What if WWI Really Had Ended By Christmas?

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  • @thunderbird7020
    @thunderbird7020 3 роки тому +3205

    Commanders: we didn’t say WHICH Christmas.

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 3 роки тому +186

      Yeah. The soldiers were home by the Christmas of 1918.

    • @dariusgunter5344
      @dariusgunter5344 3 роки тому +105

      @@kamanashiskar9203 at least the ones taht survived that long

    • @casonjones2801
      @casonjones2801 3 роки тому +95

      @@kamanashiskar9203 Just in time to give their families the Spanish Flu

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 роки тому +8

      And so the great mutiny happened

    • @Ggdivhjkjl
      @Ggdivhjkjl 3 роки тому +7

      You know Orthodox Christmas is a couple of weeks later due to the calendar difference?

  • @youraveragewizard5079
    @youraveragewizard5079 3 роки тому +4940

    Hitler:"Now that this war's over, I think I might take up painting."

    • @secretjosh5619
      @secretjosh5619 3 роки тому +617

      Ahh yes. The blessed timeline.

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 3 роки тому +245

      Ok I kinda wish it went that way

    • @NaokisRC
      @NaokisRC 3 роки тому +323

      @@alofii6106 Be careful what you wish for. Just because something looks immediately better, doesn't mean the long term is better. As mentioned in the video, we wouldn't have had the nazis and huge loss of life due to two huge world wars but also we'd see colonialism and national pride to a huge extent and thats not including other things that would also be affected. World trade, the longest peacetimes we have seen (of course, wars still happen but you don't have to wake up expecting an air raid in most european cities), huge leaps in technology and learning is stuff we wouldn't have experienced without such a catasrophy occurring. So pick the lesser evil, no immediate evils but very slow if any progress, or evil and then huge changes to everything

    • @melchid8448
      @melchid8448 3 роки тому +150

      @@NaokisRC wow thats even better,more traditional society that keeps up with technological advances and peaceful decolonization

    • @DonMadruga72
      @DonMadruga72 3 роки тому +116

      @@NaokisRC Hipsters and the modern left not existing already makes this timeline perfect

  • @tc_48
    @tc_48 3 роки тому +3263

    **British and German kids wake up in trenches**
    "It was all a dream?"

  • @Klishar122
    @Klishar122 3 роки тому +607

    “What the hell are you men doing?!? Fraternizing with the enemy. Where’s your sense of German pride?”
    “It’s on holiday leave! Merry Christmas!”🎄🎁

  • @Saygex45
    @Saygex45 3 роки тому +424

    Soldier: I thought I was going home by Christmas?
    Commander: Yes, your going home in Christmas of 1918.

    • @carrydedier9952
      @carrydedier9952 3 роки тому +3

      If you survive till then

    • @zussman_
      @zussman_ Рік тому +3

      @@carrydedier9952 if you escape from duty :3

  • @WoddCar
    @WoddCar 3 роки тому +1962

    The generals said that the war would be over by Christmas. They just didn’t tell them that it would be in 4 years

    • @sdstacey46
      @sdstacey46 3 роки тому +144

      "OOOOHHHH you thought we meant THIS Christmas...well, we never specified which one it would be, you should have listened better"

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 роки тому +32

      I only pray that the war makes it home to see his family 😔

    • @gggaming4tg
      @gggaming4tg 3 роки тому +6

      @@DakotaofRaptors lmao

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 роки тому +18

      True like all nations said ww1 would be a quick war and it was compared to many other wars in history,only lasted 4 years,perception is important

    • @Aniyah-CHG
      @Aniyah-CHG 3 роки тому +3

      @@alphagamer9505 Yeah the World Wars are relatively short.

  • @walterengler5709
    @walterengler5709 3 роки тому +3538

    Lets have a FOURTH alternative. In this reality, the Christmas Miracle does not occur in 1914. Instead it occurs in 1915. There are diaries and accounts of Generals giving orders in 1915 specifically to counter the chance of another 1914 miracle. And there were still troops who, while they did not cross into no-man's land, did observer their own "cease fire" for the day despite the orders. As you say 1914 was too early for such a miracle as nationalism and feelings were still high. But after one year of fighting in trenches and mud and water and seeing their comrades die, the troops were more ripe in 1915 for a more general mutiny like the Russians in 1917. In this scenario, localized miracles start to rapidly spread up and down the trenches due to how interconnected they are. Eventually the generals hear of this and try to issue orders to get back in the damn trenches. But the troops having suffered for over a year basically say screw you. Oh sure some gung ho officers start spouting orders and shouting .. and a few have "accidents" at that point as the disobedience spreads. Diplomats finally hearing of this jump on the opportunity to propose to their governments and extension of the ceasefire. Lets talk they say no need to keep fighting we have a chance. And the politicians listen and order the Generals to stand down and issue a general ceasefire until the new year. Sure this all spins on the need of both groups on the western side seeing this chance. But as mentioned diplomats were always working behind the scenes to pressure the military and governments for peace. Heck after a year of two front warfare the German generals might even agree to a chance to have breather as they can see they are not winning, and if they can get a western truce then they can focus on Russia. After that it all starts heading down a similar path as this video except maybe some changes. The Western nations MIGHT bring in Russia to the talks, or they could decide those backward fools (they were not well perceived in the West) can suffer their own fate for declaring war over Serbia to begin with and escalating the whole mess. But a 1915 Miracle might have worked.

