death is a natural part of nature, if someone is not particulary close to you, you should not be affected by their death. unless that someone is a relative you never heard about but left you some inheritance.
"Webster's New Pocket Thesaurus" Page 69, word 7: "Judge" It appears I'll be given the death sentence, despite the fact that where I live there is no death sentence. Either that or I'll just be murdered by someone who happens to be a judge.
The family would need to draw an extra 15 mangoes from the endless all-consuming void to match your desire for mangoes. Otherwise they'd just have -15 mangoes.
8:39 : I’ve done the research. I can confirm that time does in fact move 1 second per second with the primary exception of the act of sleeping, which changes the speed of time to roughly a few seconds per 8 hours.
6:37 If Dad has 15 mangoes and Mom has 10 mangos that's 25 mangos. If Robin steals 40( that's as many as four tens and that's terrible) the family would be left with -15 mangoes. 15+10= 25 25 - 40 = -15
I was talking to my cousin who has a condition that makes it so she can’t grow hair. I’m not sure what it’s called. I dye my hair often, and she told me she liked the colour. I said “Yeah. It’s not naturally wavy though.” And she goes “Neither is mine.” I died laughing
@@isappycracks neither. She was born with a condition that makes it so she can’t grow hair. I’m not sure what it’s called. (It could be Alopecia, but I’m not completely sure)
I did the "grab a book" thing. The nearest book was one I had for German class. The word was "DDR" (The part of Germany that was ruled and left to rot by soviets during the cold war). Guess it'll be Stalin all over again.
@@blrryface You telling a comment bot to go away won't do anything. You are just wasting your time. Comment bots comment links on random videos, typically to promote things. But they are not real people, thus proving you are wasting your time.
Intro: r/whoosh top posts Me: oh okay I think they whooshed me at the title Robin: We'll be taking a look at r/technicallythetruth! Me: wait what the fu-
Hi! This is the 307th day I suggest the following subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Thanks!
person: grab the nearest book, flip to page 69 and read the 7th letter, thats how you die another person: I guess I will die because of death me: * wondering how I can die because of -546+233 after grabbing my math book * *sweating intestifies*
The liquid aquarium one got me good. The derpy fish labeled fich is actually how you say fuck in German. So he’s not wrong there. Just a plain and simple: fuck.
1. Sally’s dad bought 15 mangoes, Sally’s mom bought 10 More mangoes how many mangoes do they have in total? 2. If Robin asks Sally for 40 mangoes how many mangoes would Sally have? Use the answer from question 1 when answering.
8:40 Well, it does depend on your position and speed for time is in fact, relative. You would travel slower through time if you travelled faster in space or were near a large gravitational mass. It means that one second for you might not be one second for some other frame of reference. It's called Special and General Relativity. 10:36 More like he is in line but he's wrong.
8:41 That depends entirely on how fast they are traveling relative to the clock measuring the time, this theory has also been referred to as Special and General relativity. 10:35 That is, in fact, a spelling error, though otherwise correct.
8:37 Everytime we move we alter time and technicly time travel, but the ammount of time travelled at walking, driving, etc speed is so small that we will never notice in our daily basis
When you realize the video title is r/Technicallythetruth but the video intro says r/whoosh But you still don't get why the video and title don't match, so in a way it's r/whoosh. Then you realize that in reality, the video itself is r/Technicallythetruth so the title is technically, the truth.
0:18 I'm sure I'll end up on r/whoosh for this, but what is he referring to? I know there's a joke he probably made, but I don't get it. That, or he's telling us not to bully him for something I'm unaware of. Whatever it is, enjoy the free r/whoosh material, and please let me know what he's referring to. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, Robin introduces himself, and then says, "Don't say it, I'll cry, don't say it," or something along those lines.)
