Taylor Tomlinson On How To Not Go To Hell | Taylor Tomlinson: Look At You

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  • @annafantasia
    @annafantasia 2 роки тому +4637

    "I'm just renting it from the guy upstairs" deserved a WAY bigger laugh, I totally lost it, and the metaphor only got better from there

    • @jasonkrantz3643
      @jasonkrantz3643 2 роки тому +133

      100%. Tomlinson’s extended metaphors hang together so much more than they have a right to. It’s effing art.

    • @coolkumquats
      @coolkumquats 2 роки тому +115

      @@jasonkrantz3643 It's really amazing how she clearly puts a ton of work into finessing the script to make it perfect, but is able to give a flawlessly natural delivery that somehow sounds casual and off-the-cuff. She's very talented

    • @profet1385
      @profet1385 2 роки тому +13

      Not a native speaker and not raised religious either. I think I may be missing the metaphor, could you explain it to me please?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +14

      i wonder if the doorbell has a ring camera. sometimes i just stare at it wondering.

    • @jasonkrantz3643
      @jasonkrantz3643 2 роки тому

      @@profet1385 “The guy upstairs” is slang for God. “Flood the basement” in this context indicates female arousal. Many evangelical Christians have major hangups about sex, which is why she says that she will *not* get her security deposit back if she, uh, floods the basement. 😉

  • @MichaelSiegel14
    @MichaelSiegel14 2 роки тому +3568

    The thing that makes her show so good is that she's not just funny; she's a delight. I had a big smile on my face for both special because she's just so much fun to watch and listen to. The way she engaged with the audience is like spending an hour with a really funny friend.

    • @mog7501
      @mog7501 2 роки тому +54

      Yeah she's just really great. You can really enjoy the funny story telling, it's authentic, I'm happy I found this comedian

    • @opossum632
      @opossum632 2 роки тому

      Okay simp

    • @christoff124
      @christoff124 2 роки тому

      you should probably take a screen shot of her in the video. that way you can jack it without us having to hear about it.

    • @לולי-כ6ל
      @לולי-כ6ל 2 роки тому +11

      I love that comment

    • @Alitawc1
      @Alitawc1 2 роки тому +1

      Yes you completely right I said the same in a recent message myself exactly to the words she's such a delight to watch and I love the way she engages with the the audience as well she's for me a breath of fresh air because I love comedians but to see one so young and so funny so witty so quick so sarcastic and so perfect!!

  • @OfficialMattOBrienMusic
    @OfficialMattOBrienMusic 2 роки тому +4177

    It’s the boys in youth group yelling “WHY?!” That does it for me 😂😂😂

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 2 роки тому +126

      And she puts some extra distance bt her and the mic 😂 slays me every time

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 2 роки тому +105

      I love how angry the "why" comes out 🤣 That sums up growing up with testosterone.

    • @reedmayhew18
      @reedmayhew18 2 роки тому +21

      Me in youth group hearing that: "oh well" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @suneuf
      @suneuf 2 роки тому +17

      That one definitely cracked me up lmao

    • @brolymc9532
      @brolymc9532 2 роки тому +4

      pause.

  • @travisinthetrunk
    @travisinthetrunk 2 роки тому +3237

    I loved the “touch nothing but the lamp” line.

    • @chaoswitch1974
      @chaoswitch1974 2 роки тому +68

      It wasn't "lamb"? I love lamp...

    • @travisinthetrunk
      @travisinthetrunk 2 роки тому +238

      It was an Alladin reference.

    • @sr.chiqitibum8607
      @sr.chiqitibum8607 2 роки тому +29

      @@chaoswitch1974 Yeah, Netflix got it wrong in the subtitles (though not here on UA-cam). Great line.

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 2 роки тому +28

      That one took me like a half a second too long to really click to, lol

    • @jsb331
      @jsb331 2 роки тому +25

      I sat here alone and slow clapped. Good one, lmao.

