Why Blue Whales Don't Get Cancer - Peto's Paradox

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  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  3 роки тому +2865

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    • @alhusna77husna62
      @alhusna77husna62 3 роки тому +12

      Why does it has 9 likes and no replies

    • @Fr0sh1tz
      @Fr0sh1tz 3 роки тому +7

      🆒

    • @Niaragochar
      @Niaragochar 3 роки тому +12

      There are less comments to you because they dont care about comments they care about your video , animation, narration, knowledge and much more. THANK YOU🎉👍👍🎊🎊👍👍😀😀

    • @hamburger4127
      @hamburger4127 3 роки тому +1

      4th lol

    • @Fr0sh1tz
      @Fr0sh1tz 3 роки тому

      5th comment

  • @absence9443
    @absence9443 4 роки тому +4004

    4:50 even this computer game scene with the cancer is so creative. All of this is so innovatively animated. And the music is incredible. I hope this channel never dies.

    • @santoshernandez9663
      @santoshernandez9663 4 роки тому +139

      If it doesn't die, It's gonna become cancer.

    • @absence9443
      @absence9443 4 роки тому +97

      @@santoshernandez9663 but In a Nutshell is big enough to get a hypertumor

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 4 роки тому +43

      @CL Melonshark dont worry, we will have a kurzgesagt 3 to kill kurzgesagt 2 and save kurzgesagt

    • @cactoos9793
      @cactoos9793 4 роки тому +8

      I really liked that part too!

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal 4 роки тому +10

      CL Melonshark I think they were taking about it on reddit that they were thinking of making a kurzgesagt 2 but as a history channel

  • @metamorphosis_77
    @metamorphosis_77 4 роки тому +466

    Hypertumor: Cancer is fighting cancer and eventually cures cancer.
    I guess, even on a cellular level, your worst enemy is yourself.

    • @fallest
      @fallest 4 роки тому +3

      You can also interpret that your best friend is yourself. :D

    • @kamoroso94
      @kamoroso94 4 роки тому +1

      And the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

    • @BooelGaymes
      @BooelGaymes 4 роки тому +1

      once the great philosopher electroboom said: "there is no escape from the enemy who lives within"

  • @ferghalicious1480
    @ferghalicious1480 4 роки тому +3567

    Whales:
    >Open task manager
    >Select ‘task manager’
    >Select ‘end task’

    • @notjoss
      @notjoss 4 роки тому +42

      @AmplifiedSilence Windows be like

    • @JacobTaylor216
      @JacobTaylor216 4 роки тому +20

      I really, really want to try this, but I'm afraid it'd turn my laptop into a tomato.

    • @kyellebantog7720
      @kyellebantog7720 4 роки тому +11

      @@JacobTaylor216 Just did it, my computer turned into mash potatoes

    • @dogman5791
      @dogman5791 4 роки тому +26

      @@JacobTaylor216 you realize ending task manager through task manager is the same as hitting the x, why would it be any different

    • @tw12ve56
      @tw12ve56 4 роки тому +2

      Ferghal Icious task failed successfully

  • @IKurtC
    @IKurtC Рік тому +201

    lost my father to cancer last year.... i really hope one day we can have a "cure" to this terrible illness... you really don't know how terrible cancer is until you see a loved one losing the battle slowly to it and feeling bad knowing you can't do nothing to help...... , as always thanks for a great video !

    • @Negs42
      @Negs42 7 місяців тому +8

      You won't have a cure for Cancer because cancer is a catch all phrase for like 10,000 different diseases. The pathogenesis of breast cancer for example is *Completely* different from prostate cancer. You have to develop a cure for each of them individually

    • @IKurtC
      @IKurtC 7 місяців тому

      @@Negs42 that why i wrote "cure" not meaning a magical pill that will erase all cancerigenous cells... but who knows what will happend . fact is we won't be here to see if it does really happend

    • @True4lowar
      @True4lowar 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Negs42 ...

    • @3chovine
      @3chovine 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Negs42 Correct but not the right place for this discussion.

    • @Negs42
      @Negs42 6 місяців тому +5

      @@3chovine fair, I'm not the best at reading the environment

  • @jimmyz2684
    @jimmyz2684 3 роки тому +13922

    The cancer killing cancer part reminds me of Mr Burns getting diagnosed with every disease, but they’re all fighting each other so he stays healthy

    • @skipeveryday7282
      @skipeveryday7282 3 роки тому +1597

      So you're saying I'm indestructible?
      No quite the contrary, in fact a slight breeze could..
      Indestructible..

    • @metaverseplayer
      @metaverseplayer 3 роки тому +232

      😂 The simpsons was awesome

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 3 роки тому +141

      Three Stooges Sydrome 😂

    • @jasonbaylor9865
      @jasonbaylor9865 3 роки тому +260

      I love when the doctor takes all the squishy disease plushys and smashes them through the little model door and they all get stuck 😂 simpsons is so elite

    • @achillestitan989
      @achillestitan989 3 роки тому +21

      Indestructible

  • @hiraethneko-chan1022
    @hiraethneko-chan1022 4 роки тому +38052

    "cancer is killing cancer"
    isn't that just your average League of Legends ranked games?

    • @Tovarasul_Lenin
      @Tovarasul_Lenin 4 роки тому +601

      Rofl true

    • @GeneratedPerson
      @GeneratedPerson 4 роки тому +490

      Or overwatch’s mei vs widow

    • @SBWinner
      @SBWinner 4 роки тому +444

      Zoe killing Yasuo

    • @ryanwu1898
      @ryanwu1898 4 роки тому +490

      I used the yasuo to destroy the yasuo

    • @vivosmartphone2280
      @vivosmartphone2280 4 роки тому +721

      A single toxic player will ruin the game. Two toxic players on opposing team will be kept busy harassing each other

  • @Flitchie
    @Flitchie 4 роки тому +3410

    I like that these cells have face’s. Makes me feel better about it all

    • @mrcorpa9604
      @mrcorpa9604 4 роки тому +26

      It makes me feel better bout my self

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ 4 роки тому +37

      It makes me feel safe when I watch scary tik toks

    • @11deicide
      @11deicide 4 роки тому +26

      Weird, it makes me feel worse. Like the unknown of life and death is looking back at you

    • @marathompsonsmith7654
      @marathompsonsmith7654 4 роки тому +4

      stop.