Title: r/TTT 0:10 r/woosh Robin: How’s it going ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to EmKay! I’m your host, Robin… (don’t say it, I swear to god, I’ll cry),and today we’re going to be looking at r/technicallythetruth I lost some sleep thinking about it *:(* Also, 1:20 I heard that discord notification
yknow, that post about quicksand had a pfp of hooty from the owl house. multiple times i've seen owl house and other cartoons become relevant in emkay videos (one even had robin ranting about how toh got cancelled), and it makes me happy every time. :)
-15 mangoes left for the family. And after I forcibly remove 30 of your mangoes from you, you are left with 10 and I have 30. I am the mango master, and I have won.
For "glass half full vs half empty" it depends on the starting point. If it has been filled halfway then it's half full, if it was full and emptied out it's half empty. Without knowing the starting point then it's safest to say that it's "at half" or "half capacity"
My one in a million is seeing one of my friends at the customs line at an airport about 5 thousand miles away from where I live. We were right next to each other.
6:44 there's technically two truths here, as every American would suddenly have an decreased weight measurement. For example, a 180lb person would now only weigh 81kg.
"Technically the truth is just dad jokes"
...yeah, that's why it's amazing.
r/technicallythetruth
hi ...yeah that's why it's amazing im dad :D
Well actually it is technically the truth not amazing
Wait it said woosh
Robin: LOOK AT ME
Me: *looking around wildly, not knowing where he is*
"that dog probably isnt alive anymore"
me: i came here to laugh not cry.
E
f
death is a natural part of nature, if someone is not particulary close to you, you should not be affected by their death.
unless that someone is a relative you never heard about but left you some inheritance.
This video in a nutshell
*"Mathematicians, ASSEMBLE!"*
Watch out, our showers are going to drizzle all over us
*Insert, verified person with only 1 like sentence*
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all over us ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
wth i made a basketball hoop
Shord Hacc
Shord Hagz
“The True History of Tea”
Page 69, word 7: “Chinese”
...that’s a lot to unpack
Mine was guilty
nice 69
"Webster's New Pocket Thesaurus"
Page 69, word 7: "Judge"
It appears I'll be given the death sentence, despite the fact that where I live there is no death sentence. Either that or I'll just be murdered by someone who happens to be a judge.
“Lord of the Flies Educational Edition”
Page 69, word 7: “nothing”
... I am immortal!!!!
mine didn't have 69 pages... so I'm immortal?
Fun fact: Every voice Actor in Emkay Is one of the fingers
Underrated
So if One of Them Leave....
One Finger Gets Cut Off.
@UCm8aWUnH3fhudQKz8zdp8Gg _which one?_
Who is the middle finger?
it used to have a 6th finger,guess who that is
The family would need to draw an extra 15 mangoes from the endless all-consuming void to match your desire for mangoes. Otherwise they'd just have -15 mangoes.
If a married woman is willing to date that guy, he's definitely competing with more than just her husband.
Pp
oh i get it os lets votekick him?
@@isappycracks I have no idea what your reply has to do with my comment. There is no os in that story, and who are we votekicking?
I need to find the person who belonged on r/whooosh
r/technicallythetruth
I can’t believe the Denver Aquarium is throwing tigers in with the fishes
8:39 :
I’ve done the research. I can confirm that time does in fact move 1 second per second with the primary exception of the act of sleeping, which changes the speed of time to roughly a few seconds per 8 hours.
Exept if this nightmare . 8 hours can turn to 7 week or 3 miliseconds
except for me, which is 8 hours per hour
ALTHOUGH, in the location of learning, one second moves by every 8 hours
Your pfp is spooky
E
"Is this the alternate universe where Buffalo Bill is a cop now?"
As if a universe with Buffalo Bill as a cop could be better.
Well.... he does become one in the show "Monk" lol
6:37 If Dad has 15 mangoes and Mom has 10 mangos that's 25 mangos. If Robin steals 40( that's as many as four tens and that's terrible) the family would be left with -15 mangoes.
15+10= 25
25 - 40 = -15
E
And thats terrible
At least its not pie's
Well then Robin better get on them for those mangoes they owe him.