  • @Tonytaylormusic
    @Tonytaylormusic 2 роки тому +1752

    She doesn’t hold back anymore, she was good before but now she will be a legend 🔥🔥🔥

    • @L.ysergicSD
      @L.ysergicSD 2 роки тому +3

      65k views

    • @stephaniejefferson6566
      @stephaniejefferson6566 2 роки тому +29

      I really think so, too! She’s taken the profession into next-level genius. Like the comedians who get the Mark Twain Award … she’s THAT caliber.

    • @babapambazuka2845
      @babapambazuka2845 2 роки тому +8

      She has definitely transcended the Millennial-specific humor I used to associate her with.

    • @trustaminerht5951
      @trustaminerht5951 Рік тому

      ​@@LegacyOfKain339 I love how that dude hasn't responded back to you, she fr is blowing up and I'm gonna say it because I am that person. I liked her before everyone else did and I love it! She is so funny!!!

  • @TheContrariann
    @TheContrariann 2 роки тому +4019

    “Doorbell 🛎 is the only thing that matters! Nobody COMES inside without TOUCHING the doorbell”
    - Taylor Tomlinson, 2022
    True Story !

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому +22

      Yes, we all watched it.
      And it’s “Tomlinson.”

    • @bigfoottroisiemepartielave1759
      @bigfoottroisiemepartielave1759 2 роки тому +7

      @@calisongbird No, it is actually Tomilinson.
      You're thinking of another comedian.

    • @b_mann3702
      @b_mann3702 2 роки тому +12

      Ding Dong...

    • @WilliamEnclosure
      @WilliamEnclosure 2 роки тому +4

      That's A BAR!

    • @TheContrariann
      @TheContrariann 2 роки тому +26

      This just reminded me of Monica's "2,3,2.. 7, 7, 7 HEAVEN!!" scene from friends..
      When the girls are explaining Chandler the 7 Erogenous Zones 🤣

  • @miscellaneousstuff2901
    @miscellaneousstuff2901 2 роки тому +410

    Taylor is the master of extended metaphor.

  • @SpanishLMMD
    @SpanishLMMD 2 роки тому +458

    "All my friends are like, you got to meditate, and I'm like, I think I do!" had me in stitches 😂

    • @profet1385
      @profet1385 2 роки тому +2

      What does she mean?

    • @patriarch7237
      @patriarch7237 2 роки тому +26

      @@profet1385 Because her mind goes completely blank when she has her "special time".

  • @tactrix1h
    @tactrix1h 2 роки тому +729

    She's so good at putting honesty, Disney, and double entendre's together.

  • @generallylevel-headed9671
    @generallylevel-headed9671 2 роки тому +695

    "If I flood the basement, I do NOT get my security deposit back."
    What was with the "ooohs" from the audience?? I was cackling 😂 and don’t get me started on that doorbell 💀

    • @StephanieTips
      @StephanieTips 2 роки тому +16

      they're from Boston 😅😂

    • @Tesselation
      @Tesselation 2 роки тому +17

      Took them too long to get it. That line was hilarious though!

    • @smartalek180
      @smartalek180 9 місяців тому +1

      @@StephanieTips "they're from Boston" -- Puritans, amirite or amirite?
      And don't even try with Salem...

    • @j0k1g
      @j0k1g 4 місяці тому +1

      I died at that too. Tylor's metaphors are amazing!

  • @hkr0065
    @hkr0065 2 роки тому +1091

    As someone who is ex-religious, this shit is on point 😂😂

    • @dmenace9483
      @dmenace9483 2 роки тому +60

      Fun fact, she actually got her start doing the Church circuit in comedy. She said a joke that crossed the line and they booted her.

    • @Moviebro
      @Moviebro 2 роки тому +35

      Well that just made me a bigger fan then I already was.

    • @mtaur4113
      @mtaur4113 2 роки тому +5

      @@dmenace9483 There was a subplot of the loosely-autobiographical-but-not-really series Crashing (by Pete Holmes) about this church comic stuff. That kinda makes sense with that context. Like a lot of sense actually.

