The 7 Most Clearly Drug-Fueled Celebrity Appearances - The Spit Take

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  • @MagusMarquillin
    @MagusMarquillin 8 років тому +152

    To be fair to Danny Devito, there's other reasons why one would have to hold back the vomit while on "The View".

    • @es9758
      @es9758 3 роки тому +1

      LoL nothing like blowing chunks on the stupidest show EVER! LMAO 😆🍃

    • @drew-horst
      @drew-horst 2 роки тому +1

      Well played, Traveller

  • @infinity.1111
    @infinity.1111 7 років тому +361

    Ford was making fun of Conan because he called him a "flyer" instead of a pilot. lol

    • @alysiamaemyers9866
      @alysiamaemyers9866 5 років тому +12

      J H ohhh that makes so much more sense 😹😹

    • @rickburker
      @rickburker 5 років тому +14

      Still looked baked off his tits, though

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 3 роки тому

      @@rickburker I hope he refrains from this, when he's airborne. Being 'high', when you're that 'high in the sky'...

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 2 роки тому +1

      @@waynej2608 there's a lot of jokes about major airline pilots constantly being high on whatever to support some sort of pressure? lol the autopilot is the one actually flying XD.

  • @timespace.productions7513
    @timespace.productions7513 8 років тому +207

    One of Letterman's shticks was inviting drug-addled celebrities to the show, so he could play the sarcastic straight-man to their highly-entertaining antics, opinions, & diatribes. It wasn't an accident. It was part of the plan.

    • @TheMath1as
      @TheMath1as 6 років тому

      Casiok youll slip sooner or later.

    • @PRmoustache88
      @PRmoustache88 6 років тому +2

      Nothing like some MK Ultra humiliation. You're a bad boy, Dave. But you're the garbage man, whenever the big boys feel the heat.

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 6 років тому +1

      thesoundofsilence not everyone can’t control themselves

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 3 роки тому +5

      I remember when Jerry Garcia and Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead were on Letterman, in the 80s. They were both ripped on coke. And, seemed to be having a good time, esp Jerry. Weir blatently wiping his nose. It was really funny. Dave, as per usual, played his straight part, with wit and grace. It didn't hurt that he was a big fan. Great interview (s). Dave struggled with booze, at one point, but quit, before he made it big. But, he kept his 'edge'.

    • @JB-1138
      @JB-1138 3 роки тому +3

      In that case I recommend watching Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman.
      Drugs!!!

  • @glennmarshall4693
    @glennmarshall4693 8 років тому +196

    don't blame Danny for wanting to be drunk to be on the View, heheheheh

    • @phoenixarchangel5082
      @phoenixarchangel5082 8 років тому +8

      That's nothing.
      Joy behar mainlines bath salts off of whoopi goldberg's tits before every show.

    • @Spiralsmile
      @Spiralsmile 8 років тому +5

      You can't mainline off of someone's tits... snorting you mean?

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 7 років тому +5

      Seeing Joy Behar on bath salts would might actually get me to watch The View.
      Might.

  • @shawnfoxfirth9684
    @shawnfoxfirth9684 7 років тому +222

    Hunter S Thompson could make your Whole list look Sober as Judges . .

    • @christopherb27
      @christopherb27 6 років тому +2

      Hunter Thompson's writing turned to shit and he never got it back because of it either! List's turn into a list of drugs you have to take everyday to just "Feel O.K.". The guy passed out by the pool after puking up drugs that were intended to last the trip back from Zaire while missing one of the best fights of all time. He couldn't be bothered to leave he's color and booze. Not even to walk into the hotel and press P and watch the fight on tv with the president. Everyone I've seen attempting to live their lives like him, aspiring writers, English undergrads with a full ride and a close friend or either dead, or take so many drugs daily it would kill a lesser user while it only makes them "Feel O.K.". Not feel "normal" which you hear from opioid/opiate addicts but "JUST OK". Their brains are re-wired so bad quiting 3-5 of these substances cold turkey maybe lowering the dosage daily would kill them. The few left alive are constantly in pain and talks and attempts of suicide were old a decade ago. Now on my bi-yearly chats with them it's a matter of when , not if they will die or end it. Take that list and think if your passing the part of Hunter's legacy down to another generation he would want. That list could be fake since he was a natural writer and all the stories I've read he didn't write were of third maybe second hand accounts of Hunter telling story's or nobody seeing the incident. Pass down he's writing and realize you don't need drugs to reach that level.

    • @jessejames84
      @jessejames84 6 років тому +4

      You have an awful spell check of English : " he's" when it should have been " his" . Are you high as a kite or the typical Russian bot?

    • @andydudley1775
      @andydudley1775 6 років тому +1

      dam man what you take to notice that

    • @christopherb27
      @christopherb27 6 років тому +1

      There's tons of spelling errors. Working one computer, using this one to tick off spell check whores. Was it worth the ten seconds to point them out?

    • @mistaguy226
      @mistaguy226 4 роки тому

      Shawn Fox Firth damn fuckin right watch “Hunter S Thompson Omnibous” which is a great movie which shows how fucked Hunter gets

  • @highdough2712
    @highdough2712 8 років тому +670

    Harrison Ford's appearances on talk shows have always puzzled me, but after watching this, everything now makes so much sense.

    • @farrex0
      @farrex0 8 років тому +9

      +highdough Yeah, I thought he was the most charismatic celebrities of all time, until I saw one of his interviews.

    • @Zeno7741
      @Zeno7741 8 років тому +52

      No man. It is known that he has Social Anxiety.

    • @sroberts8560
      @sroberts8560 8 років тому +1

      +highdough
      I guess that's why my top hero actors will always be John Wayne, Steve McQueen and Lee Majors.

    • @highdough2712
      @highdough2712 8 років тому +17

      Fred Bread And that could be why he self medicates.

