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  • Markiplier visits the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen to make Eggs In Purgatory with Carla Music. Can he follow along using verbal instructions only?
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  • @doorlord1521
    @doorlord1521 3 роки тому +6305

    “You’re competitive”
    “No, nuh-uh”
    *my sizzle was better*

    • @searlaitnise
      @searlaitnise 3 роки тому +4

      Charles Moreland lol

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому +13

      @@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

    • @lyshussey2471
      @lyshussey2471 3 роки тому

      Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

  • @spacevermin8378
    @spacevermin8378 4 роки тому +7061

    Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 роки тому +27

      Ikr

    • @maryl1129
      @maryl1129 4 роки тому +12

      Frrrr lmao

    • @Tvmm7
      @Tvmm7 4 роки тому +31

      Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 4 роки тому +96

      She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

    • @loganentertainment1814
      @loganentertainment1814 4 роки тому +4

      Without a doubt. :) XD

  • @RayRayRay0
    @RayRayRay0 4 роки тому +9766

    Carla: *breathes*
    Mark: I was way ahead of you

    • @sirswipah
      @sirswipah 4 роки тому +7

      🙃🙃👌

    • @platinumvideos9810
      @platinumvideos9810 3 роки тому +6

      420 likes

    • @lbcv
      @lbcv 3 роки тому +5

      i was way ahead of you

    • @roblesgabe104
      @roblesgabe104 3 роки тому +28

      Carla: blinks
      Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

    • @niellity
      @niellity 3 роки тому +4

      *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 роки тому +10552

    When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

    • @9.1.22
      @9.1.22 3 роки тому +225

      how the freak did you get that text so small

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 3 роки тому +146

      jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 роки тому +48

      How do you turn it small?

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 роки тому +10

      @@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 3 роки тому +19

      @RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

  • @aaronsaunders7790
    @aaronsaunders7790 4 роки тому +1758

    Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook?
    Mark: Uh...
    *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
    Mark: Scrappy

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 4 роки тому

      As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

    • @vongolaprimo7431
      @vongolaprimo7431 4 роки тому +1

      I really wish he said this

    • @user-uj5iq1lg3d
      @user-uj5iq1lg3d 4 роки тому +2

      *when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

  • @chrissiper
    @chrissiper 4 роки тому +6792

    Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force*
    Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

  • @dillonlol7409
    @dillonlol7409 3 роки тому +4119

    January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen.
    December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

    • @chaoticgoose4286
      @chaoticgoose4286 3 роки тому +97

      Markiplier has pooped

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 роки тому +7

      @@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 роки тому +28

      Oh, how the star has fallen
      Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

    • @Kenli-mu6qi
      @Kenli-mu6qi 3 роки тому +2

      No 😭✋🏻😂

    • @headlessonion7881
      @headlessonion7881 3 роки тому +8

      What a ride 2020 was...

  • @starlight4649
    @starlight4649 4 роки тому +4417

    Oh wow, you're competitive
    Mark: what? No I'm not...
    Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

  • @Elizabeauty312
    @Elizabeauty312 4 роки тому +18414

    “I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

    • @p3pp3r67
      @p3pp3r67 4 роки тому +216

      Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 роки тому +54

      meirl

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +78

      Family Gatherings be like

    • @keistar6815
      @keistar6815 4 роки тому +118

      Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +23

      @@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

  • @frostedbirdy
    @frostedbirdy 4 роки тому +5616

    mark: "how many turns?"
    carla: "ten-"
    mark: "too late"
    carla: "Ok"

    • @brianli6562
      @brianli6562 4 роки тому +26

      *Keeps turning

    • @safarahali6886
      @safarahali6886 4 роки тому +1

      I swear I read this the same time the vid was
      Playing that part lol 😂

    • @chepa1767
      @chepa1767 4 роки тому

      My life in a nutshell

  • @tmliao5402
    @tmliao5402 4 роки тому +1607

    "It is beautiful!"
    "Thank you I know."
    "Great tearing!"
    "Thank you."
    "Amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you."
    "Wonderful, amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you..."
    *Mark this is where you compliment her back!*
    "...why would I?"
    I died XD

  • @Alexsomnia
    @Alexsomnia 4 роки тому +9219

    This dude is good, he should make a UA-cam channel.

