Man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT

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  • @Therockstarkid
    @Therockstarkid 4 роки тому +19015

    "Officer Gilmore is clearly not impressed."
    I think he was impressed.

    • @amosw766
      @amosw766 4 роки тому +52

      Can see a true blue when he spots it

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +128

      Even the device was impressed. Damien was impressed

    • @thishollowhill
      @thishollowhill 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 роки тому +21

      The meter even was spazzing out

    • @TheWopper78
      @TheWopper78 4 роки тому +2

      Heheheheheeheheh me too.

  • @Vezmus1337
    @Vezmus1337 4 роки тому +19805

    Officer: "Any drugs or alcohol tonight?"
    Driver: "No thanks, I'm all set."

    • @1life744
      @1life744 4 роки тому +36

      Ha ha ha!

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 роки тому +137

      😂 yea imagine if he even made a citizen's arrest and arrested the officers for being dirty cops offering him drugs 😂

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 4 роки тому +3

      Very nice

    • @robertdredden5474
      @robertdredden5474 4 роки тому +7

      Guy comes back: Officer on second thought Id like to start a tab on some Crispy Kremes

    • @mysticfalcon8844
      @mysticfalcon8844 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @trucid2
    @trucid2 3 роки тому +37028

    The breathalyzer was set to measure the blood levels in his alcohol system.

  • @ThePianistONE
    @ThePianistONE 4 місяці тому +5111

    Really smart way to hide you are absolutely coked out of your mind. Just pretend that you are drunk while you are high... what a G.

    • @UkraineJames2000
      @UkraineJames2000 2 місяці тому

      This shit aint nothing to him, man.

    • @RYDERLOCO889
      @RYDERLOCO889 2 місяці тому +164

      Most precise comment

    • @Kretion666
      @Kretion666 2 місяці тому +13

      IKR hahha legend!!!

    • @daddee-zh2oy
      @daddee-zh2oy 2 місяці тому +278

      Yeh, my man's was geeked out of his mind on something. You see those eyes? Is meth a thing in Australia?

    • @xAlcoholicGamer
      @xAlcoholicGamer 2 місяці тому

      @@daddee-zh2oy it is everywhere man, doesn't need to be smuggled in. It's most likely pills here though, probably opiates mixed with something else

  • @HildegardActual
    @HildegardActual 4 роки тому +8197

    "It won't intoxicate me", this man has reached peak alcohol tolerance.

    • @judekeeley5542
      @judekeeley5542 4 роки тому +446

      His liver is 100% efficient

    • @androcarot9288
      @androcarot9288 4 роки тому +78

      he never drank a sip from that xD 😆

    • @Der.Preusse
      @Der.Preusse 4 роки тому +102

      ​@@androcarot9288 It was just Cola and no Bourbon, lol

    • @itisannona
      @itisannona 4 роки тому +38

      Russian genes. My dad is the same and so am I. I have drank half a bottle of tequila and not felt a thing.

    • @charlieinthe_box
      @charlieinthe_box 4 роки тому +6

      @@Der.Preusse like the guy in To Kill a Mockingbird.

  • @JamesDixonification
    @JamesDixonification 4 роки тому +21726

    “Hope he learned a lesson”
    Learnt he’s immune to breathalysers and is able to drink drive.

    • @ohfairbanks844
      @ohfairbanks844 4 роки тому +187

      paid 300$ tho

    • @deltaneutral2783
      @deltaneutral2783 4 роки тому +621

      @@ohfairbanks844 Ah it's in AUD though, so it's like 10USD.

    • @Alexis-kl5hx
      @Alexis-kl5hx 4 роки тому +424

      @@deltaneutral2783 lol 300 aud is 230.62 us dollars

    • @sanderrehepapp5219
      @sanderrehepapp5219 4 роки тому +361

      All he learned is don't tell the cops you have liqour inside your paper bag, or you'll get fined

    • @twistieman1078
      @twistieman1078 4 роки тому +31

      @@Bluedream144 calm down mate its a joke

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid 4 роки тому +54800

    The day Wallace discovered he had a super power.

  • @lizardinthelites
    @lizardinthelites 2 місяці тому +1401

    I love these types of shows. The ones that could take 3 minutes to play out, but they find a way to cram 6 commercial breaks, replay the same segments over and over, and reiterate exactly what we just heard and saw the people on camera do.

    • @connorl9546
      @connorl9546 Місяць тому +9

      It's the Mitchell and Webb gift shop sketch

    • @en_vy
      @en_vy Місяць тому +40

      They do this cuz ppl can tune in at anytime and they want to know what’s going on, which of course is irritating for regular viewers

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator Місяць тому

      ​@@connorl9546 I'm looking for a gift for my aunt

    • @JamesHerman-u3y
      @JamesHerman-u3y Місяць тому +1

      Adblock plus, ublock origin, UA-cam enhanced for PC
      Android UA-cam revanced
      Apple is slightly more technical without jailbreaking, but possible
      The PC and android options remove ads and even creator sponsors

    • @smearfo5612
      @smearfo5612 Місяць тому +9

      @@JamesHerman-u3y Doesn't change the pacing of the show itself.

  • @mosatsoni4324
    @mosatsoni4324 4 роки тому +17742

    He was so high, he forgot to drink.

  • @iannmiller
    @iannmiller 3 роки тому +23263

    Policeman: “Why would you drink and drive?”
    Wallace: “because I’m going to Sydney.”

    • @Habeel13
      @Habeel13 3 роки тому +605

      That's says it all

    • @bociphous8094
      @bociphous8094 3 роки тому +55

      Why is everyone such a smart ass

    • @JabitHighlystrung
      @JabitHighlystrung 3 роки тому +369

      Checks out if you ask me. Sydney is fucked you'd want to be under the influence of something to deal with that place.

    • @elkdzn513
      @elkdzn513 3 роки тому +27

      Yes, thank you for writing something that they said on the video, very original.

    • @chickenfisher9670
      @chickenfisher9670 3 роки тому +92

      @@elkdzn513 Thanks for being a douche, very original.

  • @gutzu265
    @gutzu265 4 роки тому +16156

    "it's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know?"
    *Stares in 0.000*

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 4 роки тому +339

      He wasnt wrong lol

    • @techn9cian09
      @techn9cian09 4 роки тому +14

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @nonya7954
      @nonya7954 4 роки тому +150

      Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?

    • @davidduvick6453
      @davidduvick6453 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @flopsinator5817
      @flopsinator5817 4 роки тому +37

      @@nonya7954 Well then you'd get the temptation to drink another one. Besides it's pretty stupid to drink anything whilst driving anyway.

  • @PCproffesorx
    @PCproffesorx 2 місяці тому +111

    He was so zooted he doesn't even know where that half a bottle came from, he just assumed he must have drank it.

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 14 днів тому +5

      Yes exactly that open bottle could be from 3 days ago untouched since then ahahaha

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite 4 роки тому +17455

    _"It's not going to intoxicate me"_ - I mean, he's not wrong. Apparently.

