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  • @alysepetersen1923
    @alysepetersen1923 5 років тому +7207

    Mark: *does nothing*
    Bob: listen here you little brat!
    *boots mark halfway across the yard*

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 5 років тому +120

      Bob can make just about anything hilarious

    • @alysepetersen1923
      @alysepetersen1923 5 років тому +21

      Victor Conway honestly tho

    • @callibor3119
      @callibor3119 5 років тому +2

      Guys the biggest shot that we can take is show that we can care about our families. Make video showing that you care about your families.

    • @strawbubbz1778
      @strawbubbz1778 5 років тому +1

      I refuse to mess up this number

    • @baxenblade
      @baxenblade 5 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @shreyaskumar1034
    @shreyaskumar1034 3 роки тому +8225

    Bob: Senile grandma
    Mark: That nice grandma who occasionally cusses
    Wade: Sociopath grandma

    • @Kat-wf2wb
      @Kat-wf2wb 3 роки тому +35

      YEAS😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 3 роки тому +137

      I sadly agree, and this is coming from me: someone's great grandmother told me a version of the "ugly Barnacle" story; which was darker some how when she told it.

    • @h8chu2
      @h8chu2 3 роки тому +13

      mark is the minari grandma

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 3 роки тому +105

      mark: grandma why won't you love me?
      wade: well that would imply i have a heart. and i just don't.

    • @byron6855
      @byron6855 2 роки тому +14

      @@AngelicHalfblood I know this is an old comment, but im legit curious

  • @DYZ_971
    @DYZ_971 4 роки тому +7656

    I’m literally just trying to eat cereal and everytime I look over there’s a baby flying or a granny dying and I’ve almost spat my cereal out like 10 times now

    • @scottieperrine
      @scottieperrine 4 роки тому +224

      SO STOP EATING CEREAL!!

    • @DYZ_971
      @DYZ_971 4 роки тому +293

      BUT THE CEREAL IS GOOD

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 3 роки тому +161

      You should know better, if you eat while watching a Mark video, you will choke on it out of laughter

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 роки тому +22

      lmao

    • @endking8902
      @endking8902 3 роки тому +13

      @@scottieperrine no

  • @humanwormbaby9328
    @humanwormbaby9328 3 роки тому +1400

    I love how Wade is the mildest grandson but the most aggressive, cynical granny.

  • @selinnazsur2328
    @selinnazsur2328 5 років тому +6669

    Bob: the cookie grandma
    Mark: the alzheimer grandma
    Wade: the cougar

    • @tiffineymckee7752
      @tiffineymckee7752 5 років тому +69

      HILARIOUS

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 5 років тому +102

      bob's granny= patrck's granny
      mark's granny= wade's (usual) granny
      wade's (current) granny= jp's granny

    • @Tommy-nh4su
      @Tommy-nh4su 5 років тому +11

      420th like

    • @mrmoony9240
      @mrmoony9240 4 роки тому +12

      Nice pfp, friend. Dirk is a fun character

    • @kexard
      @kexard 4 роки тому +140

      With a twist each!
      Bob - Hides sex toys
      Mark - Smokes weed
      Wade - Holds a deep, unexplainable hatred for her grandchildren

  • @saladvamp4158
    @saladvamp4158 5 років тому +5930

    Granny: *can barely walk*
    Also Granny: *can launch infants into the next realm*

    • @JeveGreen
      @JeveGreen 5 років тому +40

      Yeah-yeet! XD

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 5 років тому +93

      “Your my least favorite grandson, YEET.”

    • @chlownee
      @chlownee 5 років тому +64

      Granny: *its time to cross the threshold, kid*
      *kicks child*

    • @spencerkeener913
      @spencerkeener913 5 років тому +52

      *walk: 10*
      *Fetus launch: 100*

    • @SCP-035...
      @SCP-035... 5 років тому +12

      Yeetas to the Featas

  • @jasonflores4856
    @jasonflores4856 4 роки тому +4797

    Mark: Sends Lixian the footage
    Lixian: "Wtf is this!?"

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 3 роки тому +326

    5:10 the timing with the ding, kick and Bob saying PILLS is just perfect

  • @RiqueDaSxnsxi
    @RiqueDaSxnsxi 4 роки тому +2375

    9:21
    I literally can't deal with Wade screaming "Okaaaaaaaaaa-" after getting punted by Grandma Markiplier.

