HISHE Dubs - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Comedy RECAP)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 25 тра 2020
  • A comedy recap of Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker with the voices of HISHE.
    #StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker #HISHE
    Subscribe to our Spanish HISHE Channel:
    / cdhtoficial
    Watch More HISHEs: bit.ly/HISHEPlaylist
    Subscribe to HISHE: bit.ly/HISHEsubscribe
    TikTok: / hisheofficial
    Twitter: / thehishedotcom
    Instagram: / hisheofficial
    Facebook: / howitshouldhaveended
    Spanish HISHE Channel: / cdhtoficial
    -------------Previous Episodes-------------------
    The Last of Us - ByteSize Recaps
    • The Last Of Us - ByteS...
    Birds of Prey HISHE
    • How Birds of Prey Shou...
    How Sonic The Hedgehog Should Have Ended
    • How Sonic The Hedgehog...
    The Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine
    • Villain Pub - Palpatin...
    How Frozen 2 Should Have Ended
    • How Frozen 2 Should Ha...
    Super Cafe - The Next Knight Rises
    • Super Cafe - The Next ...
    How Terminator Dark Fate Should Have Ended
    • How Terminator Dark Fa...
    The Rise of Skywalker HISHE Review
    • The Rise of Skywalker ...
    HISHE Dubs - The Last Jedi
    • HISHE Dubs - Star Wars...
    How Jumanji Should Have Ended
    • How Jumanji: Welcome t...
    How Joker Should Have Ended
    • How Joker Should Have ...
    HISHE Dubs - Frozen
    • HISHE Dubs - Frozen (C...
    Super Cafe - Duh Plus
    • Super Cafe - Duh Plus
    Endgame HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Avengers ...
    How IT Chapter Two Should Have Ended
    • How IT Chapter Two Sho...
    Villain Pub - Return of the Palps
    • Villain Pub - Return o...
    How Godzilla King of the Monsters Should Have Ended
    • How Godzilla King of t...
    How Spider-Man Far From Home Should Have Ended
    • How Spider-Man Far Fro...
    Spider-Man FFH HISHE Bonus Features
    • Bonus Features | Spide...
    How Captain America Should Have Returned the Stones
    • How Captain America Sh...
    How Lion King Should Have Ended
    • How The Lion King Shou...
    How Endgame Should Have Ended
    • How Avengers Endgame S...
    Endgame Alternate HISHE
    • Avengers Endgame Alter...
    How Venom Should Have Ended
    • How Venom Should Have ...
    How Aladdin Should Have Ended
    • How Aladdin Should Hav...
    Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer HISHE
    • Spider-Man Far From Ho...
    How Shazam! Should Have Ended
    • How Shazam Should Have...
    How Bumblebee Should Have Ended
    • How Bumblebee Should H...
    Avengers Endgame HISHE Review
    • Avengers Endgame - HIS...
    Captain Marvel HISHE
    • How Captain Marvel Sho...
    Avengers Infinity War - HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Avengers ...
    How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended
    • How Avengers Infinity ...
    How Fantastic Beasts Should Have Ended
    • How Fantastic Beasts a...
    How Incredibles 2 Should Have Ended
    • How Incredibles 2 Shou...
    Villain Pub - Trick or Treat
    • Villain Pub - Trick or...
    How Ant-Man and The Wasp Should Have Ended
    • How Ant-Man and the Wa...
    HISHE Horror Compilation
    • HISHE Horror Compilation
    How Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Should Have Ended
    • How Jurassic World Fal...
    Predator HISHE Dubs
    • HISHE Dubs - Predator ...
    How The Venom Trailer Should Have Ended
    • How The Venom Trailer ...
    Super Cafe - Teens and Titans
    • Super Cafe: Teens and ...
    How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended
    • How Deadpool 2 Should ...
    Infinity War Alternate HISHE
    • Infinity War Alternate...
    The Last Jedi Lego Summary
    • Star Wars: The Last Je...
    Jurassic World Alternate HISHE
    • Jurassic World Alterna...
    Jurassic World - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)
    • HISHE Dubs - Jurassic ...
    Oceans Over 40 Trailer
    • Ocean's Over 40 | Offi...
    How Black Panther Should Have Ended
    • How Black Panther Shou...
    Villain Pub - The Dead Pool
    • Villain Pub - The Dead...
    How Justice League Should Have Ended
    • How Justice League Sho...
    How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
    • How Star Wars The Last...
    How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended
    • How Thor Ragnarok Shou...
    How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended
    • How Spider-Man Homecom...
    Avengers Infinity War and Beyond (Toy Story Mashup)
    • Avengers: Infinity War...
    How IT Should Have Ended
    • How IT Should Have Ended
    How The Incredibles Should Have Ended
    • How The Incredibles Sh...
    Villain Pub - Penny For Your Fears
    • Villain Pub - Penny Fo...
  • Фільми й анімація

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @HowItShouldHaveEnded
    @HowItShouldHaveEnded  4 роки тому +523

    Get 70% off NordVPN! Only $3.49/mo, plus you get an additional month FREE at nordvpn.com/howitshould and use code howitshould
    Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring this video!

  • @marycatherine7253
    @marycatherine7253 4 роки тому +3710

    "Mom stabbed me in the back, and you stabbed me in the front. It's like a betrayal sandwich." 😂

  • @crouchingtiger9908
    @crouchingtiger9908 4 роки тому +2601

    “We almost gave your character an arc there.”