    • @marathompsonsmith7654
      @marathompsonsmith7654 4 роки тому +5

      sorry wrong comment

  • @boneladders
    @boneladders 2 роки тому +2926

    as someone who's had cancer twice, watching this feels like i'm spying on the little freaks that almost ruined my life
    update 6/6/2023: had a third cancer scare recently but avoided the little freaks this time. i'm on to their trickery

    • @scdl-m2z
      @scdl-m2z 2 роки тому +3

      congrats on beating that fucker, not only once, but twice!

    • @boneladders
      @boneladders 2 роки тому +20

      @@scdl-m2z lol thanks 🤟

    • @fiery_gamerz
      @fiery_gamerz 2 роки тому +172

      Bruh, I hope you are doing well

    • @boneladders
      @boneladders 2 роки тому +127

      @@fiery_gamerz still kickin lol

    • @WantedJosh-kd1ln
      @WantedJosh-kd1ln 2 роки тому +54

      Well I’m glad you are ok I know to many people who have gotten cancer

  • @mbuyelo7131
    @mbuyelo7131 4 роки тому +4786

    I edited this comment to say that, you matter. Find your purpose and push towards it buddy. Much love.

  • @loadingscreen1765
    @loadingscreen1765 4 роки тому +34286

    "Cancer kills Cancer"
    *Cancerous problems require cancerous solutions*

    • @hamter8707
      @hamter8707 4 роки тому +428

      Yes

    • @stew8964
      @stew8964 4 роки тому +265

      Yes

    • @paperdino8358
      @paperdino8358 4 роки тому +221

      Yes

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot 4 роки тому +793

      Since we are basically earth's cancer, and cancer kills us, if we kill that cancer,
      will that cancer each other out?

    • @Viixy
      @Viixy 4 роки тому +116

      ._. And we join the ∞ circle

  • @elferson
    @elferson 4 роки тому +4806

    Everyone: suicide is never the answer
    Cells: its nerf or nothing

  • @kensperspective
    @kensperspective 2 роки тому +446

    I really hope that we can eventually apply this to humans in order to cure cancer. Can you imagine a doctor saying “You have cancer, but don’t worry we’re going to give you a bunch more cancer to cure it.“ 😮

    • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ
      @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ Рік тому +43

      That's literally how vaccines were developed

    • @kensperspective
      @kensperspective Рік тому

      @@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ actually it’s literally not. Vaccines use an inert or dead virus to teach your body to build antibodies against the live virus. The process described in this video has nothing at all to do with antibodies.

    • @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ
      @ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ Рік тому +6

      @@kensperspective oh, OK, I thought it was just a weak virus

    • @yugzed2233
      @yugzed2233 Рік тому

      @@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ No. Just no. Vaccine is a booster for our antibodies. It doesn't combat anything.

    • @dxtnguyxn4179
      @dxtnguyxn4179 Рік тому

      @@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ it is a weak virus.

  • @ViolosD2I
    @ViolosD2I 4 роки тому +6074

    Doctor: "Even your cancer has cancer."
    Patient: "Alriiight!"

    • @gallowglass8307
      @gallowglass8307 4 роки тому +74

      Vio cancer squared

    • @NotOneToFly
      @NotOneToFly 4 роки тому +62

      I'm going to go out on a limb here so bare with me. *wink
      Seeing as this hypothesis is the most liked solution to Peto's paradox, we can surmise (though Wisdom of the Crowd) that the Hypertumor solution is the most likely. This makes logical sense, as the conditions for a tumor to arise make it likely a second tumor will arise. All it takes is a few more failures of the proto-oncogene mutations to create competition between cancers which rapidly leads to defeat of both cancers by the organism.
      A macro analogy would be the Taliban and ISIS (as a hypercancer) on "Civilization" aka the organism. This internal schism between anti-Civilzation sects allows defeat by co-operating nation states.

    • @Mohammad_D_Han
      @Mohammad_D_Han 4 роки тому +22

      But does the cancer that has cancer have cancer as well? 🤔

    • @NotOneToFly
      @NotOneToFly 4 роки тому +19

      @@Mohammad_D_Han mmm not quite. Each reaction requires another exponent of energy. This "hypercancer" is just another reaction to the existing circumstances that caused the first cancer. This is no "parasite of a parasite", it's just another parasite on the original organism. Keep it straight.

    • @procrastinator3408
      @procrastinator3408 4 роки тому +4

      My head got a *CREEP* *TUMOR*

  • @tommyVv96
    @tommyVv96 4 роки тому +995

    Cancer: "you either die a villain, or live long enough to become the hero"

  • @demerzel3798
    @demerzel3798 4 роки тому +2325

    Cancer: gets cancer
    Our bodies: Task failed successfully

    • @Purviloveslife
      @Purviloveslife 4 роки тому +81

      I used the *cancer* to kill the *cancer*

    • @darcylobbly5655
      @darcylobbly5655 3 роки тому +78

      Cancer to cancer: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted ur outsmarting

    • @PerplexedPBJ
      @PerplexedPBJ 3 роки тому +8

      Memeseption

    • @seyned89
      @seyned89 3 роки тому +2

      Your welcome for 1k

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 роки тому +14

      Cancer to Cancer: "WHO ARE YOU"
      Cancer to Cancer: "Im you but more you than you will ever be of yourself"

  • @kartikkarajgikar2846
    @kartikkarajgikar2846 4 роки тому +1448

    I seriously wish almost every complex topic in life would be explained in such fun and exciting ways as Kurzgesagt and their videos do. Seriously!! so enjoyable

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 4 роки тому +40

      It would be a nice precursor but sadly these videos are often so simplified that they have no actual scientific education value beyond the layman level.

    • @Mm-sp8gq
      @Mm-sp8gq 4 роки тому +22

      @@aggressivelyamicable5987 uhm what? Just from this video I learned how cancer worked and I learned about why big animal don't get cancer. Just because it doesn't show extremly complicated facts doesn't mean it's no longer good

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 4 роки тому +45

      @@Mm-sp8gq I'm glad you liked the video, I also enjoy them. However, my comment was a response to the initial post mentioning the use of these videos for "explaining complex subjects". These videos are a nice layman description of complex concepts but they generally come very short on the actual science; which is understandable given the framework. For example, you mentioned having learned how cancer works but in reality you only learned about cell mutation and a theoretical explanation to large mammal cancer suppression. In reality, cancer formation is much more complex than just cell mutation and the theory is one of many that are still being studied and debated.