    • @TylerSmith-hb5fs
      @TylerSmith-hb5fs 3 роки тому +48

      nice

    • @ErikWarhammer
      @ErikWarhammer 3 роки тому +229

      If only we had THAT timeline. No second World War and No Cold War, a blessed timeline.

    • @martinfawkes595
      @martinfawkes595 3 роки тому +48

      That’s kinda similar to monsieur Z’s video on the Christmas truce ending world war 1 the other day.

    • @hikmolokov1056
      @hikmolokov1056 3 роки тому +113

      @@ErikWarhammer Until some other crisis takes its place.

    • @dave5194
      @dave5194 3 роки тому +2

      If only

  • @RicardoGonzalez-vl5lq
    @RicardoGonzalez-vl5lq 3 роки тому +2560

    Government Official: You'll be back by Christmas I swear
    4 Years later
    Soldier: So that was a fucking lie

    • @MacrossSD
      @MacrossSD 3 роки тому +287

      No, it wasn't a lie...they merely failed to specify WHICH Christmas they'd be home by.

    • @steveruales8997
      @steveruales8997 3 роки тому +122

      @@MacrossSD It’s hard to argue against his assessment

    • @GreenBlueWalkthrough
      @GreenBlueWalkthrough 3 роки тому +16

      @@MacrossSD Even so it was the plan it just you know the French did not surrender like they thought they would.

    • @prexp9026
      @prexp9026 3 роки тому +14

      we have been tricked backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

    • @christopheredwards8219
      @christopheredwards8219 3 роки тому +8

      Government official: Let's go, in and out, couple month war.
      Four brutal years later.
      Government official: * mental breakdown *

  • @marveyzing1495
    @marveyzing1495 3 роки тому +976

    " so were gonna return home at Christmas "
    " YEAH HELL FREAKING YEAH "
    " of 1918 "
    " F*CK "

    • @deadknight1402
      @deadknight1402 3 роки тому +9

      *Commanders:* "The war will be over by Christmas..."
      *Soldiers:* ua-cam.com/video/jfE5ApizU6c/v-deo.html
      *Commanders:* "... Of 1918."
      *Soldiers:* ua-cam.com/video/jfE5ApizU6c/v-deo.html

    • @dinoricky5188
      @dinoricky5188 3 роки тому +2

      No what earlier!!!!!!
      Ya bo...
      November 11th 1918
      Frick

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 Рік тому +3

      "Assuming you survive till then"
      *gets machine gunned with 300 other comrades*

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 3 роки тому +402

    "Hey bro, sorry about shooting at you. Here's a chromebook"

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 роки тому +15

      "Thanks! Here is a shirt, I got it from Target."

    • @crimvevo
      @crimvevo 3 роки тому +9

      “sorry for killing your friends lol here’s an ipad”

    • @typicalperson6389
      @typicalperson6389 3 роки тому +3

      We need a modern Christmas truce

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Рік тому

      ​​@@typicalperson6389 I mean, Putin said he was going to temporarily stop attempting to invade Ukraine over the Orthodox Christmas Period, but didn't.
      No surprise there then.

  • @studentofknowlege
    @studentofknowlege 3 роки тому +4308

    The Christmas Truce was a amazing moment in human history, soldiers refused to fight days after but they were eventually forced to do so. War is just old men in power throwing young lives away for more power.

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 3 роки тому +66

      @dragon
      How was the Second World War any different?
      The Holocaust wasn't known about in 1939 (and at least the USA employed pretty racist propaganda against the Japanese).

    • @chawk6201
      @chawk6201 3 роки тому +177

      @@xCorvus7x But the US started the propaganda after the Japanese attacked them. So that's not a really good argument.

    • @wartrix6046
      @wartrix6046 3 роки тому +32

      Some wars are necessary though

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 3 роки тому +77

      @@chawk6201
      My point is that ethical reasons were not what motivated the war on the side of the Allies. Just as in the First World War, it was purely geopolitical power-play.

