Markiplier Tries to Keep Up with a Professional Chef | Back-to-Back Chef | Bon Appétit

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  • @Bruh-zi8jd
    @Bruh-zi8jd 5 років тому +7837

    This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier 5 років тому +51253

    Hey, thanks for having me! This was a ton of fun and an honor to be in the kitchen.

    • @OmegaNovena
      @OmegaNovena 5 років тому +901

      Great job Mark! Back to back cooking with Ethan?? Gotta see more of the face of God on a plate y'know?

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 років тому +582

      It’s amazing how good of a cook you are when you don’t have to babysit Ethan or Tyler

    • @dashrubberbear
      @dashrubberbear 5 років тому +345

      You're such a jerk. It's adorable

    • @ShunGuan
      @ShunGuan 5 років тому +193

      Thanks so much for appearing on Bon Appetit! You and Carla were an absolute delight to watch! :D

    • @CarnSarnit
      @CarnSarnit 5 років тому +206

      You were just happy that you were actually taller than someone :p

  • @doorlord1521
    @doorlord1521 4 роки тому +7297

    “You’re competitive”
    “No, nuh-uh”
    *my sizzle was better*

    • @searlaitnise
      @searlaitnise 4 роки тому +4

      Charles Moreland lol

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +16

      @@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

    • @lyshussey2471
      @lyshussey2471 3 роки тому

      Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

  • @RayRayRay0
    @RayRayRay0 4 роки тому +10388

    Carla: *breathes*
    Mark: I was way ahead of you

    • @sirswipah
      @sirswipah 4 роки тому +8

      🙃🙃👌

    • @platinumvideos9810
      @platinumvideos9810 4 роки тому +6

      420 likes

    • @lbcv
      @lbcv 4 роки тому +6

      i was way ahead of you

    • @roblesgabe104
      @roblesgabe104 4 роки тому +30

      Carla: blinks
      Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

    • @niellity
      @niellity 4 роки тому +4

      *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @CuteMute15
    @CuteMute15 5 років тому +27803

    She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

  • @spacevermin8378
    @spacevermin8378 5 років тому +7783

    Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 5 років тому +27

      Ikr

    • @maryl1129
      @maryl1129 5 років тому +12

      Frrrr lmao

    • @Jukeboxinc
      @Jukeboxinc 5 років тому +35

      Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 5 років тому +103

      She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

    • @loganentertainment1814
      @loganentertainment1814 5 років тому +4

      Without a doubt. :) XD

  • @chrissiper
    @chrissiper 5 років тому +6969

    Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force*
    Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 роки тому +11082

    When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

    • @9.1.22
      @9.1.22 4 роки тому +232

      how the freak did you get that text so small

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 роки тому +150

      jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 4 роки тому +48

      How do you turn it small?

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 4 роки тому +10

      @@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 4 роки тому +19

      @RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

  • @Elizabeauty312
    @Elizabeauty312 5 років тому +18902

    “I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

    • @p3pp3r67
      @p3pp3r67 5 років тому +216

      Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 5 років тому +54

      meirl

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 5 років тому +79

      Family Gatherings be like

    • @keistar6815
      @keistar6815 5 років тому +119

      Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 5 років тому +23

      @@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +11915

    *Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

  • @forwantofapage6059
    @forwantofapage6059 5 років тому +7981

    I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 4 роки тому +372

      he is a wholesome boy

    • @alinastark403
      @alinastark403 4 роки тому +14

      999 likes!

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang 4 роки тому +18

      @10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 4 роки тому +26

      Sam Chiang because we are superior

    • @Kaiscoolness
      @Kaiscoolness 4 роки тому +11

      10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

  • @dillonlol7409
    @dillonlol7409 4 роки тому +4353

    January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen.
    December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

    • @chaoticgoose4286
      @chaoticgoose4286 3 роки тому +106

      Markiplier has pooped

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 роки тому +9

      @@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 роки тому +31

      Oh, how the star has fallen
      Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

    • @Kenli-mu6qi
      @Kenli-mu6qi 3 роки тому +2

      No 😭✋🏻😂

    • @headlessonion7881
      @headlessonion7881 3 роки тому +9

      What a ride 2020 was...