  • @henryeckstein6443
    @henryeckstein6443 3 роки тому +2140

    This whole movie in a nutshell
    “She can do that now?”
    “She can do that now...”

  • @swara4704
    @swara4704 3 роки тому +1369

    "We'll bury them in sand. Everyone likes sand."
    Anakin's force ghost: ಠ_ಠ

    • @yvettescott305
      @yvettescott305 3 роки тому +5

      Swara 👺🍷😎🥶😭😭😒😘😝🍀🥺😢😎🥶❄️🍷☹️😢🥶😷😱🤬🥶😡🥵😱😨😰😓🤥🤫🤭🤔🤗😶😐😑😬🙄😲😮😧😦😯😴🤤😪😵🤐😷🤧🤮🤢🥴🤒🤕🤑🤠😈💩🤡👺👹👿👻💀☠️👽 👾😹😸😺🎃🤖😾😻😼😽👏🏿🙌🏿👐🏿🤲🏿🤝👍🏿👎🏼👊🏼✊🤞🏿✌️🤟🏽👉🏼👈🏻👌🤘🏽☝️✋🏻🤚🏽🖐🏻🖕🏻💪🏿🤙🏻👋🙏🦶💄👂🏽👅🦷👄💋👃🏽👣👁👀🧠👧👶🏾👥👤🗣👩🏽

    • @mariagoretgregorekibarazze9006
      @mariagoretgregorekibarazze9006 3 роки тому +13

      @@yvettescott305 shut up

    • @maybe.cloud1
      @maybe.cloud1 3 роки тому +3

      @E̶r̸r̷o̶r̶_̷ F̴o̶x̴o̸r̷e̴i̵g̴o̸n̸ 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🥲☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😏😒🙁😞☹️😔😣😟😖😕😫😩😠🥺😡😢🤬😭🤯😤😳🥵😥🥶😓😱🤗😨🤔😰🤭🤫😬🤥🙄😶😯😐😦😑😧 just kidding no

    • @sneakypineapple793
      @sneakypineapple793 3 роки тому +1

      @E̶r̸r̷o̶r̶_̷ F̴o̶x̴o̸r̷e̴i̵g̴o̸n̸ I will do it

    • @austraya
      @austraya 3 роки тому +1

      potato🛍📦🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍📦🛒📦🪄📦🪄📬📬🪄📬🪄🪄🪄🪄🪄📫🎀📫🎀📫🎀🪄📬🪄🪄🏷📦🪆📨🪑🪑🪑📨😣🤥😣😶😣😐😣🤔😣🤔😖😣🤗😞😓🤥🤥🤥🤪🤩🥳😶🥳😶😟🤗😖😭😭🤗😢🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤩🥶🤩😓😓😓😓🤩😓🤩🥶🤩😱🤩😱😨🤩😨🤩😰🤩😰😱😔🥶😞🥵☹️🥵😔😡😡🤩🤬😱😔😔🤗😔😐😣😐😣😦😣😣😶😣😶😔😶😔😔🤗😔🤗😔🤗😔🤥🤥😞😓😓😞😥☹️🤥☹️🙄🙄😲🤨😯😋😯😯😶📗🔐📕🔎📕🔎📕🔏📒🔎📚🖌🗞📝📋🔐🗄🖍🗄🖌🗂🖌📒🖌📒🔍📙🔍🔗❣️🧡💝🤎☮️🤎✡️☮️🛐☸️🤍☪️💞☯️💕☯️

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +844

    "Daddy? I thought you were dead"
    "Yeah, well it turns out I still like getting paid"
    The most Harrison Ford line ever

  • @peregrinryanroswela.1281
    @peregrinryanroswela.1281 4 роки тому +2595

    Rey: Everyone loves sand
    *Anakin has left the chat*

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser 4 роки тому +74

      That movie was really the ultimate middle finger to Anakin. He didn't really kill palps, and his lightsaber ends near the building where his mother is buried.

    • @darthvader2241
      @darthvader2241 4 роки тому +22

      Nah I’m still here

    • @lukeskywalkerstudios941
      @lukeskywalkerstudios941 4 роки тому +5

      roian zanwl hazillan lol

    • @yoda8obiwan836
      @yoda8obiwan836 4 роки тому +9

      @@darthvader2241 you are not Anakin, you are Darth Vader.
      Who remember the " How Star Wars Empire Strikes Back Should have ended" know what I am talking about

    • @darthvader2241
      @darthvader2241 4 роки тому +12

      Y0da & Obi-W4n I am now both Anakin and Vader because I cannot choose to be light side or dark side.

  • @pheadland27
    @pheadland27 3 роки тому +439

    "Its this whole thing. I know it sounds weird, but I just need you to DO IT" haha glad there was a DO IT in this.

    • @hatred6260
      @hatred6260 3 роки тому +19

      DEW IT*

    • @Deerhunter91
      @Deerhunter91 2 роки тому +2

      Star wars what if?.... emperor Palpatine became a girl

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly Рік тому +1

      The subtitles show it as ""dew it.

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 3 роки тому +368

    Favorite parts
    8:19 “No boyfriends allowed!” (Girl scream and wilhelm scream)
    “Double lightsabers! The only Sith lightning weakness! Why can’t I stop shocking myself!”