    • @Xenuos
      @Xenuos 3 роки тому +87

      "When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die"

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 3 роки тому +10287

    Cody I know sponsors pay well but you didn’t have to do an ad for chocolate during the entire video.

    • @remigiuscaesar8307
      @remigiuscaesar8307 3 роки тому +51

      @UCDwxWcjOreO1nwvgL5E1cQg stop spamming

    • @accuratehistory3002
      @accuratehistory3002 3 роки тому +206

      Well, Chocolate is good, so who cares.

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 роки тому +22

      Want more poop?

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 роки тому +8

      Goodbye

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +108

      Hey Emp! I just wanted to say that im super sorry Mr.Z got his rabid audience of facists to attack you! Much love and happy holdiays!

  • @calebricks4890
    @calebricks4890 3 роки тому +772

    France: We could give up one small African colony, or potentially lose millions of lives fighting...
    Also France: Those millions of people weren't really doing anything anyways and I really kinda like Africa, soooo

    • @pedrorequio5515
      @pedrorequio5515 3 роки тому +44

      They could have had the whole Sahara. The division of Africa is weird some powerfull countries like Germany had very few compared to the British and the French

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine wanting anything to do with Africa whatsoever.

    • @pedrorequio5515
      @pedrorequio5515 3 роки тому +6

      @_jeff _ I know thats why my country got Angola,Mozambique and a part of the Congo. Of course the Brits where always eyeing Angola, because we got lucky there Angola is an extraordinarily rich place from diamonds to oil and all in between.

    • @JackTheSlayer-ok5eq
      @JackTheSlayer-ok5eq 3 роки тому

      was this after or before the franco Prussian war

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 3 роки тому +3

      Also France: Oh boy wasting human lives sure is fun! Let's murder each other again in service to the Supreme Being! *France devolves into bloody revolution*

  • @KS-PNW
    @KS-PNW 2 роки тому +71

    "Could have been avoided, if the mentality of old men in charge had just slightly changed."
    I feel like this is applicable to SO MANY events in human history.

  • @DEEJAY440
    @DEEJAY440 3 роки тому +98

    The scene when Germany and America Plushies Exchanged Presents was the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2020

    • @em3876
      @em3876 3 роки тому +6

      Should of been British or French given that the US entered the war very late on

  • @LorrTube
    @LorrTube 3 роки тому +275

    Alternate title for this video: "What if people in 1914 were less stubborn and more realistic in their planing?"

    • @perryshaffer8358
      @perryshaffer8358 2 роки тому +4

      No one goes to war thinking they'll lose. They either give concessions or don't start it if they think that. In this case, the Schlieffen Plan came very close to winning. Had the Germans followed it more closely, they might have won in late August or early September in the West, shipped their troops East and beaten the Tsar handily.

  • @stratox1753
    @stratox1753 3 роки тому +1399

    Spoiler: France gets very mad
    Basically all of history summed up in one sentence

    • @F22onblockland
      @F22onblockland 3 роки тому +120

      France be like: I think it's time to change governments again

    • @stratox1753
      @stratox1753 3 роки тому +77

      @@F22onblockland Execute command: Coup d'etat: [Number 3324732984732984]

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 роки тому +51

      for most of the last 700 years, France was basically that one kid who no one liked because he was the tallest and strongest. have a look at the number of wars in which the main reason was "yo fuck France". how do you expect them to not be mad when everyone else constantly ganged up on them

    • @stratox1753
      @stratox1753 3 роки тому +25

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 one of the main reasons people make fun of french incompetency was the george bush administration spreading propaganda about france when they refused to join the war against iraq
      although i still hate the french anyway, one because as a brit that is my duty, and two they are really obnoxious

    • @aaronford4159
      @aaronford4159 3 роки тому +5

      @@stratox1753 man George bush jsut gets cooler but the moment

  • @knightshade2654
    @knightshade2654 3 роки тому +523

    Maybe the real Christmas peace was the colonies which we kept along the way.

  • @VladiSSius
    @VladiSSius 3 роки тому +1141

    >"Naziism wouldn't have rose."
    >uses *UA-cam* logo.

    • @sgtmayhem7567
      @sgtmayhem7567 3 роки тому +50

      Communism also wouldn’t have risen.

    • @U.F.R.G
      @U.F.R.G 3 роки тому +64

      @@sgtmayhem7567 your right....it would have risen sooner and be less totalitarian

    • @vimic9507
      @vimic9507 3 роки тому +12

      demonetization

    • @looney9105
      @looney9105 3 роки тому +7

      @@U.F.R.G it wouldn't have risen at all, really

    • @U.F.R.G
      @U.F.R.G 3 роки тому +29

      @@looney9105 it def would have
      The situation in russia and other countries back then was prime for communisn maby not in ruassia but it 100% would have somewhere els

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 3 роки тому +70

    This was like a reversed Kurzgesagt video; started feeling good thinking how wholesome would had it been for the war to end in Christmas because the soldiers didn't want to fight anymore, ended up losing another bit of faith in humanity realizing it would've happened anyways in the future because humanity doesn't ever learn.