    • @insecurebee
      @insecurebee 4 роки тому +61

      Grandmaplier

    • @calamari_angel
      @calamari_angel 4 роки тому +53

      *"SO EVEN STEVENS"*

    • @7_8_9
      @7_8_9 4 роки тому +7

      69 funny

    • @archerroe3525
      @archerroe3525 4 роки тому +5

      Omg, I read this at the moment it happened. Lmao

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +6

      It even kind of sounded like there was a Doppler effect as he flew away. 😂

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 5 років тому +3926

    Bob: “I’m a frail old woman.”
    Granny: can kick a child with enough force to break doors and launch them into the next dimension.

  • @hey-it-meghan
    @hey-it-meghan 5 років тому +1903

    Grandmother: *Exists*
    Grandchildren: So you have chosen death

  • @blakehammack760
    @blakehammack760 3 роки тому +1234

    mark: "granny has to water her WEEEED"
    mark an hour later: *looks at peper spray* "is this water"

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 3 роки тому +23

      12:15
      Yes! Gotta love when Grandma Mark pepper sprays Wade, and that grand "turd" screams: "AaaaaaaaaH No! My Eyes!!!!! Grannny!!!!!! Their still Developing!!!!!!!!!!"
      So beautiful and yet I sadly a bit of my dad's family/ dad's mother if we (me, my sister or any of my many cousins, and their kids) had acted like little devil turds from heaven to her and/or pushed her to the point of pepper spray spraying us, the only problem with this theory/assumption (since no one in my family had pissed her off to that point and if they did I have never heard about it from my dad or relatives) is that she might use something a bit worse and cheaper, like bug spray to the face Lol 😅
      Oh man.... I love my dearly departed grandma, and was struggling to graduated college when she died, I had to make a very tough call: go to her funeral, or take the final exam that could make or break my chances of graduating/finishing college.
      I decided to stay and take that exam because I knew she would want me to graduate or continue with my education.
      And that same week I took that exam, and I passed. I graduated college, in December 2016.
      I hope I made her proud and I hope she would laugh at this commit instead of curse me.
      Sorry Grandma, love you

    • @isabelleleach231
      @isabelleleach231 2 роки тому +3

      nah fr tho-

    • @mogsjacks6573
      @mogsjacks6573 2 роки тому +5

      ah yes, *peper spray*

    • @fastatccplaythroughs5411
      @fastatccplaythroughs5411 2 роки тому +4

      @@AngelicHalfblood RIP your grandma. She sounded like a wonderful woman and I’m sure she’s smiling down on you in heaven.

  • @domenicnelson1281
    @domenicnelson1281 5 років тому +6817

    Bob’s the kind of grandma that would lace his grandchildren’s cookies

    • @whosacegd9977
      @whosacegd9977 5 років тому +93

      @@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

    • @snackalicious_2424
      @snackalicious_2424 5 років тому +58

      @@JODRecaps shut up already

    • @cookieslime6585
      @cookieslime6585 5 років тому +111

      @@JODRecaps
      *s t o p a d v e r t i s i n g t r a s h y o u s e n t i e n t g a r b a g e c a n*

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 років тому +58

      With what? Weed or poison?

    • @monke5198
      @monke5198 5 років тому +14

      JODisHere you’re not funny, is this seriously the content you post?

  • @panicathogwarts
    @panicathogwarts 4 роки тому +3931

    Wade: "can you interact with me?"
    Bob: *Yeets him across the room with her leg cannon*

  • @drea94
    @drea94 4 роки тому +2635

    "Grandma's invincable, nerd!"
    "Get off the swing, it's not that kind of swing!"
    Bob is the best granny

  • @theleviathan4936
    @theleviathan4936 3 роки тому +775

    Mark: "Grandma, please, just love me."
    Wade: "I- I don't, I won't, I can't."
    Mark: "Why?"
    Wade: "Well, that would imply that I have a heart, and I just don't."
    I almost choked on my pepsi at that, there's a lot of emotions that were produced from this scene, most of them good. Some confusing.

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 2 роки тому +9

      14:26

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +11

      That mean, for the type of grandma Wade is she sold her soul to the devil giving him her heart in exchange for a leg cannon.

    • @user-wd6zc9by6m
      @user-wd6zc9by6m 11 місяців тому

      Pepsi supremacy

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 19 днів тому

      That moment played right as I was reading this like a hilarious echo!

