My smartphone was, like, *obsessed* with me, so I ditched it in an Uber and ran off with a flip phone made by mennonites. My mennonite flip phone and I have been happily committed for almost a year now.
It may be because I'm asian, but my phone's goals for me is 10000 steps. It doesn't help that I've shackled a device around my wrist to track my every movement. Despite this, I strangly still want their approval. Is it too late for me?
Haha ok I'm going admit this was pretty amazing. As a fellow person who makes bread, gets bitchs and avoid getting hi by a car going at 40km per hour i wish you best in success. 😂
6000 steps? I do it every day just by working. And I'm a librarian, that's not the most runny-walky job. And I barely have to walk on the way there and back, I have a rather convenient public transport route.
Omg here in Germany 10000 steps is the default and I'm rather um sporty but I reach the goal semi regularly but I have to mention that I have a dog :) try walking a bit more shouldn't be too hard 30-60 minutes of Spazierengehen (walking for the sake of walking in Germany to enjoy nature and get to places not to be confused with wandern/hiking) and you have your 10000 steps
How is 6000 steps nearly 3 hours? I tend to get around 13000 after walking 2 hours. I reach 10000 steps in about a 80-90 minute walk tops, which is the minimum I try to walk each day and I'm morbidly obese at 162kg right now(Yeah, a lot, working on it, used to be 180kg, last 1.5 months I've lost 8kg, my health is finally looking far better and I feel better already). Walking 6000 steps shouldn't be more than about 1 hour at a moderate pace. Other than that, I also do full body workouts twice week that last on average around 90 minutes if I don't pause as much as I should between each set, longer otherwise. I get sitting around a lot at home and so on though. I've had a habit of walking somewhat regularly for many years now but when I temporarily moved to another location and my first house away from all my family and relatives, I ended up just sitting at home for 1.5 years, only walking to the store and back and sometimes to the university, but rarely because of covid restrictions. It took a huge toll on my health in combination with other aspects like depression, severe sleep deprivation (that I still have, I have sleep apnea, yay), anxiety, performance anxiety and just in general. I started noticing my pulse would get very high and I would go out of air from just emptying the cat litter box, even showering was a pain and would leave me feeling a winded. I feel a lot better now though. Lost 18kg so far, I walk at the very minimum 60 minutes a day but usually 90-120 minutes and do strength training. My lifestyle is far more healthy, my eating habits are far better. I've been able to increase the dumbbell weights I use a lot, to the point where I might have to buy new ones soon despite getting a great, pretty expensive set. My liver values are far better and most my other blood values are improving much faster than my health is dropping. Can't do sh*t about my sleep though. I just get too damn tired that I can't function and just fall asleep during the day often and during the night (or day) when I sleep purposefully to try to get my 8 hours, I typically get between 3-6 hours where I wake up 3-8 times. I also "love" how my nighttime pulse keeps giving me heart warnings, today it went down to 35bpm. Right now, my BPM is between 43-48 lying in the sofa resting while watching stuff. As someone with morbidy obesity, this is concerning to say the least but after multiple day ECG, blood tests and an echo-cardiogram with drug induced stress testing (to elevate blood pressure and pulse a lot), nothing out of the order was discovered. I also don't feel bad or get any symptoms from this BPM, so I suppose it's just a case of asymptomatic and not dangerous bradycardia. A slower heart rate is good when it doesn't cause symptoms, so should I be happy? Dunno. It seems to fluctuate with periods of very low BPM and some periods with more normal BPM. Very weird. Sadly, CPAP machines don't work well for me. Going to get one of those mouth guards for sleep apnea soon though, maybe it'll help a little. Look at me writing walls of text. Thanks, autism. I'm unrepentant and will post it anyway since I bothered spending far longer than this video's length to write this though. I only delete something I've written before posting sometimes if I'm writing something offensive and have second thoughts after calming down a bit while writing. Starting to realize more and more that it's just not worth the flashbacks and guilt I feel if I post something mean that is unnecessarily rude. If people think my honest text walls where I mean no offense is annoying, irritating or offensive in some way, they can kindly go f*ck themselves though. The writing helps me feel better, helps me think and is a small replacement for human friendship since I don't have a single friend right now. I'm going to try to actively get some friends after losing more weight and getting a bit more active, like maybe finding people with similar hobbies like fishing.
I often expect my calculator to give me a smartass remark. "Didn't you finish 6th grade? Weren't you paying attention?" Great video!
My calculator actually has done something similar to that. I was asking it to do something mathematically impossible and it told me to keep it real.
*Yoinks this video*
*Cartoon running noises*
Thank you algorithm gods
My unrequited phone dependency has been exposed to me.
How will I be able to watch the world's cutest yet thoughtful internet videos now?
dw, it's only a matter of time before the bbc offers me my own tv series.
@@thepoopieshow In that case, I would have to purchase a tv. For you, Overlord Poopie, I would perhaps consider this.
My smartphone was, like, *obsessed* with me, so I ditched it in an Uber and ran off with a flip phone made by mennonites. My mennonite flip phone and I have been happily committed for almost a year now.
love a tradphone, they never talk shit and get freaked out by the internet, that’s something i can understand and get behind
love the ted kazinsky at the end
I was v proud of that too.
@@thepoopieshowNGL, that scene hit me like unexpected mail.
Another excellent video.. i have take to leaving my phone at home if it doesn't behave in public.
0:53 I also have the same goals
It may be because I'm asian, but my phone's goals for me is 10000 steps. It doesn't help that I've shackled a device around my wrist to track my every movement. Despite this, I strangly still want their approval. Is it too late for me?
oh no. they got you. stay strong.