  • @wartrix6046
    @wartrix6046 3 роки тому +191

    WW1 might be the most influential event in modern history. The collapse of the european empires, the decline of traditional religion in the west, and the creation of very radical ideologies, could all be traced back in some way to WW1

    • @MappingEagle
      @MappingEagle 2 роки тому +22

      WW1 has always been overshadowed by WW2. Underrated global conflict of mass murder if you ask me

    • @Rowlph8888
      @Rowlph8888 Рік тому +1

      Well, either that or the 7 years War is the biggest event. Probable that if the French had won the 7 years War, instead of the British, with the French still being seen as a threat to the colonies and the Industrial Revolution happening in Britain, but to a less burgeoning extent due to not having India to supplement an explosion, the American colonies still would have wanted to stay under the British Crown due to perceived need for protection against the neighbouring French Colony, Britain would still reach parity with France again iin the next few decades, having gunboats after the Industrial Revolution, when the French wouldn't have them, To begin with, and then probably not even in the Medium-term either, as the monarrchy would be holding industrialisation back, as always happens with autocratic powers wanting to maintain the status quo.Lastly, there would be no Germany, with the French having maintained a strong military and hegemony of the continent, unlike the decline they had in the 19th century.
      It's probable that without the British winning the 7 years War and taxing the colonies, there wouldbe no USA or modern state of Germany. The brits and the french would be Dominating the world for the foreseeable future, probably for Centuries, with the aid of industrialisation

    • @checker297
      @checker297 Рік тому +1

      @@Rowlph8888 eh, i feel that the 7 years war was always going to be a british victory. WW1 on the otherhand was a time when the concept of a superpower did not exist. It was just lots of middle powers with colonies they were extracting resources from. If that ideal died earlier (perhaps a more aggressive US and japan alliance to take asia for themselves, forcing a proper EU where national identity was lost) the superpowers of today would have been locked on totally different continents with no real method of landing troops en masse in any real proximity to each other. Would have probably been something more akin to the naval battles of the spanish vs the british with heavily fortified static defences in the middle east, balkans and russia.

  • @shader1xderp778
    @shader1xderp778 3 роки тому +408

    AltHistHub: The Christmas Truce
    KnowledgeHub: TIM ALLEN

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 роки тому +12

      i'm about annoyed at knowledgehub. Sounds less like knowledge and mroe like half drunk and or stoned ramblings.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear sha

    • @thezipcreator
      @thezipcreator 3 роки тому +10

      @@singletona082 that's why he renamed his channel to "Knowledge"Hub

    • @space00010
      @space00010 3 роки тому +2

      @@singletona082 Me too, he lost himself. I mean fairly odd parents video was okay it gave a lesson about power, but now it's just rambling.

    • @Grimrapings
      @Grimrapings 3 роки тому +1

      @@singletona082 watch knowledge hub old videos from 2 years ago. Much better

  • @damonsonnier34
    @damonsonnier34 3 роки тому +417

    This means that everyone plays football forever.

    • @nuzlockecomics5440
      @nuzlockecomics5440 3 роки тому +2

      *soccer

    • @elharvey5032
      @elharvey5032 3 роки тому +33

      It goes from a World War to a World Cup, and all because of Football

    • @sinjoro342
      @sinjoro342 3 роки тому

      Truly the darkest reality

    • @eamonnrussell1
      @eamonnrussell1 3 роки тому

      GAA takes over the world. That’s real football.

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 3 роки тому +14

      @@nuzlockecomics5440 *Football

  • @drakewheeler8698
    @drakewheeler8698 3 роки тому +205

    Two years in the future: "What if COVID-19 had ended by Christmas (Of 2020)"

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 3 роки тому +42

    "That any concession given was failure."
    Y'know, I was finally reading "WorldWar" by Turtledove, and this reminds me of the summerization between the alien invasion and the human diplomats.
    "You consider anything but conquest of the whole world is to be viewed as a failure. But for us, letting you keep any territory on this planet is a failure."
    or... something to that effect.

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 3 роки тому +450

    Does anyone find it annoying whenever you ask about a hypothetical, that you get told that it would be impossible even if you acknowledge it wouldn’t happen?

  • @LEEboneisDaMan
    @LEEboneisDaMan 3 роки тому +874

    “Politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organising nothing better than legalised mass murder.”
    -Harry Patch

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +4

      Thats Facism for ya.

    • @theoheinrich529
      @theoheinrich529 3 роки тому +70

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 More like any form of authoritarian leaderships.