  • @ethanwheatthin2450
    @ethanwheatthin2450 5 років тому +1627

    Markigranny: “Go enjoy the sun”
    Also Markigranny: *clotheslines baby wade and punts him into the garage*

  • @Puffymosman9
    @Puffymosman9 4 роки тому +1932

    Mark: 9:20 "go enjoy the sun!"
    Also him: *boots child into garage.
    PS: Bob got the ninja skin because he hit Grandma with the rare black kunai

    • @snazzywhazzy8620
      @snazzywhazzy8620 3 роки тому +23

      Oh wow, thanks for the info

    • @the40kboyz11
      @the40kboyz11 2 роки тому +1

      It was wade who killed mark with a kunai

    • @toxicloafy7914
      @toxicloafy7914 2 роки тому +7

      @@the40kboyz11 bob hit him with a Kunai then wade killed him with a Kunai

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 роки тому +12

      I think the proper name was Grannyplier

    • @Kristopher103
      @Kristopher103 Рік тому +1

      @@toxicloafy7914 they all unlocked it though

  • @xxemii5679
    @xxemii5679 4 роки тому +9538

    *Ok, can we all just agree Bob was the funniest playing as grandma*

  • @chikn9621
    @chikn9621 4 роки тому +4029

    “Well your a shit grandson so even stevens”
    I’m gonna use that on my future grandchildren lol

  • @BlissfulMartini
    @BlissfulMartini 5 років тому +3065

    Granny: *violently kicks child outside*
    Me: “Why does she have a cemetery for a yard?”

    • @Domings777
      @Domings777 5 років тому +90

      some questions are better left unanswered lol

    • @perrrjackson2255
      @perrrjackson2255 5 років тому +97

      She must be a kidnapper and thats why her ‘grandsons’ are trying to kill her, she kidnaps kids and kills them and gets a new batch when they try and kill her

    • @sleepyqueer
      @sleepyqueer 5 років тому +31

      with tiny coffins ... 😂

    • @octo1129
      @octo1129 5 років тому +59

      @@perrrjackson2255 this is not that deep 😂
      It was only the Halloween decoration

    • @polar6564
      @polar6564 5 років тому +31

      @@octo1129 thanks for ruining the comment

  • @itzhawkco3
    @itzhawkco3 5 років тому +532

    8:13
    mark: *granny has to water her WEEEEEEEEEED*
    me: *dies laughing*

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 5 років тому +2600

    Mark: “Grandma, your pill.”
    *raises grenade”
    Bob: “I took my pill-“
    *throws + explodes*
    Bob: “-OOooOooOooOoOoOoOoO!”

    • @67worms43
      @67worms43 5 років тому +58

      "I KNOW WHERE MY *PILLS ARE* "

    • @cndvdxyhjblbilg
      @cndvdxyhjblbilg 5 років тому +5

      STOP LIKING THIS HE IS JUST WRITING DOWN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO THIS DOESNT DESERVE LIKES

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 років тому +35

      @@cndvdxyhjblbilg Welcome to the comment section

    • @chlownee
      @chlownee 5 років тому +16

      eat it How about you dislike it and move along?

    • @hanna7396
      @hanna7396 5 років тому +3

      i literally died at this part

  • @fraidybat123
    @fraidybat123 Рік тому +30

    I absolutely adore how each of them managed to portray a different type of crazy grandma!
    Bob: the kind & loving kind that will happily bake you cookies & loves kids...until her memory loss kicks in. She's been known to get a bit... kicky when she's senile.
    Mark: Old hippie grandma, grows & smokes weed, & has lived through multiple wars. Doesn't hate kids, but doesn't seem to understand-or even really care-about the 'proper' way to care for them.
    Wade: Old grouchy grandma (possibly sexually frustrated) that just absolutely DESPISES kids, and doesn't even like being around them. If it wasn't for infanticide being considered a crime, she would probably just dump them in a lake as soon as conveniently possible. Revels in 'teaching kids a lesson' & seems to enjoy their suffering.

    • @JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r
      @JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r 5 днів тому +2

      For context in the H'ween map. Grandma makes cookies and then uses them for a ritual to summon a demon that just attacks the kids.