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 3 роки тому +86

      👀

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 3 роки тому +335

      I have some good news

    • @juururu
      @juururu 3 роки тому +51

      ummmm, he already has a channel
      markiplier it is
      pretty good with 26M

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 3 роки тому +260

      Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 3 роки тому +260

      @@juururu r/woooosh

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 4 роки тому +11704

    *Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

  • @forwantofapage6059
    @forwantofapage6059 4 роки тому +7568

    I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 4 роки тому +353

      he is a wholesome boy

    • @alinastark403
      @alinastark403 4 роки тому +12

      999 likes!

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang 3 роки тому +16

      @10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 3 роки тому +25

      Sam Chiang because we are superior

    • @Kaiscoolness
      @Kaiscoolness 3 роки тому +11

      10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

  • @itchyybrain5264
    @itchyybrain5264 4 роки тому +2205

    This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays
    Never ever challenge this man

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 роки тому +117

      This man also owns FIVE OVENS

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому +1

      @@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 роки тому +17

      @@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 3 роки тому +26

      @@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому

      @@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 3 роки тому +593

    I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

  • @itsmerobyn1371
    @itsmerobyn1371 4 роки тому +3325

    “Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back”
    “Why would I.. mines better”

    • @Joel-tv7jw
      @Joel-tv7jw 4 роки тому +61

      S A V A G E

    • @Ezra-wp1oc
      @Ezra-wp1oc 4 роки тому +17

      S A V A G E

    • @Vorexia
      @Vorexia 4 роки тому +18

      I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 4 роки тому +11

      S A V A G E

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 4 роки тому +2

      @@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

  • @brianhalbert3867
    @brianhalbert3867 4 роки тому +4618

    When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 роки тому +269

      SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

    • @limejello2882
      @limejello2882 4 роки тому +126

      Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

    • @thekycklingwizard78
      @thekycklingwizard78 4 роки тому +56

      “Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha
      Quirky

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 роки тому +60

      It shows at 11:48

    • @Katastr0phic_Katicorn
      @Katastr0phic_Katicorn 4 роки тому +17

      @@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

  • @Christmandavid10
    @Christmandavid10 3 роки тому +663

    I swear even Marks “cocky” personality is still extremely easy to talk to

  • @amandakaschaksvlogs8216
    @amandakaschaksvlogs8216 4 роки тому +619

    Awww the way mark smirks at the camera and says “nuh ah.” After she says he’s competitive which is a FACT.

    • @ronja2597
      @ronja2597 3 роки тому

      @Lilly-Grace Mills starts around 6:45

  • @prestonholt8803
    @prestonholt8803 4 роки тому +2948

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I am not legally allowed to say that."

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 4 роки тому +50

      And that is something I legitimately don't get. It obviously is, but what is the issue with it? Is the phrase trademarked, like how everybody has to call Super Bowl the big game because they can't legally say Super Bowl?

    • @ArchieCooper
      @ArchieCooper 4 роки тому +110

      @@iratebeaver29 Exactly that. "Choose your own adventure" is the exact name of a book series, which is trademarked. You can make them, you can sell them and all that, but you can't use that exact phrase in their name, or in describing them. For related fun, try looking up the trademark on "Superhero"

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 4 роки тому +18

      @@ArchieCooper Thought so. Thanks for the confirm. And I'll look into that, lol.

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 роки тому +14

      @@ArchieCooper Is that trademark still running to this day? Is that why my hero academia never actually uses the word "superhero"?