  • @siinxkj
    @siinxkj 3 роки тому +34499

    this is literally the most sober drunk man ever.

    • @Billy-wg9pz
      @Billy-wg9pz 3 роки тому +582

      He's on meth lol he's not sober 😂

    • @siinxkj
      @siinxkj 3 роки тому +652

      @@Billy-wg9pz then that is the lowest high I've ever seen

    • @johnclayton4946
      @johnclayton4946 3 роки тому +401

      @@Billy-wg9pz Or maybe simply nervous! There is cameras around him or it could be fake!

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 3 роки тому +96

      He wasn't drunk or anything. He's a boss.

    • @josephzamora2267
      @josephzamora2267 3 роки тому +41

      @@johnclayton4946 this isn't the actual situation, it's a reenactment.

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 4 роки тому +46786

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he's clearly found the solution.

  • @jasonf-vu6ct
    @jasonf-vu6ct 3 місяці тому +1107

    "Theres a possibility he might've been under the influence of something else" *Immediately cuts back to the driver erratically looking around with his eyes glued open and grinding his teeth*

    • @warmonger199x
      @warmonger199x 2 місяці тому +14

      Lol me asf on blow ahahaha

    • @sebastianreves420
      @sebastianreves420 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah blow dry the mouth hence he can blow 0 no spit for it to test 😂

    • @al_kaloid
      @al_kaloid Місяць тому +39

      @@sebastianreves420 That's not how that works at all.. it measures the alcohol you exhale through your lungs as your body's metabolizing it, not the alcohol content in your spit. Lmao.. it's called breathalyzer for a reason.
      That being said, he definitely looks like a fan of the booger sugar. Might be a steep hypothesis, but perhaps he had so much coke that every bit of alcohol in his liver got converted to cocaethylene resulting in the .000. That's why you coke dudes love to drink while on it. Alcohol actually converts the cocaine into a more potent version in your body. Check the wikipedia article on Cocaethylene and its metabolism. Pretty interesting imo.

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade Місяць тому +9

      ​@@al_kaloidor the dude was just fuckin' with em'

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete Місяць тому

      There's*

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 4 роки тому +9565

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?" he asks the man who just blew a 0.00.

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 4 роки тому +136

      that's results oriented thinking

    • @antdav3699
      @antdav3699 3 роки тому +47

      @@regular_ian did u learn that term in school today?

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 роки тому +82

      @@antdav3699 I did not learn that term in school. I'm not even sure which class would teach it. Why do you ask?

    • @fierygamingzilla69
      @fierygamingzilla69 3 роки тому +17

      Chad

    • @Hamza-yh8ck
      @Hamza-yh8ck 3 роки тому +1

      He asked how do you know, not is it, idiot.

  • @armandblake
    @armandblake 4 роки тому +11334

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yes... I drink and I don't get drunk"

  • @trapperjohn6089
    @trapperjohn6089 3 роки тому +4986

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Rather, he’s got no problem drinking.

    • @Terminator-fe2sv
      @Terminator-fe2sv 3 роки тому +12

      arizona zevras - "drinking problem"

    • @cool9142
      @cool9142 3 роки тому +9

      Shoulda added the “ at all “ part at the end

    • @Zix.n
      @Zix.n 3 роки тому +5

      🤣

    • @keefseg
      @keefseg 3 роки тому +6

      beautifully said

    • @keptdwelling
      @keptdwelling 3 роки тому +3

      I’m getting this framed 😂

  • @rohittkrr
    @rohittkrr 5 місяців тому +436

    I forgot how painful it is to watch live telly with so many recaps and dramatic editing

    • @haley746
      @haley746 2 місяці тому +34

      With TV anyone can tune in anytime without any idea of what’s going on. So they have a recap every minute, they can’t just tell the audience to scroll back

    • @C3l3bi1
      @C3l3bi1 2 місяці тому

      the problem is that the people thqt then get recapped get a shit experience​@@haley746

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 14 днів тому

      TELLEY

    • @marianakaloudis6270
      @marianakaloudis6270 4 дні тому

      Telley 🍵🫖🍞🧥 🧐

  • @niemoikein4330
    @niemoikein4330 4 роки тому +4490

    “Why would you drink and drive”.
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    What more reason do you need?

    • @CamBMakinBread
      @CamBMakinBread 3 роки тому +10

      Lmaoooo

    • @anyconsolegamer8461
      @anyconsolegamer8461 3 роки тому +2

      As an American, what's wrong with driving to sidney?

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 роки тому +11

      @@anyconsolegamer8461 because some people think sydney is unpleasant lol

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau Місяць тому

      ​@@anyconsolegamer8461Put some of it down to interstate rivalry and you are getting close. Perhaps similar to the cometitiveness of the Super Bowl but keeps simmering all year.

    • @Saturn-Matrix
      @Saturn-Matrix Місяць тому

      I thought he just meant it was a long drive, which is still funny

  • @Naludaking819
    @Naludaking819 3 роки тому +15399

    “Hopefully he’s learned from it “
    Guy: wow I can pass alcohol tests

    • @ThatsAPaddlin88
      @ThatsAPaddlin88 3 роки тому +56

      Hahahahaha

    • @chadrichards8930
      @chadrichards8930 3 роки тому +21

      lmfao

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 3 роки тому +150

      Note to self: Just take the test, they'll take my bottle if I show it...

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 3 роки тому +54

      Note to self: hide the bottle _before_ the police pull me over.

    • @ZelenskyPlane
      @ZelenskyPlane 3 роки тому +26

      Note to self: Drink and hold a Coke bottle when they pull you over

  • @65firered
    @65firered 4 роки тому +6266

    I like how he's just as confused as the officer.

    • @BryceKuhn
      @BryceKuhn 4 роки тому +33

      i know hahahahahaha

    • @6timesbabyyy996
      @6timesbabyyy996 4 роки тому +226

      No way was it a cover story. Bloke couldn't process it himself lmao

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 4 роки тому +122

      @@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.

    • @PrivilegeYT
      @PrivilegeYT 4 роки тому +21

      @@MrBradshawbenjamin ecstasy

    • @NorthJoestar
      @NorthJoestar 4 роки тому +10

      @@6timesbabyyy996 the fact that you use the word bloke makes me believe humanity still has good people

  • @jammydodger1449
    @jammydodger1449 Рік тому +3036

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know"
    "just blew a 0.000 mate"

    • @josterfosh
      @josterfosh 5 місяців тому +46

      Gotta love empirical data

    • @ItzDuckyyz
      @ItzDuckyyz 4 місяці тому +1

      XD

    • @mrbane2000
      @mrbane2000 3 місяці тому +14

      He bent matrix to his will

  • @derranthefunnyguy
    @derranthefunnyguy 3 роки тому +7160

    Dude rolled a natural 100 on luck and speech, admitted to cops he was drinking, even had a open bottle, still managed to fool the breathalyser and get away

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 роки тому +635

      He wasn’t drinking. He was whacked on meth and said he was drinking because he knew he looked fucked up.

