Can we just take some time to appreciate how amazing Lixian is at singing? I’ve never heard a better singing voice in my entire life. Truly amazing. Like eye candy, but for my ears if that makes sense
“What kinda slime simulator needs you to require to take data from you? What data are you gonna obtain? What in the hell are you gonna do d- nothin’ to- no- what- in the how bwafa- IT’S SLIME! IT’S SLI- HI- HI- HI- HIME!”
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the amount of trauma and cringe Lixian probably had to endure and that he still stands by mark’s side no matter what?
Just when I thought I couldn't have any more respect for Lixian... I swear if Mark just sat there making random faces for 10 minutes, Lixian would find a way to turn it into a masterpiece.
This is one of those videos that I've watched tens of hundreds of times, and occasionally come back to it when my UA-cam homepage gets boring. I've single-handedly given this a couple hundred of likes since it came out.
In this video: -Mark freaks out over things hidden inside soap bars, and plays the most obnoxious slime simulator game -Lixian qualifies for an award in Sound Design -We become better acquainted with the pores on Mark's face than humanly desirable
My favorite(?) part about that document was that they say "you are always in control of information" and phrase it like you can opt out of data collection at any time... except if you look closely, they're saying that you can opt out of _them_ sending _you_ promotional information. Once you start playing, there's jack shit you can do to stop them from collecting your data. That's a whole new level of bullshit right there.
I'm pretty sure it's not even legal for them to collect information from children. An agreement doesn't matter since children are too agree to terms of service. Dramaton should be fined for the information they've collected
we all knew that Lixian is brilliant at editing, but that he's also making top quality sound effects and voicing job... this man is so talented, Mark I hope you appreciate it a lot
Mark: "You Lixian, can you make some sound effects using your mouth?" Lixian: "Sure!" Also Lixian: *P i n g p o n g b i n g T S H p i n g p o n g t u t u (Y a y..) A l l a r o u n d a r e f a m i l i a r f a c e s (Some weird ass noises)*
You start cutting soap like normal and slowly you cut cuts of meat, then organs , then humans , all while hints and clues are trickled throughout until you reach the end and are caught. And the longer you take the better the score but the more likely your going to be caught... I'm going to step away from this thought now.
It has been several years since I've checked in on Markiplier and it seems as though he has been cast away to an uncharted island with a volleyball named Lixian as his only friend
Somewhere I imagine Lixian sitting with a blanket over his head in front of a microphone trying to re-create tinfoil noises, pausing in between to let out a long sigh and go “what am I doing with my life”
Can we give Lixian a round of applause for literally making all the sound effects with his mouth?
Well done lixian. You are the best!
You right lixian is a god
Yes
Hello
Good job Lixian
I'm glad you guys liked my mouth noises ❤️
You did amazing dude!
e m o j i
Ur very funny and talented guys 😎👍
It was awesome 😂 sorry ya had ta do that man.
ofc lixian i love u
Lixian’s impression of a spray paint can is literally the most convincing impression I have ever heard
I forgot he was still doing the sounds for a second!
I genuinely didn't realize that was an impression until I read this comment-
that wasn't the game sound
I actually thought it wasnt lixian, and he just gave up on the sounds
I heard it and thought he stopped the sound effects only to realize it was him haha
I love Lixian's condescending "Yaayy." during the Foil Turning
so monotone! so perfect!
he says “emoji” at the end of the knife throwing one in a super monotone voice
@@randomlittleidot That was my favorite.
@@randomlittleidotfr lol
“yayy :/“
Every now and again, I come back for Mark’s Milky Mlime and stay for Lixian’s stellar audio work
Poing
i love me some Milky Mlime in the Morning
Milky mlime 👍
Milky mlime 👌🏻
@@themosaicshow
Never say those words in that order again.
Lixian really earning those minutes outside his cage today
👁👄👁
Perhaps a bit of food as well 😃
@@GUTTZZ0000 If he does it really well he gets the premium dog food.