    • @TheyBenefit
      @TheyBenefit 8 років тому +3

      +highdough It's funny though. He plays it off well.

  • @0NodMan0
    @0NodMan0 8 років тому +36

    *_"Our planet has been through a lot this year, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!"_* _Richard Nixon_

    • @atree88
      @atree88 8 років тому +1

      +NodMan God Bless Futurama

  • @rehaana-mod1964
    @rehaana-mod1964 6 років тому +46

    they say he wont work unless uncomfortably high, what if he was comfortably high

    • @geotechms
      @geotechms 5 років тому +7

      Rehaan A-mod what if he was comfortably numb?

    • @tylerskarzenski3062
      @tylerskarzenski3062 5 років тому +1

      Then he would write for pink floyd

  • @D0NTST4RT
    @D0NTST4RT 8 років тому +382

    I already loved Harrison Ford, now I love him so much more knowing he wakes and bakes

    • @flowersinsteadoforgans8177
      @flowersinsteadoforgans8177 6 років тому

      D0NTST4RT same!

    • @everydayhero5076
      @everydayhero5076 6 років тому +4

      That's what I'm doing now!
      Kong Stomper 29% THC

    • @DaddyAsh3r
      @DaddyAsh3r 6 років тому +2

      Thank you my good sir for introducing me to this term and subsequently making me cry laugh. You get my like.

    • @thecrispy7789
      @thecrispy7789 6 років тому

      Same

    • @johnb.8687
      @johnb.8687 5 років тому

      He turned out to be not what I thought.

  • @thedmtfp
    @thedmtfp 8 років тому +464

    you say that he got high in the am every day like its a bad thing...

    • @bobhusaan
      @bobhusaan 8 років тому +4

      👍👍

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 8 років тому +12

      If you have something to do, like making a fucking movie, then yeah that's a bad thing

    • @thedmtfp
      @thedmtfp 8 років тому +21

      I can see that being true, Im thinking if he has been a smoker for years, his tolerance makes it much less a big deal. its not like he would be too high in a dressing room like hunter s thompson hiding somewhere peeking out from behind the couch know what i mean?

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 8 років тому +5

      +Torrey Dunn True, but it was to a point where he literally cooked a pot of pot, then had that in the morning instead of breakfast.

    • @thedmtfp
      @thedmtfp 8 років тому +3

      i bet thats not cheap.

  • @athostavares85
    @athostavares85 8 років тому +301

    everyday I admire Harrison Ford a little more

  • @awsomesauce03
    @awsomesauce03 8 років тому +35

    emagine being David letterman and having to deal with all the insanely high people you have to talk to.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 8 років тому

      +awesomesauce Quite often when I watched that show Letterman would be drinking.

    • @awsomesauce03
      @awsomesauce03 8 років тому

      yea but like, id need to be to drunk to do a talk show to not just walk off set.

    • @rarykpark
      @rarykpark 8 років тому

      +awesomesauce you should watch david letterman and seth rogen talk about weed nowadays, it was an interview from like 2015 i think

  • @TacticalOrbitalTaco
    @TacticalOrbitalTaco 8 років тому +450

    I know Harrison Ford has bad social anxiety disorder, so I don't think he's always on drugs.

    • @LordOverlard
      @LordOverlard 8 років тому +50

      +TacticalOrbitalTaco you mean he's totally paranoid from all the pot he smokes?

    • @ioloavatar8430
      @ioloavatar8430 8 років тому +24

      Thats exactly what he has . He is so uncomfortable during interviews . So this video is bullshit .Not sure about the other videos .

    • @MrImbad99
      @MrImbad99 8 років тому +98

      He could be getting high to relieve the anxiety

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 8 років тому +22

      +Kappa My thoughts exactly, having anxiety is the perfect reason to calm the nerves down with some pot. I know plenty of people who do it for that specific reason when hanging out with others, they wouldn't be able to be sociable without it.

    • @sabinea.4532
      @sabinea.4532 8 років тому

      +Maxwell Cunningham he should be in jail for that

  • @towlie710
    @towlie710 2 роки тому +25

    Duff from Guns n Roses indeed did drink so much his pancreas burst, giving him internal burns. He also is the inspiration behind Duff Beer and used to put entire crack rocks in his nasal cavity til his septum eroded just so he could drink more. A legendary habit.
    He's also a smart guy who later got his degree in finance partly to find out what the fuck happened to all the money Guns n Roses made.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 Рік тому

      🤦🏻‍♂️😵‍💫🥴

    • @chaseknowls4624
      @chaseknowls4624 Рік тому

      The last sentence is the funniest, but yes, he is awesome and a brilliant musician. One question though: how does not having a septum allow one to drink more? Asking for a friend...not me...I'm not an alcoholic; I promise. Don't you judge me!

    • @towlie710
      @towlie710 Рік тому

      @@chaseknowls4624 the septum eroding is a byproduct of his snorting rocks of cocaine. But cocaine is well known for allowing people to drink more and for longer. It's not a safe habit however, it apparently turns into, from memory, cocaethanol in the bloodstream which can be dangerous.

  • @brunsta234
    @brunsta234 6 років тому +136

    Smoking a joint in the morning, even 630, before work, isn't that big a deal at all... I do it all the time , also 70s weed was way weaker

    • @washingtonotters7816
      @washingtonotters7816 5 років тому +7

      dwd ded as I read this I’m going to take a safe assumption you were born sometime after 2003

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 5 років тому

      dwd ded are you an actor though

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 4 роки тому

      Good ole Mo. Gangha was pretty unbelievable for the time

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 4 роки тому +1

      @@washingtonotters7816 and im gonna take a safer one and say that you dont smoke weed at all. 70's weed was ass, no ifs ands or buts about it, just give an old head anything but reggie and you'll know that shit was ass.

