Milk. White Poison or Healthy Drink?

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  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  4 роки тому +11702

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    • @TheKija
      @TheKija 4 роки тому +67

      First comment bu kurzgesant two days ago?

    • @operator6438
      @operator6438 4 роки тому +28

      Nice intro, I like it

    • @sumans7620
      @sumans7620 4 роки тому +8

      Love you guys!!

    • @Caprum
      @Caprum 4 роки тому +12

      How is this comment 2 days ago when it came out 1 minuet ago

    • @42c28
      @42c28 4 роки тому +6

      I love your vids they are the best-animated education videos

  • @clinicity_taur254
    @clinicity_taur254 4 роки тому +60762

    Also ,statistically, banning milk will greatly reduce the amount of fathers that go missing every year buying it.

  • @bisvizstudio1242
    @bisvizstudio1242 4 роки тому +31774

    I can't imagine one day when Kurzgesagt team replaced the narrator. His voice is so important on Kurzgesagt's videos.

    • @awescar3231
      @awescar3231 4 роки тому +154

      Zsolt Kovács HAHAHAHA

    • @infraredtalks
      @infraredtalks 4 роки тому +96

      @@zsoltkovacs827 racist

    • @higherground4249
      @higherground4249 4 роки тому +1224

      Ivan Lubis im pretty sure the narrator(philipp dettmer)founded kurzgesagt,so i doubt they would replace him(I may be wrong tho)

    • @infraredtalks
      @infraredtalks 4 роки тому +150

      @@zsoltkovacs827 your not funny lol

    • @oreorebus
      @oreorebus 4 роки тому +61

      @@infraredtalks
      Chill lol

  • @corvidconsumer
    @corvidconsumer 4 роки тому +18452

    On this episode of: No, not everything causes cancer

    • @Electronix_247
      @Electronix_247 4 роки тому +124

      @@SerafinaLorelei okay.

    • @corvidconsumer
      @corvidconsumer 4 роки тому +65

      @Enclave Soldier i mean i guess anything that inhibits growth or dying can reduce the chance of you getting cancer

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 4 роки тому +13

      @Enclave Soldier yes even clean water

    • @garrettmillion2578
      @garrettmillion2578 4 роки тому +87

      @@SerafinaLorelei Lmao I came here for milk. Not some NBA player's death

    • @joetheperformer
      @joetheperformer 4 роки тому +46

      Everything does cause cancer. Just some things cause more cancer than others.

  • @mikong6158
    @mikong6158 Рік тому +2240

    You have no idea how relieved I am to learn that milk in fact does NOT cause cancer

    • @luzialopes9727
      @luzialopes9727 Рік тому +70

      Milk is Very good, There's no point in banning it, there are so many delicacies made with it.

    • @SkalopSkalop-xo6mj
      @SkalopSkalop-xo6mj Рік тому +93

      Idk why they keep saying that to milk not to cigarettes, alcohol, plastic packaging, aluminium , cleaning materials, radioactive objects, ...
      If there is a problem that can not be in the milk itself but in other thing around it.

    • @crescentator336
      @crescentator336 Рік тому

      @@iXenox alcohol can absolutely cause intestinal, liver and other types of cancer. Aluminium is also toxic, however the amount used in vaccines is not.

    • @oofman4572
      @oofman4572 Рік тому

      @@iXenox alcohol DEFINETELY causes cancer. Alcohol is literally poison which is why your body pisses it out as fast as possible.

    • @Theguywithspectacles
      @Theguywithspectacles Рік тому

      You really think Milk would cause cancer more quicker than Smoking, pollution, and all the other things?

  • @frankb.2201
    @frankb.2201 4 роки тому +8955

    Kurzgesagt: “Milk is complicated.”
    Also Kurzgesagt: “LET’S BUILD A DYSON SPHERE!”

    • @idontgiveashit5401
      @idontgiveashit5401 4 роки тому +168

      MOON BASE FIRST

    • @kevinyaucheekin1319
      @kevinyaucheekin1319 4 роки тому +16

      @@idontgiveashit5401 Not when with have problems on earth that pose a existenial threat to humanity survial do not divert fritter scarce resources but focus it on real problems.

    • @kevinyaucheekin1319
      @kevinyaucheekin1319 4 роки тому +3

      Dyson sphere human techno civilization will likely not survive this century so no Dyson sphere.

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 4 роки тому +4

      Idontgive Ashit STELAR ENGINE

    • @CodySteckRealEstateVideos
      @CodySteckRealEstateVideos 4 роки тому +1

      Lol right

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 4 роки тому +5915

    Kurzgesagt: "This thing isn't actually as bad for you as people say."
    Me: "Oh, guess I can enjoy it then-"
    Kurzgesagt: "NOW LET'S GET INTO THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT!"
    Edit: can y’all stop arguing about soy milk or whatever? My notifications keep going off.

    • @fm1u
      @fm1u 4 роки тому +21

      lol

    • @WiseRomanEmperor
      @WiseRomanEmperor 4 роки тому +200

      Nobody cares about the environmental impacts

    • @Aryann3
      @Aryann3 4 роки тому +591

      NutMan i do

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump 4 роки тому +140

      The same can be said about just about anything that is produced on a massive scale.

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 4 роки тому +424

      The real problem isn't milk. It's, as usual, corporations who care more about profits than sustainability.

  • @imagnobananbonkers3953
    @imagnobananbonkers3953 4 роки тому +856

    I think I'll just drink water from now on-
    Kurzgesagt: is tap water good or bad for you?

    • @Prince-xm8bh
      @Prince-xm8bh 4 роки тому +78

      Kurzgesagt : is oxygen good or bad for your daily respiration?

    • @Aug-Ustinus
      @Aug-Ustinus 4 роки тому +10

      depends on where you live.... Flint?

    • @takotako29
      @takotako29 4 роки тому +6

      @@Prince-xm8bh no oxygen is poisonous gases that will kill you around you are old

    • @DanteHellDrive
      @DanteHellDrive 4 роки тому +11

      Kurzgesagt:is living till your mortality worth or not?

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 4 роки тому +3

      Tap water bad. It’s proven scientifically. Also you can use filters. I have a filter that turns the water into alcaline. It works cause I lost weight and my skin is clear (stools are softer too).

  • @sparky844
    @sparky844 Рік тому +696

    As a chronic cereal addict, milk is by far the biggest part of my diet and my entire gut bacteria biome probably revolves around it lmao so i hope it's healthy.

    • @keybeef6276
      @keybeef6276 Рік тому +33

      try oat milk!!

    • @918_xDx
      @918_xDx Рік тому +35

      I have a tshirt that says Cereal Killer .... it was a gift along with a huge bowl, giant spoon, and 4 bulk packs of cereal. Best gift ever.

    • @GilbertGaylord
      @GilbertGaylord Рік тому +28

      ​@@keybeef6276 no way

    • @bobbyvandyke143
      @bobbyvandyke143 11 місяців тому +6

      Lay off the heroine.

    • @NithishVJohns
      @NithishVJohns 10 місяців тому +3

      Is cereal good? Is it not processed food?

  • @deitra6847
    @deitra6847 4 роки тому +2824

    Kurzgesagt: "Milk is complicated topic"
    Next Video Suggestion: "HOW TO TOW A SUN AND STEER OUR SOLAR SYSTEM"

    • @estradar11
      @estradar11 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rektrakboi3127
      @rektrakboi3127 4 роки тому +102

      Deitra easier to explain how to escape a super nova then explain why some guy looked at a cows udders and drank the white stuff that came out of it

    • @Josh-oc7ib
      @Josh-oc7ib 4 роки тому +4

      @@rektrakboi3127 🤣

    • @MB-ry6ez
      @MB-ry6ez 4 роки тому +6

      Milch ist Gift sagte einst Unge. Aber ernsthaft....den müll glaub ich nicht. :D milch für immer

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 4 роки тому +16

      Ironically enough, even though this was intended as a joke.
      It is probably unironically easier to plan to move a solar system then to plan a food study.
      Food studies are notoriously biased and have only started to slightly change this last decade.
      Milk is like coffee. Both good and bad for you. Both cause cancer or prevent it.
      And both are obviously drinks.
      So yeah, other then a few basic facts, we dont know too much about milk and their interactions with the microbiome

  • @jannesvanquaillie9151
    @jannesvanquaillie9151 4 роки тому +424

    What Did you learn from Kurzgesagt?
    Me: As any topic it's complicated

    • @Efectivtrailer2
      @Efectivtrailer2 4 роки тому +9

      Nothing is ever black and white

    • @neilpanganiban272
      @neilpanganiban272 4 роки тому +11

      @@Efectivtrailer2 except Black and White.

    • @qwerasdfhjkio
      @qwerasdfhjkio 4 роки тому +4

      @@neilpanganiban272 now that's what I call a pro-gamer move

    • @Ichorslick99
      @Ichorslick99 4 роки тому +1

      And that's an important lesson.
      It's seems like most people don't appreciate the complexity of the problems we face.
      Them: "X is bad! We need to put an end to it right now!"
      Me: "It's not that simple... ugg..."