    • @williamsmith6213
      @williamsmith6213 2 роки тому

      @@dmenace9483 Yeah well now she has her own special on Netflix. Jokes on those idiots

    • @skols64
      @skols64 2 роки тому +4

      heyooo same

  • @Qermaq
    @Qermaq 2 роки тому +626

    She's a pro at being a little raunchy but still seeming wholesome.

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 2 роки тому +15

      That's weirdly accurate.

    • @Fettclone1
      @Fettclone1 2 роки тому +13

      The old dirty-clean.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +57

      its that round wholesome face.

    • @modestproposal9114
      @modestproposal9114 2 роки тому +1

      @@markmac2206 ...that makes men want to make a life with her

    • @andrewweitzman4006
      @andrewweitzman4006 Рік тому +23

      Not just raunchy, but ultraviolet dark comedy at times. She's come up in my algorithm for some reason, and a lot of the clips have humour in them that is whiplash between how casually funny they are while being black humour at its finest.

  • @KxNOxUTA
    @KxNOxUTA 2 роки тому +283

    Honestly I'm so glad we're talking about female sexuality in the very best ways now and in the area of commedy, too! It's just wholesome to see that kind of normalisation. Thank you for survivig all of the ongoing mess to be where you are now, cause it makes quite a difference.

  • @matthewfernandez2698
    @matthewfernandez2698 Рік тому +39

    In my opinion this is her finest bit I've ever seen. I genuinely believe she's a comedic genius; everything from 1:42, "Touch nothing but the lamp", "flood the basement get security deposit" and the doorbell. She is not only funny but a GENIUS in using verbal metaphor.

  • @Timothymukansi
    @Timothymukansi 9 місяців тому +18

    Taylor's evolution as a comic has been insane. She's arguably the best in the industry right now.

  • @tticusFinch
    @tticusFinch 2 роки тому +543

    As someone who has had a religious upbringing and still doesn't touch the doorbell, I loved Taylor's jokes. She accurately represented Christian beliefs and reasoning (which is already so much better than a lot of the comedians out there) while still delivering great comedy.

    • @Subin_Roy
      @Subin_Roy 2 роки тому +59

      As a Christian who tries to understand exactly what the Bible teaches, it disgusts me to see heavy burdens such as these, placed on us.
      The way the definition of lust is abused is just mind boggling.
      I hope the truth sets you free.

    • @Subin_Roy
      @Subin_Roy 2 роки тому +25

      @Cardboard Cape Well people define lust from; thinking "wow, she's a beauty", to actively planning on how to have sex with the woman unlawfully(biblically speaking). The latter is lust. The former isn't.
      Even imagining what it would be like to have sex with a person isn't wrong as long as you wouldn't actually do it unlawfully.
      The proper definition of lust is given by Paul as basically coveting(desiring to possess, typically unlawfully, what is not yours) in Romans 7:7.

    • @A68061
      @A68061 2 роки тому +39

      @Cardboard Cape my church most DEFINITELY did! You can’t think about sex which includes being “attracted” to someone. And you HAVE NO PRIVACY. God knows all your thoughts. Thinking of sin is sinful- is how they phrase it, and it’s HORRIBLE. I blame my religious upbringing for my anxiety & sexual aversion. It made me “weird” like Taylor said. Sucks.

    • @z483gk
      @z483gk 2 роки тому

      @@A68061 I think religion is trying replace basic education and upbringing. It seems like they tried to solve a problem, that no matter what you tell to teenager, no matter what he tells you, you can't read his thoughts. And he can lie to you and do whatever he wants. So they made a rule, that god knows all your thoughts. So you wouldn't even think about things that elders don't want you to think. It really solves the problem usually, but aftereffects are anxiety and bad social skills. Elders don't care about that, as long as you did what they want while you were young, so they expect you to be the person they wanted you to be. They don't go through things that you will go through, like anxiety, low self-esteem, depression and etc. So, as adult, you constantly try to fight with those things, go to therapy, take pills and so on. You understand now, that there's no god, that always looks after you, it was just the method to affect you. But now you forced to fight with it till the gray hair.
      It is fucked up system, that has good intensions, but horrible aftereffects.