    • @washingtonotters7816
      @washingtonotters7816 4 роки тому

      Ghiman the guy I was born in the mid 80s (don’t wanna give away my age because I feel old as balls as it is). I occasionally smoke weed but really hate it. I live in Canada where it’s legal coast to coast and have bought both legal and underground high quality weed within the last few months and I still hate the high of marijuana. It personally isn’t for me. I hate the feeling. When I was a kid in college sure it was awesome but as an adult it isn’t my cup of tea but god bless and I don’t hate on people that do. I smoked a lot in my early 20s when I had the luxury of not having responsibility. Getting High by before 12pm and staying high all day when I have a job and life to live isn’t a luxury I have. Thank god for quarantine because it’s the only time in a decade I could start experiencing again. But it’s still not something I enjoy. As a 30 something year old a hang over is way easier and more manageable than a wake and bake for me

  • @randalthor3919
    @randalthor3919 8 років тому +16

    Bill Murray is known for doing random shit to people when they have no idea that the Bill Murray is within a 500 mile radius of them. After the exchange, he will say "no one will ever believe you". My friend who was living in New York City at the time and knew Bill Murray's son told me that he (Murray) would find out where his sons friends were having kick ass parties (in the artsy fartsy scene in Brooklyn where a lot of people there worked for Marc Jacobs) and just show up for a few seconds to do something random to a few witnesses and bail with a few beers. Leaving people like "was that Bill Murray!? Omfg was that really Bill Murray?!".... "No one will ever believe you".

    • @hectormunhoz5766
      @hectormunhoz5766 8 років тому +7

      I don't believe you.

    • @fabsigreen468
      @fabsigreen468 8 років тому +1

      +Hector Munhoz I don't believe YOU.

    • @hectormunhoz5766
      @hectormunhoz5766 8 років тому

      Fabsi Green You don't believe I don't believe him? Well I don't believe you don't believe me! HOW ABOUT THAT

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Рік тому

      Dunno; over time, this smacks of a brand of self-promotion. Be excellent, be gone, legend grows in a seemingly organic manner. It is a canny move, for sure, playing off his celebrity, delighting the little people, kinda lampooning it in real time as he does it. I hope he's just having fun, and its all random, and it just happens to make the news feed.

  • @Telic
    @Telic 8 років тому +194

    yall wont believe this...but... snoop dogg

    • @creamithmanning2632
      @creamithmanning2632 8 років тому +12

      Surely you jest.

    • @thaghost909
      @thaghost909 8 років тому +12

      +TelicTV Nah, He's just a little slow.. Don't make fun.

    • @kathosprime986
      @kathosprime986 8 років тому

      Nah man... he just quit smokin' yesterday ;)

    • @kathosprime986
      @kathosprime986 8 років тому

      Also, fun fact that Crispin Glover guys birthday is on 4/20

    • @GuerillaWelder
      @GuerillaWelder 8 років тому

      +Quinton Lane love you for that

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 7 років тому +44

    Or Crispin Glover is an actual time traveler

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 років тому +4

      ...instead of the other kind of trip.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 7 років тому +80

    Crispen Glover was obviously playing a character.

    • @pvtrichter88
      @pvtrichter88 7 років тому +4

      I would find it impossible to not drop kick him if I had to work with him!!

    • @dylanvalorfall
      @dylanvalorfall 7 років тому +19

      He looked like he was on acid. I have done acid...A lot. lol

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 7 років тому +5

      ***** alcohol is one of the worst drugs.

    • @captainfarktard
      @captainfarktard 7 років тому +5

      Or on speed. That is classic tweaker behavior.

    • @AB-ts3kl
      @AB-ts3kl 7 років тому +9

      Yes, a character... but he was going the method actor route and he took the character's LSD before the show.

  • @chaumas
    @chaumas 7 років тому +13

    If you've seen Crispin Glover's more recent work, there's very little doubt that *both* Letterman appearances were performance art. That doesn't mean there weren't drugs involved, but mostly he's just a wonderfully odd person.

    • @roguemidas
      @roguemidas Рік тому

      I mean the dude was wearing a wig it’s obvious to me

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Рік тому

      Yep. This was around the time that he was in an obscure movie called Rubin and Ed, with Howard Hessman. The get-up is what his character wore in the movie, and his actions were reminiscent of his character, as well. He didn't hype his movie because that's not what his character would do. He didn't break the 4th wall, which must've been off-putting.

    • @maxbrundle1599
      @maxbrundle1599 10 місяців тому

      I agree he seems like he's always in a drug fueled state. Some people get all the fun 😂

  • @ZER0MACHER
    @ZER0MACHER 8 років тому +8

    I asked Crispin about this back in 07. It was an act. Dude is insanely smart.

  • @Grimtheorist
    @Grimtheorist 8 років тому +175

    1 joint in the morning doesn't make you "drug-fueled"...

    • @TheDopedup
      @TheDopedup 8 років тому +18

      No kidding. 1 joint in the morning just means 1 nap in the afternoon lol. What terrible terrible side effects.....slightly tired and hungry. I'll take it over prescription side effect every time.

    • @supersonicdickhead374
      @supersonicdickhead374 8 років тому +11

      a little puff on the pipe
      from morning till night
      makes it all good
      makes it alright

    • @napornik
      @napornik 8 років тому +6

      +Grim Theorist And then you kill people at night unless you jump off of a roof.
      Marijuana is a killer kids. There is a reason it is on the Sched.1 list cuz it is around drugs you will _inevitably_ end up using.
      Look up "Reefer Madness" and the studies that inspired it.

    • @nicholassheldon7149
      @nicholassheldon7149 8 років тому +7

      +Kancho i cant tell if youre being sarcastic. i sure hope so

    • @keiganakers9911
      @keiganakers9911 8 років тому +1

      did you pay attention to the rest of the segment? there was plenty more.