    • @kpz6600
      @kpz6600 2 роки тому +1

      all are pretty funny, this part made me laugh a lot, same with other parts

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 Рік тому

      What is a wilhelm scream?

    • @conmanay4563
      @conmanay4563 Рік тому +2

      @@Poe-007 the scream when he hits the rocks is the wilhelm scream, a sound effect that’s been reused since at least the fist airings of a new hope

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 Рік тому

      @@conmanay4563 - ahh okay. Thanks man 👍🏽

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 Рік тому +1

      My pops to me with a girl

  • @thememegeneer5716
    @thememegeneer5716 4 роки тому +3157

    “This will remind you that your friends are all dead”
    Y E A H H H H H H H H

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 4 роки тому +28

      hahahahhahahahah that blows me up xD

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 4 роки тому +36

      3:52

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 4 роки тому +21

      Funny part is if JJ had a brain he'd realise Chewbacca didnt want to be given a medal in public so he got one in private

    • @Mjack_
      @Mjack_ 4 роки тому +10

      "Yeaaaaaggghh"
      -chewy

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 4 роки тому +8

      Too soon?

  • @mr.sansman5341
    @mr.sansman5341 4 роки тому +1749

    “I’m a nostalgic cameo here to boost your box office numbers.”

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 роки тому +34

      Well considering Joker made more money, doubt it worked

    • @Cody-ru1cz
      @Cody-ru1cz 4 роки тому +60

      @@Dingo-wk5ed Well yeah. Its gonna take a lot more than just another cameo to save this dumpster fire

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +11

      Boy that line sure aged like milk

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 роки тому +10

      bigpimpdaddy69 No it did. Go on box office mojo. Rise of Skywalker lost to Joker by just $100,000

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +2

      @Adrian And also if Leia didn't contact Lando, they'd likely be dead before the 2nd act
      So yeah he's alot more than just a glorified cameo

  • @m.ei_j3702
    @m.ei_j3702 3 роки тому +686

    “ mom stabed me in the back , u stabed me in the front
    ITS LIKE A BETREIAL SANDWICH!”

  • @nekosky7638
    @nekosky7638 3 роки тому +551

    Palpitine: No Boyfriend Allowed
    Kylo ren: screams like girl...

  • @danielvangool1461
    @danielvangool1461 4 роки тому +825

    5:10 "woh. We almost gave your character an arc there"
    Help. My sides 😂😂😂😂

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 4 роки тому +23

      Finn dodged a bullet there!

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 4 роки тому +450

    Palpatine: "No boyfriends allowed!"
    Kylo: *girl scream*

    • @woofwolffe9360
      @woofwolffe9360 4 роки тому +3

      I am dying from that lol!!! hahahahaha

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 роки тому +3

      And the sound he made a few seconds before that after he got hit in the gut.haha

    • @alanortiz3400
      @alanortiz3400 4 роки тому +1

      I can get that out of my head and I laughed for at least 1hour 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +382

    "X-rey. Haha get it! X-ray"
    That made me laugh more than I should've

  • @c0mae
    @c0mae 3 роки тому +249

    "Now we can get married, and have lots of babies..."
    "On second thought ... aaaaaaahhhhh" 🤣🤣🤣 died

    • @EduardoLopez-oo7vk
      @EduardoLopez-oo7vk 3 роки тому +2

      Copied

    • @c0mae
      @c0mae 3 роки тому +4

      @@EduardoLopez-oo7vk no. if you look at it, i posted this comment a month before the other person.

    • @EduardoLopez-oo7vk
      @EduardoLopez-oo7vk 3 роки тому +1

      @@c0mae I checked you mean he posted it two months earlier

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 роки тому

      *Kylo lost the will to will to live*

  • @thisguy3372
    @thisguy3372 4 роки тому +2372

    “BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!!!”

    • @liamzimmer5948
      @liamzimmer5948 4 роки тому +76

      The third!

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 4 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 4 роки тому +10

      lol

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro 4 роки тому +85

      His name being Chewbacca is actually way more believable... Neither Han nor Leia ever had a close relationship with Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi so there's no real reason why either of them would ever name their son after him. Leia only knew him as Obi-Wan from stories and never really met him... unless you count when she was a baby... Han had the most interaction with him and didn't even like Ben him. Luke was the only person who ever had a close enough relationship with Ben to actually want to name a kid after him. Did Luke name Han and Leia's kid? He's the uncle, since when do uncles get to decide the names of their sister's child? Considering how close Han and Chewbacca are it makes way more sense that he'd name his son after his best friend... as ridiculous as that sounds because Chewbacca is basically a large alien humanoid dog... But it wouldn't be the first time one of Harrison Ford's characters took a name from a dog and gave it to a person... remember when we found out Indiana isn't his real name and was actually the name of a dog he had as kid.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +31

      RialVestro chewie isn’t a large humanoid dog-like creature. He’s a long-living, large, intelligent, humanoid, bear-like noble warrior; who had no problem eating other sentient prisoners, as the monster inside the empire’s knockoff sarlaac pit.

  • @padawansarah7770
    @padawansarah7770 4 роки тому +663

    Rey: everyone loves sand!
    Anakin: she can NOT be a skywalker!!

