What if WWI Really Had Ended By Christmas? (Part II)

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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  4 роки тому +665

    Click here for Part 1 if you havent seen it. ua-cam.com/video/2HHPc39eN28/v-deo.html I wanted to flesh out more of this world, thought it'd be interesting. I'm going to do a shorter scenario next.

    • @Soldier-ui8ue
      @Soldier-ui8ue 4 роки тому +8

      K

    • @izzy10valentin
      @izzy10valentin 4 роки тому +3

      :) always love your videos, babe!

    • @flashm0b
      @flashm0b 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for your videos!

    • @startrooper453
      @startrooper453 4 роки тому +2

      cool

    • @idek6585
      @idek6585 4 роки тому +2

      I don't care if they are a hour long, or 5 minutes, your videos are great.

  • @yankee3875
    @yankee3875 4 роки тому +3448

    “Or even some damned thing in the balkans” Nice touch, Bismarck would approve

    • @whywasimadetofeelnothingbu1991
      @whywasimadetofeelnothingbu1991 4 роки тому +63

      Glad to see I’m not the only one who got that

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 роки тому +42

      Fortune has it she is a woman and I am not tzat way inclined
      -Otto von Fredrick tze great

    • @coffeeandpie1480
      @coffeeandpie1480 4 роки тому +9

      h

    • @NoScope-fs6km
      @NoScope-fs6km 4 роки тому +11

      I agree, nice touch

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 4 роки тому +16

      Yes, yes, you're all in the know, now explain it so I can be in the club

  • @doommuffin2663
    @doommuffin2663 4 роки тому +2269

    “Even if Lenin was not put into power...”
    Me:
    “Even if LENIN was NOT put into power...”
    Me: I’m listening...

    • @friedwater6519
      @friedwater6519 4 роки тому +78

      9:36

    • @lacintag5482
      @lacintag5482 4 роки тому +219

      I like how the editor animated both of them with unique animations instead of realizing it was obviously a mistake.

    • @EvilParagon4
      @EvilParagon4 4 роки тому +47

      What's with UA-camrs having a lot of double takes recently? I see so many videos these days where UA-camrs accidentally say the same sentence and it gets let in.

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 4 роки тому +57

      @@EvilParagon4 Oh thank god it's not just my imagination. I was afraid the Matrix was glitching on me, but if someone else also noticed this, then perhaps everything is ok.

    • @OMGitzpeyton
      @OMGitzpeyton 4 роки тому +14

      @@EvilParagon4 They read off a script you think he just though of all this stuff off his head? Lol He did research wrote it down and read it on camera

  • @gavros9636
    @gavros9636 4 роки тому +1694

    I'd like to imagine an alternate Cody from this alternate timeline speculating on what would have happened if the french never made peace with the germans on Christmas.

    • @thorpeaaron1110
      @thorpeaaron1110 4 роки тому +295

      That would be labeled What if the Six Months War escalated?

    • @pqwzy1338
      @pqwzy1338 4 роки тому +17

      @EBONIE THORPE probably

    • @cucumber623
      @cucumber623 3 роки тому +32

      if only the belgian empire spanning from the north sea to vladivostok could settle their differences with prussia

    • @ryanrockz7687
      @ryanrockz7687 3 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment

    • @metalgear6531
      @metalgear6531 3 роки тому +43

      And that makes me wonder what predictions this hypothetical Cody would get wrong. My first guess is "There's no way the Japanese would be suicidal enough to pick a fight with the US" or even "The Japanese just kind of keep doing their own thing, not caring about the nonsense those silly Hakujin out west are getting up to"

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 4 роки тому +1207

    "Oh God, Germany still has a Kaiser."
    And a Wilhelm one at that!

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому +13

      This guy is a bit of a Mr.Z if you know what I mean.

    • @yipyap6161
      @yipyap6161 4 роки тому +16

      So uncreative in their naming of Monarchs

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 4 роки тому +21

      Germany doesn't always have a Kaiser...
      But when they do it is a German version of Donald Trump

    • @TheTrueAdept
      @TheTrueAdept 4 роки тому +66

      @@mikaelleonbriones6356 not really. The biggest problem is that Willy wasn't exactly used to being Kaiser, remember he was expected to literally drop dead when he came to power. As time went on, he would probably mellow out or pick one of his sons as a successor. The funny thing was, many people forget that he actually tried to stop WW1 from escalating to the war that we now know. He was in a catch 22 situation where the Serbs (and, to be honest, the Serbs DID assassinate the crown prince of Austria-Hungry and his wife in a fit of nationalism, and that is something that can't have a precedent of ignorance so-to-speak) but he didn't want to be the one that caused the war. If you want to actually blame people for the war, blame the Serbs AND the French, for they pretty much caused a series of events to ensure that WW1 happened.

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheTrueAdept Ok thanks for the explanation but you should've included a not wanting to be that guy because you totally runied my joke lol, still thank yuo for the clarification

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE 4 роки тому +1171

    This is an alt history that would just delay our timeline. The big players had a bloodlust that only war could satiate.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 роки тому +7

      Hahahahaha! Caaaaarl! Why would you do that Carl?

    • @ARIXANDRE
      @ARIXANDRE 4 роки тому +6

      @@Isometrix116 I'm deeply sorry you only have your hands ,so you've heard, to "satisfy".

    • @kuzev
      @kuzev 4 роки тому +9

      I have always wondered what would happen if WW2 stopped in 1941 -1942. And what could potentially do that miracle. So I came to the conclusion it needs to be something out of this world - like a meteor hitting the Earth or something

    • @Victor-el3ul
      @Victor-el3ul 4 роки тому +6

      @@kuzev Well, I think that there is an alternate WW2 book involving alien invasion of the earth during 41-42 or something like that about which Turtledove wrote.