  • @TripleARMS
    @TripleARMS 8 років тому +139

    What about when Clint Eastwood started talking to a chair in the Republican Convention in 2008?

    • @TripleARMS
      @TripleARMS 8 років тому

      +sean2339 you may be right...

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 8 років тому +1

      +Valiant Studios I thought he did pretty well there.

    • @wafflcoptr
      @wafflcoptr 8 років тому +1

      +jockoboy 46 You got played like a fuckin' violin, homie.

    • @conker206
      @conker206 8 років тому +4

      +James McCracken Just seeing you say "Republitards" lets me know how educated you are.

    • @phoenixarchangel5082
      @phoenixarchangel5082 8 років тому

      +Shariq Torres That is racist.

  • @BigSwarz
    @BigSwarz 7 років тому +305

    dude idk if you have ever smoked weed before but its not like heroin or coke its 100% possible to do your job and do it well stoned. you act like harrison ford was shooting up before he went to shoot movies.

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 7 років тому +29

      Of those three drugs you mentioned, the effects of being high on weed are the most debilitating. Coke is just "industrial strength coffee that also happens to make you feel euphoric," and dope is only debilitating to an experienced user if he DOESN'T have any. I'm assuming sane-sized dosage here...

    • @Xetelian
      @Xetelian 7 років тому +17

      Cops are constantly posting pictures and videos of heroin addicts passed out in their vehicles with babies in the backseat. Never seen anyone passed out in public from cannabis. Habitual users of marijuana build up a tolerance to the effects, unless their constantly doing higher and higher concentrations, they'll plateau and get a very mild effect. I'll agree coke is probably the one that can be the least debilitating but only because its effects only last a short time. If you never smoke weed or do it once a month, the effect can be enough to earn you a well deserved DUI, but that also depends on how much you take in and its concentration. I suppose if your 'heroin' use is generalized as just taking extra vicodin or percocet, you could get by and not pass out, but if you're shooting black tar heroin you are zonked out, there is no escaping that.

    • @klikushka
      @klikushka 6 років тому +7

      bcubed72 you're fucking with me.
      you have no clue what good coke is like.
      heroin will fuck you up and make you debilitatingly sleepy. you can go to work faded as fuck and still do fine like how shitty is your product and how much of a thc lightweight are you

    • @vampirexion
      @vampirexion 6 років тому +14

      I don't know. I smoked a lot of weed before and....I thought the moon was going to fall on me and thought I wasn't part of my body. I fucking hate weed.

    • @laxyboyslim
      @laxyboyslim 6 років тому +23

      "I smoked a lot of weed before"
      "I thought the moon was going to fall on me and thought I wasn't part of my body"
      "I fucking hate weed."
      Imagine blaming weed for your lack of tolerance

  • @tonym994
    @tonym994 7 років тому +9

    ELVIS was ironically high as a kite when NIXON made him an honorary DEA agent .he even talked shit about the BEATLES 'drug use.

  • @SovietMoscow999
    @SovietMoscow999 8 років тому +170

    This is the cracked I love

    • @robbiramirez5820
      @robbiramirez5820 8 років тому +1

      A vertal pectrum of comedy.

    • @fthomason93
      @fthomason93 8 років тому

      right?

    • @fenniboy198
      @fenniboy198 8 років тому +4

      +Papa Fitz But now they make sure to only make fun of straight white males lol

    • @MangoAnimates
      @MangoAnimates 8 років тому +5

      +Papa Fitz This is the crack I love

    • @Trundlecake
      @Trundlecake 8 років тому +2

      +Papa Fitz Yeah, this did crack me up this morning;

  • @nikolajankovic3340
    @nikolajankovic3340 5 років тому +20

    And you don't include Ozzy Osbourne
    SHAME 😂😂😂

  • @Meyers1793
    @Meyers1793 8 років тому +18

    Further proof that Harrison Ford is the GOAT.

    • @Nieghorn
      @Nieghorn 8 років тому

      +Joker Hamill Typically: "Greatest of All Time"

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 6 років тому

      Both are acceptable.

  • @lexiibattwitch
    @lexiibattwitch 8 років тому +19

    Um re: Harrison Ford, his weed is medicinal. He needs it for chronic social anxiety. He gets it on prescription. Also, he's a huge germophobe, that clip of his rubbing his hands on the chair is taken out of context. He was freaking out because he had just shaken the presenters hand... So, yes. You *did* just make fun of a severe mental health disorder and that's *really* not okay. There is enough stigma about mental health issues, don't add to the stupid.

    • @jareddauer4015
      @jareddauer4015 5 років тому

      You are what's wrong with society

    • @jareddauer4015
      @jareddauer4015 5 років тому

      @Charles Bolduc nah mate... The one we're both yelling at

    • @kegangardner2277
      @kegangardner2277 5 років тому

      @Charles Bolduc You're what's wrong with this world

  • @possumverde
    @possumverde 8 років тому +10

    Crispin Glover's behavior wasn't due to drugs, he was in character from a movie titled "Rubin and Ed" (in which he played Rubin) that (at the time) was supposed to be released soon (so in character that he was even wearing said character's clothes)...Unfortunately for him, the release of said film ended up getting delayed for a few years leaving his behavior without the proper context...

  • @chilapox3
    @chilapox3 8 років тому +13

    If Harrison Ford really smokes that often then I seriously doubt it is having much of an effect on his work. He'd probably act weirder without the weed at this point.

  • @joshym2006
    @joshym2006 8 років тому +16

    3:23 10:35 getting "wet" doesn't mean getting high on weed. it means getting high on pcp.

    • @wunndergurl911
      @wunndergurl911 8 років тому +5

      When he says a wet Danny DeVito he means drunk. It's like if you get a "wet reckless driving" ticket it's for reckless driving while drunk.