    • @Gleeshhh
      @Gleeshhh 3 роки тому +144

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w crikey you’re probably right

    • @user-kg6lf1op2l
      @user-kg6lf1op2l 3 роки тому +45

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w By the gods...

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 роки тому +42

      @@user-kg6lf1op2l What the Fuck

    • @madharambe3264
      @madharambe3264 3 роки тому +3

      O

  • @myroc1
    @myroc1 3 роки тому +11010

    "It's not going to intoxicate me?"
    "How do you know?"
    "Because I drove through a DUI checkpoint and tested the results."

    • @jordanowen9079
      @jordanowen9079 3 роки тому +278

      Guy literally knew it was not going to intoxicate him

    • @zanneon385
      @zanneon385 3 роки тому +143

      most sober drunk man ever

    • @deltaduel7942
      @deltaduel7942 3 роки тому +177

      I think he faked it just for jokes and was upset he got a fine

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 3 роки тому +14

      Lol the comments on this video are always worth returning here to read

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 роки тому +90

      @@deltaduel7942 He may just be high and hiding the drugs with a fake drunk driving story. Not a bad cover up if he’s trafficking

  • @martonnemeth236
    @martonnemeth236 3 роки тому +5776

    First thought he was mad drunk, then realised he was just speaking Australian.

    • @jace.doherty1650
      @jace.doherty1650 3 роки тому +37

      Australian isn’t a language

    • @TOAD7464
      @TOAD7464 3 роки тому +90

      Congrats, y'all don't get the joke

    • @superhyperyoshi
      @superhyperyoshi 3 роки тому +25

      @Random UA-camr Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams" before

    • @ChaotikDawg
      @ChaotikDawg 3 роки тому +2

      @@delete147user fucking pisses me off dude

    • @RyanAl92
      @RyanAl92 3 роки тому +1

      @OG spooky You stupid boy. What do the aborigines in Australia speak then? English??

  • @mitch6962
    @mitch6962 Рік тому +10911

    They accidentally used the breathlyzer they save for rich people.

  • @funposting8912
    @funposting8912 4 роки тому +5069

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney”
    Good reason

    • @MrMeoow91
      @MrMeoow91 4 роки тому +18

      Australian for ya 😂😂😂

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 4 роки тому +52

      "Fair enough mate have a nice day it's tough down there"

    • @nathanvandermeer
      @nathanvandermeer 4 роки тому +13

      Sydney would make any man drink his life away

    • @alenmikhael7118
      @alenmikhael7118 4 роки тому +4

      Understable have a good day

    • @tayokarate
      @tayokarate 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @imagzz4942
    @imagzz4942 4 роки тому +3759

    "You can't drink and drive..."
    Well, clearly he can actually.

    • @dylan_van2198
      @dylan_van2198 4 роки тому +29

      LMAO

    • @無題6376
      @無題6376 4 роки тому +5

      Not that meaning, means under by the law.

    • @You-wo9su
      @You-wo9su 4 роки тому +2

      @@無題6376 funny 😂

    • @JustRockMySoul
      @JustRockMySoul 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he can... until he runs someone over, or straight into a tree or ditch.
      Stupid comment, humour level 0.01/10

    • @SacredGter
      @SacredGter 4 роки тому +15

      @@無題6376 lol straight over ur head.

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 3 роки тому +6997

    This guy is the only guy in the world to continue driving even after being caught and owning up to drinking and driving

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 роки тому +164

      His tolerance is max level

    • @TwoTreesStudio
      @TwoTreesStudio 3 роки тому +42

      @@byronwolf8692 That's not how tolerance works, if he had high tolerance he'd still blow above 0.000.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 роки тому +101

      @@TwoTreesStudio it was a joke

    • @bobjones9963
      @bobjones9963 3 роки тому +5

      The U.K. is a laughing stock. This wouldn’t happen like anywhere else in the entire world. Especially not in the U.S. 🙄

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 3 роки тому +13

      @@bobjones9963 just cause we got joke man bojo in charge doesn't mean you should insult the whole UK. England's a laughing stock rn tho

  • @caskadestudio
    @caskadestudio 6 місяців тому +548

    He has the appearance and demeanour of a 50-year-old high-as-a-kite version of when Superwog acts as an uptight lady

    • @Rad1antCypher
      @Rad1antCypher 6 місяців тому +3

      LMAO true

    • @HoaxGames1
      @HoaxGames1 5 місяців тому +4

      this made me chuckle

    • @Janawhitej1
      @Janawhitej1 5 місяців тому +3

      I wish this guy is in GTA6 and is Trevor's accomplice

    • @caskadestudio
      @caskadestudio 5 місяців тому

      @@Janawhitej1 haha yes that would be perfect

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 4 місяці тому +1

      i almost shat my pants reading this

  • @etatsopa
    @etatsopa 4 роки тому +12878

    “It’s not gonna intoxicate me”
    “How do you know?”
    “It fuckin didn’t”

    • @chicanesandford8338
      @chicanesandford8338 4 роки тому +45

      😂😂

    • @spirit210364
      @spirit210364 4 роки тому +169

      You're meter said so hahaha

    • @cv507
      @cv507 4 роки тому +9

      1492 ? hal yeah sibeerjä ?

    • @Deezuzjohn
      @Deezuzjohn 4 роки тому +132

      The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.

    • @dazsnag
      @dazsnag 4 роки тому +31

      In SA it's legal to drink alcohol and drive as long as you are under the limit. Should be like that every where.

  • @bluehugh2
    @bluehugh2 2 роки тому +15919

    As soon as he was pulled over, this man’s liver was like “You just say whatever, I got us bro”

    • @T-6900
      @T-6900 2 роки тому +275

      Nah he was just like “I’m gonna do something, go along with it.”

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 роки тому +176

      He is just a true true alcoholic, body is in overdrive working like liver over overtime.
      Strongest organ in this dudes body

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 роки тому +30

      @@hhjhj393 well, no offense to those people, but when you drink that much something bad is bound to happen.
      Don't drink like crazy and you won't hurt or kill your body

    • @guillelazza
      @guillelazza 2 роки тому +11

      That's fucking it!! This man is the real Venom symbiote and he can digest alcohol x10 faster

    • @ArcticWolves2011
      @ArcticWolves2011 2 роки тому +19

      @@joshplayzgamezz alcoholics fail alcohol tests like any others. the only difference is that they will show less signs of intoxication than other people at the same blood alcohol level.

  • @luigimax1426
    @luigimax1426 3 роки тому +6367

    Australian cops sound like the "im not angry but just disappointed" type of parents.

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 роки тому +39

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol you should meet American cops then

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 роки тому +47

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol no.. it's because a condescending tone is the least of my worries when it comes to American cops

    • @CoyotitoLaPaz
      @CoyotitoLaPaz 3 роки тому +7

      Nah they’re just white supremacists

    • @markhayden654
      @markhayden654 3 роки тому +14

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz huh you make no sense.

