Don't worry, I speak idiot: Basically he's saying that you should like if you agree that Mark should be allowed to take as many days off as he needs in order to get better, because true fans would care about his wellbeing.
A really detailed thesis on why Mark's math was wrong in the last video. About the sun exploding, or some bullshit like that. Literally all those words are typed out. I don't know why. I don't know what I'm talking about. And neither does Mark.
That wasn't Mark it was obviously Christopher Walken wearing the dead Mark's skin and pretending to be him to keep the illusion alive, though he realized his Markiplier impression sounds like a bad Christopher(Still)Walken impression so he said he was sick and has been making videos since.
It's a thing in America. He just doesn't know what it is. Walk into any Walgreens while they have the promotions going, and it'll be everywhere and they make a huge deal about each person who donates and gets their red nose.
*deeply* hey, im batman *appears out of nowhere* im batman *appears out of pants* im batman -guy- what the f*** are you doing in my pants -batman- uhhhh...? im batman -guy- YOU FLIPPIN *facepalm facepalm facepalm* (do not take this comment seriously it was just a joke batman wouldnt do that and hes awesome)
Acktually, your mathematics in the previous video on the exploding of the sun was incorrect as you need to divide the mass by the square root of the force exerted by gravity in the solar system. Also you forgot to carry the one a minor but detrimental error that caused your answer to be about forty million years of. In addition to this the coefficient of slope and trjactory of the sun flares needs to be accounted for as the radiation they produce can cause catistrophic changes in the way the sun works. In conclusion your math while making sense is flawed.
Is it me, or is mark 1000x more sarcastic when he's sick, it's absolutely hilarious haha. But in all seriousness though, you shouldn't force yourself to make videos when your sick, honestly just get some rest you sexy bastard. Much love
His voice is so freaking satisfying to hear, no matter if he's sick or not! xD
Get better soon markimoo
o my Gahhhh it's you!!!! hi!!!.
he sounds like he took a bit... too many chigarettes
OHHHHHH MAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAAAWWWWWD IT'S LUIGI!
Tbh I love crys voice too
Omg, hey Luigikid! It's awesome to see you here! :)
Sick Mark is so sassy and sarcastic
Wow
Jes lol so true
Haha lol ikr
To anyone who doesn't know what Santander Tota is i will explain. It's a bank at the very least a European Bank, we in Portugal have it.
Sickiplier is the best combination of sass, humor and memory loss I've ever experienced lol
Haha lmao amarite
😂ikr
It's like he's drunk, but without the drinks.
Sickiplker 😂 I love when ppl do that with words and his name lol
Yes
Why is Mark really sarcastic when he's sick. But it's so funny, I love it.
Why bullshit
Rup
Rip
*A really detailed thesis about why the sun math was wrong*
not in the top 3 but still pretty close, mark
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!
!!!!!
+Taymid lol
you shit shut up
Hmm, I see. Yep, Mark dun goofed
Mark? What the fuck are you doing out of bed?? Get some rest.
Old Markiplier pls.
I agree
+YoungbloodGamez and his math was wrong. Again.
get a brake bro u working too HARD
fo go go fuckyourself
The intensity of your lazy eye is directly proportional to the strength of cold medicine you take
cant stop laughing at this one.
I wish I could like this comment on mobile...
Oh well. Bumping with another comment works just as well.
Holy shit I didn't even catch that until I read this after a minute into the video. Holy fuck I'm dying
is it me or his voice gets EVEN DEEPER when he is sick HIS VOICE DOES NOT NEED TO BE DEEPER THAN ITS ALREADY IS GOD DAWN
BlastOff MMo's I NOTICED THAT TOO OML
BlastOff MMo's if it got any lower you wouldn't be able to hear him haha
God dawn
I vote mark for the new Batman
Lol that would be great
yup
Lmao yes.
Yesyesyes
same
BATMARK!!!!
Oh My God YES! 😂XD
i was thinking the same thing XD
your right
presisly
Batiplier
A really detailed thesis on why my math was wrong in the last video
which happened alot, i read them xD
+MynicknameisViolet Psyduck as a profile picture! Hah, Genius! XD
When Mark doesn't feel like reading all the unique comments so he pretty much tells us what to write in the comments
holy crap! Markiplier is Batman!
"Where's Rachel!" Markiplier 2016
holy shiz
markman
No I'm Batman!
