*how each boxer died* 0:29 - Glass Joe got pushed by a gust of wind 0:59 - Von Kaiser's PTSD hit too hard 1:36 - Disco Kid messed up his dance 2:13 - King Hippo tripped 2:51 - Piston Honda Bowed too low 3:23 - Bear Hugger didn't pay attention to where he walked 3:56 - The Great Tiger's magic gave him a really strong headache 4:29 - Don Flamenco's rose was stinky 5:00 - *RÂÁÅÆÁĘËAĄĀĦ*
5:11 - Aran Ryan was smitten by *God* himself before the round began 5:45 - Soda Popinski choked on his soda 6:09 - 💀 6:17 - I don't think bro likes the papparazzi 6:22 - Bald Bull hit his head too much bro got brain damage 6:55 - Super Macho Man slipped on a bannana peel 7:36 - Mr Sandman got hit by the fist the flew into the screen 💀 8:07 - Coach got a lil jealous
7:40 The reason Doc expressed concern is that Sandman ACTUALLY is competent. As he wonders how Mac would fare against the World Champion with NO FIGHTING EXPERIENCE, Sandman got literally hit by a Deus Ex Machina, the punch from God himself.
3:59 It was at this moment that great tiger realized teleportation was impossible due to an inability to reconnect the atoms and and molecular structure of the body.
He was able to reconstruct most of his body back to the way it was before teleporting. His brain structure, however, proved a bit too complicated. A mistake you can only make once.
@@NoahDove-xl6ne I don't know what's funnier; the image of Aran slipping on a banana peel, or the misspelling of "banana peel" actually translating into "bananas pile" in Danish
@@SneakTheOctoI’d like to imagine someone from the crowd beat him so hard he couldn’t even get in the ring properly, and what was shown was only the aftermath.
7:46 Breaking News: An imaginary fist knocks out World Champion Boxer, now granting said title to the newcomer Little Mac who won each fight with his opponents fainting before the fight (Except Ryan, who got beat up by the crowd before he even entered the ring)
0:30 - Glass Joe's so frail that his legs give out from a few steps 1:02 - Von Kaiser's anxiety causes him to involuntarily stiffen and fall like a goat 1:38 - Disco Kid gets a little too excited while dancing, we've all done it 2:15 - King Hippo (AKA Caseoh)'s sheer mass is too much and the little momentum he builds my moving is too much to stop and he is sent flying 2:54 - Piston Hondo bows a little too enthusiastically 3:25 - while hyping himself up Bear Hugger launches himself too hard into the ropes 3:59 - Great Tiger's dark arts finally catches up with him 4:29 - Little Mac drugged Don Flaminco's rose before the match 5:14 - Arin Ryan somehow got stuck on his way into the ring 5:45 - While trying to show his strength, Soda Popinski knocks himself out 6:21 - While trying to show his strength, Bald Bull knocks himself out (how about that?) 6:55 - Super Macho Man's new stunt goes horribily wrong 7:43 - Sandman is so powerful that it took a 4th wall breaking event to take him down
Glass Joe: Finally succumbs to the shame of being French Von Kaiser: War flashback causes a deadly aneurysm. Disco Kid: Heart attack after dancing too hard and too long. King Hippo: Has a stroke. Piston Hondo: Commits Sepuku at the prospect of fighting an American. Bear Hugger: Years of consuming nothing but pancakes leads to a stroke and heart attack simultaneously. Great Tiger: Teleporation malfunction destroys his insides. Don Flamenco: Assassin laced his rose with anthrax. Aran Ryan: He just does that. Give him a minute he'll be fine. Soda Popinski: Concusses himself on an unexpectedly sturdy soda bottle. Bald Bull: Concusses himself on his corner's post. Super Macho Man: Puts on a show. MR. Sandman: Knocked out by the transition animation.
@@Fugitive685 Much obbliged for the suggestion, but I was just exaggerating lmao. I MAY get dizzy sometimes, but never enough to make me pass out, or even remotely feel like I'm about to. Also, I'm from the Mediterrean, eating healthy is the only thing I can boast about.
How each boxer actually lost/died: Joe: tripped on his own foot Von: PTSD episode where he relives the time he had to play dead to survive the war as his comrades were killed all around him Kid: threw it back too hard and slipped a disk in his spine Hippo: having overate, he suffered from an ungodly nausea from moving around too much Hondo: so tense about the fight, he ended up fainting Bear: wasn’t looking and walked into the rope, his weight causing the resulting rebound to hurt Tiger: made the rookie mistake of letting his focus slip, causing him to accidentally swap his stomach with his brain Don: coach snuck some wack fent into his rose Aran: he relied on the “luck of the Irish” what he forgot however was that the Irish have extraordinarily shit luck Soda: a combination of undiagnosed diabetes and blunt force trauma caused him to quickly slip into a coma Bull: by slamming his head repeatedly, he ended up popping one of his aneurysms, causing a brain hemorrhage that quickly did him in Super: tried to do a sick air spin, failed horribly as the coke he snorted earlier wore off Sandman: seeing how funny it’s been for Mac to constantly win by his opponents’ misfortune, god himself enacted a dues ex machina, that transition screen was god’s own punch, delivered straight to Sandman’s face
0:30 He is so weak that he cannot walk properly. His leg turned 180° 1:05 He remembered that he is not a robot. 1:40 Dancing is bad for your health, it tires you out 2:54 He bowed too far 4:00 The disappearance effect is not disappearance, you have to move so fast that no one can see it and that takes a lot of effort 4:38 allergic of flowers 5:13 ohh..uh... He was clearly involved with someone before he fought Little Mac 5:47 It turns out the bottle is made not made of plastic but made of steel 6:23 Concussion Bull 6:55 "are you ready? Cuz I'm going to put a show" *Thousands of somersaults are done* 7:45 The screen is too strong
Professional Boxer Little Mac made history today by becoming the world champion without throwing a single punch in his entire career. When we asked Mac about his astounding feat, he had this to say: "Honestly I was just trying to find my way to the bathroom and accidentally ended up in the ring. I don't even know what's going on."
