The Side Effects of Vaccines - How High is the Risk?

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  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  3 роки тому +2448

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  • @dimbulb23
    @dimbulb23 5 років тому +2088

    I got measles at 14 (1959) before the vaccine was available. I lost a significant amount of hearing. At 62, I had a heart attack.... I was much, much sicker with measles at 14.
    I grew up in the Polio Era. My parents grew up in the era when smallpox was still around.
    No one worries now about polio or smallpox because of vaccines.
    As a child I contracted whooping cough, mumps, rubella, measles and chickenpox. I was a baby when I had whooping cough, that was very serious but I pulled through. None of the others were that serious in my case.
    My mother was 17 in 1918, the year the Spanish Flu. It killed a minimum of 50-100 million people worldwide, over 500,000 died in the U.S.. She lost her teenage boyfriend and several of her young friends. Her boyfriend was 19 and a coal miner. He went to work one morning not feeling well, came home a couple of hours later and was dead the next morning.
    Flu comes in many forms, some of them aren't that bad, some are dangerous only to the very young, those with other illnesses and the old. Others, like the 1918 flu kill the young and strong because their immune system overreacts and they die quickly of dehydration, fever or drown in their own mucus.
    Get a flu shot every year. Vaccinate your children. Previous generations didn't have this choice and suffered. You don't have to.

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 5 років тому +123

      Plus, Autism is better than having polio or measles.

    • @MichaelRainey
      @MichaelRainey 5 років тому +59

      I got chicken pox in the 80s before the vaccine was invented. I can still see the scars.

    • @Saturn.argo.
      @Saturn.argo. 5 років тому +40

      You are a hero

    • @andersquist8436
      @andersquist8436 5 років тому +40

      Wow, reading this gave me tge shivers

    • @dbrokensoul
      @dbrokensoul 5 років тому +72

      It's scary to think that it was only 1-2 generations ago that these plagues and serious disease killed many people.

  • @S.I.L.
    @S.I.L. 5 років тому +29132

    So there are cells that do nothing exept having war flashbacks.

    • @davidkinoti4051
      @davidkinoti4051 5 років тому +2134

      Vietnam bro

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 5 років тому +2630

      So vaccine litteraly cause ptsd?
      Edit (28/12/2020) : It's been like 1 years and a half and I still receive comment from people explaining to me that vaccine do not cause PTSD. Please stop. I'm aware of that. This comment was a joke.

    • @humanguyalsoperson7987
      @humanguyalsoperson7987 5 років тому +248

      Yyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!

    • @Metalders
      @Metalders 5 років тому +578

      No wonder they are always sleeping.

    • @anapaulapedro7025
      @anapaulapedro7025 5 років тому +681

      Laezar Don't give anti vaxxers ideas

  • @blakestrike3905
    @blakestrike3905 5 років тому +5042

    Thank you so much. Your homeopathy video was casually shown to my Mom at dinner one night (totally not planned ;])
    This is what started the long battle to get her to trust medicine. I'm 18 years old and I got my vaccines in February; WITH her approval and help. Thank you. You have touched my life.

    • @group555_
      @group555_ 5 років тому +219

      This needs more likes. Amazing that you where able to convince her. Made the world a but of a better place

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 5 років тому +48

      Well we glad to have you on board

    • @E_Bagels
      @E_Bagels 5 років тому +24

      Nice job!

    • @antlerman7644
      @antlerman7644 5 років тому +4

      @Tom Jones ikr

    • @xx_skullgamer_xx2754
      @xx_skullgamer_xx2754 5 років тому +3

      @Tom Jones Dude..

  • @ockinho1695
    @ockinho1695 2 роки тому +770

    My dad contracted polio when he was 2 in 1947, at that time a health crisis was happening and all parents were worried their children could contract the virus, as my father developed a high fever, my grandmother took him to the hospital and the doctors quickly diagnosed him with polio and treated him with medications they had at the time, it was enough to stop the virus from spreading to others parts of the body, but the damage caused to his left leg was irreversible, the sequels of the viral infection in his peripheral nervous system of the left leg made that so his leg would not grow with the rest of his body, as he got older, he made a total of 8 surgeries in a painful procedure that broke his bones to extend the leg, each time he made the surgery he was plastered for half a year until his leg healed. He was never able to run, but he loved to play futbol as a goalkeeper and swim at his teens. He still needs to use a device that makes his left leg higher to walk because his right leg is 3 cm longer than the left, but he never complained about it and always talks about the importance of being vaccinated. Glory to the vaccines and health professionals!

    • @bencyber8595
      @bencyber8595 2 роки тому +11

      thank you 😊 for sharing
      cheers to you 😀

    • @davidfoster5906
      @davidfoster5906 Рік тому +3

      The united states of America had a president who had polio His name was Franklin Delano Rosavelt

    • @minititan
      @minititan Рік тому

      No evidence, fake story

    • @ikawba00
      @ikawba00 Рік тому

      I saw a man's polio vaccine scar. He had gotten that vaccine as a kid. It looks scary.

    • @RLSELESGO
      @RLSELESGO Рік тому

      man that must've sucked for your dad

  • @rokentom3926
    @rokentom3926 5 років тому +1705

    Only thing UA-cam gets right is consistently putting this channels content on trending

    • @lamelmazerouno9332
      @lamelmazerouno9332 5 років тому +2

      If this is the only thing right UA-cam get on trending then your assumptions apply to this video too

    • @lordinquisitorpeter8221
      @lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 років тому

      @Matthew Talbot-Paine
      Well I wouldn't say that they don't have a political agenda. You know, that imigration video they made filled with lies. But that was a one time thing.

    • @aSingularPhoton
      @aSingularPhoton 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw 5 років тому +1

      @@lordinquisitorpeter8221 What about the Universal Basic Income video? I cringed through the whole thing.

    • @mrsaxman3602
      @mrsaxman3602 5 років тому +2

      Agreed - this channel only wants to educate people without having any bias in its information.

  • @shorty3725
    @shorty3725 4 роки тому +2412

    infection: attacks again.
    Memory cell: whomst has awoken the ancient one.

  • @poppasmurf4115
    @poppasmurf4115 5 років тому +661

    when i was in the navy, they lined us up and we walked a gauntlet of people facing each other with pneumatic guns vaccinating us in both arms. we were vaccinated against every disease we might encounter if they had a vaccination for it. as far as i know, none us died or became autistic. i was born in the 50s, and had measles, mumps, chicken pox myself, while i had cousins that had polio and whooping cough. if you can spare your children these experiences...DO IT!

    • @hibnky
      @hibnky 5 років тому +6

      So what type of Cancer were you diagnosed with Poppa Smurf?

    • @oceantaleroleplaysans3.030
      @oceantaleroleplaysans3.030 5 років тому +55

      @@hibnky what? How is cancer related to vaccines?

    • @corvidwyrm4113
      @corvidwyrm4113 5 років тому +6

      Hear it from the man himself! 😤

    • @DrCatdeJong
      @DrCatdeJong 5 років тому +33

      Finally, someone who doesn't use that many kids survived those diseases as an excuse to not vaccinate, as it must have been the worst you've ever felt. You deserve a medal of honor for fighting in the war, and a medal for your intelligence!😉 i'm not American, but still thank you for your service!

    • @corvidwyrm4113
      @corvidwyrm4113 5 років тому +5

      Laura De Jong agreed

  • @An_Average_Arsonist
    @An_Average_Arsonist Рік тому +540

    My mother has allways been religiously anti-government, she says she isnt anti-vax, shes just anti-thisvax, (covid), but watching this, and scrupulously examining your sources, shes no longer anti-anyvax, thank you so much kurgesagt for your impartial and incredible video!
    Now i just need to convince her that the earth isnt flat🙄, she's not 100% convinced it is, but she refuses to "rule out the possibility"
    New video idea maybe? "X2 elbow nudges"

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      So she was convinced by bill gates and kurzgesagt vaccine propaganda lies?
      Smart lady she must be : D
      A little bit easily manipulatable I would say, perhaps.

    • @subzerocatalyst
      @subzerocatalyst Рік тому +7

      @@Steel9k what does bill windows have to do with this???

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      @@subzerocatalyst
      Bill windows gives the money for vaccine propaganda, bribe scientists etc.
      Money is a strong motivation for provaxers.

    • @dreamypupper4080
      @dreamypupper4080 Рік тому +16

      @@Steel9k there’s a difference between “funded by” and “sponsored by”. This video wasn’t sponsored, it was funded.
      Also, grants from organizations like the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation make up around

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      @@dreamypupper4080
      So does it mean there is conflict of interests?
      Of course... this is a provax propaganda channel.

  • @heenatrevadia3192
    @heenatrevadia3192 5 років тому +707

    “Feelings are Immune to facts”
    -Kurzgesagt
    Greatest quote ever!!

    • @2auhsoj2
      @2auhsoj2 5 років тому +11

      fact don't care about feeling, so its mutual agreement

    • @49531
      @49531 5 років тому +26

      "Facts don't care about your feelings" - ex-meme review host

    • @KALOTO_OFFICAL
      @KALOTO_OFFICAL 5 років тому

      U got it backwards

    • @kolavadae4592
      @kolavadae4592 5 років тому +4

      Imagine living in a world where someone's feeling can get you in trouble

    • @maxxrr7389
      @maxxrr7389 5 років тому +1

      @Survive Thsht because of dicks, pussies and gender expression.

  • @halfthetimeeverytime6603
    @halfthetimeeverytime6603 5 років тому +1971

    I absolutely love that this channel uses a reverse clickbait style

    • @krustykrabpizza7279
      @krustykrabpizza7279 5 років тому +66

      And they constantly state vaccines have side effects thru the video only to put it into perfect un refutable perspective, what would happen too 10 million non vaccinated children.
      And what would happen to 10 million vaccinated children.
      Hope this video saves lives.

    • @vivavaldez87
      @vivavaldez87 5 років тому +24

      The only good kind of clickbait. Brilliant!

    • @LUNAASMR1
      @LUNAASMR1 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @amitmahto68
      @amitmahto68 5 років тому +7

      Took a while to figure what out what you meant. Thinking at really high level.