    • @loganhollis4891
      @loganhollis4891 3 роки тому +3

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz na he still had to pay fine

  • @JD-re3cj
    @JD-re3cj Рік тому +229

    And then he continues on to deliver his package of 12kg of coke and 4000 pills

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 2 місяці тому

      @BraydenBomb2006You are uneducated

    • @MBKill3rCat
      @MBKill3rCat Місяць тому +2

      @BraydenBomb2006 No it isn't.

    • @sadflix8754
      @sadflix8754 Місяць тому +9

      He doesn’t have any coke to deliver, he used it all himself

    • @diamondnator
      @diamondnator Місяць тому

      @BraydenBomb2006 victims are the ones who do pills and their faimlies :D

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol Місяць тому

      Its 50% victimless​@MBKill3rCat

  • @beinformed3607
    @beinformed3607 4 роки тому +11089

    Never seen a guy trying to get himself arrested so hard

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 4 роки тому +787

      @dabgod that’s how you get arrested...

    • @210chillian8
      @210chillian8 4 роки тому +468

      @@leviwebb5810 lie to the police, got it

    • @skorp265
      @skorp265 4 роки тому +278

      @@leviwebb5810 and lying to the police increases your consequences.

    • @Crazimo
      @Crazimo 4 роки тому +208

      @@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 4 роки тому +104

      @@leviwebb5810 no, thats how you get arrested in America. Get it right.

  • @awesomeattic
    @awesomeattic 3 роки тому +6189

    "It's not going to intoxicated me"
    "Well how do you know?"
    Well considering he blew .000, seems like he does know

    • @leeroyjenkins3474
      @leeroyjenkins3474 3 роки тому +84

      Thats a bottle of straight adrenochrome

    • @robjackson4023
      @robjackson4023 3 роки тому +4

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @jodiauld6507
      @jodiauld6507 3 роки тому +1

      @@leeroyjenkins3474 what's that?

    • @justnanta
      @justnanta 3 роки тому +9

      @@jodiauld6507 a conspiracy about a made up substance

    • @Alex.1739
      @Alex.1739 3 роки тому +34

      Just googled that Woodstock stuff. 4.8% and he'd had about half. So maybe 1 unit. Well within uk limits to drive

  • @olleassarson
    @olleassarson 4 роки тому +4261

    “Hopefully he’s learnt from it” Yeah, learnt that he can drink and drive.

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 4 роки тому +26

      still paid 300 eur for it lmao, quite an expesive drink

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 4 роки тому +14

      @@mendoeke I mean, seems like it was well worth it

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 4 роки тому +8

      @@Jerry_F maybe its cause im not rich but 300 eur for half a bottle sounds like a shit deal

    • @racerbr72
      @racerbr72 4 роки тому +5

      @@mendoeke It's not just the drink, if isn't police he could have never discover the superpower k

    • @sc4711
      @sc4711 4 роки тому

      @@mendoeke wait 461.69 CAD??

  • @BigGump1944
    @BigGump1944 Місяць тому +22

    “Any other substances this evening?”
    👁️👁️ “NOPE”

    • @Tim18
      @Tim18 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 14 днів тому

      “Have a good day officer-I mean Goodnight sir” 😂

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 4 роки тому +7584

    police dont realize that he's the main character.

  • @harryroberts388
    @harryroberts388 3 роки тому +15544

    He's mastered the technique of not allowing alcohol to enter his breath... He's next level Aussie. Also can act well enough to pass the balance checks, absolute rippa of a legend.

    • @webbiergoose2032
      @webbiergoose2032 3 роки тому +181

      Can he teach my dad that technique?

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 3 роки тому +22

      What is a rippa though?

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 3 роки тому +146

      @@TheTyphoon365 rippa short of ripper, essentially means extremely awesome

    • @zzghost8593
      @zzghost8593 3 роки тому +58

      It's the Adderall lmao

    • @brentonharper6260
      @brentonharper6260 3 роки тому +49

      All ya have to do is blow while creating pressure back on your lungs and the vapour stays down.

  • @jamesbond6889
    @jamesbond6889 3 роки тому +4878

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *"Well I did just blow a zero on the breathalyzer"*

  • @MeownaMeow
    @MeownaMeow Рік тому +216

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution.

    • @WilliamAllnutt
      @WilliamAllnutt Місяць тому

      Should have been his answer to the cop’s question

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 3 роки тому +3961

    I love how the person getting tested is as shocked as the officer at the results

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 роки тому +116

      he faked being shocked, he didn't drink from the bottle, he just used it as a disguise

    • @miscellaneousz2681
      @miscellaneousz2681 3 роки тому +1

      @@wojtas2524 Disguise from wha?

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 роки тому +166

      @@miscellaneousz2681 disguise from harder drugs he surely took (meth most likely)

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 роки тому +64

      @Anton Dales I'm actually surprised that it wasn't the whole plot and the guy wasn't checked for drugs

    • @seedor9797
      @seedor9797 3 роки тому +11

      @@wojtas2524 How can a cop be this naive?

  • @jibberjabberstepback612
    @jibberjabberstepback612 3 роки тому +7550

    I love how he actually seems disappointed to be blowing 0 lmfao

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 роки тому +229

      Same! He's like: "But I drink so much wtf I'm disappointed!😞"

    • @Ryanbsajax
      @Ryanbsajax 3 роки тому +91

      He probably did a bit of cocaine

    • @misterfister7714
      @misterfister7714 3 роки тому +15

      Alcoholic thing i guess.

    • @HokeyBugle
      @HokeyBugle 3 роки тому +76

      I'm not drunk?? What a rip-off!

    • @realmcoy4696
      @realmcoy4696 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo

  • @matejkiesel5116
    @matejkiesel5116 3 роки тому +2644

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem.
    Drinking has problem with him.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 3 роки тому +6

      Well it is Oz... Everything is backwards there 🤣

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 3 роки тому +6

      @@MadScientist267 In Soviet Russia, bourbon drinks you.

    • @Pmc987
      @Pmc987 3 роки тому +4

      You call it a problem I call it a solution

  • @Daithi_mk
    @Daithi_mk 4 місяці тому +75

    He was probably on speed, had an open bottle to throw them off.

    • @cbwavy
      @cbwavy 3 дні тому +2

      Makes so much sense, this is the most plausible explanation I've seen thus far

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 3 роки тому +3947

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    "Oh!. Understandable. You're free to go then."

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 роки тому +30

      Sydney is a fucking nightmare to drive into, the roads in aussie land suck compare to our wide, open 'merica roads

    • @cyrax1311
      @cyrax1311 3 роки тому +15

      Understandable have a great day

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 роки тому +7

      @@nymann3852 London roads are bad man, but I haven't been on the road in Germany or France so I don't know

    • @ShoahBiz
      @ShoahBiz 3 роки тому +1

      this is how I imagined Australia

    • @SnackJar
      @SnackJar 3 роки тому +2

      Understandable have a great day

  • @f3t586
    @f3t586 4 роки тому +3868

    Next headline: “Australians have evolved to not be affected by alcohol due to mass consumption”

    • @alanperez7657
      @alanperez7657 4 роки тому +32

      Only logical explanation

    • @joekurtz8303
      @joekurtz8303 4 роки тому +23

      Or hes part 🇨🇮 Irish & just cant help it.