    • @kuzev
      @kuzev 3 роки тому +2

      @@Victor-el3ul I have to check that out. Even though usually I dig more "realistic" scenarios

  • @TacticalAnt420
    @TacticalAnt420 4 роки тому +905

    “Even if Lenin wasn’t put in power”
    Ok.
    “Even if Lenin wasn’t put in power”
    Wait what?

    • @PotatoAndSickle
      @PotatoAndSickle 4 роки тому +118

      Even if lenin wasn't put in power

    • @joshuapartridge5092
      @joshuapartridge5092 4 роки тому +46

      yeaaaahhhh, its a really important point, mkay?

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 4 роки тому +78

      In this timeline Lenin stays in Switzerland and causes a rebellion there, causing the Alpine Commune to rise!

    • @josephgioielli
      @josephgioielli 4 роки тому +22

      I thought it meant 1) If he just didn't come to power or 2) If he had been killed. I think that was why he was upside down. Maybe wrong on that, just how I saw it.

    • @knightartorias746
      @knightartorias746 4 роки тому +21

      @@theluftwaffle1 Then he gets overthrown and we see the rise of the Great Swiss Empire.

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 4 роки тому +2180

    Class is about to start but this looks more important

  • @walterl322
    @walterl322 4 роки тому +1823

    “Not evil terrible, stupid terrible”
    This is the kinda funny alternative to nazis...

    • @brendenpeterson5684
      @brendenpeterson5684 4 роки тому +193

      I mean, the Nazis were kinda stupid terrible on top of the evil terrible. The Kaiser would have a lot of competition on the stupid end

    • @walterl322
      @walterl322 4 роки тому +68

      @@brendenpeterson5684 that’s true, they were really stupid, though the genocide thing was too terrible and I don’t feel like laughing about it, at least I can humour the empire...

    • @ronmka8931
      @ronmka8931 4 роки тому +26

      @@brendenpeterson5684 they did beat france in a humiliating defeat only to get humiliatingly defeated by russia

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 4 роки тому +12

      Though still the nazis were already plenty stupid, unaware and of course delusional, but yeah

    • @Destroyer-od5dm
      @Destroyer-od5dm 4 роки тому +10

      @@ronmka8931 the victory in france was in part dumb luck, since all the nazis did was repeat the schlieffen plan

  • @PrinceAli_27
    @PrinceAli_27 4 роки тому +1762

    I’m sorry, BUT WHAT IS THAT CURSED MAP. EmperorTigerstar would be ashamed

    • @bathamsteryt
      @bathamsteryt 4 роки тому +14

      Where

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 4 роки тому +85

      @@bathamsteryt 0:42

    • @KBvidss
      @KBvidss 4 роки тому +67

      On golly tho

    • @avobrabo4876
      @avobrabo4876 4 роки тому +89

      I’m having a stroke just looking at that abomination

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 роки тому +51

      I hear tiger Star scream his name lol

  • @Daniel-jm7ts
    @Daniel-jm7ts 4 роки тому +427

    Lebensraum im Osten: nah
    German inhabited railway in the middle east: perfect

    • @АлексейТабаков-ы8в
      @АлексейТабаков-ы8в 4 роки тому +5

      Because it's not Nazi Germany with Hitler in charge, shockingly.

    • @ozzy-uo1gh
      @ozzy-uo1gh 4 роки тому +3

      @@АлексейТабаков-ы8в a unified german baltic state was an idea before 1920s i don't know when but there's even a song called die grenzwacht hielt im osten which is apart of a poem which came out in a book that came out in 1920 i think

  • @steelballrunner636
    @steelballrunner636 4 роки тому +235

    Europe: destroyed
    USA: I see this as a absolute win!

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
    @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 4 роки тому +582

    The german character with a sock puppet is the funniest shit I have seen.

  • @romaingallagher1100
    @romaingallagher1100 4 роки тому +192

    Germany: is the real winner of the war.
    Europe some years later: we live in Kaiserreich now.

    • @kentvincent674
      @kentvincent674 4 роки тому +17

      At least less Leftist

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 3 роки тому +19

      @@kentvincent674 It would probably lead to better and more peaceful leftist movements in the future. Ones that followed the intentions of Marx more closely. Socialism was never meant to take over from pre-industrialized feudal societies like Russia or China, it was intended to be a refutation of industrialized capitalist (liberal) societies.

    • @noodled6145
      @noodled6145 3 роки тому +7

      @@veemie8148 Marx was very anti-jewish. Definitely not a good thing to follow him closer in that aspect.

    • @veemie8148
      @veemie8148 3 роки тому

      @@noodled6145 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author

  • @skeletonwguitar4383
    @skeletonwguitar4383 4 роки тому +223

    In short: an actual Christmas Truce miracle COULD be worse

    • @aegeanharrier6648
      @aegeanharrier6648 4 роки тому +22

      3 world wars and one with cold war era weapons. Or second with nukes in europe...Yet I would rather a nuke to a camp for interesting purposes

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 роки тому +970

    Fun fact: The youngest British soldier in WW1 was just 12 years old.

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 роки тому +30

      How?!

    • @bignards3
      @bignards3 4 роки тому +168

      There was a Serbian soldier that was 10 years old as well

    • @Ranio_
      @Ranio_ 4 роки тому +65

      In serbia 8 year old

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +41

      Let’s not forget Private Simpson

    • @jorder85
      @jorder85 4 роки тому +5

      Based

  • @ziggytheassassin5835
    @ziggytheassassin5835 4 роки тому +305

    i feel like once nukes are used everyone would start desiring peace out of fear. especially when its nations who haven't experienced a major war in over 100 years.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 4 роки тому +32

      @Egg T They'll be like regular nukes but with funny accents

    • @vinceisvalid
      @vinceisvalid 4 роки тому +21

      @@JJAB91 when they land the entire country would hear a friendly "Guten Tag!"