    • @XLEZZY_REUPLOADS
      @XLEZZY_REUPLOADS 4 роки тому +15

      @@Mm-sp8gq The fact that you think you suddenly understand cancer after watching this video just shows everyone that you do not.

    • @Mm-sp8gq
      @Mm-sp8gq 4 роки тому +4

      @@XLEZZY_REUPLOADS I didn't say that I suddenly understood advanced science about cancer, I know the basics know smartass

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 роки тому +3402

    Cancer: You can't defeat me.
    Humans: I know, but he can.
    *Cancer 2 has joined the counter terrorists*

    • @ryxelmanuelp.mangahis1732
      @ryxelmanuelp.mangahis1732 4 роки тому +24

      nice thor reference btw

    • @_____._
      @_____._ 4 роки тому +34

      Bomb has been defused

    • @mortimer687
      @mortimer687 4 роки тому +44

      Cancer 2 disconnected
      Cancer 2 has joined the Counter Terrorist Force
      *Bomb has been defused*
      *C O U N T E R T E R R O R I S T S W I N*

    • @tetrahedronal2829
      @tetrahedronal2829 4 роки тому +3

      *santa claus joined the terrorist force*

    • @thekite1
      @thekite1 4 роки тому

      CSGO PLAYER? HMMM1! ME TOO

  • @anabsoluteidiot1202
    @anabsoluteidiot1202 4 роки тому +2503

    Hypertumors is the literal definition of “task failed succesfully”

  • @TweekLudwig
    @TweekLudwig Рік тому +56

    I remember hearing the story of a guy who got a hypertumor that it saved him, pretty wild stuff. I was surprised to learn they existed, and still am here!

  • @Sciencerely
    @Sciencerely 4 роки тому +362

    I’m just working with leukemic cancer stem cells and the more I work in cancer biology the more I get excited about the development of cancer immunotherapies. Normally, T cells which are a part of our immune system kill cells which acquire dangerous mutations. However, cancer cells have mechanisms to escape the immune system. In certain immunotherapies, T cells are engineered in the laboratory to be able to recognise cancer cells again (I made a video about this a while ago!). First clinical trials in AML are very promising, I can't wait to see how immunotherapy progresses!

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 роки тому +29

      My brother had leukemia. Eight years have passed since he was cured,and the doctors say that enough time has passed for the risk of the cancer returning to be the same as in a healthy person. He was very lucky and didn't need a bone marrow transplant,he was treated with chemotherapy and got healthy. The last time he took the chemotherapy his hair was falling off,we thought he won't make it,but here he is still with us. Cancer is a bitch and I can't imagine how sad it must be for your relative/loved one to get taken by it. Hopefully that cure you mentioned can help cure leukemia! One cancer at a time and we might put a stop to it once and for all!

    • @mundocalissa5121
      @mundocalissa5121 4 роки тому +1

      Who actually read this
      (no offense)

    • @weebman6996
      @weebman6996 4 роки тому +29

      @@mundocalissa5121 I do

    • @arctican7483
      @arctican7483 4 роки тому +21

      @@mundocalissa5121 i do

    • @confetti1396
      @confetti1396 4 роки тому +21

      @@mundocalissa5121 I do

  • @Xhodus
    @Xhodus 4 роки тому +3835

    "I have good and bad news for you"
    "What's the bad news?"
    "You have a tumor"
    "And the good news?"
    "You also have a hyper tumor"

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 роки тому +231

      Xhodus the tumor has cancer

    • @abtl1154
      @abtl1154 4 роки тому +274

      Task failed successfully.

    • @cakeisyummy5755
      @cakeisyummy5755 4 роки тому +13

      You got 400+ likes in 14 minutes and i Rarely get 1

    • @vaneplane
      @vaneplane 4 роки тому +18

      The hype tumor is your cancer's cancer

    • @biswadeepmandal8268
      @biswadeepmandal8268 4 роки тому +9

      So,is it "Aladeen" or "Aladeen"??

  • @neftisamm5
    @neftisamm5 2 роки тому +16

    So, I'm doing a Master's in the field of cancer research and this video summarizes beautifully lots of long and complex papers. I'm a big Kurzgesagt fan 💕

  • @anavybluemystery3486
    @anavybluemystery3486 4 роки тому +1495

    cancer: gets cancer
    *congratulations, you played yourself*

  • @PumpHQ
    @PumpHQ 4 роки тому +3315

    Elephant with cancer:
    "Call an ambulance!"
    *Grows hypertumor*
    "..But not for me!"

  • @dominiklovric4026
    @dominiklovric4026 4 роки тому +1932

    Cancer: Who are you?
    Hypertumor: I'm you but stronger.

    • @BassFlapper
      @BassFlapper 4 роки тому +30

      "I'm you" seems more appropriate.

    • @Mystixor
      @Mystixor 4 роки тому +40

      "I was you. Good bye, Master." would be best

    • @LeOssiTrollterrible
      @LeOssiTrollterrible 4 роки тому +33

      Do you know the cancer?
      Well of course i know him its me

    • @VampChurro
      @VampChurro 4 роки тому +13

      "You're not me, I'm me!"
      " 'I'm me', he says."

    • @tituszersek9733
      @tituszersek9733 4 роки тому +18

      Cancer: You can't defeat me.
      Doctors: I know, but he can:
      Hypertumor

  • @jessya.955
    @jessya.955 Рік тому +22

    I just discovered this channel and FLIPPING HECK, you guys...NOTHING on screen is more visually appealing to watch than your stuff. So, in short, y'all are awesome, keep up the good work❤❤❤❤❤

    • @pradeep7606
      @pradeep7606 6 місяців тому

      Been watching for 2 years

  • @brandonparson8821
    @brandonparson8821 4 роки тому +1498

    Banner: "You were diagnosed 2 days ago!"
    Blue Whale: "I used the cancer to destroy the cancer."