    • @somearmeddude
      @somearmeddude 2 роки тому +3

      It’s pronounced UNO reverse that’s how he dosent do clickbait

  • @VimalJose
    @VimalJose 5 років тому +992

    I guess the problem is, the people who really need to hear this, are probably not part of Kurzgesagt's audience.

    • @gabecornelio4364
      @gabecornelio4364 5 років тому +80

      I’d argue he kinda clickbaited the title to lure them in

    • @Sigfried666
      @Sigfried666 5 років тому +48

      The people who need to hear this refuse to listen to anything, really.
      Can't argue with them like rational people.

    • @dergotsch9284
      @dergotsch9284 5 років тому +10

      @@Sigfried666 We should still try, it may safe lifes.

    • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
      @user-jl7cz2pe6d 5 років тому +2

      @@kikikirikiw You're a Facebook group?

    • @kikikirikiw
      @kikikirikiw 5 років тому +2

      @@user-jl7cz2pe6d of course.

  • @matthewcole4053
    @matthewcole4053 2 роки тому +161

    Just discovered this channel today and have already watched quite a few videos, very informative stuff that is all properly sourced and explained exceptionally well. I wish that more of the teachers I had in school were able to express themselves this clearly and effectively.

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 Рік тому +7

      Well to be fair, this is scripted and rehearsed, and has plenty of visuals to help explain, while teachers don't have time to put together a whole video just to explain a quick question or get help from professionals and experts. It's kind of an unfair fight, don't you think?

    • @NINJATObeats666
      @NINJATObeats666 Рік тому +1

      I think this video has a lot of sponsored bias.

    • @rosebon9875
      @rosebon9875 Рік тому +5

      @@NINJATObeats666 bias about what? All their research is confirmable by any trustable source

    • @NINJATObeats666
      @NINJATObeats666 Рік тому +2

      @@rosebon9875 One of the main bias-points is where is Kurzgesagt getting it's money from to create such video's and where is the knowledge coming from. Not all vaccines have been so good for humanity and a lot of money is made with it, which leaves gaps for exploiting power.

    • @rosebon9875
      @rosebon9875 Рік тому

      @@NINJATObeats666 bro.. it explains the scientific details of how vaccines work & gives very detailed descriptions of the risks. Why do y’all always gotta suspect everyone & everything? Is it bc of the thrill u get pretending u know something no one else does? Why don’t u go search it for urself & see which ones r accurate. U think when ppl go to medical school they get trained on how to lie to people?💀 Ur insane

  • @Mycatjake1
    @Mycatjake1 5 років тому +448

    One of my great aunts had polio in the 1930s, my mom had mumps and chickenpox, my grandma had chickenpox (and later shingles), and one of my grandpa’s brothers died at the age of 2 from meningitis. Last I checked, polio is now nonexistent in the US, mumps and meningitis cases are rare, and chickenpox has been on the decline.
    Funny how the major declines in rates for these diseases occurred shortly after the vaccines for each of these were introduced. It’s almost like vaccines work.
    EDIT: Wow this is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 5 років тому +16

      Just wait, they'll come back and the antivaxxers will have no more excuses

    • @Sunshine-yl4vx
      @Sunshine-yl4vx 5 років тому +2

      I was vaxxed and still got the chicken pox and so did my sister and she was vaxxed. Do they work? You sure?

    • @AanandBajaj
      @AanandBajaj 5 років тому +15

      temperance123 um it’s called looking it up yourself?

    • @southerngirl102030
      @southerngirl102030 5 років тому +37

      @@Sunshine-yl4vx Vaccines don't work forever, and sometimes they're not effective in some people. But it GREATLY decreases an individuals chances of contracting a disease. Nothing's 100% here; it's science, there's always going to be a margin of error and freak accidents. It doesn't mean that we should give up the effort of preventing these diseases as best as we can for those that can't be protected.

    • @-antacid
      @-antacid 5 років тому +22

      Lisa Marie Lmao almost everyone gets chicken pox. That vaccination just protects you from it getting out of hand and causing death.

  • @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997
    @nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997 4 роки тому +708

    Imagine being so successful that people stop being afraid of the thing that you prevent to the point of arguing that you aren't necessary.

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 роки тому +12

      MMR:I felt that

    • @juancarlospinzonmedina6377
      @juancarlospinzonmedina6377 4 роки тому +37

      suffering from success

    • @Siyan4x
      @Siyan4x 4 роки тому +26

      The ironic thing about this comment is that the vaccine has been used long enough that it actually has ALMOST caused MMR to be extinct. The anti vaxxers are the ones reversing the trend

    • @heavymetalwetrust
      @heavymetalwetrust 4 роки тому +1

      Deep

    • @rachelcatherine2372
      @rachelcatherine2372 4 роки тому +1

      @@Siyan4x same with polio

  • @redeye117
    @redeye117 5 років тому +343

    It's sad to see we have a debate on this. I remember when I was young there was a constant reminder by everyone to vaccinate. It was a time when the spread of smallpox was fresh in people mind. What it's even sadder is the one who refuses vaccinate is not the one who really pays the price. It's their children.

    • @LeLouis
      @LeLouis 5 років тому +3

      @ree wagon you're damn right

    • @hydrogeddonn
      @hydrogeddonn 5 років тому +3

      *vaccinated people who don't have autism*
      I better not vaccinate my kids so they don't have autism
      *ITS ALMOST AS IF VACCINES DONT ACTUALLY CAUSE AUTISM*
      Unfortunately, they cannot fix stupid, lethal injection to civilians is illegal

    • @localfeliform
      @localfeliform 5 років тому +2

      there is a reason Elvis Presley got vaccinated on live television.

  • @AWESOME_GUY
    @AWESOME_GUY 2 роки тому +141

    A great slogan against drunk driving would be, “Would you rather crash on your friend’s couch or the highway?”

    • @trashboat115
      @trashboat115 3 місяці тому +8

      Completely random but ok

  • @emmanuellyloyola2030
    @emmanuellyloyola2030 5 років тому +424

    When I was too young to be vaccinated I contracted Pneumonia from kid with measles. I had to be hospitalized, I almost died. I don't want this to happen to anyone else

    • @pranavbadrinathan6693
      @pranavbadrinathan6693 5 років тому +10

      I know it's been forever, but i feel sorry for you. May that never happen to anyone. F

    • @elementx5701
      @elementx5701 5 років тому

      Cuz U need Vaccine

    • @major.dannyyy7327
      @major.dannyyy7327 5 років тому +6

      TheX Element fucking genus

    • @rachelcatherine8097
      @rachelcatherine8097 5 років тому +3

      I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad things got better!

    • @leinanightray4294
      @leinanightray4294 5 років тому +11

      I got pneumonia at age 21 because of a massive measles outbreak, I managed to avoid hospitalization thanks to a prompt antibiotic treatment but it was no joke. Why someone would be ok to take this risk with their children is beyond me

  • @leviathan1173
    @leviathan1173 5 років тому +7264

    Not gonna lie, the animation makes me think there could be a dope tower defense game based on the immune system.

    • @sandjgaez257
      @sandjgaez257 5 років тому +350

      I have always imagined my body fighting diseases as an army of little balls with faces armed with swords and shields.

    • @ShamrockUSA
      @ShamrockUSA 5 років тому +44

      Balloon tower defence

    • @sleystad872
      @sleystad872 5 років тому +71

      @@jardas4164 yeah that one can work too. But we need Kurzgesagt's style!

    • @marizanogueiramachado1566
      @marizanogueiramachado1566 5 років тому +7

      LOL there are v: i guess your not from the time where browser flashgames were a really big deal >-> like clickgames and 101 games v:

    • @leviathan1173
      @leviathan1173 5 років тому +6

      @@marizanogueiramachado1566
      I was, I guess I just happened to not come across any TD immune system games.

  • @philkurzmann8504
    @philkurzmann8504 2 роки тому +1978

    'Feelings are often immune to facts', love this quote.

    • @AlienPsyTing1
      @AlienPsyTing1 2 роки тому

      Vaccine companies are immune from damages

    • @joeldavis8507
      @joeldavis8507 2 роки тому +79

      Man literally said "facts don't care about your feelings." lol

    • @SirLukedatgoat
      @SirLukedatgoat 2 роки тому

      I don’t care if parents don’t vaccinate their kids. What I do care about is antivaxxers shoving their religious dogma down my throat.

    • @omarh8731
      @omarh8731 2 роки тому +12

      More like the complete opposite

    • @Roach18
      @Roach18 2 роки тому +1

      I don't get it

  • @scarecrowx_x4524
    @scarecrowx_x4524 Рік тому +39

    This channel is so good at educating! I hope they keep up their hard research and objective points of view

    • @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1
      @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 Рік тому +3

      This channel is meant to brainwash special needs children

    • @maddoxmonteza
      @maddoxmonteza Рік тому +1

      @@NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 hello my arrogant science denier fan

    • @asiamies9153
      @asiamies9153 Рік тому

      ​@@maddoxmontezaJust report his comments

    • @maddoxmonteza
      @maddoxmonteza Рік тому

      @@asiamies9153 yeah I will report it for spam or misinformation

    • @ItsKoryn
      @ItsKoryn Рік тому +1

      @@NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 In my opinion, your idiotic statement seems baseless and unfounded. The claim that Kurzgesagt is designed to brainwash special needs children has no evidence to back it up, and I don't see how it could be possible. Kurzgesagt is a channel that creates educational content on a range of subjects, from science to philosophy, and has a large following among people of all ages, backgrounds, and abilities. It is dedicated to providing reliable and accurate information, and there is no reason to believe that its content is intended to manipulate or deceive any particular group of people. Making such unfounded and untrue statements is not only unfair to Kurzgesagt but also harmful to the community as a whole, and it is essential to base our claims on facts and evidence.

  • @Matt-mp9ww
    @Matt-mp9ww 5 років тому +959

    Can we just acknowledge the beautiful artwork and the people who animated it?

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 5 років тому +24

      The animators of kurzegesagt are very talented and hard working folk. Definitely deserve some recognition

    • @silenced._.8969
      @silenced._.8969 5 років тому

      Yup

    • @AshleyEllwood
      @AshleyEllwood 5 років тому +4

      It's so colorful and great. The scary diseases look truly scary!