  • @frostedbirdy
    @frostedbirdy 5 років тому +5705

    mark: "how many turns?"
    carla: "ten-"
    mark: "too late"
    carla: "Ok"

    • @brianli6562
      @brianli6562 4 роки тому +28

      *Keeps turning

    • @safarahali6886
      @safarahali6886 4 роки тому +1

      I swear I read this the same time the vid was
      Playing that part lol 😂

    • @Eule153
      @Eule153 4 роки тому

      My life in a nutshell

  • @BurgundyBurrito
    @BurgundyBurrito 5 років тому +2850

    "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

    • @sandserpent
      @sandserpent 5 років тому +6

      Nick Henrich same

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +36

      "Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

    • @intellectual_idiot7195
      @intellectual_idiot7195 5 років тому +22

      Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 5 років тому +11

      when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

    • @justiniantbh
      @justiniantbh 5 років тому +3

      Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

  • @carolineg3923
    @carolineg3923 5 років тому +4487

    Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

    • @lordofthehounds2997
      @lordofthehounds2997 5 років тому +54

      that honestly kept bothering me.

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 5 років тому +21

      He's just really into Alanis right now

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 5 років тому +21

      @@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

    • @ms.rumandcoke5344
      @ms.rumandcoke5344 5 років тому +3

      @@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

    • @Triggerly
      @Triggerly 5 років тому +5

      Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

  • @tmliao5402
    @tmliao5402 4 роки тому +1707

    "It is beautiful!"
    "Thank you I know."
    "Great tearing!"
    "Thank you."
    "Amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you."
    "Wonderful, amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you..."
    *Mark this is where you compliment her back!*
    "...why would I?"
    I died XD

  • @melissanoelle410
    @melissanoelle410 5 років тому +8878

    Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

  • @lizlemon3698
    @lizlemon3698 5 років тому +2953

    “How many turns?”
    “Like te-“
    “ *TOO LATE* “

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 5 років тому +3788

    Carla: "You're competitive."
    Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

  • @starlight4649
    @starlight4649 4 роки тому +4527

    Oh wow, you're competitive
    Mark: what? No I'm not...
    Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

  • @nedsbluebayou7477
    @nedsbluebayou7477 5 років тому +3691

    I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole UA-cam channel I love that

    • @alvingoooo
      @alvingoooo 5 років тому +248

      She's legally obligated to say that

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 5 років тому +109

      Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 5 років тому +24

      @@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

    • @daddycloyster4896
      @daddycloyster4896 5 років тому +66

      @@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 5 років тому +2

      @@daddycloyster4896 maybe

  • @TheJavapup
    @TheJavapup 5 років тому +9108

    Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 5 років тому +142

      Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

    • @TheJavapup
      @TheJavapup 5 років тому +109

      @Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

    • @bethanymorgan6113
      @bethanymorgan6113 5 років тому +110

      and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

    • @switzerfamily9727
      @switzerfamily9727 5 років тому +90

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

    • @mellaberry6353
      @mellaberry6353 5 років тому +20

      @@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

  • @doleperfection
    @doleperfection 4 роки тому +8350

    His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 4 роки тому +629

    I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

  • @aaronsaunders7790
    @aaronsaunders7790 5 років тому +1837

    Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook?
    Mark: Uh...
    *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
    Mark: Scrappy

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 5 років тому

      As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

    • @vongolaprimo7431
      @vongolaprimo7431 5 років тому +1

      I really wish he said this

    • @GamerGirl0120-w2g
      @GamerGirl0120-w2g 5 років тому +2

      *when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

  • @ckgaming9721
    @ckgaming9721 5 років тому +6805

    Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant
    Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @martinleonstandup
    @martinleonstandup 5 років тому +2667

    This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

    • @zeeanon9830
      @zeeanon9830 5 років тому +248

      she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

    • @kyndramb7050
      @kyndramb7050 5 років тому +12

      He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

  • @itchyybrain5264
    @itchyybrain5264 4 роки тому +2293

    This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays
    Never ever challenge this man

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 4 роки тому +120

      This man also owns FIVE OVENS

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +1

      @@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 4 роки тому +17

      @@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 4 роки тому +26

      @@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому

      @@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

  • @clairechen7273
    @clairechen7273 5 років тому +3267

    Carla: “Toss the ends into the trash bowl”
    Mark: proceeds to throw half the chard away

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 5 років тому +1

      Lol!!

    • @PlayLyss
      @PlayLyss 5 років тому +7

      I laughed so hard at that lol

    • @shTree
      @shTree 5 років тому +14

      SausageRoll 59p Yeah, how dare anyone share a moment they enjoyed in the comments

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 5 років тому +14207

    When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

  • @crunchy141
    @crunchy141 5 років тому +2703

    Carla: sauce
    Mark: soYeoCe
    Carla: sauce.
    Mark: sEiyOucE

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 5 років тому +40

      To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

    • @sialamur3777
      @sialamur3777 5 років тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 💀

    • @WhosMixxie
      @WhosMixxie 5 років тому

      I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 роки тому +8

      @@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

    • @YopparaiNyanko
      @YopparaiNyanko 4 роки тому

      @@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

  • @Alexsomnia
    @Alexsomnia 4 роки тому +9341

    This dude is good, he should make a UA-cam channel.