    • @joshym2006
      @joshym2006 8 років тому +1

      Heidi Williams im not sure where you're from but I've never heard of a "wet reckless driving ticket" in my life. in america you either get a D.U.I. (driving under the influence) for driving drunk on alcohol or a D.W.I. (driving while intoxicated) for driving high on drugs, and both result in you going to jail and losing your drivers license, not a "ticket" lmao.

    • @joshym2006
      @joshym2006 8 років тому +2

      Heidi Williams besides he was clearly referring to marijuana when he said it the second time about tom snyder

  • @DreamfactoryZero
    @DreamfactoryZero 8 років тому +61

    It's not that extreme when you're used to smoking everyday. I wake up at 7:30 and I smoke a joint while getting ready for the gym everyday. Then I smoke one on the walk home. But the whole sauce pan weed thing is on a whole other level. I want to try that but I don't have a sauce pan of weed to throw away.

    • @hankstrickler1977
      @hankstrickler1977 8 років тому

      +McGangBang smoke before lifting? sounds rough

    • @DreamfactoryZero
      @DreamfactoryZero 8 років тому +4

      Henry Strickler Not really. I just put in headphones and focus on whatever muscle I'm working on. Leg day tomorrow.

    • @TheZenEagle
      @TheZenEagle 8 років тому +7

      +Chet Manly it actually helps! for me atleast!

    • @chondominguez6995
      @chondominguez6995 8 років тому

      I was wondering myself. If it works.

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself 8 років тому +3

      +McGangBang It really does help believe it or not. I wait until AFTER simply because I like having a reward at the end. Ah hell, okay, I do it before AND after, I won't lie.

  • @armchairgravy5148
    @armchairgravy5148 5 років тому +13

    Ya know, living inside Crispin Glover's acid trip does explain quite a lot.

  • @autistitch
    @autistitch 5 років тому +5

    I'm suddenly embarrassed for my child self who was constantly asking "what's wrong with him?" every time Boris Yeltsin appeared on TV...

  • @mrfclarke
    @mrfclarke 8 років тому +32

    no one ever has called Harrison ford harry.

    • @themastersmadface8241
      @themastersmadface8241 8 років тому

      I think jimmy Fallon did once

    • @meattrademark1335
      @meattrademark1335 8 років тому +2

      +F Clarke I heard FN-2187 called him "Solo."

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 8 років тому +1

      I regularly refer to celebrities by the shortened versions of their names, and Harry Ford is one of them. Larry Fishburne, Jenny Garner, Bill Shatner, Bill Macy, Phil Hoffman, Chris Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Bobby De Niro... Though a lot of the time, I'll simply refer to them as their most notable (especially superhero) roles. i.e.: "The Prestige is a movie directed by Chris Nolan where Wolverine and Batman are competing magicians. Mike Caine and Black Widow are also in it."

    • @mrfclarke
      @mrfclarke 8 років тому +1

      KnuckleHunkybuck and who are you?

    • @djpheeze
      @djpheeze 8 років тому +2

      +KnuckleHunkybuck I prefer referring to celebrities by the long form of their names, like Philip Collins, Rodney Stewart, James Fallon and William Murray.

  • @MtnNerd
    @MtnNerd 8 років тому +193

    I'm voting Bernie Sanders because he's not the guy you would be having a beer with, he's the guy you would call at 2am because you had too many and you need a lift home

    • @loganreed4582
      @loganreed4582 8 років тому +1

      Annnnnnd the hits just keep on coming...

    • @cutchyacokov
      @cutchyacokov 8 років тому +9

      +PraiseDivineMercy It's 2am America and your so drunk that Trump is the republican presidential nominee. It's definitely time to call Bernie.

    • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
      @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 6 років тому +5

      Cutchyacokov Yes, well now it's 6am America and you're so drunk that Trump was ELECTED president. Now you have to be at work in 2 hours, and you might have just enough time to shower, change your clothes, and drink a gallon of coffee. Now, before you lose your job and end up huffing paint behind the abandoned K Mart, for the love of God, stop drinking and call Bernie!

    • @andydudley1775
      @andydudley1775 6 років тому

      classic

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 6 років тому

      PraiseDivineMercy can't vote for Bernie when Hilary Clinton is around to rig elections

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 6 років тому +4

    I think Crispin edited his own Wikipedia page as it officially says "He appeared in character as Rubin" 😂

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 3 роки тому

      Yes, in character for the movie he was promoting at the time with a character that looked and acted exactly like that.
      Craaaazy!! He must’ve updated it himself instead of people not catching on even 30 years later.

  • @bitterboyblue
    @bitterboyblue 8 років тому +5

    Crispin Glover I think was trying to channel Andy Kaufman during those interviews

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 6 років тому +5

    I always thought, scared, that Harrison was getting senile whenever I saw him on talk shows in recent years.
    I never thought I'd say this, but... What a relief, he was just high.

  • @saturnstar718
    @saturnstar718 8 років тому +10

    Richard Pryor "High on Coke" interview.

  • @maritimeretro2855
    @maritimeretro2855 8 років тому +154

    Hey, allow me to welcome you to reality, where marijuana doesn't really get you that high.

    • @dmnc920
      @dmnc920 8 років тому +4

      It does if you smoke it for 20+ years

    • @maritimeretro2855
      @maritimeretro2855 8 років тому +58

      Well, no. It doesn't.
      You become more and more resistant to any drug you decide to the longer you do it. Not less resistant.

    • @robinstone1196
      @robinstone1196 8 років тому +13

      +Maritime Retro Massacre yes thats right, i smoke dope for over 30 years now and it takes me more to get high, in fact it just makes me relax and not so much high.

    • @ThePresident001
      @ThePresident001 8 років тому

      exactly!

    • @xHayzul
      @xHayzul 8 років тому +12

      +Maritime Retro Massacre This nigga keeps saying "You like to get wet?" like nigga no that's PCP you fucking dunce.