Glass Joe = Tripped Von Kaiser = Heart attack Disco Kid = Dancing freak accident King Hippo = Lost his balance Piston Honda = Bowed too hard and slammed his face on the mat Bear Hugger = "Diabeetus" Great Tiger = Accidentally teleported to the Shadow Realm Don Flamenco = Fan laced his rose with chloroform Aran Ryan = Aran Ryan Soda Popinksi = Someone poisoned his soda Bald Bull = Self concussion Super Macho Man = Stunt fail Mr.Sandman = Fourth Wall KO.
Yes, insanely. What I thought was gonna happen was that as Mac walked up to him, the entirety of the TKO animation would play, but what it is the video is even better really.
All ko's caused: 0:30 Sudden gravitational pull 1:02 Made himself so stiff, that made him fall to the ground hard back on his head 1:38 Tripped because he forgot his previous dancing lessions 2:15 Heart attack 2:54 He just fell. On his face 3:25 Insufficient sleep 3:58 A random curse gave him a fatal heart attack 4:30 Overstimulating a rose 5:13 Had a match before. So he couldn't move 5:45 Self-Ko by slamming a bottle on his own face 6:21 Self-Ko by giving himself a severe concussion 6:56 He did infact put on a show by miserably failing his flip 7:34 Screen transition
Glass Joe: Tripped himself over. Von Kaiser: Reality hit harder than his PTSD. Disco Kid: Dropped harder than the beats. King Hippo: Lost balance. Piston Hondo: Bowed too far. Bear Hugger: Lost balance (pt.2) Great Tiger: Teleported in the wrong direction. Don Flamenco: Strong allergic reaction to roses. Aran Ryan: Was knocked out during transition after jumpscaring Little Mac. Soda Popinski: Doped himself on caffeine only to knock himself out. Bald Bull: Inflicted 5x unique brain injuries upon himself. Super Macho Man: He put on a show. Mr Sandman: Struck by boxing glove transition. Little Mac: Retired after realising he's a d***. The **********... The World Circuit C*******.
Even more tragic news today as a transition cutscene somehow hit Mr. Sandman with glass, causing the world champion to go to the hospital and forfeit his title to Little Mac, who won the title with the same thing happening on all his previous bouts
0:28 Glass Joe has an iron deficiency 1:00 Someone tranquilised Von Kaiser 1:36 Dance routine gone wrong 2:12 Hippo King loses his balance 2:52 Hondo puts too much into a bow 3:22 Bear Hugger walks into the ropes 3:56 Great Tiger hasn’t got the hang of teleportation yet 4:27 When you forget you have a deadly pollen allergy 5:10 Aran can’t figure out the ropes 5:42 Why you shouldn’t smash bottles over your head 6:20 Dude gave himself a lobotomy 6:52 “Okay,who chucked a banana peel into the ring?” 7:31 Fun fact:boxing glove related transitions are the most dangerous
Glass Joe: Trips and falls Von Kaiser: Fainted after PTSD Attack Disco Kid: Danced too hard King Hippo: Turned around too fast Piston Hondo: Bowed into a face plant Bear Hugger: Walked into the ropes Great Tiger: Teleportation Related Accident Don Flamenco: The rose was too potent Aran Ryan: Got stuck on the ropes Soda Popinski: Knocked himself out Bald Bull: Self Inflicted Concussion Macho Man: Showed off too hard Mr. Sandman: 4th Wall Break Act of God
So, here's what happened to each of them. Glass Joe: Tripped and fell. Von Kaiser: Heart attack, you could see him breathing heavily before it happened. Disco Kid: Danced his heart out. King Hippo: Fell off balance. Piston Hondo: bowed too deeply. Bear Hugger: Too tired to fight, took a nap. Great Tiger: Teleportation Accident, his brain ended up in a different zip code. Don Flamenco: The rose is actually a very addictive narcotic. Aran Ryan: Picked a fight with the crowd pre-match. Soda Popinski: Glass bottles are sturdy, self afflicted head trauma. Bald Bull: Very clearly self-inflicted head trauma. Super Macho Man: failed to perform a triple barrel roll. Mr Sandman: He got too close to the opening animation.