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 4 роки тому +87

      👀

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 4 роки тому +338

      I have some good news

    • @juururu
      @juururu 4 роки тому +52

      ummmm, he already has a channel
      markiplier it is
      pretty good with 26M

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 4 роки тому +260

      Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 4 роки тому +260

      @@juururu r/woooosh

  • @brooklyngirl89
    @brooklyngirl89 5 років тому +2788

    This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 5 років тому +184

      Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

    • @Fraylovesskincare
      @Fraylovesskincare 5 років тому +130

      @@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 5 років тому +81

      @@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

    • @homeslices3
      @homeslices3 5 років тому +7

      slap like now

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 5 років тому +19

      @Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

  • @mstickney6612
    @mstickney6612 5 років тому +3876

    Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!"
    Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

    • @AnGeL-xi1bs
      @AnGeL-xi1bs 4 роки тому +7

      i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, 690 likes
      *nice*

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 4 роки тому +12

      I don't have such weakness

    • @mmmtacobaguette4714
      @mmmtacobaguette4714 4 роки тому +5

      @@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 4 роки тому +1

      She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

  • @collinbarry1656
    @collinbarry1656 5 років тому +15612

    Seeing Carla and markiplier together is like when you mix friendgroups at your birthday party and don’t know how to feel about it
    Also if you dig poetry try out @cb.poetry_

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 5 років тому +318

      Good. You should feel good about it.
      Markymoo and Carla Music, a match made in UA-cam Premium Watch A Heist With Markiplier Now!

    • @brturner
      @brturner 5 років тому +92

      This is the comment

    • @junkyardsanta8814
      @junkyardsanta8814 5 років тому +42

      Literally laughed out loud

    • @wiiiinty
      @wiiiinty 5 років тому +84

      Doesn't look like hes interested in cooking lol and she seems annoyed cause hes so stuck up

    • @brturner
      @brturner 5 років тому +26

      @@wiiiinty u good lmao

  • @Alison.taylor.c
    @Alison.taylor.c 3 роки тому +367

    if he was with ethan and tyler he would have absolutely yelled “YOU CLOSE” when smashing the tomatoes

    • @computer_juice
      @computer_juice 2 роки тому +3

      He probably did and they cut it out

    • @thatonealien9812
      @thatonealien9812 2 роки тому +5

      @@computer_juice I doubt it haha he knows when it’s appropriate to joke like that

    • @kaylaryals8227
      @kaylaryals8227 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @thatssovenus
    @thatssovenus 5 років тому +2097

    I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 5 років тому +39

      she likes to teach

    • @YvaRautier
      @YvaRautier 5 років тому +1

      😂😂 that is so true

    • @1danny
      @1danny 5 років тому +35

      She is legally obligated to do that.

    • @Qwertylol
      @Qwertylol 5 років тому

      It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever.
      Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

  • @prestonholt8803
    @prestonholt8803 5 років тому +3000

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I am not legally allowed to say that."

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 5 років тому +50

      And that is something I legitimately don't get. It obviously is, but what is the issue with it? Is the phrase trademarked, like how everybody has to call Super Bowl the big game because they can't legally say Super Bowl?

    • @ArchieCooper
      @ArchieCooper 5 років тому +115

      @@iratebeaver29 Exactly that. "Choose your own adventure" is the exact name of a book series, which is trademarked. You can make them, you can sell them and all that, but you can't use that exact phrase in their name, or in describing them. For related fun, try looking up the trademark on "Superhero"

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 5 років тому +18

      @@ArchieCooper Thought so. Thanks for the confirm. And I'll look into that, lol.

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 5 років тому +14

      @@ArchieCooper Is that trademark still running to this day? Is that why my hero academia never actually uses the word "superhero"?

    • @Mrowmeowmew
      @Mrowmeowmew 5 років тому +21

      OrangeC7 no, just in Japan the word superhero isn’t really used often. It’s not as common as over here

  • @itsmerobyn1371
    @itsmerobyn1371 5 років тому +3355

    “Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back”
    “Why would I.. mines better”

    • @Joel-tv7jw
      @Joel-tv7jw 5 років тому +61

      S A V A G E

    • @Ezra-wp1oc
      @Ezra-wp1oc 5 років тому +17

      S A V A G E

    • @Vorexia
      @Vorexia 5 років тому +18

      I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 5 років тому +11

      S A V A G E

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 5 років тому +2

      @@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes 4 роки тому +1805

    Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy
    Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +9

      what's a huper bowl

    • @oddballentertainment9907
      @oddballentertainment9907 4 роки тому +2

      Hey that rhymes

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 3 роки тому +2

      When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 роки тому +1

      @@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 5 років тому +5073

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I'm not legally allowed to say that."
    Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

    • @Horst_Radish
      @Horst_Radish 5 років тому +55

      I half expected him to say, but yes

    • @smile--
      @smile-- 5 років тому +7

      *expected

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +8

      Why isn't he legally allowed to?