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 Рік тому +3

      @@Subin_Roy Wait WHAT?! That's lust? That's it? Time to go read my bible ig

  • @Stray..
    @Stray.. 2 роки тому +659

    I’m right with her on the religious upbringing. I wasn’t able to hold out until adulthood though, I knew all about the “doorbell” long before then! I look forward to her being a household name. She is one of the smartest comedians around right now.

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому +2

      She already is a household name as you can tell. Smart girl.

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. 2 роки тому +10

      @@kennymos9007 I’m talking about the levels of Wanda Sykes etc. She is just as funny.

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому +3

      @@Stray.. haven't heard much Wanda but the one bit I heard of hers was pretty good. Super good.

    • @cerenk498
      @cerenk498 2 роки тому

      What is door bell?

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому +1

      @@cerenk498 a door bell is this button you press at a house entrance so they know a guest has arrived, but she means the clitoris.

  • @ninjacoffeebunny4659
    @ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 роки тому +211

    My church taught that the naughty thing for girls was anything "entering the door". Lucky for us gals you can just keep ringing the doorbell and leave and your personal wellness visit is accomplished just the same.

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon 2 роки тому +19

      Now I've got Garfunkel and Oates' "Loophole" on my mind.

    • @ninjacoffeebunny4659
      @ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 роки тому +11

      @@clawsoon Lol love that. I once had to take down a tiktok with that song because a guy friend who dueted with me couldn't... Ahem, "perform" with his girlfriend for a good while; he was actually getting "frustrated" it wasn't me. Apparently, it's a dangerous song 🤣
      P.S. I've put it back up since because I realized it was his problem more than mine 🤣

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon 2 роки тому +4

      @@ninjacoffeebunny4659 Sounds like you've managed to make your life plenty interesting despite church, lol...

    • @ninjacoffeebunny4659
      @ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 роки тому +4

      @@clawsoon lol, indeed!!!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +10

      how does the church feel about the back door? or the little door upstairs?

  • @Mastikator
    @Mastikator 2 роки тому +187

    "nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell"
    That's what they should be teaching

  • @TonyTylerDraws
    @TonyTylerDraws 2 роки тому +58

    I don't think I've ever seen a bad set from her. Years ago she was good and she just keeps getting better. She knows her audience, she has the delivery down tight, and her subject matter is specific but also relatable.

  • @okmega22
    @okmega22 2 роки тому +1859

    The "I'm just renting this from the guy upstairs" is horrifyingly insightful about the indoctrination the church puts people through

    • @jimmiller5600
      @jimmiller5600 2 роки тому +69

      Hey, those franchises dreamed up Heaven and when that wasn't enough to fill the coffers they created Hell. Seriously good marketing departments.

    • @Born_Yashish
      @Born_Yashish 2 роки тому +27

      Unless it turns out to be true. In that case, it's just insightful.

    • @jimmiller5600
      @jimmiller5600 2 роки тому +79

      @@Born_Yashish Great sales pitch ya got there. Only costs 10% of your income? Sweet.

    • @Virvepaulina
      @Virvepaulina 2 роки тому +2

      That's true!!

    • @walkinginfavor4383
      @walkinginfavor4383 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao....

  • @juliawitecka889
    @juliawitecka889 2 роки тому +98

    As someone who grew up Catholic (with fairly relaxed parents, but ones that always reminded me of my background), I felt so validated and laughed so much 😂😭 it was a wonderful experience!!! Thank you Taylor ❤️

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 2 роки тому +94

    I'm so happy for her! She has worked so hard to get here. She deserves every bit of success

  • @RyzNytch
    @RyzNytch Рік тому +18

    2:40 “Touch nothing but the lamp” absolutely SENT ME 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessessempijja
    @jessessempijja 2 роки тому +194

    Taylor Tomlinson just preached a whooole sermon🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @TassieDinkum90
    @TassieDinkum90 10 місяців тому +17

    The ONE benefit of my religious upbringing is retaining biblical knowledge that comes in handy at pub quizzes.