Glass Joe: Trips and dies Von Kaiser: Has a panic attack Disco Kid: Gets a cramp from dancing King Hippo: Sees Little Mac and just falls out the ring Piston Hondo: Dies for no reason Bear Hugger: Runs into the ropes and dies Great Tiger: Teleported in the wrong dimension and dies Don Flamenco: Gets killed by sniffing a rose Aran Ryan: Got stuck in the ropes before the match Soda Popinski: Bashes the bottle too hard against his head and dies Bald Bull: Gets loads of brain damage and twists his back too hard Super Macho Man: Puts on a show by spinning and killing himself Mr Sandman: Random boxing glove 1 ups him
I was expecting you to somehow win the fights by doing nothing after they had started, but everyone getting KOed before that is a significantly funnier alternative
Glass Joe: Trips and breaks his face Von Kaiser: Stands up too fast Disco Kid: Misses a quick time event King Hippo: So heavy he can’t stop his own momentum Piston Hondo: Bows too deeply Bear Hugger: Sugar crash after all that maple syrup Great Tiger: Teleportation accident Don Flamenco: Allergic reaction to the flower Aran Ryan: Tangled himself in the ropes like a cat tangled in window blinds Soda Popinski: Punched himself in the face by accident Bald Bull: Multiple concussions Super Macho Man: Does a flip, whiffs the landing Mr. Sandman: Knocked out by the hand of God
Glass Joe: trips over his own feet Von Kaiser: passes out from high amounts of stress Disco kid: lost his balance King hippo: hits a sugar low and passes out Piston hondo: bows far too low Bear hugger: runs into ropes and gives up due to embarrassment Great tiger: accidentally rearranged his organs during teleport Don flamenco: forgot he was allergic to roses Aran Ryan: was jumped by the WVBA before the fight even started due to his record of cheating Soda popinski: hits himself in the head with a glass bottle, causing a self knockout Bald bull: dies due to head trauma Super macho man: tried to do a cool trick and failed miserably Mr Sandman: gets clocked by the ref for no apparent reason
"Tiny child wins world heavyweight championship by 13 consecutive forfeits"
Well you don’t see that everyday
@TheAverageGuyLiveswell you saw it today
OH GOD NO I AM NOT LETTING THE MIKE TYSON FIASCO HAPPEN WITH SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN HIM
Mafia fixed boxing matches
@@rubykaylaandogie3334
I don't think Little Mac is forcing himself on any women.
0:30 Me when I'm having a morning stroll but the earths gravity suddenly changes to 9999.81 m/s
This made me laugh way too hard
iron deficiency
@@pinuem *falls to the ground in less then the speed of light*
lmao material
it's way funnier because glass joe says "bonjour! booonjou- * head crack *"
Don Flamenco was so repulsed by the smell, he died.
It’s 00F! :D
I Wonder how would he do that at td since he throwns the Rose away
Nah he's just allergic to them.
Little Mac should shower
Nah, someone laced it with chloroform
*how each boxer died*
0:29 - Glass Joe got pushed by a gust of wind
0:59 - Von Kaiser's PTSD hit too hard
1:36 - Disco Kid messed up his dance
2:13 - King Hippo tripped
2:51 - Piston Honda Bowed too low
3:23 - Bear Hugger didn't pay attention to where he walked
3:56 - The Great Tiger's magic gave him a really strong headache
4:29 - Don Flamenco's rose was stinky
5:00 - *RÂÁÅÆÁĘËAĄĀĦ*
5:11 - Aran Ryan was smitten by *God* himself before the round began
5:45 - Soda Popinski choked on his soda
6:09 - 💀
6:17 - I don't think bro likes the papparazzi
6:22 - Bald Bull hit his head too much bro got brain damage
6:55 - Super Macho Man slipped on a bannana peel
7:36 - Mr Sandman got hit by the fist the flew into the screen 💀
8:07 - Coach got a lil jealous
@@marcucu9933God knew what Aran was gonna do
@@marcucu9933nah soda popinski hit himself 😂
King Hippo just died of a food coma
@@megandarling2215fr he just didn't want to fight
0:30 iron deficiency mfs when they stand up
😭
Iron deficient and french 😊
My wife when her anemia kicks in😂
Bonjour bonjour bonjour *dies*
Least iron deficient vegan:
"we need you to throw the match, but don't make it look obvious"
This is too perfect
I guess Glass Joe has a excuse at least.
Wait when would someone say this
Damn this aged well
It really did age well
7:40 The reason Doc expressed concern is that Sandman ACTUALLY is competent.
As he wonders how Mac would fare against the World Champion with NO FIGHTING EXPERIENCE, Sandman got literally hit by a Deus Ex Machina, the punch from God himself.
Sandman was fucking ROBBED.
Where the hell did God come from LMAO
@@ShovelLettuce
The bottom left of the screen
@@ShovelLettucehe’s talking about the fist transition lol
@@goldenboy1465 I meant the idea of God hitting him but yeah
3:59 It was at this moment that great tiger realized teleportation was impossible due to an inability to reconnect the atoms and and molecular structure of the body.
