Is Google always listening: Live Test

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  • Опубліковано 11 кві 2018
  • Follow up video: • Follow up: Is Google A...
    Does Google and Facebook listen in and record conversations and audio even when they're not open? I perform a live test using Google chrome on a Windows 10 PC to discover whether my microphone appears to be recording me even when my browser is turned off in order to better target advertisements.
    As pointed out in the comments, there are too many flaws in my methodology to draw any conclusions (for instance I am live streaming directly to UA-cam which of course necessitates recording my microphone the whole time). For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch here: • Video

КОМЕНТАРІ • 57 тис.

  • @Mitchollow
    @Mitchollow  6 років тому +20963

    Watch the follow-up video here for various reasons that explain this outcome: ua-cam.com/video/kv8gvXPwWjY/v-deo.html
    The single biggest flaw in this video is that I am live streaming directly to UA-cam which is of course recording and processing the microphone's audio the entire time. More generally I agree with many of you that this was a poorly done experiment and I contaminated the results rather quickly by clicking on that first ad. Whether it was Google, Cortana, malicious adware, or something else is entirely debatable and I of course make no conclusive statements about the veracity of my results.
    For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch this guy's video: ua-cam.com/video/SmM9ch_oXA4/v-deo.html

    • @IllllIIllllI
      @IllllIIllllI 6 років тому +52

      Pin this

    • @TheRealDannyEd
      @TheRealDannyEd 6 років тому +7

      Mitchollow II

    • @tylercraig9273
      @tylercraig9273 6 років тому +139

      Mitchollow lol even on total Fark you had dog toy ads

    • @leijten
      @leijten 6 років тому +44

      So what you're saying is this vid is kinda useless?

    • @teslaandtech7973
      @teslaandtech7973 6 років тому +168

      You said many times affordable that’s why we saw an ad of Ford in your video 🧐🤨 "afFORDable" That’s maybe the reason??

  • @CrazyDoodEpicLeaves
    @CrazyDoodEpicLeaves 4 роки тому +9738

    *Google hears you and your wife talking about how you want to divorce.*
    **gets Tinder Ad**

  • @RahulChoudhary-lp8rd
    @RahulChoudhary-lp8rd 4 роки тому +8289

    Me: I need to find a girlfriend
    Google ads: ERROR 404

  • @saadbhai2452
    @saadbhai2452 5 місяців тому +2192

    And the fact that Google didn't block this video and recommended me this on UA-cam.

    • @fabetty0403
      @fabetty0403 2 місяці тому +122

      They litterally show their dominance.

    • @peterbrazeal7171
      @peterbrazeal7171 2 місяці тому +50

      They know. It comical for them at this point. It’s over my good people.

    • @maestro3887
      @maestro3887 Місяць тому +3

      there is no person actively thinking about what to show people and how to process the information. It's ai

    • @briannac2231
      @briannac2231 Місяць тому +11

      @@maestro3887not ai it just the algorithm

    • @maestro3887
      @maestro3887 Місяць тому +3

      @@briannac2231 I'd call the algorithm an ai because it's capable of learning.

  • @yerintaem
    @yerintaem 5 місяців тому +1222

    So funny when he opened up Fark again the first advertisement was a Dog toy and he didn’t notice it 😂

    • @EMERGENCYRESPONSEVIC
      @EMERGENCYRESPONSEVIC Місяць тому +53

      I know!!!! So surprised he didn’t see it.😂

    • @STR8L8CED
      @STR8L8CED Місяць тому +8

      Fr

    • @AceWolfO9
      @AceWolfO9 Місяць тому +16

      It was like flea protection products and stuff

    • @babyp8432
      @babyp8432 27 днів тому +1

      Dudeeeeee 😭😞

    • @_sb_1168
      @_sb_1168 26 днів тому

      It was dog medicine, but still crazy. Like google was foreshadowing

  • @marcelkuhelj993
    @marcelkuhelj993 4 роки тому +14378

    Murderers: how do we hide a body?
    Google: shovel advertisement

  • @woel8156
    @woel8156 4 роки тому +6315

    me:*sings into microphone*
    google: autotune?

  • @supernovagaming7231
    @supernovagaming7231 4 місяці тому +485

    the fact that i was talking to a friend about google listening to me and then yt rcommending this video is top tier

    • @ItsIthen
      @ItsIthen Місяць тому +17

      Bro, like 30mins ago i was in a call in discord talking to a friend about google listenning to us and now youtube recommended to me this video too, i-i dont feel safe anymore...

    • @marvineriksen7230
      @marvineriksen7230 29 днів тому +5

      bro💀

    • @RajTiwari007
      @RajTiwari007 27 днів тому +8

      this shows their dominance

    • @aimsenpai2357
      @aimsenpai2357 14 днів тому

      The funny thing is that I just said this in a room on my own

  • @this_is_az
    @this_is_az 2 місяці тому +313

    And this is so fantastic that UA-cam didn't delete this video after 5 years

    • @ChristopherMazzones
      @ChristopherMazzones 29 днів тому +21

      Well duhh. If they deleted this video, then it would look like they’re hiding something from us. (Even though they already are)

    • @wagabben2930
      @wagabben2930 29 днів тому +16

      Ever heard of the Streisand effect ? + This has been known for years and nobody seems to care

    • @HOLLASOUNDSMUSIC
      @HOLLASOUNDSMUSIC 20 днів тому +3

      Why would they? It's all in there terms and app terms.

