Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2020
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Well, that sucks.
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Yeah It was weird, i tried check my audio volume if it works or not, so i max it up.
15 seconds in and my ear is gone.
Honestly, just thought the silence at the beginning was part of the joke >-
That’s dumb. Sorry man.
You forgot the part where Ben turns good for 2 seconds before dying instantly
That....that was like 15 minutes
Remember when Vader did the same exact thing?
@@Blocker5475 what aboutism.....
@Jay
Technically he wasn't bc he wasn't made from the force but by two people, but then everything else was a copy i think
Jay we get it
“Your parents might be interesting!”
“Your parents were nobodies!”
“You are my grandchild and I had your parents killed!”
What do you know? They were all right.
Shit that means you killed your own Son/ daughter
That be gangsta
@@HandmadeGoose97 What is more gangsta how he banged some chick with that face :d
ObviouslyKaleb honestly I’m shocked people actually thought Ray’s parents were nobodies
@@marcar9marcar972
Because it was said in the movies ?
Rey: “I would like to progress and win now.”
The plot: “ok”
"I bypassed the plot!"
This is very true
"Would you like that with powers we just made up or convenient events that have a one in a million chance of happening?"
"Do I really have to choose?"
"No you‘re right we‘ll just give you both, have fun!"
@@Buphido "Are you sure because we are going to have to rewrite and completely destroy the past installments that are dear in the hearts of many fans" Rey-"ye"
@@DGneoseeker1 "He lost the Star Wars"
This gives the vibe of a little kid playing with his action figures. The story matches that too.
yeah the literal script of the movie gives the vibe of a little kid playing with his action figures
@@amplifi3dgaming608 I could say the same for the entire Disney Trilogy, especially considering Rian Johnson is a man-child.
@@megaman37456 i think rian johnson did a better job than jj abrams did with rise of skywalker
@@amplifi3dgaming608 Haha! Oh wait you're serious?! Rian Johnson's Soy Woke was a disaster.
That's because the sequel trilogy basically is two man children fighting over their toys in a 4 billion dollar sandbox.
Episode 7: " The Jedi are real?!"
Episode 9: "Oh Palpatine is back"
I remember a video where a dudo explains how in the star wars universe infomation is hard to pass on,
It's about something related to letters, or infomation passing idk
Despite we’re in the age of space traveling, we don’t have internet.
Episode8 : LUKE FUCKING DIES.
@@hiway19891 "We live in an era where we can have holographic conferences with people across the galaxy, but nobody made a note that the jedi were a thing that existed." Y'know, the organisation whose "coup" was the basis behind Palpatine founding the empire. There was a national holiday to commemorate the occasion. The jedi had built resentment across the galaxy. Did everyone just forget this?
@Paul Martin (you missed the point(
Finn was so unimportant in this movie that not seeing him here made sense.
Poe was even less important
Ramiere wasn’t Poe the one that got them that chip or whatever the fuck it was called from that girl like EXTREMELY conveniently?
He's too busy planning how to lay the pipe
who the hell is finn
@@palchumfriend4887 from adventure times, ugh, the nerve of some people.
And then Darth Vader stepped out the enterprise and said "come with me if you want to live, gotta go fast!". And Frodo flew to Hogwarts to destroy excalibur in the sand of time.
Yes
This makes more sense than the actual movie
This is still better then the sequels
Which do you prefer, the prequels or the sequels. I personally prefer the prequels because, while they're bad story wise the sequels aren't much better and at least they have really good lightsaber fights
@@kalinvaricu5102 the sequels are the prequels just with a bigger budget.
Bad movie summary!
Random space terrorists try to stalk and kill a religious elderly man on life-support.
Everything after the second word here is unnecessary ;)
One way of looking at it!
Technically yes
I thought you were summarizing a bad movie, whoops. But you can understand my confusion.
I'm 666 like
The sad thing is this sounds like a fan fiction, but it’s really not
I think its pretty clear they didn't have a roadmap and just made the movies as they went along
And this made more sense
It is a fan fiction though.
but it is, everything after George Lucas is just fanfics, that's all this new trilogy has been one god feminist fanfic.
@@theswedishdude1 looks like your name holds up
Who are you?