    • @sergeantpanther678
      @sergeantpanther678 4 роки тому +12

      @@vinceisvalid It's just "Tachchen!" and then a volksmusik cover of the Ink Spots starts playing.

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 роки тому

      Just like our timeline!

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 роки тому +10

      Germany (or anyone else) wouldn't have the bomb by mid 20th century they'd barely have functioning flying machines, as the huge technological leaps of that century were brought about by the two world wars.
      Without these wars I think we'd be looking at more of a steampunk type world.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 4 роки тому +712

    "Germany will have her ways with the Russian west"
    R34 artists : *INTERESTING.*

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 роки тому +85

      @Alternate knight, NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 4 роки тому +21

      Oh dear

    • @hugo57k91
      @hugo57k91 4 роки тому +59

      On one hand: Oh god no
      On the other: Oh god yes

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 роки тому +27

      Mien gott
      Wait take that either as me being shocked by the art itself or for me being shocked by the degeneracy of the artists.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 роки тому +6

      Alternate knight ah yes

  • @Incom1ng
    @Incom1ng 4 роки тому +181

    "Germany will have her way with the Russian west."
    -Winsty Churro

  • @aidanlynn
    @aidanlynn 4 роки тому +243

    I’ve always had a hard time grasping the fact that they stop fighting, exchanged gifts and played football yet went back to the fighting again the next day.

    • @connorh2215
      @connorh2215 4 роки тому +73

      It was mainly the commanders that forced them to get back to fighting under threat of execution for treason or being fired. Even so some groups refused the fight for quite a while after the Christmas truce

    • @artembolshakov3901
      @artembolshakov3901 4 роки тому +56

      I think this fits perfectly with gentlemanly / noble morality.
      "I respect you as a person, but we are on opposite sides and we must be loyal to our causes which we hold so dear. This is just the tragedy mankind must face."

    • @Chiquitito1201
      @Chiquitito1201 4 роки тому +6

      @@artembolshakov3901 sumn about this hits different

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 роки тому +6

      Boxers touch gloves belt the crap out of each other and embrace at the end.

    • @natedash11
      @natedash11 Рік тому

      Probably had more than a few of them missing on purpose though.

  • @S-Fan2006
    @S-Fan2006 3 роки тому +114

    I have an idea, “What if Austria-Hungary and Germany had switched fates regarding the Treaty of Versailles?” I find it interesting because of how much could likely change.

    • @jeroenboth167
      @jeroenboth167 Рік тому +7

      Do you mean like Austria getting the blame of the war for example?

    • @eingrobernerzustand3741
      @eingrobernerzustand3741 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jeroenboth167it's pretty much obvious that he means that we are going back to the 1840s, but in the 1920s.

  • @pupusamonkey
    @pupusamonkey 4 роки тому +149

    "the only true beneficiary of this alternative war would be the United States" followed by a joyous American in a funny hat made me chuckle.

    • @eidoneverchoosen1171
      @eidoneverchoosen1171 3 роки тому +2

      Always will be no matter which side won world War 1 the USA always stays on top and rises as a superpower on our side of the world

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 роки тому +1

      @@eidoneverchoosen1171 Nope, not if it stayed isolationist, it would eventually be faced with a two fronted war of its own sooner or later.

    • @jmmh1313
      @jmmh1313 3 роки тому

      Honestly i don't want to sound as a nazi, which is hard given that my opinion on this regard has something to do with one of the arguments of holocaust deniers, but anyways, i think that the immigration of rich people in general (mostly jews but also left-wing and people from some minor ethnicities) to the USA due to the regime of terror that the III reich was obviously gonna be meant a lot for the growth of the united states. And i base my point in the fact that, if you look at the numbers (not the ones that exagerate the numbers of the holocaust as if it wasn't bad enough to kill 4 million people) a lot of the jews that were part of the high society of germany did manage to scape with their possessions.

    • @jmmh1313
      @jmmh1313 3 роки тому

      At the end, what i mean by this is, no, the USA was no one before WW2, and if it wasn't for the nazis the chain of events that leaded to the rise of the USA wouldn't have happened. The fact that the USA is seen today by those who are objective as a nation of immigrants has a lot to do with the fact that its prosperity was linked with those who went there fleeing from terror, who worked as both cheap labor and diligent entrepreneurs, paying the taxes of the country and investing on its debt, creating, at the end of the day, what the usa is nowadays.

    • @avinashreji60
      @avinashreji60 Рік тому

      @@SirAntoniousBlock No fucking way, no European power could ever invade the United States

  • @whitewolf5069
    @whitewolf5069 4 роки тому +97

    Private Robert: This war is a bit mad intit Sarge?
    Sarge: Oh yes Private Robert, but we do our duty for our majesty
    Private Robert: This will be easy! We’re gonna be home by Christmas!
    Sarge: ...... How’s the tea coming Lieutenant Peter?

  • @kuzev
    @kuzev 4 роки тому +96

    "No matter who's in charge of Russia It doesn't matter as they'll lose their territory to Germany no matter what" sweet word flow

    • @ultratheman
      @ultratheman 3 роки тому +1

      IT WONT MATTER IT WONT MATTER IT WONT MATTER IT WONT MATTER

  • @hebl47
    @hebl47 4 роки тому +46

    14:05 Germany sending workers to Turkey? Now that's an interesting reversal.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому

      Germany still had a lot of peasants into the middle of the 20th century.