    • @infinitejack2115
      @infinitejack2115 5 років тому

      @@AshleyEllwood fear porn

    • @therwfer
      @therwfer 5 років тому +1

      We do that pretty much everytime a new video comes out. But hell, why not. Ackknowledged.

  • @beinyourguard
    @beinyourguard 5 років тому +2500

    1955: Oh look I found a way to deal with polio
    2019: For the last time, vaccines do NOT cause autism

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 5 років тому +41

      Pretty much
      Like I've said multiple times throughout my life I've given up on my generation

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy 5 років тому +20

      How vaccines were made:
      The Science Guy: "Lets make them stronger by hurting them"
      Bill Nye: "Eh, make sense"

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 років тому +48

      Amos John Sarmiento Do you not understand how vaccines work?

    • @sirtetris
      @sirtetris 5 років тому +10

      @@Pleasestoptalkingthanks It's a joke you know, since vaccines insert weak versions of bad diseases into your blood (might also be the pain of the injection)

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 років тому +12

      Aariz Anas I figured it might be the case, but considering there are people who are as blunt as possible without a hint of sarcasm down here one cant be too sure.

  • @IchigoKurosakicool
    @IchigoKurosakicool 5 років тому +677

    You know something is wrong with People when even Kurzgesagt is making a video about it.

    • @ethan-ps9pm
      @ethan-ps9pm 5 років тому +5

      Lucifer's son yeah especially something so obvious

  • @heiditronic2182
    @heiditronic2182 Рік тому +106

    I really don't understand the "vaccines cause autism" argument. Like, even if they did, would you rather your kid not be able to socialize as well, or die of measles at the age of 2? Like, I'm autistic, and I can function just fine.

    • @jamesgiles4517
      @jamesgiles4517 Рік тому +5

      Same
      As a fellow Autistic person is infuriates me that anti vaxxers bring this up because they're painting Autism as this "horrible disease" and it's better to die rather than "suffer from it"

    • @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1
      @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 Рік тому

      No, your disease (that the vax cause) is like a plague

    • @turquoiseturquoiseturquois1174
      @turquoiseturquoiseturquois1174 Рік тому

      @@NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1exactly. It's a SEVERE disease and it needs to be solved

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому +1

      Why do you even ask this question?
      Everybody can decide whether if they want vaccinations or don't.
      Is it your business?
      The real question is about
      - mandatory vaccinations
      - human rights / civil rights violations
      - discrimination
      - hate speech against unvaccinated peole.
      When do provaxers want to pay for these crimes?

    • @kevinsheldrick917
      @kevinsheldrick917 Рік тому +2

      If you get a few more, you might get food allergies as well, yay. Doesn't sound good to me but if you like the sound of them, good luck!

  • @gabrielevan148
    @gabrielevan148 5 років тому +628

    Side effects may also include : prolonged period of lifetime on earth

    • @r.majeni1702
      @r.majeni1702 5 років тому +4

      I actually cackled, sad times for all the suicidal kids out there

    • @tifawockhardt
      @tifawockhardt 5 років тому +2

      wish i wasn’t vaccinated then

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 5 років тому

      The big F

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 5 років тому +5

      @@andrejstojanovic5455 citation needed

    • @justaguy6216
      @justaguy6216 5 років тому +3

      YEEEEAAAASSSS more years of insufferable loneliness and depression CANNOT wait.

  • @vortexfc-2ndchannel990
    @vortexfc-2ndchannel990 5 років тому +399

    The graphics on this channel are incredible

  • @chou4628
    @chou4628 5 років тому +639

    *Measles when it sees me*: a new fresh host i see
    My vaccinated immune system: i’ve been expecting you

    • @diamonddestroy6454
      @diamonddestroy6454 5 років тому +10

      Edit to original post: (turn around in swivel chair in a dark room) “Ive been expecting you” Disease looks around like I know something and it does not.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 5 років тому +2

      Also a bit like "Hello Darkness, my old friend."

    • @mostafaaly487
      @mostafaaly487 5 років тому +1

      Christopher G and a bit like 👀👀

    • @motaaaa
      @motaaaa 5 років тому +8

      My immune system has studied the blade

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 років тому +4

      Immune system: Hello there

  • @Godzilla__Gamer
    @Godzilla__Gamer 6 місяців тому +87

    Bro, people are so annoying treating autism like a cancer. It’s just someone who processes thoughts in a different way.

    • @karimalaili6109
      @karimalaili6109 5 місяців тому +3

      Great statement!
      But vaccines don't cause autism.

    • @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq
      @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq 5 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@karimalaili6109they probably know this already and probably wasn’t saying that they do.

    • @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq
      @FirstnameLastname-jd4uq 5 місяців тому +9

      Also that’s a bit of an oversimplification of autism

    • @diwang3845
      @diwang3845 4 місяці тому +3

      I mean basically

    • @MichaelC-to7uz
      @MichaelC-to7uz 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah... Not like a bad apple😊

  • @timezparadox
    @timezparadox 5 років тому +817

    My siblings and I are among the seriously allergic group. So plz get vaccinated if you can safely 🙂

    • @roseluman2890
      @roseluman2890 5 років тому +32

      I hope you're okay!
      P. S. I'm vaccinated

    • @westoncampbell9388
      @westoncampbell9388 5 років тому +55

      We got you fam 👌👌

    • @Salvatore25987
      @Salvatore25987 5 років тому +27

      WE DID THIS FOR YOU
      BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU

    • @nelsonmartins8995
      @nelsonmartins8995 5 років тому

      Try live vaccines

    • @batissta44
      @batissta44 5 років тому +1

      Im Pro-vaccines but I think babies should get them at about the age of 1. I think vaccines are to powerful for their little brains because they contain mercury that can have side effects like Autism.

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 5 років тому +649

    I'm kinda Sad about Memory cells.
    Their entire purpose for existence is PTSD...

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 5 років тому +44

      i mean, they have a better life than most of the immune system's cells, which either exist to fight until they die from exhaustion or are programmed to commit suicide the moment they're no longer useful.

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 5 років тому +1

      The nam

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 5 років тому

      Yal Rathol vat

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 5 років тому

      @@animo9050 what?

    • @srjthompson1952
      @srjthompson1952 5 років тому +8

      @@Yal_Rathol you just explained the immune system in great detail

  • @adamwong6062
    @adamwong6062 5 років тому +685

    Basically slumbering memory cells have a vietnam flashback when an attacker is near and unleash napalm among the bacteria

    •  5 років тому +16

      And become the anti veit cong

    • @POTUSenclave
      @POTUSenclave 5 років тому

      Ahhhh a red panda

    • @bettercetacean
      @bettercetacean 5 років тому +9

      Virus: *comes in*
      Memory Cell: *Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*

    • @azula-3875
      @azula-3875 5 років тому

      hahahahaha

    • @icu9313
      @icu9313 5 років тому

      I give this an A+

  • @wisteriahysteria8742
    @wisteriahysteria8742 2 місяці тому +4

    My mother told me when my older brother was very young, he contacted chicken pox. It was so bad that it took him a while to recover and my motjer thought she's lose him. He got over ot but it affected his muscles for a while. Je couldn't even walk. My mother had to give him leg massages and trained him to walk again. It was a very hard and emotional time for her. Everyone thought he could never walk again, but he did. Then he caught it again whwn he and I went to school. We were both bedridden with fever and my only memory of it was staring at the ceiling all day while I was burning up woth fever. I got a much milder one so it wasn't bad. I still have those "craters" left behind by the virus on my forehead and my leg. I'm just grateful my kids will never have to go through this thanks to vaccines!

  • @Its_Sebas_Yk
    @Its_Sebas_Yk 5 років тому +293

    tbh I liked how this was clickbait for the anti vaxxers that thought they were going to have proof of vaccines being bad. I like that. 10/10 best clickbait ever

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 років тому

      Anti vaxxer: cLIk bAIt Dis iS sCyEnTiFIcallY INaCyuRate

    • @aasmodayy
      @aasmodayy 5 років тому

      They still think the information is wrong. They also still think there are aborted babies in vaccines.

  • @ac3d225
    @ac3d225 5 років тому +426

    Finally a kurzesagt video that doesn't give me a existential crisis

    • @ronto55
      @ronto55 5 років тому +3

      They told you if they ceep doing this many children will die..... 😑

    • @exonanimations1234
      @exonanimations1234 5 років тому +3

      @@ronto55 No Johnny was referring to his other videos regarding stuff to do with loneliness, if every bomb exploded at the same time and universe stuff.

    • @fin9658
      @fin9658 5 років тому

      Ceep?

    • @mirzaerdurak9650
      @mirzaerdurak9650 5 років тому +1

      The fact that this video exists and that people believe that vaccines are bad should make u question the worlds sanity level

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t 5 років тому +2

      I was going to give this a like, then I saw it was on 69 likes
      Sorry here is a like instead :D 👍

  • @davocreative
    @davocreative 5 років тому +1486

    *UA-cam, are you there? You can recommend this instead of all the irrelevant junk out there!*

    • @OldManJenkinsSource
      @OldManJenkinsSource 5 років тому +65

      Are you sure you don't want to watch "Peppa Pig 10 Hour Marathon Finger Family Kids Cartoon"?

    • @johntuffield1457
      @johntuffield1457 5 років тому +10

      No no no, google makes more money off of that irrelevant trash. Google is trash now.

    • @marthedreamer7629
      @marthedreamer7629 5 років тому +3

      davocreative THIS!!

    • @wolfco47
      @wolfco47 5 років тому +12

      UA-cam, can we put this at the top of the trending videos please? Maybe if we keep it there for a week, several more children will live well.

    • @Shrektacular2468
      @Shrektacular2468 5 років тому +5

      UA-cam: "I'm Bipolar and See Things that Aren't Real"

  • @TweekLudwig
    @TweekLudwig 2 роки тому +80

    I knew a guy in Boy Scouts who was 2-3 years older than me, and he told me he couldn’t be vaccinated when I was 12. It blew my mind how that could happen, but it makes sense all these years later. Love you for more information I didn’t know, Kurzgesagt!