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 роки тому +7090

    Me: God, I feel tired and bored
    Google: *Drug advertisement*

  • @Bknchz
    @Bknchz 4 роки тому +6339

    -Hey Google, are you listening?
    -No.

  • @nachete_05_
    @nachete_05_ 5 місяців тому +666

    It’s five years later, and I’m pretty sure we passed into the realm of video recognition by now. Holding up that paper would be the first mistake nowadays in the experiment setup.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 2 місяці тому +23

      I think it videoing you and giving you adds would be SCARIER. Not a poor experiment setup but a sinister one lol

    • @madisonsaunders9130
      @madisonsaunders9130 Місяць тому +2

      @@Aaron19987I would like to see a video on that 😂

    • @user-nr9to4xw4c
      @user-nr9to4xw4c Місяць тому +3

      Wink if you're trapped OR want some DOG TOYS!!😂

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario 23 дні тому

      Not surprising with Google's or Alphabet's wealth and dominance over the web browser market. They know anyone who has suspicions will just be laughed off by others. Even their censorship of UA-cam comments they find offensive: they don't just censor words, their software analyzes the context too. Some group of people actually were paid and sat down to code this stuff. Even the results page too. This corporation is sick.

  • @aizaali2988
    @aizaali2988 5 місяців тому +164

    Today,I was talking to my sister about how google listen everything and this video is recommended on my timeline. Thats Insane!

    • @I_imperium
      @I_imperium Місяць тому +2

      Woohi

    • @omraja404
      @omraja404 Місяць тому

      😂​@@I_imperium

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario 23 дні тому

      They think no one will believe us, and make it hard to provide any proof of evidence. They have the money, the employees. They do whatever they want. I guess corruption and evil is human nature.

  • @markogt9194
    @markogt9194 4 роки тому +4440

    *Privacy exists*
    *Google:* hippity hoppity, that's now my property

    • @jedi481bbx4
      @jedi481bbx4 4 роки тому +35

      Marko GT No I did this comment before you did it wrong it’s hippity hoppity your privacy is now my property

    • @arielguetta1178
      @arielguetta1178 4 роки тому +2

      I’m the 500th like just saying

    • @Hassan-yz6yr
      @Hassan-yz6yr 4 роки тому +1

      Ownage pranks?

    • @xvrethren5085
      @xvrethren5085 4 роки тому

      I am the 1000k like

    • @jay-vh4rq
      @jay-vh4rq 4 роки тому

      Leche.16 i was about to be the 1000 follower

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- 4 роки тому +11462

    SO THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS GET TOILET PAPER ADS
    I say "Shit" all the time.

    • @nsjskddjxbdbjd4895
      @nsjskddjxbdbjd4895 4 роки тому +254

      LMAOOOOO

    • @AnaDiaz-wz4cf
      @AnaDiaz-wz4cf 4 роки тому +197

      @@nsjskddjxbdbjd4895the "spying" on us really sucks and all but this video has the best dang comments I've seen in ages!!!🤣😂

    • @beefboss7131
      @beefboss7131 4 роки тому +46

      I died reading this I don’t know why

    • @a.man38
      @a.man38 4 роки тому +14

      @@beefboss7131 cos it's boomer humour

    • @everfrostzilong4280
      @everfrostzilong4280 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @fogk7613
    @fogk7613 28 днів тому +37

    I absolutely love how google pushes this video on its algorithm to 23 million people as of today.

  • @SIQmai
    @SIQmai 5 місяців тому +1081

    Funny that just 5 years ago we were still wondering if our devices were listening to us while today it's just an accepted fact and we can't do shit about it. And it's actually even worse: face recognition, cameras everywhere, adds popping up while you are just even *thinking* about stuff, location tracking, deep fakes... we are living in the dystopia and I hate it.

    • @lolad9610
      @lolad9610 5 місяців тому

      Read « the circle » from Dave Eggers, terrifying dystopia and we’re absolutely into the same situation

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe 5 місяців тому +6

      Cope.

    • @RandomGoober_
      @RandomGoober_ 5 місяців тому +55

      We aren't living in a dystopia. If you just put your phone down for a minute and go outside, you'll realize that you're an ungrateful loser.

    • @mcnello420
      @mcnello420 5 місяців тому

      Show me on the doll where the Google analytics touched you.

    • @SIQmai
      @SIQmai 5 місяців тому +135

      @@RandomGoober_ sure Jan... just because you out your phone down doesn't stop all of that from happening.

  • @risingpx2137
    @risingpx2137 4 роки тому +8200

    So you're saying.. someone whispers ' hot women near you' into my microphone twice a day?