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 4 роки тому +277

    “Bolshevik-ism”
    It’s just “Bolshevism”.

    • @romulus2473
      @romulus2473 4 роки тому +1

      Why is my favorite toa knowledgeable on communism.
      And why do I now have to assume Kopaka is an insurrectionary anarchist and Onua is a laissez-faire capitalist?

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 4 роки тому +2

      Luxury Gay Space Gommulism

  • @F22onblockland
    @F22onblockland 4 роки тому +176

    Wilhelm II with even more responsibility?
    Oh this ain't ending well.

    • @prome3439
      @prome3439 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah. I think maybe a WW was not to be avoided but without this massiv crybaby as leader, Germany might have had a bit more of an Diplomatic aproach.
      But tbh, in this scenario, that guy would have caused the next war prob. within 4-7 Years.

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому

      @@prome3439 he didn’t even start WWI, Serbia did

    • @prome3439
      @prome3439 3 роки тому +1

      @@jwil4286 Im not saying he did, war was coming, if it were not for serbia, they would have found another reason to do it.

  • @jinhyolee8442
    @jinhyolee8442 4 роки тому +265

    The first time I was this early, The Christmas Truce hasn't happened yet.

    • @28ebdh3udnav
      @28ebdh3udnav 4 роки тому +1

      Dam it, I was about to post that til I noticed your comment

    • @brendad5056
      @brendad5056 4 роки тому +3

      The last time I was this early France was still a monarchy

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 4 роки тому +4

      Last time I was this early Abyssinia and Siam.
      Need I explain more?

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 роки тому +1

      Your in the wrong timeline

    • @nochinochi5982
      @nochinochi5982 4 роки тому

      the last time I was here early was when Germany won two world wars

  • @Drejco515
    @Drejco515 4 роки тому +129

    I think that a "What if Kaiser Frederick III didn't die?" scenario would be interesting. Give him a 10-20 year reign, and the world could have been very different.

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +8

      easy breaking point: I think he died of lung cancer, which a) he got by being a smoker, and b) he could have survived if he had been properly diagnosed.

    • @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames
      @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames 2 роки тому

      i thought you meant never die

    • @Rowlph8888
      @Rowlph8888 Рік тому

      Does anyone know what kind of attitude he had? I would guess he wasn't jealous of the Brits like Wilhelm, dismissing Bismarck and energising the naval arms race. Especially because Wilhelm, had an extra complex due to resenting his British mother, due to his deformity, from the troubles with his birth
      He was Prussian as well, so probably equally militaristic, but who knows

    • @Clueless-political-guy
      @Clueless-political-guy Рік тому +8

      @@Rowlph8888We *do* know. He was pretty liberal.

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 4 роки тому +163

    It really tickles me every time I see the Nazi logo covered with the UA-cam play button.

    • @Kez_DXX
      @Kez_DXX 4 роки тому +14

      A bit tongue in cheek, innit?

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld 3 роки тому +6

      @@Kez_DXX any way they can keep tongue from speaking

  • @dfmrcv862
    @dfmrcv862 4 роки тому +91

    "Except for Belgium"
    I feel like there should be more to this...

    • @rocekth
      @rocekth 4 роки тому +4

      How much more do you need? They got completely occupied

    • @dfmrcv862
      @dfmrcv862 4 роки тому +2

      @@rocekth Hmm... how about *more* occupation?

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 4 роки тому +2

      @@dfmrcv862 Eternal occupation. Take it or leave it.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 4 роки тому

      @@davidgomez7882 eh, as a belgian, occupation is still preferable to the sorry excuse of a state we are lol.
      i'm 28 now, i've not yet voted in a belgian election that didn't lead to an "election crisis".
      i think i'm just gonna start voting for the seperatists and hope they win, end the farce.

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 4 роки тому +1

      @@SuperExodian I didn't realise Belgium was in such a state. At least you still have sport.

  • @Screaming-Bees
    @Screaming-Bees 4 роки тому +98

    "Even if lenin wasn't put in power. Even if Lenin wasn't put in power."

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 4 роки тому +3

      @Egg T If only communism never rose, millions would have been saved.

    • @yaboistefan1206
      @yaboistefan1206 4 роки тому +4

      @@JJAB91 yeah but history has a way of saving the present , useless ideologies rising shows the world how useless they are , this if communism never rose well then the same number of people would still die eventually from a different bs ideology somewhere along the line
      So think of the millions of deaths caused by marxist lenninism and stalinism as a tragedy , but as a sacrifice humanity had made to show the world inneficient ideologies and helping us avoid for the future .

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 роки тому +2

      @@yaboistefan1206 true, true, but there have been many far less destructive ideologies like some forms of Socialism that many people could've looked to rather than Communism, it only took one man to make a disaster.
      And also if Russia was always under the thumb Germany and his military i would see the wars becoming less likely especially if they started investing in their interests there like trade routes to the east similar to the Ottoman rail that Cody presents, there would still be deaths from battles and executions but the same numbers would be far far less than it is now, considering that a good chunk of the population is now a German puppet.

    • @da_gonozal6754
      @da_gonozal6754 2 роки тому

      Even if Lenin wasn't put in power.
      Even if Lenin wasn't put in power.
      They did surgery on a grape.
      They did surgery on a grape.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому

      @@JJAB91 cute avatar

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean 4 роки тому +99

    Oh sweet, a sequel.

  • @sculpture_9498
    @sculpture_9498 2 роки тому +8

    Could you do an alternate history where Annie Oakley accidentally kills Kaiser Wilhelm II after a failed gun show? This would kill Wilhelm almost 20 years before WWI and the ramifications might be interesting.