    • @splintercat
      @splintercat 5 років тому +66

      @@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 5 років тому +5

      @@MrGamelover23
      It's just mark being cheeky about things.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 5 років тому +2959

    carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook
    mark: *scrappy*
    me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

  • @twothirdsstudio
    @twothirdsstudio 5 років тому +1417

    Chef: gently pulling leaves off of the basil plant
    Mark: *getting ready to yoink the plant out of the pot*

  • @amandakaschaksvlogs8216
    @amandakaschaksvlogs8216 4 роки тому +637

    Awww the way mark smirks at the camera and says “nuh ah.” After she says he’s competitive which is a FACT.

    • @ronja2597
      @ronja2597 3 роки тому

      @Lilly-Grace Mills starts around 6:45

  • @justintime112
    @justintime112 5 років тому +1114

    Carla and Mark: *takes a bite of the egg*
    Carla: MMM
    Mark: *a single tear rolls down his cheek* this is beautiful

  • @brianhalbert3867
    @brianhalbert3867 5 років тому +4656

    When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 5 років тому +270

      SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

    • @limejello2882
      @limejello2882 5 років тому +126

      Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

    • @thekycklingwizard78
      @thekycklingwizard78 5 років тому +56

      “Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha
      Quirky

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 5 років тому +60

      It shows at 11:48

    • @Katastr0phic_Katicorn
      @Katastr0phic_Katicorn 5 років тому +17

      @@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

  • @Liveitlarge247
    @Liveitlarge247 5 років тому +624

    C: "so we're going to turn this up to-"
    M: "...smithereens"

  • @Christmandavid10
    @Christmandavid10 4 роки тому +679

    I swear even Marks “cocky” personality is still extremely easy to talk to

  • @abadira
    @abadira 5 років тому +804

    You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

  • @izzyolsson5269
    @izzyolsson5269 5 років тому +2381

    Markiplier: "I'm a tosser"
    Australians: "heheheheh..."

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 5 років тому +75

      Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

    • @Wraith101
      @Wraith101 5 років тому +24

      I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 5 років тому +93

      That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

    • @Slimegoose
      @Slimegoose 5 років тому +31

      What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

    • @MusingMoss
      @MusingMoss 5 років тому +17

      I'm American and even I laughed XD

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 5 років тому +2962

    Carla: “smash the garlic”
    *Mark pulverizes garlic*
    Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

    • @arathorn867
      @arathorn867 5 років тому +186

      Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +40

      "Mark smash"

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 5 років тому +59

      @@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

    • @s30123
      @s30123 5 років тому +17

      And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

    • @cqdgad
      @cqdgad 5 років тому +3

      @@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

  • @tristamay6087
    @tristamay6087 4 роки тому +1222

    i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

    • @wildchillvibes9201
      @wildchillvibes9201 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @tristamay6087
      @tristamay6087 4 роки тому +2

      Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

    • @denisedinh
      @denisedinh 4 роки тому +52

      He almost did to those tomatoes

    • @january1494
      @january1494 4 роки тому +32

      I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 роки тому +24

      I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

  • @denisewreford9352
    @denisewreford9352 5 років тому +4853

    Carla’s patience is as impressive as her cooking.

    • @alisonwilliams1747
      @alisonwilliams1747 5 років тому +178

      Seriously. I'm being reminded of when my mum says about her driving instructing. "the worst students are the ones who THINK they know what they're doing..."

    • @gg-pv3ie
      @gg-pv3ie 5 років тому +45

      well she does have kids so shes had practice lol

    • @nickz2147
      @nickz2147 5 років тому +152

      Mark was just joking around

    • @Boxvoko
      @Boxvoko 5 років тому +104

      @@nickz2147 Please yes, it's obvious. He does self-deprecating bravado as his persona and it's quite apparent, if you ask me!

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 років тому +105

      @@Boxvoko: Exactly... And yet, every time he collabs with someone, a lot of people seem to think it's actually real and not just a bit. It's kind of frustrating, especially considering that he actually talked about it at the end.

  • @luckygirl1able
    @luckygirl1able 5 років тому +3680

    “Who can’t figure out how to read the numbers”
    *Carla has Ninja flashbacks*

    • @insertname8889
      @insertname8889 5 років тому +182

      I
      AM
      UHHHH
      NOTALLOWED

    • @Nitious
      @Nitious 5 років тому +60

      I was like "ninja probably can't"

    • @MrsWolf87
      @MrsWolf87 5 років тому +60

      @@Nitious and he cant even cut bread.