    • @CausticSpace
      @CausticSpace 3 роки тому +26

      This comment section is dumb literally every country has done this

    • @pilum3705
      @pilum3705 3 роки тому +21

      @@CausticSpace Gotta love those Internet Pacifists running around.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 роки тому

      Who?

  • @DisapprovalWew
    @DisapprovalWew 3 роки тому +353

    If it ended by Christmas, that would put a whole new meaning for “war on Christmas”

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff 3 роки тому +62

    Today we're all brothers
    Tonight we're all friends
    A moment of peace
    In a war that never ends

    • @StV2000000
      @StV2000000 3 роки тому +11

      We were all
      We were all
      We were all
      WE WERE ALL FRIENDS!

    • @toddv7257
      @toddv7257 3 роки тому +4

      Go sabaton!

    • @pauldickinson3961
      @pauldickinson3961 3 роки тому +6

      Today we're all brothers,
      We drink and unite,
      Now Christmas has arrived
      and the snow turns the ground white

    • @ldkWhatToWriteHere
      @ldkWhatToWriteHere Рік тому +2

      Our Christmas on the frontlines
      We walk among our friends
      We don't think about tomorrow
      The battle will commence
      When we celebrated Christmas
      We thought about our friends
      Those who never made it home
      When the battle had commenced

  • @GoodSoup
    @GoodSoup 3 роки тому +97

    *German and British soldiers chilling together*
    The very next day: *Friendly Fire: OFF*
    The very next week: *Friendly Fire: ON*

  • @waIdemar44
    @waIdemar44 3 роки тому +202

    Sadly there are no ww1 veterans left alive.

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 3 роки тому +615

    tfw one of the most deadly conflicts in human history could have ended immediately if France shared

  • @jacksoyson4713
    @jacksoyson4713 3 роки тому +94

    I want to a video where the whole Alt history community just collaborates together on one large scale project, idk why.

  • @TheBaleadaMan
    @TheBaleadaMan 2 роки тому +8

    Coming back to this video every year for the holiday season is always fun

  • @hockeyislife2
    @hockeyislife2 8 місяців тому +3

    "Today we're all brothers, tonight we're all friends, a moment of peace in a war that never ends"

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 7 місяців тому +2

      I just started tearing up from hearing the song play in my head😢.
      These men just wanted to go home, but they couldn't, because of politics or whatever.
      There's a quote from a WW1 soldier that basically said "war is just legalized mass murder"

  • @LakeGameCreepr
    @LakeGameCreepr 3 роки тому +369

    and then they said "We'll be home by Christmas". funniest shit I've ever heard!

    • @Aviationlover-belugaxl
      @Aviationlover-belugaxl 3 роки тому +3

      @Ian Is based but the opposite

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 3 роки тому +4

      Flatten the territory they said.
      It'll be over by Christmas they said.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому +6

      and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

    • @bimm_ble
      @bimm_ble 3 роки тому +1

      Oh that slaps me on the knee!

    • @gumdeo
      @gumdeo 3 роки тому

      If it hadn't been for the "Miracle of the Marne”, Paris would have fallen in September 1914.

  • @Zenas521
    @Zenas521 3 роки тому +28

    Right when you said "Maybe splitting up their enemies would be a good thing" I got an ad for UA-cam TV. I agree, It is time to split up the enemies of the people.

  • @slamwall9057
    @slamwall9057 3 роки тому +99

    Last time I was this early I thought world war 1 was going to be over by christmas

  • @The__General
    @The__General 3 роки тому +96

    "Shut up and take my money!!!" - Me as soon as I saw the German Empire plush

  • @mariomaster4568
    @mariomaster4568 3 роки тому +11

    I really love how wholesome that was. The Germans and Allies celebrated Christmas, despite not knowing if the other would betray one of them.

  • @internationalfailure9997
    @internationalfailure9997 3 роки тому +51

    "Let's continue this scenario next year"
    *Sets my clock*

  • @Riftsight
    @Riftsight 3 роки тому +28

    Blackadder Goes Forth- episode 'Goodbyeee' has one of the most heartbreaking endings to one of the funniest TV series. It gave a good simple in depth about how grusom it was to be in that war while still being humorous until the last few minutes.
    Lest We Forget.
    Merry Christmas, everyone.

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 3 роки тому +2

      Good luck, everyone

    • @cynthmcgpoet
      @cynthmcgpoet 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite episode revolves around Baldrick's culinary skills.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 роки тому +3

      George saying he was scared, is one of the most heartbreaking parts. All through the series, he's been this childlike buffoon and it really is, in that moment like someone was sending a little boy over the top. It is, in a very real way, the death of an innocent

  • @kaisercommisar9714
    @kaisercommisar9714 3 роки тому +27

    This is a quote to remember
    "Were not Occupied anymore, YIPEEEEE"

  • @ZFire2020
    @ZFire2020 2 роки тому +2

    A Christmas on the frontline, we walk among among our friends, we don't think about tomorrow the battle will commence, when we celebrated Christmas we thought about our friends, those who never made it home when the battle had commenced.