  • @_MC529
    @_MC529 4 роки тому +14

    8:29
    *FINALLY*
    Someone acknowledges the incompetence of Wilhelm II (mostly caused by his mother, actually).
    Definitely a HUGE factor for WW1 and WW2.

  • @calvinobrien7467
    @calvinobrien7467 4 роки тому +11

    “Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans” was easily the best line I’ve heard all day

  • @trashpandaa4021
    @trashpandaa4021 4 роки тому +104

    Christmas truce results in Huey Long creating a united one-world dictatorship

    • @GG-43
      @GG-43 4 роки тому +30

      Anarcho-Longism: no gods, no masters, every man a king

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +13

      *BRIDGES ACROSS THE PACIFIC AND ATLANTIC OCEANS!*

    • @soarel325
      @soarel325 4 роки тому +8

      Uh, hello? Based department?

    • @xaveircombs2690
      @xaveircombs2690 3 роки тому

      @@GG-43 huey is was a protestant.

  • @unknownbenefactor8029
    @unknownbenefactor8029 4 роки тому +50

    Soo.. If Hitler is an Angry racist who yelling at his neighbours all the time.
    Wilhelm would be that one children who show off their nice new boat and bragging about how great and powerful his father was.

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 4 роки тому +11

      so my neighbor is hitler?

    • @aekgir4698
      @aekgir4698 3 роки тому +4

      @@raptorfromthe6ix833 maginot time

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому

      @Führer des Benutzers Hitler (and many others) were already antisemitic. However, he’d remain a soldier

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 4 роки тому +43

    I doubt that the public would’ve loved a quick resolution.

    • @thorpeaaron1110
      @thorpeaaron1110 4 роки тому +9

      We would see riots across every major city in Europe

  • @ViralKinesis
    @ViralKinesis Рік тому +1

    "Austria-Hungary was an absolute joke of an empire" always makes me heartily laugh any time I rewatch this vid. Love you, Cody.

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit Рік тому +1

      It's a shame since they're so good in EU4, being two countries that are fairly large and a PU between them makes for a big regional power. Times change, don't they?

  • @emp_norton4320
    @emp_norton4320 4 роки тому +49

    tbh i wasn’t expecting this but i’m all for it

    • @brianfrommars
      @brianfrommars 4 роки тому +4

      I’m pretty disappointed tbh. All he did was focus on the world through a Germans eyes, he barely talked about the development of the colonies in Africa, the Rise of Japan (which would happen no matter what goes on in Europe), or the Asian colonies.

  • @Namelessone67
    @Namelessone67 4 роки тому +34

    Germany just can’t catch a break even when they “win”

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit Рік тому +1

      There's a reason why their theme in Civ 6 is a sad song about a lot of bad things happening. They share that with China, which kind of gives some context to shared similarities in their backstories.

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +81

    Actually, the Germans would likely bring the Czar back. Only this time, it'd be a Czar who's under their control.

    • @artembolshakov3901
      @artembolshakov3901 4 роки тому +18

      Alternate dynasty or some shit, maybe one (even) closer to Wilhelm's, just to congratulate yourself on nobility bingo.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +2

      @@artembolshakov3901 Exactly.

    • @thomaskhan2933
      @thomaskhan2933 4 роки тому +8

      German sock puppet part 2 :)

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +2

      @@thomaskhan2933 Just like with the Austrians.

    • @MysticKenji2
      @MysticKenji2 4 роки тому +2

      bringing back the czar would be a good way to ensure an insurgency. russian republican army, anyone?

  • @Jmetclaf7053
    @Jmetclaf7053 4 роки тому +15

    🎶I don’t want to set the world on fire🎶
    *Wilhelm II:* “Actually, I do, and I’m doing it RIGHT NOW!”

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 4 роки тому

      War. War never changes.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому

      The Kaiser died just before that song became a hit, which sad in a way.

  • @TheExtrreme
    @TheExtrreme 4 роки тому +40

    So in this timeline, Germans migrate to Turkey. In ours it's the other way round

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 роки тому +1

      @Let's Travel *_Hehe stay angry_*

  • @JenniferinIllinois
    @JenniferinIllinois 4 роки тому +26

    "Wilhelm II wasn't evil terrible, just stupid terrible" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +33

    1:25 "Goes down a 'War of 1812' path"
    *Ahem, "goes down an 'AMERICAN War of 1812' path."*
    I don't think the Russians would consider Napoleon's rout as anything but a victory.

    • @francesconesi7666
      @francesconesi7666 4 роки тому +4

      Well, at least in my country, the Russian theater of that war is always referred to as "Napoleon's invasion of Russia" and not "War of 1812", that is more of an anglo-american nomenclature.

    • @housetheunstoppablessed4846
      @housetheunstoppablessed4846 3 роки тому

      Napoleonic Wars are the wars that occurred in Europe, the War of 1812 was a concurrent conflict.

  • @michaelspears3199
    @michaelspears3199 4 роки тому +63

    9:36 Wait. Even if Lenin was perhaps not put into power?

    • @startrooper453
      @startrooper453 4 роки тому +14

      Even if Lenin was perhaps not put in power.

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 4 роки тому

      could have been Trotsky

    • @brennalynnn
      @brennalynnn 4 роки тому +3

      There's a chance lenin couldn'tve been put into power?

  • @crsmith6226
    @crsmith6226 4 роки тому +15

    Cody your art is always beautiful!

  • @Lord_Of_Aether
    @Lord_Of_Aether 4 роки тому +17

    Last time I was this early, the German Empire was still a major power.

