Blackface Negotiator
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- Опубліковано 6 гру 2023
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Hi.
You have 666k subs, do you really want any more? Huahahahaha!
Where were you when Justin T was a young naive college boy.
Which kid did it a week ago? Are we actually talking about the Chiefs fan that just had his sports team colors painted on his face? That wasn’t “full” it was half.
Come back to OKC for the boys
Almost did blackface this morning, this video has given me the strength to fight the urge. Thank you Ryan!
Stunning 😍 and Brave! 🌟
I did it and I was hornier than usual after watching this
😂😂😂
I'm Black and offended of you even THINKING about it! Silence is violence.
Keep going.
Oh, please. It's 2023. Blackface isn't what it used to be, you can recover. Even become the Canadian PM if you want. Easy peasy.
It’s almost like it only matters when we already don’t like the person but if we do, we’ll get over it,
Only if you sing Deo
that was the joke
As the sketch said, "only late-night hosts and politicians" are exempt.
@@Goodbrew84you got some weird taste in people bro
One of the hardest things is to end a comedy sketch well. Well done.
Actually true haha and the endings get neglected
100%!!!
Endings are the most important. This is why I always end before my girlfriend begins.
@@RyanLongcomedy you just did a big finish on my screen.
Just use the SNL method: take the joke too far, repeat it too much, and make the sketch 60 seconds longer than it needs to be. Then just give a character a cheap sign-off line and fade to black over a forceably-clapping live audience.
Soooo glad you stopped him from committing the worst atrocity any living being on the planet could fathom.
Literally worst than Pearl Harbor
Literally worse than being Hitler.
But I like Aladdin!
@@quirkasaurussaurus2896 literally worse than Harambe
@@am5790 literally worse than Epstein
“They found some homosexual to fill the role!”,😂😂😂😂
Classic 😂
"... because it was a tumultuous time right after the Chauvin sentencing no one wanted to be a cop and the force hired me without any training or anything..."
Hilarious!!!
That betrayal at the end cut deep!
The games the game
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
This skit was way funnier than any SNL skits these days 😂😂
Look up “Washington’s Dream” from about a month ago. It’s an actual good skit from SNL
Well, to be fair an aneurysm is funnier than an SNL skit.
People still watch that show.
@@tom4618People still smoke cigarettes as well. What's your point?
'these days' being 'since Eddie Murphy left'
Its actually perfect that after all that empathetic compassionate talk, he immediately threw the guy under the bus to make himself look good.
All too common in today's world
I love how some feel the need to explain the joke just in case we didn't get it! 🤭
Everyone knew she was going to say "The Crown" and then she said "The Crown" and I still laughed my ass off.
I was really hoping that when Ryan was referring to his past black face, that he held up a photo and it would just be Justin Trudeau's face. Lol
Are you saying all Canadians look alike?
@@Fahrenheit4051 What do you mean "Canadians" ?
@@sprobablycancr4457 Oops, I was under the impression that Danny was from Canada like Ryan.
@@Fahrenheit4051 Not your Oops. I was trying to be funny with a reference to Robert Downey Jr.s line: "What do you mean, 'you People"? " in Tropic Thunder (2008)
@@sprobablycancr4457 Oh, thanks for clarifying!
These two are nearly the only comedians doing the necessary work of comedians in our society. Showing us how absurd things are getting is the corrective utility of comedy and we need it now more than ever. Great skit guys! (Oh crap, I assumed their gender!)
Well said! 👏👏👏
Just laugh at the comedy, dork
It's gonna suck when these guys go mainstream and sell out...
This is the most pretentious comment I’ve ever seen
I actually doubt that @@neetpride5919
Proud of Ryan repping the bi community with his jacket. Certified ally 🙏
Body inspector
underrated comment 😀
Cursed comment
Blackface Inspector
Boobie inspector.
Entire cast of Hamilton been doing a huge reverse-minstrel show for years.
The defeat in his voice when he says, "found some homosexual to fill the role" cracked me up. How does this ridiculous skit feel so real? XD
Hell yeah. You guys are great. Boys! Boys! Boys!
Boysboysboys
Remember when we used to ignore the losers/weirdos that complained about everything and anything. I miss those days.
This is the first time in decades I've seen someone refer to blackface and mean real blackface and not just regular makeup.
I have a black face and I think blackface is okay.
One word for you: White Supremacy!!!
Society only cares what people with a white face say about blackface.
When I was in high school I stuck my face in front of my friend's diesel exhaust for $20 and got instant black face. I didn't even get in trouble for it. It was "exhausting" to clean off
low value move
i love it
You mustve been exhausted
@@ChrizzeeBof course he was. You know how lazy "those" people are
😂😂😂
Pretended to negotiate for clout? That guy really showed off his improv skills with that. Game of Thrones should definitely take notice of this guy! 😂
Guys, this is incredible. So much of your stuff is great, but you both have been out-doing yourselves with almost every new release. You are going📈📈📈
You're not a late night TV host or politician😂
Rookies use a marker to paint a blackface.