    • @caudillo8741
      @caudillo8741 4 роки тому +672

      No you watch too much porn

    • @andersjensen7711
      @andersjensen7711 4 роки тому +50

      CAUDILLO yup

    • @Ben-xy8wg
      @Ben-xy8wg 4 роки тому +76

      CAUDILLO BIG WOOSH

    • @gotaxonny991
      @gotaxonny991 4 роки тому +14

      RISING PX OMG SAMEE

    • @Felixgabriels
      @Felixgabriels 4 роки тому +38

      It’s not always worked that way, i mean like ofcourse Advertisement is everywhere. But it might be just totally random and stupid ads. I guess..?

  • @linusroren3148
    @linusroren3148 4 роки тому +2656

    Me: i hate my life
    Google: locating nearest bridge

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes 4 роки тому +4

      Linus Roren XD

    • @opex5004
      @opex5004 4 роки тому +2

      Ha

    • @dogegamezboistudio7633
      @dogegamezboistudio7633 4 роки тому +3

      Linus Roren let me make that *BETTER*
      Me: GOD LIFE IS ANNOYING CAUSE OF FRIKIN SCHOOL
      Google: Would you like to order a gun and lighter?

    • @yhisisknot
      @yhisisknot 4 роки тому +13

      @@dogegamezboistudio7633 lol "better"

    • @epicmines33
      @epicmines33 4 роки тому

      dont even need to say it out loud in my case, just type in "how to " on my seach bar on my browser and its first recommended result

  • @massive_headwound_harry
    @massive_headwound_harry 5 місяців тому +134

    I noticed this a few years ago. Even when phone screen was off and in my pocket I would start seeing very specific ads related to conversations I'd had.
    Later, while on a family trip, my kids and I started talking about random stuff just to see if it would influence the ads on my phone. Sure enough I started getting ads related to every single thing we mentioned (funeral services, leatherworking tools, cruises, real estate investing, lawyers, tennis rackets, korean restaurants,...etc)

    • @TopTozz
      @TopTozz 2 місяці тому +2

      Yep same here, whenever im out with my friends or family with my phone in my pocket, when i come home and use my phone i get adds about topics i talked that day, thats very disturbing

    • @TopTozz
      @TopTozz 2 місяці тому +3

      Also i live in an app with two different naighbors beneat me, i get adds for dogs and cats food, women shoes, lotions and all that shit which most likely they use or search for on the internet, we have different ISP and still...

    • @massive_headwound_harry
      @massive_headwound_harry 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TopTozz I don't doubt it bit.

  • @muzammalbaig
    @muzammalbaig 5 місяців тому +32

    I was just thinking that google listens to me and YOUR VIDEO APPEARED!!! Its insane. I didn't even talk about it!!!!!

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Місяць тому +3

      Yes, it's called confirmation bias. It's a coincidence. Happens to people all the time. It's very hard to convince people that it's just a coincidence, but it is.

    • @Coco-im5ln
      @Coco-im5ln 26 днів тому

      Nah, it's the covid injections. It allows technology to read your mind😂😂😂

    • @hayhayaam
      @hayhayaam 21 день тому +1

      ok i dont think google is reading ur thoughts sir

  • @stef2k578
    @stef2k578 4 роки тому +2833

    **singing a song that i dont know the name of**
    Google: HeRe iT iS

  • @phanomsinh
    @phanomsinh 4 роки тому +12023

    Lucky me I am not native English speaker
    Next day...
    English Speaking Course Online

    • @SaintUmbasa90s
      @SaintUmbasa90s 4 роки тому +10

      Xceed Xeed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cyrias1919
      @cyrias1919 4 роки тому +5

      Ahhahahahaha

    • @dainer__1235
      @dainer__1235 4 роки тому +142

      **duolingo ad stars playing**

    • @Przemo1223
      @Przemo1223 4 роки тому +1

      @@cyrias1919 dudaduda

    • @feuwn00256
      @feuwn00256 4 роки тому +2

      Well I can tell it also works with French and Italian...

  • @valerieleidal
    @valerieleidal 5 місяців тому +26

    I was talking to my hubby one day and said “I think I will make some borscht this week so you will need to go to the store for me!” Immediately recipes for borscht came up on my google, I don’t need a recipe, I’ve been making it for years! It listens to everything!

    • @kirbot
      @kirbot Місяць тому +1

      Beware of confirmation bias. If you think something might happen, you’re more prone to noticing if it does happen.

    • @londiswamkhize1064
      @londiswamkhize1064 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@kirbot still happens

  • @briantaulbee6452
    @briantaulbee6452 5 місяців тому +724

    Not only does Google listen, there have been several instances where Google seemingly read my thoughts. UA-cam certainly has. I was outside one day working on my car or something and got a song in my head and wanted to hear it. So I came in the house and got my phone out, turned on my Bluetooth speaker and then I opened UA-cam to as search for the song. Typed only ONE letter on the search bar and the very song I wanted was the first thing that came up. I never once said or even sang out loud the particular song.