    • @laurensv4803
      @laurensv4803 4 роки тому +38

      Art of war, "evolution edition"

    • @asad.shaikh
      @asad.shaikh 4 роки тому +21

      Captain America: I understood the reference

    • @tadiqshahid4625
      @tadiqshahid4625 4 роки тому

      Brandon Parson *Skill 100*

    • @linah1998
      @linah1998 4 роки тому

      cancer: surprised Pikachu face

    • @darkhood1484
      @darkhood1484 4 роки тому +3

      Speech : 100
      Swag : 100
      Epicness : 100

  • @infernomire3432
    @infernomire3432 4 роки тому +15427

    “The bigger the animal is, the more immune it is to cancer,” Ants: “Ah, shit.”

    • @hair5878
      @hair5878 4 роки тому +220

      Inferno Mire lmao

    • @nonamesaretaken5616
      @nonamesaretaken5616 4 роки тому +925

      Dinosaurs were immune until they morphed into birds :/.

    • @Dalt-s2k
      @Dalt-s2k 4 роки тому +697

      Waterbears: Guess I'll die

    • @LazyRare
      @LazyRare 4 роки тому +49

      kang of octopia lmaoooo

    • @christopheryoung935
      @christopheryoung935 4 роки тому +491

      Cancer cells: "Ah, shit."

  • @ttly1384
    @ttly1384 4 роки тому +2586

    "Evolve, or become a blob of cancer".
    The internet in a nutshell

    • @jovonsam9643
      @jovonsam9643 4 роки тому +28

      Underrated comment lol

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 роки тому +16

      I don't know what I am, cancer or a regular human being.

    • @sexmansex4776
      @sexmansex4776 4 роки тому +35

      @@Zedryx69 depends on your watchtime of rick and morty.

    • @Michael-xm4ux
      @Michael-xm4ux 4 роки тому +6

      Real life in a nutshell, internet is only part of our life

    • @Pajgubb3
      @Pajgubb3 4 роки тому +2

      @Get Bamboozledツ cancer cell detected

  • @Moam_M
    @Moam_M 9 місяців тому +3

    This is probably my favourite channel at the moment great video

  • @adamnagar7386
    @adamnagar7386 4 роки тому +3317

    Human: You saved us!
    Hypertumor: Not saved, more like under new management.
    Edit: After reading you comments on how edits on likes ruin comments, I have decided to replace that edit with this edit.

  • @redacted3300
    @redacted3300 4 роки тому +5217

    “Imagine being forced to kill yourself after making one mistake”.
    Made by the cancer cell gang.

    • @Zyrxs
      @Zyrxs 4 роки тому +365

      [Redacted ] “It becomes a problem when you don’t learn from your mistakes.”
      Made by B-Lymphocytes Gang.

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude 4 роки тому +178

      imagine fucking obliterating your entire life support system just bc you were feeling funky that day

    • @2ollyEzay
      @2ollyEzay 4 роки тому +215

      "Cell Lives Matter"
      -Cells Against Nefarious Cell Eradication Rebellion (CANCER)

    • @paysmenot2624
      @paysmenot2624 4 роки тому +12

      @@araknidude basically periods

    • @ronaldmcdonald6067
      @ronaldmcdonald6067 4 роки тому +5

      400th like

  • @gib_rlgibson3370
    @gib_rlgibson3370 3 роки тому +6727

    i've never seen a more positive and cute representation of just pure death and horrible disease

    • @apathy5627
      @apathy5627 3 роки тому +9

      @UC-9npnBG7724My8aYbt2iBg stfu weirdo

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 3 роки тому +116

      I think the hypertumor was the best with the "start-up idea"

    • @pxncil4430
      @pxncil4430 3 роки тому +30

      @@LiEnby wtf?

    • @K1rz__
      @K1rz__ 3 роки тому +18

      @@LiEnby What the fuck

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +49

      I want that cancer strategy game

  • @virtual6314
    @virtual6314 Рік тому +19

    Technoblade never dies

  • @quydang4158
    @quydang4158 4 роки тому +1654

    “Cancer is killing cancer"
    *We were bad, but now we are good*

    • @oo.-.
      @oo.-. 4 роки тому +52

      We’re moving into your _Cells_

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 роки тому +2

      whos caner?

    • @neftali704
      @neftali704 4 роки тому +3

      jonn yeah who’s caner

    • @melted_1
      @melted_1 4 роки тому +3

      You are bad guy, but your not bad

    • @ximenaramirez4593
      @ximenaramirez4593 4 роки тому

      @@ifalone uuu,

  • @mythicalguy1236
    @mythicalguy1236 4 роки тому +2483

    Kurzgesagt: “And they function perfectly…until they don’t.”
    Vsauce: “or do they?”
    *Vsauce theme plays*

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 4 роки тому +19

      and that's why vsauce is corny af

    • @Maysra-tg6lx
      @Maysra-tg6lx 4 роки тому +91

      Mythical Guy imagine a collab between Vsauce and Kurzgesagt, my mind would spontaneously implode

    • @spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143
      @spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143 4 роки тому +5

      Guys i make some interesting stuff too 🙂

    • @noobcj9570
      @noobcj9570 4 роки тому +1

      @@spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143 you're good too, just subbbbed

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 4 роки тому +1

      @@Maysra-tg6lx pretty sure they did one time

  • @walid7084
    @walid7084 4 роки тому +6376

    "large animals seem to be immune to cancer"
    Me on the couch: Guess I'm immune

    • @ProfiresKnight
      @ProfiresKnight 4 роки тому +117

      Oof

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 роки тому +182

      This was my reaction as well.
      So far I seem to be Immortal, maybe this is why.