    • @jukab9292
      @jukab9292 4 роки тому +25

      He’s gonna kill HER children

    • @kyrainterior9586
      @kyrainterior9586 4 роки тому +11

      I dont like sand it course rought iritating and it gets everywhere

    • @monokuma1798
      @monokuma1798 4 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @ivanzimita7267
      @ivanzimita7267 4 роки тому +9

      She can't be a Skywalker, she didn't lose her hand. Welcome to my Ted Talk

    • @weetopeetop
      @weetopeetop 4 роки тому +1

      616 likes, marvel!

  • @itzmeavery9854
    @itzmeavery9854 3 роки тому +167

    6:52 “can I take you as well?” “Nope, I’m just another nostalgic cameo.” LMAO 😂

  • @captconrad6014
    @captconrad6014 3 роки тому +86

    Obiwan: Why the heck are you falsely surrendering to the enemy? That's a war crime.
    Anakin: I learned it by watching you!

  • @spencergambrell7819
    @spencergambrell7819 3 роки тому +2243

    “She’s force-timing with her boyfriend again” I about lost it

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 4 роки тому +851

    “I’ll bury them in sand. Everyone likes sand! Especially this sand.”
    *Anakin’s Force Ghost:* “I HATE YOU!”
    *General Grievous’ Ghost:* **coughs**
    “A fine addition to my collection!”

    • @orcmama8
      @orcmama8 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh yes...

    • @nablis7287
      @nablis7287 4 роки тому +15

      Imagine hearing a autistic coughing in the distance

    • @faizan4462
      @faizan4462 4 роки тому +1

      - jonobot

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 роки тому +15

      More like buries them on a planet which Anakin, Luke and Princess Leia only have bad memories of.

    • @basak9746
      @basak9746 4 роки тому +18

      ''Anakin’s Force Ghost: “I HATE YOU!” THAT needed to happen lol 😂

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 роки тому +145

    *Palpatine lifts up Ben*
    Palpatine:'NO BOYFRIENDS ARE ALLOWED!''
    Backgroundsound:'AAGGGHHHH!!!'

  • @B0tAcH1
    @B0tAcH1 3 роки тому +178

    Lando: This is a Holocr- WAYFINDER!
    Kylo: Don't ask how I got here with an old non lightspeed TIE.
    Oh wow, a large channel that actually know Star Wars lore?

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 3 роки тому +24

      Fandom leads to knowledge that many would consider unnatural.

    • @rhettmaxwell4860
      @rhettmaxwell4860 2 роки тому +1

      @Noah Chun how come your two comments are exactly the same?

    • @jonahhhhhhh
      @jonahhhhhhh 2 роки тому +5

      @Noah Chun cause JJ Abrams doesn't even know what a Holocron is.

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 4 роки тому +638

    "You can't change me."
    "BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!"
    "EHHH MOMMY!"
    I accept that as his full canon name.

    • @tbnrprimestudios1232
      @tbnrprimestudios1232 4 роки тому +14

      So do I

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 4 роки тому +19

      Best star wars name ever

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 4 роки тому +31

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Benjamin Chewbacca Solo? I thought not. It’s not a story the George Lucas would tell you. It’s a cheap Disney childrens tale.

    • @nps86
      @nps86 4 роки тому +10

      Darth Swolo finds your lack of faith disturbing.

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 4 роки тому +3

      @@henryslager9406 What did he do?

  • @jonepartridge
    @jonepartridge 4 роки тому +1527

    “It’s called a holocr- I mean way finder” was probably the best thing I’ve heard all day. That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the movie!😂

    • @alvarodelgado9420
      @alvarodelgado9420 4 роки тому +16

      I didn't get that reference. Where is it from?

    • @drivablesum
      @drivablesum 4 роки тому +25

      Star Wars Jedi fallen order

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +49

      It really is a holocron

    • @darthnihilus5226
      @darthnihilus5226 4 роки тому +60

      @@alvarodelgado9420 A holocron is a thing used to storage something on it ,especially jedi and sith knowledge.Also,holocrons can only be open by force users.

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 4 роки тому +6

      Mysterious Triangle

  • @cassidillard5117
    @cassidillard5117 3 роки тому +53

    The amount of adorable Reylo references made my heart squee. Honestly this parody was better than the movie.

  • @LARGESPEED01
    @LARGESPEED01 3 роки тому +68

    Rey:Now we can get married and have lots of babies!
    Kylo:On second thoughts

  • @karlz2187
    @karlz2187 4 роки тому +507

    “BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!” I’m dying

  • @hotcakesmilkshakes9815
    @hotcakesmilkshakes9815 4 роки тому +814

    Kylo Ren - “It’s like a betrayal sandwich.” 😂

    • @nicholasnugen1689
      @nicholasnugen1689 4 роки тому +2

      I literally paused the video to type exactly what you said in your comment. Make sure to give me those 500+ likes too. That shot was too funny and I want to take credit for saying it in the comments first!

    • @houseofmmm
      @houseofmmm 4 роки тому +5

      @@nicholasnugen1689 who cares.

    • @eternalcaptain2318
      @eternalcaptain2318 4 роки тому +2

      @@nicholasnugen1689 yea who cares

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicholasnugen1689 Why would you care about likes?
      It's not like they're money.
      Isn't it enough to know that others agree with you by commenting the same thing you wanted to?