Give him headpats
He gets to leave the basement for 12 minuts to see the light of day again for his reward.
lixian making the brushing sound effect was actually competent
the spray paint as well
I love that UA-cam isn’t registering the bot comments
lixian :"emojieeeh" most energetic ever lmao
Damn it, UA-cam finally registered the bot comments
You should make a video of all your comments that got a lot of likes.
Its so funny how whenever mark finds a face in that soap he automatically starts to panic and hyperventilate
The soap ant staring at him like
👁️U👁️
I mean you'd be freaked out if you found a face in your soap too
The fact that Mark is sitting there laughing at the IDEA of Lixian doing the sound effects, like we can hear it but he's just imagining it lol
500th like
👉👌
This is random but the longest someone has ever peed is 508 seconds or 8 minutes and 47 seconds
@@FurryProtogen- i will strive to break that record
@@FurryProtogen- wonderful
Lixian going " I hate you , I hate you" in tiny was just adorable ...
When?
Around 3:53
"in tiny" >XD
I love your wording so much. It's just so fitting for the voice he used!
“In tiny” XD the best description
Mark: Do it Lixian...
Lixian: *I already was*
Mark: Great. _now do it again_
Lixian: 👁________👁
@@hridayjitnanda1810 Yeah no
Markiplier turned into dramaton 🤣
@Muscleman8562 y'all need to stop promoting yourselves on others videos. Its not the way to be.
@Rita - F*СΚ MΈ ! Jesus christ
Yesss
genuinely one of my favorite videos to this day. between the mouth noises, mark losing his mind, and the general chaos, its perfect
lixian's sound effects are a true masterpiece
ikr that beatiful
yes
OMG Markiplier actually commented on my latest video of my main account (Odin 2244)👍
Truly brilliant
True
Lixian: *voices the sound effects himself*
_Everybody liked that_
I especially loved the subtle I hate you sound affect
OMG Markiplier actually commented on my latest video of my main account (Odin 2244) ❤
Damn how did this comment blow up so quick
Oh god what are these replies
kinda sounds like hidden folks to be honest.
I don't know why I find Lixian's "I hate you, I hate you" whisper so funny-
Ikr
I found it funny too
thats the REAL asmr
3:51
Cause every time I read this comment, I must listen to it again
just in the middle of making the sound effects the whispers of "I hate you" Is freaking gold lol
I forgot that Lixian was doing the noises after like a minute 😂 He's Sooo good at it, should become a movie star.
Lixian whispering “I hate you” and cursing mark brings me joy
1.5k likes and no comments >_> imma fix dat
What time?
@@goodboi6540 it’s around like the beginning of the video and early middle
@@toni_mc_toaster8949 thx
@@goodboi6540 3:50 ish.
Every video Markiplier makes is literally just him slowly losing his mind over time, and tbh, relatable.
Fr it's been like that since forever 😂
Over the years he's just slowly losing it
Yeah!
Who else thought of something else before slime........ 11:43
If you compare 2014 mark during his horror lets plays of games like fnaf and alien isolation vs 2021 mark, they are two completely different people.
Because of lady dimitrescu
When Lixian monotonously says “yay” but harmonizes it.. a masterpiece
Everything he said in this video was masterful
*e v e r y t h i n g*
timestamp please?
@@arn3107 1:40
hi
Mark's true descension into madness starts at 13:46
more like 13:53 but whatever
The most satisfying part was Lixian’s sound effects.
Give that man a raise.
The brush part is so good!
@@bobbobberton1911 Then send Mark a polite tweet asking about it? I expect he will see that, as opposed to a random comment on a comment.
Alternative title: Mark loosing his mind over mobile games and Lix hating his job for 18 minutes
Sounds about right.
17:55
@@essentialjuice8614 ik, I just rounded it to 18
“Hey, Dramaton, F*** OFF!”
-Markiplier 2021
Lixians "sound effects" were the most satisfying things in this video.
Too real
I think those were the only satisfying things.