  • @tyknight3911
    @tyknight3911 5 років тому +398

    "Go enjoy the sun!"
    kicks him inside

  • @doniellelove4320
    @doniellelove4320 5 років тому +3143

    Bob was made for the role of Grandma. His voice is so hilarious 😂

    • @a_fan_of_matildas
      @a_fan_of_matildas 5 років тому +52

      I totes agree! I hope they play this game again, but this time Jack gets invited!

    • @Caustic-zq9zp
      @Caustic-zq9zp 5 років тому +10

      I was made for pennywise

    • @IROBOT-zi2tl
      @IROBOT-zi2tl 4 роки тому +3

      Donielle Love lol

    • @wolfgirlplays375
      @wolfgirlplays375 4 роки тому +4

      @@a_fan_of_matildas YESSSSSSSSSS that would hilarious.

    • @madie9330
      @madie9330 4 роки тому +2

      Donielle Love absolutely! He’s so funny

  • @shrooooomie
    @shrooooomie 4 роки тому +538

    5:10- "I know where my PILLS (Metal smacking noise) are!"

    • @electricanimations6183
      @electricanimations6183 4 роки тому +21

      Possibly the best kick in the entire video

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 4 роки тому +7

      *Critical Hit!*

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 4 роки тому +9

      It's pronounced *_C L A N G_*

    • @bluepearl2836
      @bluepearl2836 4 роки тому +7

      That had me cackling 😂 I rewatched it so many times

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 4 роки тому +4

      @@electricanimations6183 Only the one shortly after 16:01 is funnier ^^

  • @mccadeleewalker8831
    @mccadeleewalker8831 3 роки тому +213

    Every time Mark would use his energy to walk fast, I always think of: “You’ll never catch me Krabs! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!”

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 5 років тому +455

    Granny Mark: "Oh, the language made me fall"
    Granny Mark less than 2 seconds later: *"Granny has to water her WEEEEEEED!"*

  • @lolicwazy184
    @lolicwazy184 5 років тому +712

    Mark: casually grabbing kettle
    Mark: looks back
    Flying baby has joined the battle

    • @ma9ytgaming115
      @ma9ytgaming115 5 років тому +3

      The chat*

    • @bgm-sh9pe
      @bgm-sh9pe 5 років тому +3

      its a smash bros meme i think

    • @AngelicHalfblood
      @AngelicHalfblood 3 роки тому +2

      Does That mean Granny snapped?
      Oh man! What if those pills are meant to surpass her power kicks!
      (But by the way Grandma Bob acted, I'm afraid to say those pills have a lot very strange "side effects")
      *looks at pill bottle and sees the microscopic print*
      Me reading off the label: "Warning: this medication may cause very extreme mood swings, kinky desires , more dementia then the average elderly patient, and in very rare cases extreme psychosis and hostility"
      *looks at the files of the Grandmothers*
      Me: "yeah.... I can see that. No wonder these three grannies all had twin Grandsons,
      who killed them.
      Dam. Those poor brats, they sadly saved us and made us all realize...
      This is why Retirement homes were MaDE!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @dhebygee
    @dhebygee 5 років тому +457

    "Oh no... Oh God... Stop, Drop and Roooooll"
    - Grandma Bob 2019

  • @nightshade7703
    @nightshade7703 4 роки тому +297

    Wade: loyal grandson (ish)
    Mark: deceptive grandson
    Bob: aggressive grandson

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 років тому +680

    2:08
    Wade: "Granny, can you interact with me?"
    3 seconds later:
    Granny: *_YEET!_*

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 5 років тому

      Mhm yeet a word that's totally still funny mhmmm

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 5 років тому

      @@internetuser4210 Millennials for ya.
      Funny meme word haha laugh

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 5 років тому +1

      ok zoomer

    • @engrishpls5040
      @engrishpls5040 5 років тому

      awmehgoddd ok moomer

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 5 років тому +1

      @@engrishpls5040 ok memer

  • @imcherylynn
    @imcherylynn 5 років тому +162

    "Grandma's naked in here!" *PUNT*
    I love these family dynamics.