    • @tealtealteal7778
      @tealtealteal7778 2 роки тому

      Greenbush

    • @CarlAngeles-i6q
      @CarlAngeles-i6q Рік тому

      Me who is scout:

    • @sgmmk5
      @sgmmk5 9 місяців тому

      Why can't he be vaccinated? Vaccines are too dangerous for him, I wonder why that is? Maybe vaccines are already dangerous to begin with?

  • @joshou3759
    @joshou3759 5 років тому +1107

    The memory cells must have serious ptsd if they have to remember the war every moment theyre alive

    • @mestre_geralt
      @mestre_geralt 5 років тому +65

      I guess that's why they are forced to sleep hehe

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 років тому +38

      Joshou
      and the only reason they exist is so that they fight another war with the same enemy

    • @mestre_geralt
      @mestre_geralt 5 років тому +44

      @@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 They remember the efficient tactics and weapons. They were the soldiers, now they are the generals.

    • @taqi3703
      @taqi3703 5 років тому +8

      their ptsd is used to make them an efficient commander

    • @zeroinfo6582
      @zeroinfo6582 5 років тому +5

      maybe
      maybe thats why theyre asleep

  • @socky9807
    @socky9807 5 років тому +1201

    Memory cell : Has a war with a virus
    Memory cell : goes to sleep
    Virus : comes back
    Memory cell : -Vietnam flashbacks-

  • @chemicalvirus9144
    @chemicalvirus9144 5 років тому +1652

    Pain is temporary
    Polio is forever

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 років тому +18

      Yup.

    • @stutterjones1821
      @stutterjones1821 5 років тому +17

      Spittin staright facts

    • @stutterjones1821
      @stutterjones1821 5 років тому +28

      @@FulllNameUnknown bruh im 14 and this is deep

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 5 років тому +7

      Love you or hate you you’re spitting straight fax

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 5 років тому +8

      Antivaxxers: -We are afraid of needles- VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1

  • @charliespurr7325
    @charliespurr7325 2 роки тому +18

    Remember, even if you dodge the vaccine and prevent harm from it, the danger from the disease is STILL THERE. You can still get the disease, and are at higher risk for complications. Meaning you have to cross the road of exposing yourself to risk at SOME POINT: the risk from vaccines, or the risk from the disease. I for one, would feel better choosing the probably less risky option and be done with it, safe in the knowledge that I've substantially reduced risk in the long term.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +391

    "Feelings are often immune to facts." -- Kurzgesagt, 2019

    • @rei1sba315
      @rei1sba315 5 років тому +26

      Facts don’t care about your feelings 😂

    • @Leonardo-G
      @Leonardo-G 5 років тому +6

      -Ben Shapiro

    • @zfproductions2102
      @zfproductions2102 5 років тому +4

      This is why religion exists.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 5 років тому +2

      Until the facts bite you in the ass.

    • @shirkit
      @shirkit 5 років тому +1

      @@zfproductions2102 well

  • @jacoblee6079
    @jacoblee6079 4 роки тому +897

    Kurzgesagt: Vaccines are like seatbelts...
    Anti-seatbelters: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @genbin2477
      @genbin2477 4 роки тому +57

      SeAt BeLtS CaUsE AuTiSm

    • @the_real_skateboard
      @the_real_skateboard 4 роки тому +2

      Chi Chi I’m uhh...
      Pretty horrified

    • @josegamboa9691
      @josegamboa9691 4 роки тому +1

      @@cheddarcheese9311 xdd

    • @johipo3699
      @johipo3699 4 роки тому +6

      Anti-seatbelters won’t say that because they would be dead.

    • @gloriousgod
      @gloriousgod 4 роки тому +16

      Fun fact: Some Americans protested against seat belt laws when it was introduced, they called it tyranny and that it took away freedom.

  • @enzonicgaming
    @enzonicgaming 5 років тому +267

    **Influenza hits you for a second time**
    Your memory cells: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

    • @house_cocoon
      @house_cocoon 5 років тому +24

      Memory cells: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @patrickbaker-evens1911
      @patrickbaker-evens1911 5 років тому +14

      My memory cells are having bubonic plague flash backs.

    • @jwas886
      @jwas886 5 років тому +4

      Unvaccinated kids immune system: "I'll have two flues, a bronchitis, a pneumonia with extra fever, two measles, one with encephalitis, and an advanced case of diphtheria."

    • @insertobject4002
      @insertobject4002 5 років тому +3

      @@jwas886 [insert waiter]
      Ok do you want a yearly special of smallpox?

  • @micaelafrei1118
    @micaelafrei1118 Рік тому +8

    thank you for telling people about all of these things

  • @darioorlic1941
    @darioorlic1941 5 років тому +14339

    0:18 "Vaccines can have side effects."
    Anti-vaxxer: I knew it!
    *closes video

    • @randomnessproductions4212
      @randomnessproductions4212 5 років тому +1581

      this is funny because it's true

    • @TheCampfile
      @TheCampfile 5 років тому +651

      @Rose Orchard Did you even watch the video?

    • @venus2630
      @venus2630 5 років тому +604

      @Rose Orchard Side effects that are incredibly rare though. Like I'd rather take that risk than take a much higher risk by not vaccinating.

    • @helloj1680
      @helloj1680 5 років тому +383

      Rose Orchard this point was addressed in the video and the data showed that a case like this was a 1 in a billion and even then the details on these deaths claiming to be from vaccines are very sketchy.

    • @Elendrial
      @Elendrial 5 років тому +277

      ​@Rose Orchard Oh please are you ignorant to the case of parents not vaccinating their children and right after the child gets sick and dies?
      C'mon, while sure it _may_ happen and _may_ be caused by the vaccine*, it's still far safer to just get the bloody vaccine, and we end up with fewer dead kids.
      (* as the video and further reading says, there aren't any studies proving this, only anecdotal evidence by people who aren't doctors and typically do not have much medical knowledge)

  • @leonardosalustriano6791
    @leonardosalustriano6791 5 років тому +925

    Kurzgesagt showing what’s wrong with anti vax conspiracy without being rude or hateful, but just being polite and logical, sometimes a gentle message have more impact than a agressive one
    Cheers for Kurzgesagt!
    Edit:I know, sometimes ignorance really puts our patience in edge, but my point is that Kurzgesagt is not being like “Vaccinate your children or they will die” head on, they actually first talk about the risk of vaccines, to just after that show that actually not vaccinating your children really is a very, very horrible decision

    • @jasskeeper8152
      @jasskeeper8152 5 років тому +6

      Yeah,no shit
      But "we" do love to roast them with fact

    • @capedluna
      @capedluna 5 років тому +9

      Many have pro vac have been nice. Anti vax ppl are rude when we give facts. Curious how they will react to this type of video.

    • @miennguyen1022
      @miennguyen1022 5 років тому +13

      @@capedluna
      " This is one of many lies created by the government in order to control us! "

    • @irtezaaqueel4834
      @irtezaaqueel4834 5 років тому +20

      Anti vax memes lasted longer than anti vax kids

    • @sicklymoonlight
      @sicklymoonlight 5 років тому +1

      One guy did say, "You simply can't win against an idiot with your facts."

  • @jbkkkkk
    @jbkkkkk 3 роки тому +664

    I didn't get the chicken pox vaccine growing up, so when I got it as a kid, it sucked so much. My sister had a pox mark on her face into her teens. Plus we both have a higher risk of getting shingles later in life. Thanks mom and dad.

    • @pi7855
      @pi7855 3 роки тому +49

      R.I.P., hope your parents realize what the hell was wrong with them, or as an alternative for them to "naturally" die by a disease that their body didn't know even existed.

    • @lifesucketh4923
      @lifesucketh4923 3 роки тому +41

      Me too, my mother was a nutritionist in a hospital, but she didn't get us the vaccine for the wrong reason.
      My country is at developing status, meaning we don't have much vaccines, instead, parents here let their child get the pox after birth so that the symptoms are lesser and not as harmful, they basically had us get my immune system clapped to make vietnam war veterans, I caught the pox at 3rd grade though, and now I have 2 scars below my eyelids.
      Sad thing is, is that my family is not prone to getting pimples or acne, so I could've had compact and smooth looking skin.
      Won't complain though.

    • @lifesucketh4923
      @lifesucketh4923 3 роки тому +14

      @@pi7855 Chicken Pox is not really dangerous, you basically just get itchy clear pimples.
      It goes away pretty fast.

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 роки тому +32

      @@lifesucketh4923 still sucks, and for some people it is dangerous though.

    • @lifesucketh4923
      @lifesucketh4923 3 роки тому +10

      @@superrooster18 what's even funnier about your statement is the fact that you have a chicken as your profile picture, and your name is "SUPER ROOSTER18".

  • @Amaryllissx
    @Amaryllissx Рік тому +6

    I used this video to help me in an essay I did last year. Thank you so much! ❤

  • @seebee9362
    @seebee9362 5 років тому +3983

    Bacteria: *comes a second time.
    Memory cell: *Vietnam flashback.

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 5 років тому +31

      Gladiator_Studio I AIN’T NO FORTUNATE SOOOOOOON

    • @djpupsik98
      @djpupsik98 5 років тому +76

      now you know that your cells can have PTSD too

    • @werteemc2037
      @werteemc2037 5 років тому +12

      Was finding this comment

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 5 років тому +20

      Memory cell: *starts having seizures*
      Virus: *what is he doing*

    • @_richardmiranda
      @_richardmiranda 5 років тому +4

      I was looking for a comment like that
      The memory cell looks like having Vietnam flashbacks

  • @ExE_9808
    @ExE_9808 5 років тому +583

    The way the title is worded AND the thumbnail makes this seem as it is pro antivacc, making them click it and watch it, showed this to my friend who has been considering not getting a vaccination (his mom was slowly convincing him) and he started to admit that maybe he and his mom are making a bad decision, hopefully they vaccinate him

    • @TheEnabledDisabled
      @TheEnabledDisabled 5 років тому +34

      At least they are considering, it not something many antivaxxers do

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 5 років тому +16

      Good save them before to late

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 5 років тому +9

      Restoration 100

    • @megalith7796
      @megalith7796 5 років тому +6

      Take matters in your hands and stab him with the required vaccine asap. 😁 Anti-vax ppl will never change.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 5 років тому +8

      @@megalith7796 if someone did that, the antivaxx movement? would only get stronger.