Mark: I’m not a masochist
Also mark: “reads the terms and conditions”
underrated comment lmao
Lololoolol
he did the right thing there tho, that app collects a shit ton of information it doesn't need
@@delofon missing the joke much
@@connorhammond4193 wow, you're so funny
Lixian’s sound effects are the greatest thing I have ever heard
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear atom
Thats cuz lixian is the greatest thing, a national treasure
precisely
.
Indeed
i hate when im cutting my soap and i find a guitar in it
Me too
Or a hot air balloon
Or grapes
Or an ant.
Or a goddamn *face*
Gotta love how Mark's frustration level increases as he proceed to play more relaxing games.
i know
Monetisation truly gutted the joy of playing weird little mobile games
@@AggressivePeanut Indeed
absolutely nothing is relaxing about those "games"...
I love how mark is just crying over he doesn't want bugs in his slime-
Timestamp?
@Idk what should I name myself
👁👄👁
Alright cool can I get the timestamp? 🗿
@@Mandy-sz5vv 13:55
i love your pfp sm
I D O N ' T W A N T B U G S I N M Y S L I M E
i’m just appreciating how adorable yet threatening Lixian’s little “i hate you, i hate you!” was.
I was trying to find a comment about Lixian saying that
That and just “emoji.”
Tru
Ok
same, so cute lol
"3 satisfying games and the last one is slime" *proceeds to breakdown over dramaton and slime*
The way Lixian sounds so unamused when he says “emoji” is my aesthetic
It’s just that ‘me’ moment
So in a monotone?
@@LordHoneybee Yeah that’s the word. I just couldn’t think of it at the time lol
When lol I didn’t hear that
4:29
Lixian needs a raise, those sound effects had me dying laughing.
i think he got a raise
From $2.00 too $2.99
He deserves it
Is lixian his actual name? wth
@@badcommenter2917 lixian is marks editor :)
Lixian saying "Emoji" in an exhausted defeated voice was the best part of my day thus far
Can we just take some time to appreciate how amazing Lixian is at singing? I’ve never heard a better singing voice in my entire life. Truly amazing. Like eye candy, but for my ears if that makes sense
this is literally just Mark and Lixian having a breakdown but for different reasons
“What kinda slime simulator needs you to require to take data from you? What data are you gonna obtain? What in the hell are you gonna do d- nothin’ to- no- what- in the how bwafa- IT’S SLIME! IT’S SLI- HI- HI- HI- HIME!”
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE GJFGKSFH
@@wheres_the_milk3778 this is very underrated
FOR REAL
Why only 4 replies
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the amount of trauma and cringe Lixian probably had to endure and that he still stands by mark’s side no matter what?
Pardon?
Cringe?
In a Markiplier video?
Impossible
Yes. Absolutely.
Just 2 commentS?
The cringe would kill me but i love it
Money.
Mark: *putting bugs in his slime* “I don’t want bugs in my slime!” *continues putting bugs in his slime*
I'M NOT A MASOCHIST
I mean he said what am I doing
Also mark: *crying at dramaton*
He has no other choice if he wants to play he has to put bugs
@@ericmonaco4509 dRaMaToN tHiS iS sO hOrRiBlE!!1!!11!!1!1!!
I love how mark is having personal beef with developers of a slime simulator 😂
Lixian is breaking new ground, voice acting game sounds is now a thing!
Also, incredible performance 👏👏👏
Yesssssssirrrrrr
I read these comments and thought, huh? Then 10 seconds later, intense laughter. I just... good job Lixian. 👏
Wait till you hear what Michael Winslow does
There was a video i saw of this dude voice acting all sounds and dialogue as well in crash bandicoot.
Lixian deserves an oscar
Alternate title: Lixian slowly loses his mind and reevaluates editing for Mark
He's done worse
Just when I thought I couldn't have any more respect for Lixian... I swear if Mark just sat there making random faces for 10 minutes, Lixian would find a way to turn it into a masterpiece.
It would already be a masterpiece 😌✋
Speaking of random faces, I really miss Mark's photo booth adventures.