  • @belenlg5978
    @belenlg5978 2 роки тому +247

    I chuckled a bit with her special, but mostly I was impressed at her openness on very hard memories. You could tell it was honest and personal, and I dont mean just this bit but on her mum and mental health struggles

    • @stela9046
      @stela9046 2 роки тому +2

      What did she say about her mum? I saw the special I just can't recall what you're referencing.

    • @raquelmarcalsantos
      @raquelmarcalsantos 2 роки тому +1

      @@stela9046 her mom’s death? Are you sure you watched it? She has two specials…

    • @stela9046
      @stela9046 2 роки тому +2

      @@raquelmarcalsantos yes I haven't watched in a while but I saw both her specials. Now I can recall this but still can't recall the jokes. I'll have to watch it again!

    • @raquelmarcalsantos
      @raquelmarcalsantos 2 роки тому +2

      @@stela9046 it’s worth it hahaha

  • @Chuulip
    @Chuulip 2 роки тому +105

    You know you're a genius comedian when half the audience isn't smart enough for half the lines. She deserved way more laughs! This is brilliant!

  • @SteveSmith-os5bs
    @SteveSmith-os5bs 2 роки тому +98

    Having left religion at age 59, I was surprised to see how much less stressful life is. I don't have to worry about the things we do that just makes us human and I don't have be judgmental about others. It's great I wish I had known about this in my twenties.

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla Рік тому +1

      Sorry it took you so long. Were you raised in Christianity?

    • @SteveSmith-os5bs
      @SteveSmith-os5bs Рік тому +2

      @@TheKillahKyla yes

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered Рік тому +1

      Well that's definitely an interesting story. Most people either lose it young or stay cemented in it for the rest of their lives.
      But to leave it at 59 is different. Can you do quick synopsis on how that happened?

    • @SteveSmith-os5bs
      @SteveSmith-os5bs Рік тому +13

      @writerconsidered I was raised LDS. I went on a 2 mission at 19, I was married in the Temple, and I was an amateur historian, like most Mormons, the church was the center of my life. At age 50, I took a deep dive into the rabbit hole that was LDS church. I also did a lot of study into Biblical history. So long story, short, I'm done, I am a lot happier being an agnostic.

    • @mimafigueroa9022
      @mimafigueroa9022 Рік тому +1

      Sorry, but one day you will see that you were in the right place. I know it will be late and so much stressful for you. With all respect.

  • @johnvelas70
    @johnvelas70 2 роки тому +77

    Catholic grade school til the 8th grade. I can confirm her lecture on what "the" sin is.
    Also fun fact, 2 kids asked for absolution right then & there in the cafeteria.

  • @rebeccajackson4984
    @rebeccajackson4984 2 роки тому +9

    It was the double meaning of "flooding the basement" for me. 🤣👌

  • @Kiwi-lime
    @Kiwi-lime 8 місяців тому +3

    “Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell” was hilarious

  • @nicolelv1477
    @nicolelv1477 2 роки тому +10

    Her make up is always on point…love her face it glows!!!

  • @FeartheCyr611
    @FeartheCyr611 2 роки тому +6

    "I will back up"
    Physically backs up!

  • @richgreen5499
    @richgreen5499 Рік тому +18

    Hooked on Taylor: timing, pauses, stories, transitions, facial expressions, body language. All the things that I want to learn/do in my purely amateur routines. What's interesting is that her humor and laugh lines are very different than those of the "Boomer" generation. I'll be fine, thank you, as long as I never, ever say: "When I was your age ..... " Rock on Taylor!

  • @user-rz8lg7sp4t
    @user-rz8lg7sp4t 2 роки тому +9

    "Touch nothing but the lamp." Had me 😂😆😂

  • @angelmatos9143
    @angelmatos9143 2 роки тому +56

    Honesty makes the best comedy 🎭

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому

      Nothing destroys something like laughter.

  • @Mackinstyle
    @Mackinstyle Рік тому +5

    This whole set deserved far more laughs. Taylor is going to be HUGE. One of those comedians who comes by once in a generation.