    • @Mrowmeowmew
      @Mrowmeowmew 4 роки тому +21

      OrangeC7 no, just in Japan the word superhero isn’t really used often. It’s not as common as over here

  • @BurgundyBurrito
    @BurgundyBurrito 4 роки тому +2644

    "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

    • @sandserpent
      @sandserpent 4 роки тому +6

      Nick Henrich same

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +32

      "Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

    • @intellectual_idiot7195
      @intellectual_idiot7195 4 роки тому +21

      Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 роки тому +10

      when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

    • @justiniantbh
      @justiniantbh 4 роки тому +3

      Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes 4 роки тому +1773

    Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy
    Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому +9

      what's a huper bowl

    • @oddballentertainment9907
      @oddballentertainment9907 3 роки тому +2

      Hey that rhymes

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 3 роки тому +2

      When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому +1

      @@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

  • @Alison.taylor.c
    @Alison.taylor.c 3 роки тому +330

    if he was with ethan and tyler he would have absolutely yelled “YOU CLOSE” when smashing the tomatoes

    • @computer_juice
      @computer_juice 2 роки тому +3

      He probably did and they cut it out

    • @thatonealien9812
      @thatonealien9812 2 роки тому +3

      @@computer_juice I doubt it haha he knows when it’s appropriate to joke like that

    • @kaylaryals8227
      @kaylaryals8227 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @carolineg3923
    @carolineg3923 4 роки тому +4296

    Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

    • @lordofthehounds2997
      @lordofthehounds2997 4 роки тому +53

      that honestly kept bothering me.

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 4 роки тому +19

      He's just really into Alanis right now

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 роки тому +20

      @@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

    • @ms.rumandcoke5344
      @ms.rumandcoke5344 4 роки тому +3

      @@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

    • @Triggerly
      @Triggerly 4 роки тому +5

      Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

  • @Saevustus
    @Saevustus 4 роки тому +27221

    She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

  • @grubbiechirp5695
    @grubbiechirp5695 4 роки тому +672

    He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 3 роки тому +4

      What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 роки тому +32

      @@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 3 роки тому +8

      @@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a UA-camr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

    • @Whaltteri
      @Whaltteri 2 роки тому +1

      So you're what 8 years old?

  • @introvertairways6380
    @introvertairways6380 4 роки тому +300

    “Cut the very end off it may be dry”
    Mark: *chops them in half and throws away the big half

  • @twothirdsstudio
    @twothirdsstudio 4 роки тому +1390

    Chef: gently pulling leaves off of the basil plant
    Mark: *getting ready to yoink the plant out of the pot*

  • @lizlemon3698
    @lizlemon3698 4 роки тому +2836

    “How many turns?”
    “Like te-“
    “ *TOO LATE* “

  • @tristamay6087
    @tristamay6087 4 роки тому +1209

    i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

    • @wildchillvibes9201
      @wildchillvibes9201 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @tristamay6087
      @tristamay6087 4 роки тому +2

      Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

    • @denisedinh
      @denisedinh 3 роки тому +51

      He almost did to those tomatoes

    • @january1494
      @january1494 3 роки тому +32

      I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 роки тому +24

      I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

  • @Sarah-ug7zq
    @Sarah-ug7zq 4 роки тому +455

    I love how he just casually has one hand in his pocket

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah idky but it’s hot

    • @umm9745
      @umm9745 3 роки тому +5

      With a knife in his hand... Looking at the camera

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 роки тому +2

      @@nahimgood4 ok

  • @nedsbluebayou7477
    @nedsbluebayou7477 4 роки тому +3568

    I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole UA-cam channel I love that

    • @alvingoooo
      @alvingoooo 4 роки тому +245

      She's legally obligated to say that

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 4 роки тому +108

      Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 роки тому +24

      @@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

    • @daddycloyster4896
      @daddycloyster4896 4 роки тому +65

      @@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 роки тому +2

      @@daddycloyster4896 maybe

  • @mastermindbastard6654
    @mastermindbastard6654 4 роки тому +1278

    "half a lemon should be enough."
    mark: *murders the whole lemon with his bare hands*

    • @doodschmood
      @doodschmood 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 3 роки тому

      He was supposed to strain the seeds as well

  • @Cyber_Akuma
    @Cyber_Akuma 4 роки тому +213

    Huh, considering Mark's insane cooking attempts on his own channel, I never took him for a sort of low-Salt guy. He was pretty reluctant about adding salt every time.