I wonder if his mother's name is Martha.
I really can't tell if sick mark voice is hot or not. I don't hate it. But if it's this cute then how cute is his morning voice.
Oh lord his morning voice must be legendary
Just as cute😈😊
hothothot
for fuck's sake. you people grab some duct tape and write "stalker" on your foreheads. Freaking creeps lmao
Damn it now you got me thinking
no mark you need to rest. don't worry about us.
Yeah you need rest mark
go rest budd!
TOP THREE! HE SAID IT HIMSELF!!!!!
Get Better Mark!!!
Mark ffs get some re- oh this has been said already. Still, bears repeating:
GET SOME REST, YOUR HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT TO US
close your eyes and it would sound like Batman is narrating this vid
While going through puberty
The Real Candy Cadet can you please tell me a story
I think we can all agree that Mark loses 85% of his sanity when he's sick, right.
jup
Yup
To be honest, I'm not sure if he has 85% of sanity to lose. But that's what makes him cool. Sanity is lame
Totally
He doesn't have that sanity anyway...
Am I a bad person for finding this entertaining as hell?
Maybe.
No
No😀
no
omg I love you
A really detailed thesis about why your math was wrong in the last video something about the sun exploding.
Or some bullshit like that.
I was looking at the video and he said as I was reading the comments
I accidently thunkled it to hard and I went all backflapwards
I SCROLLED ONTO THIS RIGHT WHEN HE STARTED SAYING IT WHKSSGJZVZJZGSJ
I love how sarcastic and sassy mark becomes when he's sick XD
Also mark you are so pale right now get some rest you butt lmao
Haha! I agree! For some reason I love his voice like this for some strange reason xD
Same here!!!
very true... he kinda sounds like pewds when he's angry...
Hahaha yes XD
If grisly bears could talk, they would sound like this.
Or lions.
I guess im not the only green one.
XD
I read that as "If girls could talk" XD
Beariplier
Mark, you should get some rest and drink some lemon ginger tea with lemon, it'll help. Get better soon Mark, we all care about you.
noice profile pic and I agree
he predicted it
Boku hetalia
Hai Romano xddddddd
this actually made me cringe
When Mark is sick he has more of a radio talk show host voice for smooth jazz
As an atheist i now believe in spaghetti god because of sick mark
The difference though is that his voice was only temporary and he doesn’t smoke 20 packs everyday of cigarettes
Mark sounds like Batman when he is sick
hope you feel better Markimoo!
I thought he sounded a bit like papa franku
I think he sounds more like a smoker
yea he does sound like batman😆
I find he sounds more like filthy frank
A really detailed thesis on why your math was wrong in the last video, about the sun exploding, or some bullshit like that.
hahaha
4
welp, here's number 2
Anyone else wanna hear Mark say "I'm Batman" with his sick voice?
I do
It's in the subtitles lol. You're welcome now.
yes
Omgosh yes
Lol, I do.
_"Wow. Popeye's more popular than Adolf Hitler!"_
- Mark Fischbach, 2016
Ha that made my day 😂
Batman markiplier needs to be made before you get better.
nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batiplier!
Yess
yesssssss
yasssss
definitely
Mark, You need a chicken noodle soup bath! Just do the math, sick + chicken soup = chicken noodle soup bath.
Mythical beast?
So glad there are other mythical beats out there XD
+Saga Brobäck lol
YES! :D
+Jake Square shut up m8
Mark if your ok with this take what how many days u need to get better. Any fans like if he should so he gets better.
?...
Don't worry, I speak idiot: Basically he's saying that you should like if you agree that Mark should be allowed to take as many days off as he needs in order to get better, because true fans would care about his wellbeing.
+BrokenPhysics I agree
+BrokenPhysics I agree
+BrokenPhysics 😂ffs
Oh mark!!! You have a SICK voice!!!
Dude stop talking... LOOK at me.. just stop talking. rest. drink a bottle of cough syrup and watch tv.
Then come back when you are better please.
This is exactly what he predicted in the video
+ElecticSword - Reboot Maplestory hahaha yeah XD
The name of the actor is Batman ha duhh *starts questioning reality*
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A really detailed thesis on why Mark's math was wrong in the last video. About the sun exploding, or some bullshit like that. Literally all those words are typed out. I don't know why. I don't know what I'm talking about. And neither does Mark.