You'd also have to keep up with or account for the rotation and orbit of the planet around the sun
Bro didn't have enough hearts to ender pearl
He was able to reconstruct most of his body back to the way it was before teleporting. His brain structure, however, proved a bit too complicated. A mistake you can only make once.
Those are big words you must know what your talking about
He just used it incompetently
Little Mac at 5:50 - "Hang on a sec, Soda. I've got to adjust my gloves and... ...Soda...?"
That’s actually a good story, I laughed pretty hard at that!
Soda: _mic noises_ *S L A M*
8:06 aggressively compliments him like he’s insulting him
4:37 when you forget you have hay fever
When the hay fever hit
Bro had bad alergies😭😭😭
“Oye!!”
sniffa too good
@@SPEnjoyer-nz6hx-you dead. 🪦
7:37 Mr. Sandman finds himself hospitalized after a combination of blunt force trauma and several shards of broken glass from a transition screen
Me when I'm about to fight my strongest opponent yet to keep my champion title but the evil floating boxing glove comes to claim my soul.
LMAOOO
@@NeonWasInUseMY TITLE!
*BOOM*
That actually was pretty smooth
@@NeonWasInUse why is this so fucking good
4:21 *toro screams in pain*
5:14 “We honestly have no idea how he got there, literally one second he’s in his corner and the next we just found him there.”
God had to smite him because of 5:01
We do not tolerate his behavior
Sounds like he tried to teleport and realized that Great Tiger was more competent than Aran realized.
We had to Get Medical Staff to Get him out of there
6:20 Bald Bull: *smacks his head against a pole and fucking dies without Mac even touching him
The crowd: *ecstatic cheering
I DIDN'T NOTICE DUDE IT'S SO FUNNY NOW HAHAHAH
5:10 come on Aran, everyone else at least made it into the ring
He bent his body wrong through the ropes
Slipped on bananer pele
@@NoahDove-xl6ne I don't know what's funnier; the image of Aran slipping on a banana peel, or the misspelling of "banana peel" actually translating into "bananas pile" in Danish
@@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 maybe dk fought before aran.you never know
He got jumped mid way into the ring
6:21 Bald Bull found himself unconscious after extended blunt force trauma
No He turned too fast and also blunt force trauma
AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH YE *death* auhh
@@williamlabadie6470whiplash innit?
He wanted to end it quickly
@ChaoticShinny now your talking my language
5:11 I love how there's no special gimmick with how Aran Ryan gets knocked out, he's just dead as soon as the camera cuts to him.
he knocked himself out trying to get inside the ring
5:01
@@canteatsoup Or someone got tired of his bullshit and attacked him so brutally that it had to be censored.
@@SneakTheOctoI’d like to imagine someone from the crowd beat him so hard he couldn’t even get in the ring properly, and what was shown was only the aftermath.
Analog horror:
2:54 me when i try to show respect to my opponent but god suddenly paralyze my legs
Normal Tuesday.
7:46 Breaking News: An imaginary fist knocks out World Champion Boxer, now granting said title to the newcomer Little Mac who won each fight with his opponents fainting before the fight (Except Ryan, who got beat up by the crowd before he even entered the ring)
6:56 was so good, my god, he looks like he's trying to show you a trick and failed miserably
"Ughr." 😂😂😂
Tries to do a b twist and broke his neck in the process lol
He certainly put on a show
@@corcortinez5361 The crowd loved it!
he slipped on a banana
Punch Out but the local mob bosses bet millions of dollars on Little Mac
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
Lmao
The game was rigged from the start
Truth is
Funny
The tko implies that they attempted their intro twice already and failed both times
Que tan malo tienes que ser para fallar 3 veces en entrar al ring
They tried their best.
@@GunSpyEnthusiastwould hate to see their worst
5:00 Bro, it is 12:00 am, you cannot do that to me, I'm over here sounding like a tea kettle
0:30 - Glass Joe's so frail that his legs give out from a few steps
1:02 - Von Kaiser's anxiety causes him to involuntarily stiffen and fall like a goat
1:38 - Disco Kid gets a little too excited while dancing, we've all done it
2:15 - King Hippo (AKA Caseoh)'s sheer mass is too much and the little momentum he builds my moving is too much to stop and he is sent flying
2:54 - Piston Hondo bows a little too enthusiastically
3:25 - while hyping himself up Bear Hugger launches himself too hard into the ropes
3:59 - Great Tiger's dark arts finally catches up with him
4:29 - Little Mac drugged Don Flaminco's rose before the match
5:14 - Arin Ryan somehow got stuck on his way into the ring
5:45 - While trying to show his strength, Soda Popinski knocks himself out
6:21 - While trying to show his strength, Bald Bull knocks himself out (how about that?)
6:55 - Super Macho Man's new stunt goes horribily wrong
7:43 - Sandman is so powerful that it took a 4th wall breaking event to take him down
Disco kid was just not ready for this
Mr sandman died in the most unexpected way possible:
Mr Sandman died to [Intentional Game Design]
4:38 Little did he know, Doc sprayed a poisonous scent on his flower so Mac could instantly win
Ingenious
unsportsmanlike
@@Jackmoo101But effective
Doc laced it with fent
@@Jackmoo101Not to the WVBA... It'd still get Mac in trouble, probably, for not being entertaining, or whatever
Okay but bald pull slamming his head on the side, turning around and just flatlining on the floor was so hilarious
Maybe he shouldn’t have given himself that concussion.