    • @genericwhitekid7802
      @genericwhitekid7802 5 років тому +1

      1000th like

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 років тому +10

      @@MrsWolf87 I mean, technically... the bread was "cut"

  • @jaraweiat
    @jaraweiat 5 років тому +2267

    Carla: "Do you consider it to be an end?"
    Me: "Is he gonna talk to her about the inevitability of death and how time is running out??"
    Mark: talks about Heist

    • @jaykekemister4176
      @jaykekemister4176 5 років тому +27

      I think this is old, and they just didn't release it till recently

    • @OddMobileWatcher
      @OddMobileWatcher 5 років тому +10

      @@jaykekemister4176 I think you're right because I would assume he'd not be on about that video after that much time.

    • @hououinkyouma6629
      @hououinkyouma6629 5 років тому +4

      @@OddMobileWatcher I think so too, it's prolly been recorded while back

  • @introvertairways
    @introvertairways 4 роки тому +307

    “Cut the very end off it may be dry”
    Mark: *chops them in half and throws away the big half

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 5 років тому +1204

    "I am not bound by such restrictions."
    Power move by Carla.

    • @roux3390
      @roux3390 5 років тому

      Carla used Power Move!
      It's super effective!

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 5 років тому +802

    "Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef"
    Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

    • @GamerGirl0120-w2g
      @GamerGirl0120-w2g 5 років тому +17

      Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

    • @AuroraSkull
      @AuroraSkull 5 років тому

      Oh *yes*

    • @lucianoariasduval
      @lucianoariasduval 5 років тому

      @@GamerGirl0120-w2g What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

  • @AnnabeleBries
    @AnnabeleBries 5 років тому +1735

    “I know how to smash things”
    *flashbacks to presidential fitness test*

    • @artemisbeasty196
      @artemisbeasty196 5 років тому +58

      Don't tell Amy

    • @Obot1121
      @Obot1121 5 років тому +27

      I had flashbacks to making gingerbread houses.

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 5 років тому +14

      can we get *10 BILLION LIKES*

    • @yaelmurillo1863
      @yaelmurillo1863 5 років тому +8

      SHHH we can’t let Amy know

    • @coldbloodedkiller4156
      @coldbloodedkiller4156 5 років тому +5

      *flashbacks to pumpkin carving with Tyler*

  • @Sarah-ug7zq
    @Sarah-ug7zq 4 роки тому +459

    I love how he just casually has one hand in his pocket

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah idky but it’s hot

    • @umm9745
      @umm9745 3 роки тому +5

      With a knife in his hand... Looking at the camera

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 роки тому +2

      @@nahimgood4 ok

  • @Cl3an
    @Cl3an 5 років тому +884

    I’m glad to know Mark is like this everywhere. Not just on his channel.

    • @fallingspark2258
      @fallingspark2258 5 років тому +75

      I still think that this is his persona. That Markiplier is this way, but Mark in real life isn't. Like how he acted at the end.

    • @kora3541
      @kora3541 5 років тому +73

      Just about every UA-camr has a persona... it’s nice to see the genuine less goofy side at the end tho. It’s cute to watch him switch

    • @Sunnylyndis
      @Sunnylyndis 5 років тому +71

      I think Markiplier is this way not necessarily Mark. Like I do think he is a goofy person, but the ending was more so him. If you watch his live streams when he goes on tangents or during interviews he's quieter and a little more serious. I know when he was on tour someone said something rather rude and he was the first to say something, but he wasn't loud. He acknowledged the comment and moved on (he genuinely sounded pissed- it was a comment about his friends and Amy) and then he went back to being "Markiplier" by saying something goofy. I think Mark is very good at reading people and the mood. He plays off that but has no barrier to speak his mind. I do think he is goofy, humble, kind, smart but I also think he knows he's being watched by so many people. We all know him as Markiplier, thus he will show us Markiplier 90% of the time (on-screen).

    • @BrightBlueInk
      @BrightBlueInk 5 років тому +34

      I got the impression that he was really nervous and doing his best to be entertaining in case he ended up being bad at cooking, and that's how he entertains, so...

  • @jcpenney17814
    @jcpenney17814 5 років тому +1029

    6:13 Carla: "ok so we can move on to-"
    Mark: *picks up knife*
    Carla"-lets crack some eggs"
    Mark: *dissapoinedly puts down knife*

  • @briadrowned4923
    @briadrowned4923 5 років тому +2482

    “How do you rate yourself as a cook?”
    Me: *has flashbacks to every cooking video Mark has ever done*
    Mark: “..... scrappy....”