One of Lixian's many, many talents.
14:53 mark's milky mlime
Wait... 1453?!?!!
The year Constantine XI fell with Constantinople and the Byzantine Empire collapsed?!?!
mark’s milky mlime
@@ghhosty_y marks mily smile
markman : collect my data
"emoji." - Lixian, having a mental breakdown due to Mark
Lmafo
@Mengyuan (Margaret) Chen 4:29
Summarizing this video: Lixian makes all the sound effects himself, and Mark moans a lot
and coin dozer*
Thanks for the heads up
Thank you for letting me know
Mad respect too him
Better summary: Lixian makes sound effects while Markiplier has a stroke 😅
Lixian saying "emjois" with the most flat voice possible is my new favorite thing
bro when he saw the rabbit and was like, “WH-WA-WHA-WHAT IS DAT..WHHAT IS THAT” had me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:46
Lixian deserves a raise for this episode
He probably gets paid a couple hundred each vid
Thats assuming lixian is paid in anything more than stale bread and vanilla wafers
@@yeetusofthefetus8237 mark is a multi millionaire, I’m sure Lixian makes bank
"I've never been into satisfying games"
WHILE MARK IS LEGIT OBSESSED WITH POWER WASH.
@@rowboat10 so?
Which?
Ok
That’s different!
He is obsessed tbh tho . . .
The things Lixian does for Mark-
I think you mean for "money" not "mark" I mean what-
@@aqueous_fireball1622 weird you think lixian isn't trapped in Mark's basement
@@psych0ticbanana he is.
This is one of those videos that I've watched tens of hundreds of times, and occasionally come back to it when my UA-cam homepage gets boring.
I've single-handedly given this a couple hundred of likes since it came out.
Marks ability to talk about absolutely nothing for so long and turn it into the most entertaining thing never ceases to amaze me
It's amazing 😄
Agreed
Yessir
Just Mark increasingly loosing every brain cell the more he plays these games has to be the funniest shit on earth
And lixian has to gather every single one
Your pfp concerns me...
@@CrawleyWalker I think it's a perfect representation of my inner self
@@CrawleyWalker Kirby is cute though🥲
Guys what does lesbian mean i saw someone call me that💀
Mark: “I don’t get ASMR”
Also Mark: “World’s Quietest Let’s Play”
He means he doesn't experience it.
He kinda got a asmr with lixian
@@ComradeCrab93 Iz joak
Honestly, this is my comfort video.
same
i stopped watching markiplier for awhile and then i came back to this video and i was overjoyed
In this video:
-Mark freaks out over things hidden inside soap bars, and plays the most obnoxious slime simulator game
-Lixian qualifies for an award in Sound Design
-We become better acquainted with the pores on Mark's face than humanly desirable
Dramaton: “We collect only non-personal information!”
Also Dramaton: *collects email, name, and more*
My favorite(?) part about that document was that they say "you are always in control of information" and phrase it like you can opt out of data collection at any time... except if you look closely, they're saying that you can opt out of _them_ sending _you_ promotional information. Once you start playing, there's jack shit you can do to stop them from collecting your data. That's a whole new level of bullshit right there.
I sure do love a company that COLLECTS THE LOCATION OF CHILDRENS DEVICES
I'm pretty sure it's not even legal for them to collect information from children. An agreement doesn't matter since children are too agree to terms of service. Dramaton should be fined for the information they've collected
Mark: *So you have chosen...Death.*
Oh no, i guess the slime people know where I am. What are they gonna do, slime me? /j
we all knew that Lixian is brilliant at editing, but that he's also making top quality sound effects and voicing job... this man is so talented, Mark I hope you appreciate it a lot
Even Mark would find it difficult not to notice what a superb job he does
Lixian could design an entire game with all audio being his voice, like Incredibox.
Lixian singing is the best thing ever
What time
@@mo-id7gj 5:09
Not true I heard my parrot sing the Obama theme song one time and hahaha he was so good at it
Not really
Lixian needs a raise
Lixian's cute and hilarious sound effects were actually the most satisfying part XD
Right??? XDD
Let’s go find Ethan Winters
Totally!
