Taylor Tomlinson Exposes a Burrito Shrinkage Crisis
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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson explores Chipotle's mysteriously shrinking portions. Later, Taylor Tomlinson welcomes Jack McBrayer, Jackie Tohn, and Alex Edelman into the group chat! They talk about a little boy with a whole lot to do today and communicating with guinea pigs.
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OKAY BUT SHES SO PRETTY WITH THIS HAIRSTYLE???
Right?!
I know a lot of people have already said this, but LOVE Taylor's monologue at the beginning.
Adding a monologue is a good idea, Taylor is a great stand-up artist and a laughing into is a nice way to start the show 👍🏻
this new hair though!
Gorgeous highlights
And that outfit is .....
I was going to say dont start... but here we are... so lets keep going
The earrings are great too
That face though 🔥
Taylor is what we all need and what late night television has been missing.
If Taylor wasn't fine enough...then she goes and drops her hair😍
"most places that are 40 minutes from other places" is a great joke. funny and based
Best joke this episode for sure, maybe in the whole series so far?
More Taylor Tomlinson stand-up/crowdwork is the best thing to happen to an already great show.
Oh my! That new hairstyle is everything!!!
Love your hairstyle taylor Tomlinson
I missed Taylor and her ragtag of insane panelists. Looking great, bisexual queen! 💕💕
TAYLOR YOUR HAIR IS SOOOOOO PERFECT
looooove those curtain bangs mamaaa!
Love the new standup opening. Great fit. Tailor carries that shit
That noise as he goes on that quest to find the chicken was upsetting
Reminded me of a South Park episode
"Now you feel dumb for cheering for that, right?"
The master of crowdwork
I noticed Jim Cramer helping companies spin again, the show needs to do a spin master segment (“help Boeings ceo defend an engine falling off the plane”
Boeing fixed that problem, ask the two whistleblowers 🙈
The DC-10 in the year 2024.
thank god we’re back, a week without after midnight is a sad week
Lingerie and a blazer, only Taylor can pull off that look 😎
Love her outfit and hair style in this episode. She is such a cutie in most of her fashion trends.
I didn't understand the white gauze around her waist. Didi she just get out of surgery?
Maybe the gauze is some compromise the wardrobe department came to!? Assuming only the lingerie would be toooo risque
Who clicked on this video because Taylor's hair looked extra good?
That Guinea pig was saying "Leila, don't, thats your twin brother.."
Jack is always amazing and hilarious!!!!!
Someone in the makeup department was hitting tonight.
Don't miss Jack in "the odd squad" movie...star power!🎉
Love Taylor's new hair. Giggity.
Loving Taylor's look for this episode! ❤
She looking good today!
Alex really risked it all for that last 100 points he got. LOL. Well done.
great taylor giving me mommy issues with this entire look
Love Taylor's new "I'm Sabrina Carpenter" look!
Taylor looks amazing and they got rid of the awkward "introduce yourself" thing at the start! This show just keeps getting better and better
I like how you have the top with the suit like it really only works for you with your known standup style and makes you look unique.
Taylor's not the only girl to wear a suit without a shirt and plenty of them weren't comics.
@@r0bw00d She's like the clown from IT! Yay upvoting yourself!
@@r0bw00d Yeah both things can be true. Yeesh. You got brain worms?
You're there when you order it. If there's no chicken, that's on you. If you don't like the portions, speak up. Stop wasting your money on food-delivery apps and be present. 😂
Taylor looks SO beautiful ❤
Taylor is looking 🔥
#TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I'm glad #TaylorTomlinson is continuing to do the monologue before the show. And #TaylorTomlinson's hair and outfit all look amazing!
Yay! Monologue is good. More monologue.
She is so beautiful 😂😂😂
Didn't Chipotle just say last month that they were reducing portion sizes because of the price of meat? All this negative press and reviews was so worth that cost saving. 😐
Nice hair and outfit. The monologue portion is fine.
I am hooked this show super funny 😂😂😂😅. The host humor points 😂😂😂😂
Can we just talk about Taylor's hair? Fire. But is it just being worn down or is there something more INSIDIOUS? Like, is she kowtowing to BIG WIG and wearing hair pieces to make her hair look longer? Hmmm? #TaySlaysTheFlay #JustKiddingIdEvenLoveHerBald
#HashtagsThatWentJustALittleTooFar
Taylor looks beautiful!
The way you have changed your hair, you look a heck of a lot like Jennifer Lawrence.
I appreciate your humor and style
I got a sweetwater music ad during this video! I'm not against it, just documenting that as a musician of 20+ years this is the first ad from yt that actually makes sense to me
really enjoyed Alex's contributions here
Taylor really woke up chose to *Mother*
I am happy to see Alanis Morrisette gettin out there again.