    • @shridharbiju7370
      @shridharbiju7370 3 роки тому +45

      If I remember he had a heart attack once so the doctor probably put him in a low salt diet for a while and maybe that stuck.

  • @robintarket6844
    @robintarket6844 4 роки тому +189

    This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark:
    This man is fluent in hyperbole.

  • @Bruh-zi8jd
    @Bruh-zi8jd 4 роки тому +7176

    This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

  • @melissanoelle410
    @melissanoelle410 4 роки тому +8715

    Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

  • @Faildarkness
    @Faildarkness 3 роки тому +113

    Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking!
    An amazing dude.

  • @alissalarson3203
    @alissalarson3203 4 роки тому +213

    "Do I need to squeeze it as hard as the lemons?"
    "Yes"
    *Mark pauses for a moment* "HUARRRGH!!" *Intensely squeezes*

  • @LPGENGAR
    @LPGENGAR 4 роки тому +2133

    Mark: "just dump em all in?"
    Chef: "just dump them in."
    Mark: "that didnt seem right"
    Chef: "thats right."

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 роки тому +35

      You: quoting the video I'm just watching.
      Me: Yawn.

    • @amordal
      @amordal 4 роки тому +27

      dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 роки тому +15

      @@amordal: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop"
      Me: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too. stop."

    • @jamesl7649
      @jamesl7649 4 роки тому +26

      Me:
      Me:
      Me:
      You:
      Me:

    • @nofanfelani6924
      @nofanfelani6924 4 роки тому +12

      This comment threads: *_full of quotes_*
      Me: please staph!

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 4 роки тому +14171

    When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

  • @NauticalSoapGAME
    @NauticalSoapGAME 4 роки тому +44

    I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

  • @izar8988
    @izar8988 3 роки тому +37

    I felt the fear that basil plant was feeling when markiplier grabbed and nearly killed the whole think

  • @TheJavapup
    @TheJavapup 4 роки тому +8931

    Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 роки тому +141

      Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

    • @TheJavapup
      @TheJavapup 4 роки тому +108

      @Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

    • @bethanymorgan6113
      @bethanymorgan6113 4 роки тому +109

      and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

    • @switzerfamily9727
      @switzerfamily9727 4 роки тому +89

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

    • @mellaberry6353
      @mellaberry6353 4 роки тому +19

      @@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

  • @casperleedonovan6340
    @casperleedonovan6340 4 роки тому +820

    Carla: "You said 'oh' like you've never heard of eggs before-"
    Mark: "Oh- oh no- *I was too poor to afford eggs-*"

    • @firedoctor1
      @firedoctor1 4 роки тому +11

      His response to everything

    • @Tvmm7
      @Tvmm7 4 роки тому +17

      “I WAS TO POOR TO AFFORD AIR-“

    • @ksiu9156
      @ksiu9156 4 роки тому +12

      "We had a chicken but then we had to kill it for our own entertainment."

    • @mtyahiro03
      @mtyahiro03 4 роки тому +5

      This is the person who have 5 ovens...

    • @wheresjasmine
      @wheresjasmine 4 роки тому

      @@mtyahiro03 how times have changed

  • @robertbarajas2250
    @robertbarajas2250 3 роки тому +48

    “I would encourage you with the back of your wooden spoon, to smash some of these tomatos”
    Mark’s Mind: *You close? You close?*

  • @brandonkreber444
    @brandonkreber444 3 роки тому +30

    “Just use like half of the lemon”
    Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

  • @martinleonstandup
    @martinleonstandup 4 роки тому +2608

    This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

    • @zeeanon9830
      @zeeanon9830 4 роки тому +246

      she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

    • @kyndramb7050
      @kyndramb7050 4 роки тому +11

      He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

  • @mstickney6612
    @mstickney6612 4 роки тому +3839

    Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!"
    Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