    • @dontsueme
      @dontsueme 4 роки тому +52

      Phat

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 роки тому +11

      bruh lolol

    • @generalviewer8347
      @generalviewer8347 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats good

  • @ArchTeryx00
    @ArchTeryx00 Рік тому +5

    Being a molecular biologist that used to do oncology research I found this video quite informative. Never had even heard of "hypertumors" but they do make some sense - from an evolutionary perspective, parasites do have a niche and like most any lifeform subject to natural selection, they fill it. Bacterophages, for example, are the most common viruses on Earth, and they parasitize bacteria exclusvely.
    Cancer evolving its own parasite would be predicted by this model of evolution, but it would take a long time - otherwise we'd see hypertumors in ALL organisms, not just the macrofauna.
    I've also seen the hypothesis that big animals just have so many cells that cancerous tumors can't make much of a dent in organ and tissue function before they literally evolve themselves to death and die out - not from hypertumors but genetic instability. A current model is that cancerous tumors are composed of a lot of dead cells and "stem cells" at the center that make all the new cancer cells. These stem cells may be in a race - metastasize or self-destruct after a certain number of divisions. Perhaps, in large animals, they self-destruct before they can seriously affect the animal's organ and tissue function.

  • @GlitchTheDeer
    @GlitchTheDeer 4 роки тому +1659

    *"using cancer to kill cancer"*
    that's a big uno reverse card right there chief

  • @justadummy8076
    @justadummy8076 4 роки тому +2076

    “Cancer kills Cancer”
    There’s always a bigger fish

    • @linvoln5502
      @linvoln5502 4 роки тому +62

      Or smaller in this case.

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 4 роки тому +24

      More like there's always a smaller parasite

    • @dragoshujunior4909
      @dragoshujunior4909 4 роки тому +8

      ooh so this is what Mr. Burns meant when he said he was inmortal.

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 4 роки тому +7

      @@dragoshujunior4909 Oh, no, no, in fact even a slight breeze--

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 роки тому +2

      There's always a fish of exactly the same dimensions

  • @ohm4316
    @ohm4316 3 роки тому +17441

    To conclude: Large animals have so much cancer, they don’t have cancer

    • @ineedaname8105
      @ineedaname8105 3 роки тому +725

      ah yes this is big brain time xD

    • @connormurphy3085
      @connormurphy3085 3 роки тому +1468

      Alternate explanation, large animals have so much cancer, that they are just a giant, functioning tumor

    • @parafuegosarchive
      @parafuegosarchive 3 роки тому +643

      @@connormurphy3085 I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO, I AM THE CANCER

    • @yoreki
      @yoreki 3 роки тому +119

      Mr. Burns: Indestructible...

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 роки тому +251

      IN other words. Large animals rejected being an animal, and returned to cancer.

  • @arnoutjacobs7476
    @arnoutjacobs7476 Рік тому +29

    keep going i can't afford to buy merchandise but i hope your team keeps going

  • @powwow1447
    @powwow1447 4 роки тому +2811

    Humans: can’t kill cancer
    Cancer:
    *fine, I’ll do it myself*

  • @TheParadox1010
    @TheParadox1010 4 роки тому +2902

    Scientist: *slams desk*
    scientist: WHY ARENT YOU GETTING CANCER? WHY ARENT YOU DYING?
    Blue whale: *OOOOOOOWM MOOOOOOOWM MOWWWWWWOOOOM*

    • @navinater
      @navinater 4 роки тому +89

      *OOOOOOOWM MOOOOOOOOWM MOWWWWWWOOOOM*

    • @flameee376
      @flameee376 4 роки тому +64

      OOOOOOOWM MOOOOOOOOWM MOWWWWWWOOOOM

    • @kennethwilliams6916
      @kennethwilliams6916 4 роки тому +15

      But it wasn't the whale it was actually Dory and Marlen! Lol >.

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 роки тому +6

      *Deep MYAAAAAA A Sounds*

    • @haasantabib8262
      @haasantabib8262 4 роки тому +15

      *OOOOOOOOOOWM MOOOOOOOOOOWM MOWWWWWWOOOM*

  • @Pimp482
    @Pimp482 4 роки тому +2210

    Tumour suppressor: “Kill yourself”
    Mutated cell: “No I don’t think I will”

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 4 роки тому +89

      "I can't let you do that Dave"

    • @providence160
      @providence160 4 роки тому +7

      DarkVortex42 what

    • @scruffypugs1963
      @scruffypugs1963 4 роки тому +4

      DarkVortex42 add a lol if you're joking but otherwise he was just making a reference to captain america in avengers endgame is all lol.

    • @IrishRepoMan
      @IrishRepoMan 4 роки тому +1

      @@Herbert2892 I wish I could be as cool as you.

    • @ProfiresKnight
      @ProfiresKnight 4 роки тому +1

      @@Herbert2892 lol dude what is your deal?

  • @Tomtom-hi9dp
    @Tomtom-hi9dp Рік тому +1

    I watched every one of your shows I've learned so much thank you.

  • @danielsmirnov6736
    @danielsmirnov6736 4 роки тому +1279

    Whales with cancer:
    "I used the stones to destroy the stones"

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +1160

    Tumors : _"Who are you?"_
    Hypertumors : *_"I'm you, but stronger"_*

    • @Y337n3ss
      @Y337n3ss 4 роки тому +20

      "i am a shadow, the _true_ self"

    • @7shiki950
      @7shiki950 4 роки тому +20

      Hypertumors : "You are weak"
      Tumors : "I am you"

    • @camlaskowski
      @camlaskowski 4 роки тому +3

      i dont usually laugh at comments and i watch youtube 4+ hours a day and always read the comments, but i laughed at this one.

    • @spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143
      @spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143 4 роки тому

      I make space mysteries and facts vide0s🙂

    • @unemployedmarioyamasaki8435
      @unemployedmarioyamasaki8435 4 роки тому

      @@spaceandearthyoutubechanne7143 so good. I subbbed

  • @vladgeor5579
    @vladgeor5579 4 роки тому +889

    ..."I have a startup idea"
    "We don't care lol"
    I'm in love with whoever writes these, lmao

  • @linkhyrule5800
    @linkhyrule5800 Місяць тому +1

    "May be full of tiny tumors and just don't care" is a hell of a phrase :3

  • @Praestantia
    @Praestantia 4 роки тому +1533

    Kurzgesagt: "This project is sponsored by..."
    Me: "Raid Shadow Legends."
    Kurzgesagt: "...you."
    Me: O_O

    • @Kaebuki
      @Kaebuki 4 роки тому +45

      No, it’s Skillshare / Brilliant / Squarespace / NordVPN / Circle Town

    • @helpmeidontknowwehereiam
      @helpmeidontknowwehereiam 4 роки тому +28

      Wait I am Raid Shadow Legends? OH NO

    • @cuongdang3304
      @cuongdang3304 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kaebuki which is... You

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 4 роки тому

      Lando 530 no, its World of Tanks / Dollar Shave Club

    • @Gastogh
      @Gastogh 4 роки тому +2

      I made this :)

  • @romanlegion5837
    @romanlegion5837 4 роки тому +624

    I appreciate a fact channel that isn’t afraid of the “we don’t know” answer

    • @the9657
      @the9657 4 роки тому +19

      A huge amount of people construe not knowing something for weakness, so they flock to others who peddle incorrect bullshit.