  • @bengunn1980
    @bengunn1980 8 років тому +76

    Why'd they confuse the Turkish flag for the Soviet flag on the boxing glove?!?!

    • @SockPuppet80
      @SockPuppet80 8 років тому +20

      +Ben Gunn The Russian flag was too soaked in vodka to show up.

    • @bengunn1980
      @bengunn1980 8 років тому

      +SockPuppet80 hahaha

    • @valamere101
      @valamere101 8 років тому +3

      +Ben Gunn have you even been done by ben gunn... that should be your pick up line my man

    • @bengunn1980
      @bengunn1980 8 років тому

      +valamere101 ha thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

    • @orangejustice3536
      @orangejustice3536 8 років тому +3

      well. he's an American.

  • @ShaldowB
    @ShaldowB 8 років тому +20

    I heard Harrison Ford has social anxiety and took xanax before his interview.

  • @NoSuchThing99
    @NoSuchThing99 7 років тому +5

    That wasn't Crispin Glover on Letterman, that was Rubin Farr, his other personality.

  • @BBAERSTANCE1
    @BBAERSTANCE1 8 років тому +49

    Getting WET means smoking PCP. Not weed

    • @BGlynn315
      @BGlynn315 5 років тому +4

      I'm convinced this guy has never even seen weed before. He has no idea what he is talking about..

    • @tjackson4982
      @tjackson4982 5 років тому +1

      Thank 👏 you 👏!! This guy is dumb as hell lol

    • @LoveAlwaysAlwaysLove
      @LoveAlwaysAlwaysLove 5 років тому

      Ooohhhhh! Who knew? Thanks!

  • @nope9233
    @nope9233 8 років тому +37

    I feel like we have done this one before

    • @nope9233
      @nope9233 8 років тому +5

      No about a year ago they made a video with the same tittle

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 8 років тому +1

      Something about 7 celebrities who have completely lost their shit, or lost their grasp on reality.

  • @somesinger1575
    @somesinger1575 8 років тому +5

    Harrison Ford just doesn't seem to care about his job, it's just a job to him. Makes me sad seeing someone so gifted and good not try very hard or care . . . *sad tear.

    • @mirmalchik
      @mirmalchik 8 років тому

      +Kirk Meyers This is how I feel about Douglas Adams, too. But he made good stuff--he just kind of hated himself for it.

    • @Cyprienroche
      @Cyprienroche 8 років тому +2

      +Kirk Meyers
      Maybe he cares about and loves his job, but also like to smoke weed?
      Considering his career as an actor, I'd say he is a very good example of a functional stoner, and that shouldn't make anyone sad...

    • @LlameStarcraft
      @LlameStarcraft 8 років тому

      +Randall Flagg Harrison Ford has stated multiple times that film roles are nothing more than a paycheck for him(So not out of passion for the craft). That's what the OP is referring to I think.

  • @SirLorn
    @SirLorn 5 років тому +5

    Crispin Glover was in character as Rubin from Rubin and Ed, Dave nor the audience were in on it.....

  • @Bronwen597
    @Bronwen597 4 роки тому +1

    I once saw my favorite drunk batman, Michael Keaton, try to climb a power pole outside a bar. LOL

  • @fjalartandri00
    @fjalartandri00 8 років тому +18

    i'm waiting for after hours

    • @thotmorrison2649
      @thotmorrison2649 8 років тому

      +Fjalar Tandri the most 6 year old comment you can make

  • @holyCaptnjack
    @holyCaptnjack 7 років тому +34

    I don't think this guy knows much about LSD...How you can work for Cracked and not see the letterman show as a performance of awkward comedy....idk what to say.

  • @StuartStrauzer
    @StuartStrauzer 8 років тому +5

    This was a killer episode. Love your work and dedication to the research.

  • @romeoromero9612
    @romeoromero9612 5 років тому +4

    *"I Ran Out of Papers"*

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 8 років тому +7

    I love the KISS interview, Ace is having such a blast while Gene and Paul are being stuffy assholes -- that laugh is legend. Peter's just enjoying the chaos.

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta 8 років тому +4

    I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan is part of that Harrison Ford/Morgan Freeman pact. The hoop he's still sporting in his left ear looks like it should be rolling down a 1940's Brooklyn street being chased by a small boy with a stick.

  • @DarkLordLinkOfficial
    @DarkLordLinkOfficial 8 років тому +44

    Hey Last Crusade was awesome

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 8 років тому +6

      +DarkLordLink Don't worry about it. The complete idiots who make these things didn't fact check...again...and named the wrong Indy film. Unless Ford was still attending reshoots for Last Crusade a decade after it left cinemas.

    • @karlknippel4115
      @karlknippel4115 8 років тому +1

      +ProjectFlashlight612 They get a pass; we all want so badly to forget the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

    • @christopherheren3237
      @christopherheren3237 8 років тому +1

      +ProjectFlashlight612 Gotta wonder if his use of it also is related to pain from accidents he's had.

    • @phoenixarchangel5082
      @phoenixarchangel5082 8 років тому +1

      All indiana jones films are awesome.
      Anything with john williams is epic.

  • @SeaMonsterCeph
    @SeaMonsterCeph 8 років тому +13

    I've never seen Crispin Glover not be unnerving as all hell. If I ever met him in person, I'm positive I would be genuinely afraid of him.

    • @Jammer98825
      @Jammer98825 6 років тому +3

      I have met Crispin Glover and he is a very generous guy. He is very eccentric in many ways but still very nice. What he did on Letterman was a Prank and Letterman was sooo pissed. Crispin just liked to try to keep some mystery to it.

    • @9622paige
      @9622paige 6 років тому +1

      He seems so much like someone who just lose it one day and shoot up a place or become a serial killer

    • @BEAUTYnIQ
      @BEAUTYnIQ 2 роки тому +1

      like Andy Kaufman.. it was an Act !