    • @qerri
      @qerri 4 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @elwinheslege2060
    @elwinheslege2060 3 роки тому +39

    “I’m Rey gonna find the Wayfinder gonna save the Dayfinder
    No matter what else I find”

  • @theryos2509
    @theryos2509 3 роки тому +31

    "How much you wanna bet I can throw a lightsaber over the mountains?"
    Haha I caught that Napoleon Dynamite Refrence

  • @pathfindermorning
    @pathfindermorning 4 роки тому +1277

    Rey: “everyone likes sand”
    Anakin: “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

  • @ofgraham
    @ofgraham 4 роки тому +1330

    “Oh my gosh. Do you even have a plan?”
    No. No they didn’t.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 роки тому +42

      *Cries in duel of the fates*

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 роки тому +14

      I mean I don’t think they will start a new trilogy without a guidelines no veteran director does that

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +3

      Well technically uh, NAH!

    • @mattrismatt
      @mattrismatt 4 роки тому +1

      Just because you aren't aware of Lucasfilm's plan, doesn't mean they didn't have one. In that regard, I can assure you they had one. _You'll see._

    • @lordtraust
      @lordtraust 4 роки тому +30

      Their plan was to make lots of money

  • @kingofmirzapur3679
    @kingofmirzapur3679 3 роки тому +41

    7:36
    We all forgot the legendary dialogue
    'Dew It'

  • @mylesbroadbent6652
    @mylesbroadbent6652 3 роки тому +37

    Rey: “everyone loves sand”
    Anakin: *visible frustration*

  • @joshuamyles4992
    @joshuamyles4992 4 роки тому +463

    Each main character's arc in a sentence:
    Rey: "This movie is not going to kill Chewie, you dingus!
    Finn: "Nah, let's kill them all."
    Poe: "We're going to blow them all up, just like every single time before!"
    Kylo Ren: "BeTrAyAl SaNdWiCh"
    Chewie: "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!"
    Rose: *couldn't find enough dialogue*

  • @andrewzink1097
    @andrewzink1097 4 роки тому +682

    "Oh no, its click-bait Rey!"
    The truest, most honest line to ever critique a hack/fakeout clip in a movie trailer ever. Brilliant. 👏👏👏

    • @sapphicv
      @sapphicv 4 роки тому +8

      Click bait rey: Hello! *Smiles really wide*

    • @SkylordAh
      @SkylordAh 3 роки тому +1

      Pre order rey > clickbait rey

  • @dakotasherman632
    @dakotasherman632 3 роки тому +30

    I like how your edits actually make a romance subplot between Rey and Ben actually organic and make sense, even if it's a joke, since Disney failed completely at it.

  • @emitchell
    @emitchell 3 роки тому +55

    “Alright nights of ren, I want you to stand on top of that rock. :)”
    More....
    MOREEEEEEEE
    Alright good.

    • @emitchell
      @emitchell 3 роки тому

      That’s sounded like patrick

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 4 роки тому +957

    "Oh my gosh, do you even have a plan?"
    Did Disney?

  • @muffledcompany7814
    @muffledcompany7814 4 роки тому +294

    Ray: let’s get married and have kids and...
    Ren: nevermind I don’t wanna live

  • @playstation2612
    @playstation2612 3 роки тому +39

    Kylo: I thought I stabbed you
    Han: Yeah it turns out I still like getting paid.

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 роки тому

      True lol

    • @robert-janthuis9927
      @robert-janthuis9927 2 роки тому

      It's not like getting stabbed matters anymore here anyway, so guess what, I'm baaaaaa-haaaaaaaack.

  • @Medievalannie
    @Medievalannie 4 роки тому +878

    The scene where Leia basically distracts Kylo so Rey can stab him kills me every time. And now I will forever remember it fondly as the "betrayal sandwich" scene. Thank you.

    • @henrythehenri7262
      @henrythehenri7262 4 роки тому +26

      Also when leai says I’m distracting u, u terd blossom it’s a reference to guardians of the galaxy

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 роки тому +5

      It killed him too

    • @beetle0164
      @beetle0164 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @zachbishop6980
    @zachbishop6980 4 роки тому +812

    Rey: Hooray we can get married and have babies!
    *Ben Solo has left the chat*

  • @eclipse3864
    @eclipse3864 3 роки тому +15

    "Oh no! She's face-timing with her boyfriend again!"
    XD I died of laughter

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 роки тому +315

    Han:'Hey son
    Kylo:'Daddy!?'
    Kylo:'What are you doing here? I -i stabbed you!'
    Han:'Yeah turns out i still like getting paid.'
    This reminds me of Harrison talking the whole time in the interviews about the fact he likes getting paid and thats all

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 роки тому +7

      At least it was also in character for Han...

    • @CMOT101
      @CMOT101 7 місяців тому

      Well done. You explained the joke. Even though you didn't need to at all.

  • @fahmiakbar1454
    @fahmiakbar1454 4 роки тому +1247

    "She can do it now?"
    "She can do it now."
    Basically this movie in a nutshell
    EDIT: Thanks for the like folks, may the force be with you :)

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 4 роки тому +1

      yep

    • @elimiller2188
      @elimiller2188 4 роки тому +5

      They rejected him because he told the truth

    • @Alexe_arte
      @Alexe_arte 4 роки тому +5

      YEAAAAAAAHHHH

    • @maulikparekh776
      @maulikparekh776 4 роки тому +9

      *the entire trilogy in a nutshell

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 роки тому +5

      The simple question that was asked by millions around the world in different languages.