  • @jihangirastra3851
    @jihangirastra3851 3 роки тому +25

    This is Cody’s geopolitical response to the rising power of Whatifalthist

  • @tutugry3105
    @tutugry3105 3 роки тому +8

    Nothing better for christmas than a unrealistic scenario about christmas

  • @georgehoward7492
    @georgehoward7492 3 роки тому +225

    The Monsieur Z/AlternateHistoryHub conspiracy grows ever stronger as they release another similarly themed Alt History video within a week. (I'm not complaining all alt history is good alt history)

    • @dog811
      @dog811 3 роки тому +25

      not just similar, they practically released the same video

    • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
      @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 3 роки тому +50

      Monsieur Z is just cody overdoced in right wingness.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 роки тому +10

      AHH doesn’t like communism any more than MrZ.

    • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
      @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 3 роки тому +36

      @@____________838 yeah, but mr z is a little fashy, ngl.

    • @Bahns007
      @Bahns007 3 роки тому +6

      @@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding how?

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 роки тому +112

    General : We'll win the war after this one push.
    Soldiers in mutiny : Funniest shit I've heard

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 роки тому +5

    Love the plush merch intro - you definitely know how to open up a subject involving one of history's darkest hours on an upbeat note, Cody!

  • @IAmTheDawn
    @IAmTheDawn Рік тому +1

    I think what is very funny, is/are the similarities between this and the TET Offensive. History can teach us lots - really looking forward to what you come up with next, Cody. Upward and onwards my friends!

  • @britishfish3539
    @britishfish3539 3 роки тому +70

    The 2014 Sainsbury's Christmas ad would never have been made.

    • @mahfuzvx3967
      @mahfuzvx3967 3 роки тому +5

      oh shit yeah i remember that.

    • @Meirstein
      @Meirstein 3 роки тому +4

      Or it would have as the miraculous event that ended a war

  • @TheHydra-qt5ug
    @TheHydra-qt5ug 3 роки тому +52

    Ah yes the most wholesome war in human history, edning with both sides exchanging presents...wait

  • @Slash-wd6vw
    @Slash-wd6vw 3 роки тому +28

    8:23 Your next line is going to be "Is that a JoJo reference?!" Great video, Merry Christmas

  • @imperialprimarch4442
    @imperialprimarch4442 3 роки тому +2

    This is the what Christmas should be about, peace and good will to all
    I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas even though it was very different for everyone this year

  • @KingAlanI
    @KingAlanI Рік тому +1

    As for the belief the war would be over by Christmas, some such as Lord Kitchener did recognize it would take awhile. The British recruitment drive he organized talked about a 3 year term with the possibility of the war taking longer than that.

  • @nbewarwe
    @nbewarwe 3 роки тому +41

    So this is what the video boils down to: It would've been fine if everyone weren't so stupid.
    That honestly sums up the entire 19th and 20th centuries

    • @Anzallos
      @Anzallos 3 роки тому +11

      Most of history, really

    • @mangoshi1251
      @mangoshi1251 3 роки тому

      The story of life...

    • @buscar4317
      @buscar4317 3 роки тому

      Don’t forget the 21st century

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 2 роки тому

      Typical humanity moment to think that we're smarter than we were in the past lmao

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 3 роки тому +7

    Thank you for another year of Alternate History. These are always fun and often thought-provoking.

  • @porterwayman8643
    @porterwayman8643 3 роки тому +4

    Like most things in history, just because something doesn't happen doesn't mean the worlds a better place. But to have a video that is mostly dedicated to peace and happiness at the end of 2020, is amazing. Great Videos and I can't wait for 2021.

  • @dylanmcconnell3907
    @dylanmcconnell3907 2 місяці тому +1

    Cody please open your own store as I am just now watching this video in 2024 and I can’t get a single one of your plushes including but not limited to the German empire plush, the U.S. plush, and the Soviet plush. Thank you, a staunch fan of yours.

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon 3 роки тому +4

    In a time of death, war and suffering, both sides came together and celebrated Christmas.
    That’s a beautiful thing.✌️🎄

  • @rexone4863
    @rexone4863 3 роки тому +161

    Hanz, what are you talking about? That shell hit you hard huh? Internet? Memes? WW2? We just took Paris! The plan worked! Come celebrate...