  • @sunnytoppo7466
    @sunnytoppo7466 2 роки тому +15

    Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That was fcuking lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @axylick
    @axylick 2 роки тому +61

    "That's his move."
    "Is this your move?"
    The two somehow add up

  • @AlvinLeowProperty
    @AlvinLeowProperty 2 роки тому +40

    This is the best of her jokes... Laughing non stop...

  • @TheUnkindness
    @TheUnkindness 2 роки тому +41

    ''That joke makes it sound like I resent my religious upbringing. And I do, so I NAILED it.''
    What a great pun that seems to have flown over everybody's head

    • @lindamorris7332
      @lindamorris7332 Рік тому +1

      TOTALLY CRACKED ME UP!!!!

    • @hejimony
      @hejimony Рік тому +5

      @@lindamorris7332 even her jokes have their own jokes.

  • @ShikiPirs
    @ShikiPirs 2 роки тому +44

    Touch nothing but the lamp, I needed to watch it 3 times before I understood that's what Jafar said to Aladdin, haha

    • @xshadowolf2
      @xshadowolf2 2 роки тому +16

      Right before going into the cave of wonders no less

    • @cherkovision
      @cherkovision 2 роки тому +2

      Actually it was the Cave of Wonders itself, not Jafar, who said it.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 8 місяців тому +2

    So brilliant! Marvelous! ❤

  • @Cvfdsx
    @Cvfdsx Рік тому +7

    Her control over her bodylaguish and facialexpressions is pure genius😂😂😂 I go across Europe to see her next tour😍

  • @LizAya22
    @LizAya22 11 місяців тому +2

    God it’s not just the jokes. It’s the personality and just the refreshing nature she gives off. The boys “WHY” to the metaphor of the house and her body to the INCREDIBLY WELL TIMED pauses and changes in her tone. She is hands down the best comedian out there right now. Always makes me just rewatch the video out of pure joy and laughter.
    P.S her analogies are NEXT level.
    Love Taylor so much! (Not swift)

  • @gabrielcalouro3136
    @gabrielcalouro3136 2 роки тому +29

    She’s gotten so much funnier. It’s so great to see comedians evolve.

  • @PlzPr3sspl4y
    @PlzPr3sspl4y 2 роки тому +108

    This wonderful woman hits it out-of-the-park every time. If you don't find this humorous, you probably lack intelligence and/or a sense of humor. Keep em' coming Taylor. Great work!

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @sandman5973
      @sandman5973 2 роки тому +1

      No one said she’s not funny?

    • @woooooooo9061
      @woooooooo9061 2 роки тому +4

      Lacks intelligence? It's hardly rocket science ffs. But funny? It is not.

    • @kennymos9007
      @kennymos9007 2 роки тому +5

      @@woooooooo9061 lol

    • @PlzPr3sspl4y
      @PlzPr3sspl4y 2 роки тому +1

      @@sandman5973 Read through the comments section.

  • @lullabysmokes7162
    @lullabysmokes7162 2 роки тому +7

    And we were like "For Sure For Sure" Fucken hilarious ...

  • @jesssayin5986
    @jesssayin5986 Рік тому +2

    Clever and funny. It's the "touch nothing but the lamp" for me.

  • @StevesAfan
    @StevesAfan 2 роки тому +5

    What an insightful woman! Wow, I really love her capturing the truth of what she sees in life.

  • @katesclabassi3857
    @katesclabassi3857 2 роки тому +7

    Why is her "no lust, touch nothing but the lamp" exactly what my religious school inadvertently taught me too 😂

  • @Perissh1
    @Perissh1 2 роки тому +13

    "Nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell" 😂😂

    • @Whatarenargles
      @Whatarenargles Рік тому +2

      What does it mean? Consent?

    • @OmegaII
      @OmegaII 8 місяців тому +1

      @@WhatarenarglesI am going with you are genuinely asking. So door bell = Clitoris

    • @Whatarenargles
      @Whatarenargles 8 місяців тому

      @@OmegaII appreciate it, thanks!

  • @Wanderingartemis
    @Wanderingartemis Рік тому +2

    Comparing church to a frat house is both a hilarious read and the most painfully accurate description I've ever heard.