  • @rayesafan9628
    @rayesafan9628 4 роки тому +1219

    "Oh no! It's ClickBait Rey!"
    That one got me.

  • @DarrylErickson
    @DarrylErickson 3 роки тому +52

    “Everyone loves sand. Especially this sand!”
    You know who: “LIAR!”

  • @masterbuilder0018
    @masterbuilder0018 3 роки тому +17

    Best part was the ending. "Oh, she left" xD

  • @okanan267
    @okanan267 4 роки тому +434

    Rey: Everyone loves sand
    Anakin: *Screams in sith lord*

    • @jaydenmania5858
      @jaydenmania5858 3 роки тому +12

      Akakin:thank god the dark side doesn’t have tattooing soldiers.
      Sandtroopers:allow us to introduce ourselves.
      Anakin:I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE I DID WITH THE PADWANS!

    • @kushorises9871
      @kushorises9871 3 роки тому +6

      I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

    • @arielfilmsinc1926
      @arielfilmsinc1926 3 роки тому +4

      Or more like "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @matveisoykin4182
      @matveisoykin4182 3 роки тому +2

      @@kushorises9871 wait you're not supposed to say that

  • @NobodysName2401
    @NobodysName2401 2 роки тому +11

    I absolutely love everytime chewy says “YEAAAAHHHH”

  • @Meggimagine
    @Meggimagine 3 роки тому +12

    Hearing Palpatine declare himself as Rey's "GRAN-PAPA" was kinda hilariously weird

  • @psyberiusblack
    @psyberiusblack 4 роки тому +322

    Rose: I wanna come too!
    Finn: No, you stay here.
    LOLOLOL

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine if Rose had gotten court marshaled after she almost killed the resistance

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 4 роки тому +1

      Her actress didn’t want anymore hate! It’s not her fault 😡

    • @ethancarbajal8496
      @ethancarbajal8496 4 роки тому +1

      @@mr.l8723 they are not mad at Rose's actress they just don't like the character even though Rose is pretty cool those haters are all just a bunch of nerds who care about everything

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 4 роки тому +628

    "yay we can get married now and have lots of babies!-"
    "On second thought"
    *Kylo lost the will to live*

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 4 роки тому +24

      It what happened

    • @ryanking8227
      @ryanking8227 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe he just didn't want his kids to end up like him.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +27

      I think he was just overwhelmed by the fumes from Rey hardly ever changing her clothes.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 роки тому +8

      Kylo Ren she was hot though

    • @shanerajkumar3633
      @shanerajkumar3633 4 роки тому +8

      Ben pulls a Padme

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 роки тому +61

    Rey:'We are never going to find the dagger, the dagger is gone.'
    *Kylo in his fleet*
    Kylo:''Just kidding i got the dagger!'
    Rey:'What!?'
    Kylo:'And i got Chewie too!'
    Chewie:'YeAaAaAaAaAaAh!!!'
    Rey:'I knew he wasnt dead.'
    Kylo:'And you're never gonna get them back!'
    *Rey a few minutes later*
    Rey:'Got them both!'
    Kylo:'NOOOOOO!!'
    Rey:'And thanks for getting our ship too!'
    Kylo:'DANG IT!'
    Sorry but it was just too hilarious!

  • @hassathunter2464
    @hassathunter2464 3 роки тому +7

    "Betrayal sandwich"
    Darth Traya: *wipes tear*

  • @geotheleo2716
    @geotheleo2716 4 роки тому +353

    Chewie the whole entire movie: YEAAHH
    Fin the entire movie: RREEYY
    Kylo Ren: sslliddee to the left

    • @emilyminassian9
      @emilyminassian9 4 роки тому +3

      Geo the Leo sssssssliiiiiiddddeeee

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 4 роки тому +5

      Criss cross!

    • @ImperialWarrior6490
      @ImperialWarrior6490 4 роки тому

      Rey: Oh there you are!

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 4 роки тому

      @@teridactyl1250 Sorta, "YEAAAAA!"

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 4 роки тому

      This video will probably be removed , becuase of racism claims over that "yea" . Can't have a furry humanoid screaming and smiling "yea" like a well-known internet caricature yelling "sheeeit!" ;). Mark my words .
      And also my post will get deleted for saying "humanoid" ,

  • @racool911
    @racool911 4 роки тому +512

    “I’ve lost the will to live”
    Why did that make me laugh so hard

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 4 роки тому +20

      probably because it was the dumbest part of Revenge of the Sith.

    • @CommanderCodyCC
      @CommanderCodyCC 4 роки тому +6

      @@JE-zl6uy The dumbest part of revenge of the sith was the credits

    • @satoshimuny31
      @satoshimuny31 4 роки тому +5

      I just realized that Luke also lost will to live in previous episode.

    • @whippedsprinklesag9187
      @whippedsprinklesag9187 4 роки тому +7

      Man these Skywalkers and Rey just hate life

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 4 роки тому +1

      She was shocked before giving birth.

  • @KevinIsNice6984
    @KevinIsNice6984 3 роки тому +6

    i expected:
    "heres your medal from 40 years ago"
    " *YEAAAAAAHHHHH* "

  • @ryanhasproblems
    @ryanhasproblems 3 роки тому +8

    “Hooray, I did it! Oh wait, I lost the will to live, blehhhh...”