    • @commanderchas1686
      @commanderchas1686 3 роки тому +20

      I have no clue why, but this makes me feel depressed

    • @Ω3103ζ
      @Ω3103ζ 3 роки тому +14

      God what i would give to end up in that world

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 3 роки тому +9

      @@Ω3103ζ I’d like a few earlier changes, to be honest. Like one where Karl Marx is dropped off on a remote Polynesian island at age 20.

    • @Placeholder333
      @Placeholder333 3 роки тому +9

      @@gabesteinberg6244 I mean communism would've risen anyways

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 3 роки тому +10

      @@Ω3103ζ silence Kaiserboo

  • @nikitaivachtchenko6375
    @nikitaivachtchenko6375 3 роки тому +10

    At first I thought this was a shitpost, but then I saw the length and immediately realized just how different everything would've been if it had happened. Kind of sad to think about, if I'm being honest.

  • @markholm6955
    @markholm6955 3 роки тому +7

    The Generals - once they found out about the informal truce - when out of their way to stop it snd get their troops back to fighting.

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому +7

    You’re plushies of generalized nations are more detailed and have more E vibes than any of Vivzipop’s, great job

  • @jimmyg5969
    @jimmyg5969 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve watched this video multiple times and idk why but I tear up every time

  • @elharvey5032
    @elharvey5032 3 роки тому +57

    What if France won the 7 years war? Or Second Mexican Empire succeeded? By the way marry Christmas

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 3 роки тому +51

    The nicest Battlefield game ever.

  • @vichovichev4705
    @vichovichev4705 3 роки тому +4

    Merry Christmas to all of you!

  • @yugoslavball1945
    @yugoslavball1945 Рік тому +1

    “The infantry doesn’t shoot anymore, just the crazy artillery. The masters make war, they have a quarrel. And the workers, the little men stand and fight. Is that not a great stupidity?” -Hermann Baur, Christmas of 1914

  • @Diam0nD_007
    @Diam0nD_007 3 роки тому +3

    Idea for a video: what if France attacked from the Maginot in 1939? What if France intervened in the Rhineland remilitarization? What if France stopped the Blitzkrieg?

  • @travishunt2083
    @travishunt2083 3 роки тому +23

    We get one from Monsieur Z and another from Alternate History Hub man I love December

  • @zacherybishop7710
    @zacherybishop7710 3 роки тому +3

    The Iron Dice did a great podcast on how sailors refused to go on a suicide mission at the end of the war and the revolution that ensues afterwards establishing a republic. It's a lot like the second option.

  • @nikolakusovic9325
    @nikolakusovic9325 Рік тому +3

    "Our xmas in the trenches our xmas far from home" - Sabaton

  • @zed381no5
    @zed381no5 3 роки тому +2

    I could imagine every 5 years, large scale but short and decisive wars, that end with the exchange of a colony or 2.

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 3 роки тому +1

    Merry Christmas Cody.

  • @jaghn4703
    @jaghn4703 3 роки тому +11

    Anyone else who came back here after hearing Sabaton's song about the Christmas Truce?

  • @laurentdrozin812
    @laurentdrozin812 Рік тому +4

    The idea that France would quit without Alsace and Lorraine is beyond fantasy

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 роки тому +10

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
    Let’s have Christmas and not fight a war :)

  • @davidwhitted289
    @davidwhitted289 3 роки тому +1

    The plush begining honestly made me tear up

  • @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923
    @ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the few times when peace actually truly existed not by ending of war but by unity and hopefulness

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 роки тому +17

    "There have been some subversive mutterings amongst the men. You'll recall the French army last year at Verdun, where the top echelons suffered from horrendous uprisings from the bottom."
    "Yes sir, but surely that was traced to a shipment of garlic éclairs."

  • @GreenBlueWalkthrough
    @GreenBlueWalkthrough 3 роки тому +70

    "Just so borders won't change." So nothing has changed then?

    • @apfelschorle1988
      @apfelschorle1988 3 роки тому

      *Borders in foreign continents.

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 3 роки тому +2

      What a gross oversimplification, fighting for your nations land can't just be boiled down "lol border on map go brr"

    • @GreenBlueWalkthrough
      @GreenBlueWalkthrough 3 роки тому +4

      @@rrai1999 Your right that's why the Europeans should help Kurdistan exist and not go "lol border on map go brr" like they are now.
      P.S. My point was the Europeans hate positive map change too not just getting invaded by the Russians.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 3 роки тому

      Well, borders _have_ changed a lot.