You now know that they now owe emkay 15 mangoes
Another life destroyed by mango loan debt
I was talking to my cousin who has a condition that makes it so she can’t grow hair. I’m not sure what it’s called. I dye my hair often, and she told me she liked the colour. I said
“Yeah. It’s not naturally wavy though.”
And she goes
“Neither is mine.”
I died laughing
is cancer or she's going bald
( i hope is not cancer )
@@isappycracks neither. She was born with a condition that makes it so she can’t grow hair. I’m not sure what it’s called. (It could be Alopecia, but I’m not completely sure)
@@tiberbox google it or ask a medic ask john sins hes a medic a pizza guy etc
I did the "grab a book" thing. The nearest book was one I had for German class. The word was "DDR" (The part of Germany that was ruled and left to rot by soviets during the cold war). Guess it'll be Stalin all over again.
Mine was a book called 1491 and I was so close to getting a cool death I just got at and not Tisquantum
i did this also and i got "parents"... i'm scared now...
Why the fresh heck did I think of Dance Dance Revolution when you said DDR
Promotion I died from promotion
i did it too, for me the word was "not" so i guess im imortal
“AKA is also known as.”
The Wendy’s cashier: bro wtf
This are so true it became a savage roast with memes
These tho
@thx go away
What does this have to do with the comment
@@blrryface You telling a comment bot to go away won't do anything. You are just wasting your time. Comment bots comment links on random videos, typically to promote things. But they are not real people, thus proving you are wasting your time.
@thx no
"That dog probably isn't alive anymore"
Damn...that meme was already dead, you didn't have to kill the people too.
3:12 The fact that the book I grabbed said Anxiety makes me anxious.
Oh no
This fish gonna get out the ocean oh no.
Mine said "it"
@@Villagerslime Watch out when you see a clow.
That's when you message his wife and tell her that her husband is dancing with women at the bar and telling them he dosent have a girlfriend.
Fun fact: If you water water it grows
E
Yea
oo how original and funny haha
@@omarenriquez6094 oo how original and funny response haha
@@joggie. oo how original and funny response to a response haha
6:55 that dog has to be dead
Ad: time for a graveyard ad
Hope everyone has a good day and stay hydrated!
w a t e r
It’s snowing where I live😀🤌
I got bronchitis
@@makayla1933 I like snow!
@@DragonCrusherWave I hope you get better
Intro: r/whoosh top posts
Me: oh okay I think they whooshed me at the title
Robin: We'll be taking a look at r/technicallythetruth!
Me: wait what the fu-
Hi! This is the 307th day I suggest the following subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Thanks!
WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS.
They need to see this
Definetly need this
Go to mod mail to make this a thing
Bois, band together. Our goal is most liked.
9:27
"As a chef, everything turns to shit"
The knife: *Intense sweating*
I swear these videos are so entertaining
person: grab the nearest book, flip to page 69 and read the 7th letter, thats how you die
another person: I guess I will die because of death
me: * wondering how I can die because of -546+233 after grabbing my math book *
*sweating intestifies*
i grabbed the nearest book and the word was "by"
My seventh word was 'Harry'.
Yes, I'm a potterhead.
the discord sound in the back around 1:21 is just amazing to me
I thought I got pinged
The liquid aquarium one got me good. The derpy fish labeled fich is actually how you say fuck in German. So he’s not wrong there. Just a plain and simple: fuck.
Fun fact: Finland is a republic in Europe.
I know it
Hello
1. Sally’s dad bought 15 mangoes, Sally’s mom bought 10 More mangoes how many mangoes do they have in total?
2. If Robin asks Sally for 40 mangoes how many mangoes would Sally have? Use the answer from question 1 when answering.
robin rob the mangoes that mean sally dont have more mangoes
Well the teacher caps lock "DEFEND" like it was Sergeant's orders
8:40 Well, it does depend on your position and speed for time is in fact, relative. You would travel slower through time if you travelled faster in space or were near a large gravitational mass. It means that one second for you might not be one second for some other frame of reference.
It's called Special and General Relativity.