6:20
I mean, shouldn't have gave himself a concussion
“Are you ready? Because ima put on a show” *flips and dies*
*crowd cheers*
No bogus release, but good show all around
As a wise man once said "everybody do the flop!"
Bro indeed put on a show
"Off to KO myself! Watch and lear-"
Glass Joe: Finally succumbs to the shame of being French
Von Kaiser: War flashback causes a deadly aneurysm.
Disco Kid: Heart attack after dancing too hard and too long.
King Hippo: Has a stroke.
Piston Hondo: Commits Sepuku at the prospect of fighting an American.
Bear Hugger: Years of consuming nothing but pancakes leads to a stroke and heart attack simultaneously.
Great Tiger: Teleporation malfunction destroys his insides.
Don Flamenco: Assassin laced his rose with anthrax.
Aran Ryan: He just does that. Give him a minute he'll be fine.
Soda Popinski: Concusses himself on an unexpectedly sturdy soda bottle.
Bald Bull: Concusses himself on his corner's post.
Super Macho Man: Puts on a show.
MR. Sandman: Knocked out by the transition animation.
Put on a show 😭😭
Bear Hugger also eats raw fish
0:30 when cartoon characters trip on oxygen
1:41 he was not ready for this
Bro failed his dance 😭
Bro missed the rhythm💀
bro slipped 😭
Failed the quick time event
They ain't ready for this!
Oh no! They were ready for that
I love how you decided to give everyone the 1-99 record
The 1 is from fighting themselves
@@supermaximglitchy1they all had to make a test run
Joe got 900 more loses
I knew I sensed a disturbance in the force.
1:06 Von Kaiser is basically me after waking up too fast.
My sincere reaction 7:00
@@RamnoMusic Who would have guessed my man's a _professional_ bogus releaser.
You should try eating healthier and exercising
@@Fugitive685 Much obbliged for the suggestion, but I was just exaggerating lmao.
I MAY get dizzy sometimes, but never enough to make me pass out, or even remotely feel like I'm about to.
Also, I'm from the Mediterrean, eating healthy is the only thing I can boast about.
@@The_D_ray W.
6:08 "hey dude can you do something funny"
"okay"
5:00 got me dead 😂😂😂
5:47 Soda Popinski's cutscene made it look like mac was trying to sheild himself only to realize he bashed himself with the bottle instead of him lmao
Thought he'd be shielding himself as he'd think those bottles are made of glass and so that he wouldn't want the potential shards to cut his face up.
Soda didn’t realize he brought in a glass bottle that day and suffered a severe concussion
2:54
The piston Hondo got me absolutely dead at the thought of his bow just going way to far X'D
When his knees are paralyzed:
Mans blood sugar dropped
Dudes with anemia when they stand up be like
When you get out of bed too fast
Literally your body when you don’t have iron.
This is why I’m not a vegan.
5:47 why did he do this bro did a self-knock-out
He’s diabetic
@@megaxbomb._.2091 seems legit to me
It kinda looks like mac just flashsteped him ngl
Since it says tko, it implies he did this to himself 3 times in a row lmao
@@mr.wizbiz.2917 what does "flash stepped" mean?
Soda Popinski forgot he had type 2 diabetes from all the soda he was drinking and fell into a coma due to hyperglycemia
hyper meaning too much
glyc meaning glucose
and emia meaning
6:52 super macho man attempts to release the Bogus and freaking dies
6:56 This one had me slapping my knee
Hey, watch how you mock people. Macho Man got paralyzed from the waist down after that cool trick.
He did in fact, put on a show
what releasing the bogus does to a mf
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
He slipped on a banana peel and died
5:01 what happened to Aran Ryan:
he jumpscared little mac, mac turned around and beat him out of reflex
thats true
devs didnt want to show so they censored it with the cutscene
and didn’t throw a punch
@@thegneomar140 The cutscene is his life flashing before his eyes
Me:the man was to stunned to speak
Best part about this comment is that you can skip 10 seconds and it'll match the comment perfectly
0:30 lore accurate Glass Joe
Same lol
How each boxer actually lost/died:
Joe: tripped on his own foot
Von: PTSD episode where he relives the time he had to play dead to survive the war as his comrades were killed all around him
Kid: threw it back too hard and slipped a disk in his spine
Hippo: having overate, he suffered from an ungodly nausea from moving around too much
Hondo: so tense about the fight, he ended up fainting
Bear: wasn’t looking and walked into the rope, his weight causing the resulting rebound to hurt
Tiger: made the rookie mistake of letting his focus slip, causing him to accidentally swap his stomach with his brain
Don: coach snuck some wack fent into his rose
Aran: he relied on the “luck of the Irish” what he forgot however was that the Irish have extraordinarily shit luck
Soda: a combination of undiagnosed diabetes and blunt force trauma caused him to quickly slip into a coma
Bull: by slamming his head repeatedly, he ended up popping one of his aneurysms, causing a brain hemorrhage that quickly did him in
Super: tried to do a sick air spin, failed horribly as the coke he snorted earlier wore off
Sandman: seeing how funny it’s been for Mac to constantly win by his opponents’ misfortune, god himself enacted a dues ex machina, that transition screen was god’s own punch, delivered straight to Sandman’s face
0:30 He is so weak that he cannot walk properly. His leg turned 180°
1:05 He remembered that he is not a robot.