  • @MrImpso
    @MrImpso 5 років тому +448

    Wade screaming "okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" as he is launched into the seventh dimension is the best thing to exist

  • @KY-eu5mk
    @KY-eu5mk 3 роки тому +166

    Bob: “You’re not my grandson, that one on the counter is my grandson.”
    Wade: “Granny can you interact with me?”
    Me: *casually dying of laughter*

  • @theonenamedpie
    @theonenamedpie 4 роки тому +2853

    They should play this with Seán in a long Mega Episode

  • @robindabank819
    @robindabank819 4 роки тому +280

    Granny: frail looking woman
    Also granny: waters weed and kicks infants into the next life

  • @imcd6885
    @imcd6885 4 роки тому +2883

    Bob: I’m a frail old women
    *2 seconds later*
    Bob: kicks wade with the force of Jesus

    • @screm1471
      @screm1471 4 роки тому +57

      yeah jesus sure punted his grand kids through the fucking ether

    • @NoNo-xh7ru
      @NoNo-xh7ru 4 роки тому +49

      UniqueName what bible are you reading that doesn't have that?

    • @theperipheral
      @theperipheral 4 роки тому +22

      Bob kicked DA CHILD (don’t touch the child) all the way into the nether.

    • @screm1471
      @screm1471 4 роки тому +16

      The wrong one appeartenty

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +8

      @@screm1471 Pretty sure that's in the Apocrypha

  • @AlyxHorizon
    @AlyxHorizon Рік тому +47

    Bob: The "Fun" Grandma
    Mark: The Grandma Who Forgets Things Easily and is very Nice
    Wade: The Grandma Who Just Doesn't Give Two Shits and Misses Grandpa A Little Too Much

  • @laurenmcvean7613
    @laurenmcvean7613 5 років тому +403

    Granny/Bob: "I cant seem to do anything"
    *THROWS CHILD*

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 4 роки тому +890

    "I'm playing pacifist" literally punted Wade for the 400th consecutive time not five minutes ago

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 4 роки тому +23

      Not to mention tased him twice for no reason, while casually humming

    • @Constantine_Cvl8
      @Constantine_Cvl8 3 роки тому +6

      Well he didn't die so it's okay

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +174

    Petition to have Bob make a granny asmr cooking video.
    Way too realistic.

  • @randomguy4511
    @randomguy4511 3 роки тому +52

    13:00
    The level of pride Bob has when he says this is amazing

  • @fpcoutinho
    @fpcoutinho 4 роки тому +5998

    Bob: Horny Grandma
    Mark: Doting Grandma
    Wade: Aggressive Grandma

    • @toxiclimatestudios
      @toxiclimatestudios 4 роки тому +264

      the three granny horsewomen lmao
      just sean left and it's complete

    • @fpcoutinho
      @fpcoutinho 4 роки тому +52

      @@flaming.river. You might wanna research the meaning of "doting" plus rewatch Markiplier attitude
      Edit: Why did you delete your comment, btw?

    • @KuroZe1
      @KuroZe1 4 роки тому +72

      More like mark is the stupid grandma.
      Wade is the bully grandma
      And i don't know about Bob lol

    • @austinianthegrand
      @austinianthegrand 4 роки тому +163

      Bob: I’ve got a present for you! It’s my aAAaaAsSs
      Markimoo: I’m playing pacifist!
      Wade: *I hate all of you.*

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 4 роки тому +55

      I think you mixed up Wade and Bob lol

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 5 років тому +311

    Granny: gets a knife on the leg*
    Mark: Ladadi ladadu

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 5 років тому +200

    Bob: "C'mere child, a have a present for you, It's my assss." XD

  • @Zer0_Assassin
    @Zer0_Assassin 4 роки тому +69

    4:07 the baby crying and flying by always gets me xDxDxDxD

    • @roodiz
      @roodiz 3 роки тому +4

      4:05

  • @JohnTheTriggerEngineer
    @JohnTheTriggerEngineer 5 років тому +600

    Bob: "everything hurts"
    Granny: *hurts*

    • @Lycaonnn
      @Lycaonnn 5 років тому +2

      Granny is my everything

  • @theboi2859
    @theboi2859 5 років тому +454

    “We playin on the H W E E N Level?”

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 роки тому +773

    Mark and Wade as brothers: **Actually working together for once.**
    Mark and BoB as brothers: "Nerd!" "Nerd..." "NERD!!" "NEEEEERDDDD!!!!"

  • @moro8772
    @moro8772 3 роки тому +355

    I love how when Jack played this game he found all of the secrets of grandma summoning a demon in the forest on the H’ween level but Mark is just laughing his butt off and just wandering around .