10:36 More like he is in line but he's wrong.
yay, another physics nerd
8:41 That depends entirely on how fast they are traveling relative to the clock measuring the time, this theory has also been referred to as Special and General relativity.
10:35 That is, in fact, a spelling error, though otherwise correct.
At 10:35, yes! That is in fact the joke.
😯
"That dog probably isn't alive anymore"
Duolingo ad starts playing
Fun fact:they said r/whoosh at the start instead of r/Technically the truth
You are correct.
Sometimes I’m getting quiet kid jokes… I go along with it and reach in my bag to pull out a….
Sketchbook.
I think he did a good job defending sarge
He did
He damn well did
8:37
Everytime we move we alter time and technicly time travel, but the ammount of time travelled at walking, driving, etc speed is so small that we will never notice in our daily basis
6:40 they would be in a debt of 15 mangos which at a 2% of interest per month for a year would be 18.6 mangos of debt
WHAT GIVES PEOPLE POWER
Money: 0%
Status: 0%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider: 100%
fun fact: internal bleeding is normal because that's where blood is supposed to be
oh thx god my friend is internal bleeding
edit: he say hes in pain
edit 2: he say to call the medic
hes dead
Extineral
6:55 “that dog is probably dead” me: *uncontrollable genuine laughter*
Well, on earth, time passes even slower than one second per second. Of course, we don't notice the slow down.
After much calculating and investigation, I have concluded that we travel at an average of 1,000 milliseconds per second.
robin i did some measurements and it seems while most of us move at about 1 second per second you can actually change this rate by going REALLY fast
“Grab the nearest book, open to page 69 and read the seventh word, that is how you die.”
My book: a
When you realize the video title is r/Technicallythetruth but the video intro says r/whoosh
But you still don't get why the video and title don't match, so in a way it's r/whoosh.
Then you realize that in reality, the video itself is r/Technicallythetruth so the title is technically, the truth.
7:00 I have seen 3 readers read that and ALL of them were confused about wised
Fun fact: You will enjoy watching video
Another fun fact connected to this: this isn’t a technical truth, it is an actual truth
Only if it's true though.
As a certified school student I can confirm that we move through time 1 second a second
When I opened the nearest book to page 69,the seventh line was:
“Your blood was shed for all”
I freezed for about 30 seconds
Yeah, we found out that whole sacrifice for our sins thing... turns out one life doesn't cancel out all human sin for thousand of yeas.
I got "There's nothing between his ears but sand." Good thing I'm a woman haha 👀🤞
I got she broke into tears
Froze. It's froze, not freezed. Why don't people use the grammar they learned in school? You didn't go to school for nothing.
@@iamxpresso8346 What does it matter? They conveyed their point so communication wasn't hindered
9:50 if you like to eat ice cubes, you might have an iron deficiency
6:19 and that’s why I love Colorado
Lol I knew I wasn't the only one 😂
Someone: Grab the nearest book, flip to page 69 and read the 7th word. That is how you die. What's the reason for death?
Me: *the.*
The difference between ak-47 and ak-74
The ak-47 is spelled A-K-4-7
and ak-74 is spelled A-K-7-4
EDIT: 1:21 i heard a discord ping
3:13 I grabbed "Dry" by Neal and Jarrod Shusterman, and it was genuinely "survival"
"You can't spell hero without 'her'."
Feminists: : D
"You can't spell her without 'he'."
Feminists: : 0
you cant spell 'he' without e
@@67niilo can't spell "e" without -
... vocal cords.
@@cross6487 *...Without The Guy That Invented Aphabet.*
9:15
That's the first time EVER that I spit out my drink while reading a joke.
3:07
I did this and my cause of death is "the"
I got “and”
Harry potter and the deadly hallows also said the
Update: did it again with a different book and the result was "the"
I got Betray :)
Mine is "Austria"
"Dont say it. Ill cry"
Sooooo robin will be sobbin
"Aka" is also known as "Also known as", aka; "Aka".
aka aka aka
@@6Alexis8 That just sounds like an evil cackle.