1:40 Dancing is bad for your health, it tires you out
2:54 He bowed too far
4:00 The disappearance effect is not disappearance, you have to move so fast that no one can see it and that takes a lot of effort
4:38 allergic of flowers
5:13 ohh..uh... He was clearly involved with someone before he fought Little Mac
5:47 It turns out the bottle is made not made of plastic but made of steel
6:23 Concussion Bull
6:55 "are you ready? Cuz I'm going to put a show" *Thousands of somersaults are done*
7:45 The screen is too strong
1:37 bro missed the quick time event
Hehehehaa
"Diisssccoooooooo Kiiid- *** Owch.."
I literally died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
My man boogied just a little too hard
Bro sounds soo zesty 💀
Professional Boxer Little Mac made history today by becoming the world champion without throwing a single punch in his entire career.
When we asked Mac about his astounding feat, he had this to say:
"Honestly I was just trying to find my way to the bathroom and accidentally ended up in the ring. I don't even know what's going on."
Makes the most sense of anything, he’s seventeen for goodness sake
@@TheGreatLandini-zp3eeand he is light weight angaist most that are heavy weight fighter, so xD
" Sir, How did you manage to become the heavy weight champion without throwing a single punch? "
" the *what.* "
Dude you GOTTA make a Title Defense version of this! This actually got me giggling like a child
agreed
when you get too silly:
And also add DK too!
Also gotta fit in Doc from the Wiiware game somehow.
bro im so slap happy rn i cant-
2:22 he had diabetes type 9 and died instantly
Type 11
That fall then killed a whole family in the audience
Glass Joe = Tripped
Von Kaiser = Heart attack
Disco Kid = Dancing freak accident
King Hippo = Lost his balance
Piston Honda = Bowed too hard and slammed his face on the mat
Bear Hugger = "Diabeetus"
Great Tiger = Accidentally teleported to the Shadow Realm
Don Flamenco = Fan laced his rose with chloroform
Aran Ryan = Aran Ryan
Soda Popinksi = Someone poisoned his soda
Bald Bull = Self concussion
Super Macho Man = Stunt fail
Mr.Sandman = Fourth Wall KO.
Aran Ryan not ready to battle because he's injured.
soda poponski killed himself wdym
Von Keiser - “ACH TUHN-“ then dies
Secretly, Light was a super huge fan of little Mac, so he used the death note as soon as he learned their names.
Bro I read that shit as "Luigi" and was wondering why he even has a death note
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Luigi could obtain a death note. This further expands the bs lore I made up lmao
@@Cursedsoul01 he could obtain the death note by doing absolutely nothing
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Luigi would just be standing there, with his hand out and the book would just happen to land in his open hand.
Well luigi did something but not with the death note
6:42 bruh super macho man has 1-99, clearly hasn’t released enough boguses
He only release one bogus. That’s just sad.
Guess he should've crunched more dudes.
@@darkgod2037 LMAO
please send tutorial on how to release the bogus I have it trapped in a cage
@@yes-np4xv 😟
4:00 great tiger going to the DeviantArt dimension for 0.0001 seconds
Yeah....
Lord knows what he saw
"you fool Mac, I will go to DeviantArt with an 18+ identified account!'
*Disappears
**Reappears*
*"What have i done.."*
**Falls over*
"Pathetic."
Srsly deviant is a walk in the park xD
he fucked up his teleportation spell and accidentally left his brain in a parallel universe
He saw DeviantArt and disappeared at 000000.1 second that he lost his brain and died
“Are you ready? Cause I’m gonna put on a show” *proceeds to try to do an air spin and fails miserably*
2:54 due to Piston Hondo's extreme scoliosis, him attempting to bow to little mac caused his spinal cord to completely collapse.
The way Sandman gets defeated by the cutscene transition gloves is insanely creative
Yes, insanely. What I thought was gonna happen was that as Mac walked up to him, the entirety of the TKO animation would play, but what it is the video is even better really.
bro got knocked out by the 4th wall lmao
you can see that litle mac threw a punch there to to lol lol
@@SecurityBreachShowfanMattYeah and that was the cutscene punch that knocked out Sandman.
@@SquidMKW Tbh that counts as cheating, and worse, to the only guy that actually followed the boxing rules.
Are you telling me 13 men just happen to fall like that? NO! He orchestrated it! Louis!
Nah just a coincidence
*D U C K T H I S O N E*
He dropped a chocolate bar through a sunroof!
AND HE GETS TO BE A BOXING COACH?! WHAT A SICK JOKE!
Punch Out but everyone has heart failure.
How tf did no one mention Doc at the end? Actually hearing him call Little Mac a dick was amazingly hilarious
Mr. Sandman gets hit by a flying glove and fucking dies on the spot. Perfect.