    • @RWilmot03
      @RWilmot03 4 роки тому +7

      @@joekurtz8303 or Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

    • @lynx4300
      @lynx4300 4 роки тому +1

      as an aussie pretty much

    • @deathybrs
      @deathybrs 4 роки тому +6

      Part Irish/Part Scottish - didn't y'all just describe an Aussie's heritage to a T?

  • @mrguy561
    @mrguy561 4 роки тому +17512

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney.”
    “Understandable. Have a nice night.”

    • @MrWiseinheart
      @MrWiseinheart 4 роки тому +45

      😆 oh man,

    • @fattnic
      @fattnic 4 роки тому +19

      lmaaaooo

    • @gregs1245
      @gregs1245 4 роки тому +7

      Would be better

    • @architect_kev266
      @architect_kev266 4 роки тому +100

      In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium

    • @brancoderuijter8926
      @brancoderuijter8926 4 роки тому +6

      @@architect_kev266 wacht wat

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 4 місяці тому +28

    Takes some balls to ask a man who blew a 0.00 if they have a drinking problem.

  • @democratictotalitariansoci1462
    @democratictotalitariansoci1462 3 роки тому +8157

    Driver- Pretends to be alcoholic.
    Actually- Has a dead body in a trunk.

    • @hiltonmhizha4695
      @hiltonmhizha4695 3 роки тому +102

      reasonable

    • @letsplayblis1115
      @letsplayblis1115 3 роки тому +12

      @@hiltonmhizha4695 haha lol, oh you made me laugh

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 роки тому +99

      not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off

    • @Movetheproduct
      @Movetheproduct 3 роки тому +2

      Genius

    • @opossom1968
      @opossom1968 3 роки тому +66

      @@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest?
      Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting.
      That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.

  • @randomprimary
    @randomprimary 4 роки тому +6662

    Plot Twist: He's so high he can't tell that it's non-alcoholic.

    • @heyb6268
      @heyb6268 4 роки тому +50

      Best comment I’ve seen in awhile

    • @rajastylez
      @rajastylez 4 роки тому +17

      Surely the officers would have noticed that.

    • @maxfmfdm
      @maxfmfdm 4 роки тому +111

      LOL the people at the country club might just feed him non-alcoholic drinks. When he's already shitblasted on meth he can't tell.

    • @obamalastname8489
      @obamalastname8489 4 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html

    • @benmorrell2920
      @benmorrell2920 4 роки тому +7

      Puts tea in a booze bottle lol no alcohol in it lol

  • @Forge17
    @Forge17 4 роки тому +4165

    He’s so high that his cover story is being drunk on a bottle of bourbon in the car

    • @Alpynist
      @Alpynist 4 роки тому +51

      LMAO YEAHhh

    • @emilevangheem6165
      @emilevangheem6165 4 роки тому +60

      He isn’t high lol. He look sleep deprived

    • @thetalkingelement2415
      @thetalkingelement2415 4 роки тому +220

      Well, it worked. I love that he gives him the old school sobriety test. Obviously someone who’s a seasoned vet at smoking meth will ace this.

    • @austinglass1916
      @austinglass1916 4 роки тому +24

      @@emilevangheem6165 tweakers never sleep wdym he's not high

    • @Sickwitit18
      @Sickwitit18 4 роки тому +60

      In my experience, people blow false negatives when they've been doing coke so maybe he actually is on something

  • @bobdavid01
    @bobdavid01 3 місяці тому +25

    Insane play. Covered he was on drugs by pretending he was drinking and driving

  • @billdoster9415
    @billdoster9415 4 роки тому +3273

    “You can’t drink and drive..”
    “Uh officer, the man has half a bottle of bourbon in him and blew a 0.00...if anyone can do it, I think he can manage it..”

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 4 роки тому +8

      @Offensive man dude you're bad at what you do you spelled the n word wrong

    • @thesleeplessone6971
      @thesleeplessone6971 4 роки тому +1

      @@SchizoTheSchizo read his name again smh

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 4 роки тому +1

      @Offensive man dude it was a joke a word play on what you said and your name LMAO btw i didn't onow the word nega before didn't actually know what it means thanks for the explanation

    • @linerror
      @linerror 4 роки тому +4

      @bilbo bagginses The ability of these fixtures to trap alcohol in the mouth can cause a falsely ELEVATED reading that will be used to wrongly convict a driver for having a breath alcohol reading (BAC) over the legal limit. not the other way around.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 4 роки тому +5

      bourbon and cola, not bourbon. Far far weaker.

  • @FriedrichHerschel
    @FriedrichHerschel 3 роки тому +6768

    Plot twist:
    The liquor store scammed him.

  • @mrandersen6872
    @mrandersen6872 4 роки тому +4422

    "Why would you drink while driving?"
    "Well It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *visible confusion as he just blew a .000*

    • @jaxkinjuriez4711
      @jaxkinjuriez4711 4 роки тому +25

      on the homies mr andersen

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 4 роки тому +45

      Half a bottle of a mixed drink ain't gonna intoxicate someone on uppers. Especially not if he didn't drink a sip of it.

    • @averagegamer1684
      @averagegamer1684 4 роки тому +68

      He's just built different. Simply told his body to not be effected

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 4 роки тому +13

      ua-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/v-deo.html
      Breathilizer failed cuz homies built different , this video explains

    • @ChromeHotsauce
      @ChromeHotsauce 4 роки тому +21

      Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left.
      Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well.
      Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(

  • @OzamaZay98
    @OzamaZay98 Рік тому +34

    I would’ve died if he got in the passenger seat to leave after that whole situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 4 роки тому +87431

    Plot Twist: When you're a methhead drinking your own meth-infused urine and having to tell a cop you're drinking alcohol while driving is a better option.

    • @Propth27373
      @Propth27373 4 роки тому +680

      Oh hey

    • @piemasta93
      @piemasta93 4 роки тому +2047

      Dude I just busted out laughing omg like legit LOL

    • @savxd
      @savxd 4 роки тому +107

      @@Propth27373 good morning

    • @myhackedxbox
      @myhackedxbox 4 роки тому +599

      47 min old comment on a 2 year old video and it already has 290 likes
      😂

    • @Lamazed
      @Lamazed 4 роки тому +87

      Not all of us are like him

  • @playc.holder6432
    @playc.holder6432 4 роки тому +9868

    "Why would you drink and drive!?"
    "I'm going to Sydney"
    😂

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/v-deo.html
      Explains why the breathalyzer failed

    • @rustyshackleford6069
      @rustyshackleford6069 4 роки тому +167

      @@mnfproductions2030 I was expecting an informative video about a possible breathalyzer malfunction not a bad rap advertisement, stop lying

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 4 роки тому +33

      I mean.. fair enough😂😂

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 4 роки тому +13

      @@mnfproductions2030 what crap is that lmao

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 4 роки тому +4

      @@rustyshackleford6069 said no idea what 💩 that is turned it off ASAP

  • @mantis_toboggan_md
    @mantis_toboggan_md 4 роки тому +2441

    "It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    "Ask the machine."