  • @robintarket6844
    @robintarket6844 4 роки тому +190

    This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark:
    This man is fluent in hyperbole.

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 5 років тому +2146

    Markiplier: *Smashes the garlic to smithereens*
    Brad: *Allicin senses going wild*

    • @사라-x5r
      @사라-x5r 5 років тому +10

      Why did I read it in Brad's voice?

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 5 років тому +33

      Brad and Mark have the same energy
      "making up for lack of experience with utter confidence"

    • @SkyLene
      @SkyLene 5 років тому +26

      WAIT OMG I NEED A MARK AND BRAD PROJECT- IMAGINA

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +10

      Lol Brad's actually pretty experienced as a chef/cook. He underplays which makes him even more lovable ❤

    • @rcheung135
      @rcheung135 5 років тому +2

      Poor Allison

  • @LPGENGAR
    @LPGENGAR 5 років тому +2142

    Mark: "just dump em all in?"
    Chef: "just dump them in."
    Mark: "that didnt seem right"
    Chef: "thats right."

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 5 років тому +35

      You: quoting the video I'm just watching.
      Me: Yawn.

    • @amordal
      @amordal 5 років тому +27

      dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 5 років тому +15

      @@amordal: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop"
      Me: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too. stop."

    • @jamesl7649
      @jamesl7649 5 років тому +26

      Me:
      Me:
      Me:
      You:
      Me:

    • @nofanfelani6924
      @nofanfelani6924 5 років тому +12

      This comment threads: *_full of quotes_*
      Me: please staph!

  • @SarahTheGuard
    @SarahTheGuard 5 років тому +289

    *Mark laughs evilly at the basil plant*
    Basil: *chuckles* _im in danger_

  • @Cyber_Akuma
    @Cyber_Akuma 4 роки тому +225

    Huh, considering Mark's insane cooking attempts on his own channel, I never took him for a sort of low-Salt guy. He was pretty reluctant about adding salt every time.

    • @shridharbiju7370
      @shridharbiju7370 4 роки тому +46

      If I remember he had a heart attack once so the doctor probably put him in a low salt diet for a while and maybe that stuck.

  • @cgsze
    @cgsze 5 років тому +1565

    Mark: How many turns?
    Carla: te-
    Mark: too late

  • @triplelootz
    @triplelootz 5 років тому +1668

    this just makes me think of matpat and stephanie’s “you never know what mark you’re gonna get when you invite him to things” because this is def sassy mark you can’t change my mind

    • @InternetsDadGaming
      @InternetsDadGaming 5 років тому +26

      When did they say that that hilarious

    • @blobblub9424
      @blobblub9424 5 років тому +3

      @@InternetsDadGaming i wanna know too 😂

    • @triplelootz
      @triplelootz 5 років тому +24

      HalcyonHusky it was during one the their live stream!! the one right after the st. jude fundraiser

    • @baileythewitchofvoid8784
      @baileythewitchofvoid8784 5 років тому +9

      During the Freddy in Space 2 Livestream if I'm remembering right

    • @LionHeartedBlade
      @LionHeartedBlade 5 років тому +13

      They also had an entire Game Theory about him and the characters he plays, or maybe a Film Theory... I forget

  • @forceablecashew1929
    @forceablecashew1929 5 років тому +1877

    Carla: your competitive.
    Mark: NNNNNooooooo.
    Also mark: *has a breathing competition*

  • @alissalarson3203
    @alissalarson3203 4 роки тому +216

    "Do I need to squeeze it as hard as the lemons?"
    "Yes"
    *Mark pauses for a moment* "HUARRRGH!!" *Intensely squeezes*

  • @tkjm94
    @tkjm94 5 років тому +171

    Carla's people skills really came through on this one. She really makes the guests feel comfortable, even with such different personalities.

  • @IcedVen
    @IcedVen 5 років тому +389

    Markiplier spanking his tomatoes while Carla is just trying to make some go t dam eggs is so funny

  • @agantmaruta4014
    @agantmaruta4014 5 років тому +190

    "How would you rate yourself as a cook"
    Mark , internally : im a man with five ovens

  • @Faildarkness
    @Faildarkness 4 роки тому +118

    Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking!
    An amazing dude.

  • @OlrikMeister
    @OlrikMeister 5 років тому +1976

    Carla: we start by smashing the garlic. *smashes them lightly*
    Markiplier: I know how to smash things *flattens the garlic with skin*
    Yeah, it's big brain time.

    • @sarcobarco9562
      @sarcobarco9562 5 років тому +36

      yea its amazing how he definitely understood the *idea* of smashing garlic, but maybe not the *why* XD

    • @simonholmqvist8017
      @simonholmqvist8017 5 років тому +20

      @@sarcobarco9562 One reason to smash garlic is to get the skin off, so he wasn't wrong.