    • @Pr3FiR3D_
      @Pr3FiR3D_ 5 місяців тому

      prolly cuz of the algorithm dumbass

    • @stargazer523
      @stargazer523 5 місяців тому +78

      Bro wtf, I have gone through almost same situations. One time I was listening to songs before sleeping, I thought "after this I'll listen to *song name* and go to sleep. When the song ended and I picked up my phone to search for the other song, I literally saw that very song in the recommendation. I was very surprised, and this thing has happened atleast 3-4 times with me

    • @user-qb3gm4pu2m
      @user-qb3gm4pu2m 5 місяців тому +135

      I mean, logically they can't read thoughts, but they have absolutely figured out how the patterns we make every day lead us to some things. I don't know how to explain it, but I think that's the only thing that is logical enough. Algorithms, AI, technology that knows literally how you and your mind work better than you
      And, we are doomed. Like, even knowing this I won't leave the Internet. Would you?

    • @robtheservantof6257
      @robtheservantof6257 5 місяців тому +3

      100%

    • @Lord_Hector_of_Ostia
      @Lord_Hector_of_Ostia 5 місяців тому +4

      Looks crazy but the same for me

  • @jasonshox6861
    @jasonshox6861 4 роки тому +4156

    I'm deaf, Google can't hear me
    Next day
    Google: Online Hand sign language course

    • @vukjovanovic5996
      @vukjovanovic5996 4 роки тому +57

      Mute*

    • @laffytheleafeon9859
      @laffytheleafeon9859 4 роки тому +2

      Inmate?

    • @sportsvideos339
      @sportsvideos339 4 роки тому +7

      Marina P I’m hard of hearing and calling us mute is one of the most disrespectful things you could do.

    • @understandable5779
      @understandable5779 4 роки тому +28

      If Your Deaf, Then How Can You Write This!?

    • @sportsvideos339
      @sportsvideos339 4 роки тому +1

      Oof, we have sign language and can learn letters, it may take a little longer, but still we can learn letters

  • @sungodraw1020
    @sungodraw1020 4 роки тому +3044

    Guy: Man, I hate my dog!
    Google: *Ad for chocolate”

    • @AsthaSinhaYT
      @AsthaSinhaYT 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @sleepyduxx9555
      @sleepyduxx9555 4 роки тому +36

      wait hating dogs is illegal

    • @AsthaSinhaYT
      @AsthaSinhaYT 4 роки тому +4

      @@sleepyduxx9555 did you understand this joke?

    • @discordvenusiano7148
      @discordvenusiano7148 4 роки тому +4

      @@AsthaSinhaYT Cleitão didn't understand, help me :(

    • @Okymkk
      @Okymkk 4 роки тому +16

      @@discordvenusiano7148 dogs die if they eat chocolate

  • @cadoo5591
    @cadoo5591 5 місяців тому +26

    I immediately went in and disabled my microphone - your video is 5 years old but I've seen enough crazy things come up that I believe it's still happening!

  • @azizhafsi5986
    @azizhafsi5986 5 місяців тому +14

    2 days ago my girlfriend told me that her dream is to become a flight attendant
    I immediately opened UA-cam after that and the first ad i found saying "became part of Qatar airways apply now"

  • @fr-lk8qz
    @fr-lk8qz 4 роки тому +5140

    Me: sees this video
    Me after: *looks at google*
    Google: dont even think about it

  • @jeremymerejeremy
    @jeremymerejeremy 4 роки тому +5827

    "God, i can't take school anymore."
    Google: *Guns Advertisement*

    • @roninyasuo4301
      @roninyasuo4301 4 роки тому +70

      Oh *shit* that took a turn mad quick.😂😂😂

    • @sammysmartwizch3184
      @sammysmartwizch3184 4 роки тому +20

      @@roninyasuo4301 Im pro gun rights but that was hella funny

    • @zoehill7879
      @zoehill7879 4 роки тому +10

      *run better run,out run my gun*

    • @lamp1050
      @lamp1050 4 роки тому

      *696 likes*

    • @aaaaaaaaa9394
      @aaaaaaaaa9394 4 роки тому +3

      Blasts pumped up kicks

  • @doc-holliday-
    @doc-holliday- 4 місяці тому +11

    I love that your video for me was right above another video that is literally something i was talking about earlier today.

  • @_burningshadow_8010
    @_burningshadow_8010 22 дні тому +6

    5:15 he didn't even notice
    2 ads immediately lol.

  • @preston2evil
    @preston2evil 4 роки тому +1780

    person: what’s a good drink
    google: *bleach ads*

  • @MrWeddingPhotography
    @MrWeddingPhotography 5 місяців тому +10

    He missed the first dog toy ad when he reopened Fark

  • @astro-pb1cs
    @astro-pb1cs 4 місяці тому +10

    I've always been doubtful about this. And finally a video about it popped up on my feed.

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo 4 роки тому +40861

    Me: I wonder if google is listening to me..
    UA-cam: *recommends this video*

    • @iaeroxgt1944
      @iaeroxgt1944 4 роки тому +156

      xD

    • @mind.mangle
      @mind.mangle 4 роки тому +153

      Ethan Wayhoo underrated comment😂

    • @lobo_9344
      @lobo_9344 4 роки тому +32

      Lol

    • @tylerbrady6520
      @tylerbrady6520 4 роки тому +157

      That literally just happend to me. Well I didnt say it but I send a message to my friend saying that I think I'm being listened to. Reason being earlier today me and my dad were talking about Steve Carell on the office and why he left . Which lead to me getting I a video on my home page of UA-cam about it. Shortly after I sent the message this video was recommended. Rather eerie if you ask me.