    • @williamgoeres138
      @williamgoeres138 4 роки тому +12

      HOLY SHIT, BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

    • @burntrubberballs
      @burntrubberballs 4 роки тому +1

      He is an alien

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 роки тому

      @@burntrubberballs from Drinkton/Drunkton.

    • @Likethetacosauce
      @Likethetacosauce 4 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing!!😅

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 4 роки тому +3

      @@burntrubberballs He aint an alien, he's a red blooded aussie thats what he is

  • @noahhoffman4475
    @noahhoffman4475 Рік тому +4711

    plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it
    hahah i don’t even remember commenting this, thanks for 4k likes

    • @disfeed
      @disfeed 6 місяців тому +221

      He would be dead as a doornail if that were the case 😂

    • @demonetizedhistory5806
      @demonetizedhistory5806 6 місяців тому +92

      @@disfeed not if hes captain america, cuz alcohol doesnt affect him.

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er 6 місяців тому +41

      @@demonetizedhistory5806i think captain america is american

    • @Chadicus22
      @Chadicus22 5 місяців тому +31

      I remember an episode where some old guy blew, if I remember correctly, a 2.000 and was 200 times over the limit.

    • @Jominer08
      @Jominer08 5 місяців тому +32

      @@Chadicus22apparently the highest ever recorded BAC was 1.480

  • @Saltee
    @Saltee 4 роки тому +7028

    "are you doing any drugs?"
    "im actually driving home"
    "he cracked the code"

    • @joshs.7612
      @joshs.7612 4 роки тому +51

      Fyi you left out the no . "no I've got to drive home" . Please actually listen next time :)

    • @echoparodys864
      @echoparodys864 4 роки тому +20

      “cracked” exactly

    • @all-in9365
      @all-in9365 4 роки тому +16

      @@joshs.7612 thank god u can read and interpret every word im glad ur smart!

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 4 роки тому +21

      @@joshs.7612 damn bro Harvard just called

    • @anthonygiordano792
      @anthonygiordano792 4 роки тому +7

      @@Randomguy-kn3nv yea they want to let him know that him and his entire future lineage and children are banned from the college after that slow remark

  • @lain_2339
    @lain_2339 3 роки тому +5839

    the breathalyser shows .000 - big brain strategy, guy was actually 1.000

    • @haydenb89
      @haydenb89 3 роки тому +213

      10.000

    • @k-teezy6423
      @k-teezy6423 3 роки тому +510

      His blood was 100% alcohol

    • @Condor4R
      @Condor4R 3 роки тому +93

      1.0 is moonshine. Blood is not a thing.

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 3 роки тому +40

      @@Condor4R yes that's the joke

    • @1froyoo
      @1froyoo 3 роки тому +86

      @@Condor4R no it's fucking not. 1.000 is one gram of alcohol per 100mL of blood

  • @yeetusweebus5067
    @yeetusweebus5067 3 роки тому +11662

    Virgin: *lies to police and gets a worse sentence*
    Interdimensional gigachad: "Yeah I've been drinking, here's the bottle" *passes alcohol tests 3 times and drives away*

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 5 місяців тому +19

    "why would you drink and drive"
    "i was goin to Sydney"
    Legend

  • @luckerowl8990
    @luckerowl8990 3 роки тому +10302

    "have you had any other illicit substances?"
    "nah mate I gotta drive back home"
    perfectly reasonable give the circumstances

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 3 роки тому +173

      I get it too, he’s like I can’t do that shit I gotta go home to see people

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 3 роки тому +5

      @Just Chilling Daniel are you stupid, read it again

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 3 роки тому +33

      The drugs are at his house

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 3 роки тому +26

      @@ChrisD__ the point of what I said is hes probably hiding the fact he does drugs from a significantly other considering he does have a daughter, why he was like I can’t do drugs I gotta get home

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 3 роки тому +3

      @@peeldumpz26 Oh shit that's dark, not at all what I was thinking. I thought he was just being purposely vague and maliciously compliant.

  • @straycatsean
    @straycatsean 4 роки тому +4203

    the ol' "I'm drunk officer" when you're actually coked up trick

    • @jamesgetman3400
      @jamesgetman3400 4 роки тому +415

      Dude is gacked lmao

    • @shippingdepartment4448
      @shippingdepartment4448 4 роки тому +61

      Winner

    • @coolnoah8183
      @coolnoah8183 4 роки тому +118

      Nah doesnt seem like coke, unless it affects him differently than quite a few people who I am definitely not friends with

    • @yeahno6100
      @yeahno6100 4 роки тому +101

      @@coolnoah8183 What a cool dude

    • @Xiao_PP
      @Xiao_PP 4 роки тому +16

      Its Aussie Sheen Charlies downunder cousin

  • @mattkulesza7766
    @mattkulesza7766 3 роки тому +4391

    “Do you have a drinking problem?”
    “ Nope. I’ve got it all figured out”

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 Рік тому +6

    I would trust this man in the road

  • @dh4767
    @dh4767 4 роки тому +5641

    why tf did they make the breathalyzer results look like a Mario Kart item

    • @acorr14
      @acorr14 4 роки тому +349

      Aussies all have gambling and drinking problems. Watching alcoholics play slot machines for their license makes us feel national pride.

    • @johnjeral3951
      @johnjeral3951 4 роки тому +10

      Damn copying top comment how desperate are some people man

    • @CivilizedWasteland
      @CivilizedWasteland 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 4 роки тому +5

      @@acorr14 lmaooo

    • @Tremori_A
      @Tremori_A 4 роки тому +9

      @@johnjeral3951 imagine being desperate enough to call it out

  • @dandan6819
    @dandan6819 3 роки тому +1960

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m on my way to Sydney”

  • @CoralPolyps
    @CoralPolyps 4 роки тому +8056

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know?"
    "Mate I just blew a flat 0 the fuck you mean?"

  • @ScareynotHarry
    @ScareynotHarry 4 місяці тому +3

    This guy doesn’t have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution!

  • @memeju1ce
    @memeju1ce 4 роки тому +2761

    “why would you drink and drive”
    well officer, he blew 0

    • @FG-vp6id
      @FG-vp6id 4 роки тому +14

      cheers i'll drink to that bro
      *kisses profile picture*

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 4 роки тому +7

      Either it's fake/ staged, or something is wrong with the device.

    • @caydencurtiss7418
      @caydencurtiss7418 4 роки тому +14

      @@oliveryt7168 they did it again with a different device also he may have a condition that makes him process alcohol much faster than normal

    • @lilbean5955
      @lilbean5955 4 роки тому +7

      i think he's on drugs, look at his eyes

    • @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi
      @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi 4 роки тому +13

      ​@@lilbean5955 Does it matter if he can think straight and move normal?