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 5 років тому +6

      That’s how I always peel my garlic

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 5 років тому +7

      well, it is easier to get the skin off if you smash it first

    • @benliam6501
      @benliam6501 5 років тому

      couple of minutes later: „smash the tomatoes???“

  • @watever1234dedoes
    @watever1234dedoes 5 років тому +1791

    Carla on every episode: okay so just add a pinch of salt
    Everyone on every episode: *impractical Salt Bae pinch *

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 5 років тому +41

      it's funny let us live

    • @watever1234dedoes
      @watever1234dedoes 5 років тому +1

      Lol didn't expect the like lmao

    • @EggplantHarmesan
      @EggplantHarmesan 5 років тому +1

      Impractical*

    • @isabellafiguerola7450
      @isabellafiguerola7450 5 років тому +2

      Anika De Does right?? It’s such an old (and boring) joke

    • @tobubiify
      @tobubiify 5 років тому

      It's getting repetitive but at least someone enjoying it i guess

  • @honeydew75
    @honeydew75 5 років тому +742

    Carla saying "he was legally obligated to say that" at the end made me laugh so much

    • @faaaa__
      @faaaa__ 5 років тому +24

      Her sense of humor is one of the best 😂 she gets along with the humor of the guests and they go hand on hand, she never gets behind, I love her, she’s awesome 👏🏼

  • @robertbarajas2250
    @robertbarajas2250 4 роки тому +50

    “I would encourage you with the back of your wooden spoon, to smash some of these tomatos”
    Mark’s Mind: *You close? You close?*

  • @shannon8687
    @shannon8687 5 років тому +495

    “I know how to smash things.”
    Yes, Mark, we all saw you punch a hole through your wall.

  • @StarbrightStarlight5
    @StarbrightStarlight5 5 років тому +2491

    The white stripe on his shirt and the apron confuses me

    • @hirvarami1207
      @hirvarami1207 5 років тому +15

      Lol I can see where you might struggle

    • @snigdha7066
      @snigdha7066 5 років тому +17

      Makes me want to shrug my shoulders sksksk

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 5 років тому +14

      I'm guessing he picked that apron to heck up the audience.

    • @schelles_xviii
      @schelles_xviii 5 років тому +4

      Good to know I'm not alone

    • @hellomimibanana
      @hellomimibanana 5 років тому +5

      Literally my first thought as the video started playing 😂

  • @grubbiechirp5695
    @grubbiechirp5695 4 роки тому +677

    He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 4 роки тому +4

      What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 4 роки тому +32

      @@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 4 роки тому +8

      @@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a UA-camr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

    • @Whaltteri
      @Whaltteri 3 роки тому +1

      So you're what 8 years old?

  • @izar8988
    @izar8988 3 роки тому +40

    I felt the fear that basil plant was feeling when markiplier grabbed and nearly killed the whole think

  • @renn_t
    @renn_t 5 років тому +781

    Carla: "just tear them into,,, bite sized pieces."
    Mark, as he shreds them: *"OHHH YEAH"*

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 4 роки тому +1348

    Carla: "Two big pinches."
    Mark: *Salt BAE*

  • @adriwaww5689
    @adriwaww5689 5 років тому +954

    “This is the part where you compliment her back!”
    “Why would I?”

  • @brandonkreber444
    @brandonkreber444 3 роки тому +31

    “Just use like half of the lemon”
    Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

  • @itsmonicalynn
    @itsmonicalynn 5 років тому +6146

    I didn’t know this guy was, and went to google him about two minutes into this video..... anddddd here I am 10 hours of dream daddy later.

    • @lillypea
      @lillypea 5 років тому +503

      I would sell my soul for markiplier

    • @hanyougirl1991
      @hanyougirl1991 5 років тому +270

      Welcome 😂

    • @car0ndelet
      @car0ndelet 5 років тому +403

      Hello, nice of you to join us, new fren.

    • @mei_zing7270
      @mei_zing7270 5 років тому +178

      Welcome to the Fandom! 🤪

    • @agantmaruta4014
      @agantmaruta4014 5 років тому +286

      Welcome to our cult

  • @andrewtaffinder
    @andrewtaffinder 5 років тому +298

    11:44
    Carla: We're just gonna take a couple sprigs
    Mark: "hehehhhehehehehhehhehehehhehehe *strangles plant stems*"

  • @shaidy222
    @shaidy222 5 років тому +285

    Had a mini panic attack when he almost destroyed that cute little basil plant..