    • @darthb9667
      @darthb9667 4 роки тому

      Well both for you 2 should subscribe to my Channelbecause is awesome

    • @fushumang1716
      @fushumang1716 4 роки тому

      I would subscribe to adaptability more as a feature of more bigger animals

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 4 роки тому +5

      @@darthb9667 shut it lmao

    • @GabrielCarvv
      @GabrielCarvv 4 роки тому

      @@darthb9667 nice name though

  • @Marryjanesbud
    @Marryjanesbud 3 роки тому +2261

    Yea... I can see what scientists mean when they say: “we don’t fully understand cancer”

    • @grimmtunes1376
      @grimmtunes1376 3 роки тому +5

      What do you not get

    • @the_brallon
      @the_brallon 3 роки тому +46

      @@grimmtunes1376 ??

    • @KanekiOtakuGaming
      @KanekiOtakuGaming 3 роки тому +7

      Fucking mood

    • @alans8771
      @alans8771 3 роки тому +54

      @@grimmtunes1376 it seems like you fully understand it by your question don’t you ? go become a scientist and stop it then

    • @grimmtunes1376
      @grimmtunes1376 3 роки тому +83

      @@alans8771 woah I’m just a science enthusiast ok I don’t want no big argument saying I know it all. I was just asking what did he not get so I could help him out. I didn’t mean to be condescending if it was tooken in such offense

  • @stryxen3565
    @stryxen3565 2 роки тому +11

    Just watced this after technoblades death.Makes me sad :(

  • @kyo4156
    @kyo4156 3 роки тому +5395

    Cancer meet cancer : "finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary"

    • @tanyatripathi9378
      @tanyatripathi9378 3 роки тому +20

      hahaha

    • @thepeanutbutterboy6315
      @thepeanutbutterboy6315 3 роки тому +23

      I enjoyed this

    • @kumon39
      @kumon39 3 роки тому +1

      @@tanyatripathi9378 I don’t

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 3 роки тому +5

      Dummy they dont recognize one another

    • @CoDSucks
      @CoDSucks 3 роки тому +13

      Radiation kills cancer. It's the only choice so far that forces the cell to die.

  • @capra2935
    @capra2935 4 роки тому +783

    "cancer is killing cancer"
    I used the stones to destroy the stones.

  • @Powdown
    @Powdown 4 роки тому +282

    7:08 I love how the bird just freaks out while watching the video.

    • @jazzykn1ght
      @jazzykn1ght 4 роки тому +17

      these ducks and birds are the cutest!!

    • @Majima_57
      @Majima_57 4 роки тому +10

      'Cuz it wasn't expecting the "You" like us

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 4 роки тому +2

      @@Majima_57 ye

    • @jamesdavid5224
      @jamesdavid5224 4 роки тому +1

      Those God Dam Hadedars man. The sounds give me PTSD

    • @jarrydmalcolm4319
      @jarrydmalcolm4319 4 роки тому

      Sounded like a Hadada - most loved bird in South Africa

  • @FazeThruWallz
    @FazeThruWallz 2 роки тому +29

    UA-cam reccomendations really know how to rub salt in the wound eh?

  • @galaxybrain3259
    @galaxybrain3259 4 роки тому +1158

    **i used the cancer to destroy the cancer**
    Where is our blood supply!?
    **Gone, reduced to atoms.**

    • @jason127x99
      @jason127x99 4 роки тому +10

      GALAXY BRAIN I've heard scientists are taking certain viruses and stripping the RNA and some how modify the virus to attack cancer. I believe HIV is one of them. I read about this a few yrs back.

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 4 роки тому +2

      @@jason127x99 The only thing that cure every kind of disease is gene editing

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 4 роки тому

      @@jason127x99 Yes but they remove the retroviruses RNA so it can't behave like a normal virus would and as @InfiniteLoop said it is used for gene editing

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 4 роки тому +1

      was going to be disappointed if i didn't find a comment like this

    • @JoMorem
      @JoMorem 4 роки тому

      @@jason127x99 HIV melt our body defenses. I dont know if that was a good idea.

  • @jessblues848
    @jessblues848 4 роки тому +833

    Honestly, this theory makes a lot of sense. There's more nutrients to go around so it's less of a problem. Like a group of thieves in a small town vs a big city. Except in this case, the thieves keep adding new members who keep betraying each other.

    • @yabuki2502
      @yabuki2502 4 роки тому +9

      epico

    • @invanorm
      @invanorm 4 роки тому +33

      Galaxy brain. Except un-ironically. OP spinning a great analogy.

    • @lophyr8521
      @lophyr8521 4 роки тому +15

      Seems like you are very knowledgeable about gang betrayal.
      Experience?

    • @chie970
      @chie970 4 роки тому +23

      @@lophyr8521 dude, did you know that it's rude to ask that to a fellow member?

    • @lophyr8521
      @lophyr8521 4 роки тому +15

      @@chie970 I understand
      I will not question the dude again

  • @scirbz
    @scirbz 4 роки тому +679

    "CANCER GETS CANCER"
    *MISSION FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +29

      Mission Accomplished. We'll get em next time.

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 4 роки тому +6

      @@Krystalmyth BEST COMMENT

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 4 роки тому +2

      @@Krystalmyth *confused screaming*

  • @SoulOfSimon
    @SoulOfSimon 2 роки тому +2

    thank you so much, you guys really make incredible stuff!