To answer Robin’s question. The family has 25 mangoes and Robin remains mangoless
Funner fact : Robin thinks The Rock is VIn Diesel
3:08
I went through three books, and I got
'Finally, Sometimes, and This'
'This' is the best one because it would mean the post killed me.
I hate how the intro said this was r/Wooosh, even though this is r/TechnicallyTheTruth.
6:27 MY MOM WAS WALKING BY MY COMPUTER AND WHEN SHE SAW THIS SHE SPIT HER WATER OUT ALL OVER ME AND I BLAME YOU, EMKAY
This shit is GREAT
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@@EEEEEEEE E
@E E
I feel like r/technicallythetruth is slowly making robin die inside.
0:18 I'm sure I'll end up on r/whoosh for this, but what is he referring to? I know there's a joke he probably made, but I don't get it. That, or he's telling us not to bully him for something I'm unaware of. Whatever it is, enjoy the free r/whoosh material, and please let me know what he's referring to. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, Robin introduces himself, and then says, "Don't say it, I'll cry, don't say it," or something along those lines.)
I think there's a top comment on another video that says something something "It's Robin, start Throbbin'"
Let me talk in a language u understand robin: *tschirp tschirp*
So is it r/techicallythetruth or r/whooosh?
Title: r/TTT
0:10 r/woosh
Robin: How’s it going ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to EmKay! I’m your host, Robin… (don’t say it, I swear to god, I’ll cry),and today we’re going to be looking at r/technicallythetruth
I lost some sleep thinking about it *:(*
Also, 1:20 I heard that discord notification
Very poggers videos as always, keep it up!
Nobody:
The intro:
R/woooosh
0:13 ah yes it is r/woosh
You clearly didn't get the joke
r/woooosh
8:26
Sudden Peter Griffin 0_0
"I'm your host Robin, i swear to god don't say it, i will cry"
...BOBIN!
“And I’m throbbin”
-Robin
3:49 updoot when does the narwal bacon
"Read the seventh word; that is how you die"
Okay so I will die because *t h a t*
Robin: Comment section, I am once again asking for your mathematic support
I apparently will die from “sitting”
yknow, that post about quicksand had a pfp of hooty from the owl house. multiple times i've seen owl house and other cartoons become relevant in emkay videos (one even had robin ranting about how toh got cancelled), and it makes me happy every time. :)
One second is one second I can confirm!
3:06 Just tried that, my way of dying is "equation". The sentence it was a part of was "Prove, that if b = 4a/5 and a > 0, then the equation is true"
-15 mangoes left for the family. And after I forcibly remove 30 of your mangoes from you, you are left with 10 and I have 30. I am the mango master, and I have won.
"i cant believe someone rubbed on off in the elevator" *gives the mic to peter griffin*
@2:56, the correct, non-dangling participle sentence is: "And with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"
Answering the math call:
-15, yes, shut tf up.
If Princess Bubblegum and Jake stood side by side and held a slice of bread on opposite sides if their heads they'd be a PB&J Sandwich.
For "glass half full vs half empty" it depends on the starting point. If it has been filled halfway then it's half full, if it was full and emptied out it's half empty. Without knowing the starting point then it's safest to say that it's "at half" or "half capacity"
My one in a million is seeing one of my friends at the customs line at an airport about 5 thousand miles away from where I live. We were right next to each other.
25 mangoes and one dead child. Math takes sacrifices. But do not look back on Timmy. He wanted this. He wanted us to have 25 mangoes...
The saying "nothing is impossible" is true because nothing means not containing something, but nothing IS something and therefore is not nothing.
6:44 there's technically two truths here, as every American would suddenly have an decreased weight measurement. For example, a 180lb person would now only weigh 81kg.
when i read "girls are like strawberries" i was waiting for it to say "they're sometimes in my refrigerator" ngl
'Technically the truth is mainly dad jokes'
Um, yes, that's... why I'm here
Nobody:
Me: r/whoosh? Wait did I watch the wrong video? oh wait I did not.
I have ADHD wtf
I thought the same exact thing. And yes, I have ADHD too