  • @joeswanson3409
    @joeswanson3409 5 років тому +381

    Legit showing this to my extended family at the next family holiday if they bring up their conspiracies on vaccinations yet again! Tired of repeating my logical and scientific explanation a couple times a year! Thanks for the video aid!

    • @Voodoo-ku2vc
      @Voodoo-ku2vc 5 років тому +14

      Be sure too show them the video of why you can trust kurzgesagt. "Can you trust kurzgesagt videos?"

    • @isaac479
      @isaac479 5 років тому +10

      Mordecay are you supporting antivaxxers?

    • @eduardoiiihabon6524
      @eduardoiiihabon6524 5 років тому

      Please update us what they think about later!

    • @Fake.plastic.guy.
      @Fake.plastic.guy. 5 років тому +4

      I thought a holiday was spending time away from the damn family. Yer dewin it all wrong!

    • @adyady1164
      @adyady1164 5 років тому +3

      Your profile pic should destroy any conspiracy

  • @epicworldespanol8312
    @epicworldespanol8312 Рік тому +7

    I have Autism(asperger to be exact) and I was born with it, it is not a DISEASE it is a CONDITION, it really makes me mad when people not only use it to basically insult people that have it but also blame it on the only thing that is keeping us from dyng from diseases so I took personal every comment or "argument" from the Anti-vax, amazing video as always

    • @hello-sz7hp
      @hello-sz7hp Рік тому

      Therecwas a bunch of timers that was a bunch of bunch bunchdhdh that went up to the spiral yes!!.. The window was happy after the arched shaped light that you saw when you were acting like hearts erre not acting your way!!.. The fan was shaking and then the oval shaped santa cloz was not being a good humpty shaped moons!!!.. The sun was not your favorite time of yearcas it hoped back and forth on you with legos!!!.. That was not the best spinning cylinders certainty time at all

    • @epicworldespanol8312
      @epicworldespanol8312 Рік тому

      @@hello-sz7hp What the fuck is wrong with you

    • @SaffronTrack
      @SaffronTrack Рік тому

      ​@@epicworldespanol8312idk honestly, he has replied on a bunch of comments and makes no sense

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      Well lets just say that we stand for our human rights and for our freedom, we stand for medical self-determination and we will never comply to provaxer fascists, we will never take part in human experiments.
      Thats all, have a good life!

    • @epicworldespanol8312
      @epicworldespanol8312 Рік тому

      @@Steel9k You are not only risking your own health but also the people you interact with(parents siblings children...) so is not a matter of private health, vaccination is a national health priority an Vaccination should be mandatory, thats how we beat Variola and the only reason we havent erradicated other dangerous diseases is because of people like you, iliterate bastards that belive every conspiracy told by any idiot

  • @RiasatSalminSami
    @RiasatSalminSami 5 років тому +312

    This video was really well made.
    60 fps, good graphics, "wasted death screen" and whatnot.
    Also the closed captions had nice graphics.

    • @duzehalo
      @duzehalo 5 років тому +5

      I'm amazed by the quality. It was really a pleasure to watch

    • @Coppertine_
      @Coppertine_ 5 років тому +3

      I do say so myself.. This is what studios can do correctly.. not like huge enterpises that look at money as their only thing.

    • @sumbuddy4088
      @sumbuddy4088 5 років тому +1

      There was also an avengers reference, possible plague inc reference, and most likely more I didn’t notice

    • @FenicxCE
      @FenicxCE 5 років тому +1

      Also the Marvel Cinematic Universe reference.

    • @Mrwrenchifi
      @Mrwrenchifi 5 років тому +3

      Coppertine kurzgesagt puts all their efforts towards education. Education that is entertaining enough for people to want to watch it

  • @trickstr5485
    @trickstr5485 5 років тому +681

    the amount of people who disliked this video is genuinely disturbing

    • @whoot813
      @whoot813 5 років тому +37

      Just a guess, but I'd bet it reflects the actual ratio between people who vaccinate and those who don't.

    • @bullracing1
      @bullracing1 5 років тому +1

      Riddle Fans lol

    • @ibhauptmann98
      @ibhauptmann98 5 років тому +6

      It's only slightly higher than 1% of the amount that liked it.

    • @MoarCheeseBirb
      @MoarCheeseBirb 5 років тому +4

      The title is enough to support antivax morons, they won't watch the video.

    • @ILOVECARHISTORY
      @ILOVECARHISTORY 5 років тому +2

      But it has 100k likes

  • @andyli8386
    @andyli8386 5 років тому +643

    Human: *Gets sick*
    Memory Cells: *Vietnam flashbacks intensify*

    • @peoplermean
      @peoplermean 5 років тому +2

      Lol =)))))) hay

    • @HighMunten
      @HighMunten 5 років тому +1

      Was thinking the exact same thing haha

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 5 років тому +8

      "Yeah I was there during the Great Fart of '09 I'll tell ya what…"

    • @gtALIEN
      @gtALIEN 5 років тому

      lmao

    • @AAA-pz2jj
      @AAA-pz2jj 5 років тому +4

      _trees start speaking measles_

  • @LunaWingz
    @LunaWingz 2 роки тому +70

    I got measles and chicken pox as a kid 🙃 it was the most miserable time of my life. I also proceeded to make my parents life the most miserable time because I had to be quarantined from the rest of the people in the family... which meant I slept in their room since they were already immune to it. Also my mother made me get them because apparently it was better getting them than getting a vaccine. AKa, they asked the sick kid's family to play with me. 30 yrs later, I"m not surprised my mother is a huge promoter of "it's better to get covid than get a vac". Still surprised considering her compromised immune system with cancer and chemo would have made me think that she would campaign for it and not against it.

    • @kayukshi4271
      @kayukshi4271 Рік тому

      bro why cant your mother try and get covid herself without vaccination an die from it like fr fr vaccine is bassically something that can train your immune system im pretty sure vaccine side effects are commom but not guaranteed i barely got a side effect from covid vax like i was just a bit tired NO FEVER

    • @bullymaguire632
      @bullymaguire632 Рік тому

      The covid thing is at least somewhat true but still wrong
      Technically it is better to get covid than to get vaccinated because the efficacy is higher but it's much more risky so it's better to just get vaccinated and then get infected as a booster

    • @kayukshi4271
      @kayukshi4271 Рік тому

      @@bullymaguire632 true bc booster shots are for the healthiest people cant be for anyone here

    • @kayukshi4271
      @kayukshi4271 Рік тому

      @@bullymaguire632 personally i would try to not get covid at all i have been vaccinated

    • @kayukshi4271
      @kayukshi4271 Рік тому

      even if i put no effort to try not to get covid

  • @smelly6137
    @smelly6137 5 років тому +4777

    i love that the title is clickbait for anti-vaxxers. magnificent strategy

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 5 років тому +46

      Good

    • @smelly6137
      @smelly6137 5 років тому +5

      Pan Cytryna też tak twierdze, proszę pana

    • @caponuts
      @caponuts 5 років тому +120

      @@smelly6137 sorry, I don't speak r/ihadastroke

    • @heho7953
      @heho7953 5 років тому +51

      Coussinex The dank yeeter that I’m pretty sure is polish

    • @magdaciechocka3076
      @magdaciechocka3076 5 років тому

      @@smelly6137 Ja tu widzę, że nie tylko Anglicy przyszli obejrzyć wideo.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 5 років тому +524

    I may have nightmares about that measles animation.

    • @TheZelvan
      @TheZelvan 5 років тому +9

      Make a video 💕

    • @matthewvasta9425
      @matthewvasta9425 5 років тому

      bruh tell maxmoefoepokemon to release his abandoned power station video

    • @JunkD0g
      @JunkD0g 5 років тому

      What u doing snooping here? Love ur vids too

    • @bingham392
      @bingham392 5 років тому +1

      Certified Bruh Moment

    • @charliecampbell5207
      @charliecampbell5207 5 років тому +1

      bruh

  • @stolaslikestea6169
    @stolaslikestea6169 5 років тому +4959

    Bacteria: Enters body a second time
    Memory cells: *Awakens*
    Bacteria: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @leflamewolf
    @leflamewolf Рік тому +21

    I recently had a fairly serious reaction to a flu vaccine. Basically for the day afterwards I had mild pain all over my body and I was exhausted both physically and mentally. It was a pain and I got nothing done that day, but I will happily trade one day of productivity if I don't have to face something worse that will last a whole week.

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому +1

      Than you can calm down, you might get the seasonal flu, like, there is a 50% chance your shots worked.
      What if you needed to trade a lifetime of GBS or some other autoimmune condition for a little cold?

    • @asiamies9153
      @asiamies9153 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Steel9kWhat if you stopped spreading dangerous misinformation that is based on nothing?

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      @@asiamies9153
      What do you call misinformation, pal?
      I claimed 2 things
      "you might get the seasonal flu, like, there is a 50% chance your shots worked. "
      I claimed there is (roughly) 50% flu shot efficacy rate.
      Check it on ECDC. I guess you do it every year, like normal informed people.
      2nd I mentioned two severe conditions related to vaccinations, just to talk a little about possible side effects.
      "What if you needed to trade a lifetime of GBS or some other autoimmune condition for a little cold?"
      What do you call misinformation?
      And man... :D please its only morning in my time zone, dont make me laugh so hard :)
      You say dangerous misinformation.
      Under a video, financed by the provax gates foundation. It is a propaganda video payd by provax propagandists, and you reckon I spread the misinformation.
      In the neighboring country soldiers blow up buildings. With weapons (i mean in ukrain).
      In my country provaxer soldiers do come and abduct children, like months old toddlers.
      Like armed with semi automatic fire arms.
      And you call "misinformations" dangerous :D
      Man, I think you won this day, wasnt it women's day anyway? :D
      From now its yours, you are the king today!
      Your humour rulez mate!