    • @Egonkiller
      @Egonkiller 4 роки тому

      @@neilpanganiban272 Well, actually if it's white from the screen it's not really white lol

  • @colton6208
    @colton6208 4 роки тому +9104

    People: “milk is unhealthy and can cause cancer, I’m never drinking it again”
    Also people: *proceeds to drink soda*

    • @skedaritou8138
      @skedaritou8138 4 роки тому +68

      I don't drink that and also i heard that it depends if you live at USA its plastic but outside the USA is matter of fat because they use real sugar

    • @illogicalgarage8641
      @illogicalgarage8641 4 роки тому +443

      @@skedaritou8138 ...you do realise soda brands use the same exact formula everywhere in the world right? The only change is the fact that it's easier to get suger from a certain plant over another one.

    • @jonascarlsson3
      @jonascarlsson3 4 роки тому +47

      @@illogicalgarage8641 not when it comes to the type of suger used.

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 4 роки тому +109

      @@illogicalgarage8641 That's totally not true though. Coke has a plant/tourists trap in Atlanta GA where you can go and taste coke from different parts of the world.

    • @FarrakhanWolcott
      @FarrakhanWolcott 4 роки тому +268

      I knew a vegan that smoked and also lectured everyone on not being healthy

  • @ViosgamingRBbro
    @ViosgamingRBbro 11 місяців тому +144

    “Nobody: DAD, MILK IS BAD! PLS DON’T GO!”
    Father:

  • @KingNBubby
    @KingNBubby 4 роки тому +4072

    Me: Gets pimple
    Me: Stares at milk
    *You did this*

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 3 роки тому +6779

    I love you for always reminding us that things are complicated.
    Too many people feel like they know all answers.

    • @richyskingdom
      @richyskingdom 3 роки тому +171

      It’s true… not everything is black and white, there is always a grey area

    • @kuan4297
      @kuan4297 3 роки тому +13

      So true man…

    • @mrpersonmanthing5572
      @mrpersonmanthing5572 3 роки тому +25

      But I am always right. Without fail.

    • @vitamins3039
      @vitamins3039 3 роки тому +57

      @@mrpersonmanthing5572 I'm left though

    • @mrpersonmanthing5572
      @mrpersonmanthing5572 3 роки тому +79

      @@vitamins3039 impossible. Left is the first color in the alphabet, making it illegal in 7 U.S states and four countries in russia.

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 4 роки тому +2001

    “We need to decide as a society how to deal with those facts”
    Earth: Sorry we don’t do that here

  • @k7raman
    @k7raman Рік тому +35

    Industrialization, commercialization and mindless over consumption are the problem. Moderately produced milk from local farm will be consumed mindfully since it will be available by a natural limit. The wastage of food also very less . Grow local, consume local and save the globe

    • @gwyndolinmu2526
      @gwyndolinmu2526 11 місяців тому +7

      Problem is people like to live in ignorance, mostly because learning the truth and changing your ways is too much of a hassle

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 28 днів тому

      ​@@gwyndolinmu2526 Yep

    • @sometimesicryinthebasement5121
      @sometimesicryinthebasement5121 22 дні тому

      WAAAYYY off. China and India are major polluters. We have some of the lowest emissions. Hold China accountable.

  • @blakemarkland20
    @blakemarkland20 4 роки тому +816

    Started on milk transitioned to Alcohol.. Its a Gateway drug i tells ya!

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 4 роки тому +1

      Haha good one

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 4 роки тому +21

      SMH can't believe it kids these days only think about using that nasty milk drug

    • @theuglydumbird
      @theuglydumbird 4 роки тому

      [Dani Reference]

    • @gtALIEN
      @gtALIEN 4 роки тому +3

      @@g.ferreira6745 ok boomer

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 4 роки тому +9

      @@gtALIEN Whats the difference between John F. Kennedy's assassinator and You with Gustavo Antoine's joke?
      You missed it.

  • @l3ssthanthr333
    @l3ssthanthr333 4 роки тому +2400

    In short:
    -Milk is fine as long as you dont have an intolerance
    -Milk isnt the best for the environment

    • @myahellis6613
      @myahellis6613 4 роки тому +21

      L3ssThanThr33 thanks for this i needed it. 😂. A the comments are confusing, and B i didn’t wanna watch the whole video..

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 4 роки тому +100

      @David Chaplin he be speaking facts tho

    • @bippuu
      @bippuu 4 роки тому +95

      @Muzik30 I'm fine with drinking milk because i only buy from a local dairy farm that take care of their cows, they even provide tours of their farm for anybody to see.

    • @gotdisgotdatentertainment1432
      @gotdisgotdatentertainment1432 4 роки тому +55

      Just drink plant milk.
      edit: if you're not a baby you don't need to drink milk, milk releases opioid like compounds in the brain, casomorphine, caso like queso, which is Spanish for cheese, morphine like the opiate drug, its addictive so the baby cow comes back for milk. And all store milk has blood and pus in it, so they cook it to sterilize it, and they use food dye to make it white.

    • @ReD_SnOw-ke2hn
      @ReD_SnOw-ke2hn 4 роки тому +6

      @@gotdisgotdatentertainment1432 you mean but water

  • @leehongjin6884
    @leehongjin6884 4 роки тому +2234

    Kurzgesagt: *Lactose intolerance is highest in Asia, up to 90%*
    Me, an Asian: I am the chosen one

    • @oswaldchai9865
      @oswaldchai9865 4 роки тому +69

      We are part of a chosen people

    • @Kanryo9
      @Kanryo9 4 роки тому +172

      We don’t drink the milk, we eat the milk

    • @댕댕이-o5m
      @댕댕이-o5m 4 роки тому +14

      오오 한국인!

    • @SanPeddy
      @SanPeddy 4 роки тому +27

      South east Asian tho?

    • @smcvx
      @smcvx 4 роки тому

      Me too

  • @bomboclaat1509
    @bomboclaat1509 10 місяців тому +210

    a lovely cold glass of milk is beautiful.

    • @dellisgibbs5823
      @dellisgibbs5823 7 місяців тому

      It's disgusting, how calves are moved from their mother at birth and their breast milk full of oestrogen to feed the calf and help it grow strong is sold on the market. Not only that they artificially inseminate the cow continually for up to 5 years until she's no use, then killed and in this time she's injected with hormones, so a double dose to human drinkers. Men's testosterone levels drop and they start having huge doses of oestrogen. Woman have their own and are getting huge quantities, and yes putting themselves at risk for those cancers related to reproductive organs. Also high in saturated fat. Cheese even worse as using this same milk then all the additives and processes on top of that. Go for it if u love so much. But we love a lot of things that aren't that great for us. The cruelty of the cow is one big factor and the crying for their young being taken away and it happens continually for 5 years, also being in a stressful environment, with little joy. Would you treat your dog like this and cows are intelligent emotional huge animals. We live in a world where it's not necessary to kill these animals and basically it's all about selfish greed and fulfilling out taste buds for a quick fix

    • @mikebelmont5919
      @mikebelmont5919 5 місяців тому +1

      Milk from cow? How about milk from dog?

    • @AnneMarcyandsashaVlog-md9ev
      @AnneMarcyandsashaVlog-md9ev 5 місяців тому +11

      @@mikebelmont5919 that’s bad 4 your dog

    • @MichaelC-to7uz
      @MichaelC-to7uz 4 місяці тому

      Yes indeed😊

    • @minV5326
      @minV5326 3 місяці тому

      Nothing beautiful about it. Just milk from an abused mother which should be fed to her young. But instead they've killed her babies and gave it to a human.

  • @mihirpushpbisht6434
    @mihirpushpbisht6434 3 роки тому +6990

    Some studies have found that being alive puts you at a grave risk of dying...

    • @Randomd0g
      @Randomd0g 3 роки тому +337

      Did you know that everyone who ingests the chemical substance dihydrogen monoxide dies?

    • @kingbeastko761
      @kingbeastko761 3 роки тому +32

      😂 😂

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 3 роки тому +184

      @@Randomd0g thier is also studies of people having a lack of di-hydrogen monoxide dying, so it’s a split problem

    • @brago900
      @brago900 3 роки тому +25

      @@Xelaria Yep certainly water is a big problem.

    • @Randomd0g
      @Randomd0g 3 роки тому +23

      @@Alec____ of course! You can never be too careful with these things! When hydroxic acid builds up, it erodes away even rocks and concrete. I’ve heard it’s even gotten to national landmarks like the grand canyon. Better safe than sorry!

  • @SubTonic
    @SubTonic 4 роки тому +1668

    Video about dissatisfaction and depression: "It's almost insultingly simple."
    Video about milk: "Milk is complicated."

    • @enzoqueijao
      @enzoqueijao 4 роки тому +119

      I've been studying milk for two decades. You wanna throw hands, huh?

    • @Scareth
      @Scareth 4 роки тому +8

      I do be like that sometimes

    • @realisticpatrickface9766
      @realisticpatrickface9766 4 роки тому +19

      @@enzoqueijao yeah rough him up boi

    • @netyimeni169
      @netyimeni169 4 роки тому +4

      Because most of people simplifing milk

    • @riz4141
      @riz4141 4 роки тому +7

      @@enzoqueijao keep it up mate.