  • @hunterotte4085
    @hunterotte4085 4 роки тому +279

    I desperately want them to play this more. This is too hilarious.

  • @DaveyB253
    @DaveyB253 4 роки тому +383

    11:42 “your my favorite grandson!”
    Baby: *knocks the grandma down the stairs*

    • @XxIronAvengerxX
      @XxIronAvengerxX 3 роки тому +4

      11:48
      Bob- Hi.
      Mark- Hi, oh hello, wayyy.
      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 3 роки тому +4

      "You're not my favorite grandson anymore"

    • @DaveyB253
      @DaveyB253 3 роки тому +1

      @@XxIronAvengerxX That was also funny xd

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 5 років тому +488

    Mark: “grandma what’s my name?”
    Wade: “Uh, Um, Ah...”
    Mark: *...throws knife*
    Knife: *sinks into Wade’s face*
    Wade: *contemplates life*

  • @PenguinFondue
    @PenguinFondue 3 роки тому +280

    This was so hilarious! I laughed every time baby Mark got booted

  • @lizy9117
    @lizy9117 5 років тому +569

    Mark: Enjoy the sunshine!
    *Proceeds to kick the toddler inside*

  • @jamudaskoolotoon5907
    @jamudaskoolotoon5907 5 років тому +326

    Mark: I'm doing pacifist
    Also Mark: *Tazes Wade

  • @timwinters8615
    @timwinters8615 5 років тому +761

    Grandma: Trying to pick up eggs
    Grandchildren: *trying to kill her*

  • @Faust007H
    @Faust007H 2 роки тому +40

    12:13
    I can't stop laughing at this part, poor Wade
    Wade: OOHH, AAHHH my eyes. Granny they're still developing

  • @matildac84
    @matildac84 5 років тому +4522

    This game is literally just “Who’s Your Daddy” but in reverse.

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 5 років тому +116

      TillyC06
      Who’s Your Granny

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 5 років тому +53

      The prequel to Granny

    • @engrishpls5040
      @engrishpls5040 5 років тому +18

      Who’s you’re mommy

    • @TheGnarlyGnome89
      @TheGnarlyGnome89 5 років тому +28

      I think it’s made by the same people
      The house looks familiar

    • @Chii-Kenn
      @Chii-Kenn 5 років тому

      Now you have 777 likes good luck

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow 4 роки тому +400

    Best moment 1:57
    Granny's got a present for you! It's my aaAaAAaass!!

  • @kkkira_rl
    @kkkira_rl 5 років тому +497

    Mark: being burned alive*
    Also mark: My FavoriTe DAncE MovE

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 років тому

      That was the funniest part

    • @natesparks4886
      @natesparks4886 5 років тому

      Holy shit, I just got to this part as I was reading this comment

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому

      Those moves are fire though.

    • @AdamDeOldSport
      @AdamDeOldSport 5 років тому

      10:03

    • @loisolano6041
      @loisolano6041 5 років тому +1

      @@DraconicDuelist Those moves were *LIT* dude.

  • @insurgentren2490
    @insurgentren2490 4 роки тому +210

    Bob (as baby) : "kick me "
    Mark: I dont want to Im playing pacifist
    Mark a mintue or so later : *tazes wade for like the 3rd time*

  • @Sammie0719
    @Sammie0719 5 років тому +88

    1:59-2:05
    *Granny's got a present for you..*
    *"iTs mY AaaaaaaAAAsss"*

  • @Entertainment-xh6kl
    @Entertainment-xh6kl 5 років тому +252

    Mark: "What did I do? I've done nothing!"
    Also Mark: *Threw a hammer at granny Bob

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 5 років тому +2

      Also Also Mark:*Was the first to attack granny while she was trying to pick up some eggs with a bottle to the face.

  • @shreyaskumar1034
    @shreyaskumar1034 3 роки тому +51

    Mark and Wade: Trying to kill Bob
    Bob: *EGGS*

  • @Kevin-ek1su
    @Kevin-ek1su 4 роки тому +495

    9:18
    Mark: “It’s beautiful out, go enjoy the sun!”
    *kicks the kid back in the garage*
    😂

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 5 років тому +26

    9:44
    Playing a horror game and the main monster makes that noise as he runs towards you would be the scariest thing.

  • @henry_alphonse
    @henry_alphonse 5 років тому +1825

    "Granny has to water her weeeed"

    • @kellybills2987
      @kellybills2987 5 років тому +33

      When I was a teenager, my weed connect was an old lady that we called Boozin Susan.