MRS. MOMMY MILKERS
"We only collect non-personal information."
Two lines later
"We collect personal information."
I noticed that. Classy.
Lixian just saying "emoji" at 4:29 was far funnier than it had any right to be.
im dying at Lixian literally saying "emoji"
me too lmaoo
Memento mori
"d ön k"
@@Ohokk0 LOL
@@onyxed_ momento mori :)
I literally cannot believe Lixian did all of those sound effects with his mouth😂 I was dying laughing!
bacon
@@wyattcook5398 baconator
1.4K likes 3 comments😥
Lol ikr
I'm still trying to figure out how he even physically made the mouth sounds for 2:45
Mark: "You Lixian, can you make some sound effects using your mouth?"
Lixian: "Sure!"
Also Lixian: *P i n g p o n g b i n g T S H p i n g p o n g t u t u (Y a y..) A l l a r o u n d a r e f a m i l i a r f a c e s (Some weird ass noises)*
They are sound effects
@@geometricdominator covered by Lixian, Mark told us that Lixian is going to cover the sound effects by/using his voice
*e m o j i*
emOji
Whispering "I hate you" for the sanding was my favourite sound effect.
Lixian is truly amazing for the sound effects
Ngl, lixian’s sound effects are on point
Luxian we love you
lixians everything is always on point
slime be like "we value your privacy " proceeds to collect everything possible from your phone.
It was called dramaton right?
@@tellmeninetails5819 the company yes.
They wouldn't be collecting it if they didn't *value* it.
Someone needs to make a soap cutting game that slowly turns into a horror game for mark 😔
You start cutting soap like normal and slowly you cut cuts of meat, then organs , then humans , all while hints and clues are trickled throughout until you reach the end and are caught.
And the longer you take the better the score but the more likely your going to be caught...
I'm going to step away from this thought now.
I'm On It
@@saphireserpent1850 oh wow…that’s a pretty good pitch for Three Scary Games
OMG yes!
@@saphireserpent1850 satan 2.0
10:44
me:in the shower using a bar of soap
the soap:starts playing guitar music
me:WHAT THE FU-
10:43
*random faces start to appear*
Lixian: e m o j i e
I read this as he said it lmao
@@RespawnJupiter sameee
Timestamp?
@@unnamedskateboarder5187 4:29
I thought that was a really quick "mlg", from that sick dart throw belonging in major leagues
Mark: “I don’t want bugs in my slime”
Also mark: *proceeds to put bugs in his slime*
Hey, Ima just add a reply, because its weird to see a comment with 468 likes without a reply.
@@Sam-fr1kc haha didn’t realise this got this many likes for being so dumb
thx guys hope ur well:)
@@Sam-fr1kc thats correct
Also Mark: What am I doing? 😭😭
This joke its not funny anymore stop plis
I don’t know which one I like more: the one where Lixian mumbled “I hate you...” or “emoji”
HAHAHAH Well done!!!
no cuz seriously i cackled at "emoji" for like ten minutes lmao
Replay of “emoji” 4:29
Replay of “I hate you” 3:52
@@batmankeychain6969 I thought he said aheou
15:46 "Eat Drumadick" is my new favorite quote
Mark talking about the coin dozer game while his face just extends and gets closer is peak humor
"Long story short we got the Xbox."
It's on the same level as Mr.Hippo telling his stories
Xbox
@@samtheenby5589 Thats exactly what I thought
Peak creepy.
Lixian saying “emoji” in the most dead-inside voice fucking killed me
Timestamp:
4:28
@Galaxyfnaf And Dino just added the timestamp to the comment
That was my favorite as well
i heard my name what did i do?
'moji
I loved the "I hate you I hate you I hate you..."
Lixian is so legendary, he literally became a soundboard for this video
Lixian is a fantastic voice actor. There was times where I really just thought it was game audio.