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 3 роки тому +5495

    His alcohol level may be 0.0 but his coke level is over 9000!

    • @vincent782
      @vincent782 3 роки тому +70

      That’s crank dog he tweakin

    • @Mdmelastrange
      @Mdmelastrange 3 роки тому +22

      OVER 9000!?

    • @mattm8689
      @mattm8689 3 роки тому +3

      Lucky SOB. If happens sometimes.

    • @Wi11iam69
      @Wi11iam69 3 роки тому +4

      @@vincent782 dude what?😂

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 3 роки тому +29

      The guy was fine... You try driving in complete darkness,,Then have all these bright lights shined in your face...You would Act disoriented to

  • @aVo_001
    @aVo_001 4 роки тому +3670

    “It’s a 0.00 mate. Can’t hold me. I’m goin’ to Sydney, aye.”

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/v-deo.html
      This reveals what happened

    • @FreshCanOfNothing
      @FreshCanOfNothing 4 роки тому +71

      @@mnfproductions2030 Bro stfu.

    • @OleBiermann
      @OleBiermann 4 роки тому +53

      @@mnfproductions2030 woow big play here right ? earned yourself a dislike hope the trick was worth it

    • @EstaDePiPi
      @EstaDePiPi 4 роки тому +22

      Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense

    • @zackjoubert5207
      @zackjoubert5207 4 роки тому +16

      @Devxn *A SHITTY SONG AT THAT*

  • @ArthurKingw
    @ArthurKingw 2 місяці тому +6

    2:46 he was like:" what a surprise isn't it 😮"😂

  • @eatonkuntz
    @eatonkuntz 4 роки тому +2723

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yeah no matter how much I have, I can never get drunk! It's terrible!"

    • @jomon324
      @jomon324 4 роки тому +70

      Not even memeing, my grandfather couldn't absorb alcohol. It's apparently a semi-rare genetic anomaly.

    • @jhosright_Motscoud
      @jhosright_Motscoud 4 роки тому +48

      @@jomon324 that sucks. Then it really is just fire water.

    • @arthurat7809
      @arthurat7809 4 роки тому +7

      @@jhosright_Motscoud fire water hahahaha

    • @Nasher1805
      @Nasher1805 4 роки тому +4

      @@jomon324 so does that mean he couldn't even die because of alcohol poisoning?

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 4 роки тому +16

      @@Nasher1805 Even too much water can kill someone, so if he drank enough anything he’d likely die. I am curious about the “not absorbing” thing. Does it just not effect his gaba receptors? Does the liver process it too quickly? Blood tests show it but no impairment? It’s got to go out through the kidneys unless he is pooping straight liquor one would think. Interesting either way. I had a friend with a similar condition where opioids would not work on him, both a blessing and a curse.

  • @JustWhyFFS
    @JustWhyFFS 4 роки тому +1968

    "Do you have a drinking problem?" No, he's great at it.

    • @onealmr
      @onealmr 4 роки тому +10

      LOLOL

    • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
      @VanillaMidgetSSBM 4 роки тому +31

      It's not a problem..
      He's got it figured out.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 4 роки тому +34

      "Do you have a drinking problem?"
      "Yeah, you've got me bottle, mate."

    • @jeffloss18
      @jeffloss18 4 роки тому +6

      Looks like a drinking solution

    • @theexilegod611
      @theexilegod611 4 роки тому +1

      Oi, no problem mate. That just me thee chuckles really..

  • @bertochan4344
    @bertochan4344 3 роки тому +18374

    He was actually a perfect gentleman. He was honest (too honest!), did what he was told, didn't swear or argue. He even said to the cop as he walked away, "Nice to meet you Andrew, wish it could've been under better circumstances." What a legend.

    • @ryunz9639
      @ryunz9639 2 роки тому +35

      That’s how you interact with police. People resist and be obstinate with people who have guns (at least in the US), stupid.

    • @Djminigunz
      @Djminigunz 2 роки тому +430

      @@ryunz9639 It's almost like in america people are just a bit more scared of cops than in other countries, and i can see why.

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 2 роки тому +14

      @@Djminigunz Yeah, our cops literally identify as americas biggest gang

    • @brianlawl
      @brianlawl 2 роки тому +7

      @@PurpleLightning6was9 awww such a big gang. im living in an area where people like you voted em to have less money and power. its an absolute shit show, thanks. i dont blame em for not wanting to protect your asses anymore. if you think a militia will be better on you guess again LOL they will be even more tough on you. We will need em once the cops fall out

    • @jadeblades
      @jadeblades 2 роки тому +16

      @@brianlawl what

  • @SirCain
    @SirCain Місяць тому +3

    "Pupils were dilated"
    Meanwhile, the film-grade spotlight pointing at him:

  • @Brandonnn9164
    @Brandonnn9164 4 роки тому +1897

    His friends have a big joke giving him tea all these years and watching him act drunk

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 роки тому +88

      Non-alcoholic bourbon.

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 4 роки тому +41

      The placebo effect is real

    • @ghostbombl8034
      @ghostbombl8034 4 роки тому +15

      @@darthmusturd9526
      Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.

    • @quad55555
      @quad55555 4 роки тому +10

      @@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 4 роки тому +2

      @@ghostbombl8034 yup

  • @alexarmstrong5189
    @alexarmstrong5189 3 роки тому +13751

    "Thought I'd have a bourbon on my way to sydney" fucking legend.

    • @staciehenderson6982
      @staciehenderson6982 3 роки тому +276

      I love that he seems genuinely surprised that drinking while driving isn't allowed, even if you stay under the limit. Lol So drunk driving is bad but driving with a bit of a buzz is....kinda ok... 😆

    • @musskeeterbump
      @musskeeterbump 3 роки тому +19

      Classy guy 😂

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 3 роки тому +14

      _A_ bourbon...

    • @alexcagg
      @alexcagg 3 роки тому +65

      @@staciehenderson6982 I mean... drinking while driving is only illegal to prevent people from getting drunk while they drive, but logically there shouldn't be anything wrong with drinking while driving as long as you never exceed the legal blood alcohol limit.
      If I sip a beer in my car while driving. 1 sip and no more, that's illegal. But if I sip a beer put it down, get in my car and drive 3 hours having never drunk anymore it's not illegal, so the spirit of the law then is there to protect people from themselves.