    • @AnGeL-xi1bs
      @AnGeL-xi1bs 4 роки тому +8

      i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, 690 likes
      *nice*

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 4 роки тому +12

      I don't have such weakness

    • @mmmtacobaguette4714
      @mmmtacobaguette4714 3 роки тому +5

      @@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 3 роки тому +1

      She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

  • @klad2860
    @klad2860 3 роки тому +76

    11:48
    Mark: *Your going to the shadow realm, basil plant.*

  • @madelynephinney2457
    @madelynephinney2457 3 роки тому +52

    “How would you *RATE* yourself as a cook?”
    “ *SCRAPPY* ”

  • @abadira
    @abadira 4 роки тому +711

    You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

  • @crunchy141
    @crunchy141 4 роки тому +2677

    Carla: sauce
    Mark: soYeoCe
    Carla: sauce.
    Mark: sEiyOucE

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 4 роки тому +40

      To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

    • @sialamur3777
      @sialamur3777 4 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 💀

    • @WhoisMixxie
      @WhoisMixxie 4 роки тому

      I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 роки тому +8

      @@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

    • @YopparaiNyanko
      @YopparaiNyanko 4 роки тому

      @@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

  • @RemarkablyRenee
    @RemarkablyRenee 4 роки тому +30

    This is hilarious.
    Carla: Ok now tear the swiss chard. *delicately tears one piece at a time*
    Mark: OK. *mashes them into a ball and tears the ball apart with his bare hands*

  • @maelstrumyes3595
    @maelstrumyes3595 4 роки тому +87

    The fact that she was complementing Mark and were all waiting for his turn to complement
    Mark: "NO"

  • @doleperfection5481
    @doleperfection5481 4 роки тому +8279

    His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

  • @forceablecashew1929
    @forceablecashew1929 4 роки тому +1873

    Carla: your competitive.
    Mark: NNNNNooooooo.
    Also mark: *has a breathing competition*

  • @TomatoGatcha
    @TomatoGatcha 3 роки тому +24

    the absolute chaotic energy that Mark brought to the kitchen is a great contrast to most of who are on it

  • @_ktcbg3097
    @_ktcbg3097 3 роки тому +60

    Little does she know she's dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 4 роки тому +5058

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I'm not legally allowed to say that."
    Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

    • @Horst_Radish
      @Horst_Radish 4 роки тому +55

      I half expected him to say, but yes

    • @smile--
      @smile-- 4 роки тому +7

      *expected

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 роки тому +8

      Why isn't he legally allowed to?

    • @splintercat
      @splintercat 4 роки тому +66

      @@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrGamelover23
      It's just mark being cheeky about things.

  • @ckgaming9721
    @ckgaming9721 4 роки тому +6776

    Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant
    Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @televal5204
    @televal5204 4 роки тому +24

    11:49, you can see his destructivness and intrusive thoughts lol

  • @janigmatic
    @janigmatic 4 роки тому +25

    Mark: *firmly grasps entire basil plant*
    Basil plant: I'm in danger

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 роки тому +3647

    Carla: "You're competitive."
    Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

  • @briadrowned4923
    @briadrowned4923 4 роки тому +2473

    “How do you rate yourself as a cook?”
    Me: *has flashbacks to every cooking video Mark has ever done*
    Mark: “..... scrappy....”

  • @sheddyleprince7660
    @sheddyleprince7660 4 роки тому +27

    "I will not break the yolk, I swear this"
    That face he's making while saying such impossible words

  • @downloadDA
    @downloadDA 4 роки тому +36

    Carla: "Sauce" (New York Accent)
    Mark: "Soooyeahs"
    Carla: "Sauce" (Neutral Accent)
    Mark: "Sayows"

  • @AnnabeleBries
    @AnnabeleBries 4 роки тому +1729

    “I know how to smash things”
    *flashbacks to presidential fitness test*

  • @izzyolsson5269
    @izzyolsson5269 4 роки тому +2370

    Markiplier: "I'm a tosser"
    Australians: "heheheheh..."