Glass joe just got iron deficiency
Glass Deficiency
Joe deficiency
french deficiency
@@hskikibot2846being French is a defeciancy
Croissant deficiency
5:00 BRO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AND IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING HURTS🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
I've been laughing at Arans whole section for 5 minutes straight
They way his head shakes just fits so well with the Half Life 2 scream
He did just bark xD
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Imagine being the audience here
“You know what, I’m starting to think they might be throwing these .”
"Ready for this? Yeah its Disco Ki- AUGGH OW"
- DIsco Kid
All ko's caused:
0:30 Sudden gravitational pull
1:02 Made himself so stiff, that made him fall to the ground hard back on his head
1:38 Tripped because he forgot his previous dancing lessions
2:15 Heart attack
2:54 He just fell. On his face
3:25 Insufficient sleep
3:58 A random curse gave him a fatal heart attack
4:30 Overstimulating a rose
5:13 Had a match before. So he couldn't move
5:45 Self-Ko by slamming a bottle on his own face
6:21 Self-Ko by giving himself a severe concussion
6:56 He did infact put on a show by miserably failing his flip
7:34 Screen transition
The fact that Aran Ryan is still stuck on that is stating that in a previous fight he got into that situation and no one got him out 🤣
@@poisonmushroomgaming1227
I know who he fought before Mac!
The crowd.
2:54 blud he boutta believe in luigi
Glass Joe: Tripped himself over.
Von Kaiser: Reality hit harder than his PTSD.
Disco Kid: Dropped harder than the beats.
King Hippo: Lost balance.
Piston Hondo: Bowed too far.
Bear Hugger: Lost balance (pt.2)
Great Tiger: Teleported in the wrong direction.
Don Flamenco: Strong allergic reaction to roses.
Aran Ryan: Was knocked out during transition after jumpscaring Little Mac.
Soda Popinski: Doped himself on caffeine only to knock himself out.
Bald Bull: Inflicted 5x unique brain injuries upon himself.
Super Macho Man: He put on a show.
Mr Sandman: Struck by boxing glove transition.
Little Mac: Retired after realising he's a d***. The **********... The World Circuit C*******.
Super Macho Man became a drill
@@mwgWrestlingthe super bogus drill
Aran Ryan tried to get in the ring but he got himself tangled in the ropes
Imagine losing a boxing match because you’re allergic to roses 💀
Naw soda pop just overdosed
6:58 Sweet flip, bro!
Henry stick man fail ahh
Green Knight is the kind of guy that would flip making him inferior to everyone else
Glass joe dies from his severe, incurable condition (being french)
0:36 when you walk a bit too wrong
bro fell
3:24 Tragic news today as renowned world circuit boxer Bear Hugger suffered a heart attack during his title bout match
Even more tragic news today as a transition cutscene somehow hit Mr. Sandman with glass, causing the world champion to go to the hospital and forfeit his title to Little Mac, who won the title with the same thing happening on all his previous bouts
NOOOOOOOO
even more tragic news as famous indian boxer died of a headache during one match against famous boxer little mac and got forfitted
3:55 @@freepalestine981
I'm pretty sure somebody soaked Don Flamenco's rose in chloroform backstage.
Doc has something to see
4:33 blud had an heart attack
I don't blame him, fake flowers smell bad
3:25
Nah someone laced the flower
When that hay fever hits.
POV: hay fever
Can we take a moment to acknowledge the amount of backstory each boxer gets in like 6 second intervals?
0:30 "my ears burn" ahh 💀
5:13 didn’t even give Ryan a chance 💀
HES A CHEATER
He didn't deserve that respect
cheaters never prosper
i mean he tried to do the WEGA to Little Mac, sooo
He had a bit of trouble getting into the ring
Don Flamenco had suddenly contracted a severe case of allergies.
Glass Joe: “Bonjour! Bonjour!”
*Trips over nothing*
This is essentially how the fight goes normally.
He probably would.
Must be a horror side character
He tripped on oxygen
The ancient boxing technique of drugging your opponent before the fight.
0:28 Glass Joe has an iron deficiency
1:00 Someone tranquilised Von Kaiser
1:36 Dance routine gone wrong
2:12 Hippo King loses his balance
2:52 Hondo puts too much into a bow
3:22 Bear Hugger walks into the ropes
3:56 Great Tiger hasn’t got the hang of teleportation yet
4:27 When you forget you have a deadly pollen allergy
5:10 Aran can’t figure out the ropes
5:42 Why you shouldn’t smash bottles over your head
6:20 Dude gave himself a lobotomy
6:52 “Okay,who chucked a banana peel into the ring?”
7:31 Fun fact:boxing glove related transitions are the most dangerous
"Okay, who chucked a banana peel into the ring?"
DK: *sweats nervously*
6:21
*clank* ow! *clank* ow! *clank* ow! *clank* ow! *clank* ow!
…
YE- **faints**
yeEAH- 🔄⬇️ *_THUD_*
@@TOFFY-kd7pe bro ko´d himself
@@TOFFY-kd7pe ough....
YE- Breaks Spine*
@@Vetadelta3892 He gave himself a concussion
6:56 that was indeed a show, he won a lot of money
I approve
Some of it phased through the floor.