    • @scottwilliams7683
      @scottwilliams7683 Рік тому

      Crisping Glover is a pretty nice guy. And weird.

  • @justingraves1291
    @justingraves1291 6 років тому +1

    One man's "uncomfortably high" is another man's "shit I have to deal with people"

  • @itsajokeiswear6128
    @itsajokeiswear6128 6 років тому +1

    Oh my god, Slash sounds like he's fourteen and getting baked for the first time, I love it

  • @MegaPaddz
    @MegaPaddz 8 років тому +10

    Are you saying Danny Devito smokes PCP?

  • @BigFatCock0
    @BigFatCock0 8 років тому +6

    Cracked assumes their audience isn't cool enough to understand what a 'bone' is.

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 8 років тому +1

      +BigFatCock I didn't know. And my mom told me I was totally cool.

  • @ripapa6355
    @ripapa6355 8 років тому +58

    Hey editor-in-chief...you're not "front of camera material".

  • @lauriem5751
    @lauriem5751 5 років тому +2

    David Lee Roth during an MTV interview in the mid Eighties. It was hilarious to watch.

  • @tricityladytn
    @tricityladytn 8 років тому +1

    I remember watching the first Crispin Glover appearance on David Letterman the night it originally aired and thinking, "What did I just watch?"

  • @JustGeorge770
    @JustGeorge770 8 років тому +4

    Oh cracked, too stoned to remember you made this video nearly two years ago. Silly Cracked.

    • @WashashoreProd
      @WashashoreProd 8 років тому

      +Arstan Whitebeard Hey, that was a great video. Totally worth doing a second edition.

    • @JustGeorge770
      @JustGeorge770 8 років тому

      I'm not knocking it. It made me consider subscribing again.

  • @xeraph02
    @xeraph02 8 років тому +13

    Oh come on, some are just not comfortable around people. I can't blame them.

    • @creamithmanning2632
      @creamithmanning2632 8 років тому +2

      An actor not comfortable around people..
      You fucking serious?

    • @lionthebear
      @lionthebear 8 років тому +6

      +SupplySide Jesus Harrison Ford has like social anxiety or something

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 8 років тому +2

      +sofullofpiss The chick who played Leia (who's name escapes me at the moment) in Star Wars was absolutely off her ass on drugs the whole time.
      I always find it amusing that people are so surprised to hear that you can be on drugs without acting retarded or insane, I can only imagine how they would react if they discovered that there are commonly many high/drunk/tripping people in every store, in every school, in every single public place, and most definitely on stage.

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 8 років тому +1

      +SupplySide Jesus Being good at acting is something that requires only one person, the actor. It is arguable that it requires an audience, but acting can be recorded, so not really. Many actors practice their acting primarily on themselves in private, so not even the reactions to their acting have to come from a separate source.
      Being a good actor simply means you are a convincing liar through the use of both verbal and body language, it is easy to imagine how one might learn this skill without significant social interaction.

    • @SpectraStarShooter
      @SpectraStarShooter 8 років тому

      +Sean Madson Carrie Fischer, and yes, she was doing a ton of cocaine and pain meds as well a drinking. A lot of self medication and she was a bit odd and loopy in a few interviews. Alcoholism has plagued her career as well. She struggles with bi-polar and was self medicating quite a lot.

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 8 років тому +4

    So then, the question on my mind is, was Harrison Ford sober for The Force Awakens.
    Would that be the only movie he doesn't get high for?

  • @bigol9223
    @bigol9223 8 років тому +6

    "I got a piece of pipe backstage that I'd like to have you work on."
    😏

    • @ayooap
      @ayooap 4 роки тому

      Im dead

  • @MirandaTheShinigami
    @MirandaTheShinigami 6 років тому +1

    Crispin Glover was doing the whole method acting thing for a role when he went on to do that interview, it wasn't his personality he was portraying, but the character he was playing at the time.

  • @lilmsgs
    @lilmsgs 8 років тому +27

    Know who's obnoxious spouting unnecessary words?
    This presenter guy.

  • @i0rpheus
    @i0rpheus 7 років тому +3

    Every late night show I seen with Harrison Ford I've thought he had dementia.

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d 8 років тому +6

    I love Harrison Ford even more now.

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever 7 років тому +2

    Amazingly, the Kiefer Sutherland Christmas Tree Incident got no mention here.
    Amazingly.

  • @WhenYouveGoneGuru
    @WhenYouveGoneGuru 8 років тому +1

    Letterman is a boss he didn't even flinch when he threw that kick.

  • @michaelm4939
    @michaelm4939 8 років тому +4

    I think harrison ford is even cooler knowning hes done it all high

  • @Ingens_Scherz
    @Ingens_Scherz 8 років тому +2

    Ever been sued, cracked? I think you're about to find out how that works...

  • @TheSpogNYC
    @TheSpogNYC 8 років тому +61

    Why does the host keep using PCP slang?

    • @DirtySouthGaming
      @DirtySouthGaming 8 років тому +28

      +TheSpogNYC right? I've never heard of smoking pot being referred to as "getting wet" lol

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 8 років тому

      +TheSpogNYC I was wondering the same thing...
      Even with him looking as high as he tends to, I suppose it is vaguely possible that he has never even seen weed, let alone discussed it with people who would know anything about it, but I was certain that look on his face was a stoned one, we may never know...

    • @a.lampman2165
      @a.lampman2165 8 років тому +6

      +DirtySouthGaming
      Pretty sure he meant getting drunk. Drinking. Hence "buy The Penguin another one of whatever he's drinking".
      EDIT: But then he said it again clearly about Tom Snyder. The fuck?