  • @giodude92
    @giodude92 4 роки тому +3536

    “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”
    - Ron Swanson

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 роки тому +61

      It's "water pretending to be milk."

    • @marcusivey8937
      @marcusivey8937 4 роки тому +42

      @@MrGamelover23 No this man is correct

    • @Rumplitschka
      @Rumplitschka 4 роки тому +83

      @@cara.777 If you dont drink it every day you can be perfectly healthy AND drink regular milk, greetings from europe

    • @josephstalin9294
      @josephstalin9294 4 роки тому +79

      @@cara.777 I'm a perfectly healthy European man and I drink whole milk in my tea every day. Shut up, and stop giving us non-Americans a bad name.
      Also, go to gulag

    • @ナフィズロイ
      @ナフィズロイ 4 роки тому +31

      @@cara.777 Oh no !!!! Non skimmed milk makes people into fat americans ?????

  • @thepigasus
    @thepigasus 20 днів тому +9

    0:21 the monkeys drinking milk, very sneaky easter egg mr kurzgesagt

  • @awkwurdknight2088
    @awkwurdknight2088 4 роки тому +848

    “I watch Kurzgesagt for the educational aspects”
    Kurzgesagt: MOO-TANG

    • @sorryno8767
      @sorryno8767 4 роки тому +6

      Awkwurd Knight lmao i noticed that too and went straight to the comments

    • @jkid1134
      @jkid1134 4 роки тому +3

      Moo Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with

    • @ulrich976
      @ulrich976 4 роки тому +3

      What about Bean... me up Scotty?

    • @mosesslai
      @mosesslai 4 роки тому +3

      moo-tang is for the chrildren

    • @ukoncentreretlaeskedrik
      @ukoncentreretlaeskedrik 4 роки тому +1

      Where?!? I am on 1%, I cant find it!!! Dont have more time left!!!

  • @WahooMc
    @WahooMc 4 роки тому +1159

    Id like to see a video analysis of eggs, that'd be real neat

    • @hollw9474
      @hollw9474 4 роки тому +2

      Matias Rømer AAAAGGAHAHGGHGGG

    • @Matty94
      @Matty94 4 роки тому +42

      That would indeed be egg-cellent

    • @MikeTheMGTOWMonk
      @MikeTheMGTOWMonk 4 роки тому +14

      @@Matty94
      It would indeed take the eggdge off

    • @JustinGreen93
      @JustinGreen93 4 роки тому +4

      Egg whites for the win

    • @Alirezarz62
      @Alirezarz62 4 роки тому +6

      Egg is just like milk! Eat eggs as much as you want!

  • @oliverjames7682
    @oliverjames7682 3 роки тому +4887

    I'm glad these guys give a balanced and true argument and not just over the top on one side

    • @bw5020
      @bw5020 3 роки тому +54

      I think what he was trying to say is that he appreciates the arguments that aren't pandered to one side or another. It's irrefutable over subjective desire to be vindicated

    • @jacksonmartin7864
      @jacksonmartin7864 3 роки тому +24

      @Egon Freeman he was saying he's glad that the ONE guy isn't bias and gives pros and cons for BOTH of the arguments(lots of news ,especially in the U.S., are bias to one side)

    • @TonicWaterConnoisseur
      @TonicWaterConnoisseur 3 роки тому

      Just want to remember you of the continent

    • @maguiresciberras1247
      @maguiresciberras1247 3 роки тому +12

      It's not balanced what they said about the cows being basically tortured is wronf

    • @jacksonmartin7864
      @jacksonmartin7864 3 роки тому +10

      @@maguiresciberras1247 its part of the arguement on why milk should be stopped(the two sides are why it should and shouldn't be stopped)

  • @Jujitsu_painter
    @Jujitsu_painter 10 місяців тому +20

    My dad is still searching this so called milk i dont even think it existed

  • @comfygoat5498
    @comfygoat5498 4 роки тому +7727

    That awkward moment when the guy who discovered cow’s milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco 4 роки тому +290

      LOL This needs more like

    • @kirkkek
      @kirkkek 4 роки тому +95

      . . . Yes . . .

    • @nattap37
      @nattap37 4 роки тому +608

      He may be watching a calf drinking it and wanted to follow.

    • @wurtknurte7283
      @wurtknurte7283 4 роки тому +476

      @@nattap37 That's even worse!

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 4 роки тому +170

      @@wurtknurte7283 People squirt milk in their mouth directly of cow's tits, thats nothing new. You dont so it that does not mean it doesnt happen. It isnt healthy but people who do it are usually immune to anything bacteria that might get into them.

  • @tcuisix
    @tcuisix 4 роки тому +1774

    Kurzgesagt: what if we blew up every nuke?
    also Kurzgesagt: what if we drank milk?

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 4 роки тому

      taylor chudler XD

    • @FloofiWan
      @FloofiWan 4 роки тому

      @@bakhtyarali8966 thanks obama

    • @tagrisaj3344
      @tagrisaj3344 4 роки тому +2

      @@bakhtyarali8966 only if all the lactose intolerant people drank it

    • @disconnectxd7344
      @disconnectxd7344 4 роки тому +1

      guys donate for china coronavirus outbreak

    • @funnelingspace9268
      @funnelingspace9268 4 роки тому +1

      @@disconnectxd7344 fuck china

  • @electgeeexe
    @electgeeexe 4 роки тому +106

    No one's gonna talk about the new, improved Kurzgesagt Intro? Well, that impressed me most.

  • @Kristy.G.135
    @Kristy.G.135 Рік тому +127

    I love how these videos present many sides to every issue. Thank you.

  • @jesusistheonlygodamen3406
    @jesusistheonlygodamen3406 4 роки тому +3795

    "Chocolate milk."
    Ah yes, milk from Brown cows of course.

    • @silverwolf9091
      @silverwolf9091 3 роки тому +125

      @rameen kashif wtf how is that racist

    • @silverwolf9091
      @silverwolf9091 3 роки тому +47

      @rameen kashif Uhh I dont understand about the brown milk joke...

    • @Jarubimba
      @Jarubimba 3 роки тому +15

      @rameen kashif *what*

    • @groundbird7477
      @groundbird7477 3 роки тому +142

      @@silverwolf9091 it’s easy, white cows give regular, browns give chocolate, and pink ones give strawberry

    • @silverwolf9091
      @silverwolf9091 3 роки тому +90

      @@groundbird7477 And green cows give vegetable flavour

  • @sillowillo
    @sillowillo 3 роки тому +2427

    “Milk. White poison or healthy drink?”
    people allergic to dairy: *HMMMMMM*

  • @collaboration4237
    @collaboration4237 4 роки тому +3683

    Me: Is milk bad?
    Kurzgesagt: Define "Bad"

    • @abyx9501
      @abyx9501 4 роки тому +137

      Kurzgesagt:well no but actually yes

    • @samneibauer4241
      @samneibauer4241 4 роки тому +23

      That's how Germans are :)

    • @kudojay1840
      @kudojay1840 4 роки тому +2

      Bad means not good

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +5

      Bad question.

    • @zeke-
      @zeke- 4 роки тому +8

      TLgamer
      r/wooooshwith4os
      r/idonthavereddit
      What a normie

  • @defeatSpace
    @defeatSpace Рік тому +141

    As a kid I could drink a gallon of milk in a sitting, as an adult I can still do this and only get slightly gassy, milk is love milk is life. - Random Swisstalian

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 Рік тому

      "As a kid I could drink a litre of milk in a sitting, and as a young adult I still can do that without any hassle. My lactose production and my lactobactetia are still in the children's norm. For my ancestors it was the difference between life and death and the main sort of protein, and honestly the most delicious taste in my national quisine and in the perception of my raptor brain is cream. As for getting "slightly gassy" i would probably only do so after 45 or so upon losing fertility of age". Random Russian.
      P.S. an average Russian consumes over a litre milk daily in different forms.
      And yes, dairy is the only form of locally sourced fresh produce obtainable around the year. The lands used for grazing are often incapable of producing anything human-digestible w/o serious fertilizing and buliding greenhouses

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +1

      @@annasolovyeva1013 Okay the Russian norm sounds sickening, even to this Swiss dairy man.

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 Рік тому +1

      @@defeatSpace different forms include cheese and various dairy, so that's plausible for a swiss person. 100 g cheese ~ 0.8-1.2 L milk.
      For us at least traditionally it's not cheese, but a wide variety of local dairy products unknown out of Soviet block and dishes based on them. E.g. tvorog (unsolted cottage cheese) made into tvorog-based batter, baked as rolls to make syrniki , which are normally served with sour cream as a sauce and a drink of kefir (which is like drinking yoghurt, but with a special type of yeast). And we also drink milk just as is, unsweetened or with honey, and eat milk porriges for breakfast.
      Modern, more on the rich side Russians enjoy cheese in their diet as well (good cheese is expensive).

    • @annasolovyeva1013
      @annasolovyeva1013 Рік тому

      @@defeatSpace fun fact: if a young Russian does go lactose-free, they're likely antipatriotic. Because it means they follow American fashion (emerging because of African Americans and Asian Americans) without thinking if it works for them or not. Plus if they're also gluten-free, or should about it loud.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому

      @@annasolovyeva1013 - So, no exceptions are made for people who are lactose intolerant, have milk allergy, have celiac disease, or a wheat allergy? Short-sighted and cruel.