Also, 10:48 :
No "Where's the Blacksmith" joke? Mark, I am dissapoint. You really must have sick brain to have missed that.
I agree
this has to be top comment
Yuppp
hey you playing blade and soul xD
when you don't care enough to measure the prescription cough syrup then get high off of it then make a UA-cam video
That wasn't Mark it was obviously Christopher Walken wearing the dead Mark's skin and pretending to be him to keep the illusion alive, though he realized his Markiplier impression sounds like a bad Christopher(Still)Walken impression so he said he was sick and has been making videos since.
my god... it's all adding up now
+LOL Sauce what is adding up?
Markiplier took his Batman roleplay too far...
lol
No, not lol. He's really sick, and it's not something to make light of.
Silver wolf Just having a joke come on
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Lol
MARK EDWARD FISCHBACH! GET IN BED RIGHT NOW! REST YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE!
So that's his middle name? Edward?
+Kris Random ye. also HOLY SHIT I WAS JUST WATCHING YESTERDAYS VID AND HOT DAMN IS HE SICKER NOW.
+Kris Random yep
Yes his middle name is Edward. You can just google that.
Why? His voice is more awesome like this :D
he is still fucking able to pull off a fucking smile oh my fucking god
Why does Mark sound like Batman?
Because he wants to be Batman
poor laddy is sick mate
Its Cause he is batman duh...
Lol
hes sick
you sound like next gen batman mixed with optimus prime
Lol. That's so mean, but so true.
he sounds like filthy frank
he sounds like Markiplier when he's sick. Oh wait...
so true oh my lord 😂
pls whach my video called mine dance
Filthy Frank voice but a Markiplier face.
Thought the sane
Lol true :>
Lmao yes
That's what I thought
its wrong in so many ways lol
Wait, Red Nose Day isn't a thing in America!!! I thought it was a global thing...
It's a thing in America. He just doesn't know what it is. Walk into any Walgreens while they have the promotions going, and it'll be everywhere and they make a huge deal about each person who donates and gets their red nose.
in canada it is something to
Mariah Mayerle oh right, I was thinking...
Phan Trash its in america too
Phan Trash I love your icon
Should've said "I'm Batman" while you had the chance. Mistakes were made. Opportunities were lost. We move on.
I said the same
😂😂😂
lol
+Stoned Aleks 😂😂
I fucking love this
I have a markiplier.
I have Ebola.
Ugh! Batman's voice actor!
Dumbo Markiplier is the next Kevin Conroy confirmed
**TRYING NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING**
Ikr? >.
Dumbo Also Soldier 76 from Overwatch
Aww I wanna give him a hug ;-;
STIPLIER AWAY~~~
Septiplier No you don't you dumb fuck yo would get sick
Septiplier Fangirl xx me tho ;-;
Marisa Scott exactly so he wasn't sick and I was
same herw
This is so entertaining. Definitely more sarcastic when sick
everything he says sounds super sarcastic and like a wannabe comedian and its pretty damn funny
I agree
The good old "i'm too effin sick to give a shit" feeling.
tbh I love Mark's sick voice who else agrees :D
ikr
it's so soothing to hear
It reminds me of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
hahaa true
me too
Sick Mark sounds like a delirious Batman tbh
Wow he really does lol
Look at subtitle and restart vid
Or could he be voicing smosh's batman's a bitch series? DUN DUN DUUUN
omg yes
"law school. Fuck off, Bob doesn't care about you anymore" XDI died
Now all you need is a batman suit
Lithuanian? :3
This made me laugh pretty hard.
*deeply* hey, im batman
*appears out of nowhere* im batman
*appears out of pants* im batman
-guy- what the f*** are you doing in my pants
-batman- uhhhh...? im batman
-guy- YOU FLIPPIN *facepalm facepalm facepalm*
(do not take this comment seriously it was just a joke batman wouldnt do that and hes awesome)
+DeiMy ™ Labas (I'm not Lithuanian)
AHAHAHA
A really detailed thesis on why your math was wrong in the last video about the sun exploding or some bullshit like that.
Markiebae, you're cute and dumb. Get some sleep and some honey lemon tea. Here's a hug.