    • @jeanbriones1190
      @jeanbriones1190 Рік тому

      @@Steel9k you are pathetic.

    • @ItsKoryn
      @ItsKoryn Рік тому

      ​​​@@Steel9k Huh? You're spreading missinformation even through you're denying it.
      Wat?
      I could not find any official statement from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) stating that there is a vaccine with a 50% efficacy rate.
      Btw you never debunked anything I said yet and good luck trying!

  • @davekorytak9707
    @davekorytak9707 5 років тому +921

    The biggest message is that when your kid is allergic to a vaccine...you have to promote vaccines to others to save your kid.

    • @catalindeluxus8545
      @catalindeluxus8545 5 років тому +17

      Perhaps they should test kids to see whether allergic or not.
      In many cases medics don't test, so very few develop side effects, then BOOM - "Vaccines killed my child!" stories everywhere

    • @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711
      @friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 5 років тому +16

      Catalin Deluxus I’m confused if you are Karen or not...

    • @ab8393
      @ab8393 5 років тому +7

      Julian Elgie it’s just a lvl 1 Karen

    • @nikkoquillamarcalixtro3031
      @nikkoquillamarcalixtro3031 5 років тому +2

      Well, you should weigh the scale between preventable DISEASES vs. allergic reaction, then make your conclusion about it...
      "As long as I can get measles and hepatitis I'm cool. But not temporary rashes, swelling, watery eyes, etc. those are really annoying, I'd rather die."

    • @ramp8536
      @ramp8536 5 років тому +4

      @@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 nah what he's saying is that ignorant karens who don't check if their child is allergic to a vaccine and have them take it, only to suffer serious effects creates the misinformation of "oOOo vAccinES KiLLeD mY chILD DonT gEt VaccINES"

  • @salty8051
    @salty8051 5 років тому +284

    Have to be honest. My mom is antivax so i Never have been vaccinated (except tetanus) I tried to always convince her that vaccinating your child isn’t as bad as she thinks but she wouldn’t believe me.
    Luckily I now have a video which she might understand and maybe she will change her mind.
    Ps: I’m now turning 18 so I might go and get vaccines myself. Don’t know which ones to get though cause I have never been confronted with this topic my whole life.

    • @kath2oo4
      @kath2oo4 5 років тому +82

      just discuss it with the doctor :) they will know what to recommend and the intervals between the different vaccines.

    • @twilightprincess5333
      @twilightprincess5333 5 років тому +17

      I don't know if it's the same in your country as here in germany but here, I think, you can just go to your doctor and ask what vaccines you should get (like measles, smallpox and others like this)

    • @RhiannonSmudge
      @RhiannonSmudge 5 років тому +13

      I'm not sure how these things work exactly, but you can always ask a doctor to help you out. I imagine that there is a medical record showing what you've been vaccinated with before, and what you need now, but again, I'm not sure what the specifics are, like if you need to provide your health insurance information. I think your best bet is to go to a doctor's office for consultation and explain your situation, so then they can see what they can do (unless anyone else has some better advice)
      oh, and if you still live with your mom, wear long sleeves after you get vaccinated, so she doesn't see the little bandaid on your arm and subjects you to her wrath

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 5 років тому +2

      If you want to it's up to you. Just like with killing yourself and inbreeding. Your body, your choice.

    • @fleurdepapaye9635
      @fleurdepapaye9635 5 років тому +2

      I would suggest to go to your personal doctor and ask for vaccine book to put your vaccination on record.

  • @porkerr_5485
    @porkerr_5485 5 років тому +491

    Everyone: What did you just do?
    Kurzgesagt: I went for the head.

    • @axidion
      @axidion 5 років тому +24

      Anti-vaxxers: *HAIL HYDRA!*

    • @s9k_yt
      @s9k_yt 5 років тому +3

      *Ah man*

    • @ChenLiYong
      @ChenLiYong 5 років тому +3

      Parker Gonzaga wait, that is not a Walking Dead game reference?

    • @RianKashfi
      @RianKashfi 5 років тому +2

      @@ChenLiYong Endgame reference.

    • @thewitherbossyt6752
      @thewitherbossyt6752 5 років тому +2

      Parker Gonzaga uhh anti-vaxxers dont have a head.

  • @lenkastangovaokkes2918
    @lenkastangovaokkes2918 Рік тому +8

    Our bodies are truly amazing

    • @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1
      @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 Рік тому +6

      Only if your dont have the vax chemicals inside of you

    • @ThePhilosophicalOne
      @ThePhilosophicalOne Рік тому +1

      @@sithwolf8017 yeah, believing that germ theory is just a theory is so stupid... 🙄
      You didn't eradicate smallpox. Stop using fridges, freezers, soap, sinks, tubs, etc and watch how quickly you get smallpox... Hygeine "eradicated" it.

    • @sithwolf8017
      @sithwolf8017 Рік тому +2

      @@ThePhilosophicalOne soooo why is there no cases of smallpox in third world countries? Ya know places with near or outright nonexistent hygiene/sanitation policies? Germ theory deniers seem to forget places like Africa, South America, and Asia even exist.

    • @sithwolf8017
      @sithwolf8017 Рік тому +2

      @@ThePhilosophicalOne well? No response to my question? Or did you realize how stupid your claim was?

    • @lanternlant1280
      @lanternlant1280 Рік тому

      @@sithwolf8017 You are probably the same kind of person who think teens and young adults still using bounce houses is okay

  • @Ghost-yw7lf
    @Ghost-yw7lf 5 років тому +3056

    Karen: sees title
    Karen: finally this will support my argument
    Kurzgesagt: well yes, but actually no

    • @ceoofracistnigga5768
      @ceoofracistnigga5768 5 років тому +91

      Am I a JoKe To YoU

    • @hisisters3866
      @hisisters3866 5 років тому +75

      Karen the wife KAREN GIRL DID THAT GREEN TEA FINALLY CURE YOUR SONS POLIO??? 😂

    • @carnosinehobs7759
      @carnosinehobs7759 5 років тому +7

      KKK, is what you have made-acronym

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +49

      That’s the point. This video is built to trick Antivaxxers to educate them.

    • @banana_factory_6960
      @banana_factory_6960 5 років тому +7

      Karen's man fucking karens

  • @Idkwhatimdoing_
    @Idkwhatimdoing_ 3 роки тому +2822

    i kinda like how the entire purpose of our memory cells’ existence is to have ptsd

    • @AzuriteMaybe
      @AzuriteMaybe 3 роки тому +143

      must fucking suck to be one of those guys

    • @wizsamspider3688
      @wizsamspider3688 3 роки тому +275

      B-cell: So what’s your job?
      Memory cell: Vietnam flashbacks.
      B-cell: …what?

    • @atlas2296
      @atlas2296 3 роки тому +77

      THEY WERE IN THE CELLS MAN

    • @pyroblade888
      @pyroblade888 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @alexdavidson7498
      @alexdavidson7498 3 роки тому +41

      @@wizsamspider3688 tfw the capillaries start speaking polio

  • @stefanozappella6284
    @stefanozappella6284 5 років тому +908

    1950: “we will have flying cars in 21st century”
    2019: *videos explain that vaccines are better than be infected*

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 5 років тому +7

      Still better then some other things, that are "trending"

    • @void_wyrm
      @void_wyrm 5 років тому +2

      Crazy i know

    • @NARKISDUDE
      @NARKISDUDE 5 років тому

      baby steps

    • @summerant38
      @summerant38 5 років тому +2

      Still better than this comment

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 5 років тому +2

      What exactly is the difference between a flying car and a small private airplane?

  • @owenjeela
    @owenjeela Місяць тому +6

    Anyone else here after RFK Jr. was appointed head of HHS?

    • @DeadmanFPV
      @DeadmanFPV Місяць тому

      Yessir!!!!!!

    • @DeadmanFPV
      @DeadmanFPV Місяць тому

      That’s why I rewatched this video, to see what they say about the side effects of vaccines and what a surprise, they didn’t even mention mercury!

    • @peachesnflour
      @peachesnflour Місяць тому

      Yep.

    • @t.o.g.thatoneguy5130
      @t.o.g.thatoneguy5130 25 днів тому +1

      @@Bluemarblecomics a few things, first dude never mentioned autism so this is a straw man, 2nd mercury was in vaccines and had to be removed around 2002 due to it being obviously unsafe as a preservative. The main point here is vaccines are a BUSINESS they will cheap out on what ever they can get away with and (my biggest issue) they are never held accountable in the usa, as if you or many have complications due to a bad vaccine you have to sue the government not the big pharma company. It's wild how many people stick up for the worst companies out here, big pharma. Remember they make money selling drugs not keeping you healthy.

    • @Aleph_-_0
      @Aleph_-_0 12 днів тому

      ​@@DeadmanFPV mercury?

  • @carsoncase223
    @carsoncase223 5 років тому +1394

    Kurzgesagt(When created): "Let's make informative science videos so we can help inform the world about the amazing parts of our universe and get more young people interested in science!"
    Kurzgesagt(May,2019): "God, do we really have to do this"?

    • @thatonewaguy7841
      @thatonewaguy7841 5 років тому +17

      How many videos have they done on the topic 5? 6? Why are we still having to do this, just to suffer?

    • @TheSethxy
      @TheSethxy 5 років тому +4

      Must have needed to up the cash flow. Had to call up their buddies over at Merck to see what piece they wanted them to run.

    • @katrinal353
      @katrinal353 5 років тому +27

      @@thatonewaguy7841 When there are people that have the privilege of not recognizing vaccines, reminding them of the death and gore they've avoided is the only way to stop stupidity from spreading. Rip human braincells.

    • @somerandomguy7068
      @somerandomguy7068 5 років тому +2

      @@katrinal353 i can't tell if you're pro or anti-vax

    • @RoroTheDeer
      @RoroTheDeer 5 років тому +16

      Some Random Guy definitely pro-vax. They basically said that they hope that being reminded of the consequences of the disease will bring people back to their senses and see that vaccinations are needed to avoid the death of their children.