  • @monckey44
    @monckey44 4 роки тому +576

    I love how all these videos are like “is thing good or bad? ....well, it’s complicated”

    • @dedmeme5849
      @dedmeme5849 4 роки тому +9

      monckey4 milk isn't the cause of cancer nor effects that many people say. At least it isn't proven yet. But it causes a lot of problems globally. I think the best way to deal with it is just to consume it but in little quantity. It's because of the demand that industries grow and generate more pollution and harm to animals.

    • @monckey44
      @monckey44 4 роки тому +2

      Ded _meme ok

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +3

      @@dedmeme5849 so what's the take away?

    • @LeroyPeterson
      @LeroyPeterson 4 роки тому +14

      The world is a complicated place and people like to simplify facts or opinions to make things understandable for plebs.

    • @FrostyFoxGamingIGM
      @FrostyFoxGamingIGM 4 роки тому

      if they said it's bad then people would say it isn't but when they say it's good people would say it's bad

  • @whatshappenedhere1784
    @whatshappenedhere1784 4 роки тому +998

    Kurzgesagt is basically just here to tell us that most of the stuff on the internet is over-exaggerated and we need to look at both sides of the argument to form a logical opinion.
    If only politics worked like Kurzgesagt

    • @milesaspey5225
      @milesaspey5225 4 роки тому +53

      @11 11it doesn't seem like your capable of forming a logical opinion

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 роки тому +50

      @11 11 You seem to be part of the problem.

    • @DELTARYZ
      @DELTARYZ 4 роки тому +46

      @@milesaspey5225 Even the crazy extremists usually have valid concerns and talking points, the problem is when they become too concerned with "winning the argument" and "being right" and start actively denying anything that doesn't check out with their confirmation bias. Which is usually what extremists do. At this point they're just screaming words at each other and no progress is made.
      The mainstream news media happens to encourage this kind of counterproductive non-argument, but that's a discussion for another day.

    • @penguinsareForever
      @penguinsareForever 4 роки тому

      Oh look another both sides are the same as Trump literally threatens Adam Schiff.
      Fucking moron.

    • @dinothunder629
      @dinothunder629 4 роки тому +2

      it actually does. all parties fight for the fringes and nothing gets done. just like the conclusion of this and any milk video is: maybe

  • @roboter5123
    @roboter5123 4 роки тому +639

    Unge: Milch ist gift
    Kurzgesagt: Hold my tetrapack

  • @pranjalkandhari
    @pranjalkandhari 5 місяців тому +11

    I do not look away for even a second watching a Kurzgesagt video.

  • @lilyislamey1265
    @lilyislamey1265 4 роки тому +2249

    *Lactose intolerant people when they found out that the galaxy is named The milky way*

    • @seemadutta4082
      @seemadutta4082 4 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @opensesame3030
      @opensesame3030 4 роки тому +6

      Okay that was a good one tho ✨

    • @runawayfridge
      @runawayfridge 4 роки тому +26

      *When your favorite chocolate bar is named after the universe*

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 роки тому +4

      @@seemadutta4082 mars bar as their joke puns name planet using words

    • @Lil_lit_Bruh
      @Lil_lit_Bruh 4 роки тому

      *Lactose Intolerant intensifies*

  • @mavirayla2209
    @mavirayla2209 4 роки тому +414

    Lab-grown milk is cool, but when people hear the word "Bacteria", they disassociate and criticize it, despite the fact that GMFs makes up so much of our diet

    • @mavirayla2209
      @mavirayla2209 4 роки тому +31

      @Aether L. Ikr, if they are against the products of GMOs and have Type 2 Diabetes, then you're complaining about the very thing you're using that's keeping them alive

    • @GannonMunro
      @GannonMunro 4 роки тому +26

      clearly people haven't taken a high school bio class

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 роки тому +22

      there is bacteria in our goddamn stomachs helping us

    • @aronseptianto8142
      @aronseptianto8142 4 роки тому +3

      @@bruhsauce644 i think you meant colon, afaik no bacteria will survive stomach acid

    • @Mipetz38
      @Mipetz38 4 роки тому +3

      I love soy milk but I dont consume it because of its price, here in Chile soy milk doubles the price of cow milk, somewhere the price is being inflated

  • @manuelfernandeztato2185
    @manuelfernandeztato2185 4 роки тому +2407

    And this, ladies an gentlemen, is how youtube is more informative and OBJETIVE than regular media and TV news. Showing the benefits of milk, but warning about its impact, not ignoring the problem or overreacting and lying about it.

    • @EstiDeColiss
      @EstiDeColiss 4 роки тому +36

      Who needs a TV when you have a computer right, just google stuff you want to know and the internet will tell you. TV Medias are outdated and dramatic, they're lying 'cause someone high above in the hierarchy told them to, they want control so of course they won't say pros and cons of things. Sometimes it's good for their economy to create irrational fears, but most of the time the people do that alone.

    • @darksidegamer6192
      @darksidegamer6192 4 роки тому +14

      it's a little bit ironic but the german channel of kurzgesagt is sponsored by "funk" which is part of the german public tv and radio broadcast.

    • @manuelfernandeztato2185
      @manuelfernandeztato2185 4 роки тому +1

      @@darksidegamer6192 Why is that ironic?

    • @darksidegamer6192
      @darksidegamer6192 4 роки тому +16

      @@manuelfernandeztato2185 because you say youtube is more objective than regular media, although the channel is funded by the regular media ( kurzgesagt has it's origin in munich ).

    • @manuelfernandeztato2185
      @manuelfernandeztato2185 4 роки тому +7

      @@darksidegamer6192 So... again, that doesnt mean the content has the same bias, and regular media is still, in general, dogshit. I dont get your point. Are you trying to make a political point or appeal? that would be pathetic

  • @Eizkiboy
    @Eizkiboy 7 місяців тому +10

    i just LOVE your videos and artstyle

  • @theworldborder
    @theworldborder 4 роки тому +537

    There’s everybody rambling in the comment section about milk...
    And there’s me who admires Kurzgesagt’s new beautiful 2020 intro

  • @KrazyKF
    @KrazyKF 3 роки тому +3521

    Obviously milk is healthy.
    Drinking a bucket of milk clears you of all your potion effects.

  • @meeks9388
    @meeks9388 4 роки тому +935

    6:30 whoever edited this and made that "Moo Tang" sweater is the real MVP

    • @maxuno8524
      @maxuno8524 4 роки тому +3

      😂🔥😂

    • @MiaRahui
      @MiaRahui 4 роки тому +12

      *animated not edited

    • @zmeygor
      @zmeygor 4 роки тому +6

      And the Bean me up Scotty Bean are awsome too. 6.35

    • @sentath
      @sentath 4 роки тому +17

      @@FrozenPanzer : It is play on words containing at least 2 puns. It refers both to the music group Wu-Tang Clan and the older but just barely still culturally relevant orange flavored drink mix Tang.

    • @_withoutwax
      @_withoutwax 4 роки тому +2

      I want that sweater!

  • @AX7editz-1
    @AX7editz-1 10 місяців тому +5

    THIS VIDEO IS VERY GOOD IN QUALITY I LOVE YOUR VIDOES

  • @SilientShadow
    @SilientShadow 3 роки тому +5111

    "Some say milk can cause cancer and lead to an early death."
    I have literally never heard anyone say this.

    • @redacted3670
      @redacted3670 3 роки тому +249

      twitter wars rise of sjws

    • @gearguts7259
      @gearguts7259 3 роки тому +537

      Its a common vegan argument actually

    • @redacted3670
      @redacted3670 3 роки тому +67

      why argue over food who cares what you eat

    • @ICU1337
      @ICU1337 3 роки тому +200

      Honestly at this point, everything that brings joy and happiness to your life "causes cancer". Its a catch-all-phrase to keep you from not living in a bubble. Leaving your cell phone in your pants next to your genitals causes cancer too.

    • @afrogodbot6546
      @afrogodbot6546 3 роки тому +70

      Well no one is just gonna walk up to you and say "milk can causs cancer"

  • @Darkdayzz
    @Darkdayzz 4 роки тому +868

    I love how people assume "could" and "can" actually means "will."
    People need to realise that percentages matter.

    • @MichaelSHartman
      @MichaelSHartman 4 роки тому +32

      Many studies find correlations, not causations, and the media run with it. Common sense might ask if the United States who is one of the greatest consumers of milk has the longest lifespans.