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 4 роки тому +75

      Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

    • @Wraith101
      @Wraith101 4 роки тому +24

      I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 4 роки тому +93

      That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

    • @Slimegoose
      @Slimegoose 4 роки тому +30

      What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

    • @LuxanderReal
      @LuxanderReal 4 роки тому +17

      I'm American and even I laughed XD

  • @skrautze5857
    @skrautze5857 3 роки тому +19

    11:50
    Chef: 'just take a couple of springs'
    Markiplier:
    'laughs with full of evil about to destroy the plant'

  • @kingvalerio8221
    @kingvalerio8221 2 роки тому +7

    1:25 Mark: "I know how to smash things"
    2022: Yes pokemon

  • @denisewreford9352
    @denisewreford9352 4 роки тому +4845

    Carla’s patience is as impressive as her cooking.

    • @alisonwilliams1747
      @alisonwilliams1747 4 роки тому +177

      Seriously. I'm being reminded of when my mum says about her driving instructing. "the worst students are the ones who THINK they know what they're doing..."

    • @gg-pv3ie
      @gg-pv3ie 4 роки тому +45

      well she does have kids so shes had practice lol

    • @nickz2147
      @nickz2147 4 роки тому +151

      Mark was just joking around

    • @Boxvoko
      @Boxvoko 4 роки тому +103

      @@nickz2147 Please yes, it's obvious. He does self-deprecating bravado as his persona and it's quite apparent, if you ask me!

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 4 роки тому +104

      @@Boxvoko: Exactly... And yet, every time he collabs with someone, a lot of people seem to think it's actually real and not just a bit. It's kind of frustrating, especially considering that he actually talked about it at the end.

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 4 роки тому +2956

    Carla: “smash the garlic”
    *Mark pulverizes garlic*
    Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

    • @arathorn867
      @arathorn867 4 роки тому +186

      Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +40

      "Mark smash"

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 4 роки тому +59

      @@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

    • @s30123
      @s30123 4 роки тому +17

      And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

    • @cqdgad
      @cqdgad 4 роки тому +3

      @@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

  • @ashusharma5572
    @ashusharma5572 3 роки тому +18

    7:28 i am surprised he didn't say
    *YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE*

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 роки тому +7

    7:37
    Mark's brain: YeAh, YoU cLoSe!?!?

  • @luckygirl1able
    @luckygirl1able 4 роки тому +3670

    “Who can’t figure out how to read the numbers”
    *Carla has Ninja flashbacks*

  • @pumpkinbumpkin767
    @pumpkinbumpkin767 3 роки тому +35

    This Mark guy is funny, he should start a youtube channel

  • @badger6882
    @badger6882 2 роки тому +4

    13:32 "In the, you know, sort of destroy the universe approach," she says, unaware of the magnitude that this statement will soon bring to the 2022 "In Space With Markiplier"

  • @brooklyngirl89
    @brooklyngirl89 4 роки тому +2719

    This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 роки тому +180

      Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

    • @Fraylovesskincare
      @Fraylovesskincare 4 роки тому +128

      @@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 роки тому +79

      @@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

    • @homeslices3
      @homeslices3 4 роки тому +7

      slap like now

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 роки тому +18

      @Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +792

    "Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef"
    Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

    • @user-uj5iq1lg3d
      @user-uj5iq1lg3d 4 роки тому +17

      Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

    • @AuroraSkull
      @AuroraSkull 4 роки тому

      Oh *yes*

    • @lucianoariasduval
      @lucianoariasduval 4 роки тому

      @@user-uj5iq1lg3d What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

  • @mimikitty9829
    @mimikitty9829 4 роки тому +28

    Rusty: “Mark this is where you compliment her back!”
    Mark: “... *why would I?* ”

  • @finlaycandler4399
    @finlaycandler4399 3 роки тому +17

    I expected mark to end each sentence by saying: "they're almost making it too easy" *smiles at camera*

  • @Liveitlarge247
    @Liveitlarge247 4 роки тому +613

    C: "so we're going to turn this up to-"
    M: "...smithereens"

  • @shannon8687
    @shannon8687 4 роки тому +482

    “I know how to smash things.”
    Yes, Mark, we all saw you punch a hole through your wall.