Reyd Shadow Legends
Lmao
*GET OUT*
Reyd... *Reyd..*
You think you're so fucking clever, don't you?
We all got Rey nae'd.
“C3PO can read the language but it’d erase his memories”
Me: “You’re telling me that in this highly advanced world they don’t know how to put things on backup?”
I mean they did back up his memory when they got back to the base
Also Anakin programmed him so even the basic idea of him not being allowed to translate it is stupid.
@@quickbinger1058yes, according to republic law, when there was no republic on tatoine and anakin would probably have forgotten by episode 2
@@gl7029 I know right.
@@quickbinger1058 Anakin would've preloaded the language database onto him. He wouldn't have manually programmed 6 million languages...
"I forgot how to stop using my lightining powers!"
You know, that can kind of sum up the ending to every trilogy in this series
Not really, in the prequel he had a lightsaber duel with Master Yoda, of course ended up with lightning
@@nickdantes3257 but that did basically happen when he was fighting Mace Windu, so it does seem to happen in every concluding film in each trilogy.
@@44R0NM10 The Original Trilogy? I know he keeps using it but at least not to his own detriment
@@NatetendoOfficial It literally melted his face in the prequels.
Unless it didn't actually and he just turned off his force-disguise for extra dramatic effect, which is also a theory.
@@ryankunst668 this was kinda his plan.
I am severely disappointed we were not gifted a grotesque depiction of the kiss at the end
But fr this might be the most accurate depiction of this movie I’ve seen so far
@Hyper Kin i mean that's just the whole trilogy to be honest
You know the kiss is insest you know between Rey and kilo
@@moddedzomb97 they're not related
Gehab where tf are your tier lists and whatnot
Hyper Kin lmao
"Gah I forgot how to stop using my lightning powers!"
I don't think he ever knew
I mean, that’s how they’ve defeated Palpatine every single time
Mistah Fox the first time he was probably just trying to turn anakin by looking weak but it didn’t make since this time
Mistah Fox especially Palpatine players in battlefront 2
@@samlevy9897 Not really tho for RotJ. It made sense for him to shock Vader; it clearly killed Vader. Palps didn't die until he got chucked and fell down into the reactor.
UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR!!!
he has shocked himself in all 3 trilogy's the force lighting may have a major flaw
I think in lore it was supposed to be some energy absorption technique, kinda similar to absorbing blaster shots with the palms. And mastery step above is emitting that energy back, like Yoda did vs Dooku. So it's not really HIS lightning anymore, but some Jedi reverse trick.
They never managed to portray it properly in sword vs lighting situations, though.
Antony Sizekh Yoda did it right in their battle in RoTS
Darn recoil, he needs a modifier for that.
"There's something wrong with my controller!"
"Yeah, it's the person using it!"
@@antonysizekh143 Still a Dark Lord should be prepared to reverse her reverse
The best StarWars quote: I'm going to break your triangle now.
I'm going to break/kick your circle now
*Palp doesn’t learn from the Episode 3 Mace Windu fiasco*
“How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man!”
"I love the young people."
Dankboi McGee Well, technically in ep3 that’s how he managed to stall for time long enough to convince Anakin to stop Windu, so it should count as a win more than a loss.
In episode 3 it made sense because he was trying to turn Anakin.
Lets be real, Rey just finished what Mace started.
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter and democracy "
Ryan Johnson: Rey's parents are nobodies
J. J. Abharams: Well no one said that about her grandparents
Rian Johnson: *adds compelling element to a character's background*
JJ Abrams: *adds half-assed reveal that makes Rey a bigger Mary Sue*
Actually guys it's "Ruin Johnson," & "JJ Binks."
@@ashenknight4023
That a lot of people forgot about at least I did XD
@@zawis Fair enough, I suppose
Devin Caldwell Rey’s parents being nobodies was one of the most compelling things about her. What happens when there is no “chosen one”? In my opinion, they should have followed that plot line and had her evolve into something new in the Star Wars canon. I’m pretty sure that was the intent, what with the whole title of “Last Jedi”.
It's crazy that YT allows you to upload the entire movie just like that
Hahahagahah ahaha, best comment ever!