    • @mattforbes7833
      @mattforbes7833 4 роки тому

      It's all about risk

    • @Saxshoe
      @Saxshoe 4 роки тому +4

      I love how people use "I love how xyz" when they actually hate how xyz.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 4 роки тому +2

      @ZE ON it doesn't really have big cons though unless you are lactose intorent and only drink milk which could lead to weight gain

    • @mightymachines6675
      @mightymachines6675 4 роки тому +4

      But that's just a theory
      A MILK THEORY

  • @Gary-zc6dp
    @Gary-zc6dp 4 роки тому +732

    Kurzgesagt: Don't worry, milk is a healthy drink.
    Me: Great, I can enjoy it th---
    Kurzgesagt: *MILK CAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE AND TORTURE*

    • @qwer-tj5ob
      @qwer-tj5ob 4 роки тому +5

      Gary and acne

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 4 роки тому +3

      @@qwer-tj5ob unproven

    • @Sh1ranu1
      @Sh1ranu1 4 роки тому +3

      Shea Doherty wait no, acne was one of actually proven side effects. It was Acne, Intolerance, and Allergies that were proven side effects

    • @wolfofsummerbreeze
      @wolfofsummerbreeze 4 роки тому +1

      Not as much as like... Ten major companies

    • @wintermute-
      @wintermute- 4 роки тому +6

      You do know this would apply to pretty much any type of animal husbandry not just milk.

  • @jasoneffiwatt9517
    @jasoneffiwatt9517 Рік тому +90

    As a male that likes milk, I skipped a heartbeat when prostrate cancer was mentioned

    • @mikebelmont5919
      @mikebelmont5919 5 місяців тому +2

      Drinking the milk of another mammal is disgusting.

    • @thereal4815
      @thereal4815 5 місяців тому

      @@mikebelmont5919God loves you

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@mikebelmont5919Breast milk it is, then!

    • @Moonflush
      @Moonflush 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mikebelmont5919 bird's milk it is, then!

    • @randomguyudontknow362
      @randomguyudontknow362 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@mikebelmont5919Then eating grains is like eating unborn foetus of plants

  • @nuclearmaster2
    @nuclearmaster2 4 роки тому +241

    Something about your animations makes them really satisfying to watch

    • @vojja01
      @vojja01 4 роки тому +3

      Surreal colors

    • @jinxedsphinx3600
      @jinxedsphinx3600 4 роки тому

      Villianious Gamer is your username trying to say “Villainous” or is it purposely spelled like that?

  • @stephaniehoyle1033
    @stephaniehoyle1033 4 роки тому +776

    To quote Iroh on this matter: "Delectable tea or deadly poison..."

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 4 роки тому +694

    Dude said milk might be poisonous...
    How dairy

    • @murmur.5557
      @murmur.5557 4 роки тому +7

      I knew someone was going to say it

    • @JoshStLouis314
      @JoshStLouis314 4 роки тому +42

      There's no whey not to laugh at that, even if it was a bit cheesey.

    • @spagettitree175
      @spagettitree175 4 роки тому +1

      HA HA HA COMIC ᶘಠᴥಠᶅ

    • @spaghettiking653
      @spaghettiking653 4 роки тому +2

      Can someone explain this joke please? Thanks ^^

    • @mrmcspiff4014
      @mrmcspiff4014 4 роки тому +5

      @@spaghettiking653 in this case, dairy=dare he

  • @boone7812
    @boone7812 10 місяців тому +12

    Most importantly, know your body. My wife switched to almond milk because of lactose intolerance. Over time, she ended up very tired. She had a medical test that indicated that she was low on protein. Almond milk has 1g of protein per serving while milk has 8g per serving. She chose to go back to Lactose free milk and has a lot more energy. There are other options. Find what works best for you.

    • @BGeezy4sheezy
      @BGeezy4sheezy 3 місяці тому +1

      To me, milk, and stuff like Greek yogurt, is an easy way to get more protein in your diet without drastically increasing the amount of meat you eat. Every food comes with a set of risks, so by not going overboard with any one protein or food source you get the benefits while minimizing the downsides. An all milk diet wouldn’t be great, just like an all beef diet isn’t

    • @wheezel55
      @wheezel55 3 місяці тому +2

      What? Lmfao. Was her main source of protein milk? This sounds ridiculous

    • @yek636
      @yek636 Місяць тому

      @@BGeezy4sheezy I think she needs to check her diet in general if protein's the only reason. The protein in milk is a very small amount in comparison to protein we take by solid foods normally. Depending on the source milk has 3+ grams of protein per 100ml, which is a very tiny percentage. She shouldn't be in need of that small amount of protein that could only be replaced by milk. By the way, I'm saying this as someone who'd been a vegan for 3.5+ years but had to return back to eating eggs and meat due to protein deficiency. Plus I'm a vet and I know how I couldn't balance my diet (I went through a lot of lifestyle changes within the last 1.5 years where I gradually lost/couldn't replace my backup resources due to this).

  • @CalebWillden
    @CalebWillden 3 роки тому +2817

    My favorite part of Kurzgesagt is just how well it seems to explore each sides of every issue, and sourcing absolutely everything. I feel very well informed!

    • @drroyalbleu7021
      @drroyalbleu7021 3 роки тому +30

      I agree, but calling dairy farming (as a whole) torture is not a neutral view

    • @the_pykid
      @the_pykid 3 роки тому +10

      @@drroyalbleu7021 why not?

    • @RomanTheEmperor
      @RomanTheEmperor 3 роки тому +38

      @@drroyalbleu7021 I agree. They are making it sound very bad. I come from a farming community, and I completely disagree with the torture part of it. The cows are always well taken care of and are fed, have medical care, and have a roof over their heads, which shields them from predators and weather. They are always happy and not uncomfortable. We all pay our dues to society to try and live comfortably, this is just their tax. I invite you to ask a local dairy farmer to visit the farm if you are skeptical. Remember that marketing drives a lot of trends these days, and they all seem to have surfaces in the last 10-20 years.

    • @drroyalbleu7021
      @drroyalbleu7021 3 роки тому +24

      @@the_pykid That descriptor doesn't account for the dairy farmers actually caring for their herd properly. I know the majority of dairy farms in my area care for the herd very well, not only due to the need for capital gain, but also because they care about the cows very deeply. They don't want to see them suffer in any way. There is one farm in our area, however, that does not care for their herd well at all. They do not clean their facilities regularly, and many of their cows go untreated for disease. This kind of farmer should face penalties to the extreme in the way they treat the cows they're supposed to care for. To say that all dairy farmers torture their cows is to ignore those that actually provide proper care to their herd.

    • @the_pykid
      @the_pykid 3 роки тому +15

      Ah, I get it now. I agree that most dairy farmers do not want to inflict harm to their cows. And I guess Calling dairy farming torture is pretty biased. But still, some people see it as harming animals. I think kurzgesasgt wanted to include that point of view. Anyway, Thanks for the explanation 😊.

  • @NovaRambo4427
    @NovaRambo4427 4 роки тому +738

    It took me a long time to realize that dairy was causing my acne. My skin has improved dramatically since dropping it.

    • @VAULT-TEC_INC.
      @VAULT-TEC_INC. 4 роки тому +21

      Nova Rambo was it “dairy” or was it specifically “skim milk” that contributed to your acne?

    • @NovaRambo4427
      @NovaRambo4427 4 роки тому +53

      @@VAULT-TEC_INC. thanks for the question... It was actually all dairy products except for some cheese. So ice cream, milk (of any kind that comes from a cow), yogurt... Occasionally I'll give in to ice cream... But the next morning you can bet I'll have a zit or two.

    • @NovaRambo4427
      @NovaRambo4427 4 роки тому +38

      Although I have found this lactose-free milk and ice cream... Which tastes just as good as the real stuff but without the face-destroying side effects.

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 4 роки тому +3

      Yup I was using it to bulk and started breaking out til I swapped for almond milk

    • @cutesim99
      @cutesim99 4 роки тому +3

      oh dude same

  • @seino__
    @seino__ 4 роки тому +516

    Currently
    80% of comments : Intro looks sick
    10% : holy crap this is earliest I've been
    10% : Milch ist gift

    •  4 роки тому +1

      Sanket R you missed “how did you post this comment 2 days ago if the video is only X minutes old?”

    • @MORIA_TSTL
      @MORIA_TSTL 4 роки тому

      0% coments: where the hell is world war ant

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah 4 роки тому +3

      Ironic that gift means poison in German lol

    • @waranonsroyngoen8342
      @waranonsroyngoen8342 4 роки тому

      @@Purriah Yeah, very funny.

    • @RJGaniga
      @RJGaniga 4 роки тому +1

      Damn right you are

  • @didemdiktas7619
    @didemdiktas7619 4 місяці тому

    Her detayı düşündüren,her detayı iyi bir şekilde açıklayan çok başarılı bir video olmuş. Tebrikler🎉

  • @ibbykacimi2985
    @ibbykacimi2985 4 роки тому +1662

    Is no one gonna talk about how the bean bag was labeled “Bean Me Up Scotty”

    • @elecstorm3701
      @elecstorm3701 4 роки тому +47

      *Eat* *beans,* *and* *consume* *your* *calcium.*

    • @sbonel3224
      @sbonel3224 4 роки тому +14

      Didn't seem that worth mentioning tbh.

    • @someone123idk2
      @someone123idk2 4 роки тому +1

      BEAN

    • @Kuiinedits
      @Kuiinedits 4 роки тому

      Lmao I paused at it to be sure😂

    • @kpete2353
      @kpete2353 4 роки тому +10

      6:34

  • @BlueJay567
    @BlueJay567 4 роки тому +2709

    I’ve said it once I’ll say it again
    The hardest part about being vegan is waking up in the morning to milk the almonds

    • @PlantPoweredDarshana
      @PlantPoweredDarshana 4 роки тому +63

      Everyone loves to hear good things about the bad things they don't want to give up. The video should have actually focused on the victim instead of the benefits to the perpetrators.