    • @rebekkaceciliewernersrense3343
      @rebekkaceciliewernersrense3343 4 роки тому +41

      It actually happened to me. I was talking about this yesterday with my dad

  • @StrixRange
    @StrixRange 4 роки тому +12843

    UA-cam : lets recommend this video
    Google : wAiT wHaT n0

  • @chickenlittle5894
    @chickenlittle5894 Місяць тому +8

    0:45 Actually one of the big reasons that happens a lot is because google, along with other big sites and apps, will use your location by tracking when you and other users are nearby.
    Lets say one of your friends really wants a new pair of shoes. They come up to you and starts talking to you about them, and earlier that day they were searching them up on the internet looking at them. When you open up your phone after the conversation, you somehow also end up seeing ads for the same shoes they were talking about, even though you’ve never even seen them or searched them in your life. Many people who worked for big social media companies or websites says this happens because the app recognizes when your around another user frequently using you and the other users location, then which the app assumes yall two are friends or at least acquaintances. So the app will give you related ads that are like the other user you are around a lot.
    This might not be true for all apps, but it’s scary to know how far some apps will go just to sell you some information.

  • @tygical
    @tygical 20 днів тому +3

    "that's just the asian people again" YO LMFAO

  • @maximax1928
    @maximax1928 4 роки тому +13853

    Google: *buys youtube*
    UA-cam: *recommend this*
    Google: Am i joke to you?

    • @pepegich6194
      @pepegich6194 4 роки тому +59

      Лол

    • @comradekirilov3483
      @comradekirilov3483 4 роки тому +411

      Abdulaziz Aljaser nah sorry you're the dumbass, UA-cam was an independent silicone valley startup that was purchased by Google. How about you don't be a dick for no reason, ey?

    • @Eye-vp5de
      @Eye-vp5de 4 роки тому +14

      @@pepegich6194 ъуъ съука

    • @hladetinofobia1453
      @hladetinofobia1453 4 роки тому +8

      More like respect your mother

    • @samirrahman1618
      @samirrahman1618 4 роки тому +18

      @Abdulaziz Aljaser idiot google buys yt kid

  • @dragonsmoke16418
    @dragonsmoke16418 4 роки тому +6201

    You: (sneezes)
    Google: bless you
    You: oh naw

    • @endlesslysuffering2635
      @endlesslysuffering2635 4 роки тому +27

      anthony johnson you weren’t suppose to say that

    • @watachinao5045
      @watachinao5045 4 роки тому +37

      Oh lord that would scare the shit of my bones

    • @ddm_gamer
      @ddm_gamer 4 роки тому +5

      @@watachinao5045
      That would be kinda cool though

    • @oggeenock
      @oggeenock 4 роки тому +14

      anthony johnson Google: *Kleenex ad*

    • @hanaa.3650
      @hanaa.3650 4 роки тому +12

      “Wait a minuuute”

  • @nachete_05_
    @nachete_05_ 5 місяців тому +5

    What's more mind-blowing is that Google, UA-cam and other platforms are literally showing me things that I have just THOUGHT about. Never spoken, just thought about.

    • @burnswhenpees
      @burnswhenpees 27 днів тому

      Happens to me too. Far more often, than I care to admit.

  • @Gamda24
    @Gamda24 Місяць тому +16

    I don’t have breast cancer 💀💀💀

  • @shrimp9357
    @shrimp9357 5 років тому +3152

    “well everybody it’s time to throw away your microphones”
    *now he’ll start getting microphone ads*

    • @demokeyan9601
      @demokeyan9601 5 років тому +24

      what if you have a mic built into your pc

    • @JeromeFr
      @JeromeFr 5 років тому +34

      Master PERFECT99 burn your pc lol

    • @Lilpizza27
      @Lilpizza27 5 років тому +1

      NutHope oh yeah yeah

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 5 років тому +9

      K then you should throw away your smart phone because it listens to you 24/7

    • @zetta2279
      @zetta2279 5 років тому +4

      Master PERFECT99 render the microphone useless by either
      a) Opening your computer and severing the wire or removing the PCB with the microphone
      or
      b)poking a knife into the microphone hole until it no longer works

  • @Plarkrld
    @Plarkrld 4 роки тому +2680

    Your mic: *exists*
    Google: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @puff5878
    @puff5878 Місяць тому +4

    5:18 the fact that the ad was already there 😂

  • @TheRodentSama
    @TheRodentSama 5 місяців тому +8

    Definitely does.
    A friend and I were talking about me needing a new mouse for my laptop.
    I immediately got adverts for cheap mouseses on Facebook, Twitter, my browser opening screen, and UA-cam.
    Same thing happens when I once had a long nerdy conversation about lightsabres to a friend and if they'd be physically possible to make... boom, adverts for those handmade lightsabre toys all over my feed..