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 5 років тому +7

      8:16
      SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! 😎

    • @blissfulrose1609
      @blissfulrose1609 5 років тому +8

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts weed is amazing lmao

    • @_Ch33ryBl00d_
      @_Ch33ryBl00d_ 5 років тому +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts lol weed is amazing

    • @blissfulrose1609
      @blissfulrose1609 5 років тому +1

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts uh alcohol is not better. in fact it’s worse health wise. way worse. and it’s only 10 a g. if you can’t afford that and there is better ways to spend lmaooo that’s sad. it’s 10 a damn g and that’s too much and not worth it? 😂😂

  • @KY-eu5mk
    @KY-eu5mk 3 роки тому +3218

    Each granny in less than ten words:
    Bob: “I’ve got a present for you, it’s my AaAaaAAASS!”
    Mark: “Granny has to water her weeeeeed.”
    Wade: “I hate all of you-“
    Edit: holy shit that’s a lot o’ likes- Thanks guys 😁

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 3 роки тому +43

      That moment with Bob is literally my favorite part of the whole video. 😂

    • @KY-eu5mk
      @KY-eu5mk 3 роки тому +9

      @@etps4444 Same lol

    • @Ze_tinyfrog
      @Ze_tinyfrog 3 роки тому +7

      Wade was funnier

    • @theplague5803
      @theplague5803 3 роки тому +9

      And ninja grandson

    • @pan_panic_central05
      @pan_panic_central05 3 роки тому +14

      I just wanna make fanart of Bob, Wade, and Mark being grannies because I just laugh so hard whenever I watch this video 😂

  • @fchef8370
    @fchef8370 4 роки тому +843

    “Granny has to water her WEEEED” damn you got a cool grandma

    • @r0oster.
      @r0oster. 4 роки тому +13

      she already has weed

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 роки тому +21

      grandma accidentally gave me the wrong brownies now i’m tripping balls

    • @TheRealArtimusKnight
      @TheRealArtimusKnight 3 роки тому +2

      It’s the grandma from the one random horror reaction “grandma if you could stop pranking me”

    • @Slasher_YouTube
      @Slasher_YouTube 3 роки тому

      @@peemaster-uu9qo do you watch Emkay?

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 роки тому

      @@Slasher_UA-cam perhaps
      what gave it away lmao

  • @thatoneguy5446
    @thatoneguy5446 4 роки тому +173

    7:42
    "Knock Knock"
    "Whos there ?"
    "THE DOOR !!!!!!"

  • @Dylanraptor
    @Dylanraptor 4 роки тому +110

    0:12 Mark: oh she’s....dead
    He’s so good at this, he’s won before the game’s even started.

  • @smileyfaceakaeeeeeeeeeeeee626
    @smileyfaceakaeeeeeeeeeeeee626 3 роки тому +69

    Mark: tries to kill grandmama
    Mark: gets kicked
    Mark “WhAt DiD i Do”

  • @sarcastic_mango
    @sarcastic_mango 4 роки тому +989

    “Grandma needs to water her WEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!”

  • @yoda5280
    @yoda5280 5 років тому +198

    I’m honestly loving all these recent videos with Wade and Bob

  • @Wosudhehqaxb9169
    @Wosudhehqaxb9169 5 років тому +526

    "what would you do if there was a child right in front of you?"
    3:29

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 2 роки тому +13

    8:20
    I’m fucking dying over the visual of a baby walking by his grandma and as soon as she greets him it just detonates randomly

  • @lunaranz8765
    @lunaranz8765 5 років тому +53

    8:26
    Mark: *gets hit by a grenade*
    Also mark: “I’m pHiNe! pHiT aS a pHiDdLe”

  • @kexard
    @kexard 5 років тому +20

    Something so funny about 16:17 . Just picturing the baby flying through the air as he thinks “Grandma...you promised” XD

  • @owomars
    @owomars 5 років тому +606

    “I’m playing pacifist”
    **tasers baby**

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +98

    Bob: "I threw a knife at her foot"
    Knife: Sticks out of Granny's butt cheek

  • @LKMEW
    @LKMEW 4 роки тому +93

    "I won't kill you grandma!"
    "That's.. that's.. true love and.. appreciation."

