці тому +2

    I cant believe this was 8 years ago, i feel so old

  • @peterzimmers4289
    @peterzimmers4289 8 років тому +64

    I screamed LIES at the password screen now my family thinks I'm insane

    • @sebastianrolhas6582
      @sebastianrolhas6582 8 років тому +1

      Does anyone know if this games costs or is it just free

    • @IvyMidrVega
      @IvyMidrVega 8 років тому

      Just looked it up; it's 9.99$ on Steam

    • @maincommenter5310
      @maincommenter5310 8 років тому

      +Red Virus check the description it has a link for it

    • @Linkus368
      @Linkus368 8 років тому

      But you are insane so it's not that wierd

    • @LittleUni
      @LittleUni 8 років тому

      It costs ten dollars. Read the description next time.

  • @Dalek9014
    @Dalek9014 8 років тому +9

    "Why would he think anyone is here? I closed the door." Of course he wouldn't notice the missing TV

    • @beaniesketch
      @beaniesketch 8 років тому +5

      And the missing EVERYTHING

    • @alliemaes7161
      @alliemaes7161 8 років тому +5

      And the random fucking car parked in front of his house...

    • @flowerbruh
      @flowerbruh 8 років тому +1

      And all the entrances unlocked. Yea. Not noticeable at all, Jack.

  • @matthewhurst9408
    @matthewhurst9408 8 років тому +38

    13:31 So potato man from Papers, please just said fuck it imma be a cop instead of a drug dealer.

  • @FreeTyreek
    @FreeTyreek 2 роки тому +3

    So much nostalgia from this video, man I miss these days.

    • @RoseHannie
      @RoseHannie 2 роки тому +1

      Omg same brooo... 🥺😔😭

  • @fdlx5167
    @fdlx5167 8 років тому +97

    "you have a lot of gold shit on your housh"

  • @superdiglett6523
    @superdiglett6523 4 роки тому +62

    Jack: how did he know I close the door
    The owner of the house: where is my TV and why is my door unlocked

  • @Zkeleton969
    @Zkeleton969 8 років тому +9

    Honestly, that "take X money before you leave" mechanic is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. "Oh, I have the entire navy on my tail and a guaranteed getaway. Better go back and collect another 20,000 dollars!"

  • @ajayghale1319
    @ajayghale1319 8 років тому +15

    I love how you had twice the ammount of money you needed.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 років тому +26

      +Ajay Ghale I make sure!! Haha

    • @BodyFitness-sy3zn
      @BodyFitness-sy3zn 8 років тому

      jack are when are you going to play turmoil plz answer me love your vids

    • @owendougan7587
      @owendougan7587 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeye only youtuber that has a good comment section

    • @BodyFitness-sy3zn
      @BodyFitness-sy3zn 8 років тому

      jack if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have such a happy life you are my cure for my cancer

    • @__SiD__
      @__SiD__ 8 років тому

      +jacksepticeye ._. unbelievable..
      you respond... :D bro i wish that day come.

  • @MattMcCane-m1i
    @MattMcCane-m1i Рік тому +2

    6 years later and this is still amazing

  • @kimbonzky
    @kimbonzky 8 років тому +49

    This has to be animated

    • @pepijnrozer3084
      @pepijnrozer3084 8 років тому

      Hell yeah

    • @GiemsaUwU
      @GiemsaUwU 8 років тому

      What's up with the letter pictures?

    • @bylejakinick
      @bylejakinick 8 років тому

      yea!!!

    • @TheSterMan01
      @TheSterMan01 8 років тому

      I would love to see one of Jack's videos animated where Jack is Junkrat from Overwatch. His Dead Rising 3 series especially.

    • @Emargy
      @Emargy 8 років тому

      Definitely - this will be awesome :D

  • @CherryCharley
    @CherryCharley 8 років тому +266

    I hope you complete this game :) The diamond heist is great xD

    • @joshuatorres7328
      @joshuatorres7328 8 років тому +2

      +HELLYEAH no man's sky? More like no guy buy

    • @CherryCharley
      @CherryCharley 8 років тому +3

      Joshua Torres I really like it :) But then I like exploration games and haven't come across any game breaking bugs yet

    • @propooper3459
      @propooper3459 8 років тому

      +JackaboyIsHere yes

    • @propooper3459
      @propooper3459 8 років тому

      +HELLYEAH i dont like that game

    • @lgrigri
      @lgrigri 8 років тому +2

      +Joshua Torres Did you steal that joke from Dunkey?

  • @jenniedell3020
    @jenniedell3020 8 років тому +18

    I sneezed as soon as he did the high five. I feel accomplished 😂

  • @wyldcat9396
    @wyldcat9396 5 років тому +1

    'I don't think I have enough of what I need'.
    You have over twice the amount of what you need

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 8 років тому +87

    The guy who made the english subtitles uses Lenny Face way too often and most of the time it's not even being used right.

    • @mykaylachan5244
      @mykaylachan5244 7 років тому +5

      Forest Stalker I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

    • @Nauqreg
      @Nauqreg 7 років тому +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Orion3101
      @Orion3101 7 років тому +2

      IKR?!

    • @JD-og3yv
      @JD-og3yv 7 років тому

      Forest Stalker lol

    • @55lumens
      @55lumens 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, get it RIGHT man!
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @CurrieYT
    @CurrieYT 8 років тому +2386

    Jack is far too loud to be a Theif.. lol

  • @Sube-Tube
    @Sube-Tube 8 років тому +10

    ~17:40 I like how the Web cam focused on your finger when you pointed the it

  • @angelmiranda4992
    @angelmiranda4992 4 роки тому +2

    I miss the old jack with the old intros and outros, with the green hair and hat, with the loud sreams and youtube comments video🥺. I really do genuinely like the new jack but i fell in love with the old jack🥰❤. Always and forever love jacksepticeye💖

  • @iamperpetuallyconfused1916
    @iamperpetuallyconfused1916 7 років тому +67

    When you literally screamed at your screen when he said dogs and you're a little scared Jack can see through time and space

  • @charliedoubleyoy
    @charliedoubleyoy 6 років тому +22

    for some reason i was waiting for him to say
    HAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @mcslowdog5623
    @mcslowdog5623 8 років тому +71

    I actually yelled and he picked dogs. I'm a wizard

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 4 роки тому +4

    “Wish I could turn back time. To the good old days.”