It has been several years since I've checked in on Markiplier and it seems as though he has been cast away to an uncharted island with a volleyball named Lixian as his only friend
Accurate?
Actually, that's literally what happened in one of his videos...
@@tacitblue8979 which video
@@rowboat10 hand sim survival solo
i’d say you’re all caught up.
Lixian's semi-enthusastic "Yay" is giving me LIFE
Truth 😫✊
@@kkeirasstrobs7284 ok
W h e r e
@@Morning_Dewdrop ok
Time link-?
What Mark thinks of each;
The first one: “Not my thing”
The second one: “It’s sorta satisfying and kinda funny”
The third one: *suffers
DRAMATON
The little creatures in the soap, scaring Mark is gold
so glad we have Lixian here with us!
lol couldn't be better without him!! ❤️
Aha, yes :^
Yeah well except that lixian is the real mark and his trapped inside lixian so yeah
But just saying its a myth:)
Yea ikr
Hi
right?
Somewhere I imagine Lixian sitting with a blanket over his head in front of a microphone trying to re-create tinfoil noises, pausing in between to let out a long sigh and go “what am I doing with my life”
This is honestly the first time I’ve ever heard Lixian”s actual voice.
Check out his UA-cam channel
Lixian TV
Lixian's*
@@ireallylikenuggets9490 🤮
@@jamesbarton7294 Cry
0:37 He's trying to say a word, but he can't.
Mark's laughing at the absurd objects inside the soap healed my soul
WHO PUT SCISSORS IN MY SOAP 💀
There's a guidder in my sope!!!1!
*HOW DID I GET A RABBIT OUT OF THAAAAAT?*
Nothing more satisfying that watching someone satisfying be satisfied with these satisfying games
YOU ARE EVRRRY WHERRE 😟
Yes
Very satisfying indeed
Hi
GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS
I felt lixian’s “i hate u i hate u” on a spiritual level
Ya
Can I get a time stamp?
@@Toleratinglife 3:50
@@NoN1m thank you kind human😌❤️
literally bshahah
"we will not collect personal information" two sentences later "we may collect personal information such as your phone number"
Mark having an existential crisis over the word "foil" is way too relatable
R e l a t a b l e
First, outside, inside, last.
And the fact you could see all the pores on his face as it zoomed in.
corpse could relate 💀
literally me in grade school math
Don’t you just hate when someone puts a guitar, scissors, grapes, and *an entire fricking hot air balloon* in your soap?
I swear to god I'm gonna sue these bumholes for putting scissors in my soap IF this happened to me
Don't remind me it happens allll the time
YOU KILLED ME-
I love how you casually write guitar but it gets overdramatic when it comes for hot air balloon 😂
and multiple animals
“I feel pleasantly satisfied and everything is good” flashback to Mark’s meltdown about the slime.
huh? when was that? it sounds so... familiar... (/jk)
11:30 From this point on it just gets funnier and funnier
Mark with other editors: *asks normal edits*
Mark with Lixiam: can you reproduce the sound effects with your mouth?
(I love their dinamic)
Seriously love their interactions lmao
“dinamic”💀🤡🤡
@@dorianavelar7796 why the clown emoji tho
@@dorianavelar7796 You could just tell them the proper spelling respectfully...
Let mark know that if he uses VPN he wont have any mobile ads
alternate title: mark has a mental breakdown while his data gets harvested by a slime app
I CANT BREATH HELP I JUST WATCHED HIM NAME THE SLIME MIILKY MLIME
@@GTBNylox mark's milky mlime to be exact
Dramaton let me play with my milky mlime
God why is harvest such a powerful word
I CANG BREATHE MILKY MLIMEE E
Mark having a mental breakdown over the floating hand of dramaton is so relatable for me
An uncommented comment ^
@@Hazel_eyes2 l
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10/10, amazing voice acting on Lixian's part. He deserves an award. Several, in fact. 🎉
3:53
Lixian's little "I hate you I hate you"
is just way too adorable, I can't-
No
Idk, just continue the chain
No
yes
no
noyes