  • @garvett6660
    @garvett6660 4 роки тому +3118

    Me: Starts saying that Fortnite is actually amazing
    Google: *Mental Hospital Advertisement*

    • @seanrai9766
      @seanrai9766 4 роки тому +3

      Lolololololololololololol

    • @markysharkboy0261
      @markysharkboy0261 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @randomicatto
      @randomicatto 4 роки тому +18

      Google:"Locating the nearest Mental Hospital"

    • @Ranzyy_
      @Ranzyy_ 4 роки тому +5

      Edit: I am furious balance has been disrupted whoever did this will pay for there actions

    • @sauceontoes3457
      @sauceontoes3457 4 роки тому +1

      Roasted

  • @jud4h
    @jud4h 4 роки тому +16699

    a

  • @waldenso
    @waldenso 2 дні тому +1

    My friends and I were talking about whether Google was listening to us and I saw this video.

  • @Raj_Eats
    @Raj_Eats 14 днів тому +3

    "I'm depressed"
    - BetterHelp ad

  • @georgijelqzkov8404
    @georgijelqzkov8404 4 роки тому +1538

    Me: It's good that I don't have а microphone
    Google: Get a new microphone at a 70% discount

    • @eric39836
      @eric39836 4 роки тому

      Hahhahaahaahah

    • @memeshackclap
      @memeshackclap 4 роки тому +15

      what how will google hear u if u dont have a microphone? 🤔🤔

    • @emilypendergast5089
      @emilypendergast5089 4 роки тому +33

      @@memeshackclap whooosh

    • @memeshackclap
      @memeshackclap 4 роки тому +3

      Emily P im not stupid now its a joke. Btw mine was a joke too r/ wooosh b*tch

    • @tye3648
      @tye3648 4 роки тому +20

      Ninja wasn’t a very well structured joke. If you can even call it one

  • @xBrainy
    @xBrainy 4 роки тому +10157

    me: *breathes into mic softly*
    google: $2 oxygen in your area

  • @hj7372
    @hj7372 27 днів тому +3

    Me singing anything near my computer
    Google ad : How to improve your singing.

  • @cde....
    @cde.... 20 днів тому +3

    I talked about google doing this to me and then youtube recommended this video

  • @samuelemarcolongo8877
    @samuelemarcolongo8877 4 роки тому +7119

    Google:"we can't violate user privacy, it's unfair"
    Also Google:" *but maybe* "

  • @tomatoesareshit
    @tomatoesareshit 4 роки тому +4559

    Person: ughh I hate my life
    Google: would you like to buy ropes?

  • @0queen0
    @0queen0 15 днів тому +1

    No they’re not listening to my voice anymore,
    They’re listening to my thoughts…not even kidding

  • @hatohatomo
    @hatohatomo 5 місяців тому +7

    This takes me back a few years to around 2016 when a shaver salesperson was promoting their product during my lunch at the restaurant. What's shockingly funny is that my phone was listening, and suddenly, my ads were filled with shaving products 😂😂😂

    • @Aaron-kj8dv
      @Aaron-kj8dv 5 місяців тому

      One time I was listening to the radio in another city and it was like a trash talking championship and one of the guys was quoting Good Will Hunting to insult someone and when I went home that exact scene was recommended to me on UA-cam. That's how I knew 100% for sure they were listening.

  • @antonycrifasi2899
    @antonycrifasi2899 4 роки тому +69445

    Some random kid: God i hate being bullied at school.
    Google: Do you want to buy an AK47

    • @cathal_account9815
      @cathal_account9815 4 роки тому +1682

      I'm your 69th like but that's not why I liked this is just hilarious😂

    • @vize1710
      @vize1710 4 роки тому +434

      Ar 15*

    • @ben-zk8xy
      @ben-zk8xy 4 роки тому +506

      Oh that’s *_dark_*

    • @joemeyerowitz3250
      @joemeyerowitz3250 4 роки тому +125

      What about lmg LOL

    • @sickboy8914
      @sickboy8914 4 роки тому +277

      *ad for pumped up kicks pops up*

  • @blackspider_hd8512
    @blackspider_hd8512 4 роки тому +2299

    Me:I'm having a heart attack
    Google:should I call 911

  • @daniellaqueirozpereira7062
    @daniellaqueirozpereira7062 9 днів тому +1

    I used to think they were coincidences, until one day I was at a party and we talked about a whale that was said to be over 200 years old. We wondered how whale lifespans are counted, and joked that perhaps a person would keep track and, nearing the end of their life, pass on the whale's age to their child to continue the count. Then, jokingly, I said maybe there would be a tracker where you could follow the whale, and future generations would keep track of it. When I opened Instagram, the first ad was for a bracelet that you could buy to track a whale. I was completely shocked. It's not a common ad to see, I had never seen one like it before. From then on, I am absolutely sure they listen to everything.

  • @DefenderOfJustice707
    @DefenderOfJustice707 4 місяці тому

    Literally yesterday a friend was telling me about this exact video and today I get it recommended.

  • @excitableosprey2513
    @excitableosprey2513 4 роки тому +1827

    There's literally a dog toy ad on fark after he says that all

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 роки тому

      And?