  • @muddyboy999
    @muddyboy999 3 роки тому +6

    I just found out about Tunguska, the meteor that landed in Russia in 1908. Had its angle been slightly different it would have hit St. Petersburg with the force of 50+ Atomic Bombs.
    It's be really interesting to think how that would have impacted the future of Europe and the World through the 20th Century.

  • @thegreatestoctopus9739
    @thegreatestoctopus9739 2 роки тому +4

    Everybody forgets about Bulgaria. We literally made the war longer for atleast 1 or 2 years and helped Austria-Hungary destroy Serbia and Romania and still everyone forgets us

  • @shanemize3775
    @shanemize3775 4 роки тому +4

    Very well thought out and done. All of your videos are good, but this two-part series was exceptional. Thanks for sharing, Cody. Please keep the outstanding videos coming and God bless you, my friend!

  • @novakaizr
    @novakaizr Рік тому +2

    I feel like the major assumption in this scenario is the continued war in the east. As you mentioned it Britain and France were afraid of a powerful Germany, so they wouldn't want Germany to win a war against Russia. So what if France proposes a different peace settlement, one or two french colonies for Germany ending all hostilities, including in the east. Not simply a ceasefire on the western front, but an end to the entire war.

  • @Kristof1
    @Kristof1 4 роки тому +20

    As Polish guy myself, I say, that, that 'd be better for us.

    • @macblackadder93
      @macblackadder93 4 роки тому

      I'd doubt it. Poland wouldn't still exist again.

    • @duwang8499
      @duwang8499 3 роки тому +4

      @@macblackadder93 Poland would exist. There was even a Kingdom of Poland shortly before the end of WW1.

  • @fyr3098
    @fyr3098 4 роки тому +2

    Unironically probably your best video. I liked the level of depth you went into. Nice job 👍

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 4 роки тому +36

    I love how even if literally everyone loses, 'Murica still wins 🇺🇸

    • @Poctyk
      @Poctyk 4 роки тому

      >literally everyone
      Idk, even if lands from Oder to Don would turn into lands of 20 years of squabbles, they wouldn't turn into Bloodlands™.
      Pretty much any scenario where those two sociopaths don't rise is a win for Eastern Europe

  • @lukasgamemaster4528
    @lukasgamemaster4528 3 роки тому +2

    I love this topic and it was well explored. This video and part 1 are some of your best videos to date.

  • @MisterSpinalzo
    @MisterSpinalzo 4 роки тому +24

    That makes me wonder, what if Frederick III. didn't die after just 99 days in power? What if he never picked up smoking?

    • @granville7
      @granville7 3 роки тому

      that would open up very interesting possibilities especially if he were still kaiser come 1914. the german empire may have seen some democratic reforms by then.
      or another alternate timeline: what if the revolutionists from 1849 had won and Germany became a unified modern parliamentary democracy by 1850 with the kaiser just a figurehead with no real political power?

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +1

      @@granville7 the Kaiser would have kept SOME power (look at Liechtenstein as an example of what constitutional monarchy entailed). But yeah

    • @Rowlph8888
      @Rowlph8888 Рік тому

      @@granville7 Bismarck would Still be in power. He was, not a mega maniac, just wanted balance of power and the most strength on the continent

  • @bubbalukas5107
    @bubbalukas5107 4 роки тому +25

    Mans doesnt even talk about Bulgaria. My mans is always forgotten about lmao

  • @lavaknight3682
    @lavaknight3682 4 роки тому +3

    America smiling at a burning Europe is the best thing I’ve ever seen from this channel

  • @johnrandolph1989
    @johnrandolph1989 4 роки тому +23

    Well here's to a German Empires national hamburger day in Moscow.🍔😏

  • @SnoodleNoodles
    @SnoodleNoodles 4 роки тому +14

    "What if frederick III never Smoked"

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 3 роки тому +2

    12:07 I have a jigsaw puzzle of this exact castle!

  • @spadesofspades
    @spadesofspades 4 роки тому +8

    I think you and oversimplified would be an unbeatable combo. Your knowledge and his humor. I would so watch that

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +2

      he's got good knowledge as well. and in his most recent Pig War video, he does go into "What if?" territory.

  • @rebeccawinter472
    @rebeccawinter472 27 днів тому

    Fascinating timeline Cody! As you point out, this inevitably leads to “WWI in the 1940’s, when nukes and likely early jets were developed”. The civilian loses could be as bad as those during our WWII. That said, any world where the NSDP and Bolsheviks don’t gain power is probably good. And a world where the horrors of atomic weaponry are seen first hand by hundreds of millions likely ensures they’re never used again as tools of war. I could almost see an international push to ban the weapon. Or a situation where the only nukes were in the hands of the United Nations - to be used against any country that tries to develop nukes on their own. That would keep the world a lot safer.

  • @wkent02
    @wkent02 4 роки тому +8

    Me: Buys the WW1 Plushie... Doesn't arrive until April.

  • @WiseMysticalTree7
    @WiseMysticalTree7 4 роки тому +4

    When you hear "over by Christmas", always remember, it won't be.