    • @pimpedouthorseradish5696
      @pimpedouthorseradish5696 8 років тому +5

      +TheSpogNYC I had to scroll down to the comments knowing this would be mentioned before even finishing the video. Now I want to see Cracked do a VICE style video where they go buy drugs and do them on camera as humor/journalism.

    • @TheSpogNYC
      @TheSpogNYC 8 років тому

      pimpedouthorseradish lmao, that would be frickin hilarious dude!

  • @withoutwords7404
    @withoutwords7404 3 роки тому +1

    In the immortal words of Sublime "I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints... and then I smoke two more."

  • @tismanassoutomuni
    @tismanassoutomuni 8 років тому +2

    I HAVE THE TIGER BLOOD BROOOOO

  • @PoppyTheChemist
    @PoppyTheChemist 7 років тому +2

    I liked this because all content that includes the suggestion that we listen to Matt Gourley is inherently valuable.

  • @wilsongang3279
    @wilsongang3279 8 років тому +5

    i have social anxiety and i need at least a tall can to relax and be ok

    • @tomsim22
      @tomsim22 8 років тому +1

      Yeah me too.

    • @wilsongang3279
      @wilsongang3279 8 років тому +1

      PerplexityComplex my back usually aches from tensing so much and i twitch a little. This has been happening for the past 4 years, it came out of nowhere. It's terrible.

  • @brandonsnider7907
    @brandonsnider7907 8 років тому +4

    You missed Oliver Reed.

  • @kellymedeiros627
    @kellymedeiros627 6 років тому +1

    That first clip of chrispin glover, you can literally see the lsd kicks in while sitting on stage. Thats so awesome lol

  • @RowdyRodimus
    @RowdyRodimus 8 років тому +1

    Ace wasn't high on Tom Snyder's show, he was drunk. However, Snyder has gone on record as saying it was the most fun interview he ever did all because of Ace.

  • @karenholmes6565
    @karenholmes6565 8 років тому +2

    Actually, electing the president that you wanna have a beer with was probably worse than electing Nixon

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 8 років тому +5

    You missed Farrah Fawcett on Letterman. Fail.

    • @9622paige
      @9622paige 6 років тому

      OGSpaceCadet wasn’t she extremely ill on chemo during that?

  • @mehbobotorp2373
    @mehbobotorp2373 7 років тому +9

    My respect for Harrison Ford, although it was already high (pun intended) has just sky-rocketed.
    Good on ya, Indi!

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 6 років тому +1

    Oh, the Yeltsin bit took me back! I was like twelve years old and residing in a neighbouring country to Russia while he was president, and me&my friends used to make sketches about drunk Yeltsin and preform them to our parents at parties. It was that obvious back then and already funny. 😂👌

  • @corybarnett3941
    @corybarnett3941 8 років тому +2

    I remember when Glover was on Letterman lol

  • @100crisps
    @100crisps 8 років тому +7

    dude what is the audio

  • @andrewburnett6222
    @andrewburnett6222 8 років тому +5

    Smoke weed everyday guys

  • @ian1352
    @ian1352 5 років тому +3

    It depends on the person. It is perfectly feasible that cannabis helped with his acting. One of the effects can be to relax the mind and increase immersion. Thus an actor can become totally focussed and immersed in their character without distraction.

    • @NSGrendel
      @NSGrendel 5 років тому

      Having worked in the games industry, I can confirm that some of the smartest programmers I've ever met were inveterate stoners.

    • @daveythesearcher
      @daveythesearcher Рік тому

      Just depends on the strain

  • @artu2302
    @artu2302 6 років тому +1

    I love the fact that I am watching this while shit faced.

  • @anubge
    @anubge 3 роки тому +1

    The Glover interview is what seems to have inspired the Joaquin phoenix interview in Joker.

  • @swskitso
    @swskitso 8 років тому +26

    am I the only one who thinks this guy has no idea what getting wet means?

    • @prizepig
      @prizepig 8 років тому +2

      +mike dutdut Obviously the host doesn't know either. "Getting wet" is typical slang for doing PCP.

    • @swskitso
      @swskitso 8 років тому

      YerDoinItWrong smoking a joint dipped in formaldehyde was getting wet.

    • @prizepig
      @prizepig 8 років тому +3

      +mike dutdut
      "In most instances PCP is not mentioned when the substance is sold or discussed. In fact, there are constantly re-circulating rumors that substances being sold by these names do not contain PCP, but are instead actually the fluid (formaldehyde) used for embalming as would be used in a mortuary. But there is evidence to support that this is primarily a case of confused slang terms. 'Embalming Fluid' is a common street slang term for PCP and has been for many years. PCP can come in liquid form, so the term 'fluid' is fitting. It is entirely possible (actually quite likely) that the confusion between PCP and embalming fluid (formaldehyde) has gone so far as to cause a new trend where PCP is actually mixed with formaldehye (or other 'embalming fluids') and used as a recreational psychoactive. But there is little evidence that the formaldehyde itself causes any pleasant or desirable effects. "
      www.erowid.org/chemicals/pcp/pcp_info6.shtml

    • @TheJenSolo
      @TheJenSolo 6 років тому

      YerDoinItWrong +1 for citing Erowid.org

  • @ian1352
    @ian1352 5 років тому +3

    Crispin Glover is a bit eccentric. However that film was made before the interview happened. And I have to wonder if the makers of this video actually know anything about LSD or just going on what they learned in a DARE class.

  • @kharris3352
    @kharris3352 8 років тому +5

    It's great when I click on the new Cracked video and the comments don't hate it

  • @connorduncan7915
    @connorduncan7915 4 роки тому +1

    He keeps saying “wet” but never in the right way. It’s so creepy

  • @dannysanchez9919
    @dannysanchez9919 7 місяців тому

    Bro. That kiss interview kills me 😂😂😂😂 that dude said i got some pipe for you to work on and that dude busted out laughing 😂😂😂😂