  • @trentlegostudios
    @trentlegostudios 4 роки тому +258

    Rose: I wanna come TOOOOOOOO!
    Finn: No you stay here.
    That was hilarious

    • @kenshi6693
      @kenshi6693 4 роки тому

      Rose survived? How. Why. What.

  • @jaidcz9068
    @jaidcz9068 4 роки тому +591

    “It’s called a holocro- I mean a wayfinder” 😂😂😂

    • @ignore4973
      @ignore4973 3 роки тому +8

      Weekend114 I know they had to make something knew and make the plot way more complicated

    • @randomstuff12134
      @randomstuff12134 3 роки тому +3

      I love that part too

    • @hannahmorgan7213
      @hannahmorgan7213 3 роки тому +5

      Made me so mad

    • @hebthealien
      @hebthealien 3 роки тому +6

      When I watched it in the theaters I thought it was a holocron as well lol

    • @count7340
      @count7340 3 роки тому +2

      What's a holocron?

  • @styx53ocean
    @styx53ocean 3 роки тому +11

    The one channel that can ALWAYS make me laugh until my sides hurt!

  • @edwardflint6714
    @edwardflint6714 3 роки тому +21

    Was this a parody? This is how I remember how the movie went

  • @Jrm-bd3nl
    @Jrm-bd3nl 4 роки тому +741

    “Dad? What are you doing here? I stabbed you!”
    *”well turns out I still like getting paid”*

    • @patrickcraft2845
      @patrickcraft2845 3 роки тому +15

      i feel like its the only reason harrison ford decided to do that role-

    • @charliestokes4520
      @charliestokes4520 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @fabienneisore7831
      @fabienneisore7831 3 роки тому +1

      Brilliant!

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 3 роки тому

      Michael Afton he didn’t comb his hair, he didn’t shave, I’m willing to bet he didn’t even shower. He gave no fucks that day

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 4 роки тому +345

    "Why did you stab me if you were just gonna reverse it ?!!"
    "Because you're good now."
    "I am ??"
    "Yeah...gotta go !" 😂

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +5

    "i'll just bury them in sand, everyone loves sand"
    her "grandfather" in law: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*

  • @OB1LitzBlitz
    @OB1LitzBlitz 3 роки тому +7

    "Oh no I've lost the will to live"
    Happy padme noise

  • @justsomerandomuser2700
    @justsomerandomuser2700 4 роки тому +331

    When a parody is better than the actual movie

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 4 роки тому +30

      Charlie Vetsworth who’s to say rise of skywalker isn’t a comedy... I definitelyfound it funny

    • @Ayeayecaptain667
      @Ayeayecaptain667 4 роки тому +3

      Did someone say SAO Abridged?

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ayeayecaptain667 No, but great example

    • @jlmaoz6165
      @jlmaoz6165 4 роки тому +10

      After watching this I'm so glad I didnt see the movie 😂 love hishe dubs

    • @JonathanLauzon
      @JonathanLauzon 4 роки тому +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth Except the original movie was so ridiculous that they actually can! :O

  • @MrHankHN
    @MrHankHN 4 роки тому +471

    This was about 3 times more entertaining than the actual movie.

    • @maxtube444
      @maxtube444 4 роки тому +14

      Not only three 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k times bettter

    • @sollder1240
      @sollder1240 4 роки тому +4

      And so much shorter, thank god!

    • @j3dR576
      @j3dR576 4 роки тому +6

      3 times 0 is still 0

    • @kingturt2112
      @kingturt2112 4 роки тому

      yeah you friend

    • @MCR123321
      @MCR123321 4 роки тому

      Better writing too.

  • @Trickstari
    @Trickstari 3 роки тому +7

    “I’ve suddenly lost the will to live.” 😂

  • @CanYouHackett97
    @CanYouHackett97 2 роки тому +4

    The ghosts just telling her to make an X with her lightsaber is by far my favorite part

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 4 роки тому +197

    "It's called a Holocro... I mean wayfinder." gave me a hearty guffaw!

  • @SKyrim190
    @SKyrim190 4 роки тому +382

    The fact Ben Solo ghost shows up makes this actually better in that scene!

    • @TheAssassinLoverYT
      @TheAssassinLoverYT 4 роки тому +48

      Honestly. I was like none of this is meant to be taken seriously so how is it that they managed to do better than the actual directors?

    • @legendarybubbles4567
      @legendarybubbles4567 4 роки тому +14

      Exactly! I was pissed when his ghost didn’t show up at the end!

    • @anthonymarshall6868
      @anthonymarshall6868 4 роки тому +21

      I was pissed cause they didn't even use Anakin Skywalker's force ghost either!

    • @akkijaianu
      @akkijaianu 4 роки тому +2

      Sophie Marie Martos (Student) Ben and a I ARE MY FAV BOIS TOOOO

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheAssassinLoverYT Well, it's not like they could've actually done worse. XD

  • @generalgreivous2884
    @generalgreivous2884 3 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Chewie: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @justinb6926
    @justinb6926 3 роки тому +8

    3:17 we captured the Wookie!!!

  • @user-fm1fg1mh6r
    @user-fm1fg1mh6r 3 роки тому +347

    "And im a spy!"
    "Ohh right when it got interesting!"

  • @casedreamer
    @casedreamer 4 роки тому +529

    Ngl this is way more better than the original one.