  • @falsedragon7104
    @falsedragon7104 5 років тому +372

    Shoutouts to artists and animators! They did a beautifull job!
    I laughed pretty hard on some of their design choices! :D

    • @zeptocreations5507
      @zeptocreations5507 5 років тому +7

      To the individuals who thought of putting in the [WASTED] meme, and to the person who let it pass S&P, give them all a bonus.

    • @Beelzebunge
      @Beelzebunge 5 років тому

      Exactly the type of people I would go to for medical advice.

    • @zeptocreations5507
      @zeptocreations5507 5 років тому

      Jose Conseco if hundreds of scientific studies and recent events aren't enough to lay your fears to rest, then why not ask a doctor yourself.

  • @questwalkerko
    @questwalkerko 4 роки тому +494

    *"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray*
    Always remember that we almost wiped the measles virus out of existence. Almost. Then people stopped believing in fighting it.

    • @user-mt4bk4ml7t
      @user-mt4bk4ml7t 4 роки тому +36

      those types of people will keep us from evolving further. They ignore every fact because they're too dumb or levelheaded to understand topica that a 5th grader would understand.

    • @h1tsc4n40
      @h1tsc4n40 4 роки тому +30

      @@user-mt4bk4ml7t
      That's why vaccination should become mandatory in every country where it is possible to do so.

    • @Konfektionery
      @Konfektionery 4 роки тому +15

      @
      ?:
      I don't know if "level-headed" is a proper term for what you're trying to convey. It literally means "calm and sensible.", the opposite being "excited". Those terms seem neutral to the type of person you're trying to convey.

    • @avdm1098
      @avdm1098 4 роки тому +12

      True I really wonder where the switch happend that triggered the rise in flat earthers, anti-vaccines etc and what was the cause.

    • @alphaclusters4537
      @alphaclusters4537 4 роки тому +9

      @@avdm1098 ignorance and conservation of course. The worst disease in the world is not ebola or covid, but them

  • @Faythe96
    @Faythe96 2 роки тому +5

    I loved every second of this video! Thank you so much!

    • @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1
      @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 Рік тому +1

      🐑🐑🐑

    • @ilikewoIves
      @ilikewoIves Рік тому

      @@NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 if you are anti-vaxx why are you complementing his intelligence? (btw i am not anti-vaxx)

  • @doodle4346
    @doodle4346 5 років тому +4115

    When your bully is an anti-vax kid so you sneeze at him
    *_it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable._*

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 років тому +599

    I am vaccinated.
    I have autism.
    Those are two completely separate statements.

    • @justanotheruser6744
      @justanotheruser6744 5 років тому +67

      Correlation not causation

    • @MrDryqula
      @MrDryqula 5 років тому +117

      I am vaccinated.
      I have autism.
      I don't have polio.

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 5 років тому +2

      I am Tony Blair and I didn't Vaccinate Leo.

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 5 років тому +6

      Seriously if you think anti vaxxers are stupid then you're ignorantly naive.

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 5 років тому +50

      Some Random Guy Could you provide some sources explaining why vaccines are harmful? That aren’t fucking Facebook pages/blogs?

  • @Samedayservice1
    @Samedayservice1 5 років тому +648

    At least the like to dislike ratio is above 95% so we have heard immunity.

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 5 років тому +3

      thank you rascistrandy

    • @feelinghypothermic
      @feelinghypothermic 5 років тому +2

      rascistrandy most of them probably Kurzgesagt subscriber (most will turn notification on)

    • @BUGCANDYY
      @BUGCANDYY 5 років тому +1

      @@feelinghypothermic and?

    • @colto2312
      @colto2312 5 років тому +7

      United States vaccination rate is below 80%; best convince those orthodox Jews and Hollywood STAT!

    • @NightAnimal1
      @NightAnimal1 5 років тому

      So they're deaf basically?

  • @gaster000
    @gaster000 Рік тому +3

    Wow, I never realized that you even put in work with subtitles! They don't have the black background!

    • @crabsaresilly8317
      @crabsaresilly8317 Рік тому

      You probably also think that it's ok for high school and college students to be allowed to learn chemistry too, ;,.

    • @vyrus5587
      @vyrus5587 7 місяців тому

      @@crabsaresilly8317 thats kinda...the point? they're STUDENTS, they're meant to LEARN

  • @Kaanlanzer
    @Kaanlanzer 5 років тому +5285

    antivaxxers: oh cool a video that supports my ideology
    Kurzgesagt: I played a little trick on ya

    • @alphaamoeba
      @alphaamoeba 5 років тому +124

      Antivaxxers: oh no he pulled a Marx/Magolor on us!
      Kurtzgesagt: bamboozled again... Nyehehe

    • @mohammednajah2657
      @mohammednajah2657 5 років тому +95

      You have activated my trap card !!

    • @cathackzz
      @cathackzz 5 років тому +101

      Everyone: Outstanding move.

    • @progamingguide
      @progamingguide 5 років тому +7

      antivaxxers: uno reverse card

    • @porkerr_5485
      @porkerr_5485 5 років тому +50

      *i pulled a sneaky on ya*

  • @sawyerjacobson1
    @sawyerjacobson1 5 років тому +911

    bruh that old memory cell had Vietnam flashbacks

  • @bettybrown7627
    @bettybrown7627 5 років тому +1567

    can we appreciate how cute memory cells are

  • @milesthales5445
    @milesthales5445 Рік тому +4

    The incredible beauty of this system is so impressive, the way evolution has with millions of years worked this out so that we can survive in a changing environment is simply awesome.

  • @AdityaSuratwala
    @AdityaSuratwala 5 років тому +4192

    If this video is able to convince even 1 anti vaxxer out there.
    You win.
    Here's hoping you win.

    • @darkspyroHD
      @darkspyroHD 5 років тому +89

      i was a anti vax tbh

    • @Skooz
      @Skooz 5 років тому +64

      There's 1.8k anti vaxxer so far, jeeee

    • @itachicoolest
      @itachicoolest 5 років тому +137

      @@Eausti why should he? He just said 'was' so it's pretty plainly obvious that this video had an impact on his opinions. These should be celebrated for being open minded and allowed to learn from their mistakes. The more people that do the better. Honestly @Evan Austin your comment is more damaging to the whole situation than his.

    • @bottinator22
      @bottinator22 5 років тому +82

      Why do anti-vaxxers even exist? They're just lead by lies.

    • @SaiTheForgotten
      @SaiTheForgotten 5 років тому +8

      Heres to hoping

  • @NebulaIsTaken
    @NebulaIsTaken 5 років тому +917

    This video would have more dislikes but measles got to them

    • @fandydiadline
      @fandydiadline 5 років тому +5

      Ba dum tsss

    • @annickgirouard8015
      @annickgirouard8015 5 років тому +11

      *cheesy laugh track in the background*

    • @rns740
      @rns740 5 років тому +2

      That's a good one!

    • @iamperson3361
      @iamperson3361 5 років тому +3

      Nebula bad taste but 100% true lol

    • @weepywillow223
      @weepywillow223 5 років тому

      @@NebulaIsTaken ya'll need to chill lmfao i'm 13 and have never been vaccined, i've been sick twice in my life and i have had no problems whatsoever

  • @porterhales7714
    @porterhales7714 5 років тому +4788

    I'm legit allergic to vaccines. So thanks to the rest of yall for keeping us out of the cross fire.

    • @Cris022
      @Cris022 5 років тому +185

      Porter Hales *salutes*

    • @its_therone8286
      @its_therone8286 5 років тому +361

      Don't worry.* puts up human riot shield to protect those in need* we gotchu.

    • @xandermartinez9436
      @xandermartinez9436 5 років тому +203

      A new foe has appeared
      K A R E N

    • @evvls111
      @evvls111 5 років тому +31

      How do you be allergic to vaccines

    • @Samiiruu
      @Samiiruu 5 років тому +115

      bon bon sometimes people are allergic to other ingredients manufacturers put on the vaccine, such as preservatives...don’t know what they are but they’re there so vaccines last long

  • @astraios3473
    @astraios3473 7 місяців тому +24

    The idea that vaccines cause autism is so frustrating to hear, even now that it is rarely said. It implies so much negativity, and is fundamentally misunderstanding what autism is. It implies that having autism is intrinsically bad, some form of sickness that must be avoided. But... that's not what it is. In the world we inhabit it is a disability, yes; however having autism doesn't mean that there is something wrong with you.

    • @StabbyMcStabStab
      @StabbyMcStabStab 6 місяців тому +1

      It literally means something is wrong with you. What kind of psycho would PROMOTE causing it in children.

    • @sgmmk5
      @sgmmk5 6 місяців тому +2

      No it doesn't imply anything. It's either factual or isn't true. Because something is true shouldn't cause anyone to be offended, they just just accept whether that thing is true or not. Your argument is a fallacy because it's based on the notion that if a thing were true it would offend you, which doesn't have anything to do with it being true or not.

    • @astraios3473
      @astraios3473 6 місяців тому +2

      @@sgmmk5 You know what, fair point :)
      I still find the stigma associated with that view point problematic, but pointing out fallacies in what I'm saying is helpful

    • @sgmmk5
      @sgmmk5 6 місяців тому +1

      @@astraios3473 Look up Hannah Poling, in her case it was proven it was the vaccines. There are many cases of vaccine injuries that the medical system likes to ignore and deny.

    • @sgmmk5
      @sgmmk5 6 місяців тому +1

      @@astraios3473 The problem is there is evidence for this but the medical system is corrupt and doesn't want people to know. There's so much I could write here but UA-cam doesn't allow any antivaccine content, they would delete my comment. Only once the opposing side can present their evidence is when we can have a fair debate.

  • @razorsaber2287
    @razorsaber2287 5 років тому +669

    Antivaxx comment:
    Educated people: *Its Free Real Estate*

    • @syrupee09
      @syrupee09 5 років тому +12

      Banana Looks like it's bullying time

    • @vacuumtrout3437
      @vacuumtrout3437 5 років тому +1

      He used antivaxx and educated!! Haha btw however u say ur name who’s side are u on?

    • @MrMemer
      @MrMemer 5 років тому +3

      @@vacuumtrout3437 Who is actually on the side of anti vaxxers?

    • @vacuumtrout3437
      @vacuumtrout3437 5 років тому

      Not me that’s for sure! Only idiots.