This deserves more likes
“Actually it’s in the Sith language. I could translate it for you but I haven’t mattered to the plot in the past 8 movies, and I would really like to.”
You forgot how he led the Ewoks to war.
I mean, he did matter just not to massive degrees, I was definitely pissed off that his "death" (memory erase) had none of the people he has worked with for years(Leia, han, chewie, luke, even lando) . It made the scene lose it's tear-jerking potential
Then they go and bring his memories back using r2 for no reason beyond "doh fans might get angry because they should have memory backups"
C-3PO hasn’t done shit until TROS
You forgot the part where snoke is revealed to be jar jar binks
He also forgot the part where jar jar force chocked obi-wan and then blew up the Death Star.
Can’t believe he missed the part where jar jar straight up yeeted Rey into space out of revenge for her expose him as Snoke.
That might have actually been planned who knows this trilogy is all over the place
Well he was a jar jar being
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Destroys thousands of ships with lighting
Two lightsabers: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Feminist*
Actually this isn't the first time we have seen this technique
Staraptor Flock ok
@@staraptorflock3661 lightning wasn't capable of bringing down fleets back then.
@@danielhounshell2526 If it was, Vader would have looked a lot like Alderaan in RotJ
3:01
Mace windu from the grave: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN
“Oh, so you like kickin’ butts do ya?”
"I love the young people."
"somehow palpatine has returned"
I want everyone to realise that someone reviewed the script and was completely fine with this line
"I'm going to break your triangle now."
- Kylo Pen
Best part imo.
Rey appropriated my best friend's last name.
She did that to me too!!!
You chop chopped his limbs off and stole his kid, then lied about him being his dad to try to have him kill your “best friend”
Hello there
I want my culture back disney!
Hello there
Technically Reys not even a Jedi or a padowan she’s just a girl with a lightsaber
Who somehow has the force
69?
*no*
She is smth even more powerful...person with both plot armor and plot convince on her side
Well aakkshully she was trained by leia who Was a jedi or at least was trained by luke. So she is Kinda a padawan?
She is of Mary Sue order. A far more powerful order than the Sith or Jedi!
😬 watching the movie in the theaters and paying for it
😁 watching CircleToons nutshell video for free and giving him ad revenue
Watching the movie from Piratebay while drawing dick art at notebook with disney cover.
“Death is a concept invented by the Jedi! I don’t even know how to spell it!”
D E A
I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT I WAS JOKING
Plot twist, if he learned how to spell it he would have died.
Just let me lie down here for a moment... I will use the force to heal my broken body
Take a while that will Mmm?
Can we talk about how the robot thing palpatine was on was exactly like GLADOS from portal
Omg i'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought that
looks like GLaDOS and is a ripoff of ME
"Oh its you. I've been super busy being dead. You know, after I fell down a deep hole and exploded."
Thats all I could think!
I was honestly reminded more of Megatron from Beast Machines
Who would win?
Darth Sideous, the most powerful dark lord of the sith to ever live, so powerful and ingenious that he took over the entire galaxy and survived death
_or_
Using two lightsabers
this needs more likes
Using 2 light sabers because.... Plot i guess
Actually it's because the lightsabers came from some cool guys. (Joke)
It’s secret option number C, Palpatine’s recoil in his lightning.
Late I know buuuuut I think the point of that was that there were a lot of ghost bois giving her strength or sumthn lime that. Then again the whole things a mess so what do I know.
The subtitles are hilarious honestly, definitely recommend having them on.
Omg thank you for telling me!
They were pretty funny!
Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 3: "Why can't I turn this off?!"
Palpatine shooting lightning in Episode 9: "WHY CAN'T I STILL NOT TURN IT OFF?!?!"
This profile pic of the creepy manchild midget from Flapjack, LOL. XD
(well, in ep 3 he was doing it on purpose)
In Episode 3 he had a opportunity to get Anakin further onto his side.
Episode 6 to
It's can't or can not you can't say can't not brotha.
Ok.ok. I'mma stop being a grammar Nazi.
I haven’t watched the movie. I’m not even a big fan of Star Wars. I am, however, a big fan of CircleToons. This video holds the extent of my knowledge of Star Wars.