  • @christopherjamesboudoir
    @christopherjamesboudoir 2 роки тому +30

    Oh my jeebus that is fucking great. I died at the "touch nothing but the lamp" line and thought it couldn't get any better. Then she comes with the knockout punch with the "doorbell"!

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 9 місяців тому +1

    "Touch nothing but the lamp" made me laugh out loud and also completely rethink my times watching Aladdin😂

  • @tamstastylife8149
    @tamstastylife8149 2 роки тому +5

    Yes she’s not only funny but I just love her happy gorgeous face to look at too

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 8 місяців тому +2

    This is SO smart and great and funny!🎉

  • @StevenBanks123
    @StevenBanks123 2 роки тому +27

    Some very sharp writing here.

    • @bw6138
      @bw6138 2 роки тому +2

      Ouch, I cut myself. That writing was too "sharp".

  • @MicroMidas
    @MicroMidas Рік тому +2

    😂 She's _so_ funny! And her delivery is always *on point!*

  • @LL-dl4df
    @LL-dl4df 2 роки тому +12

    im so dead from this!! the girl looks like someone you want to be friends with.
    and I am glad people with nice cheeks are finally represented! she looks like my sister LOL

  • @mitchellclark4377
    @mitchellclark4377 Рік тому +1

    Her extended analogies are my favourite thing about her comedy. Simply golden.

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 2 роки тому +4

    Her metaphors are just amazing.

  • @davidlucey1311
    @davidlucey1311 Рік тому +3

    I was raised a staunch Irish Catholic… my therapist drives a Porsche. Draw your own conclusions.

  • @GarthDixson
    @GarthDixson Рік тому +4

    Personally, "If I flood the basement I don't get my security deposit back" was the best line. Best comedy writer and so young.

  • @karakarabonita
    @karakarabonita Рік тому +5

    I swear Taylor Tomlinson is one of the smartest comedians of the modern era

  • @ShikiPirs
    @ShikiPirs 2 роки тому +7

    omg, her metaphors are just ANOTHER LEVEL) DOOR BELL you guys)

  • @jamesalexander5025
    @jamesalexander5025 2 роки тому +134

    This is just so smart and so funny that I can’t help but be impressed and laugh. Signed, a Christian Minister 😂

    • @L.ysergicSD
      @L.ysergicSD 2 роки тому +12

      "Signed, a brainwashed soul"

    • @natiaron8617
      @natiaron8617 2 роки тому +37

      @@L.ysergicSD it's nice to see a Christian minister who is based enough to enjoy the comedic aspect.

    • @L.ysergicSD
      @L.ysergicSD 2 роки тому

      @@natiaron8617 women aren't funny

    • @a.a9021
      @a.a9021 2 роки тому +29

      @@L.ysergicSD Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

    • @basstt5615
      @basstt5615 2 роки тому +3

      @@L.ysergicSD when your just like the people you try to criticize

  • @jenniferholmes9718
    @jenniferholmes9718 2 роки тому +8

    That’s hilarious! This was so good. She’s such a great comedian

  • @LucumLuftra
    @LucumLuftra 2 роки тому +5

    nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell is a great line

  • @guilhermeluvuisa1940
    @guilhermeluvuisa1940 2 роки тому +30

    My favorite one was, "nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell"

  • @theresaandrade8261
    @theresaandrade8261 Рік тому +1

    Her analogies are so witty and hilarious. I love her comedy so much.

  • @tritone11
    @tritone11 2 роки тому +8

    Taylor T. went from “meh” to “absolutely epic” in my book.
    She is so free now, it’s awesome.

  • @LanaKennedy121
    @LanaKennedy121 2 місяці тому +1

    Was that an Aladdin quote I heard?
    “Touch nothing but the lamp”
    When Jafar send la Aladdin into the cave of wonders 😂

  • @rtc3
    @rtc3 2 роки тому +9

    The clip ends too quick, "nobody comes inside without touching the doorbell" is such a good payoff.

  • @calico27
    @calico27 11 місяців тому +2

    The metaphors in this were all top class!