Pros just put a bag of coal over the head and shake it for five seconds.
I just started busting flows and drinking grape Kool aid
@@KISEwun Monica.
Ryan Long has been rolling so many 20’s lately! It’s awesome!!
These dudes deserve to be wayyyyy more popular. Probably the only “actual” comedians out there right now.
this might be the best sketch yet, love the twist at the end
Constantly killing it lol Ryan has a way with words
Using blackface to bring us together through comedy. You're like the canadian Wayans brothers.
Your comedy skits make me laugh and cheer me up.
Deep cuts on the Southern Lovers casting agency. Ryan Long Cinematic Universe doesn't never misses
Doesn't Never Miss or Doesn't Ever Miss?
the real question is how far up can he draw on his face until he's cancelled? He was really toeing that line between blackface and football player
I loved the ending, it totally took me by surprise!
I do my job everyday in blackface as a trucker and i have had no negative press yet. Well, except for a CNN helicopter that was flying over my truck and they were shouting that they really needed a pic for their ratings. They begged me, but i just laughed and flipped them off.
Keep on truckin'.
Great save! Tostito Dad tryout nearly threw it all away.
this was next level. great job boys
You guys really are fantastic
oh that is one of the best twists !!! great chuckle !
In a world where Tropic Thunder could never be made...
You guys are legends
That kid at the Chiefs game was what finally made me decide to stop defending journalists.
"that's why they call me the N word... I mean negotiator, just so we're clear." -Mahk
Best TV drama in last years, ty Ryan
I’m upset I haven’t found Ryan earlier. This guy is awesome
That end man, I didn't see it coming! lol
That was a rollercoaster
I love the combine radio clatter
Phenomenal outro!!!
"agent dropped me, found some homosexual to fill the role" - oh no, you didn't!!
Boys be KILLIN IT
Great foley effects. Really funny and edgy guys; keep it up. God bless everyone.
What a great turn
The end was sublime! 🤣🤣🤣
Fun Fact: That kid didn't do a full black face, it was half black, half red as a support to his team, Kansas City Chiefs. And he was native American too
So, he was half racist.
some would say that makes it worse, means he's mocking black people and red people
@@Rampart.XI’m pretty sure the person that looked at someone with a half-black half-red sports face paint and said “that looks like a mockery of black people” is the racist.
Black Americans should stop being a victim, or leave the U.S.A..
Bhaha brilliant, the twist at the end, I knew something was up! lol
that turn was gold
Loved it!
Ending was epic!
Please come to West Palm, FL next year.
You can't be an actor if you wear black face.
You can however be the Prime Minister of Canada.
And a host of The View
@@normalhuman9260 Or late night talk show host
@@rickswordfire4774 or whatever Sarah Silverman is up to lol
Ryan's power stance as if he was dealing with a bomb or guy with gun. shit had me rollin
You guys crack me up.
"You aren't a late night talk show host or a politician. There are consequences for your actions! " 😂😮😢
Pure genius!! 🤌🏼
I'm reminded of that scene from Hot Shots: Part Deux with the black facepaint.
Ryan could totally play Tucker Carlson's son in a movie
😂🤣 love it guys. Keep slaying
I know this was a sketch, but I actually felt some anxiety that Danny was actually going to do it.
Pathetic
lol IKR! 🤣
What about a black person painting the face white?
Just the best.
Best one yet
Aight that twist was good
2:17
“You think I always wanted to be a cop..."
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
lol at the hl2 sound
Hilarious stuff!!
I love how the F is hidden 😂also love the music change at about 02.30👍
Funny way for Danny to announce his intentions to become the PM.
So good.
I work with actors and this is 100000000000% accurate
WHAT A TWIST!!
Everyone is trying to cancel Everyone 😂. Boyz boyz boyz! Funny video 👍
His jacket just reading as BI for most the video, has to be intentional haha these two are class
that finish was priceless :D
That was a close one.
Danys face at the end 😂😂😂
This is too good..
15 seconds in, I'm already laughing my head off!
Danny killed it
Didn't see that ending coming
This may be your best yet 😂
Love the change in video shooting style. Get a tracking dolly and Ryan will be the next Scorsese .
Fuckin blasted out laughing in the middle of the subway. Y'all are certifiable mad lads and I apreesh you
M Night hasn't done a twist this good in decades
Where was this Negotiator to save Kanye West's career. At J people Whisper industries ™, We will walk you away from mentioning those who can't be mentioned.
Rofl, didn't see that coming, so good!
Do it!!
That ending killed😂😂😂
Gold!! 🏆🍺
He’s almost on the full face 😂
At first I thought that the BI on Ryan’s jacket stands for Blackface Inquisition. Then it’s revealed that it’s Federal Blackface Inquisition. I love these twists of the plot 👌💕
actually, if he finishes the face the commercial options will open up.