I regret to inform you that this video is 100% accurate.
@@churchilla5511 🤣🤣
This video has all important plot twist and scenes that was in the movie!
You saved yourself time and money. Hollywood has become more interested in forcing identity politics into major franchises rather than prioritizing good writing.
same
The irony is that Palpatine does seem to have trouble stopping using his lightning. Mace Windu scarred him that way.
If he could at least learn to alter trajectory...
In the original trilogy he electrocuted himself again while trying to shock Vader into letting him go, Vader did not let go then chucked him down a convenient pit. Palpatine is not very good at stopping his lightning
@@fist-of-doom487 Pretty sure he was shocking Vader and not himself.
@@Rathadude no he got himself and Vader.
@@fist-of-doom487 I just rewatched the clip and he definitely doesn't. No part him flashes like it does when it strikes Vader or Luke. I can see why it would be confusing though because it has to travel past himself in order to hit Vader.
Honestly this whole movie can be summed up with “I forgot how to stop using my lightning”
"Oh crimminy crakers It's in Chinese I cant read a word of it."
That's the words of a true jedi
I lost myself when I heard that
Time stamp 1:13
Should’ve put in clip of finn in there saying “I gotta tell you something” to rey and her saying “I don’t care”
Or she could say, "I know"...
I know and I don’t care
Nah. It's black history month. Finn is history.
Finn? Who's Finn? /s >:D
Did they ever actually explain what he was going to say or were we just supposed to infer?
3:03 turn on captions......
Circletoons you got something to tell us?
Forgot how she finds out her family background and steals the name of a legacy, just like a good person would.
Other than that, very spot on.
Palpatine - Has the power to resurrect himself and create a fleet of hundreds of thousands of ships with nobody noticing
Also Palpatine - dies from his own lightning
AGAIN
Jagoda Bjelovuk not to mention those ships can destroy planets
windu: *Laughs in dead guy*
Ironic.
Blame Kennedy the original ending was cut apparently featuring a duel of fates style duel and Lukes ghost joining the fight
Finns character in the sequel trilogy in a nutshell:
*REYYYYYYYYYYY*
@@aaronmedders4141 it's so true 😔
Don't forget "WHOOOO!"
AARON MEDDERS yeh they didn’t know what to do with his character. We should have seen the story through his eyes, not Rey’s. Her character really isn’t relatable.
Smip
I always found it extremely ironic how Disney straight up made Finn, the biggest potential character with the most interesting backstory (er, the only one with a backstory among the new characters, really), a one-note useless joke after TFA. Remember how people called critics of the sequel trilogy racists? Well, i don't see how a film turning the black character into a useless, pathetic, creepy comic relief joke isn't racist as hell.
0:15 - "we're completely out of ideas"
Me: Wait, Jar Jar Abrams used to *have* ideas?!?
He did have an outline for the trilogy, but Disney wanted to go apeshit and put Rian for Ep. 8 and threw abrams idea in the bin
@@bryanmanuelbaes7871 Yeah if they just let J J make the whole thing it probably woulda turned out ok.
JJ never has any ideas, it’s all just a bunch of garbage meant to sell shit movies.
'I'm going to break your triangle now.'
- Best quote of 2020.
If anyone needs to write an essay on “The Worst Star Wars Storyline Ever” this video is essentially your SparkNotes
TheRealJD3 The Last Jedi is worse
@@turbosoggy8404 Nah
Honestly the story line had potential.... But a at least it has a story line unlike the last jedi
I don't know, man. This one was bad but I still think episode 1 takes the cake
@@christianboustani8284 Honestly, atleast we were introduced with the new lightsaber fights and a cool new character in that movie. Is also built up to a very good movie (Revenge of the sith) unlike the Rise of Skywalker where they just didn't care whatsoever
The sad thing is, the plot was described better in this than the actual thing.