    • @definitelynotaziz5213
      @definitelynotaziz5213 4 роки тому +68

      @@db5094 nigga poop sock

    • @thejabreehub1653
      @thejabreehub1653 4 роки тому +1

      No. That's a seresto ad. Seresto seresto seresto

    • @mp4f
      @mp4f 4 роки тому +47

      Excitableosprey omg that was so annoying when he didn’t realize it was there

    • @ShatteredWills
      @ShatteredWills 4 роки тому +5

      D B its means there listening

  • @TwoLonelyPenguins
    @TwoLonelyPenguins 4 роки тому +1344

    *Me a day before i got this reccomendation:* is google always listening?
    *Reccomendations:*

    • @abdullahahmed8365
      @abdullahahmed8365 4 роки тому +1

      10, 000 Subscribers with no videos
      H

    • @mariekekito3998
      @mariekekito3998 4 роки тому +7

      Same. I Said something to my mom this is true. It was a few days ago and havent been using UA-cam in the time in between that moment and Now. And i got this video

    • @lilcatris8076
      @lilcatris8076 4 роки тому

      H

    • @FBI-xs3up
      @FBI-xs3up 4 роки тому

      Beggar

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @TheSlider
    @TheSlider 5 місяців тому

    You have the same desktop that I have on my old iMac! Anyway, interestingly still as relevant as ever.

  • @E1Streamz
    @E1Streamz 2 місяці тому +3

    8:20 Eyebrow went up, brain said "Think about it" Maturity won, flawless victory ... Well done sir 😆

  • @surprisedpikachuface9804
    @surprisedpikachuface9804 4 роки тому +2870

    *says the most random thing that doesn't even exist*
    Google: shows an ad for it
    Me: wtf

  • @realpinez
    @realpinez 4 роки тому +5070

    Me: is my information secure?
    Google: *YES'NT*

  • @DisciplinedPushUps
    @DisciplinedPushUps 5 місяців тому +3

    Every one who's here 5 years later...

  • @darhopkins5433
    @darhopkins5433 23 години тому

    Opens Fark. Dog welcomes him each visit.

  • @Lethai.
    @Lethai. 4 роки тому +684

    Me:I know she loves me
    Google: “Error 404”

  • @MadeOfMirror
    @MadeOfMirror 4 роки тому +3519

    Me: Ad blocker
    Google: Wait that's illegal.

  • @ThePackDad
    @ThePackDad 5 місяців тому +1

    Of course they listen at least some. The most surprising thing is that so many people research, and communicate about related common, often current topics. Then something pops up even when no topical discussion occurs simply because of recent online behavior of our own or in nearby communities that causes ads to generate more.

  • @shwetatiwaripbh
    @shwetatiwaripbh 5 місяців тому +2

    Guess what... I was talking about this issue with my friends and this came in my recommendations, so here we are. 😅😅😅

  • @ghebycloch8459
    @ghebycloch8459 4 роки тому +4596

    Privacy *exist*
    Goggle: hippity hoppity thats now my propriety

    • @adondis6761
      @adondis6761 4 роки тому +65

      I'll do you a better one:
      *clears throat*
      Privacy: *exist*
      Google: Hippity Hoppity your privacy is now my propriety

    • @fr4shta
      @fr4shta 4 роки тому +7

      @@adondis6761 thanks dude

    • @MrJoudeh21
      @MrJoudeh21 4 роки тому +11

      Ownage pranks : am i a joke to you ?

    • @demonz6668
      @demonz6668 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrJoudeh21 😂😂😂😂

    • @KazmiiRL
      @KazmiiRL 4 роки тому

      Like begger

  • @wakeupdreams
    @wakeupdreams 4 роки тому +1598

    Me: I really don’t want a virus...
    Google: DOWNLOAD VIRUS TODAY

  • @Omen_Player_
    @Omen_Player_ 18 днів тому +1

    I literally said "google is always listening" 5 minutes ago and then this video appeared💀

  • @robertootero8471
    @robertootero8471 5 місяців тому +3

    Google listen to me talking about google listen to us and it recommended me this video

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 4 роки тому +2146

    Ad blocker: **exists**
    Google: *wait thats illegal*

    • @redacted4125
      @redacted4125 4 роки тому +17

      Nobody:
      Literally Nobody:
      Me: These kinds of comments are overrated

    • @WOLFM0THER
      @WOLFM0THER 4 роки тому +1

      Unknown Being
      You: Pp big for me

    • @emilioaldrete480
      @emilioaldrete480 4 роки тому

      Magyar GabeN I was your 1,000th like 😌

    • @FestusOmega
      @FestusOmega 4 роки тому +3

      Sure, but the Ad blocker doesn't keep them from listening. And I care about that a lot more than them showing me ads, targeted or not.