+Maria Solias this is one of the very few nice people left in the world I felt like thanking you just for saying that
+kai25 and I thank you for saying that 😁
+Drunk Dad Plays Clash Royale! and thank u for saying that
Thank you
Sick Mark is 10 times funnier than regular mark tbh
and 10 times more lovable
hi
when Mark could get drunk he was pretty funny
I disagree
Lol, yeah
sick mark is 10000% more sarcastic and i don't know if I should sympathize him or love it
Mark, how high are you off of cough medicine XD
The accuracy of the comment😂
god he is high on cough syrup. like really fucking high
deffinantly high
Yeah like really markplier please get better
Νοτ τrυε
Mark caught a severe case of Pewdiepie voice.
Joji*
OH MY GOD FUCCCCCC
Noooooo!!!
I was about to say like damnnnnnn it sounds like pewdiepie 😂
I thought that same thing!!
I love how he just kept comparing everything to Adolf Hitler XD
Ikr same
Acktually, your mathematics in the previous video on the exploding of the sun was incorrect as you need to divide the mass by the square root of the force exerted by gravity in the solar system. Also you forgot to carry the one a minor but detrimental error that caused your answer to be about forty million years of. In addition to this the coefficient of slope and trjactory of the sun flares needs to be accounted for as the radiation they produce can cause catistrophic changes in the way the sun works. In conclusion your math while making sense is flawed.
*V E R Y N I C E*
Wow😂
I love how your very intelligent about math but can't spell "actually"
Hoppy's Pond nerf
Hoppy's Pond ENGLISH PLEASE?
When u been smoking for over 50 years
When you've been on a strictly smoke diet since the 1800's.
Fuck that. Thats you when you eat a carton of cigarettes every morning and you've been playing Fallout for too long
Omg 200 likes
My grandma has been smoking for 70 years and she sounds like the person you would listen to in the audio books lmao
John Storino njnh
"I look stupid now"
Mark, you're always stupid. :3
You can't be judging people for stupidity 😂 you're*
"You can't be"?
+Michael Citro but he said you're?
SarahAriesLupus
I edited it c:
+Megaloo :3
Old mark was better.
amiright?
I agre
Meh, Somewhat. But Mark is best either way.
^ this gent gets it
Sick Mark has got attitude! :D
The dark knight returned
I like this new markiplier
The mark knight returned. :D
So jack is robin? XD
He sounds like Bubbles trying to do a dark knight impression
poor mark I hope he gets better soon
that batman voice is just amazing lol
lol
Yeah, if Batman was going through puberty.
YEAAA
love your videos kyle :D
fuck you
Maaaaaaark
go to beeeeeeeed
sleeeeeep
reeeeeest
your fans command yoooou
Agreed
No we don't.
yes
yup
YESSSSSSSSSS
Your math was wrong because thats just how you are and the sun exploding happened because you didnt believe enough
All you need now is a batman costume
i know xD
But what if it was actually batman... In a markiplier costume...? DUN DUN DUNNNNN
+Emma Bird omg...... Mind=blown 💥💥💥💥
+Emma Bird Then Mark would be a lie?
+Samster 472 has... Has mark always been a lie...? ;-;
His sick voice is like,,, really nice
Ikr but its better when he talks normal
me and him got sick at the same time sorry mark I made u sick XD
a really detailed thesis about why markiplier math was wrong in the last episode
A really detailed thesis on why my math was wrong in the last video.
About the sun exploding, or some bullshit like that.
MARK IT IS TEN THIRTY.
MARK.
it is
Ikr
Good thing it's only 9:30 for me
A
7:30 in LA lol
Says he's terribly sick and losing voice. Continues to talk for 11 minutes instead of resting his golden voice. RIP heavenly voice. :(
Lol agreed
so true
Very true he want to make us happy because he has such a big heart that he forgets to take care of himself I can relate on a very low level:)
get well soon , have lots or rest and eat lots of food and soup . cause we all bow soup is magic for sickness. 😛😌
Know
"Old Markiplier was better."
Rainbow Dash shut up
000000 000 did you even watch the video?
@@camcam5413 Up Shut
@Princess Dennis hello
@@camcam5413 r/whooooosh
*Is weak* *picks up Mark, puts in bed, puts blanket over, gives soup and water*
Aka, I'm a weak person so...
+Flawed Claws I help
same
let's let him body surf his fans into bed.