Illuminati Studios no its not. I thought the movie was pretty good
Marcar9 Marcar9 yeah, good when you don’t think about why anything happens on screen
Love how the one attacking has zero likes and the original one has all the likes
@@marcar9marcar972 wait, that's possible. EVERY disney star wars is just boring plot recycling of old movies and bringing back 1 character from the old movies just to kill them off in the ssme movie. Part 7 was recycles from an already recycled plot AND they killed han solo! Part 8 was just bad in general and they killed luke... part 9 is just "hey, let's bring back palpatine because we kinda already killed off our villain in the last one and kylo doesn't make a good villain"
@@Eckef How? Most of the plot made sense and they weren't any major plot holes
**JJ dying from humiliation**
Kathleen: *death is a concept invented by the Jedi! I don’t even know how to spell it!*
*D-E-A-*
Disney: Here's how you spell it KK: Y-O-U A-R-E F-I-R-E-D
KK: Wut?
Disney: Get out and take your trash with you. *points to Lucasfilm story group*
Filoni and Faverau: Aww.
Disney Except you, you two stay.
Filoni and Faverau: WOO HOO!
@@megaman37456 Lucasfilm would probably be a less-garbage company if they just let Filoni take over and get Kennedy out of the picture
@@karateparty100 I think Lucasfilm needs a combo of Faverau and Filoni. Filoni knows the games and animated series, and Faverau knows film franchises, but yes Lucasfilm would be better off without KK, also without Disney.
@@megaman37456 You said it better than me
“I’m going to break your triangle now”
I don’t know why but that part kills me 😂.
You forgot to have Finn show up for and scream “REY!”
Also you forgot to have Rose show up for 0.1 seconds.
Who?
@@acrispywaffleiron4014 Rose Skywalker
Marcus Fiandaca who?
@@NieRGrace Rose Maclunkey Binks
Idk what this Rose is, but that sounds like a dissapointment
Star Wars before: I am your father
Star Wars now: I am your grandfather
Star Wars after: I am your great-grandfather
Too bad star wars went senile.
But see, you remember the "no, I am your father" scene. I went to the cinema to see the last part as I hear it was better than the last two. Few weeks later I forgot palpatine is Ray's grandfather I really thought they never reviled who her parents were.
Just shows how bad it is. Good movies stick with you, bad ones not so much XD
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Star Wars after that: I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, former roommate.
@@rafaeltiburcio6624 after that: I'm dead
Man, this gave as much attention and care to Finn's character as the movies did. Hard to believe he used to be a main character
you know
I have this feeling
that you
didn't like this move
Nobody did.
@@NexusProductions-rz1sv fair
>"I'll take a boat"
>has lived on a desert planet for 99% of her life
>can use a boat
Alright.
She can fly a fucking spaceship but I guess a driving a boat is too much for people goddamit I feel like I'm going insane when I read shit like this.
@@RankaZer0 also the boat was put together by spare parts and junk, and she is a scavenger, so of course she can drive the boat.
EccentricJoe wouldn’t that make it even more hard to drive since it probably doesn’t conform to any known form of building a god damn boat
@@RankaZer0 Oh it's all ridiculous, all of it.
@@RankaZer0 Boat =/= spaceship.
I wasted three hours in the theater when I could’ve just watched this.
I didn’t watched last Jedi nor rise of skywalker.
You were warned for months.
Sadly I am saying: it's your fault.
1 hour*
LC Kaboom that and your money.
This is so much more enjoyable to watch than the actual movie.
Bringing Palpatine back basically turned the whole series from a skywalker story into his story since hes pulling the strings behind the scenes in ever movie..
I'm surprised he didn't just have Rey and Kylo heal each other indefinity.
@Socialist Sylveon no
KING LEGEND I hate to say it but he’s got a point
@Socialist Sylveon yeah, Anakin hated the sand. Its rough and gets everywhere.
One of them would DEFINITELY run out of mana first
null Jaeger Ben did
And thus, the series was concluded....
Until Disney comes up with some other brilliant ideas and makes two new trilogies, each discrediting the other as a reliable source, and featuring Jar Jar as the new protagonist.
Darth Jar Jar the King of kings
I'd pay money to see a starwars trilogy about Darth jar jar.