  • @kin.g-yawna
    @kin.g-yawna 5 років тому +129

    “I’ve been beaten by a door”
    - Markiplier 2019
    7:44

  • @vibes2914
    @vibes2914 5 років тому +102

    5:51 " I took my pill "
    ~~last word's from grandma

  • @unknownperson1400
    @unknownperson1400 3 роки тому +29

    Bob: “front or back?”
    Wade: “back baby brother!”
    Bob and wade - 2019

  • @angelmangle
    @angelmangle 5 років тому +135

    2:12
    *Mark turning around for one second*
    *Mark turning back*
    Granny Bob: *yeets Wade baby* YEET THE BABY!

  • @FavoRitsu
    @FavoRitsu 5 років тому +59

    9:17 "Go enjoy the sun" *kicks into garage*

  • @peacemaker4010
    @peacemaker4010 5 років тому +147

    Me: What do we want?
    Everyone: *PART 2!!*

    • @creativeusernam3927
      @creativeusernam3927 5 років тому +13

      Cupckae Drop
      “When do we want it?”
      “WHENEVER IS MOST CONVENIENT”

    • @coler4084
      @coler4084 5 років тому +1

      Cupckae Drop yea

    • @stolenmemes7389
      @stolenmemes7389 5 років тому

      This is sad. And cringe.

    • @peacemaker4010
      @peacemaker4010 5 років тому

      @@stolenmemes7389 i guess it is. >.

    • @stolenmemes7389
      @stolenmemes7389 5 років тому

      @@peacemaker4010 i hate you delete this

  • @wftidk
    @wftidk 3 роки тому +30

    I've watched this a million times and "You old piece of bitch!" still fucking gets me every time.

  • @Lazy_Foxu
    @Lazy_Foxu 5 років тому +162

    Kicks grandchildren like 3 times
    "I'm playing pacifist!"

  • @lazwalks3823
    @lazwalks3823 5 років тому +67

    Mark: ThIS iS mY fAvORiTe dAnCe MoVe
    Mark: burns sprawling on the ground

  • @drewthelovable6809
    @drewthelovable6809 5 років тому +815

    The prequel to granny, this explains why she’s so messed up

    • @Da_Real_Goblin
      @Da_Real_Goblin 5 років тому +37

      It makes so much sense now.

    • @No1_player36
      @No1_player36 5 років тому +23

      Plot twist she turned into a ghost that’s why granny is whiter then a marshmallow

    • @JohnTheTriggerEngineer
      @JohnTheTriggerEngineer 5 років тому +2

      DrewTheLovable you dare exceed my comments likes

    • @anmhiggs1
      @anmhiggs1 2 роки тому

      But why is she alive

    • @anmhiggs1
      @anmhiggs1 2 роки тому

      @@No1_player36 that fax

  • @thatoneartist8145
    @thatoneartist8145 3 роки тому +15

    Mark: *Does nothing*
    Bob: And I took that personally-

  • @CaWolfie258
    @CaWolfie258 5 років тому +45

    Mark: "No grandma your pill."
    Bob: "I took my pill.."
    *EXPLOSION*
    Mark: "OH MY GOD!!"
    5:49 😂😂

  • @potatolight1141
    @potatolight1141 5 років тому +144

    Granny:
    You’re gonna give me a heart attack
    Bab:
    *throws a spear and missed*
    Granny:
    Hah, you missed me by that much

  • @VentilianVexus
    @VentilianVexus 5 років тому +206

    Why does Mark sound like a really old Wilford Warfstache when he’s Granny? XD

    • @whosacegd9977
      @whosacegd9977 5 років тому +12

      @@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

    • @SleepyTy
      @SleepyTy 5 років тому +1

      Ianaz, I feel ashamed to have laughed at that.

    • @froggy9985
      @froggy9985 5 років тому +2

      @@wawawiwa___ Okay,calm down there Satan

    • @VentilianVexus
      @VentilianVexus 5 років тому

      JODisHere I’m a little concerned for your well being XD

  • @holloweyes6486
    @holloweyes6486 Рік тому +4

    Idk why this is the video I keep coming back to it’s certainly the strangest comfort video I’ve ever had

  • @tragedy7573
    @tragedy7573 5 років тому +385

    “What would you do... if there was a child right in front of you?” : The Saga
    3:28 3:50 4:06 5:10 9:20 17:30