Mission failed succesfuly
I like how literally every character besides Mac has Glass Joe's record
Glass Joe: Trips and falls
Von Kaiser: Fainted after PTSD Attack
Disco Kid: Danced too hard
King Hippo: Turned around too fast
Piston Hondo: Bowed into a face plant
Bear Hugger: Walked into the ropes
Great Tiger: Teleportation Related Accident
Don Flamenco: The rose was too potent
Aran Ryan: Got stuck on the ropes
Soda Popinski: Knocked himself out
Bald Bull: Self Inflicted Concussion
Macho Man: Showed off too hard
Mr. Sandman: 4th Wall Break Act of God
So, here's what happened to each of them.
Glass Joe: Tripped and fell.
Von Kaiser: Heart attack, you could see him breathing heavily before it happened.
Disco Kid: Danced his heart out.
King Hippo: Fell off balance.
Piston Hondo: bowed too deeply.
Bear Hugger: Too tired to fight, took a nap.
Great Tiger: Teleportation Accident, his brain ended up in a different zip code.
Don Flamenco: The rose is actually a very addictive narcotic.
Aran Ryan: Picked a fight with the crowd pre-match.
Soda Popinski: Glass bottles are sturdy, self afflicted head trauma.
Bald Bull: Very clearly self-inflicted head trauma.
Super Macho Man: failed to perform a triple barrel roll.
Mr Sandman: He got too close to the opening animation.
I think they forgot to edit the glass joe fight though, nothing's different about it
My favorite comment so far
you deserve more likes than just 241
@@christyjian4183 ehh, I showed up 2 months late.
I think Aran Ryan just couldn’t figure out how to enter the ring.
This is essentially just everyone in the game throwing a fight
5:01 *Bro I can’t breathe* 😭
5:01
7:42 you know what? I heard you dont like chocolate, i cant accept that
*torpedo left jab*
This is not what I thought this video was going to be, but this is a lot funnier
Luigi: “First time?”
Mac: “No, not my first time.”
Dr.Cortex: "it was for me."
Glass Joe: Trips and dies
Von Kaiser: Has a panic attack
Disco Kid: Gets a cramp from dancing
King Hippo: Sees Little Mac and just falls out the ring
Piston Hondo: Dies for no reason
Bear Hugger: Runs into the ropes and dies
Great Tiger: Teleported in the wrong dimension and dies
Don Flamenco: Gets killed by sniffing a rose
Aran Ryan: Got stuck in the ropes before the match
Soda Popinski: Bashes the bottle too hard against his head and dies
Bald Bull: Gets loads of brain damage and twists his back too hard
Super Macho Man: Puts on a show by spinning and killing himself
Mr Sandman: Random boxing glove 1 ups him
Aw Von Kaiser 🥺
No king hippo died to hart problems
Mr Sandman got injured by a stage pyrotechnics malfunction launching a solid plastic boxing glove prop in his face
When I saw the title: OMG there's a secret no-hit win situations?
When I watch the video: OMG THIS IS HILLARIOUS
5:00
4:37 Me after my friend tells me Cyanide smells like almonds
4:37 When the pollen allergies suddenly kick in
This comment is actually really creative, should be recognized hahahah
5:00 “🤬”
I've been laughing my ass off at this timestamp for 5 min
I was not mentally prepared for that
Drove me to tears laughing
It’s just the crustiness of the scream
I can’t help but laugh everytime I see it, something about the way his head moves along with the scream.
Ryan was assassinated offscreen
Not even ko’d, *assasinated.*
😂
Th cartel had money on mac
Reminds me of the doise from pizza tower
I was expecting you to somehow win the fights by doing nothing after they had started, but everyone getting KOed before that is a significantly funnier alternative
Glass Joe: Trips and breaks his face
Von Kaiser: Stands up too fast
Disco Kid: Misses a quick time event
King Hippo: So heavy he can’t stop his own momentum
Piston Hondo: Bows too deeply
Bear Hugger: Sugar crash after all that maple syrup
Great Tiger: Teleportation accident
Don Flamenco: Allergic reaction to the flower
Aran Ryan: Tangled himself in the ropes like a cat tangled in window blinds
Soda Popinski: Punched himself in the face by accident
Bald Bull: Multiple concussions
Super Macho Man: Does a flip, whiffs the landing
Mr. Sandman: Knocked out by the hand of God
Glass Joe: trips over his own feet
Von Kaiser: passes out from high amounts of stress
Disco kid: lost his balance
King hippo: hits a sugar low and passes out
Piston hondo: bows far too low
Bear hugger: runs into ropes and gives up due to embarrassment
Great tiger: accidentally rearranged his organs during teleport
Don flamenco: forgot he was allergic to roses
Aran Ryan: was jumped by the WVBA before the fight even started due to his record of cheating
Soda popinski: hits himself in the head with a glass bottle, causing a self knockout
Bald bull: dies due to head trauma
Super macho man: tried to do a cool trick and failed miserably
Mr Sandman: gets clocked by the ref for no apparent reason
Little Mac inherited Doc’s technique and improved on it
Cheating
"Duck this one" *shatters reality*