Taylor Tomlinson’s Grandma Has a New Boyfriend
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Taylor Tomlinson calls out her annoyingly positive roommate and reveals what she doesn’t like about her grandmother’s new boyfriend.
Original airdate: March 10, 2016
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“Great Grandma Jean was a racist who never saw the ocean.”
Oh my god her delivery is flawless
"She just lasted a while" 😂
The sarcasm in her voice LOL that's what does it for me! She's awesome
but why is it funny? Nothing wrong with being racist
@@sublimeade, well that depends on where you live!
@@sublimeade ummm yes there is?
That Costco joke is sneaky hysterical. And she's not even using it as a punchline. So good
"she just lasted for a while" I can't stop laughing at that.
She's got a point.
indeed, that part was quite profound!
This woman is killing it. Her Netflix special was so good. I'd very surprised if she didn't land a show soon. Her physical follow-up is so good. The wedding bit she does with young brides is gold.
Don't look at them, look at me, I'M YOUR FUTURE.
@@adiposeNarnian I need a PROJECT! That was an amazing bit
I had to rewind that part about 5 times because I was laughing so hard. Some of her material is a little smug and mean, but the majority is hilarious!
@Paulo Soares That's your best? interesting
Agreed. She's one of the top 4 underrated comics working right now.
If I had a roommate who greeted me every morning saying "Namaste"
I'd eventually have to say "Nahh you must go"
buh bum tish!
I'm Indian and never wished 'namaste' to someone in morning, what's wrong with these white people
@@ayuramu3041 lol
@@ayuramu3041 they just use the stereotypical stuffs for making the show funnier
@@ayuramu3041 same dude , same
Taylor Tomlinson always looks so sweet and vanilla, but she’s a killer! If there is a Heisman award for comedy, she’s a contender.
Haha, that's like me--I appear innocent until I start speaking. 😁
Yeah, I red that half-blind and it was funny. 👏🏻
@@tmntaddict yeah, we should team up
Lmao
@@tmntaddict that's my friend in a nutshell, the things they say STILL surprised me lmao
Her jokes come like a machine gun. Set up , punchline rapid fire.
She's fast, but in my opinion, someone like Mitch Hedberg is the real joke machine gun. That dude says three jokes before figure out the first one
@@Greg-TC Mitch is a legend. And she got potentiasl to match even Mitch.
induhindus... yep- and I love that- 😊😁 😂😎💥👏👌🤙✌️👍
A gatling gun at that just mowing down that audience
Yeah she’s my new favorite rn
''You want points for not cheating on me''
Sums up my relationship status.
Sometimes I do this to my fiancee (okay it's been like twice and we've been together 9 years) and it's because I never ever get hit on and I have absolutely nobody else to tell.
I hope your relationship is similar, but when I mentioned it, it was more like "Hey I found $20 on the street!" kinda news.
Sounds like you're due for an upgrade.
@@dashferlev7848Every relationship is different.
So we're gonna just ignore the "Your a floating head that makes me snacks " line. HAHA
What's the meaning of floating head here?
@@RajeshChauhan-ms8be i’m assuming it’s a response to the grandma saying “i have a body too”
We.. we all saw and heard the same thing. No one's ignoring fucking anything
Hi jj
Kinda like her mom. "That lady used to make me snacks, now she's very still."
I've heard the "Girl at Starbucks gave me her number" joke maybe 20,000 times and I will always laugh. (Especially because she keeps changing it.)
Saw her live a couple days ago at a drive in show with Whitney Cummings. Great show
What kind of influencer are you? What creams are you selling?
A drive in show? That sounds awesome.
@@arisingtide4974 lol not one and none. I don't even own any creams
Jealous! I'll bet that was awesome
I remember doing things. Was at fun as it used to be? I hope I get to do something outside soon. Lol
My great grandmother hit 93, and her last words where: "I have had such a nice life". Funnily enough she was the youngest of the three. The oldest sister hit 98 but the most impressive one is the middle sister, she hit 112 and was (unlike most supercentenarians) not looking like a corpse. She was also the oldest person to ever live in our city. and altough our city isn't that big on a global standard it is still quite important historically (A very old and socialist city in a more conservative European country). She witnessed both world wars and that's quite sad though.
Budapest?
@@natalyamartirosyan No, Budapest is quite big, I'm from a city in Belgium, wich used to be quite big in the middle ages but currently is about 1/7th of Budapest's size
What a backhanded compliement "unlike mostsupercentenarians she didn't look like a corpse" 🤣🤣
@@alannahhurley386 but... have you seen some supercentrarians? There are people who look like a double grandma. These people surpassed great grandparent, they became giga grandparent.