+Markiplier, honey, lemon, cayenne pepper, ginger, turmeric, and cinnamon. Nasty ass tea, but you won't be sick after you drink it.
please like this so Mark can see it!
anybody else he sounds like a badass character from a movie
*think
+Fallout Kid from bad boys
Yup
YES BUT BELLAMY BLAKE FROM THE 100
Yup
mark is 364758271838573728857574738% more sarcastic when sick im thinking.
Is it me, or is mark 1000x more sarcastic when he's sick, it's absolutely hilarious haha. But in all seriousness though, you shouldn't force yourself to make videos when your sick, honestly just get some rest you sexy bastard. Much love
We all understand if you miss a day or two of uploading, it's not gonna kill us. Also, that harambe bit had be dying, especially coming from you haha
omg bubba i found yu :3 congrats on 1k
lol yeah, sick semi-lit Mark just makes it work.
#GOTOSLEEPMARK
Sacarstic mark is good mark
Mark sounds like the next generation of batman.
+Andrew Gunter yep I think he should be in the movies as batman
#BATMARK
same
Omg yes
Lol
please don't die because we all love you
The chance of him dying from what he's sick from is very low.
+kden shhh don't tell the truth
mark that a break man
so he will die because of our love for him? that means if we hate him he'll he won't die! Perfect plan!
Mark need a break
"I accidentally thunkled it too hard, and I went all back-flap-wards" - I feel like I will probably begin using this sentence in my life.
a really detailed thesis on why his math was wrong on the last video about the sun exploding, or some shit like that
old markiplier was better
fuck off kid
this needs to be third
I love u Markiplier
I love you profile picture 😍 natsu 🔥
#markipliergetwellsoon
i'm also suffering from fever,cough n cold :(
same...lol i guss
good sweet messages for good sweet people!
oh I hope you get better too Clash! stay hydrated!
☺ #ClashGetBetterSoonToo *:D* ☺
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝ ʇ,uop
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.I never will,thanks for the advice
+Gaming Mudkip what're 10?
ok child
Thx dudes 👍🏻😮👍🏻
Lol
Sarcasm levels off the radar
Mark, GO REST WE CAN DEAL WITH NO VIDEO FOR A BIT
no we cant
Yes we can. Mark really should, he sounds bad...
+Đâmpāýłøàd⁴ jåý yes we can he needs rest!!!
Yes i agry go rest until your better
+Burning Emerald *agree *you're
This video should be called:
I'M BATMAN! | Oh yeah and some gameplay . . .
Lmao true!
Yes it should
How can you be batman when IM BATMAN?
+The Batman no one is bat man but bat man himself
😂
"Law school fuck off bob doesn't care about you anymore."
had me in tears xD
same
Hope u fell better
AND U SOUND SO SARCASTIC WHEN YOUR SICK
(not to be rude)
He is more sarcastic.
the whole time marks voice made me want to clear my throat lol
I do that too when talking to certain Ghouls in Fallout 4! Glad I'm not the only one!
me
same
Me too
Same...
Mark seems to lose it a little more when he's sick 😂😂😂
Oh and fogo fuck yourself.
😆😆🤗🤗😂😂😂😂
It's probably the medicine. XD
Markiplier is clearly not the hero we need, but the one we deserve
Yes
ya lol nice comment like it very true
"This is oddly inappropriate"
*SNAP*
Great Soldier 76 impersonation 👌🏻
lol
👍
Hahah lol
I'm the 76th like!!!!
U sound like a 65 year old man who has been smoking since he was 12
lol
but he's not from England...
+ThomasTheTank People in England don't do that check this guy.
just as I finished reading this the ad ended and the video started. I think I peed myself laughing holy SHIT
HE IS a 65 year old man who has been smoking since he was 12 xD
he's so much funnier when he's sick
it might be because hes extremely delirious or hes high off his cold meds
that is what I said but instead I said he's getting drunk off of cold syrup lol
Right? Then again I tend to find myself funnier when I'm sick too... I become really sarcastic and snarky.
Lmao yah
Yeah. but he is funny when he's not,sick. and he sounds like Batman
Mark sounds like a calmer Filthy Frank
True.
I think his voice sounds sexy...
+wow guy wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
"come on and get down with the sickness"
sorry
n0.
don't be this was beautiful
xDDD
lol savage
XD