    • @Extrnall.
      @Extrnall. 4 роки тому

      Nice

  • @ThisFace
    @ThisFace 5 років тому +12800

    Girlfriend
    I say girlfriend

    • @thinksie
      @thinksie 4 роки тому +114

      Said :)

    • @thinksie
      @thinksie 4 роки тому +38

      Nvm

    • @Phaseofftime
      @Phaseofftime 4 роки тому +197

      This must be the most underrated comment ever

    • @thinksie
      @thinksie 4 роки тому +2

      @@Phaseofftime lol

    • @roann5138
      @roann5138 4 роки тому +1

      Btfol

  • @donkaley9625
    @donkaley9625 Місяць тому +1

    Nice. This stream was 1 day before my birthday

  • @aryansrivastava4887
    @aryansrivastava4887 16 днів тому

    It's crazy that i was just thinking about this subject and i get recommended this video 😮

  • @ericroy1880
    @ericroy1880 4 роки тому +2497

    Friend: “I bet you can’t do 50 push ups”
    Me: “hold my beer”
    Google: “beer holder 3000”

  • @noluvhaydon834
    @noluvhaydon834 4 роки тому +1490

    Me: I’m depressed
    Google: suicide prevention hotline
    Bing: Locations near you that sell ropes!

    • @Sophie-ps4ve
      @Sophie-ps4ve 4 роки тому +60

      Bing is there for you

    • @jordged7034
      @jordged7034 4 роки тому +37

      Bing: Why are you booing me? I'm right!

    • @licyartymer5422
      @licyartymer5422 4 роки тому +29

      Bing just trying to help

    • @saveitforthecourt4673
      @saveitforthecourt4673 4 роки тому +6

      i was wondering what would happen if i vented my suicidal ideation loudly next to my mic during the video. guess i have the answer.

    • @encouragingz3693
      @encouragingz3693 4 роки тому +3

      The final fight: Google vs bing

  • @tedebayer1
    @tedebayer1 5 місяців тому +1

    this happens to us all the time, more recently ads or stories come up mere minutes after a simple statement about something... you don't even have to search for that specific thing anymore

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike 5 місяців тому +2

    Me and my coworker talking. " you know i think i'll get myself some pizza for lunch today." .... 5 min later pizza promo pop up on my phone. "yeah right"

  • @bruensal7182
    @bruensal7182 4 роки тому +2549

    Me: Dog Toys
    Google: Ah man I just wanted to say the same thing

  • @gingercheesecake7357
    @gingercheesecake7357 4 роки тому +1444

    I'm really thirsty. I'm gonna drink some coke.
    Google: Drug ads

  • @thedoneak
    @thedoneak 3 місяці тому +2

    One time I was telling my sister if Real scale models of Titans from attack on titan could be built in Minecraft, then I turn on my tv, go to UA-cam and boom, there’s a “Titans in Minecraft Size comparison” video.. Still confused from that, I’m scared of my tv now

  • @experz2077
    @experz2077 4 роки тому +7829

    Bro I was talking about how google listens to us today and this video gets recommended to me

  • @echofreshgaming9102
    @echofreshgaming9102 4 роки тому +3226

    Me:God I hate superman
    Google:kryptonite for sale!!

  • @elferson
    @elferson 5 місяців тому +2

    one thing i noticed was and my friend started talking about someone and as soon as i go to my home page the first thing that comes up is "suggested friend: (person he was talking about)" that really sealed the deal for me.

  • @Pabliski577
    @Pabliski577 Місяць тому +1

    2018: Could it be possible that google is listening?
    2024: I influenced my bf's algorithm to show him travel recommendations

  • @andrewglinski4722
    @andrewglinski4722 5 років тому +3544

    Always check Google ads in the morning to find out what you were talking about in your sleep.

  • @user-pp2vy3he1f
    @user-pp2vy3he1f 6 років тому +4658

    That's why all these porn ads are showing up at my friends house.

    • @Iron_Thunderstorm
      @Iron_Thunderstorm 6 років тому +296

      "Horny Singles Near You"
      Girlfriend: "That's so weird, I never get those"

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 років тому +4

      Yup

    • @user-pp2vy3he1f
      @user-pp2vy3he1f 6 років тому +22

      You know what that means 😏

    • @ugu_
      @ugu_ 6 років тому +3

      jeffy spaghetti HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

    • @joejoe77547
      @joejoe77547 6 років тому +7

      Para 666 likes

  • @Polizei_animationYTB
    @Polizei_animationYTB Місяць тому +1

    Well well well, Google.. my mic don’t work.
    Google ads: oh I didn’t know
    That’s what I were saying...
    WAIT WHAT

  • @makogp747
    @makogp747 4 місяці тому +1

    I figured this a long time ago when I came home from outside, jokingly exclaimed "godDAMN I need a massage" even though I wasnt planning to get one, open youtube, and there it is an ad on massaging.

  • @elijay8373
    @elijay8373 4 роки тому +1640

    Good job YT recommending this video to everyone one year later.
    Google probably won't be happy about it.

    • @TheRealFABW
      @TheRealFABW 4 роки тому +5

      Eli E google owns YT... or I just get r/wooshed?

    • @marco02
      @marco02 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheRealFABW yes you did

    • @gonetorest5696
      @gonetorest5696 4 роки тому +2

      *Google will remember that*

    • @lazw9274
      @lazw9274 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @blackhood2488
      @blackhood2488 4 роки тому

      that is missed up