  • @bigdaddyjoe2819
    @bigdaddyjoe2819 2 роки тому +14

    Loved the whole special!!! Can't wait for the next one!!!

  • @geenadarling
    @geenadarling 2 роки тому +2

    SHE SAID TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spmartin
    @spmartin 2 роки тому +6

    Who agrees with me that Taylor has the best material most stellar delivery of any new comic in years? I’ve laughed out loud so many times listening to her, I was actually surprised!

  • @Fergit_
    @Fergit_ Рік тому +1

    of all the comedians in the world, this is one of them.

  • @cyasmiles4613
    @cyasmiles4613 Рік тому +6

    She had made my path to healing an absolute joy at times.

  • @roseconlon6773
    @roseconlon6773 2 роки тому +2

    “Thank god for the freebie and have an awesome day” fucking DESTROYED ME 🤣

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 2 роки тому +14

    Taylor has Carlin-levels of potential, I'm keeping an eye out for sure! Much love from The Netherlands!

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind 9 місяців тому +1

    "That joke makes it sound like I resent my religious upbringing... and I do. So I nailed it."

  • @punishmentforall
    @punishmentforall 2 роки тому +4

    Very clever piece - she's a great talent and at the beginning of a long and illustrious career.

  • @jrdnaris9447
    @jrdnaris9447 Рік тому +1

    She’s making her way to being my favorite comedian

  • @SonGoku56245
    @SonGoku56245 2 роки тому +7

    She is incredibly brilliant and funny.

  • @SevenDaysToNoon
    @SevenDaysToNoon 2 роки тому +2

    Her material is excellent and the delivery is spot on!

  • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
    @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 2 роки тому +3

    That house allegory was amazing!

  • @eilsmile8732
    @eilsmile8732 3 місяці тому +1

    Her facial expressions says a whole lot!!!!!!!😅

  • @NataliiaDyshko
    @NataliiaDyshko 2 роки тому +6

    Damn! My day was trash and she made it so much better! Very true about the doorbell

  • @reidrepairs5837
    @reidrepairs5837 7 місяців тому

    You are hysterical!!!! You had me rolling with laughter almost immediately. I found you fresh, open and could relate to your humor in unimaginable ways. Hope to see you perform in person some day.

  • @brindlebriar
    @brindlebriar 2 роки тому +53

    This wasn't the usual lame comedian anti-religion rant that I expected. This one actually had punch-lines, and they were clever.

  • @thechippedtoothsurfercts528
    @thechippedtoothsurfercts528 2 роки тому +1

    On my life the next advert that came up on UA-cam was for Ring Doorbells. I nearly died 😂

  • @freddybenelli9100
    @freddybenelli9100 2 роки тому +10

    I mean I knew she was funny, but this material is so polished you can see your reflection. Great bit.

  • @alanlight7740
    @alanlight7740 Рік тому +1

    The churches I attended not only taught us boys that thinking impure thoughts was a serious sin, but in one "sex ed" session we were told that it was a sin far worse than murder, and besides girls weren't interested in that sort of thing anyway so we should just leave them alone unless we wanted to condemn both ourselves and them to hell. In fact, the "sex ed" we got didn't actually give us a single bit of information about sex, it was just a session to tell us never to think about sex, much less act on it.
    Then a few years later the people in the church were all like, "What's wrong with you? Why aren't you chasing girls? Are you gay?"
    There are many fine principles in religious doctrine, and then there's the way these principles are mistaught in most churches - and the difference is like night and day.

  • @mattnicholas9842
    @mattnicholas9842 2 роки тому +6

    Very talented, ace delivery, great timing, great expression. Polished performances, this lady really is going from strength to strength.

  • @adrianprepelita8683
    @adrianprepelita8683 Рік тому +2

    This is not just comedy, this is claver comedy!

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner 2 роки тому +10

    Tight metaphors Taylor, well done

  • @SpicyMayoVegas
    @SpicyMayoVegas 11 місяців тому +1

    Classic. Earned the Ribs and Cheeks hurting from laughter the good ol’ fashioned way. ❤️‍🩹
    🧸📸❤️‍🩹