  • @NauticalSoapGAME
    @NauticalSoapGAME 4 роки тому +48

    I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

  • @casperleeeeees
    @casperleeeeees 5 років тому +823

    Carla: "You said 'oh' like you've never heard of eggs before-"
    Mark: "Oh- oh no- *I was too poor to afford eggs-*"

    • @firedoctor1
      @firedoctor1 5 років тому +11

      His response to everything

    • @Jukeboxinc
      @Jukeboxinc 5 років тому +17

      “I WAS TO POOR TO AFFORD AIR-“

    • @ksiu9156
      @ksiu9156 5 років тому +13

      "We had a chicken but then we had to kill it for our own entertainment."

    • @mtyahiro03
      @mtyahiro03 5 років тому +5

      This is the person who have 5 ovens...

    • @wheresjasmine
      @wheresjasmine 5 років тому

      @@mtyahiro03 how times have changed

  • @sky-vj2pw
    @sky-vj2pw 5 років тому +1438

    *"he was legally obligated to say that, just so you know"*

    • @hopegold883
      @hopegold883 5 років тому +18

      Put off watching it because I hate eggs. But I should know better. Carla never fails to entertain.

    • @DavidBrowningBYD
      @DavidBrowningBYD 5 років тому +4

      Exactly. I wouldn't have liked the dish unless I could modify it somehow, because to me runny yolks are revolting. But it was still fun to watch.

    • @MariahGeri
      @MariahGeri 5 років тому

      Lmao that part make me laugh

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 років тому +4

      David Browning I only like scrambled eggs and I don’t like tomatoes but I’m here anyway

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 5 років тому

      @@DavidBrowningBYD i love runny eggs, ut the tomato thing put me off

  • @semperludens9241
    @semperludens9241 5 років тому +1199

    Mark: wHo CaNT rEAd nUmBEr?
    Carla: I'm not allowed to say Ninja

    • @Rudepetsclub
      @Rudepetsclub 5 років тому +21

      was looking for this comment, lmao.

    • @Jodabomb24
      @Jodabomb24 5 років тому +9

      I will never be able to unsee the way he destroyed that bread.

  • @RemarkablyRenee
    @RemarkablyRenee 4 роки тому +32

    This is hilarious.
    Carla: Ok now tear the swiss chard. *delicately tears one piece at a time*
    Mark: OK. *mashes them into a ball and tears the ball apart with his bare hands*

  • @jestersinsanity4473
    @jestersinsanity4473 5 років тому +1357

    "How would rate yourself as a cook?"
    *thinks back to all the Markiplier makes*
    Um...good when supervised?

    • @JuneTreeDraws
      @JuneTreeDraws 5 років тому +22

      *flashback to pancake challenge, soufflé challenge....*

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 5 років тому +5

      @@JuneTreeDraws not to mention the time he made mashed potatoes in the bathtub......................................

    • @ashleewoods9205
      @ashleewoods9205 5 років тому

      Good when supervised is a slight understatement

    • @moebiusz9988
      @moebiusz9988 5 років тому +1

      "I am a man who owns 5 ovens!"

  • @lauraavalos9679
    @lauraavalos9679 5 років тому +970

    Carla: *films back to back with a gaming youtuber*
    Also Carla: “you’re competitive” :o 6:48

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 5 років тому +21

      But most the games he plays aren't multi-player, so your argument is kinda bunk.

    • @OddDuck64
      @OddDuck64 5 років тому +27

      seymourglass26
      hand simulator...
      Uno...
      Pogostuck...

    • @karotts
      @karotts 5 років тому

      nuh uh!

    • @vaughan3273
      @vaughan3273 5 років тому

      @@seymourglass26 ha idiot

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 5 років тому +2

      seymourglass26 For some of the games Mark has played over the years that have been just him playing around, and not necessarily him trying to beat anything in it, your at least kinda right..

  • @chiot888
    @chiot888 5 років тому +1623

    "this is the part where you compliment her back"
    "..why would i"

    • @nahbro3965
      @nahbro3965 5 років тому +5

      was that Ethan?

    • @comicadam9308
      @comicadam9308 5 років тому +3

      @@nahbro3965 yes it was lol

    • @AetherHuntrax3036
      @AetherHuntrax3036 5 років тому

      @@nahbro3965 No, it was Rusty Ward. A senior producer for Bon Appetit. Says right there in the video.

    • @AetherHuntrax3036
      @AetherHuntrax3036 5 років тому

      @@comicadam9308 No it wasn't. It was Rusty Ward.

    • @ethanrae8692
      @ethanrae8692 5 років тому

      Whoever made the video spelled "compliment" wrong too.

  • @klad2860
    @klad2860 4 роки тому +77

    11:48
    Mark: *Your going to the shadow realm, basil plant.*