I want Jar Jar as Darth Bruh
well rumors say that disney for sure will make another trilogy, but this time it will be in the past with young yoda, so lets just hope they at least don't fuck up with the story of the other trilogies
i know that there's already a movie were Jar Jar is the protagonist tho
The C3PO sound effect is legit the reason I subscribed to you man, that ish makes me laugh HARD every time I hear it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks dude. Saving everyone out here like 2 and a half hours👍👍
"I created a million ships, with tiny guns"
Corridor: i guess it's time to make another
*"Tiny Guns 2" is actually 3 confirmed*
*there is another*
I have not seen the movie but i 100% believe this is how the movie went, no questions asked
I have watched it and no joke, it's littarly fucking accurate
Yeah it is spot on to this video
It is spot on mate haha
So accurate that it hurts...
Its the same thing
I like how he animated the whole thing without even mentioning Finn
Really shows how little he mattered
This was perfect, thank you for this masterpiece
I love how they straight up hated C3P0 and never cared about him all throughout the movie, even during his "death" scene really, which wasn't a death scene because he get's his memory back.
They didn't hated Tripio, Poe only hated him because he was annoying when the whole galaxy was at risk.
Tripio?
I thought this may have been a joke and holy shit it's not. This is legitimately the movie.
I liked the part where Rey knows how to do everything with no training or guidance. Aircraft? Best pilot evers! Light Sabre? Second nature!!!! Shooting? Makes Simo Hayha weep! Finding things? Nic Cage has NOTHING on her!!! Making friends..... Better than Frodo!!! Hell, she even steals last names better than a Russian hacker....
Pretty accurate. Also the subtitles are dope!
Star wars moments : I am your father
Circletoonhd : were all gonna die black mud my weakness
I hate sand it gets everywhere
stone fist
“I hate sand; it’s coarse, it’s rough, it gets everywhere”
-Edgy Anakin
“Who are you?”
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
**Sees B1 in distance...**
*”Reyger Reyger”*
This comment is brought to you by the stolen joke gang.
That's funny. What other animation channels do you like?
Rey-d Shadow Legends!
Tyrannapus And Friends
At least steal a good one, ffs
@@Unknown-hb3id I mean they're both equally terrible. It checks out.
@@Unknown-hb3id No, I was saying that Rey and raid shadow legends are equally shit.
I never watched the movie, but this is good enough.
I love this summary. The subtitles were the best! 🤣
"JK he was on another ship"
That was never in the movie. IM DEAD
It was
But it WAS in the movie god damn people are idiots
Yeah its quick but the ship was there lol
It was in the movie, but that just made me not buy Chewbacca being dead at all. Like, not even a second.
@@Crossbones6732 I didnt buy it when even before I knew about the second ship. Like you think they are going to kill of chewie like that? There would be fucking riots, Id be rioting right now.
"Who are you"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd SHADOW LEGENDS, THE MOST AMBITIOUS RPG ON MOBILE"
Ah yes raid shadow legends
Reid shadowe lejends
XD
WITH GROUNDBREAKING 3D GRAPHICS AND THOUSANDS OF CHARACTERS TO PLAY! USE CODE "UA-camR NAME" TO GET 1 CENT WORTH OF GOLD!
Pretty sure this was stolen from above.
Star Wars be like:
THIS NEEDS TO BE COPYRIGHTED
If I had seen this before the movie came out I wouldn't have believed any of this.
The movie just felt like another “let’s go on an adventure and find the thing and save the galaxy! ...again.”
Lol fallen order video game had a better story than the trilogy
@Vaughnik no not really. The prequels had nothing to do with saving the galaxy.
@Vaughnik no, have you watched Empire Strikes Back?
It is about a empire striking back, no one saves the galaxy in that.
@@oldmanlogan9616 Luke attempts to by facing Vader, being he is a key icon in the empire.
@@truetinkerer there was a Galactic war going on, and obi and anakin fight to save the galaxy from the rising sith
"Directed by JJ Abrams."
That sums up every problem. He was given an empty mystery box.
Abrams originally got the job to write and produce the whole trilogie (ep 7-9), so he made an overarching script for the three movies that combined were the classic heroes journey for Ray like Luke had it in ep 4-6.
But after ep 7 was released, Disney swooped in and replaced JJ Abrams with fucking Rian Johnson and also Kathleen Kennedy exerted a fair bit of Influence on the Production of ep 8. Rian Johnson threw the whole script of Abrams out the window and just went ape shit, what gave us this fucking train wreck of ep 8.