  • @michael2350
    @michael2350 3 роки тому +2

    1:56 Yeeeaah, its defnitely a holocron, i thaught about that the whole movie 😆

  • @kpz6600
    @kpz6600 2 роки тому +3

    "I can take the critcism" Literally kills a crewmate in a couple of seconds. Ha! great one HISHE :)

  • @notoriousbread2246
    @notoriousbread2246 4 роки тому +117

    "So you were a stormtrooper!"
    "Does that mean we can try and turn all the stormtroopers good like we did!"
    "Nope, were just gonna kill them all"
    "Oh, thank god they almost gave you a character arc"
    This line gave me a heart attack, because it would've been such a neat storyline. THEY DID NOTHING WITH FINS CHARACTER

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 4 роки тому +2

      and that was really disappointing

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 роки тому +12

      Excuse me?!
      HE HAD A CHARACTER ARC!
      REEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
      Reeeeeey!
      REY!

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 роки тому +1

      They gave him a downward spiral instead.

    • @charleyking8931
      @charleyking8931 4 роки тому +1

      So sad because he could have been a really good character. Same for Rose. Only thing Abrams and Johnson could agree on was that Fin had to constantly say/whisper/ask about/scream "REEEEEYYYY"

    • @josephwan
      @josephwan 4 роки тому

      This could change everything if this is how they stop that fleet. First he struggle to follow order and want to be good, then he discover the truth about the capitalistic nature of a war machine and realise the rebellion might not be as good as he think and doubt his decision again. Then he find other escaped stormtroopers and find the third path to end the battle.

  • @countesscole
    @countesscole 4 роки тому +151

    "Here's a medal from 40 years ago...
    It will remind you that all your friends are gone"😂😂😂 Poor Chewie

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 4 роки тому +11

      Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh !

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +5

      Too soon?

    • @MoisesZTech
      @MoisesZTech 4 роки тому +1

      God I hate that scene so much. I get everything else and I’ll even make excuses for some...but c’mon this was just so blatantly out of touch, like a “...OH YEAH I FORGOT” moment

  • @patrickblind998
    @patrickblind998 4 місяці тому +1

    Every time Chewie says 'Yeah' I lose it.... these dubs are too damned good!

  • @dingusmachingus7951
    @dingusmachingus7951 3 роки тому +1

    "Aah! Clickbait rey!"
    I'm dead

  • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
    @bluelanternguardianangel8038 4 роки тому +293

    Rey: now we can get married, and have lots of babies........
    Ben: on second thought *death noises*
    Lmao hishe you never let me down

    • @dooda9566
      @dooda9566 4 роки тому +2

      never ruuun around and desert youu

    • @MariaLourdes-lb7fj
      @MariaLourdes-lb7fj 4 роки тому +1

      @@dooda9566 did... did you just rickroll me?!?

    • @harizirfan5117
      @harizirfan5117 4 роки тому

      @@MariaLourdes-lb7fj never gonna make you cry,never gonna say goodbye

  • @DavidEmanuelUwU91
    @DavidEmanuelUwU91 4 роки тому +115

    “We almost gave your character an ark there.”

  • @ligmaballz1
    @ligmaballz1 3 роки тому +4

    "it turns out I still like getting paid"

  • @TheHiYaku
    @TheHiYaku 11 місяців тому +1

    "Yeah, turns out I still like getting paid"... still and always my favourite line

  • @excusemewhat8437
    @excusemewhat8437 3 роки тому +193

    “I’ve lost the will to live.”
    Padmé 2005 and Rey 2020

  • @thespidergamerflores6132
    @thespidergamerflores6132 3 роки тому +549

    5:25
    “Ah clickbait Rey”
    lol i felt that one

  • @LeapOfMusic
    @LeapOfMusic Рік тому +2

    The best dialogue of this video: Chwie's YEAH!

  • @feralpixiedreamgirl
    @feralpixiedreamgirl 4 роки тому +185

    "And I'm the spy!"
    *gets shot*
    "Oh right when I got interesting."
    😂😂😭😭😭

  • @woofwolffe9360
    @woofwolffe9360 4 роки тому +469

    "Benjamin Chewbacca Solo!" "I am your GRANDPAPA!" Okay, HISHE, your purpose is fulfilled, now go and do every single one of the other Star Wars movies lol

    • @msaxena9032
      @msaxena9032 4 роки тому +30

      YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 4 роки тому +7

      yes do the prequels, do Rogue One, do Solo

    • @yoda8obiwan836
      @yoda8obiwan836 4 роки тому +7

      I thought Palpatine would say, I am the Senate.

    • @hawk7256
      @hawk7256 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah can you do revenge of the sith next"

    • @dianabaselyous9551
      @dianabaselyous9551 4 роки тому +2

      Do the phantom menace

  • @johnlagerman5610
    @johnlagerman5610 3 роки тому +4

    This is better written then the actual movie

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 3 роки тому +3

    I had a lot of fun watching this trilogy. I found it very entertaining, but Rey and Ben's interactions in this are hysterical.

  • @katies6680
    @katies6680 4 роки тому +113

    “Kylo’s being a bully, I can’t go this anymore”
    I lost it😂😂

  • @teslaromans1023
    @teslaromans1023 Рік тому +1

    The fact they could have done so much with this movie and completely blew it up 😢