@@Killerwale-hk4wy Belated congrats to her haha, 112 is no joke. I think the oldest person ever recorded was Jean at 121 from France?
Taylor’s last joke, about the Starbucks barista, seemed like the perfect rebuttal to Patrice O’Neal’s infamous joke about how women should “thank their man” for not cheating. Thanks Taylor! I needed to hear that after listening to Patrice’s joke.
I've never heard that joke and I don't need to.
There is a saying, a man is as faithful as his options. Keep that in mind.
@@malvoliosf lol what options do you have?
@@Person1865 Me? I’m single.
@@malvoliosf , then men have no self control? They’re drooling animals with no free will? You don’t think very highly of men
Taylor is absolutely hilarious. 3:57 SENT MEEEEE. The accuracy of it all.
She's got the whole package! Hilarious, smart and perfect timing!
And a solid 5 with a great personality
She is comedic perfection. Nails it every time
A floating head that makes me snacks... this woman is f'in' insane, bruh. 😅😅😅
bruh LOL Think that word was made up by a gay person
"you honored the most basic term of our agreement" lmao
"well this is an adventure!" was so passive aggressive.
"Cranberries, blueberries and almonds."
BASED
I love when the camera pans over the audience at the cheating joke at the end, and you can see so many people just totally uncomfortable. The one dude in the front looks like he's laughing to be polite, lmao. Fantastic set.
Absolutely one of the best new comedy talents to come up for a long time. Pure comedy gold
Taylor might be my new favorite comic. She needs an hour special ASAP.
Already on Netflix
Not only that, they gave her a TV show......
See what I did there?
Even though she’s not as established as others she is by far my favorite comedian
Yay new video!! Ugh I just want a friend like Taylor. Gotta love a direct, sarcastic and witty girl, her stand ups are great.
"Those are INGREDIENTS."
Yes. Ingredients to something that isn't going to taste that good either.
That just got a giant LOL from me. Should be in the routine!
Not true. Brown sugar, oats, eggs, bourbon, you can make a killer dessert with that.
@@Amaranthyne Nowhere in that dessert do I see any room for cranberries, blueberries, OR almonds.
@@matrixphijr Baked oatmeal with nuts and fruit. Absolutely killer 👌
well.. depends how you use them ...
she's one my favorite standup comedians, hope to see her live one day
She is a master at her craft. So professional... and so darn funny!
I love her and Whitney 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@noomade I think i got blocked, i seen her and whitney, i said nothing bad wtf.
@@BW-lb3vd Do you need a safe space? You said your peace someone didn't like it, move on.
With every Special, Whitney comes across like an Alien from another planet who watched Lifetime Direct-To-VHS Films.
3 minutes 30 seconds of new material, yet its still the joke that's been killing since 2 boyfriends and an engagement ago that's the closer and gets the applause break, with a new tag on though. Loving the evolution of Taylor, happening in front of us, and still keeping it a pro. Always get my click and always looking for those new 5 minute sets
it says "Original airdate: March 10, 2016"
@@3Silence Well good, cause the rest of the material was lukewarm at best. I'm glad it didn't make it to the special or her other sets
"You're a floating head that makes me snacks." Uhh... Seriously? Tomlinson is K I L L I N G it!!!!! Haven't been this excited about finding a new stand up that I love since discovering Burr 'bout 6-7 years ago. Absolutely fantastic...
Her impressions of the healthy roommate and the emotional girlfriend are hilarious
Honoured the most Basic term of agreement 😂😂😂
The pinchline to that last joke keeps getting funnier
Intellectual humor will never get old…..
@1:07 LMAOOOO blondie wasn't allowed in the limmo at prom
She’s only in her 20s? Her jokes are so wise and mature (about life). Most comedians don’t move on from from sex jokes until they are in their 40s.
I love Taylor Tomlinson!
DIBBBSSS
Love love love her too. She makes my dark intrusive thoughts funny!!
Same fam, she's hilarious!
that last joke has a couple more jokes at the end! she finish early for mercy ! she is a machine !
God I love the flow! It's so funny and so fast. I'm addicted.
0:52 caitlin reilly is the only person i've ever seen match the pure wasp mom energy that radiates from taylor's expression
A floating head that makes me snacks!
I'm weak! 🤣🤣🤣
2:01 that dude at the top right corner giving the death stare with no emotions lmao. His girlfriend clearly dragged him there
I've never heard of her, but I totally love her! Like, for real, she could be my best friend! Good skit girl!
Came, killed, left. Love this princess with a machete.
"Princess with a machete" is so apt. I'm stealing it.
The woman is an original creative genius.
@Starrjet
She Could Have A Great And Long Career As A Stand Up Comedian Based Upon The Videos I’ve Watched!
Precisely Because She’s So Creative and Original!