Then Disney swooped in yet again and replaced Rian Johnson again with JJ Abrams, who had to pick up where ep 8 ended and somehow conclude this damned trilogie, so he tried to make his original script a reality and gave us what ep 9 is today.
If you watch ep 9 from the right angle, you can see that the majority of the movie is JJ Abrams correcting everything that Rian Johnson fucked up in order to show us the original trilogie he had imagined.
So no, JJ Abrams definitely is not the problem, Rian Johnson and Disney directing the Star Wars movie production is!
@Rustie I liked rian johnsons movie, he’s a great director (if you didn’t like tlj watch knives out or looper). I blame Disney for not planning out this properly. Trilogies where directors switch in and out never work out great especially on short notice( The hobbit for example). They really should have had everything planned out from day 1
@@acamelwholikescoke4641 i hated the last jedi, but i saw a trailer of knifes out and was interested, i give you that.
But as i previously mentioned JJ Abrams HAD planned out the entire trilogy and while Disney is to blame because they switched him for Rian Johnson and back, Rian could have just taken the script Abrams had already laid out, but NO he just threw it all out the window and made this mess of a movie that completely defies so many things in the star wars movieverse.
@@Rustie3000 but this is a problem no one wants 2nd original trylogy
Well maybe he shouldn’t have made an empty mystery box and given it to Rian
Saw this movie today. This video was all I could think of.
It was so spot-on, I actually couldn't believe it.
Thank you for the synopsis. Never saw the movie, but now I don't have to thanks to your expert depiction of the events exactly as they occurred!
"We're completely out of ideas"
Duel of Fates Script: *Oh I don't think so*
Baby head
@@23Raind More like Baby Yoda. The Mandalorian is so much better XD
@@frozarburst6350 Luke Skywalker was able to deflect nearly 300 blaster bolts per second, use telekinesis to manipulate a black hole, use emerald force lightning, tear apart a freighter's hull using telekinesis while telepathically ripping apart the crew's minds, walk across lava, injure and defeat Abeloth, telepathically call to every Jedi in the galaxy, swing his blade so fast it appeared to be 20 blades, create a wall of light using his saber, use telekinesis on atoms/molecules and phase through solid objects, teleport beings and objects across long distances, erase people's memories and skills such as how to breathe and fight, destroy an entire fleet using the force, demonstrate nanosecond reaction time against Abeloth. (Light travels one foot in one nanosecond.) Luke was also able to travel at the speed of light while one with the force. He has also ran faster than a Tie Fighter and stopped 5 blaster bolts with one hand. Even after being dead for a hundred years his force ghost was capable of becoming tangible and look/act like a normal living being. He could even duel others with a lightsaber as a force ghost.
The subtitle at 3:01 was so hilarious 😂 The person made this deserves a medal
You guys are aware that subtitles are made also for deaf people who want to enjoy content as it was intended? For me it is infuriating when some smart-ass is adding some "jokes" to someone elses content. How the fuck people who can't hear can enjoy those videos?
Fin isn’t even in this
Shows how much he contributed to the movie
(Such a waste)
or bb8 and uh... all the ghosts too and Leia dying
Remember that bloody handprint on Fins helmet? Fin doesn't. He just goes WOO HOO! DID YOU SEE THAT? YEAH BOI DEATH IS LiT!
@@pumkin610 Sad cause he could've been a great character by actually having him show us the stormtroopers perspective on things and humanizing them like TCW did for the clones. And then have him slowly question his beliefs as the story continues instead of him just deciding not to kill people he's been taught are evil terrorists his whole life because he had "a feeling" because "duh force." Also not making him a janitor.
This was better for Finn’s character than the entirety of the actual film.
What a waste.
give us back phasma and kill finn off.
ThEy CaN fLy NoW?
"I AM THE SENATE!"
"The Senate who?"
"The Senate Skywalker"
Not yet*
@@cheese3712 its treason then
Don’t kill me
1:44, I've watched that at least a DOZEN times and laughed LOUDLY at this magnificent array of sound effects. They turned C3PO into a dialup modem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The captions are absolutely golden!