  • @1IbramGaunt
    @1IbramGaunt 3 роки тому +5

    As soon as I clicked on this an advert with the tune "Last Christmas" played lol

  • @oisinau5402
    @oisinau5402 3 роки тому +2

    Perfect time for the algorithm to recommend it just turned Christmas

  • @thebrokenhanger2007
    @thebrokenhanger2007 3 роки тому +1

    The beginning of the video was so sweet when I saw the the German military thing I thought it was going to be the end but no the German was just going to give America a gift and America gave Germany a gift and I just wanted to cry the music was so calming after that and just a great introduction to a great video and a great advertisement for your merch

  • @studentofknowlege
    @studentofknowlege 3 роки тому +24

    Posted 22 seconds ago, I feel accomplished in life now

  • @swiftflight7927
    @swiftflight7927 3 роки тому +88

    Mr. Z has got to be hacking Cody's computer to find these things lol

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +18

      Mr.Z is an actual Facist, racist, and homophobe, by the way. No bullshit, I mean it.

    • @keystone_x1
      @keystone_x1 3 роки тому +7

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 why tho

    • @otakuman6049
      @otakuman6049 3 роки тому +5

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 really? So how'd you find it out.

    • @pinklasagna8328
      @pinklasagna8328 3 роки тому +3

      I've heard he is alt right, not sure tho

    • @otakuman6049
      @otakuman6049 3 роки тому +2

      @@pinklasagna8328 well if we asume he's french it makes sense.

  • @heyvischan7622
    @heyvischan7622 Рік тому +5

    Well technically the war did end by Christmas, we just didn’t tell you which one.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 3 роки тому

    Treat everyone and everyday like it’s Christmas, joy to the world 🎅🏻🎄⛄️❄️❄️❄️

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 3 роки тому +1

    being different is not a reason why conflicts happens.

  • @alessiobubbles5345
    @alessiobubbles5345 3 роки тому +5

    One of the Best moments during the worst war in human history🥺

    • @justasnoop2309
      @justasnoop2309 3 роки тому

      Ww2 says otherwise

    • @SaakeliSaatana
      @SaakeliSaatana 3 роки тому +1

      @@justasnoop2309 ww2 didn't have any moments like this.

    • @gumdeo
      @gumdeo 3 роки тому

      @@justasnoop2309 WW1 was the worst, because without WW1 there is no WW2.

  • @atewebg
    @atewebg 3 роки тому +11

    Why everyone forgots Bulgaria when talking about the central powers...when even Germany said Bulgaria flight the greatest from all thier Allie's...

    • @______608
      @______608 3 роки тому +1

      Cuz it joined the war in October 1915?

    • @atewebg
      @atewebg 3 роки тому +1

      @@______608 yes but like Ottoman didn't join from the start too and in the kaiserreich videos he talked all others but not and for bulgaria even saying one word or showing it with the central powers like it never happened

  • @samuelfinn
    @samuelfinn 3 роки тому +48

    Imagine falling for the ol’ “you’ll be home by Christmas” trick

    • @chocolateman1
      @chocolateman1 3 роки тому +4

      They plaque will be over by Christmas they said

    • @nikbrady14
      @nikbrady14 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine? Just ask anyone that was in vietnam 😂

    • @samuelfinn
      @samuelfinn 3 роки тому +2

      @@chocolateman1 and now it’s gonna last til next Christmas smh.

  • @cinnabunz1532
    @cinnabunz1532 Рік тому +1

    I remember learning about the truce back in early history class and genuinely didn't believe it. I remember asking my teacher how they could go back to killing each other after that. Dont remember what they told me though

  • @richardbell7678
    @richardbell7678 2 роки тому +1

    Late to this party, but if Fritz Haber had not come up with an industrial process to produce nitrate fertilizers, the war would have been over by Christmas from the simple lack of explosives available to the Central Powers. The Allies would still have access to the mountains of bird dung on the island of Guano, so the Central Powers are forced to negotiate a peace while they are still able to fight.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +12

    The world had so much potential to be a better place.

    • @MisterJackTheAttack
      @MisterJackTheAttack 3 роки тому

      It still does.

    • @aradhyadimri7494
      @aradhyadimri7494 3 роки тому

      It is too late now global economy is collapsing .we gonna see another war soon .But I hope for peace😭

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому +1

      Well, as a realist, the future is unpredictable, but they atleast we have cats, and that enough for me :)

  • @jasonadjogble1310
    @jasonadjogble1310 3 роки тому +4

    0:21 ww1 had ended by Christmas
    This was brought to you by Santa, America and the German empire

  • @historyguy7522
    @historyguy7522 3 роки тому +10

    12:54 as a person who lives in germany that got me lol.

  • @Kevin63GachaandGMOD
    @Kevin63GachaandGMOD 3 роки тому +2

    This alternative scenario was very very interesting and Merry Christmas Cody!

  • @Penguinmanereikel
    @Penguinmanereikel 3 роки тому

    This was supposed to be wholesome, but now you just made the war so much more tragic.
    It literally didn’t need to be as bad as it was.