  • @Jamie_Jewel
    @Jamie_Jewel 3 роки тому +38

    “Young scrappy and hungry” is actually the perfect description for Mark as a cook

  • @queerruska
    @queerruska 4 роки тому +26

    “I _really_ had to resist the temptation to yank this out by the root.”

  • @thatssovenus
    @thatssovenus 4 роки тому +2086

    I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 роки тому +39

      she likes to teach

    • @YvaRautier
      @YvaRautier 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 that is so true

    • @1danny
      @1danny 4 роки тому +35

      She is legally obligated to do that.

    • @Qwertylol
      @Qwertylol 4 роки тому

      It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever.
      Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

  • @itsmonicalynn
    @itsmonicalynn 4 роки тому +6109

    I didn’t know this guy was, and went to google him about two minutes into this video..... anddddd here I am 10 hours of dream daddy later.

    • @lillypea
      @lillypea 4 роки тому +501

      I would sell my soul for markiplier

    • @hanyougirl1991
      @hanyougirl1991 4 роки тому +269

      Welcome 😂

    • @car0ndelet
      @car0ndelet 4 роки тому +402

      Hello, nice of you to join us, new fren.

    • @mei_zing7270
      @mei_zing7270 4 роки тому +177

      Welcome to the Fandom! 🤪

    • @agantmaruta4014
      @agantmaruta4014 4 роки тому +286

      Welcome to our cult

  • @purplepianoist88
    @purplepianoist88 2 роки тому +5

    I love how casually she handles his energy. Also she explains things verbally so well!

  • @mysticmess7
    @mysticmess7 3 роки тому +15

    Mark is that type of parent who questions their kids homework when his kids are asking him how to.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 роки тому +2951

    carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook
    mark: *scrappy*
    me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

  • @thequiettiefingbard1969
    @thequiettiefingbard1969 4 роки тому +28

    Carla: Im not legally allowed to say
    Me in an instant: Brad.

  • @xanderguerra8591
    @xanderguerra8591 4 роки тому +11

    At 3:10 for a split second you can see the look on her face after she realizes what she just said

  • @SarahTheGuard
    @SarahTheGuard 4 роки тому +287

    *Mark laughs evilly at the basil plant*
    Basil: *chuckles* _im in danger_

  • @natalie-ug9uh
    @natalie-ug9uh 4 роки тому +237

    carla: there’s a little adorable basil plant. we’re just gonna take a couple of sprigs.
    markiplier in the background: 𝗵𝗲𝗵𝗲

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 роки тому +1

      You: quoting the video I'm just watching.
      Me: Yawn.

    • @ragerblade82
      @ragerblade82 4 роки тому

      @@Xander785lmao i love reading how bored you are.

    • @fayless4705
      @fayless4705 4 роки тому +4

      Xander Wow, nice way to repeat the same comment on every post! So creative and original!

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 роки тому

      @@fayless4705: Certainly more creative and original than simply quoting what's being said in the video you're just watching.
      Also I like seeing you guys liking each other's whining because somebody doesn't like your mindless comments. So cute, so sad.

  • @HeyItsMaddshere
    @HeyItsMaddshere 3 роки тому +28

    I'd love to see Ethan do this.

    • @victor3437
      @victor3437 3 роки тому

      I was actually going to comment this myself. I think he'd do pretty well, honestly.

  • @YourSaddestDeer
    @YourSaddestDeer 4 роки тому +14

    markiplier is just like one of these nice guys that just brightens your day with silly playful dialogue and i can appreciate that

  • @watever1234dedoes
    @watever1234dedoes 4 роки тому +1792

    Carla on every episode: okay so just add a pinch of salt
    Everyone on every episode: *impractical Salt Bae pinch *

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 роки тому +1198

    "I am not bound by such restrictions."
    Power move by Carla.

    • @roux3390
      @roux3390 4 роки тому

      Carla used Power Move!
      It's super effective!