  • @magmadude_
    @magmadude_ 4 роки тому +1156

    Kurzgesagt: This video is sponsored by...
    Me: brilliant?
    Kurzgesagt: YOU.
    I wasn’t expecting that

    • @kanashiisuisei2600
      @kanashiisuisei2600 4 роки тому +55

      I was quite sad when I heard that. It means this video didn't get any sponsor :(

    • @LISA.WANG.
      @LISA.WANG. 4 роки тому +23

      And that little bird was so cute 😭

    • @_Chad_ThunderCock
      @_Chad_ThunderCock 4 роки тому +18

      I think I'm going to by their merch to support them. They deserve it :)

    • @ironcito1101
      @ironcito1101 4 роки тому +8

      @@kanashiisuisei2600 I'm sure they could get an actual sponsor, if they wanted. They're probably doing alright with other sources of income.

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 4 роки тому

      Wait where is it?

  • @CopyFox7
    @CopyFox7 3 роки тому +7553

    "How the hell do we kill cancer?"
    "Give it cancer."
    "...that's so crazy it might actually work."

  • @youknowwho8925
    @youknowwho8925 4 роки тому +762

    Hyper Cancer: You can't defeat me
    Cancer: I know but he can
    *Hyperhypercancer*

    • @Yecozu
      @Yecozu 4 роки тому +21

      Hyper Cancer: O H N O

    • @hyperkitty6000
      @hyperkitty6000 4 роки тому +19

      and then cycle continues until we get
      *Hyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhyperhypercancer*

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 4 роки тому +1

      @@bomba2834 and then: hyper best super duper hyper cancer

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 4 роки тому

      @Troll King after mega?

    • @Mister_Gerbelle
      @Mister_Gerbelle 4 роки тому

      @@hyperkitty6000 and then youtube deletes this section for too many cancer words

  • @nasanidgoirnightspring1359
    @nasanidgoirnightspring1359 Рік тому +2

    Cancer: hey lets go and mutiply
    the other Cancer: No this is my turf! you have no power here

  • @laczodani
    @laczodani 4 роки тому +616

    Hypertumor: I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move

  • @krishnameet436
    @krishnameet436 4 роки тому +1249

    Patient: Did you kill the cancer cells?
    Kurtzgesagt: Well yes but actually no

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 роки тому +5

      *kurz

    • @DasAntiNaziBroetchen
      @DasAntiNaziBroetchen 4 роки тому +12

      I have yet to see anyone spell this channel name correctly.

    • @ChaosAT
      @ChaosAT 4 роки тому +5

      @@DasAntiNaziBroetchen kurzgesagt unmöglich

    • @Daniel44x
      @Daniel44x 4 роки тому

      👉🇮🇳👈 = 👉💩👈

    • @Yes-dc2gm
      @Yes-dc2gm 4 роки тому +4

      @Daniel lynn
      F*** You

  • @nicebassbro6753
    @nicebassbro6753 4 роки тому +2521

    "You have 147 tumours all over your body."
    Blue Whale: Lmao ok.

  • @infj2177
    @infj2177 2 роки тому

    The sound design is fantastic!

  • @Squid2403
    @Squid2403 4 роки тому +2124

    "Cancer is killing cancer"
    Fandoms in a nutshell...

    • @avarielle1582
      @avarielle1582 4 роки тому +29

      Squid 2403 army in a nutshell

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @mannycampos6885
      @mannycampos6885 4 роки тому +3

      Not really

    • @demoncloud6147
      @demoncloud6147 4 роки тому +16

      Yep ! Fight in the comments section, anywhere on the internet !
      It's all about who is right and undermining other peoples 'right' !

    • @RedYellowBird6889
      @RedYellowBird6889 4 роки тому +1

      Tf is this is this even supposed to mean sounds like a contradiction to me but alright then

  • @aaravsuhas3475
    @aaravsuhas3475 3 роки тому +5476

    *"Cancer is killing cancer"*
    _"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"_

    • @vinichenzo4811
      @vinichenzo4811 3 роки тому +457

      But the original cancer is the villain so in this case its
      You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero

    • @isiffrin
      @isiffrin 3 роки тому +110

      @@vinichenzo4811 depending on whose perspective, cancer could be the heroes trying to kill off humans before they kill the environment

    • @bigmad6791
      @bigmad6791 3 роки тому +69

      Did you just call cancer a hero? Lmao

    • @charlieamorris04
      @charlieamorris04 3 роки тому +67

      A better quote would be “sometimes the world doesn’t need another hero, sometimes it needs a monster”

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 3 роки тому +1

      Ok

  • @12stem3_perezzientgyberu.8
    @12stem3_perezzientgyberu.8 4 роки тому +3134

    I often forget how amazing our body is. We literally are mini-universes working in perfect sync and harmony

    • @sonamdamo3648
      @sonamdamo3648 4 роки тому +282

      "yeah we work perfectly, until we dont "

    • @ItsPixPlays
      @ItsPixPlays 3 роки тому +25

      @John G Hitler: Ah I see

    • @kiddoprayer1843
      @kiddoprayer1843 3 роки тому +101

      what if our universe is actually someone’s body? :O

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 роки тому +27

      It's like in "cells at work". While the brain is doing its own thing, everyone work as good as they can to ensure survival of the whole body.

    • @doolee5704
      @doolee5704 3 роки тому +4

      “Literally”

  • @NickHammer99
    @NickHammer99 2 місяці тому

    When i learned i had metastatic cancer i started watching all your immune system videos and its so fascinating

  • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
    @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 роки тому +1894

    Cancer to Cancer: "WHO ARE YOU!!!!"
    Cancer to Cancer: "Im you but more of you"

  • @CaptainSkinnySK
    @CaptainSkinnySK 3 роки тому +4013

    Doctor: fails to cure cancer
    Cancer: “fine, I’ll do it myself”

  • @sladewilson2753
    @sladewilson2753 4 роки тому +961

    Blue Whales when explaining how they beat cancer: "I used the cancer to destroy the cancer"

  • @noahmantoine
    @noahmantoine Рік тому

    Best animation I’ve ever seen on an educational video. Job well done.