    • @Orincaby
      @Orincaby 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexolson9680 davver bErBYnnE on the wayter sYDNay

  • @Ynox54321
    @Ynox54321 3 роки тому +6478

    Plot twist: He actually had 10.00 RBT, but the device is not designed to display that decimal place

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 роки тому +91

      Lmao but it would be red tho

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 роки тому +242

      @@Purzify Shhhh, don't ruin it

    • @fatdydnkn
      @fatdydnkn 3 роки тому +42

      this only possible in poland

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 роки тому +14

      @@Ynox54321 okay

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 роки тому +11

      @@Purzify thx :)

  • @badbichdb
    @badbichdb 4 місяці тому +2

    I was cheering for this man the entire time. The third breathalyzer I was so skiffed

  • @Chopper650
    @Chopper650 4 роки тому +5004

    Cop: "why drive with an open bottle of liquor "
    Driver: "Its not going to intoxicate me"
    Cop: "how do you know"
    Blows 0.00

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 4 роки тому +24

      🤣

    • @joemartinezjr828
      @joemartinezjr828 4 роки тому +4

      Ha

    • @andrewclarke6918
      @andrewclarke6918 4 роки тому +24

      God forbid someone takes an amphetamine (makes them more alert and focused) while driving while testing negative for alcohol (makes you less alert and focused). So fucking stupid! ALL DRUGS ARENT THE SAME! So why are they all treated the same??? Because of $$$$$$$$$

    • @JamesonX
      @JamesonX 4 роки тому +29

      @@andrewclarke6918 how about just don’t drink OR do drugs while driving

    • @andrewclarke6918
      @andrewclarke6918 4 роки тому +3

      @@JamesonX so you’d rather him fall asleep behind the wheel right?

  • @StanleyMalbroughRoninHD
    @StanleyMalbroughRoninHD 4 роки тому +2597

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Um, according to your breathalyzer, I'm the solution."

    • @ceez__uno
      @ceez__uno 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @texasred5250
      @texasred5250 4 роки тому +8

      This guy tries to get alcohol poisoning for fun.

    • @thaspacegoatae3419
      @thaspacegoatae3419 4 роки тому

      @@texasred5250 I've done that daily since covid became a thing.

  • @thepirateflash
    @thepirateflash 2 роки тому +10720

    So hear me out, he drank so much that he rolled the numbers over to exactly 0.00 instead of 9.99

    • @royhorn2782
      @royhorn2782 2 роки тому +713

      That's funny shit. He isn't really breathing, because he is dead.

    • @1badombre82
      @1badombre82 2 роки тому +339

      Ahaha good 1. Actually they max out at .27 I maxed out the breathalyzer going into rehab. Hospital tested my blood at .32

    • @valrobertson2347
      @valrobertson2347 2 роки тому +18

      pirateflash
      Lmao 😆 that’s hilarious

    • @doobster1842
      @doobster1842 2 роки тому +20

      It doesn’t go to 9.99 though

    • @darkevilazn
      @darkevilazn 2 роки тому +70

      I'm surprised he's still alive. Any normal human would be dead over 1.00. But then again, I ain't from australia.

  • @cameronfielder4955
    @cameronfielder4955 Рік тому +5

    This guy is the man! The faces he’s making are cracking me up

  • @Lancer2004
    @Lancer2004 4 роки тому +3036

    The fact the Wallace HIMSELF was surprised he wasn't dunk was hilarious
    Edit: Woops, drunk*
    Thanks for the likes by the way, I didn't expect it!

    • @p5ych0._.k1ll3r
      @p5ych0._.k1ll3r 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah it was funny when he was surprised that he wasn’t “dunk”

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 4 роки тому +11

      Dunk is funny. We should use that word instead

    • @jennifergoins1301
      @jennifergoins1301 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah he looked so confused man lmao. He thought he was dunk but he wasn't

    • @Crack_99
      @Crack_99 4 роки тому +7

      Im a dunk diver

    • @madsnoop7
      @madsnoop7 4 роки тому +2

      Who the fux dunk ?

  • @colbybryan7761
    @colbybryan7761 3 роки тому +2622

    The fact that he looked even more surprised than the cops gets me every time😂😂

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 роки тому +37

      He should win an Oscar for his acting skills

    • @yourfriend3760
      @yourfriend3760 3 роки тому +2

      I STFG

    • @1damien1231
      @1damien1231 3 роки тому +11

      Plot twist everything he drank including at the bar was alcohol free and he didn’t even know

    • @Anonymous_Eyeballs
      @Anonymous_Eyeballs 3 роки тому

      He looked at the cop like what?

  • @DwijeshDookraz
    @DwijeshDookraz 4 роки тому +4841

    The man isn’t intoxicated, hes just an *oblivion NPC*

    • @themule9285
      @themule9285 4 роки тому +71

      Stop, you violated the law

    • @-kohakuma-
      @-kohakuma- 4 роки тому +16

      I choked on my cola when I read this

    • @twitchhighlights9002
      @twitchhighlights9002 4 роки тому +5

      LMAOOO

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 4 роки тому +6

      How many oranges do you have there?

    • @ofespp
      @ofespp 4 роки тому +4

      I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.

  • @MathiasScott
    @MathiasScott 4 місяці тому +9

    He likely had the open bottle as cover to hide the fact he was high

    • @poleag
      @poleag Місяць тому

      Worst cover ever.

  • @LifeAccordingToMatt
    @LifeAccordingToMatt 3 роки тому +2807

    Meanwhile his partner with 500kg of coke drove straight past. Well played bald man.

    • @NickDankstein
      @NickDankstein 3 роки тому +61

      Yup, just cruising around town with half a ton of cocaine in the back.

    • @iyedbouazdia3594
      @iyedbouazdia3594 3 роки тому +66

      Like seriously, I live near international border and we often hear about the customs catching big quantities of drugs but everyone knows the actual big stuff is going right under their noses

    • @obowurx6625
      @obowurx6625 3 роки тому +5

      This!

    • @marioga90
      @marioga90 3 роки тому +15

      They do something similar in the Mexico/ American border. They try to bring in large amounts of illegal baloney while the car carrying the drugs drives past while their busy.

    • @adisjamak5825
      @adisjamak5825 3 роки тому +19

      @@iyedbouazdia3594 lollll right under their noses wink wink

  • @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443
    @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443 4 роки тому +1604

    "Cops hate him! See how he can drink as much he wants with this one, weird trick".

    • @Amplified435
      @Amplified435 4 роки тому +21

      Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @peamutbubber
      @peamutbubber 4 роки тому +8

      Bankers hate him! See how he keeps making MILLIONS with this one trick!

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @anisah8546
      @anisah8546 4 роки тому +3

      This comment will reach 1k likes by the end of today

    • @accoun
      @accoun 4 роки тому +2

      700th like

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 4 роки тому +3539

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "Any alcohol, has an effect"
    Dude be like.... I just blew .0 what else proof do you want?

    • @frankfort4717
      @frankfort4717 4 роки тому +158

      Blew a .0 twice too 😭

    • @alexmurphy5289
      @alexmurphy5289 4 роки тому +94

      His face is like "Didn't I just prove to you?"

    • @woke657
      @woke657 4 роки тому +16

      not .0, but straight up nothing, hahaha

    • @davidmrozinski3624
      @davidmrozinski3624 4 роки тому +4

      2.1k likes and 4 replies 😳

    • @sebastianandersen207
      @sebastianandersen207 4 роки тому

      How is that possible?? The breathometer must be rigged

  • @kingofswordz2865
    @kingofswordz2865 4 місяці тому +8

    This guys liver was working overtime when he saw the cops