    • @Efflorescentey
      @Efflorescentey 4 роки тому +24

      Hello from the cashew farms!!

    • @BlueJay567
      @BlueJay567 4 роки тому +19

      Efflorescentey I haven’t tried cashew milk but I’m a big fan of oat milk as of now

    • @Efflorescentey
      @Efflorescentey 4 роки тому +4

      BlueJay_567 I haven’t tried oat milk! I’ll trade you some?

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 роки тому +6

      *SO MANY ALMONDS*

  • @Henry-iz7iv
    @Henry-iz7iv 4 роки тому +787

    For those of you who are confused by the Germans, “milch ist gift” means “milk is poison” :)

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 роки тому +112

      Gifts are poison?
      Now I know what not to do for Germans around the holidays.

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 4 роки тому +34

      In Dutch we say "Melk is goed voor elk" which translates to "Milk is good for everyone"

    • @juanigzlz
      @juanigzlz 4 роки тому +7

      milk is gift

    • @Henry-iz7iv
      @Henry-iz7iv 4 роки тому

      Florian Kindslehner Ohhh alright, I wasnt aware of the other youtuber, this video was just recommended to me for whatever reason

    • @malenal4555
      @malenal4555 4 роки тому +2

      @@runningoncylinders3829 actually in first grade I always told my friends do you want gift and because they thought I meant the german meaning they always said no. Than I told them what it meant bin Englisch. Yeah I was very funny

  • @Lunar.Ser3nity
    @Lunar.Ser3nity 3 місяці тому +1

    5:42 THIS IS SO ADORABLE WHAT?

  • @WallaWaller
    @WallaWaller 3 роки тому +3324

    "Milk. White poison or healthy drink?"
    Me with lactose intolerance: yes.

    • @Vwumpum
      @Vwumpum 3 роки тому +54

      Me also with lactose intolerance: very yes.

    • @fretzelfaus_345
      @fretzelfaus_345 3 роки тому +14

      its complicated

    • @pacharaponprachai5999
      @pacharaponprachai5999 3 роки тому +24

      @@Vwumpum drink a lactose-free one, my mom usually bought it when she want to drink milk.

    • @secretunknown2782
      @secretunknown2782 3 роки тому +13

      Me with lactose tolerance : no

    • @stinkyfingers1617
      @stinkyfingers1617 3 роки тому +7

      Just curious as to your age? I loved drinking milk almost exclusively until I got into my early 30’s. Eventually(I’m assuming age/overdoing it) my body couldn’t handle it like it used to, but I refused to put it down. Eventually it through off my electrolytes and sent me to the ER because I was retaining ~20-30lbs of excess fluid(at the time didn’t know what caused it). I now only drink almond milk, and never have problems. I still crave real milk though. It’s crazy

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 4 роки тому +923

    "He need some milk" has a whole new meaning now

    • @pee-bot
      @pee-bot 4 роки тому +9

      I dont get it

    • @bigone1857
      @bigone1857 4 роки тому +2

      Rat King not a lot of milk, just some

    • @erikobiba6999
      @erikobiba6999 4 роки тому +2

      @@pee-bot it's a meme

    • @pee-bot
      @pee-bot 4 роки тому +11

      What new meaning
      this joke makes no sense

    • @disconnectxd7344
      @disconnectxd7344 4 роки тому +3

      guys donate for china coronavirus outbreak

  • @omaraied2920
    @omaraied2920 4 роки тому +1407

    I love how kurzgesagt never gives a straight answer, always supports both sides of the argument. Props to you guys

    • @JMPM1
      @JMPM1 4 роки тому +53

      ‎ ‎

    • @Ali_109
      @Ali_109 4 роки тому +17

      @@JMPM1 bruh

    • @joaogabriel6424
      @joaogabriel6424 3 роки тому +107

      Well, not really. They barely make any arguments, they just state facts, that's why it seems it's imparcial.

    • @omaraied2920
      @omaraied2920 3 роки тому +14

      @@joaogabriel6424 yeah but in this case they are talking about the argument of whether milk is good or bad for you

    • @Mr.CrimsonBones
      @Mr.CrimsonBones 3 роки тому +26

      probably watch kurzgesagt vaccine he did not hesitated spitting the facts to the karens

  • @Artsie835
    @Artsie835 2 місяці тому +2

    “Why are we drinking it anyway?”
    Me:well would you have water with your cereal?

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 4 роки тому +1002

    "We need to decide as a society."
    That's the problem.

    • @BrianHockenmaier
      @BrianHockenmaier 4 роки тому +60

      This was a strange opinion to assert at the end. Why do we need to decide as a society? Most choices are best left to the community or individual

    • @codediporpal
      @codediporpal 4 роки тому +50

      @@BrianHockenmaier Many people are blind to their implicit assumption that an authoritarian society is the solution to all problems.

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 4 роки тому +24

      I can't believe we live in a...

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 4 роки тому +23

      @@BrianHockenmaier Most choices. The climate concerns all of us.

    • @dibuk123
      @dibuk123 4 роки тому +13

      "Eco dictatorship" was a new word in a Swedish lexicon last year. Just throwing that out there.

  • @soloybc
    @soloybc 3 роки тому +1201

    I’ve never changed my opinion about something so many times in a small period of time before

    • @lookingforsomething
      @lookingforsomething 3 роки тому +137

      It means that you don't have that much information on the subject. Not anything to be ashamed about. It's a great skill to be able to change one's mind and be willing to learn more.

    • @lalaia-5511
      @lalaia-5511 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @harichandana9891
      @harichandana9891 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @masterfish4343
      @masterfish4343 3 роки тому +8

      First time?

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 3 роки тому +8

      You're too easily influenced.

  • @kevray
    @kevray 4 роки тому +594

    I remember when the comments were full of good discussions but now it’s just all memes.

    • @michealwilliams472
      @michealwilliams472 4 роки тому +76

      The curse that happens as a channel becomes more popular and mainstream

    • @internetweekrecap
      @internetweekrecap 4 роки тому +15

      The world we are living in

    • @PaleoGeek
      @PaleoGeek 4 роки тому +85

      100% agreed. Though memes aren't necessarily bad, the fact that they take up the majority of the comment section is ridiculous. Most of them are very repetitive and unoriginal as well.

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 4 роки тому +13

      As a creator you can sort comments by either "newest" or "top". This is a failing on UA-cam's end for not providing more options.

    • @flopster8139
      @flopster8139 4 роки тому +11

      Redditors ruin every mainstream channel sadly...

  • @srloaiza
    @srloaiza Рік тому +2

    The Moo - Tang jersey was amazing ♥
    Nice perspective and info about milk by the way fam

  • @lattice.d
    @lattice.d 4 роки тому +2902

    Me : **casually sipping milk**
    Kurzgesagt : **this video**
    Me : **stops sipping and watches**
    Kurzgesagt : Its alright if you drink it moderately
    Me : **gleefully sipping 1L milk**
    Kurzgesagt : NOW ITS TIME FOR ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACTS
    Me : **CHOKES**

    • @danielstonge3175
      @danielstonge3175 4 роки тому +168

      A man drank a glass of milk, this is what happens to the polar ice caps.

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 4 роки тому +28

      Just keep drinking it King, or try soy if you want bitch tits.

    • @Stryfe564
      @Stryfe564 4 роки тому +58

      @@Imperium83 Not how plant estrogens work

    • @krakenburger56
      @krakenburger56 4 роки тому +13

      @@danielstonge3175 *Chubbyemu music plays*

    • @professionalsleeper6281
      @professionalsleeper6281 4 роки тому +26

      @@rabbitwho wtf do you just casually have a LITRE BIG GLASS or something?

  • @waterman3783
    @waterman3783 4 роки тому +418

    Pro-Milk people: it's good for you!
    Anti-Milk people: it'll kill you early!
    Lactose intolerant people: aight ima head out

    • @florintinau9979
      @florintinau9979 4 роки тому +4

      People anti milk are people who seen lactose intolerant people die by milk and now they think milk bad

    • @someonerandom2775
      @someonerandom2775 4 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @rrh1no447
      @rrh1no447 4 роки тому +1

      I feel that

    • @SawyerIque
      @SawyerIque 4 роки тому +1

      And Kurzgesagt: Stop with the fighting and let me explain.

    • @TechGroupF430i
      @TechGroupF430i 4 роки тому

      @Lucas Zhu They did... within the first two minutes in fact.

  • @theexpierow8951
    @theexpierow8951 4 роки тому +873

    Shoutout to those suffering from lack toes in toddler ants

  • @psI6
    @psI6 Рік тому +42

    People think you have to be all in or not. You don't have to be vegan to make a change. Just, make a change. I switched to oat milk years ago but I still love getting Oreo shakes if I'm out (which is not that often). Also mainly eat fish in my diet, but I do crave a burger every now and then. Haven't drank soda (pop) or any carbonated drink in 10 years (this one I'm pretty good with because I have no desire for it). Just make small changes in your diet until you feel comfortable. Eat healthy be happy.