  • @mr.pinecone6558
    @mr.pinecone6558 4 роки тому +64

    The USSR would be cooler if that happened

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 роки тому +11

      Imagine the West supporting the Soviets after germany broke russia.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому +8

      the virgin USSR VS the CHAD EMPIRE OF ETERNAL PUTIN (Modern Russia)

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 4 роки тому

      Still would be based, but without Lenin, so it's Trotsky, Bakunin, or Stalin
      I'd hate to hear Marxist-Trotsky/somebody elsism

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 5 місяців тому

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 ‎

  • @Shusiareed
    @Shusiareed 4 роки тому +13

    Scenarios for future Videos:
    - What if Frederick the Great and Maria Theresia married (maybe with the extra that these two had also a son who inheritated prussia and austria and Title of holy roman emperor)?
    - What if Germany was unified with prussias greater german solution?
    - What if Prussia splitted up Austria after the German war and annexed all Habsburg lands into the new german empire?
    - What if germany backstabed Austria hungary with their war with serbia?
    - What if the 30 years war never happend?
    - What if America/the USA became a Monarchie, under Fredericks brothers, after their independence?
    - What if the Confederacy took over the whole USA and implemented slavery in the north?
    - What if Germany became communist after ww1?
    - What if the Qing Empire never fall/never was pushed around by the european powers (Opium wars n stuff)/never lost territory to russia, japan and the europeans
    - What if Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemberg and Switzerland became Part of the german empire (maybe a Greater German Empire Version with Austria, Bohemia, South Tyrol, Slovenia and Istria+ Switzerland and the Low-Countries)?
    - What if germany formed earlier like france and britain, maybe due a sucessfull Roman conquest of germania or out of east frankia?
    - What if Maria Theresias father had a son?
    - What if the spanish Habsburg never died out?
    -What if the HRE was able to hold nothern Italy?
    - What if Catholic christianity never gain influence and was replaced by Orthodox christianity?
    - What if the jews instead of the Christians became dominant in europe?
    - What if the US colonized the whole american continent (North and South)
    - What if Germany kept their Alliance with Russia?
    - What if an German royal House was on the Russian throne (Like in Britain)
    - What if Russia was able to colonize further into North America and was able to develope the Region?
    - What if Luxemburg didn't lost Bohemia?
    - What if imperial china never fell/ was able to colonize and westernize (Qing on it's largest extent) and so werr able to rival europa and japan/was able to hold them out of their sphere and never lost any territory at all, maybe where also able to grow
    - What if the Dual Empire between France and Germany happened? Thats a short scenario i saw on reddit. The scenario is like this: A french phyrrhic victory in the battle of Leipzig lead to a Hohenzoller-Bonaparte Alliance.
    - What if the catholics won the 30 years war?

  • @freedamerican5243
    @freedamerican5243 4 роки тому +21

    What if I had clicked on this later so I could have funny comments to read? Part II

  • @templarknight7041
    @templarknight7041 3 роки тому +6

    I have an interesting idea for an alternate history you might want to do one day. What if the Templar knights never ended? What if they survived on to the modern day? Would they have a place in normal military? Would they slowly be taken down in our modern age? Would there still be people signing up to join? Speaking as you had to be a knight or nobleman to join the Templars would you have to have previously been in the military in order to join? would it still have the thoughts of taking Jerusalem or would it just dedicate its time to protecting a country or the holy church? I think this would be fairly interesting. If you can tell by my username...

  • @mrsammyg3125
    @mrsammyg3125 4 роки тому +22

    What if the Soviet Union survived in Kazakhstan?

  • @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian
    @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian 4 роки тому +29

    Last time i was this early, Archduke Ferdinand was still alive.

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 4 роки тому +54

    A novel about Britain getting taken over by a German-something?
    I would make a joke about the EU but I know that it would be taken seriously so nvm.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 4 роки тому +3

      Windsors are descended from German nobility. :)

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kumimono and aren't the Windsors also closely related to the Hohenzollerns?

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 3 роки тому

      @@jwil4286 They way interbreeding went on in olden times, probably...

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kumimono no, like, weren't George V, Wilhelm II, and Nicholas II all first cousins?

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 3 роки тому +1

      @@jwil4286 I think so, Queen Victoria's descendants.

  • @rominastiglitz1297
    @rominastiglitz1297 3 роки тому +8

    I loved the video! It just left me with some food for thought.. It may be missing on the fact that WWI / WWII really accelerated our cognitive revolution. (World) Wars were great drivers of economic success and on the development of global trade networks :)

  • @matheusdemello2323
    @matheusdemello2323 4 роки тому +28

    That was fast? I thought you’re gonna wait until 2021 Christmas?

    • @weldin
      @weldin 4 роки тому +4

      No one would remember part one existed by then. I almost forget about it already lol.

  • @Goofy_Dominican
    @Goofy_Dominican 8 місяців тому

    Germany in WWI: you guys are good allies right?
    Ottomans, Austria, Bulgaria: ya were amazing
    Germany in WWII: *do I have to carry you guys again?*

  • @isaacdonitz9506
    @isaacdonitz9506 4 роки тому +21

    Bruh Russia wouldve peaced out too in the face of such a hopeless situation, probably ceding poland and some of the Balitics

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 роки тому +10

      I would expect russia to lose all of the Baltic states
      Because of the Baltic Germans population I could also see Austria Hungary gaining Volyn and a bit more of western ukraine to merge with Lviv.

    • @Poctyk
      @Poctyk 4 роки тому +3

      Alternatively Kaiser (since he is winning) could consider continue the war to win the real prize (or rather few prizes)
      Access to the iron/coal of Donbas
      Caspian oil
      Black soil.
      I.e. What in our timeline Hitler wanted to secure the nazis power from potential Naval blockade.

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 роки тому +2

      @@Poctyk Oil is less of a deal with the Ottomans owning most of the middle easts rather than the british.
      Coal and Iron I mean germany has enough of that in the rhine.
      Grain would be the main thing which Poland and the baltic states can do that.
      Before you say naval blockaid would lose acess to ottoman oil they built a rail to prevent that IRL its just WW1 prevented it from finishing it would continue post war in this timeline.