0:25 funniest joke of your career
I agree.
i think the sound effect fooled u there
Haha ok I'm going admit this was pretty amazing.
As a fellow person who makes bread, gets bitchs and avoid getting hi by a car going at 40km per hour i wish you best in success. 😂
do you have a mailing list where i can get taxidermy rat wedding pictures at 3am
Poopy you are underrated.
"My phone this I'm a fucking joke" that was legendary lol😂
This channel is too underrated. Love your content ❤️
Well done! On your 6000 steps poopie.
“You’re carrying our SIM card” 😂
I feel that the phone judgement is coming😂
Poopie must be short for Poopinda. It's a beautiful name.
6000 steps? I do it every day just by working. And I'm a librarian, that's not the most runny-walky job. And I barely have to walk on the way there and back, I have a rather convenient public transport route.
I watched this video at 2:30 am on my phone in bed. My alarm is set to 5:50 am. Wish me luck!
6000 is so many steps tho. Like the most i can do is 1000 and only if I go outside and i don't want to
the industrial society has been a disaster for humanity-
gotta find my cave before the others call dibs
Grublin confirmed Luddite
Grublin confirmed awesome
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
* looks at phone * you sonuvagun
are you somehow related to Kohina from Gugure! Kokkuri-san? 🤔😁
... I need to know more about Smudge!
I have dyscalcula, my phone better tell me what 6x5 is because I don’t fuckin know
From:😃
To: The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race🚬
Uncle Ted was right 💯 😊
Nice vid
Im waiting for the calculator evolution *\0/*
Omg here in Germany 10000 steps is the default and I'm rather um sporty but I reach the goal semi regularly but I have to mention that I have a dog :) try walking a bit more shouldn't be too hard 30-60 minutes of Spazierengehen (walking for the sake of walking in Germany to enjoy nature and get to places not to be confused with wandern/hiking) and you have your 10000 steps
Good taste in music..... You should walk more 600 a day is baby numbers
This video felt way longer than 3 minutes
Sub'd for more helpful tips on taxidermied wedding pics ❤
You only walked 2.5 miles in two years?
🥲
im worried about the fact that it took you that long to reach 6k steps. gotta improve your stepgame
I have very small, pathetic little legs
@@thepoopieshow but... wont you just do more steps in less distance?
6k steps? r/somebodyDoTheMaths 🤣
@20cm per step you walked 1.2km... in 3.3hrs it's lazy one step per 2 seconds. i bet you walked even more that day. 😁
based
6k steps? Ha! weak.
How is 6000 steps nearly 3 hours? I tend to get around 13000 after walking 2 hours. I reach 10000 steps in about a 80-90 minute walk tops, which is the minimum I try to walk each day and I'm morbidly obese at 162kg right now(Yeah, a lot, working on it, used to be 180kg, last 1.5 months I've lost 8kg, my health is finally looking far better and I feel better already). Walking 6000 steps shouldn't be more than about 1 hour at a moderate pace.
Other than that, I also do full body workouts twice week that last on average around 90 minutes if I don't pause as much as I should between each set, longer otherwise.
I get sitting around a lot at home and so on though. I've had a habit of walking somewhat regularly for many years now but when I temporarily moved to another location and my first house away from all my family and relatives, I ended up just sitting at home for 1.5 years, only walking to the store and back and sometimes to the university, but rarely because of covid restrictions. It took a huge toll on my health in combination with other aspects like depression, severe sleep deprivation (that I still have, I have sleep apnea, yay), anxiety, performance anxiety and just in general. I started noticing my pulse would get very high and I would go out of air from just emptying the cat litter box, even showering was a pain and would leave me feeling a winded.
I feel a lot better now though. Lost 18kg so far, I walk at the very minimum 60 minutes a day but usually 90-120 minutes and do strength training. My lifestyle is far more healthy, my eating habits are far better. I've been able to increase the dumbbell weights I use a lot, to the point where I might have to buy new ones soon despite getting a great, pretty expensive set. My liver values are far better and most my other blood values are improving much faster than my health is dropping.
Can't do sh*t about my sleep though. I just get too damn tired that I can't function and just fall asleep during the day often and during the night (or day) when I sleep purposefully to try to get my 8 hours, I typically get between 3-6 hours where I wake up 3-8 times. I also "love" how my nighttime pulse keeps giving me heart warnings, today it went down to 35bpm. Right now, my BPM is between 43-48 lying in the sofa resting while watching stuff. As someone with morbidy obesity, this is concerning to say the least but after multiple day ECG, blood tests and an echo-cardiogram with drug induced stress testing (to elevate blood pressure and pulse a lot), nothing out of the order was discovered. I also don't feel bad or get any symptoms from this BPM, so I suppose it's just a case of asymptomatic and not dangerous bradycardia. A slower heart rate is good when it doesn't cause symptoms, so should I be happy? Dunno. It seems to fluctuate with periods of very low BPM and some periods with more normal BPM. Very weird.
Sadly, CPAP machines don't work well for me. Going to get one of those mouth guards for sleep apnea soon though, maybe it'll help a little.
Look at me writing walls of text. Thanks, autism. I'm unrepentant and will post it anyway since I bothered spending far longer than this video's length to write this though. I only delete something I've written before posting sometimes if I'm writing something offensive and have second thoughts after calming down a bit while writing. Starting to realize more and more that it's just not worth the flashbacks and guilt I feel if I post something mean that is unnecessarily rude. If people think my honest text walls where I mean no offense is annoying, irritating or offensive in some way, they can kindly go f*ck themselves though. The writing helps me feel better, helps me think and is a small replacement for human friendship since I don't have a single friend right now. I'm going to try to actively get some friends after losing more weight and getting a bit more active, like maybe finding people with similar hobbies like fishing.
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