    • @raph2550
      @raph2550 Рік тому +4

      Eating fish is one of the worse thing you can do... 😩😩

    • @LordOfChaos.x
      @LordOfChaos.x 10 місяців тому

      How is eating fish vegan?

    • @Tasmim-
      @Tasmim- 8 місяців тому

      @@LordOfChaos.x when did he say he was vegan

  • @arenacloser7528
    @arenacloser7528 4 роки тому +924

    Everyone: talking about milk
    Me: hey look a new intro

    • @zero_prfctn
      @zero_prfctn 4 роки тому +4

      Arena Closer Huh! Thanks for pointing it out!

    • @naut9407
      @naut9407 4 роки тому +9

      @@zero_prfctn It is surprising how you didn't even notice it. I'd like you to reflect on how much small details you miss out in your life from now on as every detail is important for the bigger picture that we perceive as ants on this wide universe.

    • @masterwill8973
      @masterwill8973 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @noahi.1381
      @noahi.1381 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @zero_prfctn
      @zero_prfctn 4 роки тому

      Nau t Excuse me WHAT !!? I simply said “thanks for pointing it out” I’m not sure on how your comment states in what emotion,like are you angry at me that I can’t notice details? And I do notice on some details...

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 4 роки тому +3591

    Some ancient dude: *Looks at cow's udders.* Those f*ckers are hiding something.

    • @phillipisayev1273
      @phillipisayev1273 4 роки тому +356

      Rafay Noman I know this is a joke and all but I think realistically humans saw how babies breast feed from their mothers and then saw the same thing happening with cows and goats and then just put two and two together.

    • @sebbasbaoz8314
      @sebbasbaoz8314 4 роки тому +11

      omg lol yes! mate that's hilarious good job

    • @danieldeguzman183
      @danieldeguzman183 4 роки тому +156

      Some ancient dude looking at cow udders : * im feeling kinky *

    • @joejohnson2807
      @joejohnson2807 4 роки тому +54

      ...... VERY KINKY!...

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 4 роки тому +24

      @@danieldeguzman183 hrmmmm lemme join the kinky.

  • @techstuff9198
    @techstuff9198 3 роки тому +972

    In summary: There has been little to no evidence that milk itself is harmful to human health, but the methods humans use to guarantee a large supply are causing a lot of damage, as is the case with nearly all mass production systems humans employ.

    • @FarmersAreCool
      @FarmersAreCool 3 роки тому +31

      Internet being powered up on a zillion servers using electricity 24/7 so people can have porno on handheld devices...
      The problem with farming leading to factory farms is inflation in supply chains. As money becomes less valuable due to inflation farmers, to maintain their debts, as interest is ever expanding / compounding have to clear more land, get tighter on feed, will sooner shoot an animal over calling a vet, overcrowd barns, overcut crop land. All so the bankers and royalty can steal the land in the end through government land taxes.
      Governments need broken down, all the farms need broken back down which would raise quality by creating competition. Most food is owned by large transnation agricorp companies that nearly have more power than all national govs.

    • @deadrizen
      @deadrizen 3 роки тому +17

      @@FarmersAreCool Governments need to implement supply management into these sectors of agriculture. This will prevent overproduction (reduce waste) and protect small farmers from being pushed out of the market by huge factory farms. Canada has supply management for it's dairy industry and as a result over 95% of dairy farms in Canada are family owned and operated. There is also a lot less food waste as these farms are producing a set amount of milk as opposed to the massive surplus of milk in the US.

    • @FarmersAreCool
      @FarmersAreCool 3 роки тому +11

      @@deadrizen I'm former 3rd generation dairy. Supply management in Canada is a major problem. THe quota management system is a piece of commercial paper which has created a mafia. Milk is overproduced and dumped out, the factory farms are buying up the quota and eating the small farmers. Ain't a set amount of milk when farmers buy credits to over produce, its not as simple as you think.
      Also here in Nb when supply manage started there were around 500 family owned farms, now there is under 200. Government/big banks are using the quota paper to leverage people off the land.
      As far as the family owned farm, its gone, these farms are all corporations receiving tax benefit status. THe family farm disappeared as farms incorporated and took on special tax statuses.
      Right now the government pretty much owns the entire food supply via proxy, especially with covid as producers are taking government money to pay their employees wages. Not long and the government owns your farm.
      Major major problems in supply management right now. THe systems all need dissolved and reconstituted on the run.

    • @phantasmaleye3879
      @phantasmaleye3879 3 роки тому +6

      But it causes disproportionately more suffering than other mass production systems, as living, sentient beings are involved

    • @FarmersAreCool
      @FarmersAreCool 3 роки тому +1

      @@phantasmaleye3879 That can be argued for taxation.

  • @fatimahberjawi7473
    @fatimahberjawi7473 2 місяці тому +4

    Great! I can continue drinking milk like usual. I love milk and dairy products.

  • @TheBartgry
    @TheBartgry 4 роки тому +565

    It's truly a privilege to watch such a concise, clear and critically composed overview of a controversial topic. People should realize how uncommon this is.

  • @signoguns8501
    @signoguns8501 3 роки тому +2186

    65% are lactose intolerant?! Holy fuck, I thought it would loads less than that.

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 роки тому +143

      Huh I’m very lucky then

    • @DjellonPalatzzi
      @DjellonPalatzzi 3 роки тому +30

      @@coralxanpu same

    • @Yafale
      @Yafale 3 роки тому +119

      Damn, I wish I don't have to take a huge load of shit after drinking a glass of milk.

    • @aimohsin1380
      @aimohsin1380 3 роки тому +7

      @@Yafale lmao

    • @frogforest
      @frogforest 3 роки тому +137

      Considering a lot of asian people are intolerant, then considering that there are a LOT of asian people, it does start to make sense I think

  • @ft594
    @ft594 4 роки тому +1933

    "Milk could give you cancer"
    Me: :)
    "Milk could give you acne"
    Me: D:

    • @wota_pov
      @wota_pov 4 роки тому +24

      true, i'll just avoid that for the rest of my life now

    • @mrhawkyy1
      @mrhawkyy1 4 роки тому +25

      @@wota_pov Man I have ache it sucks trying to get rid of it for over a year

    • @Hamza-uh6oy
      @Hamza-uh6oy 4 роки тому +10

      You could've said it like this:
      Me: :)
      Me: ):
      Looks more appealing to be honest

    • @nehemz432
      @nehemz432 4 роки тому +23

      MILK kills.
      100% of human who drinks milk died / bound to die.

    • @BotGME
      @BotGME 4 роки тому +1

      eXcuse dude I was about to say that, I use the gel form and cured my severe acne! As well as green tea as it’s high in antioxidants.

  • @wteoidrYT
    @wteoidrYT 16 днів тому +1

    when i saw the intro and i thought i would get cancer but it helped so much

  • @Jcknight7996
    @Jcknight7996 4 роки тому +1040

    Has anyone actually looked at their sources? There's a shit ton, which is why I love you guys.

    • @mureithikivuti
      @mureithikivuti 4 роки тому +53

      Word. Whenever I need scientific research documents, these guys are totally life saving

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +10

      @@mureithikivuti
      Agreed my favorites for science.

    • @mureithikivuti
      @mureithikivuti 4 роки тому +2

      @@Raccon_Detective. true true

    • @ur8up2jabberwocky79
      @ur8up2jabberwocky79 4 роки тому +1

      YOU CAN FIND A SHIT TON OF RESOURCES THAT SAY THE WORLD IS FLAT.....IS IT???

    • @mureithikivuti
      @mureithikivuti 4 роки тому +26

      @@ur8up2jabberwocky79 Plus for a theory to be scientific, it has not only to be convincing, but have actual data or mathematical reasoning behind it.
      A pretty story without any proof is just that; a pretty story

  • @Marcel_be
    @Marcel_be 4 роки тому +637

    A lot of these Kurtzgezagt video's end on "this a decision that we need to make as a society"
    it's a good thing, then, that we live in a time where society makes planet-saving decisions constantly because we so easily agree with each other.

    • @termiguin1
      @termiguin1 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah which is why there is absolutely no contention on very real threats such as climate change...

    • @samtovey8496
      @samtovey8496 4 роки тому +6

      Joeri Marcelis, delusion if I ever saw it.
      Either you are a very smart man or an idiot if you live in a world where you believe people agree with each other easily unless you were being sarcastic in which case, I apologise.

    • @jorm6194
      @jorm6194 4 роки тому +86

      @@samtovey8496 he's very clearly being sarcastic lol

    • @isaacsorrels4077
      @isaacsorrels4077 4 роки тому +46

      @@jorm6194 Honestly, the sarcasm was so heavy handed im kinda shocked someone thought he was serious.
      The only way it could be more obvious is if it ended with /s.

    • @samtovey8496
      @samtovey8496 4 роки тому +4

      Justin Miller, I just wanted to make sure, I’ve been faced with ‘difficult’ people before.