  • @labkone3921
    @labkone3921 4 роки тому +1

    Whenever this man uploads he never dissapoints

  • @acrohasatablespoon1408
    @acrohasatablespoon1408 4 роки тому +6

    *When the midroll ads play perfectly between the transitions of scenes*

  • @AtlasNovack
    @AtlasNovack 3 роки тому +1

    Idk why the vibrating-in-anger little dudes cracks me up, but it does

  • @David-bh7hs
    @David-bh7hs 4 роки тому +10

    Did you know, that the British signed a peace with Germany during WW1, and it made the Kaiser glad?

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 4 роки тому +2

      Made the blokes beneath the ivory towers and the Tsar mad too

  • @lolmeme69_
    @lolmeme69_ 4 роки тому +1

    This gives me a brilliant idea for a movie and a video game.

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 4 роки тому +3

    Me after Part 1: Wow, this alternate timeliness sounds pretty good!
    Part 2: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @PitofTrogness
    @PitofTrogness 3 роки тому +1

    two video ideas: what if Germany sided with the Entente in WW1? (Friedrich the III had sympathies with Britain and liberal ideas to shape Germany into a more UK-style country, but died only 99 days into his reign, and was succeeded by Wilhelm the II, who hated Britain) and what if Italy joined the Allies in WW2? (Mussolini wanted Austria to rebuild the Roman empire and Kurt von Schuschnigg, the Austrian chancellor, was a close friend of his and Hitler anschlussing Austria got rid of both, so the allies offered our boy Benito to join them in exchange for getting Austria back from the third reich)

  • @rileyhall2181
    @rileyhall2181 3 роки тому +23

    I'd really love to see a video on what if the Soviet Union was a socialist democracy. It'd be really interesting to see your thoughts on what a Russian state with economic and political democracy would be like, given that would seriously alter the nature of the USSR and perhaps the cold war more generally.

  • @silverbullet1620
    @silverbullet1620 4 роки тому

    Cody! Alternate History Hub is one of my favorite channels.

  • @FathirAZ22
    @FathirAZ22 4 роки тому +11

    18:08
    >a german state
    >with nuclear weapons
    >desperately trying to stop an allied force
    Where have i heard about that before

  • @theVeronaPicker
    @theVeronaPicker 4 роки тому

    9:36 Man you really love the idea of Lenin didn’t come into power. Also great video just though it was funny!

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman 4 роки тому +19

    America would have become too German to be part of the Allies in this Timeline.

    • @KuroshiKun
      @KuroshiKun 4 роки тому +12

      trueee America would be super germanized or at least super sympathetic to the germans since all those german americans wouldn't have been targeted by WWI propaganda.

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому +1

      Would they become so German that they would invade Canada to help Germany (and hurt Britain)?

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 3 роки тому

      @@jwil4286 Yes

  • @intodst
    @intodst 3 роки тому

    who needs history class in school when we've got this channel

  • @maxfilmsdotcom7079
    @maxfilmsdotcom7079 4 роки тому +23

    I’d like to see what if the Weimar Republic never fell

    • @UselessGarbageMan
      @UselessGarbageMan 4 роки тому +4

      It's alternative history not magic

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston 4 роки тому +2

      @@NoName-pi7ke Command & Conquer Red Alert pretty much. If Germany doesn't rearm then the Soviets presumably invade Europe, but without a strong Germany to stop/slow them. They already invaded Poland in the real timeline after all.

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston 4 роки тому +1

      @@NoName-pi7ke Nah, I mean when the USSR invaded eastern Poland shortly after the Nazis invaded from the west. Seemingly they had an interest in conquering parts of Eastern Europe. Then again, perhaps a lot of that was because they feared a strong Germany and wanted some buffer states in case of war... I dunno.

    • @duwang8499
      @duwang8499 3 роки тому

      @@UselessGarbageMan The idea that Weimar Germany was destined to fail is fucking stupid. OTLs fall was a worst case.

    • @UselessGarbageMan
      @UselessGarbageMan 3 роки тому +1

      @@duwang8499 I was writing a essay on why it was fucked once 1925 came and then was just a goner but this video sums it up - ua-cam.com/video/PUt7oQ3HFKs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=GuyBloke

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 роки тому +2

    I wish that this was the real timeline for three reasons
    1.) My Great Great Uncle wouldn't have died in the final Canadian push in the Battle of Passchendaele
    2.) The city of Berlin Ontario wouldn't have been bullied and pressured into changing it's name to Kitchener to show its Patriotism (the name change happened in 1916). My family lives in the Kitchener-Waterloo area.
    3.) The Kaiserreich Germany would still exist (at least a bit longer).
    Also I read the Battle of Dorking. It was mainly written by a British officer using the fear of a German invasion to inspire Britain to reform and modernize it's army.
    Lastily after the German surrender in WW1 Britain and France did play with the idea of "turning the clock back to 1815" setting the borders in Germany to the small disunified nations that it was after Napoleon.

  • @Giovanni-mj9uj
    @Giovanni-mj9uj 4 роки тому +12

    "Well that was a short Christmas speci-
    *sees this video*

  • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
    @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 2 місяці тому +1

    Great video

  • @Hiurawastaken
    @Hiurawastaken 4 роки тому +5

    I'd like to see this as a Hoi IV mod, quite an interesting scenario that could pan out

  • @vigorelliinstitute879
    @vigorelliinstitute879 4 роки тому +2

    When my alternate history book is done, I might send you a signed copy.

  • @Caveman.Comrade
    @Caveman.Comrade 4 роки тому +4

    You should do a "reflection on" video for 2011-2020. I loved your other ones, such nostalgia.

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому

      I think he already did

  • @FishtownRec
    @FishtownRec 3 роки тому +1

    I’ll say this every-time I see it, replacing the swastika with the UA-cam logo is absolutely genius!

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 3 роки тому

      Doesn't change the message, just shifts the symbolism to something speaking English by default.