  • @datboii2877
    @datboii2877 4 роки тому +1329

    In Thanos voice: "I used the cancer to destroy the cancer"

  • @jorjicostava8513
    @jorjicostava8513 3 роки тому +3083

    “The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but my enemy is his own worst enemy, so really my enemy is my friend”
    -Peto’s paradox, probably

    • @regina7763
      @regina7763 2 роки тому +53

      this reminded me of Dwight

    • @jasonbalogh3012
      @jasonbalogh3012 2 роки тому +24

      Dwight Shrute vibes

    • @akfaasim485
      @akfaasim485 2 роки тому +53

      Thanks for killing my last 3 and a half braincells

    • @milkuetea
      @milkuetea 2 роки тому

      This so smart and so dumb at the same time that it's a paradox in of itself

    • @muhammademansusilo2876
      @muhammademansusilo2876 2 роки тому +12

      More like the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy

  • @Darlanlin
    @Darlanlin 4 роки тому +405

    5:30 "I have a startup idea"
    I cracked myself laughting.

  • @brmbln
    @brmbln 2 роки тому

    my favorite youtube channel! thank you!

  • @henriklol6910
    @henriklol6910 4 роки тому +665

    "Cancer is killing cancer"
    I used the stones to destroy the stones

  • @akyer8085
    @akyer8085 4 роки тому +706

    Cancer: "You stole everything from me!"
    Hypertumor: "i dont even know who you are"

    • @willanthoniozeppeli7913
      @willanthoniozeppeli7913 4 роки тому +2

      😂 Probably my favorite comment

    • @cocop1391
      @cocop1391 4 роки тому +5

      Hypertumor of hypertumor :

    • @drpepper-c7p
      @drpepper-c7p 4 роки тому +6

      Large animals: "I used the Cancer to destroy the cancer.."

  • @syndythelad6860
    @syndythelad6860 4 роки тому +1277

    “Evolve or become a blob of cancer”
    *EA Has left the chat*

  • @ignatiusloyolamulti1186
    @ignatiusloyolamulti1186 10 місяців тому +1

    I find it quite intriguing. My mother was diagnosed with leumyoSarcoma. The cancer tumor within the walls of her abdomen? Had another tumour within it. So it's a tumour within a tumour eating one another.
    I pray to God she survives. She's been through surgery 2 times. Chemotherapy seems to have keep the tumour at bay and shrunk it.

  • @owne6609
    @owne6609 3 роки тому +1686

    "I used the cancer to destroy the cancer"
    -Thanos

  • @louiss1625
    @louiss1625 4 роки тому +859

    humankind: spends millions of dollars trying to kill cancer
    cancer: kills cancer
    humankind:

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 4 роки тому +4109

    Humans: "Why don't blue whales get cancer?"
    Blue Whales: "I used the tumors to destroy the tumors."

  • @ruaine83
    @ruaine83 Рік тому +5

    Larger bodies have more cells, similar ratios of cell types (as in immune cells to tissue cells, or the number of t cells versus the number of potential cancerous cells) should be roughly the same. However, because there are more T cells, then there is a HIGHER chance of a t cell being able to detect the cancer and sound the alarm as it were.
    I hope that got the basis of my point across. To my mind, it's a sort of the principle of infinite monkeys given infinite typewriters eventually writing Shakespeare.

  • @roqwen
    @roqwen 4 роки тому +580

    "we don't care lol"
    -Mutated cell 2020

  • @explunky8452
    @explunky8452 4 роки тому +1095

    Cancer is killing cancer
    Cancer: Outstanding move

  • @powerman8508
    @powerman8508 4 роки тому +5284

    “Large animals seem to be immune to cancer”
    I guess yo mama is healthy then

  • @caglacaner3511
    @caglacaner3511 5 місяців тому

    My first youtube Chanel i’v ever watched that i learned so many new things!

  • @ouishi9447
    @ouishi9447 4 роки тому +843

    Virgin normal cell: *Makes one mistake and kills himself*
    Chad cancer cell: Dont care

    • @akam9919
      @akam9919 4 роки тому

      Who else wants to be cancer?

    • @luanandreas
      @luanandreas 4 роки тому +26

      GIGACHAD HYPERTUMOR: Fuck you both lol

    • @Kabodanki
      @Kabodanki 4 роки тому +3

      @@akam9919 Students with coloured hair

    • @paillette2010
      @paillette2010 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @darthb9667
      @darthb9667 4 роки тому

      Will you please subscribe to me

  • @Mister-cj1tx
    @Mister-cj1tx 4 роки тому +2624

    *"large animals don't get cancer"*
    Fat me : yay

    • @general_spazzz190
      @general_spazzz190 4 роки тому +96

      i know it is a joke but... actually the biggest tumor ever removed was 202 pounds! so good luck being fat to be immune

    • @akaROOSTA
      @akaROOSTA 4 роки тому +8

      Artiket dont you acknowledge read the signs before walking in any store 😬🙄

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 4 роки тому +15

      but they get diabetes

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 роки тому +3

      relatable 😂

    • @narayasuiryoku1397
      @narayasuiryoku1397 4 роки тому +2

      How many kilos is a pound ?

  • @imsociallyawkward1612
    @imsociallyawkward1612 3 роки тому +6386

    Doctor: Do you want the good or the bad news?
    Patient: The bad news.
    Doctor: You have cancer.
    Patient: Oh no! What about the good news then?
    Doctor: Your cancer has cancer.

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 роки тому +503

      and your cancer’s cancer has cancer

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 3 роки тому +356

      @@ortherner and your cancer's cancer's cancer has cancer

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 роки тому +441

      @@nonamechannl and your doctor has cancer.

    • @nonamechannl
      @nonamechannl 3 роки тому +281

      @@1mol831 i dont have a doctor.

    • @elite13
      @elite13 3 роки тому +523

      @@nonamechannl Because he died from cancer

  • @charles.thambiraj
    @charles.thambiraj 6 місяців тому

    I learnt a lot about cancer thank you so much

  • @generalirons9789
    @generalirons9789 4 роки тому +906

    "Cancer is killing cancer"
    So basically the Internet

    • @sharcodile
      @sharcodile 4 роки тому +13

      @Ashley Taylor bruh, you like stupid

    • @ber093
      @ber093 4 роки тому +3

      Ashley Taylor bruh stfu your videos are cancer

    • @ferhatozel4299
      @ferhatozel4299 4 роки тому +6

      @Ashley Taylor do you are have stupid?

    • @artset3052
      @artset3052 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh

    • @corniel657
      @corniel657 4 роки тому

      I snorted a little, good job