    • @vlsparrowlv3396
      @vlsparrowlv3396 5 років тому +1

      Banana I liked your comment because it was on 666 likes before and after I liked it it is now on 667

  • @chieftheearl
    @chieftheearl 3 роки тому +4673

    * Virus enters the body for the second time*
    Memory cell: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*

    • @harshmishra8790
      @harshmishra8790 3 роки тому +97

      or insert doom theme the only thing they fear is you

    • @prospectorgrenadelauncher4483
      @prospectorgrenadelauncher4483 3 роки тому +25

      @harsh mishra I’m actually dying reading this what the heck☠️

    • @sophier996
      @sophier996 3 роки тому +73

      Memory cell: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER????

    • @KattalystFr
      @KattalystFr 3 роки тому +8

      @@prospectorgrenadelauncher4483 This is the last Destiny weapon gimmick account I thought I'd see. I'm like the only person that uses The Prospector

    • @ycrep1993
      @ycrep1993 3 роки тому +8

      Covid be like, let's mutate a bit first!

  • @Username-hg8kc
    @Username-hg8kc 5 років тому +1844

    Karen: you can’t defeat me
    Everyone: I know, but he can
    *Kurzgesagt intensifies*

  • @user-xj5gs3zt6s
    @user-xj5gs3zt6s Рік тому +10

    I love the music stopping near the end when Kurzgesagt describes what anti-vaccine conspiracies do.

    • @Steel9k
      @Steel9k Рік тому

      How much did you agree that when provaxers discriminated and abused hundreds of millions of innocent unvaccinated women and children worldwide?

  • @antonioiovine5026
    @antonioiovine5026 5 років тому +564

    Bacteria: enters for the second time
    Memory cells: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKERS

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 5 років тому +19

      Antivax: well yes but actually no

    • @Im_NotSue
      @Im_NotSue 5 років тому +6

      WHEEEEEEEZE

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 5 років тому +12

      Memory cells : OH you're approaching me?

    • @victoriacser5065
      @victoriacser5065 4 роки тому +3

      @nikon12x42 ?? Did u watch

    • @victoriacser5065
      @victoriacser5065 4 роки тому +4

      @nikon12x42 you basically just said it's abuse to vaccinate your child. Did you watch the video? The only abuse you would have time to do is not get them the vaccination because if you didn't get them a vaccination they will suffer a ton and then probably die as a result.

  • @vsauce6664
    @vsauce6664 5 років тому +248

    Who would win:
    An injection that has saved millions and has been proved to cure by thousands of peer-reviewed studies, or one essential oily boi

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 5 років тому +9

      The essential oil: it'd kill the kid faster.

    • @andrewlarsen1570
      @andrewlarsen1570 5 років тому +1

      I’m not antivax, I’m torn down the middle, but did you know that there hasn’t been a single double blinded placebo test on vaccines ever. Every other drug approved by the FDA has been put through this test except vaccines. Also, the only “tests” that have been done have been tested by the vaccine company itself. Just look it up

    • @foundationsoversight8479
      @foundationsoversight8479 5 років тому +7

      @tim derek
      Don't do this. You know that's not true.

    • @zeroday5441
      @zeroday5441 5 років тому +1

      @@asa-od9pu 😂😂😂

    • @frankthetank6416
      @frankthetank6416 5 років тому +2

      In pain for 5 seconds
      Death
      Chose one

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 3 роки тому +1195

    Virus: enters immune system
    Memory cell: spins around in swivel chair, stroking a little cat-shaped-phage "I've been expecting you."

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 роки тому +54

      "cat-shaped phage" is the cutest thing I've ever visualized

    • @julienking2547
      @julienking2547 3 роки тому +33

      "Cat-shaped phage" i can imagine a cell going UwU but then turns gruesome to attack the virus hahaha

    • @alicepersson9568
      @alicepersson9568 3 роки тому +19

      @@julienking2547 we all have demons OwO
      And sometimes UwU
      They win ⚫w⚫

    • @julienking2547
      @julienking2547 3 роки тому +15

      @@alicepersson9568 but then to attack the virus it goes 🔴w🔴

    • @rattisrattus2134
      @rattisrattus2134 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

  • @MRSCEO2022
    @MRSCEO2022 9 місяців тому +4

    Kurzgesagt! What about create a game in a style like this, and information from your videos! it could be good for medical students, teachers, etc.

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull 8 місяців тому

      They do have a VR game

    • @Captain_potat
      @Captain_potat 8 місяців тому

      A spore like game but online would be awesome and I think this is the perfect idea to implement that
      Plus I NEED MORE SPOOOREEE😢

  • @nestorlaserna4336
    @nestorlaserna4336 5 років тому +1853

    I love how you guys worded the title to attract anti-vaxxers

    • @Neon-Monkey
      @Neon-Monkey 5 років тому +107

      yeah i was worried to even click on it because i thought it might be an anti vaxx video.

    • @AuburnInAutumn
      @AuburnInAutumn 5 років тому +67

      Neon Monkey I know this channel so I knew I was safe at least, but it does make me leery. Thinking vaccines cause autism when you can only be born with it, sheesh that’s just inane.

    • @AetherBreaker1
      @AetherBreaker1 5 років тому +39

      @@Neon-Monkey Have you ever even watched a video from these guys? They are so devoted to giving accurate facts that they would NEVER be anti-vaxx, like literally impossible for these guys to make a video that would support anti-vaxx without some seriously strong supporting evidence of negative side effects of vaccines.

    • @AuburnInAutumn
      @AuburnInAutumn 5 років тому +6

      AetherBreaker I don’t blame most people for this very popular video being their first, although I hope it’ll inspire them to watch more. Very nice presentation to facts that they may not know.

    • @chrisbee2959
      @chrisbee2959 5 років тому +10

      And we Anti Vaxers came here to wake the sleeping, lol. Sorry, anything funded by Bill Gates is a red flag to intelligent informed people that also do not trust FDA anymore! It takes time to do the research, but well worth it! Once I read what was in these vaccines & listened to countless nurses & doctor's warnings, I started using my brain God gave me. Sooner or later, you will find the truth.

  • @antiepix9555
    @antiepix9555 5 років тому +1567

    *vaccines has entered the chat*
    Viruses: Why do I hear boss music
    Edit: You know what I’m going to say lol

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 5 років тому +245

    I hate that autism report. It was irresponsible, unfounded, and became an internet trope for anti-vaxxing.

    • @m.gov.10
      @m.gov.10 5 років тому +34

      And didn't the doctor who made the report admit to lying? Pretty sure he did and can no longer practice

    • @joshuahardin2436
      @joshuahardin2436 5 років тому +17

      Wakefield never admitted to lying, but the UK pulled his medical license and sent him to prison

    • @alkistisgeorgopoulou2133
      @alkistisgeorgopoulou2133 5 років тому +2

      Yep yep, i think he withdrew his statements but people still cling to it

    • @thecodewarrior7925
      @thecodewarrior7925 5 років тому +7

      kilroy987 also it treats being on the autism spectrum like this horrific disease to be avoided at all costs, when it really isn’t. I’ve seen posts where someone unabashedly stated that they would rather have a dead baby than an autistic one.

    • @kamalhm-dev
      @kamalhm-dev 5 років тому

      @@joshuahardin2436 how long he goes to prison?

  • @alexlarson2466
    @alexlarson2466 7 місяців тому +10

    Vaccines don't cause Autism. As the video reminded. But I'd also like to add that being Autistic is not bad and it's not a disability imo. I'm autistic, I have my BSME from Colorado State, Iron Ring member, and qualified Mechanical Engineer, my special interest is cars and aircraft, so I am in the fields of automotive, motorsport and Aerospace Engineering. I mentioned Colorado State because 1) They have one of the most significant CDC Vaccine development labs in the world 2) Dr. Temple Grandin teaches there.

    • @WhatAmIBrewing
      @WhatAmIBrewing 6 місяців тому +2

      Bro great job you must make hella 💸

    • @fallout921
      @fallout921 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@WhatAmIBrewingman I wish people would pay me to defend vaccines. Sadly the deep state doesn't exist

    • @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1
      @NishadNadkarniUglyAssFace1 4 місяці тому

      Yes it does

  • @olivef.8094
    @olivef.8094 5 років тому +489

    Anti-vax moms: Finally, I can show this to my friends who supports vaccines...
    Also anti-vax moms: ive been clickbaited.

    • @nikil6395
      @nikil6395 5 років тому +20

      oLive! F. Also anti-vax moms: they played us like a damn fiddle

    • @Tetra_76
      @Tetra_76 5 років тому +15

      "I thought I was sharing my absurd lies, but it was actually the truth, curse these sneaky bastards!"

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 років тому +2

      Those *users of aczual facts* lied to me

    • @taeyookie6661
      @taeyookie6661 5 років тому +2

      Nobody :
      Anti-vaxxer mother : vAcCiNaTiOnS aRe dAnGeRoUs

    • @olivef.8094
      @olivef.8094 5 років тому

      Lmao 521 likes, atleast youtube still cares, they didn't give me 521 notifications

  • @thepyjamallamaloewen7655
    @thepyjamallamaloewen7655 4 роки тому +3277

    “Feelings are often immune to facts.” Perfection
    Edit: A full on war has broken out in the replies to this comment. It’s very entertaining.

    • @clarko-ow5oq
      @clarko-ow5oq 4 роки тому +11

      Your grammar is wrong.
      No clue if that makes sense.

    • @Robcremvidz78
      @Robcremvidz78 4 роки тому +80

      *Ben Shapiro intensifies*

    • @konrah1486
      @konrah1486 4 роки тому +30

      clarko 7274 nah he’s right

    • @clarko-ow5oq
      @clarko-ow5oq 4 роки тому +2

      @@konrah1486 no I mean there is a full stop were a comma should be.

    • @lianives3594
      @lianives3594 4 роки тому +73

      @@clarko-ow5oq Your first letter isn't capital, go to school rather then teaching others. I just used the same logic as yours...

  • @phantomblood2559
    @phantomblood2559 5 років тому +646

    Flu hits in.
    Memory cells: _Vietnam flashbacks_