"Chipotle at home"? Yeah, that's just called mexican food. If you make some stir fry at home, you wouldn't suddenly go "We have Panda Express at home!"
hair-down taylor?? I barely recognize her.
But in all seriousness, I LOVE her outfit!!!! and her hair!!
Okaaaaaaaay hair! I see you! you keep slaying like that and I'll have to call you Buffy.
My word Taylor looks amazing! Wow…. Side note, when I see a guy as spray-tanned as Jack I can’t help think if he’s tanned everywhere or if he looks like a tic-tac stuck onto a kit-kat
damn the hair looks AMAZING
E. Coli is- like, allergu season. No one's gonna cancel anyone over it
god i love this show
It’s about damn time
how does she just keep getting better looking
gil scott heron joke was chef's kiss
9:21 This episode is SO recent!
I watched this show on CBS last night, really fun!!
Free range Pomeranians?! Now, I want to go to LA to pick up a pup
I’m new here. Does Taylor have a new hairstyle?
Yes she does
well not to you
I thought the squeaky guinea pig was just beatboxing Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”
Impose away! Consistently getting a full flavor helping of sasstacular reality and from this lovely host, with no trouble finding the chicken mixed in.
Daughter likes Moes, so we go once, most weeks. I know when I see who’s making the burrito if it will be a bigger or smaller meal.
Good luck future generations😂😂😂
Everyone is talking about Taylor's hair and not about the BRA.
I almost always know what my cat is thinking. Typically, “Feed me,” “Pet me,” or “It’s time to take a nap.”
Can't decide what I think of her new look cuz Taylor just aint Taylor without her ponytail!
yasssss!
So fine❤
I think you all lost the occasion to say "That kid is the real Baby Boss!" 😅
Taylor… hair down??!! Finally!! Bc we all just super judge women!! 😤
Is that.......John Olivers doctor that has fallen off a surf board in the Alex Jones episode?
1:29 - 1:44 The state of the internet is just sad.
CostCo roasted chicken with plain rice, is supper affordable.
Heeeere's Badgey! (Definitely wouldn't want to introduce him with a reference to something Paramount owns or anything...)
LA number 1: Most Kansan's who ride the bus.
The bite rankings were listed by state, not city.
I nearly dropped my phone
I know the points don’t matter but what did they cut out between the chipotle segment and the dog biting segment ??
We quit Chipotle after the first eccoli bit, and the second and third just reinforced our decision. Sorry it was good while it lasted.
5:39 California, the most sports teams WITHOUT a major league championship.
She got those micro plastics directly from my...
Watch one of Colbert's "Meanwhile" sketches about micro plastics.
I can't wait for you to remove all of the unnecessary hard returns in your comment so that I can finish reading it.
@@r0bw00d Watch one of Colbert's "Meanwhile" sketches about micro plastics.
I'd I post a link, but chances are this comment would be deleted.
Who said Jack McBrayer has been alive forever?
Conan
How funny, I just bought a burrito yesterday, and the bag was about 20% empty.
Jackie Tohn: What you get if Courteney Cox & Rashida Jones had a baby.
Taylor…wow 😍🥵❤️🔥
Chipotle was never good and people didn't want to hear that before now. They had quality issues since they started.
Agreed. Qdoba's always been better... more options, more flavor, more consistent quality.
1. I like the new look, Taylor! It works for you!
2. So Taylor really is bisexual?
Yes she is :)
6:52 is that a baby Drew Carey???
Will Jack be starring as George in the upcoming, "Jetsons," live action?
Will you still love me in the morning, will ya will ya will ya?!
for those like me who dont live in the USA and have no idea of whats going on the thing is : There's a chain restaurant in the USA called chipotle, the food used to be bad because of a few reasons and now it's bad because of a different kind of reasons. At least that's what I get from the video.
I mean Chipotle tastes good 👍
OP sums it up well. And chipotle doesn’t taste good at all. Their food is overcooked, bland, dry garbage.
So you think that you're the only smart ignorant person? Oof.
Everything I know about Chipotle comes from the South Park episode about blood coming from your anus.
So Taylor is actually bisexual? I thought that was just a bit in her new special!
The chipotle near me doesn’t understand food allergies, religious meat restrictions, or vegetarianism. Last time I got sofritas there was chicken in it, enough to be noticeable and make me sick. But also I literally just finished eating there before watching this so I don’t learn clearly.
I'm friends with the brother of the founder of Chipotle, Steve Ells. To be clear, the guy in that video is *not* Steve Ells. Take from that what you will.
I dunno about Chipotle's chicken. Get the sofritas; it's spicy enough I used to have to take a break halfway through my meal to let my tongue cool down.
The portion sizes near me are fine but BRING BACK FREE GUAC. Prices went up 50% in the last 5 years and no guac?? I'll just go to Moe's, thanks.