If She Can Make Every Person (From 12-70) Laugh Out Loud!
I’ve Laughed At The “I Quit Dating Losers! That Took A Minute! There’s No Rehab For That; Only Sponsors..”
1 Minute And The Next Minute I’m Laughing At The “Hermione” Impression (From The First Harry Potter Movie) Regarding The Phrase “Ex-Fiancé”.. I Happen to Be 60 Years Old And I Still Chuckle When I Watch Taylor! 😂
I said to my mum shes a floating head that makes my snacks. Now Im writting these lines from heavens.
You honored the most basic term of our agreement. Dead 😄
ok the last joke got me lol The Most Basic Agreement of Our Relationship SHOULD be a Taylor Swift song, she'd make a mint.
I hope someday I get to see her live! I almost didn't recognize her because she's not blonde here but DAMN SHE'S GORGEOUS AS A REDHEAD
OH DAMN! i thought it was just the lighting hahaha
This girl owns my heart 😌✨
I met her and she's not that cool in person
She killed it with these bits 😂😂😂😂
You honoured the most basic term of our agreement
Hahahaha
Just discovered her online. A great comedic talent. Lockdown suddenly better!
Taylor’s the best 😂
Sometimes you don’t really know you like a comic until you find yourself repeatedly going back to their stuff
She is the funniest comic Ive seen in A LONG time
That was only 4:28??! That was so jam packed with jokes! Super funny and amazing delivery.
🤣 IVE NEVER SEE THIS AND I LEGIT SAID 'Those are ingredients' BEFORE SHE DID
"you're a floating head that makes me snacks"
She's an amazing comedian!
2:01 dude in the back having the time of his life.
I love Taylor's honesty. She cuts through the bull and tells it like it is! 🥰
Her stage presence is on point!
My daughter in college is living this right now!!!Shared your clip,she's a fan now. Mustafa🤣🤣🤣 we ain't friends!!
Best young comedian out there. She can and does hang with the best of them.
I decoded the Great Pyramid and the Sphinx in my book, The 2026 Awakening
She is a machine! This woman is fantastically hilarious.
"no you don't"... too true.
😂😂😂😂😂 “adventure” lmaooo
She's such a natural, it's just amazing 😂❤️
Very clever how she spins old fashioned scenarios and makes them fresh and original
"Who hurt you?" -that's just it with tirelessly happy (acting) people. They've been through chemotherapy or their mom has, and they just don't have time for negativity.
It's lonely way out there on that end of the stick.
You will find these amazing people working in Oncology wards where they KNOW the patients have only so much time to live. You will be grateful they exist. And you will be in awe of how they cannot be broken.
i hope we dont confuse fighters with toxic positivity tho
I don't know how I didn't see this sooner. In a word; Hilarious.
She really is extremely funny.....She's killing it.
She is killing it with all that fresh material.
She's hilarious! Great set!
Her jokes are funny too.
I Sincerely Love the Bitter Taste of your Scournful Whip of Naming. I like the ways your Diaphragm Emotes!!!
I love her comedy so much !
She's amazing and hilarious 🤣😂🤣
Oh, crap. I just realized why I keep going to bed at 1 AM instead of 11. It's because I discovered Taylor Tomlinson. I guess I'll just keep being sleep-deprived. I mean, I'm not gonna stop watching, that's for sure.
How did the algorithms just start recommending her on my feeds?! I watch comedy skits all the time! She is hilarious! Somehow I am late to this party, but I can’t wait to checkout her Netflix special.
Taylor has the incisive wit and killer instinct to be mean and hurtful, but she chooses to be wholesome and considerate.
She is such a great comedian. Her material is really fresh and personable.
"you're a floating head that makes me snacks" good gosh
Totally lost it. She's hilarious!
"Are you threatening me, Frank?" lolol
Taylor is my spirit animal.
This is my personality in a nutshell… this is awesome
She is my favorite comedian ❤
Strong, smooth delivery and a rapid-fire set. She's good.
I just found out about taylor, damn she funny af. LOL im gonna keep my eye out for more content from this comedian
This is the perfect stand up crowd lol
I'm glad she's still doing stuff. Shes already great, but she has a place comedy history.
I really wanna see it happen.
She has a new special
If there's an award for comedians who land the most Netflix specials before they're even 30 then she'll probably clean house.
I think... hands down... the best current comic!
"Dude those are ingredients" fhfjfdkd
Never heard of this gal till today, she's fricken funny! Love it!
Tons of great material! I still need to get tickets to see you in person. A little unfriendly to your roommate, though, wonder if you’ll still be living there by the time I see you…
Every single thing she does is fucking hilarious 😂
4:05 That dude in the grey shirt is in PAIN.