  • @Eggwith75000subs
    @Eggwith75000subs 4 роки тому +1643

    “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. skim milk.Which is water lying about it being skim milk”
    Ron Swanson

    • @-landon-9002
      @-landon-9002 4 роки тому +3

      Egg with 75,000 subscribers I loved that show

    • @graceklavan445
      @graceklavan445 4 роки тому

      YASSSSSS. Parks
      And
      Rec

    • @jennyberger8229
      @jennyberger8229 4 роки тому

      Egg with 75,000 subscribers 24 minutes and already so many likes? B r e h

    • @NikkiDocherty74
      @NikkiDocherty74 4 роки тому +2

      Skim milk is actually skim milk but it's barely milk at all because all of the fat is skimmed.

    • @Wootguy238
      @Wootguy238 4 роки тому +9

      Lying about being milk*

  • @georgewilson7808
    @georgewilson7808 13 днів тому +2

    Dairy consumption increases breast cancer.
    Dairy is full of the hormone estradiol because the dairy cow is milked while it is pregnant and it has been measured in the milk. The 7th day Adventists are often studied because they are health conscious, don’t drink alcohol or smoke, and eagerly participate in studies. ADVENTIST HEALTH STUDY 2 showed the more milk the Adventists consumed the higher the breast cancer. This study was confirmed by a study in China, CHINA KADOORIE BIOBANK STUDY. The Conclusion: The more dairy you consume the higher your breast cancer risk. ¼ cup/day of milk increases breast cancer risk by 17%.

    • @beepbeepnj2658
      @beepbeepnj2658 6 днів тому

      "A dietary pattern preferring dairy products was associated with increased survival in Tokyo-area centenarians." 2003 article title: Dietary patterns and further survival in Japanese centenarians. Good quality dairy like they have in Japan is a natural source of Vitamin A1, B12, K2, Iodine, C15:0, Sphingolipids, Omega 7 and Carnosine, all 8 which destroy cancer cells and protect the heart. Plant based industrial factory milks have none of those natural 8 nutrients which is why industrial plant milk is the worst for your health and the worst for the environment.

    • @georgewilson7808
      @georgewilson7808 6 днів тому

      @@beepbeepnj2658 I showed you TWO confirming studies that say dairy causes breast cancer...and probably prostate and ovarian cancer.

  • @Collymillad
    @Collymillad 4 роки тому +1239

    "Over the last decade, milk has become a bit controversial"
    So basically....it exists?

    • @SapphireSolstice67
      @SapphireSolstice67 4 роки тому +7

      Intera UK hahaha

    • @Vhailor_Mithras
      @Vhailor_Mithras 4 роки тому +57

      Literally the first time hearing about a controversy. "Milk causes cancer." Wat.

    • @sheepdemon1982
      @sheepdemon1982 4 роки тому +29

      @@Vhailor_Mithras I see you don't read tabloid newspapers.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +3

      Truth.

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 4 роки тому +1

      Vhailor Mithras you must not go out much

  • @seastormsinger
    @seastormsinger 4 роки тому +1725

    "would you let the world burn for cheese?"
    I... look. I'm sure we can find an alternative to this ultimatum.

    • @garax1548
      @garax1548 4 роки тому +20

      No

    • @MasterKnight2K
      @MasterKnight2K 4 роки тому +72

      Yup, I’m lactose intolerant and I still eat a stupid amount of cheese. Burn it all!

    • @garax1548
      @garax1548 4 роки тому +14

      @@MasterKnight2K selfish

    • @MasterKnight2K
      @MasterKnight2K 4 роки тому +39

      Garax aww, someone must have told you people care what you think...

    • @mapleleaves2289
      @mapleleaves2289 4 роки тому +14

      @@MasterKnight2K I know plenty of lactose introllerant people who do very well with hard cheeses. During the process of fermentation bacteria consumes the lactose. General rule the harder and more aged a cheese is the less lactose in it

  • @kenneth7059
    @kenneth7059 4 роки тому +305

    So no one’s going to talk about how they made an incredibly beautiful new intro?

    • @liamjames-hendriks4895
      @liamjames-hendriks4895 4 роки тому +2

      Oh I noticed. How delightful

    • @ekkesten4200
      @ekkesten4200 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @ashruth7183
      @ashruth7183 4 роки тому

      Ohh yes :) it's indeed beautiful :)

    • @RAYNEL
      @RAYNEL 4 роки тому

      Yes! The outro is pretty chill too.

    • @goku445
      @goku445 4 роки тому

      No one gives a fck. Only information counts and they SUCK at spreading good information.

  • @tw2623
    @tw2623 8 місяців тому +3

    Most videos are either pro animal consumption or vegan! Great to come across an unbiased informative video.

  • @pvip9986
    @pvip9986 4 роки тому +142

    So, in a nutshell: Milk is not unhealthy if you're tolerant but its environmental impact and its production in general is troubling.

    • @seanmcdonald5859
      @seanmcdonald5859 4 роки тому +3

      Yes.
      This is a trap right?

    • @evantyler8647
      @evantyler8647 4 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure canada doesn't do factory milk, not sure though

    • @footballmetal2195
      @footballmetal2195 4 роки тому +1

      The nutshellest answer I've seen

    • @user-nv9vn8fm1d
      @user-nv9vn8fm1d 4 роки тому +5

      @@evantyler8647 We do tons of factory farming to get majority of our milk in Canada.

    • @sugard8099
      @sugard8099 4 роки тому +1

      Im not so sure about that last part, I live in the country where everywhere you look there are farms and some big dairy farmers who I know treat their cows right and try to reduce their carbon footprint. But that is just where I'm at so I don't know how other places are

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 4 роки тому +646

    people : "milk is good!"
    other people : "milk is bad!"
    lactose intolerant people : *_laughs in rattle_*

    • @omgcyanide4642
      @omgcyanide4642 4 роки тому +10

      Astigmatisme I just had some milk shits, my legs are still crippled from the blood flow stopping

    • @OB.x
      @OB.x 4 роки тому +3

      am i consider lactose intolerant because i cant tolerate the taste of milk? :)

    • @atsufin3843
      @atsufin3843 4 роки тому +1

      Astigmatisme Yeah there is lactose free milk too.

    • @thetalkativefos716
      @thetalkativefos716 4 роки тому +6

      @@OB.x no cause those people can still like milk (he said in a chearful voice)

    • @skreets3367
      @skreets3367 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes
      **NICE**

  • @LifeAsJester
    @LifeAsJester 4 роки тому +1000

    "White Poison or Healthy Drink?"
    Kurzgesagt - "Yes"

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello 4 роки тому +8

      I don't know why I read the title as white people poison

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 роки тому

      Huey wow

    • @grant0208
      @grant0208 4 роки тому +10

      Only siths deal in absolutes

    • @Mekalor
      @Mekalor 4 роки тому +9

      Umm, no, the conclusion was it's not poison. It does have an environmental impact, though, so you're better off with milk alternatives if living in a more developed country.

    • @Sangth123
      @Sangth123 4 роки тому +2

      Not even close to a relevant comment since they said it's not poison.

  • @VaishnaviSingh.
    @VaishnaviSingh. Рік тому +17

    so good, well researched, well presented. loved that they mentioned "climate and torture" as well! really one of the best video i've ever had watched across the internet.

  • @theartofmastery3674
    @theartofmastery3674 4 роки тому +274

    For everyone wondering about the german "Milch ist Gift" (Milk is poisonous) comments, there is a youtuber called ungespielt who made that statement in one of his videos and it became a meme in Germany🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @Desiderium
    @Desiderium 4 роки тому +677

    I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but I began to notice my bones protruding and getting sharper, poking through my skin. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk.
    I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality.
    As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone.
    I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free.
    I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station, leaving behind the silhouette of my godlike form in the wall. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black void that formed from within. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 роки тому +33

      Desiderium Doot bröther

    • @anime.soundtracks
      @anime.soundtracks 4 роки тому +114

      Like if y'all want to see a movie out of this

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 4 роки тому +36

      I'm suddenly reminded of an early episode of Gotham where some people took a bunch of drugs that turned out to be the precursor to the Venom compound (the one that Bane uses). They robbed stores for milk because they needed the calcium but couldn't get enough and died horribly from their bodies trying to get bigger.

    • @ellie6718
      @ellie6718 4 роки тому +22

      Desiderium hate it when that happens

    • @postblitz
      @postblitz 4 роки тому +9

      Updooted for truth.

  • @friskyiguess6843
    @friskyiguess6843 4 роки тому +3290

    The first person to milk a cow was weird.

    • @aesthetics1726
      @aesthetics1726 4 роки тому +356

      Friskyiguess The first person to ever milk a cow was probably starving and near death.

    • @friskyiguess6843
      @friskyiguess6843 4 роки тому +149

      @@aesthetics1726 That makes him even weirder.

    • @aesthetics1726
      @aesthetics1726 4 роки тому +252

      Friskyiguess Starving and not wanting to die makes a person “weird”?
      I think you need to get in touch with reality.

    • @darth3911
      @darth3911 4 роки тому +86

      Sea Shell what makes it weird is that he did not kill and eat the cow vs milk it as anyone from those times would just it raw cow

    • @darth3911
      @darth3911 4 роки тому +39

      Øblivion dude you must be stupid go study roman history and ancient greek history as the romans and the spartans where the people who did it the most