3:02 YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
*USELESS USELESS USELESS*
HIN-JAKKU HIN-JAKKU!
*KONO DIO DA*
WRYYYYYYY
No fighter has ever escaped it
So because of TROS I’ve found myself in a “new trilogy” phase and found myself critiquing the movies and rewatching them one more time through (which wasn’t easy 😖) just to really get a grasp at what Disney attempted to do.
And it’s when you watch all three movies back to back do you really get a sense of how badly written and planned out this trilogy was. I felt like I was watching 3 completely different movies, each with a different feel and tone, and a story that “kinda” weaved together between the three acts. And it’s terrible. It’s really bad.
Nobody argues that these movies aren’t impressive technically with the visuals, sound, cinematography etc.
But from a literary perspective these movies are a total mess and failure in storytelling. You could literally conduct an entire case study or devote an entire college course to the disaster in storytelling these movies are.
I rewatched the OT last week. It’s been a while. Maybe a few years since I’ve sat through all three movies and the difference is shockingly noticeable! The flow and story of the OT is classic in every sense, with the appropriate tone, feel, foreshadowing, reveals and themes. George wrote it as a mythology, and the mythos of the “hero’s journey.” The classic tale of the hero defeating the villain. It’s the reason why the saga is considered the mythology of our times. And it’s great. It’s classic and one the best stories ever told.
Disney created a “product” and nothing more.
the standalone movies werent bad actually. Rogue One was phenomenal I enjoyed it start to finish. if only the actual trilogy lived up to what Disney CAN do with the franchise Rogue One and Solo are examples of good Disney Star Wars Movies so why is it that the actual trilogy is so bad?
Argonne Because they were intended as self contained stories that fit into an established narrative. The trilogy didn’t work because they had no plan for a multiple-film story arc.
@@pocketmonster1088 fair enough.
@@nilawright5953 yeah rly looking forward to watching that series at some point. the Mandolorians arent given much screentime in star wars. you find out more in novels and the games than you do in actual tv shows and movies.
@@nilawright5953 yeah mandalorian,Rogue one and Solo was good (and Prequels)
This video is literally FAR MORE ENTERTAINING then the complete sequels were. Maybe ask Disney if U could rewrite the sequels and make it to an actual film which is actual entertaining :) great job, keep it up man!!
first 17 seconds had the best audio of any youtube video i've seen
Man the fact that they made Palpatine so OP that he emp’d the whole fleet and then for him to go out like that was so bad. I was so hyped to see a fight but it was just garbage
I thought we were going to have a force ghost fight between him and Luke.
@Jay
Eh, to each their own.
@@johnnygyro2295 That's just objectively bad writing, my guy
@@TheFoolishSamurai IS THAT A LONG MAN REFERENCE???
@@TheFoolishSamurai yeah but it would have at least been kinda cool
"who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Jedi mas-"
Mace windu appears
"Rey the Jedi knigt
Bro more like Padawan
@@DC-Star nah, he just killed a Sith so she's a Jedi Knight
"You won't join the council"
„Jedi Mast...“
„NOT YET!“
Panda Games *not ever
Nobody:
Not even palpatine
Kylo: 2:32 I am going to break your triangle now
Watched first time: Was awesome.
Watched second time with captions: Even better.(despite the pausing and rewinding)
No shirt no service
Kylo Ren:*dies*
"I am all the Sith!"
"And I... am... Iron ma-" oops, wrong script
Imagine being Daisy Ridley, reading the script and say:
"Yeah, this is definitely the piece of media I want to be forever remembered for"
@@HankJ666 This is the same dumbass who said,"I don't buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it's Mary Sue. I don't think there's a thing called Ryan Craig." And when asked about Trump she responded,"Americans must suffer some form of mental illness to support the Republican president. The things that make me angry are the things that make everyone angry. Everyone has an issue with Trump - every sane person anyway." That dumb Bitch probably loved the script, & thinks the sequel trilogy is a flawless masterpiece.
@@the_scientist7772 brainwashed by disney.
@@the_scientist7772 Daisy Ridley
This vid with subtitles has a whole another level of comedy 🤣🤣🤣
Love the subtitles!